The social media network airwaves are rife with rumours and speculation of a nation-wide general strike involving every fucker of employable age – including newspaper delivery boys - all poised and ready to ‘strike’ (sic / pun intended) - and set to kick start immediately, if not sooner – perhaps by the time you wake up tomorrow morning, to find no milk or bread or mail, or gutter press tabloid newspaper delivered - as a rolling wave 'negative dynamic' of industrial action intensifies, ready to batter and swamp Food Bank Britain in the opening days of the 2023 New Year.
One gormless Labour MP has stated for the public record that he personally is backing a general strike - claiming workers to be fully justified in shutting down the entire country while scrabbling for a whopping increase in pay, a three day week, longer holidays, and improved working conditions – even if doing so makes the greater working public demographic suffer in the process – as long as the unions get their message across to the Tory deaf ears government.
Hmmm, and so proclaimed the self-serving Khalid Mahmood MP, gobbing off to media hacks after the TUC’s newly-elected excuse for a leader, Paul Nowak, declared unions would coordinate strike action and shut Britain down - until Fishy Sunak’s Tory Nasty Party administration gave in to their money-grubbing demands.
Speaking exclusively to the Daily Shitraker, the pompous Mahmood declared: “I support the rights of union members to strike. If they want to coordinate that, they're totally at will to do so, and morph the entire shambles into a nation-wide general strike shut down – then this recession will really take off.”
The Kashmir-born Mahmood, New Labour’s MP for Brummystan’s Perry Como conshituency – (a job of work he attends to when not otherwise involved with repeated Parliamentary-expense funded employment tribunals - facing charges of religious discrimination against Jewish employees (£40,000 costs to taxpayer) – or the unfair dismissal of employees) - informed one gutter press hack during an interview with the Daily Shitraker that he, personally, as a signed-up member of Unite, would back a general strike – to see the Tory government brought to its knees - so New Labour might win an impromptu general election, and himself cop a cushy, ministerial post - doubling his current, bloated salary – and opening a swathe of expenses-padding and influence-peddling opportunities.
Mahmood’s ‘fuck the public’ comments may well be the harbinger of a ‘rolling wave’ of belligerent industrial offensives early in 2023, with unions coordinating strike actions to take place simultaneously, if their greed-inspired demands are not met – an act that will hopefully inconvenience the strikers as much as ourselves, the long-suffering common herd.
For the record, Paul Nowak, has assumed the leadershit post of the Trades Union Congress during the biggest outbreak of industrial unrest since – er - the last big outbreak of industrial unrest - with leaders of health, rail, civil service, teaching and postal unions all increasingly pissed off and frustrated at the lack of compliant submission from Tory government ministers to their Oliver Twist style demands for ‘More’.
Novak’s threats come as a legion of labour disciplines make ready to join the strike action fervour sweeping our once-sceptred isle – with rail, bus, postmen and mail sorters, road traffic officers, nurses, ambulance workers and a pick n mix bag of NHS (No Hope Service) staff now being joined by teachers, civil servants, National Highways workers, airport baggage handling layabouts, homeless charity employees, and the Border Force illegal migrant assistance staff - amongst others – up to, and including, Uncle Tom Cobley, and all - either staying in bed – or joining the picket protest lines (weather permitting).
Ah well, the long-suffering public of Broken Britain might be put out in the first instance, but throughout the course of history they quickly adapt to being fucked around and inconvenienced – like water off a duck’s back – (Viking invasions, King Alfred burns party cakes, Norman invasion 1066, Black Death plagues, mass excommunication, Protestant Reformation, Spanish Armada, civil war, loss of Empire, recession, World Wars (1 & 2), Labour’s Wilson devalues £, Covid-1984, galloping inflation, more recessions, unbridled illegal immigration.
So too, the public denizens have long memories, and ‘tis best the unions, seeking public approval and support, observe and contemplate that old tried and tested adage, of where ‘sympathy’ lies in the dictionary – squarely between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified mRNA nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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