Friday, 23 June 2017

Paedo Victims Boycott Jay's IICSA

In today’s ‘Caveat Lector' conspiracy edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip reports from our frontline nonce-hunting media correspondent, Catamite Jack, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities cupboard inside the IICSA HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to an editorial column in this week's Kiddie Fiddlers Gazette, child sexual abuse victims have been utterly marginalised by the very government inquiry set up to investigate the voluminous historic claims that state-run orphanages / social care homes were turned into 'beast with two backs' bordellos to serve the disgusting deviant scatological sexual lusts of Establishment VIPs (Very Important Paedophiles).

The Independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse (IICSA), set up by the-then Home Secretary Terry Mayhem in July 2014, was originally tasked with examining the extent to which religious groups and local authorities failed vulnerable children from molestation - and investigate why organised elitist paedophile rings involving secret handshake club Freemason members were allowed 'after the hours of darkness' key-holder access to these aforesaid care homes - and officially exempt from investigation, arrest and / or prosecution.

Conversely, this week one victims' collective - Survivors of Organised and Institutional Abuse (SOIA) – a group comprised of those raped and sodomised by lowlife members of the Royal Family, household name BBC celebrities, MI5 / MI6 security service perverts, House of Conmans MPs and Upper House of Frauds onanist peers – have quit their participation in Mrs Jaybird's liberal-leaning IICSA snake oil pantomime, informing the gutter press media that the inquiry was corrupt and hell bent on systemic coverups of the identity of the dirty deviant Establishment pederast criminals involved - and hence not fit for purpose.

SOIA spokeswoman Bev McSkanger, opined to one hack from the Tar & Feather Review that "As far as any fuckin' thing the mainstream media – aka the government propaganda system – spew out as gospel truth, then it becomes a matter of 'caveat lector' – reader beware - for while predatory paedophilia is regarded as bein' synonymous with child sexual abuse, it has more in common with pure criminal, perverted Satanist evil."

"And just look at the creepy broomstick merchants they've tried to put in charge of chairin' this inquiry to date. A cringeworthy catalogue of wholly unacceptable split-arsed Establishment lickspittles an' brown-nosers – all the lot's a bunch of contemptuous stooges that don't give a flyin' fuck about the victims and survivors – or any other sector of the common herd votin' demographic."

"First off that bent bitch of a Home Secretary, Terry Mayhem, tried to saddle us with Baroness Annie Havers Butler-Sloshed – (sister of the equally disreputable 'Bumboy Bobby' Havers and marked for the pages of infamy for her coverup of the Princess Di and Dodo al Fayed murders) – followed by the next in line to be foisted on the common herd demographic as a non-partisan adjudicator – the Botox-deficient Dame Fifi Woolfpack – neighbour and dinner pal of Lecherous Leon Brittan – the Nasty Party's Home Sec' that torched the Dickens paedo expose dossier. Then that most questionable Kiwi judge - the androgynous Lowell Goddard – who shit n quit before her inquiry ever got underway."

"So now we have the Nasty Party's current Home Secretary, Amber '346' Crudd, appointing this Nonceland-born n bred Granny Alexis Jaybird – a former 'social worker' - to chair the IICSA – an Establishment Powers That Be stooge who the actual child sexual abuse 'victims and survivors' themselves regard as credibility-deficient as her three vilified predecessors – and as unpalatable as a course of chemotherapy – along with her consulting legal beagles, Ms Henrietta Shill QC and Ms Arsewipe Weathervane QC."

"This equates as just another 'Them n Us' joke, and I've seen better organised riots than this Parliamentary-appointed shambles that should be renamed the Independent Inquiry for the Coverup of Child Sexual Abuse when you have the Westminster government and the Roman Catholic / Church of England religious bodies implicated in the litany of kiddie fiddling crimes."

"It's not just a few instances of abuse but a nationwide culture that's been in operation for decades – and all the more likely centuries - and has now gone underground – of kids gettin' bonked an' buggered by their 'social betters' and the arseholes appointed to protect them. Teachers and social workers and their supposed religious spiritual advisers – priests and vicars and sadist bitch lesbo nuns that would be better suited for a job at Israel's Facility 1391 prison, torturin' Palestinian kids before they murder them to supply Mossad's black market transplant organs crime syndicate."

"This inquiry, now being chaired by Alexis Jaywalker, involves 13 initial investigations into allegations against local authorities, religious organisations, the armed forces, pubic and private institutions, and people in the pubic eye.
The entire shebang is not fit for purpose and has never been fit for purpose. We at the SOIA engaged to try to help it be fit for purpose – same as the Shirley Oaks Survivors Association - who have pulled out already in disgust."

"The Home Office had a conflict of interest under both Terry Maybot and the current incumbent – the skin of her teeth re-elected Amber '346' Crudd - and had failed to deal with abuse that had taken place - including the children's homes and approved schools it was responsible for - prior to 1970."

"To wit, the entire charade has actually been beset by controversy and gone one step sideways and two backwards - never forwards - since its inception – all thanks to the ill-conceived choice of Establishment 'conflicts of interest' shills and stooges appointed to chair it – all with their own secret agendas – for at the heart of the inquiry are criminally liable institutions, misusing taxpayers' funds to defend these same erring institutions."

"I don't know about the IICSA bein' labelled as the government's much-vaunted 'Truth Project'. A more fittin' moniker would be the 'Paedo Coverup Project' – and with good reason too when we have Mrs Jaywalker and her IICSA circus issuing an apology for the loss of vital victim-witness related testimonies and evidence being instantly and permanently erased from their servers due to a technical glitch. Yeah right – some dog wanker pressed the delete button by mistake – and accidentally wiped out the shit list of named abusers." Whoops, oh dear, how sad – and fuckin' convenient."

"That's why the IICSA has the title prefix of 'Independent Inquiry' – cos now it's independent of any and all child sexual abuse victims that might point a damning finger at the ruling Establishment's Very Important Paedophiles and up-end the status quo when a few of them get collared and spill the beans on all their other high and mighty Masonic paedo pals in Buckingham Palace, Westminster, the Senedd, Holyrood and Stormont."

"Will Professor Jaysquawker's inquiry even attempt to review the truth behind the horrors visited on the little Draper children - P and her brother Q - by the venal, yet untouchable, pederast staff of Hampstead's St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites?"
"And let's not even touch on Nonceland's corrupt Dunblane massacre inquiry - sealed from the public eye by Lord Dirty Douggie Cullen for 100 years lest it be known who the Freemason's chief paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton's Scottish Establishment clients really were."
"Or what still goes on unchecked with the sexual abuse of special needs children at Lord Molly Peterscam's Highlands-based Cringemonogate Estate – just Google up 'the Docherty's' for this scandalous story – or Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen and the paedo-Satanist / witch coven ruled Ferryhill Estate's criminal involvement in the serial rape of a wee Down's Syndrome girl, Hollie Greig."

So thank you for that enlightening revelation, Ms McSkanger.

Doubtless, as she claims, the same old, same old excuses will be applied - ducking responsibility / culpability and coverups – as per MI5 / MI6 intelligence (sic) services incompetence (or treasonous false flag involvement) viz the 7/7 Islamic terrorist attacks, the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide inquiry by Lord Bwian Mutton of Whitewash, the equally suborned Chilcot inquiry – and the Grenfell tower block fubar inquiry yet to come – etcetera et al – all overseen by a cabal of 'vested interest' secret handshake club cohorts.

But WTF can the common herd expect when these Establishment inquiries are corrupt and essentially criminal – to absolve anyone from the State of blame and the consequences of their actions – and we have / had intelligence services run by Soviet moles, German DVD agents, raving sodomites and pederasts – whose common link is Freemasonry and Satanism - (is there some difference?) – ensuring the subverted 'truth not to be known' – alike the Maddy McCann disappearance (sic) inquiry – and the Operation Ore Plod Squad investigation shut down by closet case bumboy Tony 'Miranda' Bliar when it started getting too close to home with the arrest of his personal House of Conmans gopher, the kiddie fiddling Philip Lyons – and rumour has it – the next to be collared was his scumbag henchman (now elevated to House of Frauds 'Vermin in Ermine' status) Lord Peter 'Mollie' Scandalson of the Felchers."

And let's not even touch on Nonceland's corrupt Dunblane massacre inquiry - sealed from the public eye by Lord Dirty Douggie Cullen for 100 years lest it be known who the Freemason's chief paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton's Scottish Establishment clients really were. Or what goes on unchecked with the sexual abuse of special needs children at Lord Molly Peterscam's Highlands-based Cringemonogate Estate.

Truth be known – as if the deep state scumsters running our once-sacred isle of Albion would ever tell - the 1983 (Geoff) Dickens nemesis / bête noire dossier is still around – under close guard lock n key in the intelligence service's 'Dirty Little Incriminating Secrets' blackmail material filing cabinet.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, whatever Establishment shill - or their fucking dog - chairs this IICSA inquisition (sic): jukebox Establishment shills, dog wanker nonces, jobsworth judges, VIP Tapas Nine Tea Party tosspots – all part and parcel of the Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cabal - the end result report will be chocker with the usual 'more at scent than substance' evasive clichés and moralistic platitudes - 'problems of the past identified' / 'lessons to be learned' – and zero enablers / abusers fingered – unless they've already shaken off their mortal coil and gone to that big kiddie fiddling heaven in the bowels of the Earth – aka Hell."

Hence we cast a discerning eye to the socio-political horizon and contemplate which corrupt ruling Establishment stooge with some tacky Dame title - might next be foisted on a 'sick to the back teeth' public demographic - to chair this dog n pony show of an inquiry.
One of the Scottish Crown Office's self-promoting, perjurious, nonce-protector ex-Lord Advocates perhaps – preferably with a past experience record of ignoring child sexual abuse complaints and making the same simply 'go away' for their Masonic Speculative Society / Magic Circle / Violate Club sodomite / pederast Masters?

Now wouldn't that manifest as the penultimate 'slap-in-the-face' / 'fuck you' paradox directed at child sexual abuse survivors – let alone the countless victims that 'didn't survive' but fell foul of the paedo-Satanist's ritual blood sacrifice dagger.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling Very Important Pederast elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and the shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 / 30 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order / PNAC 'Manifest Destiny' Zionist globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments gang who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that Donald Chump swallowed hook, line n sinker - that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution – as so graphically explained in the Tsarist-forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion - is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 15 June 2017

Treason Afoot: MPs Plot to Nix Brexit

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Treachery’ political subversion edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the Worsminster / Shitehall grapevine resounds with rumours of perfidious sedition – and a coordinated Machiavellian scam headed by the personality-deficient and treacherous Nasty Party Chancellor, Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, that is being insidiously conjured to not only exploit Downing Street's post-election weakness but destabilise Prime Minister Terry Mayhem personally and additionally overturn the Brexit referendum result, thus keeping Broken Britain in the EUSSR fascist federation.

The word on the streets claims the rodent-featured Hammond wants the UK to prioritise ‘jobs, prosperity and business’ in Brexit negotiations with Brussels and forget about the mass immigration of welfare benefit scrounging East European gyppos and Muslim terrorist types.

In an interview with the Treachery Gazette outside Mansion House yesterday, Hammond admitted he was lobbying to keep Britain 'broken' and a member of the EU customs union – a graft and corruption-ridden trade agreement between European states that allows firms to smuggle all manner of contraband shite across borders without tariffs or customs checks.

Conversely this would equate as the UK accepting trade policy set in Brussels on a permanent basis – and more damning still, not only preserve the EUSSR's fascist judges control of British laws – but maintain the current choke hold on Britain's options for striking new trade deals around the globe.

The back-stabbing Hammond is being supported in his mutinous plot by former Nasty Party PMs, the pig-fucking Posh Dave Scameron and low life adulterer, John 'Wimpy' Major – along with the Tory's coke-snorting newspaper lad, Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne, Ken 'Groper' Clarke and Lord Willy Vague of Poufter's Corner - and Nonceland's Tory leader – the ex-bearpit wrestler, Ruth 'Knuckles' Davidson – all of whom have urged Terry Mayhem to soften her Brexit negotiations approach and keep Brussels happy - by doing what they say.

Hammond claims he is now receiving more support in Cabinet from Remainiacs (such as the recently-elevated career sleazebag, Damian Green) who had previously accepted the Brexit referendum results but now sought to change their minds and betray the democratic will of 17:4 million British voters who cast a majority ballot to Leave the EUSSR and ram their 'et tu Brutus?' daggers into Terry Mayhem's vulnerable spine.

In response to Hammond's duplicity and betrayal, furious Euro-sceptic Tory MPs last night related that every bugger and their dog were fed up with the androgynous Mrs Mayhem's prevaricating bullshit and half-arsed 'dog & pony shown' system of running the country, warning they will not tolerate any further indecision and backsliding over the hard Brexit plan - as Out means precisely that: Out.

So while Labour's Bliarite cronies have established a morale-draining culture of political infighting that has laid the party low, the Tories seem to be of a copy cat mood and adopting the same intrigues, with hard core Brexiteer cabinet ministers threatening to quit if the 'act tough' Brexit game plan is watered down - and warning the Maybot not to give in to Hammond's treacherous demands for a softer Brussels-approved deal.

Adam Qwerty, personal 'friend' - and spokesperson for - the expenses-fiddling Tory Minister for Lobbying, Liam Pox, broke down in tears while confiding to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker that his boss's job would be pointless if Britain stays in the EU's customs union.

Qwerty added "Terry Maybot will face Cabinet resignations if she gives in to treasonous self-serving demands from Brussels' Remainiac stooge, Philip Hammond, to water down the hard Brexit game plan strategy – and my best pal Liam will be the first to go."
"Hammond needs to keep his Rowland Rat snout out of the Brexit negotiations and start obeying the will of the people - the taxpaying voters – and the source of his £141,505 quid per annum bloated salary - plus expenses."

In an attempt to calm Nationalist fears over her proposed deal with the Democratic Unionist Party, Terry Mayhem is scheduled to meet in 'around the table' face-to-face talks this afternoon with Sinn Fein ex-terrorist Gerry 'Bomb Chucker' Adams, and unarmed representatives of the Ulster Unionists, the SDLP, and the Proddy Knee-Cappers Alliance Party - in the saloon bar of Worstminster's Dog & Pikey pub.

Thought for the day. Hammond's treachery besides, bad enough having some perma-suntanned Third World immigrant slut like class act Remoaner, Gina Miller, interfering with our Democratic Brexit process as she and her moneybag pals want to stay in the EUSSR soviet / fascist federation - but when House of Conmans MPs starts kowtowing to the Round Table of Europe's Corporatocracy mandarins and their Brussels-based unelected kleptocrat commissioners, then that's treason of the highest order.

On a lighter note, the Nasty Party's extended 'coalition support' talks with the Ulster DUP could mean the Queen’s more scent than substance rambling speech – originally scheduled for next Monday – will be postponed until Terry Mayhem and her Tory cohorts decide what the fuck they are going to do next – to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU(Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Saturday, 10 June 2017

Tory's 'Vote Labour' Election Strategy a Success

In this morning’s ‘Political Treachery Afoot' post-election edition we bring you the latest and greatest on Worstminster's Machiavellian manipulations and scandal-mongering political hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In the wake of yesterday's monumental 'Slaughterhouse 17' election fubar, the backfire cacophony of the Tory's snap election gamble reverberates around Worstminster - and the wet dream 'increased majority' flight of fancy and intended cabinet reshuffle prediction goes topsy-turvy in a spectacular Wile E. Coyote fashion – while at first glance this calamitous ballot outcome has the potential to see Terry 'Death Row' Mayhem getting the boot and the Tory Nasty Party sat on Labour's not-so-comfy opposition benches if Labour, the Lib-Dums and SNP conspire to form a Losers Coalition.

And would such prove to be a Progressive Alliance? My ass it would not – more like the Chaos Coalition – all wheedling their very own sinister agendas into the business of government – with Brexit the first to fall casualty – alongside the good of the people. Hmmm, the best of a bad bunch tag carries a zero-ratings recommendation.

Regardless, Thursday saw a 69% voter turnout - the highest warm body count since Broken Britain's common herd demographic caught a dose of the squirly bug and, against their better nature and the hard lessons of history, voted that grotty Grantham broomstick merchant – 'Mag the Slag' Twatcher - into office.

Basically the result reflects a protest vote against an utterly discredited political Establishment and the Nasty Party's batshit bonkers election manifesto – cobbled together and approved by dingbat Ozzie political 'dark arts' strategist (sic) Lynton Crosby - with the youth sector getting off their complacent arses for once after swallowing - hook, line n sinker - Labour's more scent than substance campaign manifesto pledges - and the Micawberish Corbynomics payday loan plan to fund the same – imprudently voting for a foreign debt-encumbered future.

Meanwhile, around the graft and corruption corridors of the House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds, the chit-chat sounds like the 'night of the long knives' / sideways promotion (read 'sacking') cabinet reshuffle intrigue is on hold and thrown to the vagaries of the four winds – lest 'dingbat superior' Mayhem herself is on the receiving end of the Black Spot and cops the proverbial boot in a Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense-headed leadership coup due an overdose of unqualified arrogance and deluded belief in her own popularity - that led to the botched 'boosted majority' snap election fiasco - more of an outright fucking loss than the prophesied outright win - and has emerged with a credibility-deficient status and the laughing stock of Brussels EUSSR hierarchy.

So too Mayhem's disgraced bright spark senior aides, the botox-deficient Fiona Hill and Nick 'Fungus Face' Timothy, a brace of wankers despised by Tory insiders for their rudeness and brass necked hubris. Both should be hauled over the hot coals for foisting their Faustian snap election game plan advice on the silly woman – and as pen hits paper – this inept pair of Bliarite double agent provocateur moles have fallen on their own swords and resigned - before they got tarred n feathered n locked in a Tower Hill pillory for dogs to piss on.

Well, it's nigh on a year since the EUSSR membership referendum returned the majority 'Fuck Brussels' / Leave vote and the Tory's Brexit negotiations strategy is still as organised as blind man's bluff – all due Mayhem's feeble leadership, possibly linked directly to an advanced case of post-menopausal 'Indecision Syndrome'.

There again, from the seasoned view of conspiracy theorists – routinely the first to smell a rat – the Maybot's ill-conceived snap election scheme proved a boon for New Labour's smeared and maligned hard core Trotskyist leader Jeremy 'Mugwump' Corbyn – with the toxic Bliarite factions now running for cover.

If this was a Brussels concocted plot initiated on the orders of the unelected 50 member European Round Table of Industrialists – the EUSSR's ruling fascist control freak Corporatocracy – (all of whom meet the definition of sociopathic personalities) - and implemented by the venal likes of Gina Miller and the Bliarites and Tory quislings with Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) at their head to beguile and delude Terry Mayhem into fielding a snap election campaign - and with treacherous intent – alienate hard line Tory voters into casting a ballot for some other fucker - only to see the Tories end up on the opposition benches with a Labour / SNP / Lib-Dum Coalition of Chaos running the country – and the Brexit process being stalled and overturned – to initiate a second – and this time pre-rigged - Brexit referendum - then all went as planned.

Perhaps the blatant sabotage - to subvert Broken Britain's Brexit process - by calling a snap election then going with this insane self-destruction / designed to lose votes / kamikaze snap election manifesto targeting the hard core middle class sector of Tory voters – the elderly – and their pensions, their winter fuel allowance, flogging off their homes to fund social care – and last but by no means least – putting the kibosh on their grandkids free school lunches.

Hence every fucker and their dog lost out – apart from the Brussels EUSSR hierarchy who are laughing their socks off viz Terry Mayhem's diminished leadership clout.
The damage the Nasty Party suffered from its involvement in the Lib-Dum coalition viz the 2010 / 15 Parliament remains a suppurating wound – and regardless of MP seats gained, and the Bliarite shits gobsmacked, Old / New Labour still suffered its third defeat in a row – the Tories lost their majority - and UKIP suffered an extinction level event - with Nigel Farage and Paul Nutcase voting Labour – and the wheels came off the Wee Nippy's SNP's independence bandwagon.

Och aye, Nicola Sturgeon's fascist, paedo-protecting Scottish Nonce Party copped a morale-bashing overdue wake up call to knock them out of their self-delusional 'second independence referendum' reverie, with Holyrood's bumbling ex-Worst Minister, Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond – (the tosser who failed to investigate Aberdeen's untouchable elitist establishment paedophile ring which targets special needs children – regardless of being handed a dossier of documented evidence – "I'll be studying this later" – then reputedly instructed his Lord Advocate to unleash the Crown Office's Paedophile Protection Unit to expedite the arrest, prosecution and imprisonment of the kiddie fiddling sexual abuse cult exposé campaigners instead) - heading for the Jobcentre on Monday morning in search of some position more suitable to his intellectually-challenged abilities – road sweeper, perhaps. History will not remember this political stooge kindly.

To wit, let's not overlook the fact that Tim 'Renta-Muppet' Farron's Lib-Dum gang did a two steps forward and one back – as since disgraced ex-party leader Mick Clogg stabbed the student class in the back with the £9,000 quid tuition fees treachery, then their credibility is on a par with investing in one of Bernie Madoff's rip-off investment funds.

As to Ian Paisley's Ulster-based ultra-bigot gay-bashing DUP (Democratic Unionist Proddy) party and their pugilist leader, former bare knuckles prize fighter 'Androgynous Arlene' Foster – she might well be in a position to assume the symbolic role of kingmaker.

Thought for the day. Really, you couldn't make this shit up. Terry Maybot parrots her presumptuous 'strong n stable leadership' soundbites - and instead she creates a 'strong n stable' opposition – under the aegis of the much maligned Mr Corbyn.

Alas, do we not all thirst for a return to politics before the age of spin, when Britain's elected officials had genuine beliefs.
Yet zillions of voters are finally waking up to the corrupt reality of today's system of government and turned their backs not just on Tony Bliar’s - but too Posh Dave Scameron’s - style of slick, cynical and dishonest dog n pony show politics.

To conclude, while Terry Mayhem contemplates ritual seppuku and the Nasty Party Tory wannabes plot their leadershit coups in dark corners, the gobsmacked Bliarite Labour MPs, party apparatchiks and 'gray eminences' (Peter Scandalson) have gotta be kicking their own arses – for if they'd backed and voted for their party chief instead of fielding a hate campaign to discredit him – then the snap election result would have seen a Labour government in power, holding the front door key to the House of Conmans – and Mrs Laura Álvarez Corbyn choosing the new curtains for 10 Downing Street.

Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjuriousl Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Friday, 19 May 2017

Sweden Drops Bogus Assange Rape Claim

In today’s 'Great Satan Retribution' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our ex-ISIS media correspondent, Muammar Mohammedsson, manning the live news cellphone hotline from Muslim refugee infested Stockholm for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the banner headline of this morning's Fascist Scum Review, Sweden's director of public prosecutions, Ms Slaggie Slaggersonn, has finally succumbed to prangs of moral conscience and decided to do the 'right thing' – by dropping the concocted rape charge investigation and prosecution of Wickedleaks bottle blonde founder, Hooligan Blancmange.

Slaggersonn admitted the arrest warrant was being revoked as this 'no condom' rape charge charade had become an international joke and her continued pressing for his arrest and extradition to Sweden at the behest of the good ole US of A's national security apparatus was not only affecting her peace of mind and sleep but also depressing her former ravenous libido.

Mr Hooligan 'Mendax' Blancmange, 96, co-founder of the 'International Subversives' hacking cult, has lived in the Ecuadorean embassy in London for the past 5 years – a figure designated by horologists as 'quite a long time' - cognisant of the corrupt fact that extradition to Sweden would lead to his extreme rendition into the waiting arms (and prison) of the Great Satan.

Conversely, London's Met Plod Squad Commissioner, Cressida Knobhead, informed one gutter press hack from the Totalitarian Gazette that her uniformed morons would be on the lookout for Mr Blancmange and still be obliged to arrest him if he left the sanctuary of the Ecuadorean Embassy as he still faces the lesser charge of daring to post credible online information exposing war crimes committed by the good ole US of A and their Broken Britain stooges – an audacious offence punishable by up to life behind bars in some top security US-based sodomite's paradise.

However the UK's ginger-mingin Home Secretary, Scamber Crudd, told media sources that she had yet to receive an extradition request from Washington, where Blancmange could face trial and jail time – if not the death penalty - for the leaking of hundreds of zillions of secret US military and diplomatic documents – exposing a legion of scandalous instances of CIA incompetence, Pentagon kleptomania – along with a host of corruption charges and war crimes.

Hooligan Blancmange's Swedish lawyer, Jello Custardsson, opined - somewhat prematurely - during an interview on Sweden's primetime Scally Hour programme that Prosecutor Slaggie Slaggersonn's decision on Friday represented 'a total victory' for his client.

Per contra, according to her attorney, the plaintiff in the purported rape case, Ms Fellatia Skangersonn, was 'gobsmacked' by the decision and maintained her accusations against Blancmange - that following a late night booze-and Red Bull fuelled clusterfuck sex romp in his Stockholm apartment - he refuse to wear a condom as he repeatedly three-holed her and girly pal companion, Candida Mingerotersson.

During the Stockholm press briefing DPP Slaggersonn said that by remaining in the embassy in London Mr Blancmange had evaded the exercise of the European Arrest Warrant that would have seen him extradited to the Great Satan – er - Sweden.
"According to Swedish legislation, a criminal investigation is to be conducted as quickly as possible. But as Ecuador is not an EUSSR member state we cannot expect Brussels to force their hand to demand assistance from them regarding Blancmange's arrest and extradition."

"There again, the case could resume if Blancmange suffered a brain dead 'blonde moment' and went into self-destruct mode and visited Sweden before August 2020. If he returns to Sweden before the statute of limitation on this case expires in August 2020, I might just be tempted to appease our Illuminati bosses and extradite the tosser to the US."

Be that as it may, one anonymous source at the Ecuadorean foreign ministry – Carlos Snitchez - informed Fugitive magazine that Ecuador had "fully co-operated with the Swedish justice system" - adding "Ecuador will now be intensifying its diplomatic efforts with Broken Britain so that Mr Hooligan Blancmange can leave our London embassy and gain safe passage in order to enjoy his asylum in Ecuador."

The rape allegation followed a Wickedleaks conference in Stockholm in 2012. Blancmange always denied the allegations against him, saying sex was consensual and the charges were politically motivated, as they followed massive dumps of secret US military reports by Wickedleaks that year.

After the news was announced on Friday, Wickedleaks tweeted that the "focus now moves to the UK".

In response London's Met' Plod Squad issued a statement that its actions were never motivated by demands from the Great Satan's intelligence (sic) agencies but rather based on a response to a European Arrest Warrant for an extremely serious criminal offence – not wearing a rubber during a ménage à trois.

The statement continued: "Now that the situation has changed and the Swedish authorities have discontinued their investigation into that matter, Mr Blancmange remains wanted for a much less serious offence – and the Met Plod Squad will downgrade the current taxpayer wastage £££ zillion pound policing effort of surrounding the embassy 24/7 and provide a level of resourcing which is now deemed proportionate to that offence – a single PCSO plod guarding the back door."

Last month Blancmange's lawyer, Jello Custardsson, filed a new motion calling for his client's arrest warrant to be lifted - citing a comment by the new intellectually-challenged US Attorney General, Billy Bob Sessions - that Mr Blancmange was in the 'upper top ten' on the CIA's 'and' President Chump's 'Shit List' - plus a number one priority for arrest, extradition and rendition for displaying the audacity to expose the Great Satan's war crimes – and regardless of the Swedish EAW being cancelled he could rest assured that some 'silent but deadly' MQ-9 Reaper drone's battery of AGM-114 Shitstreak missiles has his name on it.

Mr Custardsson opined to the Panopticon Surveillance Weekly: "This implies that we can now demonstrate that the US bears the vindictive and rancorous will to take vengeance against any fucker or their dog who dares expose US government involvement in criminal activity. Thus why we petition for the arrest warrant to be cancelled."

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Nonce Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

'Get Rich Quick' PPI Claims Bonanza

In today’s 'Quick Quid' compensation culture expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to a report just published by the UK's prestigious Wilkins Micawber Institute for Economic Guessology reveals the true nature of the 'shit or bust' insolvency exposure facing Broken Britain's banks as the clock runs down towards the June 2019 cut-off date to file claims on mis-sold PLP / PPI insurance policies - force fed to bank and credit card customers – since every fucker and their proverbial dog have jumped on the compensation bandwagon

Herr Ja’akoff Greedstein, chairman of the Zurich-based Shylock Bank of International Usury, confided to media hacks that British moneylenders and credit card companies were now faced with a burgeoning reimbursement bill that could well run into mega-zillions of pounds – an amount dodgy bankster types refer to as 'lots and lots of money'.

"The finders fee-motivated PPI ambulance chasers - such as this dodgy The.Claims.Blokes.com company are fielding newspaper, radio and TV ad's to promote their PPI payments recovery service and this has initiated a veritable feeding frenzy since they announced punter claimant didn't require any relevant documentation related to their credit card bills or bank loan PPI policies as they would put the 'Chinese Burn' squeeze on the named bank to cough up whatever PPI charges had been debited against a customer's account."

Sir Jarvis Figg-Newton, deputy-chief under-spokesperson for the privately-owned Bank of England, speaking off the record with Financial Times hack Freddy Fagin, related that "this mis-sold PPI policy claim free-for-all has morphed into a Frankenstein monster knock-on effect – encumbering all manner of linked financial agencies with a crippling reimbursement burden that in no way carry underwritten liability cover to the extent required."

" Thanks to our fatally-flawed usury-based exploitive 'fractional reserve' banking system - that via immoral acts of thin air money creation - this will manifest in a devastating wave of the Rothshite dynasty crime syndicate's money lending division - and under-financed payday loan agencies - going down the drain."

"So regardless of the Vulture Fund financiers getting a boot where it hurts most – right in the wallet - expect to see the likes of the UK's High Street payday loan shark outfits - such as Gash Cash, Scotch Mist Money, Ripoff Readies, Thumbscrew Loans, Slick-Quid, Debt Genie and Pound of Flesh Finance all closing up shop and pleading Chapter Eleven penury."

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette, Fellattia McSkanger, a 17-year old mother of three from Greater Manchester's Stench Hill sink or swim council estate, had this astonishing – albeit fortuitous - story to relate.
"Well, I hears this effin' 'The.Claims.Blokes' advert on Radio Grotbox so I sends them a text wiv me name an' which bank I had a 'Young Spenders Constant Overdraft' account wiv an' all that good shit an' the next fuckin' thing a cheque fer £6,000 quid from the St Mammon’s Bank of Filthy Lucre comes through me letterbox - which woz a real gob-smacker as I never even had a loan or PPI policy wiv them. Now that's gotta be a real kick in the knackers first fer the Edomite Mafia moneylenders."

Have you had a PLP / PPI policy attached to a bank loan, credit card or payday loan agreement? Did you sign in blood when hocking your best Sunday pacemaker to the notorious Glaswegian pawnshop proprietors, Brickbat, Brokeback & Baccarat?

No problem if you can't remember – just send us your name and address and that of your local bank or loan shark and we'll do the rest – even if you've never had a PPI policy with them.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled greedy banksters and bent money-laundering lawyers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychotic states of 'repayment hysteria' attacks - no innocent non-combatant women and kids - especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 20 April 2017

Bonkers Britain & Snap Election Madness

In today’s Snap Election 'Democracy Coerced' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Gigi Gerrymander, manning the covert I-Spy live news cellphone hotline from a broom closet at London's Election Commission HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Gina 'Pimples' Miller, the split-arsed egocentric 'Remainiac' mental case immigrant trouble-maker behind the Supreme Court case that forced Nasty Party PM, Testosterone Terry Mayhem, to secure House of Conmans – and an uppity and reluctant Upper House of Frauds - approval to trigger Brexit's Article 50 - is planning to cause further psychotic mischief to our democratic process by creating the biggest tactical 'bludgeon n bluster' voting effort in Broken Britain's socio-political history - to support election candidates opposed not only to a hard Brexit - but Brexit in any form.

Gina Nadira Singh Miller, daughter of Guyana wheeler dealing politico legal beagle, Donut Singh, said the group called Best for Britain (hmmm – more at 'Worst for Britain' – or read 'Best for Gina') will aim to endorse any old half-arsed back bench House of Conmans 'pro-remain' candidates from the Tory, Labour or Librarian-Dummercrat parties who are willing to ride roughshod over democratic process and centre their election campaigns on a 'final' second referendum vote on Brexit – (er- we had one last June 23rd - that was the 17.4 million votes final) to reject any deal that involves the UK dumping the EUSSR and our once-sceptred isle no longer being under the totalitarian control freak kleptocracy jackboot of Brussels unelected fascist hierarchy.

A Crowdfunding page set up by the mangy Miller's crony cohort, the Rt Hon Aldous Ballot-Stuffer, following the publication of Testosterone Terry's 'Read This, Tremble & Obey' missive to her terrified Tory Cabinet, informing them she intended to have a 'snap erection' on June 8th - has already raised in excess of £140,000 quid of the £80,000 bribe / vote-buying cash needed to get their 'Wrecksiteering' campaign kick started.

Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Agitators Gazette, the Guyana-born agent provocateur and elitist shill, Miller, stated she has 'personally' made it her God-given divine mission to do what she considers best for the stupid British public and keep the UK in the EU and under Brussels thumb – and put the proverbial 'mockers' on Mrs Mayhem's Tory Party snap election ploy by blocking the Brexit process dead in its tracks – by hook or by crook – or her broomstick merchant Grandma's black magic voodoo curses.

The cringe-worthy Miller''s 'Worst for Britain' campaign will formally launch next week and is rumoured to have appointed Gorgonella-Candida Wanker, sister of EUSSR President Jean-Clawed Wanker - as campaign director.

The Worst for Britain Crowdfunding site states it will support parliamentary candidates who commit to keeping the options open for the BBC propaganda mesmerised pro-EUSSR members of the British common herd - and fight to overturn this odious Brexit deal which threatens to destroy the right of the British blue collar rabble to be unencumbered visa-free Polish or German citizens - and wear leaderhosen and call themselves European.

After defeating the government at the Supreme Court, the self-opinionated Miller was subjected to a well deserved barrage of abuse, along with her fellow egocentric claimants who assumed the authority to know what's best for the majority of Brit's better than the 17:4 million who prudently decided to up-end Ted Heath's 1975 EUSSR betrayal and voted Leave.

Miller informed media hacks at the time she was 'shocked' to learn that the British people possessed the common sense to view her shallow intentions as self-serving – and considered her simply yet another 'IQ-deficient meddling immigrant twat' with a half-arsed education and delusions of political ambition.

Thus both sides will be re-forging ploughshares into swords and each socio-political corner's Spin-to-Win doctors ready with bullshit propaganda narratives and lie-infested rhetorical arguments – with Miller's self-delusional opinion predicting that Brexit will be the kick start point for World War III.

Nickerless Sturgeon, leader of the fascist Scottish Nonce Protectors Party– she who wants Independence for Scotland 'and' still be a part of the EUSSR and under Brussels' jackboot - will doubtless be right behind Miller's 'Worst for Britain' campaign – along with Lib-Dum leader – the clueless Tim 'Piranha Teeth' Farron – who, in his customary confused state, is campaigning that Mrs Basher al Assad, comely British wife of the West's current Number One black propaganda target – Syrian Pres' Basher al Assad – have her Brit citizenship revoked – as she's married to Mr Not Nice Guy 'and' voted 'Leave' in last June's Brexit referendum.

As to this meddlesome career whinge-bag Remoaner - a post-menopausal psychotic Remainiac – self-appointed Commander of the anti-Brexiteer Brigade – a publicly-despised uber-slut and reputed co-founder of the Guyana Chlamydia Society (aka the Smelly Snatch Club) - and serial divorcee / moneybags husband collector – we, the British public taxpayer / voting demographic – wish she'd fuck off back to the banana republic South American shithole she sprang from – and leave our 'for better or worse' democratic socio-political process to our own devices.

To wit, when the snap election date of June 8th has been n gone n the Nasty Party have an improved Parliamentary control majority and the Lib-Dum and Labour parties are left in even greater disarray, the self-opinionated Muddled Miller – who has currently deluded herself into believing her shit smells like perfume – will have to publicly admit that in fact her shit stinks – as she fades into the miasmic mists that engulf the self-toxic total of Andy Warhol's '15 minutes of Fame' acclaimers. Let's face it, even a well-polished turd like Miller is, at the end of the day – still a turd.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, when the sun is low in the sky, even narcissistic mental midgets like Gina Nadira Singh 'Pimples' Miller can cast a long shadow.

One thing to remember viz Brexit Britain – formerly Broken Britain dueTory PM Slaggie 'Groping Grocer's Daughter' Twatcher replacing Britain's prefix of 'Great' with that of 'Broken' - thanks to her intolerant post menopausal tantrums and psychotic frenzies - being at loggerheads with the miners, dockers and unions in general – and de-industrialising our once-sceptred isle in a fit of spiteful rage.
Now Brexit's underway we 'could' re-industrialise and our employment and economy aspects boom – if (Big 'IF') some fucker and their big brown dog put their minds to it.

Could investment bankster Moneybags Miller do that for Britain? Doubtful - for 'positive and constructive' action just ain't in her game book – she gets her rocks off queering some other fucker's pitch.

Fact is, if the meddling twat was managing any of our financial investments I'd be most concerned as the psychotic bitch ain't got her eye on the ball while she's 24/7 distracted - poking her busybody beak into other people's business – that's none of her come-lately immigrant concern - and attempting to force feed 'her opinion' of what's good for Britain down the throats of her British hosts – specifically the 17:4 million decisive 'majority' who voted LEAVE in last June's Brexit referendum.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Tuesday, 11 April 2017

United Scarelines First in PR Disasters

In today’s ‘Five Mile High Fight Club' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our punch-drunk pugilist media correspondent, Billy Bob McThugg, manning the live news ringside sat-phone hotline from aboard United Scarelines Flight 666 from the Windy City to Kentucky for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Thanks to the 'snafu-in-the-making' airline industry-wide of practice of overbooking, United Scarelines yesterday established a booby prize-winning benchmark for redefining the meaning of a Biblical scale knock-on public relations catastrophe – almost (but no quite) on a par with US President Donald Chump ordering the illegal gung-ho 59-hit Tomahawk cruise missile strike on Syria last week - after his self-opinionated 'blonde moment' bimbo of a daughter, Iwanka, copped a dose of the crocodile tear weepies while viewing the CIA's doctored Shite Helmet footage of the Idlib Province false flag chemical weapons attack – and her Mossad 'sayanim' asset husband, Jared, joining Neo-Con cronies T Rex Tillerson and the Pentagon's rabid 'Mad Dog' Mattis - prompted an advisory "Tell your Dad to go bomb the shit outa Assad".

What should have been a simple PR exercise rapidly morphed into a total mess of pottage battle-front fire fight fubar when senior airline stewardess, Glenda McNasty - the troll in charge of cabin affairs on Flight 666 from the Windy City's O'Scare International Airport to Louisville, Kentucky - made a pre-flight cabin announcement for volunteers to give up their seats for the airline staff - offering $400 bucks (£322 quid ) per person and a guaranteed onward flight to their destinations within two hours.

As no one 'volunteered', McNasty upped the ante to $800 bucks (£645 nicker) per passenger – then when no fucker or their dog agreed to leave the flight, she selected four passengers via the established 'Eeny, meeny, miny, moe' algorithm method - as opposed to the preferred 'Scissors, Paper, Stone' random pick n mix process.

Three of the passengers 'fingered' by McNasty reluctantly disembarked, but the fourth refused, stating for the public record he was a doctor and had patients scheduled for treatment at his Louisville hospital.

At this point Ms McNasty – a former Guantanamo Bay prison guard – summoned the brutal services of the airport's aviation department's Redneck Renta-Thug Security Agency – and instructed the three uniformed morons who turned up to "Grab the gook" – pointing out the defiant Dr Fuk Yew Tu – at which the lead security guard, Chuck 'Pitbull' Gnasher, laid violent hands upon the hapless Asian physician, shouting "We remember Vietnam n the fall of Saigon, you Cong scumbag – now get your bony ass the fuck off this plane before I beat the living shit out of your gook slope head."

To the 'shock n awe' horror of fellow passengers and companion Mr Sum Dum Fuk, the bloodied Dr Tu was dragged, kicking and screaming, along the aisle and booted through the hatch and down the boarding stairs onto the tarmac – where he received another series of size 12 Redwing kicks to the ribs – for good measure.

In the aftermath of what might prove the worst US of A PR exercise since introducing Japan to emerging nuclear technology back in August 1945, United Scarelines Chief Executive Arsehole, Oscar Munoz, skipped the presumed 'sincere apology' bit, and speaking to one gutter press hack from the red top Barbarians Gazette - leaving out any semblance of hyphenated platitudes – then stated with typical brazen hubris that employees had followed established procedures for dealing with uppity gooks who decline offered incentives, then turned disruptive and belligerent and refused to give up their seats on overbooked domestic flights.

"The gook prick should have just taken the fucking money – same as all the other greedy scum punters we have to fly around the country and who follow our involuntary denial of boarding process when offered up to $1,000 greenbacks in compensation – then he wouldn't have been set on by our attack dog security crew in order to gain his compliance."

Under skewed US of A regulations – obviously taking a copycat page from the Rothshite Federal Reserve scam of 'fractional reserve banking' (loaning out ten times – plus - their on account deposits) - airlines are allowed to flog off more tickets than seats on a plane, and routinely overbook flights due the fact passengers don't turn up.
Hence – unlike banks who gamble on sub-prime mortgage debt swaps and go under big time then declare insolvency - airlines actually offer travel vouchers to encourage people to give up their seats – but there are zero hard n fast rules to govern the process.

When the likes of United Scarelines demand that a passenger give up a seat, the airline is required to pay double the passenger's one-way fare, up to $675 bucks (£544 quid) provided the passenger is put on a flight that arrives within one to two hours of the original – with the compensation ante being boosted to four times the ticket price - up to $1,350 - for longer delays.

Further, if passengers are 'requested' to give up their confirmed seats and rebooked onto other flights, airlines are required to give those travellers a written description of their compensation rights – and 'not' drag them down the aisle of the plane – blood splattered and screaming quotes from the US Constitution - in full sight of other terrified passengers.

Ja'ackoff Slickstein, spokesman for Chicago's aviation department, informed media hacks that “The incidence on United Scarelines Flight 666 was not in accordance with our standard operating procedure and the actions of the aviation security thugs are obviously not condoned by our department – and the Redneck Security hoodlum who grabbed and beat up the American-Vietnamese passenger, Dr Fuk Yew Tu, has been sent back to the lunatic asylum."

Last year, United Scareways forced 3,765 people off oversold flights and another 62,895 of their passengers volunteered to give up their seats in exchange for travel vouchers.
SleazyJet, which operates flights under the United Express, American Beagle and Icarus Air brands, had the highest rate of 'bumping' (sic) passengers in 2016. Among the largest carriers Plummet Airlines had the highest rate, followed by Shit-Outa-Luck Airways.

Then we have the likes of Simon Fuckwit - travel correspondent for Broken Britain's Independent news rag – penning a piece titled 'Can an airline really treat passengers like this?'
Que? WTF? Can they? Er, they just did, dummy. So boycott the bastards. There again - hey, welcome to Donald Chump's 'America'.

Have you been offered an incentive to give up your airline seat – such as not getting the shit kicked out of you by zero IQ uniformed airline security thugs?
The next time you book an economy ticket with United Scarelines, remember you could inadvertently be flying Punch-Up class

Meanwhile, Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, are offering 50-1 odds-on that attorneys from Ambulance Chaser Law.com will be queuing up to represent kicked n beaten passenger Dr Fuk Yew Tu on a 'no win – no fee' basis - and suing United Scarelines for a seven-figure compo' claim.

Thought for the day. Fly United Scareways. Board as a doctor – leave as a patient – next stop 'intense care'.

No shit – Fly the Friendly Skies' mantra is totally fucked. You'd be safer in Syria's Idlib Province and risk getting caught up in a false flag sarin nerve gas attack.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39563570

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/10/shock-man-forcibly-removed-overbooked-flight/

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