Who Trusts the Truss?

Is Mss ‘Dizzy Lizzie’ Truss taking the piss already – insulting the voting public’s intelligence with more ‘in yer face’ ridiculousness? Appointing her adipose ‘bestie’ mate, the waterfowl-waddling, 50 year old, grossly overweight, cigar-chuffing troll, Thérèse Coffey, as Health Sickretary – and Deputy Crime Minister?

What kind of lead-by-example strategy is that? The pasty-faced, porcine ‘Pimples’ Coffey – (formerly the Parliamentary representative for Ladbrokes) - she with the complexion of an albino soursop - looks to be about two steps away from a terminal coronary after mounting the House of Conmans steps.

Irony personified. Just wait til this blubbery old trout tells Broken Britain’s resident fatties n career couch spuds they need to lose weight cos it's stretching the No Hope Service’s resources. Then the Bells of Hypocrisy shall peal in earnest.

The corpulent Coffey, interviewed on BBC’s ‘Walks Like a Duck’ programme last night, was the first to admit she is far from being the perfect ‘poster girl’ role model to sit at the desk of the nation’s Health Sickretary due her obese, ‘self-neglect’ Teletubbie appearance – (more a bad example of gross self-indulgence) - a hardly appropriate adverse fitness cum lifestyle factor for the job - and one further compounded by her questionable smoking and drinking habits – albeit Coffey freely acknowledged she could do with losing a stone or two – from around her neck.

Coffey, the incumbent Tory Nasty Party MP for the Suffolk Coastal conshituency, and a self-declared Vatican left-footer shill, is further negatively regarded for any post in public life due her dogmatic Roman Catholic stance on abortions, and abusing her political position to vote not only against same sex marriage but too against abortion rights, due her personal religious views – while ignoring the social / medical considerations and requirements of her constituent females and their family units - and too the personal exigencies of our nation’s child-bearing age womanhood in general – a state of affairs the British Pregnancy Advisory Service has termed as ‘deeply concerning’.

As a backbencher in 2010, Coffey introduced a motion in the lower House of Conmans that called for ‘mental health assessments’ for women seeking an abortion.

Ha! Little wonder the Tory gang are known as the ‘Nasty Party’.

More pertinent to the debate would be mandating mental health assessments for any fucker and their dog who voted for this obnoxious, lard-arsed trout.

But that’s simply a further example of Coffey’s unqualified arrogance, Guilty of repeated instances of ‘Wrong Think’ - to apply somewhat Orwellian terminology – as back in 2012 she recommended that old age state pensioners meagre monthly stipend be slapped with hefty National Insurance deductions if they still did a few hours work to make ends meet (one that did not win her any brownie points among the older, cash-strapped, generation).

So too, once again, the dyed-in-the-wool Establishment stooge Coffey backed Posh Dave Scameron’s Tory Nasty Party / Lib-Dum Coalition 2011 proposal to sell off prime green belt forestry and woodland in public ownership – to private investors - for housing developments and firewood – a proposal that did not prosper and was later dropped by the Tory Chancellor, Gideon ‘Spankies’ Osborne, following a slew of death threats landing on his desk from concerned environmental groups and outdoor, country life types.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.