The gospel according to one party of self-interest hospitality venue investor, Broken Britain’s pricey pubs should be open 24/7 as the industry needs a desperate boost after two years of crappy Covid-1984 'stay home' lockdowns.
Twenty four hour pub openings are desperately required to rejuvenate Food Bank Britain’s hospitality industry, says Alan Miller, co-founder of the Cirrhosis Association.
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Pissheads Gazette, Miller, a leading hospitality campaigner and owner of the Spewman Brewery in east London, urged thirsty Brits to contact their local councillors and demand extended opening hours in 2023.
“Blokes and folks who like to imbibe and enjoy a few pints down the local pub should petition their councillors that boozer venues need to be granted late night extensions, ‘cos there's no good reason why – in fact it’s scandalous - that the pubs have to shut their doors at 11pm, or on the Witching Hour’s stroke of Midnight, when every fucker and their dog are all having a good time, and a sing-song and knees-up.”
Records show in excess of 400 pubs closed their doors for good across England and Wales in 2022 – due a combination of rocketing energy bills and staff dropping like flies after receiving their Covid mRNA booster jabs – plus the boozing public being unable to afford the inflated price of a pint – with the likes of our once-sceptred isle’s best-selling Old Headbanger lager (9.5% ABV) costing £6-plus per pint of draught – when drinkers have the same pint can equivalents available on the shelves of their local Greedy Grocer supermarket, as exampled by Pestco, at £1:20p per can, when buying a one-dozen can case.
Oh my if Broken Britain ain’t screwed up enough – half the populace dying from Covid-1984 mRNA nano-shite vax jabs, the other half – or thereabouts - too fucked in the head to return to their place of employment after two years of this working from home fiasco – and now these wankers want the pubs open 24/7 and the entire population pissed outa their heads from dawn to dusk – and running up credit card debts to fund their nouveau alcoholic tendencies – unless Fishy Sunak does the same as a home heating subsidy and whacks out a barrow-load of ‘Stay Pissed’ payments, as opposed to ‘Stay Warm’.
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