While Kate Middleclass, wife of Bald Willy, and now Princess of Wales, accompanies Gorgonzilla, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole, wife of King Chazzer III - and recently elevated to Queen Concubine - both rode aloof, seated in the rear of the Royal Dobbymobile – the Princess Meghan of Montecito, wife of the ginger mingin Prince Harry, of House Hewitt, copped out for a well-deserved measure of Regal Wrath - for her gobshite past deeds - specifically slagging off the Saxe-Coburg und Gotha clan live on the Oprah Witless television show – and was cast to ride at the rear of the entire coffin procession train entourage – sharing the back seat of QE2’s old Land Rover with the late Queen’s favourite Corgis, Chips and Tosser, and chauffeured by that notorious aristocrap scrounger, Prince Michael of Kunt.
Let’s hope Meghan’s all up to date with her rabies and distemper shots.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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