MPs Flaunt Social Class Hierarchy

House of Conmans MPs, along with their equally indolent and corrupt contemporaries from the Upper House of Frauds dosspit – collectively possessed of an exaggerated sense of entitlement - have been rightly exposed and castigated for abuse of their Parliamentary ‘pecking order’ privilege - and too, of what was thought to be a now-redundant British social division caste system - by queue-jumping at Westminster Hall to take ‘selfies’ alongside the late Queen’s catafalque, and get their names in the visitors’ book for posterity.

While literally thousands of common herd peasants – thanks to a lifetime’s conditioning and programming of mass formation psychosis - are dutifully queuing along the Thames Embankment in mourning, enduring chilly and damp Autumn weather conditions while waiting overnight – some in excess of twelve hours - to pay their respects to the late Queen, lying-in-state – their elected official MP ‘betters’ (sic) are bypassing the circuitous ten-plus mile queue, thanks to being issued ‘four privilege tickets’ apiece - (just bring a couple of friends along) – so they won’t be inconvenienced by standing exposed alongside a wind-swept River Thames alike the rest of the tax-paying public rabble who voted the wankers into political office.

The alternative media is having a field day too – with banner headlines reading: ‘MPs Abuse the Lying in State Queue Experience’ while exercising this discriminatory ‘fast track’ queue-jumping fiddle, brought about due a ruling by Worstminster’s Black Rod, Sarah Clarke – yet another overpaid Parliamentary ‘pubic’ servant – (£93,000 per annum – plus perks n expenses) which allows the four ticket holding MPs – and their guests - to bypass the miles-long queue of peasants, standing patiently in a dutiful line, and anxious to pay homage and say farewell to their late Monarch.

Woe and alas, this unique opportunity of national mourning, to bring a notably divergent cosmopolitan populace together, yet these parties of self-interest MPs seize the opportunity to drive a blatant Them vs Us socio-political wedge down the centre of any such potential accord.

As a perfect example of this Them and Us abuse of privilege, Old Etonian, Sir Digby Twatt, the incumbent Tory Nasty Party MP for the Home Counties ‘East Scrotum’ constituency, along with his ‘bit of stuff’ Slapsy, a stripper from the Soho-based Reefer & Hemp Club, ended up in an exaggerated sense of entitlement related kerfuffle with the common herd outside Worstminster Hall when he attempted to jump the queue – waving his House of Conmans / Slack Rod issue priority tickets - and citing ‘executive Parliamentary privilege’ - then balling at objectors ‘Do you know who I am?’ – a most unwise utterance which met with a chorus response of ‘Yeah, you’re a cunt – now get ter the back of the effin’ queue!’

On a somewhat lighter note, in excess of 600-plus illegal immigrants - (Albanian / Eritrean / Iraqi pick n mix) - made landfall on the beach at Dover this morning, after being crammed into a dozen rubber inflatable boats – with a score more washed in on the tide, sat astride overblown tractor tyre inner tubes and disguised as cormorants – all citing a novel alibi for their unauthorised, visa-less arrival: “We make this risky journey from France and get cold and wet just to pay our respects to your dead Queen at Westminster Hall. Long live King Dobby. Where is our bus to take us to London?”

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