Food Bank Britain’s iconic The Times gutter press tabloid newspaper has published a racial / misandry-loaded article noting how ‘no white men’ will hold major office in the all-new Truss-led Tory Nasty Party government.
The Lib-Dum turncoat Truss – and a former unpatriotic EUSSR Remainiac shill to boot – somehow came 'first' in the Crime Minister contest by 20,000+ votes yesterday, defeating her only remaining opponent, Chief Rishi Sunak, of the Red Indian 'Megabucks Murthy' tribe.
In a political move that is guaranteed to kick off a shit storm of criticism, the Truss Beast is determined to name a cabinet of ministers that will contain zero white men – and especially no thatch-headed albino Boris Cincinnatus types - with many media sources apparently believing this ‘Whitey Out’ policy might well be the best thing since Broken Britain adopted the Open Borders policy to allow zillions of human-trafficking / drug-pushing / kiddie fiddling unwashed foreigners to wash up on the south coast beaches and be greeted by a Border Force welcoming committee.
‘Great offices of state set to contain no white men’ reads one gutter press headline.
“Truss is preparing to appoint the first cabinet in history in which the qualifying credential must be a good sun tan’, writes Jock McScrote of the Haggis Bashers Gazette.
‘White Trash
are Out!’ writes another, with Ron Twatt, Editor of the Daily Onanist, being of
an opinion: ‘Truss Adopts Racist Policy as Core Tory Value’.
So, that’s it , white male privilege is definitely out. Dead as the Dodo – not that Dodo’s had much privilege to speak of.
Ergo, shall we have two minutes silence for the passing of white male privilege in our once-sceptred Isle of Albion? Is it worth the effort, for as soon as everything fucks up they’ll be calling Whitey to come back and fix things again.
A question with regard to this delusional fantasy of White Male Privilege. Why never White Female – or White Tranny - Privilege?
Why not indeed,
as the militant activist feminists and trans-gender sectors of our sick society
seem to be getting their foot in the door of every other socio-political opportunity.
Okay, no white blokes in 10 Downing St. Good, then Whitey won’t get blamed for making a total fuck of things anymore – and ‘the writ in stone’ unavoidable fuck ups are gonna fall on the pointy heads of the Truss Beast and her rainbow diversity cabinet incompetents this coming Winter when the common herd start selling off kidneys for money to buy food at their local 'Cash Converter' pawnshop - and pay the gas n electric bills.
Are we gob-smacked or shocked – or even in the least surprised? Nope, for it would not surprise us in the least if the Truss stuffed her cabinet chocker block with illegal immigrants, wandering through the front door of Downing St still pissed wet through from crossing the Channel that morning – any fucking thing for a few political brownie points – and by fuck she is gonna need them – right up to the moment the Tories lose the next general election to a Labour / Lib-Dum coalition of wannabee wankers.
Hmmm, at this junction we are prompted to inquire, is holding your hands up and admitting responsibility, when things go badly sideways, a part of this intended non-white male cabinet membershit’s lexicon – or are they a gaggle of finger-pointing alibi merchants?
No shit, one gets a quaking shiver of reminder viz Slaggie Twatcher’s days of power in Downing Street – and the menopausal Truss Beast is enough of a self-deluded egoist to believe she is Twatcher reincarnated – in spirit – and nastiness - at least.
Stop Press: Truss pledges to solve impending energy crisis and keep Food Bank Britain warm this winter – planning to be out this coming weekend with her new cabinet – in the New Forest – chopping logs and firewood for the needy.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/great-offices-of-state-set-to-contain-no-white-men-t27bjrxwj
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