In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Ineptitude' – a timely scandalous exposé of Scottish Nonce Protectors / SNP stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
A shitstorm of political opposition outrage has hit Edinburgh’s corruption-ridden - and Magic Circle controlled - Holyrood Parliament today in the wake of Knickerless Sturgeon’s trans-gender-bender reform bill being compared to South Africa’s Nelson Mandela’s decades’ long battle against Whitey-enforced socio-political apartheid policy.
The Scottish Nonce Protectors party frontbencher, Angus Robertson, was castigated from the opposition benches with shouts of ‘Shame on the SNP’ - after making comparisons of Nelson Mandela to the Sturgeon Beast’s idiotic gender reform bill – and stating that this was the type of minority recognition reform bill Mandela would personally support – if he was still around to support anything.
Robertson, the ‘current’ (sic) Constitution Secretary, suggested Sturgeon’s proposals – this controversial gender bill which allows transgender people to self-identify as whatever sex they choose to be – (from one day to the next) - follows the late Mandela’s ‘wise words’ viz the self-determination of minority factions.
The SNP’s Gender Recognition Reforms (Scotland) Bill, while being a socio-political scam to win the ‘gender-bender confusion bloc’ vote - removes the need for a medical diagnosis of gender dysphoria to acquire a gender recognition certificate (GRC) - and was passed by 86 votes to 39 – thus reducing the minimum age for applicants to 16 – and too the time period required for sexually-confused applicants to live in their preferred gender - from two years to three months.
One Scottish Tory spokesman, Hector McTwatt, raised concerns over the freedom and safety of women, and opined to the Daily Shitraker "This is an absurd parallel for Angus Robertson to draw, as the Sturgeon's flawed Gender Bill is not remotely comparable with Mandela's decades-long brave fight to be accepted as a white lesbian - with a suntan.”
A petition has been launched calling for the Equality Act to recognise biological sex and not sex ‘as modified by a gender recognition certificate’ – nor via the route of hormones – or a surgeon’s blade’.
Scottish women’s groups have protested the squirrelly bill, including mad magician author and Formula One broomstick merchant, JK Rowling, who cast a spell on Sturgeon for being a destroyer of women’s rights – informing gutter press hacks attending her coven get-together “The majority of Scots oppose this legislation precisely because it curtails the freedom of women and girls by risking their safety and security – when men dressed in a frock sneak into women’s only private spaces and start flashing their hairy willies around.”
Hmmm, one ponders that this ‘gender recognition’ bill scam is a waste of time and effort – and expense - as blokes have been wandering around the glens and braes and munroes (and Edinburgh’s ‘Pink Triangle’) of bonny Scotland – dressed in tartan mini-skirts, long stockings (and garters) – and flashing their ‘dirks’ - for generations.
Yet no fucker or their dog ever bothers to speculate or inquire what the
fuck their gender might be.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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