Wednesday 13 March 2024

Mad Dogs Have Rights Too

An XL Bully dog owner, Jock McTwat, has raised a public demand that trigger-happy Plod Squad goons stop murdering this unstable breed of canines after his own pet, Dildo, was judged ‘dangerously out of control’ – during an attack incident in which it savaged a pet Collie - and three members of the public were also bitten and injured – resulting in the XL Bully being shot multiple times by PC McPsycho.

Dildo had recently been brought to Bonny Nonceland from England to evade the Dangerous Dog Act ban on deranged and batshit bonkers XL Bullies before it came into force – and on Sunday, 18 February, armed plods were called to a report of a large and vicious bulldog-type canine attacking an elderly Collie dog in East Kilbride.

“Local officers attended and attempted to restrain the dog which was dangerously out of control, with three people and the Collie sustaining bite injuries – thus the XL Bully was subsequently shot dead by armed plod squad officers.”

New safeguards surrounding the ownership of XL Bullies became law on February 23rd. From that date on it remains legal to own an XL Bully - but owners must ensure their dogs are muzzled, on a lead when in a public place, and male dogs had their bollocks chopped off.

McTwat had been severely criticised in the wake of reports he was transporting packs of the banned strain of canines to Bonny Nonceland, in an attempt to defy the impending English ban on the capricious, volatile breed.

The West Midlands-based McTwat is now campaigning for a Dildo’s Law to be passed in the House of Conmans, claiming his dog was murdered.

The gospel according to the IQ-deficient McTwat "Me an’ me mates have bin tryin’ ter save as many XL Bully’s as possible by movin’ them up ter Scotland – where no fucker bothers about stupid doggy laws”.

Under the La La Land provisions of the proposed Dildo’s Law, firearms officers will be prohibited from attending incidents that involve reports of dangerously out of control dogs.

Alternately, to implement this Dildo’s Law, a currently non-existent canine unit, the Dog Squad, will need to be formed – and under the supervision of a canine psychiatrist and a priest from the Church of Woof cult, the unit will be deployed with the appropriate equipment - which would consist of catchpoles and sedative-based dart guns – to placate, pacify and subdue any offending XL Bully – before it rips too many innocent passers-by to pieces - while this fantasy task force gets their shit together.

This is the second incident in the past two weeks of an XL Bully being gunned down by armed plods in the same area of East Kilbride, in South Lanarkshire; the first being of a loony canine tearing several children to shreds in a school playground, and eating a baby.

In response, Scottish Tories have stated for the public record that firearms officers "did what they had to do" and "must be trusted" to protect the public – as they did when facing down gun-toting nonce-ponce members of the kilted Tartan Tadgers Magic Circle crime syndicate that controls the Grampian kiddie fiddling, child sex trafficking trade out of Aberdeen.

Jamie McGreene, MSP for West Nonceland, said the plods must be able to act fast to protect the public.

"The horrific case in East Kilbride exposed the public safety issues which gave acute focus on Humza Yousaf’s Scottish Nonce Party dithering over the common sense-driven UK-wide ban on XL Bully dogs – on a par with the restrictions and ban on keeping lions and tigers as household pets.”

"As a goldfish owner, I understand the need to protect animal welfare, but when these big, unpredictable XL Bully dogs, like Dildo, decide to jump over the wall of a school playground and start ripping the arms and legs off children - then faced with potentially life or death situations I personally believe that even the teachers should be kitted out with heavy calibre handguns.”

McGreene closed with: "Whilst there may be some merit in using specialist sedatives or taser stun guns, by the time these suggested teams of vets and canine psychologists turn up to pacify a ‘dog-out-of-control’ incident, then in all probability the psycho, rogue Fido – rabid or not – will have bitten and chewed their way through an entire High Street of pedestrian shoppers.”

https://www.gbnews.com/news/xl-bully-dog-owner-blasts-scotland-police

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday 11 March 2024

Grim Up North – but mid-Summer in Windsor

                                    

Oh my, we are truly surrounded by IQ-deficient imbeciles.

What is all this yabber n speculation viz photoshopping manipulation of the family group piccy – with hands n sweaters n the kid's body parts back to front n upside-down – and Katie’s wedding ring missing – with the entire frame copping accusations of a massive sneaky photoshop deceit.

First, Sherlock fashion - take a look at the calendar - not even mid-March or Spring in Broken Britain yet.

Next, take a close butcher’s at the leafy-green tree in the background.

Ergo, it's a photo taken previously, in the Summer months.

No drama, no hoax - and a happy, smiling Katie Middleclass - obviously in the Summer of 2023 - 'before' her January 2024 hysterectomy procedure.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68534289

.... and then, to toss a proverbial spanner into the works - official quote: The Princess of Wales has apologised for confusion over suspected edits to a newly released photo which was pulled by several major photo agencies due concerns the image had been manipulated by Dark Forces of Evil Intent.

The picture, purportedly taken by Prince William for Mother's Day, had been the first image released by Kensington Palace since Catherine's abdominal surgery in January, amid intense speculation concerning her health.

So, to quote the bullshit:

The picture, taken by Prince William for Mother's Day ......... er, yesterday, 10th March.

No shit Sherlock – must be mid-Summer already at Bald Willy’s Adelaide Cottage garden in Windsor – trees festooned with green leaves in early March.

But that’s climate change n global warming for you.

Or, some fucker and their dog are definitely telling big porky pies – a facility the Royal household are past, practiced masters at.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday 8 March 2024

Hogwarts Scribe Takes on Indian Tranny

Bottle blonde Jon-Boy (aka Red Indian) Willoughby and Dark Powers Witch, JK Rowling Stone, should get it all on in a typical girlie hair-pulling bout, and scratch each other’s eyes out.

The delusional Willoughby is all bent outa shape, playing his ‘ace-up-the-sleeve’ trans-gender-bender ‘I'm a pronoun victim’ card as Rowling says he’s not a real woman – not so much an act of misogyny, as Miss Bombay claims, but more one of speaking the common sense and logical, obvious Truth – cos a woman he just is not.

Does he menstruate? No. Can he have babies? No. Regardless of whether he’s still got a cock and bollocks - or had them sliced off – (cos real women don’t have cocks and nut sacks) – and thus these folks simply represent a gaggle of deranged blokes playing transvestite games.

Delusional men masquerading as females of the species, indeed. Please, give us all a break.

There are three sexes – male, female, and our rarer than hen’s teeth ‘hermaphrodites’ – and if these dog wankers posing as females have cocks, then they’re blokes - regardless of wearing a bra, skirt and skimpy thong – and enjoying the sodomy side of intimate sex.

Point is this, the Gender Recognition Act besides, does applying for, then waving around, one of these trans-prized Gender Recognition Certificates mean the ‘converted / transformed ‘formerly male’ individual will henceforth commence menstruating each month – and can copulate with a genuine male of the species – or visit an IVF clinic – and get preggers – and have babies?

Let us not forget, Britain might well be Broken, with a large, capital B, and infested with heathen, infidel illegal immigrants, washing up along our south coast beaches with each day’s misgendered dawn - on a hands-out, scrounge-a-thon excursion - but we are still a God-fearing Christian nation at heart – and only God can make a woman – not some gender-bending surgeon charging £14,000 per genital butchery session (as per Ms Madras Willoughby case) - with a scalpel and fancy stitchwork.

And, for the record, as Ms Rowling is involved in this heated debate viz men posing as women – we’ll place a wager JK couldn’t even get her boy wizard Harry Snotter to cast some ‘high magic’ spell that kitted a male trans-creature out with a vagina, fallopian tubes, and womb – and a foetus – even for an exorbitant cash-in-hand payment of £14,000 quid.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/jk-rowling-trans-row-india-willoughby-police-complaint

Well, there yer go – common sense n logic prevail and rule the day, for the Plod Squad have shitcanned Ms Injun’s complaint.

Ergo, thus it is not a crime to call a spade a spade – or a man ‘a man’ – and apparently even a tranny ‘a tranny’ – and, the pathetic power of pronouns be buggered, you cannot be legally coerced into calling a man ‘a woman’ just to massage an inflated ego – on the grounds he had his willy chopped off as part of a rather excessive ‘lifestyle statement’.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/oli-london-trans-rowling-willoughby

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Sunday 3 March 2024

March Hare Madness Contagious

We shake our heads in collective disbelief, but as the old adage goes: “Only in A-merica”.

One shit-fer-brains Kentucky Democrap Party State Senator, no less, left her colleagues doing precisely that – shaking their heads - after arguing in favour of providing kiddie fiddling paedos with child sex dolls - to discourage them from acting on their impulses – and buggering the dolls as opposed to real children.

State Senator Karen Berg, in her argument before the legislature, refused to use the term paedophiles – as offensive - instead opting for the term ‘minor attracted persons’ - (aka kiddie fiddlers).

https://www.infowars.com/posts/wtf-democrat-lawmaker-proposes-child-sex-dolls-for-pedophiles/

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Good ole U. S. of A. carries out first air drop of food aid for Gaza

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68457937

Jordanian army airdrops food and medical aid across Gaza 

https://www.gbnews.com/news/jordanian-army-airdrops-aid-gaza-hamas

Just to be in on the act, Zionist Israeli troops kill 112 Palestinian Muslim civilians as they gathered around lorries delivering food aid in Gaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEncPLLA11M

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68445973

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Oh my, WTF next? The ‘Traveller Movement’ have their own CEO, one by the name of Yvonne MacNamara, who is quoted as proclaiming that public objections from local residents of Bournemouth’s Branksome Triangle area to Romani Gyppos and Irish Travellers becoming permanent residents on a neighbouring car park is not in the spirit of inclusiveness and treats them like second-class citizens.

Hmmm, a couple of points of contradiction here – if these people are ‘travellers’ per se, then WTF are they doing ‘settling down’ on a permanent camp site – hardly in the spirit of Romany roaming and ‘travelling’ now is it.

Next, why are Irish travellers settling in Bournemouth – and not in – er – Ireland? Or is that a key concept to pikey ‘travelling’ – anywhere, but back where you kicked off the travelling stint?

Further, MacNamara claims her gang are a ‘protected group’ – whereas her alternate opinion is therefore one of the established, permanent residents of the Branksome Triangle community zone now being classed as an ‘unprotected group’.

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The gospel according to the National Audit Office, Food Bank Britain will pay at least £370 million nicker to the genocide-notorious, Third World African nation state of Rwanda - to relocate foreign asylum seekers landing sans visas on our south coast shores – at a cost to the hapless taxpayers of  £150,000 quid per immigrant.

Hmmm, no shit, Sherlock, little wonder Britain’s ‘broken’ and in hock to the shifty Shylock money-grubbers.

Yep, one thing the House of Conmans cabal are collectively infamous for is muddle-headed thinking – and this Rwanda scam has just gotta constitute one of the worst ideas in a long line of bad ideas.

So, how’s this for a better idea – ship these dipshits n dingbats back from whence they came – minimal cost all round – or even better still, have our not-fit-for-purpose Birder Patrol meet them mid-Channel and as opposed to landing them safety, high n dry, on our UK beaches, tow their rubber boats straight back across the Channel to safe haven France – for Mr Macron to care for.

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Prince Willy, so typical of Royal bloodline shit fer brains inbred naivety, and in a bid to play the Everyman role, thus pleasing every fucker and their proverbial dog -  has condemned the purported rise in anti-Semitism during a most cringe-worthy synagogue visit this past week.

Here Wills is wholly confusing the fact the core essence of the word Semitic relates to language groups and ‘not’ a religion, nor is it racist in nature - and the deliberate distortion by the venal Zionist cult playing, as always, their ‘victims card’ ace that anti-Semitism equates as anti-Jewish.

Whereas the relationship with protests viz the rogue state of Israel’s government and the horrific human rights abuses and genocide-rated treatment of the civilian Muslim population of the Gaza Strip is politically-focused, and thus anti-Zionist – with this horrible Hamas / hostage false flag pretence the mechanism of justification to drive the Palestinian people out of what’s left of their original sovereign state of Palestine – and into the Sinai desert – anywhere but ersatz Israel.

First comes Gaza, then the West Bank territory will cop a similar false flag demonisation strike to drive out the remaining hapless Palestinian inhabitants from their historic homeland – a repeat of 1948 in to foreign shores refugee camps, where PLO / PFLP / Black September dissent shall brew and fester – while the Zionist Jews of convenience cabal will have all of Palestine under their Magen David (מָגֵן דָּוִד) flag.

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Let us not be blinded by Woke joke political correctness myopia – and recall the likes of the Gordon Riots and anti-Roman Catholic sentiments – which had their origins with Henry Mk 8 and his severing all ties with the Church of Rome – and the Vatican ever since attempting to coerce, to force, Britain back under Vatican Catholic influence / rule – with this last major in-yer-face attempt in the reign of Elizabeth Mk 1 and forcing a marriage to Phillip of Catholic Spain – and the resulting ‘Fuck off Phillip’ knock back being the raison d' etre of the ‘failed’ clusterfuck Spanish Armada invasion of Britain.

Ergo, so with this Catholic faith attempt to force feed us the holy host, and so too with Islam on hallowed Christian ground – and mosques springing up like landfill sites on any spare lot of unhallowed ground.

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Okay, King Chazzer’s got cancer up the bum, and truth be known Katie Middleclass had a hysterectomy, and the ginger-mingin Harry Hewitt’s a pariah status exile – and, alas, old Queen Lizzie Mk 2 is dead n gone – to join her useless twat of a Greek Nazi hubby, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Phillip von Stavros – of Edinburgh – so that’s that heap of shits accounted for – but WTF has happened to old Queen Lizzie’s corgi pack, we earnestly inquire?

Were they buried with her, as sacrificial totems – or did this all-new Queen Gorgonzilla get fed up of them shitting on the drawing room Axminster and ship them all off to the local old bow-wow home?

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Que? WTF? Are Western political n military top brass wholly deprived of their rational faculties with regard to this burgeoning fubar collectively referred to as ‘the Ukraine conflict’?

Obviously a major escalation is imminent, over and above supplying armaments, if Moscow sees NATO troops on the ground – (already Brit troops there) - especially with that stupid French twat Macron publicly broadcasting he’s of a mind to send a gaggle of Froggie squaddies to help the corruption-ridden Zelensky out - then Bad Vlad Putrid might up the end game play ante and deploy tactical nukes - to gain the upper hand.

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Smart meters emit intense, pulsed bursts of non-ionising, RF microwave radiation – that play up fuck with Granny’s pace-maker, and teenage Brenda’s acne.

An excess of 5,000 scientific studies have proven that non-ionising microwave radiation / RF EMF is harmful to the human, animal, and plant species.

Now hark the Greenie gangs, Extinction Rebellion and Just Stop Traffic.

They collectively claim we are all Doomed – with a large capital D - cos of the Weather.

Doomed, my arse.

The Earth's survived n thrived for billions of years of asteroid impacts, volcanic eruptions, ice ages, and fuck knows what else, now lost in the geological time record – but Earth is still in one piece and kicking along okay - regardless of the anthropomorphic negative climate activities myth.

Climate changes? - talk to the Sun, that's the celestial body holding sway over Earth's climate changes.

All very cyclic - regardless of what the scaremongering alarmist camp and the money-grubbing net zero agenda gang broadcasts as gospel.

Welcome to La La Land, and don’tcha just adore the blatant arrogance of these clean n green, global warming, climate change, net zero Nazis – spouting their fascist-toned apocalyptic message to the common herd polluters as they fly around the globe in private jets – but that’s the name of the game for the moneyed-elitist über-woke joke dog wankers – and gross hypocrisy is the price of admission to their critical social issues - (racism, sexism, economic injustice and war) - club.

Pontificating to the common herd viz restraint while wallowing in their personal

7-star lifestyles – a level of opulence and indulgence wholly unparalleled in terms of luxury and sophistication, and way beyond the means of the proles being sermonised to exercise abstinence and moderation in their socio-cultural activities.

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The disastrous illegal immigration crisis that manifests daily along the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred Isle of Albion – hordes of visa-less – and, while being sea water-drenched, remain largely unwashed – illegal foreign immigrant types striding ashore from ‘safe haven’ France - and demanding ‘asylum’ in our English Christian lands – with both grubby paws outstretched – in classic bindlestiff-fashion - one for a cell phone – to ‘call home’ - the other ready to clutch their first social security handout.

For the record, this asylum fiasco has been intentionally manufactured as part n parcel of the New World Order to come – and farmed out to the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob and his Young Global Leaders club to expedite as they conjure up their Great Reset agenda of how things shall be – where we shall own sweet fuck all – and thus collectively be a common herd of pitifully broke dissenters – yet complacent viz the state of things – voila, Marxist style brain dead equality.

On a par with the rest of Europe, and regardless of our Brexit salvation, our governments might well be blamed for their incompetence and / or gross inefficiency, but the core metric is to flood Britain – and Europe – with undesirable foreign tongues – and cultures, and religions (read IQ-deficient, scrounging infidel ‘barbarians’) to dilute – and dissolute – via a route of mass DNA pollution, and hence corruption - our historic and traditional sovereign tribal states of being - and are hell bent on imposing their skewed beliefs and misogynist, barbaric culture on us.

Sorry, but we treat womenfolk as equals – not like chattels – nor do we chop some hapless, starving fucker’s hand off - for stealing something to eat.

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Wednesday 28 February 2024

Socio-Political Psychosis Potpourri

Welcome to La La Land, and don’tcha just adore the blatant arrogance of these global warming, climate change, clean n green, net zero Nazis – these very mortal engines that drive the wheels of Crapitalism - spouting their fascist-toned apocalyptic message to the common herd polluters as they fly around the globe in private jets – but that’s the name of the game for the moneyed-elitist über-woke joke dog wankers – and gross hypocrisy is the price of admission to their critical socio-political issues consortium - (racism, sexism, sectarian phobic, economic injustice, and profit-spinning wars) – broadcast via a holier-than-thou mantra of “don’t do as We do – do as We say!”

Yep, hypocrisy sans borders - pontificating to the common herd viz restraint while wallowing in their personal 7-star lifestyles – a level of opulence and indulgence wholly unparalleled in terms of luxury and sophistication, and way beyond the means of the proles being sermonised to exercise abstinence and moderation in their socio-cultural activities.

With Plod Squad protection for Prince Harry being shit-canned – he tells a British court of law he wants his Hewitt dynasty brood ginger mingin kids to feel at home in UK – and safe from all the foreign assassin types who might be hell bent on snuffing his royal cuckoo-in-the-nest ass – regardless of the blatant fact he and his fellow grifter, Princess Meghan (Duckegg of Sussex), have exiled themselves to the good ole US of A.

Good and debatable point though, for if ex-royal parasite, Harry Hewitt, can get police protection watching his useless, back-biting, regal pretender arse, then under the laws of equality, so should everyone else – especially so if we, the British public, accidentally venture into these recently publicised - and dangerous - ‘Islamic no-go’ areas that now blight our once-sceptred isle.

Thanks to this new order of royal openness, we now all know that King Chazzer has a bad case of cancer up the bum – discovered while having his troublesome prostate gland quartered back to a reasonable walnut size – whereas we are left to speculate and float bets on what the fuck ailed the Princess Kate viz her ‘abdominal surgery’ – with recovery time indicating all bets at 5 to 1 odds on a hysterectomy.

The disastrous illegal immigration crisis that manifests daily along the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred Isle of Albion – hordes of visa-less – and, while being sea water-drenched, arriving collectively ‘unwashed’ – illegal foreign immigrant types striding ashore from ‘safe haven’ France - and demanding ‘asylum’ in our devout Christian English lands – with both grubby paws outstretched – in classic bindlestiff-fashion - one for a cell phone, the other ready to clutch their first social security handout.

For the record, this asylum fiasco has been intentionally manufactured as part n parcel of the New World Order to come – and farmed out to the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob and his Young Global Leaders club to expedite as they conjure up their Great Reset agenda of how things are destined to be – when we shall own sweet fuck all – and thus collectively be a common herd of pitifully broke dissenters – yet complacent viz the state of things – voila, Marxist style equality.

On a par with the rest of Europe, and regardless of our Brexit salvation, our governments might well be blamed for their incompetence and / or gross inefficiency – (read traitorous ‘corruption’) - but the core metric is to flood Britain – and Europe – with undesirable foreign tongues – and cultures, and religions (read IQ-deficient, scrounging infidel ‘barbarians’) to dilute – and dissolute – via a route of mass DNA pollution, and hence more corruption - our historic and traditional sovereign ethnic tribal states of being - and are hell bent on imposing their skewed beliefs and misogynist culture on us.

Sorry, but we treat womenfolk as equals – not like chattels – and nor do we chop some hapless, starving fucker’s hand off - for stealing something to eat.

Er, is that humanistic viewpoint Islamophobic in context – for it represents an inversion of our traditional – and ingrained – culture.

Ergo, and to close, as to this current ‘fragile sensibilities’ teacup hurricane viz Islamophobia – we are perfectly happy and content in our Ancient Briton way of life, and have zero need, nor desire, to welcome nor embrace foreign cultures and their scrounging populace on our island shores, as we are already inundated with such due the result of Rule Britannia’s days of exploitative global colonial conquests.

OMG! WTF next? Dark Ages blasphemy laws to be re-introduced by the Establishment’s useful idiot brigade – after being shelved (more at shit-canned) for centuries since common sense and logic became the order of the day for people’s thinking – and not upsetting a selection of imaginary omnipotent beings that control all aspects of life on this planet (and elsewhere?) – and free will being one aspect of existence that only applies - if it suits some particular Divine One’s agenda.

Point is this, the Islamophobia is a factor based on sound assessment and socio-political observation.

If an immigrant Muslim population could get away with forcing their religious practices and Sharia Law on their ethnic Christian hosts, then they would, with mosques erected on the sites of demolished churches.

Doubtless the imbecilic punishment for breaching these revised blasphemy laws will be in keeping with the insane mood of the day|: scourging, crucifixion, and / or burned at the stake.

https://www.turbulenttimes.co.uk/news/front-page/politics-rise-of-the-phobes/

The Israeli military barbarism / genocide being inflicted on the population of the Gaza Strip’s Palestinian population, and mass public protests against such evil actions being staged in London are not anti-Semitic nor carried out by Islamic crazies, but more anti-Zionist / pro-Human Rights – in fact pro-Fair Play – and the protesters not solely Muslims but a right old mix of white n brown Gentile n Muslim dingbats n dipshits – n not necessarily in that order.

So leave the anti-Semite – and the Islamophobia – and Xenophobia - cards out of the sectarian / racist game – and give Lee Anderson a gong for having the balls to tell the Truth – as it is.

To quote from a current news article: Unless I am very much mistaken, Islam is a religion – although some will say, not without merit, that it is also a political movement.

Ergo, yet so too have all religions morphed into at one time or other of their histories – becoming the law of the land - and even in these more  ’enlightened’ times (sic) - that durable, select few still do.

Post Office hires ex-Plod Squad goons to check its investigators in Horizon scandal.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68382976

No shit, Sherlock, they might as well have hired Satan and his legions of Hades.

Ukraine complains half of all Western military aid delayed ... by Kathryn Armstrong:  BBC News

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68397525

WTF is wrong with these people, whingeing that Western aid is being delayed?

Do they not realise there’s a war going on?

Que? WTF? Are Western political n military top brass wholly deprived of their rational faculties with regard to that burgeoning fubar collectively referred to as ‘the Ukraine conflict’?

So too, woe betide the wicked West / numpty NATO, supplying Ukraine with armaments – (Storm Shadow, for one) for Bad Vlad Putrid can rightly then view the suppliers as active warfare participants, then a major escalation could be imminent, over and above supplying armaments, if Moscow sees NATO troops on the ground – (Brit troops already there) - especially with that stupid French twat Macron publicly broadcasting he’s of a mind to send a gaggle of Froggie troops to help the corruption-ridden Zelensky out - then Bad Vlad Putrid might up the end gameplay ante if Russia starts to lose ground and he resorts to tactical nuclear weapon deployments (strategic ain’t out of the question either, if push comes to shove) then thanks to ICBM capabilities, any military – or political control centre on the planet is within range – Westminster – Brussels – Washington – Langley – gay Paree – Berlin.

Well, well, finally – one minor demonic manipulator of mischief – and evil – the 87-year-old Jacob Rothschite, he of the money-grubbing German Rothschite dynasty, has gone to rejoin his maker – Satan, and his Legions - in the fires of Hell.

Yep, a direct descendant of prime evil - Mayer Amschel Rothschite, the Frankfurt-based coin dealer (read money-lender / founder of the Zionist House of Usury) - it’s one Rothschite – devout worshippers of Mammon – that is today less – of the founders – and financiers – of the rogue Zionist State of Israel.

Cause of death? Definitely not an attack of conscience.


Arrogance personified – Evelyn de Rothschite prods future king: “Now look here, Charlie boy, we own, and run, Broken Britain, not you, or your Mum, Queenie Liz”.

Regardless of the fact it can only leave people poorer, in their relentless push for net zero, the civil service clowns of Food Bank Britain have come up with a ludicrous policy whereby boiler makers who fail to sell Shitehall's target number of heat pumps, incur a £3,000 nicker penalty for every failed sale.

At £13,000 quid a time, compared to swapping a boiler for around £2,000 grand, it comes down to common sense and logic versus the stark reality of economic feasibility – and simply looking out the window for signs of the no- show climate crisis that’s all more scent than substance.

Really, this concocted fiction viz implementation of the fake net zero / clean green solar / wind power agenda is the solution to an industrialised world’s energy requirements – we think not – on the basis of our current technology to utilise such energy sources – for our current – and long established - entire oil n gas petroleum energy source is the reason our civilisation has advanced to this point of its evolution - to date.

Seen any drowning polar bears this week? No? Of course not – cos the seas ain’t rising nor the icecaps melting – and the money-spinning carbon cap n trade / new green deal / net zero political fascism is all yet another Great Reset control freak scam.

Ergo, for better or worse, humans do not control the climate – the Sun does – and this entire climate change crisis no more than a money-grubbing control freak agenda – (run by a cartel of money-grubbing dipshits, dingbats and heffalumps) – that purposely ignores the true climate wisdom garnered via a route of observation and research of the historic records.

Okay folks, here’s one to ponder on. WTF does Food Bank Britain’s not-fit-for-purpose Border Patrol do with the veritable mountain of bright orange life jackets discarded by the hordes of illegal foreign scroungers making landfall on our south coast beaches?

The story goes they ship them straight back to la belle Française, to be used by the next overloaded rubber boat cargo of unwashed (sic) immigrants.

Oh yes, all part of the plan – aka the New World Order / WEF / Great Reset being rolled out by ex-Nazi Youth scumster, Satan Klaus Schlob, to divide n conquer – by diminishing national sovereignty with an influx flood of grungy foreign infidel types who give the host nation culture the finger and attempt to pollute our society with their own slick n sick pagan religious beliefs that we Christian types consider anathema.

Welcome to the Zionist Barbarian Gaza Strip Genocide Spectacular.  

Israeli Likit Party Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, has this hatred for all things Palestinian, and points the fickle finger of Fate at Black September for his brother Yoni’s death at Entebbe in 1976 - when actually it was his own Sayeret Matkal gun-slinging IDF squad who seized the plane hijack / rescue mission opportunity to snuff the unbearable, arrogant twat - and blame the PFLP.

Ergo, for the record, let this Israeli - Gaza human rights brouhaha not get tangled around the anti-Jewish / anti-Semitic debate either – for the only ‘anti’ in this case is the anti-Zionist land thefts factor.

That, per se, is the core problem for the hapless Muslim Palestinian populations of the occupied (by IDF troops) West Bank Territory - and the littoral Gaza Strip enclave – besieged behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall – both now wholly disenfranchised and marginalised (and the latter ‘demolished’) since the Zionists declared the sovereign state of Palestine was their Promised Land back in 1948 – promised by God (Yahweh) no less – to His personal favourite Chosen People.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday 12 February 2024

Verdict Final: World Gone Cuckoo

Talk about grand scale polarised contradiction, and in-yer-face gross hypocrisy, the LGBTQ + XYZ and trans-gender-bender community claims there are scores of genders.

Then we come across queer-cult adverts for t-shirts with pretty, colourful Rainbows, declaring there are actually – in their unqualified and contradictory opinions - hundreds of genders – next to which are the garment size guides – for – er - male and female.

A bottle blonde takes her 4 x 4 Range Rover into a garage and complains ‘It’s just not running right’. Mech' starts the engine, listens, then walks around the vehicle and tells the owner ‘We always get this problem with expensive 4 x 4’s if they don’t have a personalised number plate fitted.’

What is a Woman?

Okay, here’s one to bloody the nose of the trans-gender-bender and LGBTQ-WERTY cult-mongers who wish to corrupt science and biology to accommodate their personal, nefarious inclusivity agenda.

A woman is commonly – and correctly - defined as an adult human female and, genetically, typified by two XX chromosomes. These facts are indisputable.

What is referred to as a trans-gender female – those in a state of pre, or post, gender modification surgery – and having gorged on all the gender-bender hormones they can swallow, will never be a biological woman, nor experience mensuration, nor ovulate, nor get pregnant, nor bear a child.

Sorry boys, - er – girls – get over it.

China, India, Pakiland, Korea (north or south), Russia, and Brazil don’t give a flying fuck about the purported, or predicted, negative effects of climate change.

In the wake of criticism viz the Busy Beeb’s scaremongering reports on climate change, and generating further hysteria,  Prof Tom Burke CBE, visiting Honorary Professor of Imperial College, London has defended the Beeb’sd media coverage.

The gospel according to the Burke: "Since 200 governments, about 100 central banks, and literally thousands of mega-bucks corporations, as well as about 4 billion people – all agree with the BBC – thus it is hard to fault the holier-than-thou Beeb on the evidence."

Yeah right, 4 billion, eh – half the human (sic) population of this planet - and that’s how many naïve - believe any old shit - gullible morons who can’t think for themselves, the Beeb is deceiving.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bbc-climate-change-hysteria-latest

More XL Bully dog negative propaganda hits the media headlines following a reported hell hound attack on an 8-year old kid in Scouseland’s Bootle area – with the canine velociraptor savaging the child and causing life-threatening injuries - after chewing on the kid’s head.

Ownership of XL Bully dogs was restricted under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 following a spate of violent attacks in 2023.

It is against the law to sell, give away, abandon or breed from an XL Bully – with owners now required to obtain an exemption certificate to keep XL Bullies – having them nutted, kept on a lead, and muzzled in public.

Really, why the fuck does anyone want to keep a ‘pet’ – (sic) - that is capable of savaging and / or killing them n their children if it gets a bit of a Bad Doggy Day type of snot on?

The mindset is on a par with keeping poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions. Talk about the kink of ‘living dangerously’ - why not go all out and keep a Bengal tiger as a house pet?

The latest on the House of Conmans Tory-led debate viz hapless tenants being subjected to no-fault evictions, the gospel according to New Labour party's multi-tasking deputy leader – and shadow housing secretary – none other than the ginger-mingin, rat-faced Angela Rayner - "These are yet more weasel words from the ferret-faced Michael Gove after years of broken promises."

Right on, and Labour’s smart-arsed ‘Miraculous Mangie’ knows how to fix it, we don’t think.

When referencing the antics of Third World governments and military dictatorships we have been mass media conditioned to expect sweet fuck all else but graft and corruption – and lots of human rights abuses.

Ergo, in short order, that is generally the case - while our own holier-than-thou Western governments - and esteemed judicial systems – (Magna Carta / Bill of Rights / der Grundrechte) are claimed to be beyond reproach – to the point of overflowing with moral virtue.

In a British court of law, the witness places a hand on the Holy Book and swears to tell not just the Truth, but the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.

Yep, the Truth - that stand-alone leviathan which requires no phalanx guard to protect its flanks.

And yet, when freelance journalist Julian Assange did precisely that with his Wickedleaks website – nary a single exaggeration nor porky pie, just the unalloyed Truth, he was hounded by a cadre of most embarrassed Western political powers – sock puppet politicos in thrall to transnational corporations -  and especially so the good ole ‘and justice for all’ US of A – commencing in 2010 with trumped up rape charges in Sweden – for ‘unprotected sex’ (sans condom) by some agent provocateur kiss n tell slut.

Back in London, and dodging the bogus rape charge, Assange was then holed up in London’s accommodating Ecuadorian Embassy, juggling all manner of nefarious concocted criminal / espionage charges - and since being grabbed from there by the Met’s finest Plod Squad – on behalf of the CIA - now remains incarcerated in Bellend Prison – whoops, sorry – ‘Belmarsh’ Prison – awaiting on a yes / no decision from the Home Sickretary on whether to permit his extradition to the US on charges of exposing their dirty criminal military activities and human rights abuses around the Middle East theatre - and everywhere else on Earth they fatally infect with their superior, festering brand of  A-mer-i-can de-moc-racy.

To wit, reflecting on Assange’s predicament and dilemma at the hands of Broken Britain’s so-called ‘justice system’ - and the political / civil service bureaucracy apparatus – these are on a par with any Third World corruption-ridden head-banger state that poses as moral and civilised.

Good for these corrupt powers that Assange has been locked away and unable to communicate with the global masses via his Wickedleaks medium, for what would he have made of the mass deceptions since his incarceration – and duly exposed for what they were – bullshit and lies.

Ergo, the Russia / Ukraine fiasco, the election fraud that put the Democraps and Sleepy Joe Bidet in the Shite House – and kept Trumpsky out; and not to overlook the Covid-1984 mass deception, and the roll out of the toxic, gene-modifying spike protein vaccines.

The New Labour ‘Flip Flop’ Party, currently led  (sic) by political U-turn specialist, Sir Keir Stammerer, - aka Pragmatic Percy - is ditching its policy of spending £28 billion nickers-worth of taxpayers’ hard-earned ackers per annum on its green investment plan in a major volte-face.

Labour's position on the policy in recent weeks has been increasingly muddled.

A decision on back-pedalling their green deal policy is set to be announced in the House of Conmans this Thursday, following mass confusion on the party’s net zero / new green deal position.

Thus Agenda 21 - now delayed until 2030.

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September 2021: At Labour's 2021 conference, shadow chancellor Raving Rachel Reeves pledges to invest £28 billion nicker per annum – and every year - to 2030 – in a feeble attempt to establish a green economy for Food Bank Britain.

June 2023: Labour scales back its plans, blaming the economic outlook, with the Rabid Reeves telling the BBC she would ramp up investment over time from a 2024 election win, reaching £28 billion quid a year after 2027.

November 2023: A senior opposition party source tells the BBC that the level of investment previously promised might never be reached. Labour denies the claim, but rumours of the policy's demise continue to grow.

February 2024: Now we arrive at today, with innominate shit-stirring sources whispering to the Beeb that Labour is scrapping its green investment plan – as it does not want to alienate the TUC and lose the coal miners’ union votes in the 2024 general election. 

Really, deadwood politicos – der Untermensch - victim to the ravages of the saproxylic rot (predators) that infests our poxy Parliament’s House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds assemblies – feasting, parasite fashion, on the credibility of the comatose MPs and peers squatting within.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68232133

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-68238090

Hark, ‘tis the Front Page Hewitts, plying for media attention yet again.

Lol’s – to quote: Harry cleared his busy schedule to fly across the pond to be by the ailing King Chazzer’s side.

Que? WTF? Busy schedule – doing what – scratching his arse while peering in a mirror at the expanding bald spot on his ginger-mingin head?

So what next for the Montecito morons after Harry’s 12 minute chat / PR flying visit, to see his adopted Daddy, King Chazzer, and drum up some heart-rendering gossip column tat that he, and the attention-addicted, A-list obsessed Meghan, can sell to the media?

Yes, WTF next for this pair of dog wankers, we might well speculate. Stage the kidnapping of one of their kids? The ranga Archiwell or whatever his effin’ name is? The eldest, and heir apparent, to the royal House of Hewitt’s Montecito throne?

Big gob Prince Harry – a loose lips carbon copy clone of his equally IQ-deficient ginger-mingin, and arrogant windbag of a Daddy, Capt. Jimmy Hewitt, boasting around his club how he regularly bonks Princess Di’ while out for ‘riding lessons’ (sic) – and that’s why Bald Willy wants sweet fuck all to do with his addled-brain, cuckoo-in-the-nest half-brother.

But sneaky shit Harry stays in daily contact with his piranha-fanged cousins, Beatrice and Eugenie – the progeny of disgraced Prince Andy Pandy – and the bloated, lizard-scaled Fergie Beast, aka the Duckegg of Pork – garnering any and all scandalous gossipy tit-bits he and Meghan can flog to Netflix.

One very recent hacked message from Harry to Fuckingham Palace read: ‘Daddy, Daddy, if you die of cancer - and Willy has some fatal accident – like being run over by a truck – or gets assassinated - can I be the King?’

Cancer, eh – and never a great prognosis when it’s deep down in the bowels, with many speculating Karma is finally catching up with Chazzer for having Lady Di’ knocked off – so he had total access and control of Wills and Harry’s upbringing (sic) – and his embarrassing divorcee missus wouldn’t be around to marry any shifty Muslim costermonger’s son – and for that matter, neither would Dodo.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tuesday 6 February 2024

Tory Education Minister Ready for War

The Tory Snafu Party’s current incumbent IQ-deficient Minister for Education - none other than the notorious ginger-mingin Gillian ‘Scouse’ Keegan - (formerly Minister for Televised Profanity) - has once again blotted her copybook by gobbing off, with her customary unqualified arrogance, to criticise and naysay a report from ‘sensible adult’ MP members of the House of Conmans Defence Select Committee who claim, in their twelve months-long researched estimation, Broken Britain is not sufficiently-equipped, nor strong enough, in terms of troop numbers, to enter a protracted war against Bad Vlad Putrid and his Russian military – or even some ‘mouse that barks’ postage stamp nation state alike Liechtenstein or Andorra – or even the Swiss Guard defended Vatican.

Conversely, in total rejection of this report, the gospel according to Keegan, the incumbent Tory MP for Shitchester since 2017, is one that claims Food Bank Britain’s armed forces are well-funded and, quote: “have nothing to fear, with enough ‘weapons of mass distraction’ for any  potential ‘World War Three’ with Russia or China.

Hmmm, this assurance on matters military – both defensive and aggressive - from a Minister for Education, who, readers might be shocked to hear, has zero military experience, nor holds any format of academic qualifications in strategic military lore that might put her on an equal footing with such warfare / conflict theorist luminaries as Thucydides, Clausewitz, Sun Tzu, Machiavelli or Liddell-Hart.

The Defence Select Committee’s preliminary report states that our island nation’s military is consistently overstretched, leading to capability and stockpile shortages, as well as a recruitment crisis of Biblical proportions – which only a selective conscription campaign might resolve, to create an armed force of true war-fighting and strategic readiness - by weeding out the limp-wristed Woke joke cultists and trans-gender-bender pacifists - and conscripting a legion of 18 year old teenage soccer hooligan types, for whom street fights and generalised thuggery are part of everyday life.

This pessimism and scaremongering comes on the heels of growing speculation across Europe and from paranoid NATO chiefs, viz the possibility of a global conflict - with the Tory’s actual Defence Secretary, Grant Shitts, going into Chicken Little mode warning the world was "'moving from a post-war to pre-war world".

Army General Patrick Sanders also commented on the military’s lack of funding and its depleted current ranks of 73,000 troops, compared to over 100,000 in 2010 – and the requirement for a standing regular army force of 120,000 ready to fight a war anywhere on the planet where hostilities demand the defence of British interests – or in defence of our sacred Isle of Albion homeland if Bad Vlad ever gets done with the Russian bogged-down imbroglio in the Ukraine, and decides, for whatever fucked-up squirrely reason he wants to invade Britain.

There again, regardless of the qualified – and specifically ‘unqualified’ - opinions of the silly Gillian Keegan, or Grant Shitts, or General Sir Paddy Sandpit, a UK-based military staging ground, or battlefield setting, resplendent with 100,000 battle-ready troops, and the boasted £50 billion quids-worth of weaponry - we live, since the end of the last major waste of human life conflict – 1945 – in a now-advanced nuclear weapons age – and one single, 10 kiloton capacity nuclear artillery shell – or ariel-delivered bomb – would convert the pre-mentioned 100,000 military force – and their £50 billion nicker’s worth of weaponry – into toast – (no pun intended) – ‘in a flash’ - before a single squaddie got a round off in the general direction of the enemy.

Ergo, we return to the subject of the war-ready, sabre-rattling gobshite Scouser, Gillian Keegan, and the subject of her lack of credibility on matters military or socio-political – especially so in the eyes of her worried constituents - and being part of this entire diverse political party Parliamentary administration and civil service cult – jointly comprised of basket case deplorables, brown-hatter pervs, pederasts, and generalised window lickers.

Regardless of being appointed as yet another head-nodding Privy Council dodo, Keegan has attained a wide notoriety for naivety, and her stock-in-trade crass attitude, plus a gaffe-prone political existence - as exampled perfectly by her Marie Antoinette copycatting, the ‘in yer face’ blatant display of a £10,000 Rolex wrist watch while making a tour of broadcast studios to inform and advise school teachers they needed to be realistic viz their demands for a salary increase on their pre-taxed £28,000 per annum pittance.

Yep, easy to say when raking in an MP’s salary of £86,584 quid – plus her ministerial add-on allowances – and expenses.

Shake yer head in despair, or laugh at the idiocy, you might – and rightly so too – when this Minister for Education informs head teachers they need to ‘get on their bikes’ and be out n about rounding up truants absent from the school register head count in morning assembly – and kick their hooky-playing arses.

Last, but by nowhere least, the Education Minister’s second husband - (no word on the fickle fate of the first) – is none other than the infamous Michael Keegan - the one-time boss of Fuijshitsu UK – the very corporation responsible for the fatally-flawed Horizon IT computer system that saw 700-plus British Post Office employees arrested, bankrupted and imprisoned for fraud and theft - when their not-fit-for-purpose (read ‘fucked up’) software switched to kleptomania mode and robbed the cash registers – then scapegoated the sub-postmaster staff.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/britain-weapons-world-war-iii-gillian-keegan

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.