In today's 'Let's Kick Some Ungrateful Offspring Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Granny’s Gotta Go’ – a timely scandalous exposé of ‘short term memory syndrome’ hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for an ungrateful younger generation – or the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Who wants to hear the latest 'not-so' Happy New Year update regarding the UK’s state pension system? The previously stalled, then deferred, then ‘cancelled until next year’ old age state pensions guaranteed ‘Triple Lock’ is gonna be scrapped in 2023 – as – now get this: “younger people can't afford to keep funding old farts that are long past their working-earning tax-paying ‘contribution to economy’ usefulness”.
Well, ain’t that a nice sentiment to target Broken Britain’s state pensioner class with – after this very same Grandad and Grandma category, in the span of their working-earning / tax-paying and 'charitably-inclined' lives, ‘funded’ the NHS birthing of these ungrateful Millennials / Generation X wankers who, to all intents and purposes, appear to be no more than a couple of socio-political steps away from forcing legislation to pass a euthanasia bill in the House of Conmans and get shut of the Silent Generation / Baby Boomer oldie pensioner demographic of British society in one fell, homicidal, swoop – with these thankless, selfish twats collectively morphing into the Genocide Generation.
Yep, our old fart generation funded their NHS midwife deliveries into this world, and all NHS medical care and dentistry since - along with the state-funded educations - until they reached ‘work for a living’ tax-paying age.
This ‘fuck the oldies’ sentiment comes after the Tory Nasty Party’s Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, a former ‘not fit for purpose’ Chancellor in Treason May’s EUSSR Remainiac-fixated ‘Walking Dead’ cabinet, challenged the sustainability of the triple lock last November.
Regardless of a key Conservative manifesto pledge promise to up the state pension ante every April on par with the highest of the previous September’s inflation, wage growth or 2.5%, the semi-mummified Hammond recently opined to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: “Is it really right that we should always up the state pension rate by the highest of wages, prices or by 2.5% when so many of these pensioners might well plead hardship and poverty, yet have pillow cases full of money stashed away under their beds?”
“Trashing this silly Triple Lock system will free up hard pressed government finances so we can supply more advanced weapons to the Ukrainians to fight off Russian aggression – and better house and care for the poor Albanian immigrants sailing across the Channel from France and landing on our south coast shore, cold and wet, and in need of a hot meal and a hotel room – and a pre-paid cell phone.”
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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