How to Slam-Dunk GCHQ’s I-Spy System

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

This year’s Whistle-Blowers International Club’s annual ‘Snitch & Grasser Award’ goes to Russian citizen Edwardoff Snowdensky for his valiant and selfless moral conscience outing of the Great Satan’s NSA / CIA (and the UK GCHQ’s) I-Spy panopticon surveillance programmes for monitoring the movements and conversations of every single citizen on the planet.

Runners-up were Brad ‘Chelsea’ Manning and WickedLeaks boss Julian Blancmange, the latter still holed up in London’s Ecuador Embassy along with Alison Taylor, who blew the whistle on the dirty deeds coverup of kiddie fiddling at a string of North Wales care homes by regional Plod Squads and corrupt local authority officials, including paedo’ magistrates and judges.

So to mark this auspicious occasion the Anarchists Gazette are giving away a stellar ‘Let’s Jam the System’ ‘stripe n paste’ e-mail package to send to your pals and get the GCHQ / NSA morons and CIA / MI5 insecurity services falling over their own feet.

“Okay, here’s one for the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy software programme operators - and the snitch n grass super snoops ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping systems on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham – and the Great Satan's National Snooping Agency - sort this fucking lot out.”

>>> The following is a disclaimer and a protest at the collection, retention and sharing of the British public's personal mail by the UK’s morally bankrupt state with the Great Satan and other pro-ZioNazi entities.

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Disclaimer: I refuse to be intimidated by my own Government. It is time to make this kind of data collection unworkable – or at least ‘hard work’.
It is time to stop meekly accepting everything that the government throws at us with this ‘Nothing to Hide then Nothing to Fear’ bullshit rider. It is time to stop listening to lily livered politicians who say this is OKAY, because it really is NOT OKAY. It is time to stop listening to the apologist organisations or committees who will accept this type of data collection with a rider of wanting a little more protection for the data <<<<

Imagine the implications for freedom if humanity used its numerical potential to say NO to the system and ceased to cooperate with its own enslavement. Never forget, our numbers are Legion and we are many. Ouch – did someone mention Anarchy and Revolution ?

Now Government, make me stop – legally – and preferably not by slashing my wrists in an assisted suicide up in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or being stuffed in one of MI5's big black North Face holdalls and dumped on some damp grassy knoll.

Let’s not lose sight of the fact that George Orwell's '1984' was written as a novel - and a warning - not a fucking instruction manual for mass control of the populace with a Womb to Tomb panopticon surveillance state.

While we may not be able to cure ‘stupid’ we can at least vote it out of office come the next ‘Democratic’ (sic) election. Hmmm, anyone consider the fact that the last bloke who came up with a good idea to restructure Parliament was that Yorkshireman of letters, Guy Fawkes.

To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the ZioNazi New World Order.

Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a nut-infested area and may contain traces of lunacy and/or squirrel shit.

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