Tuesday, 23 February 2016

UK Troops to Teachers: Major Fubar

In this morning’s ‘Daft Ideas Gone Tits Up’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in ribald ridicule and scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

According to a report released in the House of Conmans last week, a hare-brained Tory government scheme to train ex-Army personnel as school teachers has been a Biblical scale fuck-up of Brobdingnagian proportions – with a total of twenty-eight military personnel qualifying for the disastrous ‘Troops To Teachers’ initiative since it began three years ago. Not bad, just under ten a year.

The ‘Triple T Initiative' was introduced by the Nasty Party's slack jawed former Education Secretary, Michael 'The Pob' Gove, in 2013, with the aim of bringing back some good old-fashioned 'spit n polish' / 'do or die for Queen n country' ethics and personal discipline into Broken Britain's overcrowded Asbo Central Academy classrooms – a fatally flawed project inspired by the questionable belief that gung-ho-style teaching tactics might benefit a sprog's learning progress.

The Pob's selling point centred on the argument that every child could benefit from the values of a military ethos – as self-discipline and teamwork are at the heart of what makes Broken Britain's armed forces the best thing since sliced bread - and exactly the essential ingredient that young people need to succeed in all aspects of civilian life: the workplace or while out shopping – a killer instinct.

Under the initiative, burned out military veterans with experience in advanced interrogation techniques (er – torture) are able to undertake a fast-track teacher training course over two years – with four days per week spent 'hands-on' in schools, and one day set aside for personal further educational studies - to enable recruits to keep at least one step ahead of the students they're tasked with teaching.

In addition, former military service personnel can join MPs and uncivil servants by taking advantage of generous government handouts – with a salary paid while they train – and lucky ex-squaddies able to earn 80% of the usual unqualified teacher pay rates - if they can read and write and count above ten without using their fingers (or toes).

To wit, if the above appalling record isn't shameful enough for Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government in and of itself, the number of Triple T course applicants has dropped like the Tory poll ratings since the recruitment drive began - down from an unimpressive 293 when Pob kick started the project three years ago - to a piss poor showing of 62 hands during the last sign up session – a state of affairs branded by Labour's back-biting troll of a shadow education secretary, Lucy Powell, as 'a catastrophic and embarrassing failure'.

"The Pob even plagiarised the Triple T brand from the US version of the same – which hasn't exactly been a whole-hearted success across America – with ex-Gulf War army veterans actually water-boarding erring pupils who failed to hand their homework assignments in on schedule – and several instances of cheeky kids being shot or bayoneted or garrotted by their teachers for 'insubordination' – such as answering back with smart-arsed quips."
"The entire programme is another typical Tory 'on the cheap' austerity scam. Not designed to recruit qualified teaching staff but rather find jobs for battle-weary paranoid psychos and hire teachers on a pittance of a salary."

Thought for the day. Military ethos? Yeah right - marching up n down the playground; whitewashing piles of coal; eyes-front discipline; learning by rote – and field stripping the characters and personalities of talented, evolving adolescent individuals into robotic response units – all to facilitate an unquestioning and compliant 'Yes Sir' unified herd mentality.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Monday, 22 February 2016

Vatican Holy Paedos Close Ranks

In today’s ‘Jesuit Ninth Circle Orgia Paedos Rule’ expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Opus Dei transgender insider, Sister Fellattia Godermiche, manning the Holy City snitch n grassers hack desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with bugged heretical 'ring of the anvil' confidential confessional dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel humming and buzzing down the scuttlebutt grapevine network – (like a bevy of beatnik bumble bees on acid) - reports that while the Vatican's scandal-embroiled Cardinal George 'Ruckman' Pell seems to have no problems visiting the massage parlours that blight Rome's Europa district, for a quick rub n tug session of an afternoon – or sneaking back into the same disreputable red light neighbourhood under cover of darkness with a gang of his equally immoral, dirty deviant Holy See Saw cohorts - to engage in illicit kiddie sex at any one of the numerous gyppo-run paedo brothels along the Viale Tres Fontane - this same scumster claims to be unfit to fly back to Oz to personally face the Royal Commission inquiry - and allegations (er, criminal charges?) that he sexually abused a legion of underage choir and altar boys while a priest in the outback town of Smellarat - and later during his exalted tenure as Archbishop of Melbourne.

Denial and counter-attack measures have been adopted by shifty political types globally as being the best form of defence since the days of Sino military strategist supremo Sun Tzu – thus the theme of a press release issued by Cardinal Pell's P2 minions states, with obvious disingenuous content – (a lie so fucking big it can be seen from the Moon) - that allegations of wanton satyriasis are without foundation and utterly false – and the little twats making them shall be henceforth excommunicated and headed straight for Hell – and most definitely will not collect £200 quid as they pass the Go sign at the Gates of Purgatory.

Pell's Vatican office PR team were responding to a Victoria Police 'Sano Taskforce' report leaked to the Pederasts Gazette - that the senior cleric has been under investigation for a swathe of historical sexual abuse complaints – plus damning evidence given to the Royal Commission by a bevy of vets, sheep farmers and abused school children - including charges of molesting an underage cassowary and further allegations of platypus and koala buggery.

Three months after departing his Smellarat parish's St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites and being promoted to the post of Archbishop of Melbourne, Pell set up the 'Melbourne Response' and 'Towards Healing' protocols to counter allegations of child sexual abuse by Catholic priests.

Conversely, if the truth be known, under Pell's leadership, the secret mandate of the Melbourne Response (False Memory Foundation) was to award ex gratia compensation (payments made without the church recognising any liability or legal obligation) to victims of sexual abuse at the hands of 'Smiley Satanist' Vatican priests – in layman's terms 'a payoff' to buy their silence.

In late 2012, the Australian federal government announced the establishment of a Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse.
However, while Pell initially welcomed the Royal Commission in a televised media statement, he then revealed that priests who hear confessions from people who succumb to the earthly temptations of venereal desire and commit child sex abuse must remain bound by the Seal of Confession, commenting: "If acts of kiddie fiddling are admitted or boasted of outside the confessional then the perp' can be reported to the police – but the Seal of Confession is inviolable. Hence if one priest hears the confession of a fellow cleric who has subjected altar boys to pretending his cock was the Eucharist during Mass or slipped one up their back passage, then his confessor is bound to silence."

But now, with the advent of the Royal Commission and Pell's shifty Melbourne Response apparatus no longer able to manipulate events and proceedings – and specifically denied the opportunity to bribe and gag historic sexual abuse victims and witnesses to such abuses, the shit is hitting the fan as MK Ultra mind control child sex slave Fiona Barrett - now one pissed off adult and turned whistleblower on a mission to crucify some fucker and their dog - exposes an all-consuming Satanic paedophilia network which underlies the mission creep New World Order totalitarian state – a debauched, lecherous culture that infests every crook and cranny of the ruling establishment structure on a global scale.

Fiona, a former victim of Satanic ritual abuse and part of an international Very Important Paedophile ring, not only exposed the existence of the Masonic Satanist secret handshake cabal network and the linked international child trafficking ring, but actually named three former Australian Prime Ministers and one former US President as perp's – along with a damning list of famous actors, celeb's, judges, politicians and other high-flying rich and shameless scumsters who have infiltrated every key organization and institution in Australia and turned it into a paedo haven – alike the Satanic-affiliated child sex abuse / ritual blood sacrifice paedo rings firmly entrenched in the good ole U S of A and Britain – and Europe – and the rest of this God-forsaken immoral global cesspit ruled by a venal Satanist 'Brotherhood of the Snake' death eater cult.

Naming the Names:

Dr Michael Aquino: Pinoy-American CIA paedo psy-ops torturer / scumster;
Dr Antony David Kidman: Clinical psychologist and kiddie hypnotist / brainwasher (suicided in Singapore 2014 - before he could spill the beans on the down-under paedo factory);
Dr. John Gittinger (Lithuanian Nazi concentration camp guard and CIA agent);
Former US President Richard Nixon;
Henry Kissinger;
David Rockefeller;
Former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam;
Former Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke;
Former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating;
Former Australian Opposition Leader Kim Beazley;
Former NSW Premier Bob Carr;
US Evangelist Pastor Billy Graham;
Ted Turner (CNN);
Kerry Packer;
Bob Carr;
Bob Hawke;
Paul Keating;
Robert Menzies;
Tony n Cherie Bliar;
Gordon Broon;
Alan Jones;
Bernard King;
Molly Meldrum;
Elton John;
John Kerr;
Justice Lionel Murphy;
Richie Benaud
Cardinal George Pell
Joseph Ratflinger - aka Pope Benedict XVI

In fact Fiona goes the whole hog and points the fickle finger of Fate at the OTO; the Freemasons; Scientologists; the Roman Catholic Church; the CIA; MI5; MI6; the Bohemian Grove dog wankers; the Bilderbergers – Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

There's only one word to sum up Cardinal Pell - this Vatican paedo hierarchy scumster: Cunt – with a large Capital C.
Yes, we realise that this 'fundamental truth' term upsets certain sectors of our politically correct society and readership – and once drove an egocentric legal beagle at Nonceland's Crown Office (HRH Voldemort McCannelloni) into 'burn the village ' / 'take no prisoners' manic menopausal madness mode when branded with the earned and fitting profane sobriquet of 'cunt' (apparently one of many slang terms in the Oxford lexicon for the femalien genitalia – as pontificated upon at great length, and with excessive pedantry, by the sensibilities-offended party, for the literary edification of a wholly disinterested Scaberdeen courtroom audience).

But there again, the word 'cunt' in plural form (cunts) so perfectly serves to describe the entire graft and corruption-ridden Masonic-infiltrated Caledonian injustice mafia – Plod Squad; SLAB rentboy bummers; disgraced money-laundering Glassie solicitors; supercilious Crown Office panjandrums; Speculative Society Law Lord dog wankers – and too the despicable filth that infests the Sturgeon's SNP police state Hollierood Parliament who ignore historic child sexual abuse complaints with impunity.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so vulnerable 'in care' children - or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist fraternity – along with their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Saturday, 20 February 2016

Egypt: Common Sense Goes Walk-About

In today’s ‘Total Insanity’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with a class act sample of illogical, topsy-turvy Alice in Wonderland socio-political shit you simply couldn't make up no matter how much booze, coke or psychedelics you guzzled, snorted or knocked back - crafted into 'ring of the anvil' dispatch hand forged format, then further embellished with bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Egypt - we all know where the fuck it is – and what it is. Pyramids, the enigmatic smirk on the face of the Sphinx - plus camel shit galore underfoot. And sand – don't forget the sand. They've got more fucking sand than Taylor-Woodpile, Costain and McAlpine Paedo Construction could use in a zillion years of knocking up substandard housing units for the buy-to-rent bankster-owned housing association cabal to lease out at great profit to Broken Britain's homeless debt slave common herd.

More to the point is the fact that Egypt now – post Mubarak dynasty - represents a Third World shithole where logic went AWOL some years back during the US-instigated and funded Ayrab Spring - and the democratically-elected government of President Morsi was ousted in a military coup led by US / Israeli Zionist sock puppet stooge, sodomite-child rapist-paedo scumbag, General Abdel Fatty el-Sissy - who has now declared himself Pharaoh Abdel Sissy Boy the First (Ruler of the Upper and Lower Nile regions; Keeper of the Royal Sandpit; Wearer of the Imperial Fez; Lord Dredger of the Suez Canal).

Even since the Biblical fantasy days of Moses (and Nasser) then the Lands of the Nile have been a fuck-up in motion – and this current era of draconian martial law / military state rule are no exception for history's pages to record – whether from socio-economic or political depression viewpoints – the Sissy regime's deranged absurdity continues unabated.

Egypt's courts of law and injustice system (sic – a joke in and of themselves) are burning the midnight oils – 24/7 – doling out rough justice - primarily in the form of police brutality - to the zillions of citizens who dared express their pros versus cons outrage viz the way their nation was being mismanaged – by Mubarak's Kleptomania Party dynastic government – or Morsi's Muslim Sisterhood clique – and now by the highly undemocratic pro-ZioNazi Sissyboy military rule regime.

But to give the courts their due – they are catching up with the backlog of offenders – with journalists, both domestic and foreign, copping the sharp end of the big stick more so than the odd carrot – along with rioters accused of rock chucking or arson or blasphemy or looting or goat rape or murder – and every other fucking breach of the criminal code a semi-sane mind can conjure up.

And the latest on the backlog list – two years in the waiting – is one right evil little twat – who now stands convicted of no less than the multiple offences of murder, inciting riots, destruction of government property and threatening Cairo's useless (let's run away) Plod Squad with a barrage of brickbats (Ed: brickbats in Egypt?) and other assorted aerial-borne crap.

Yep, this anti-Christ in the making, one Ahmed Mansour Karni, from the town of Madīnet el Fuckūmall - some 70 kilometres from the poxy sprawling slum known as Cairo – thanks to Egypt's legal system, which has morphed into a wholly dysfunctional beast under Sissyboy's martial law regime – will be joining the other 40,000 opposition supporters currently languishing in jail thanks to the government crack down on dissent (er – any fucker and their dog who disagrees with them).

For the 'common sense' record, Ahmed Mansour Karni was convicted of his crimes in absentia - as he was attending regular nursery school classes. And here lies the quandary – Ahmed is accused of / has been convicted of crimes committed in 2014 – before he was two years old – being born in 2012.
Regardless of the fact he was only 18 months old at the time he's accused of participating in riots and demonstrations on January 3, 2014 – Ahmed was swept up in an indictment listing his name along with 115 other hapless, zero legal aid defendants sentenced to life in prison this week by pro-Sissyboy regime's Judge, Tewflik al Stupido.

Although Ahmed’s birth certificate was presented to the bench of a civil court, the moronic state security apparatus (secret squirrels do it again) added his name to the list of accused to appear before a military tribunal - where his defence attorney – kindergarten nurse Fatima al Skanger - accused the presiding judge of failing to review the case and view his birth certificate before abruptly passing down a life sentence on a four-year-old child – branding him as a danger to polite society.

Well, to the Western mind this is a travesty, but from the viewpoint of an uneducated Egyptian peasant demographic, then Ahmed got off lightly with life imprisonment - (hey - even at four years old he's never gonna reach his Biblical three score n ten in a Cairo jail cell – n be lucky to turn twenty-one) – as 180 other hard core 'exercising our democratic right of protest' offenders were sentenced to death after being summarily convicted of participating in a series of violent demonstrations against the ousting of democratically-elected President Mohamed Morsi.

And here the lack of logic and common sense involved in Ahmed's conviction pales when among the 180 convicts sentenced to death (plus the 474 deaths that occurred in police custody) was blind beggar, Mustafa Youssef - for participating in a riot by shouting (in Arabic) "What the fuck's going on?" then having his guide dog, Lucky, shot by police for barking in a threatening manner - and his sad arse arrested when he refused to drop his brandished weapon – a white stick.

Thought for the day. Looks like logic went on walk-about with common sense in Pharaoh Abdel al Fatty el Sissyboy's 'modern day' Egypt. Good job the Great Satan n ZioNazi state of Israel are behind him in these oppressive endeavours - to maintain a most crooked n corrupt political status quo - and the Palestinian Gaza border crossing closed and mined, tunnels flooded and approaches sniper-targeted.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 18 February 2016

Tory Scum Nix Pro-Palestine BDS Campaign

In today’s ‘Zionist Lackey / Sock Puppet Stooge’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Achmed ibn Himar, manning the 'I-Spy more illegal settlements' monitor desk inside Hamas' special forces Super Mole Brigade tunnel system - stretching from deep inside the besieged Gaza Strip into the sovereign state of Palestine's Jerusalem capital for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Broken Britain’s Tory 'Untrustables' Nasty Party excuse for a government is to announce next week fresh draconian legislation aimed at banning local authority councils and student unions, along with other public bodies and charities, from boycotting trade goods for political reasons – with the snide legislation obviously crafted to protect crap produced by Zionist Israeli corporations in the illegally occupied West Bank of – er - Palestine.

The gospel according to the Neo-Nazi Gazette, this undemocratic foreign policy scam which ignores the UN-endorsed human rights outcry from the disenfranchised, oppressed and wholly marginalised Palestinian population of 'Palestine's' military-occupied and ever-diminishing West Bank, and invokes such criminal undertones legislation, was first proposed by the Tory hierarchy during their annual conference last October – with cabinet office minister 'Matt the Twat' Wancock tasked with formally announcing the new regulations before the Israeli Knesset during his ass-kissing visit to the illegal, rogue Zionist state this week.

The Tory's anti-Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions legislation would ban institutions that receive the majority of their funding via government sources from participating in political procurement campaigns, choosing not to buy products from companies on political grounds – with the only exception a nationwide boycott mandated by the government – such as the trade sanctions currently imposed on Russia to force them out of the Crimea – and Syria.

Speaking with a gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker tabloid, Matt 'Private Jet' Wancock opined "We need to challenge and prevent these divisive town hall boycotts fielded by bleeding heart liberals – and our new guidance rules on procurement, combined with changes we are making to how pension pots can be invested, will help prevent damaging and counterproductive local foreign policies undermining Israel's national security."

Oh yes, this is yet another stellar example of Nasty Party core values at their best – broadcast by a bloke who is too stupid to sense the hypocrisy in his moronic public accusation that the Labour Party is choker block with shirt lifters. Best he take a look at Parliament's paedo-faggot infested Tory benches first before pointing the fickle finger of fate elsewhere.

These anti-BDS campaign rules share a malodorous parallel with the restrictions imposed on local councils in 1988 by right-wing Nasty Party Slime Minister, Maggie 'Menopausal Madness' Thatcher to prevent them from exercising economic pressure on South Africa's apartheid regime by boycotting its goods – as part of Downing Street's covert deal with the Botha government to surrender to British military authorities the five nuclear weapons (supplied by Israel) stored at their underground Pelindaba arsenal before the CODESA talks ended white supremacy rule and the darkies took over the reins of power – leaving a nuke-armed Nelson Umbrella with the means to burn Whitey's ass to radioactive cinders.

What the common herd demographic need to be asking of their elected House of Conmans MPs is who the fuck are Scameron and his Nasty Party representing the interests of – Broken Britain's voting public – or the Khazar-Askenazi crypto-Jews of convenience running the Rothshite bankster cabal's crime state of Israel?

While nigh on 350 'deeply disturbed' British-based academic anorak / beardy types have vowed to boycott Israeli universities – citing Tel Aviv's illegal occupation of Palestinian land and human rights violations - and further abstain from scoffing any more kosher Babka cakes - Amnesty International spokesman O’chel ben Batachat opined to the Chosen People's Review that the Tory legislation would further encourage Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party government and the IDF military to continue unabated with their human rights violations against the Palestinian population or – er – Palestine.

The move was castigated by the Rabbi-in-Chief at London's Israeli Embassy, Orlah Snipcock, who claimed it will only sow further hatred against Israeli settlers in the West Bank and slow the non-existent peace process to a dead stop.
In support, embassy spokesperson Achzib Rosh Tahat opined to the Shifty Shylock Chronicle that the move shows the very same unacceptable and callous disregard for the sanctity of Israeli lives as the IDF thugs display towards those of the goyim scum Palestinians.

Conversely, something stinks in Tel Aviv as in the wake of the so-called 'academics' BDS protest declaration, less than a week later 150 people from the British arts world have co-signed a letter – also published in the Arse Lickers Gazette – that criticizes the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement for being anti-Semitic in nature – and its supporters as Holohoax deniers.

More worrying still is the fact that Harry Potter plagiarist author J.K. Rowling, stands firmly behind the ZioNazi racist state's right to steal as much Palestinian territory as they like – they are God's Chosen People and it is their Promised Land.
Doubtless Rowling's boy wizard might well be loosed to wreak havoc on any and all who dare back the BDS campaign. Thus BDS supporters be afraid – be very afraid, as the threadbare cliché goes.

Although BDS support is alive and well across the EUSSR, with a delegation of the European Parliament for relations with Palestine calling for an immediate end to the illegal Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories as well as the expansion of illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank and the criminal demolition of Palestinian homes.

Denouncing Israel's Naziesque 'occupation policies' in a press statement, the delegation chairwoman, Martellina Shitkicker, stated “The expansion of settlements, demolitions, forcible transfers and evictions must stop immediately. Palestinians need hope, freedom and human rights. The way to these is by ending the illegal occupation."

The EU / Brussels delegation, on a four-day official visit to the occupied West Bank, also slammed PM Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli regime for the increasing number of demolitions of humanitarian structures financed by the European Union.
“People are losing the homes that we paid for and built – and living in the cold and rain. Israeli policies violate international law and show disrespect for the EU, Israel's biggest trade partner – so as far as the BDS campaign goes – let's bring it on.”

Alas at the irony of the West Bank's situation when the sick joke of a Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud 'Sock Puppet' Abbas (whose term of elected office expired back in 2009) acts hand-in-glove with Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli occupation forces and cracks down with extreme violence and extra-judicial imprisonment on righteous and justified Palestinian opposition to the military occupation and theft of their lands.

Thought for the day. Yet a further manifestation of Scameron's Nasty Party gang's concept of 'democracy' – an executive decree enforced with neither parliamentary debate or vote.
So much for the Tory Nasty Party's observance of human rights when they tolerate the despicable abuses and war crimes of Israel's ZioNazi thugs.

But so typical of Scameron's hypocrite Tories, and their brazen hubris and contempt for the British voters and democracy. If this was Syria's Basher al Assad in question then the hue and cry would be deafening – but as it's the Rothshite crime family-owned ZioNazi apartheid racist state of Israel, then they can get away with murder – the ethnic cleansing / genocidal mass murder type of sectarian / racial butchery that Hitler and Pol Pot are best remembered for.

A point to remember, this not only applies to Zionist Israel but too toxic GMO Frankenfood / mutant crops vendors alike Monsanto and Co – and the full bevy of foul and foreign TTIP corporations once they get their evil foot in the door of UK commerce and trade.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 17 February 2016

BAFTA's Fry as Funny as Chemo'

In today’s 'Puff in a Huff' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the covert Downing Street 'insider mole' Cabinet Office hotline for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill and reporting on the controversial tittle-tattle that the Tory public school shirt lifters are planning to make homosexuality compulsory - with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Celebrity fudger Stephen 'Groucho' Fry showed his true dirty deviant colours while hosting the St Valentine's Day scheduled BAFTA awards at London’s Royal Opera House with a disgusting paedo themed joke about the Catholic church being a den of kiddie fiddling iniquity – which the politically correct mainstream media have attempted to avoid and suppress mention of - focusing instead on the nasty, sicko ‘bag lady’ joke he cracked about costume designer Jenny Beavan,

Conversely the MSM have since been embarrassed into reporting the fact that both Fry's contemptuous comments have provoked a shitstorm of criticism from a legion of his 'twelve million' Twitter followers (what sad cunts 'follow' anything this sordid and debauched dog wanker has to pontificate on?)

In a typical dummy-spitting faux outrage response to any form of criticism or reprimand from the common herd public body and / or his lickspittle fan club demographic as opposed to sycophantic adoration and praise, Fry reverted to his old tactics by lashing out at any and all who dared censure him, then shut down his Twitter account with extreme prejudice - and announced he and his tiny tots toyboy 'husband' Elliot are moving to California's faggot-central: Los Angeles.

Unless he suffers yet another of his convenient 'nervous breakdowns' and runs away to Holland again, doubtless the pedantic poufter, this sanctimonious, smug twat, will be back in the media pages faster than shit through a goose, responding to the drop in public acclaim veneration with his customary 'poor me' victim card and blaming the purposeful gaffes on his bipolar depression condition.

Excuses besides, the lewd and lurid are regular themes to Fry's sermons, as he lectures lesser mortals (heterosexuals) on points of grammar and the virtues of pink society – with purposeful intent to shock, as per his presence at the Hay Literary Festival dinner last week when he was appointed President of the event and rendered a vomitous graphic account of Gore Vidal's stay at a top London hotel and phoning a gay escort agency to arrange 'a boy' for an energetic afternoon buggery session – complete with distasteful specifics of the suck n swallow, sphincter-stretching sexual acts the escort would be expected to perform.

Hence the question must be posed - is Fry simply another digger deviant – the type of sodomite scum the Holy Bible's Leviticus refers to as 'abominations' – or is there a paedophile thread too? What might 'acclaimed' establishment celebrity Fry reveal to Operation Midland's Plod Squad investigators viz the kiddie fiddling moneyed elite that rule the roost in our once-sceptred isle – if his limp wrist was subjected to a Chinese burn?

So the public might be aware, this arse bandit scumster, to his literary acclaim, penned a twisted stage production back in 1979, while a Cambridge undergraduate: 'But Latin! or Tobacco and Boys' – (billed as “a play in two unnatural sadomasochistic acts) - with the subject matter no less than rampant pederasty at public schools which details a homosexual affair between an effete Latin teacher and his 13-year-old star pupil. Hmmm, perhaps a 'personal wish list' subject Fry had first hand knowledge of?

As the foppish egocentric host of the BBC's QI programme, back in 2013 Fry was the subject of an internal inquiry (coverup) that he had trivialised child sexual abuse during an episode of QI in which he recited a limerick about a chaplain’s paedo' desire to perform an unnatural 'beast with two backs' carnal act with a choir boy.
Oh, for the record, the Beeb rejected the complaint. Nowt surprising there then.

To add to this ignominy, Fry was one of the founders of private member’s Groucho Club, exposed as having links to a vile child pornography / exploitation scandal (The Groucho Gate Affair) and whose forum was used by a network of paedophiles and contained hundreds of web pages and links to pornographic videos and explicit images of young children and infants available for sex.

Fry, listed Number 4 on the World Pride Sodomite Power list, seems afflicted by some exaggerated sense of importance as a goggle box celebrity and comes across as being of the deviant opinion that everyone should be 'gay'.

Really, where was that term hijacked from? Gay? A bit like the scumbag Israelis patenting the term 'anti-Semitic' as their very own when half the scum are Khazar-Ashkenazi crypto-kikes such as PM Bobo Nuttyahoo - with fuck all Semite DNA in their Caucasian genes – unlike the Palestinian population of Palestine whose lands the ZioNazis have usurped – a true Semitic people.

One ponders where does Fry fit in the Linnaean taxonomy index scheme of things? As a corpulent fat-arsed gobshite marked by unqualified arrogance. A smug, holier than thou twat one finds hanging around public toilets – and an ideal candidate for Mary 'Strapon' Astor's Cliveden Set – who needs to take a long, hard look in a mirror before he goes off at anyone else.
A creature possessed by ego, who boasts he is on cordial terms with Prince Chazzer (aka Dobby von Big Ears) through his work with the Prince's Trust – which accounts as no mark of social distinction – Dobby was big bosom buddy pals with paedo sex perv Jimmy Savile too.

This effeminate 58-year old flabby slug, whose humour bears the thread of nasty malice in all he evangelises on, committed a bum bandit version of cradle snatching in January last year when he stepped up to the altar and married 27-year old Elliott Spencer - a self-proclaimed stand-up funny cunt comedian who – like his wife Fry, is also rumoured to occasionally dabble in reality.

Norfolk's local rag, the Dereham Deviant's Gazette, reported on the 'happy' (sic) occasion: "Stephen wore a white bridal dress complete with veil and bouquet of pansies - while husband Elliott was kitted out in a black suit and shirt with a Chelsea blue tie."

Thought for the day. Fry tweeted a 2011 eulogy to the BBC's celeb' paedo Sir Jimmy Savile: "Oh, Sir Jimmy Savile is no more. Spent a train journey from Leeds to London with him once. He was not as other men. Fascinating & rare: RIP".

Ref Fry's QI-recited limerick: “There was a young chaplain from King’s / Who talked about God and such things / But his real desire / Was a boy in the choir / With a bottom like jelly on springs.”

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

Only in America: The Good Ole US of A

In today’s ‘Be Kind to Animals: Zoophilia Banned’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger, manning the Great Lakes editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Michigan State Senate in downtown Lansing last week passed a new bill which mandates that individuals convicted of having sex with animals – or using animals as part of a Masonic / Satanic cult sexual act (blood sacrifice / secret society initiation rituals) will henceforth be banned from legally owning a pet or working with animals for five years.

No shit, let's hope Broken Britain's House of Conmans adopt the same legislative measures – cos that will most definitely put a damper on the pervy pastimes of the likes of Lord Peter Scandalson and his 'vermin in ermine' House of Frauds pals - and if the spank-eyed, tax-dodging Baron Gashcroft is to be granted a minor modicum of credibility, then too the Tory's snob-rat oick of a Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron – who reputedly gets his jollies from blow jobs off dead pigs – (fellatia necrophus porkus).

Michigan State Senate Bill 219, also known as Logan’s Law - which is named in memory of an underage dachshund that was buggered to death by its canine-paedo abusive taxidermist owner – (then gutted and stuffed and turned into a front door draught excluder) - passed by a 37-1 vote and is headed to the House Judiciary Committee for ratification – along with an attached 'small print' covert clause that oral and anal sex among Michigan citizens is henceforth verboten.

Thus, while pet owners and farmers might well be rejoicing over the passage of the bill, residents of the Werewolf State – heterosexuals and homo faggots alike - who enjoy a good suck n swallow gamarouche and / or bout of bum sex, are bound to be super pissed off with the final paragraphs of the 21-page bill:
'A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime of sodomy against nature (unnatural carnal copulation) - either with a man or woman or with any animal – including fish - is guilty of a felony'.

The wording of the bill, drafted by a team of bipartisan sponsors, is problematic for defining sodomy as both anal and oral sex – and equating both acts with bestiality, despite the fact that they (usually) take place between consenting humans - and are forthwith punishable with a 15 year jail sentence (in one of the US's notorious bumboy paradise prisons).

Michigan remains one of the twelve of fifty states that still have sodomy bans on the books, despite a ruling from the Supreme Court that okays blow jobs and anal sex between consenting adults – but not sheep.

So the gospel according to Senate Bill 219, a good old gam' - and anal sex -constitute immoral and abominable acts and are henceforth forbidden carnal fruits – with each other and / or stray dogs and cats. Conversely, most conspicuous by its absence in the bill, is the fact there's no provision for a parallel ban on incest nor kiddie fiddling.

Doubtless this latest affront to personal liberty in the Land of the Free will be swallowed whole by the dumb-arsed common herd collective that the American
population have evolved into due the black propaganda and treasonous acts of the ruling elite – an Ivy League WASP establishment controlled by a shitbag paedo-faggot cabal of Satanists, originally led by the Brothers Dulles and the Rockefeller clan – who, with their equally maleficent cohorts, conspired to murder Jack, then Bobby, then Martin then Malcolm, then Marley, then Lennon .... and on and on ... to the Neo-Con PNAC / 9/11 killing spree, designed to open up the Middle East and Africa to a generation of strategic hegemony military conflicts and the control of a conquered sovereign nation's fossil fuel resources.

Three hundred million Yanks – and due their macho self-righteous claptrap, they deserve each other so badly. This once-proud nation of rebellious empire-smashing iconoclasts have since devolved at a rate of knots into a bunch of bully boy cave dweller thugs that would make Cro-Magnon look like Homo Superior - beating up on Third World no-chancers – and still not winning a single match – always trounced as second-placers yet deluded by their own Nixonite 'peace with honour' bullshit.

They elected Dodger Bill twice, the moronic Bush twice, and twice again for this alien Afro-Indonesian Muslim faggot impostor, Barky – a Zionist stooge saddled with a pre-op' transgender 'wife' - Muscles Mike. And if it wasn't for master of deception 'Stan the Man' Kubrick, NASA would never have put a man on the moon.

To wit, just look who's in the running for the office of the Presidency this November: Trump and the Mena Mafia Matriarch – Hilarious Rodent Clinton. Hey, the circus has come to town, and Bernie Saunders has no chance – he's that most rare and unique of political creatures - an honest man.

And that folks, is that. Blow jobs and bum sex are out for the count in Michigan.

Thought for the day. On the subject of felching, Lord Scandalson of the Cottagers was branded with the disparaging sobriquet of 'Pet Shop Pete' while acting as New Labour PM Gordon 'Cyclops' Broon's Business Secretary, and some whistle-blowing snitch at MI5, out to ruffle a few feathers and stir the shit, circulated a medical report from a Paris hospital where Scandalson had reputedly been examined for a 'colonic obstruction' – which turned out to be a most irate and inconsolable hamster who has been fed a shot of crystal meth' then shoved up the dirty bastard's back passage during a Masonic felching ritual (apparently by fellow fudger, Nutty Natty Rothshite) - and suffered a bowel-rage 'let me out!' scratching tantrum episode when it realised it was trapped up a faggot's arse.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico paedo ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets, stoats, polecats, voles and moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the uber-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).

Monday, 15 February 2016

Scameron's EUSSR Referendum Scam

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK's Tory Slime Minister, 'Pig Sex Dave' Scameron, yesterday suffered a further bout of self-delusional euphoria and announced with an unconvincing display of dynamism that Broken Britain will continue to be a leading voice on the world stage - applying a somewhat muddled medieval metaphor marked by feudal implications - that Britain will never pull up the drawbridge and retreat from global affairs - and it is in Europe's best interests for the United Kingdom – including Sturgeon's bolshie SNP Police State 'separatist' Scotland - to stay in a reformed European Union and add Westminster's signature to the TTIP agreement as proof of the Tory's continued support for the perverted culture of unbridled consumerism – and by direct association, usurious credit card debt slavery.

Speaking off the record to one press hack from Hamburg's prestigious 'Spankodrom Gazette' outside Peppa's Bar during an evening stroll around the zoophilia sector of the notorious Reeberbahn - and while ignoring his litany of egregious deceits regarding the Nasty Party being on top of any shift of geo-political powerbases - Scameron confided that the changes he was seeking to the UK's continued membership were designed to lull Broken Britain's common herd peasant class voters into a false sense of security and convince them to vote Yes when the proposed In / Out referendum is held.

While Posh Dave might well be labouring under the flawed impression the British public demographic are going to swallow his pro-Europe arguments hook, line and sinker, he's still got to sell these demands to the bête noire antagonist leaders of the other 27 member states community at next week's summit of EUSSR head honchos in Brussels – before his Royal Arch Freemason handlers, ensconced in their Square Mile citadel, dare schedule any In / Out referendum for June – or whenever.

And here manifests a stumbling block of Biblical proportions when we consider the Tory Nudge Unit think tank scribes have purposely crafted ambiguous and diametric wording into Scameron's '4-Point Plan' - which will present a total unintelligible fuck up once it's translated into 27-plus other EUSSR community languages and regional dialects.

Additionally there will be EUSSR state leaders who maintain Scameron's demands will breach Brussels' sacred cow ideology and can only be complied with under a re-written treaty agreement – while Posh Dave himself claims it will take forever – if not longer – for any treaty deal to come into force – whereas if his proposals are okayed next Thursday (some fucking chance) then he wants the new rules to come into force immediately – if not sooner.

Conversely, the Polack President of the EUSSR Council, Donald 'Ivory' Tusk, who agreed to stick his scrawny Slavic neck out by going through the motions of brokering discussions on the UK's renegotiation process, warned that the deal remains as fragile as Scameron's credibility as a political heavyweight – with leaders particularly pissed off at any suggestion that welfare payments to their own scrounging migrant nationals arriving in the UK will be blocked.

In his final authoritarian 'tough guy' speech before next week's scheduled dog n pony show meeting, Scameron told business, political and civic leaders in Hamburg that the entire House of Conmans assembly, and too the British sheeple, would remain argumentative and strong willed to push his threadbare re-negotiation deal when it came to the subject of being further integrated into a dystopian technocratic EUSSR super state federation, controlled by a covert financial oligarchy of Satan-worshipping sociopaths.

"We have the character of an island nation - independent, forthright, passionate in defence of our sovereign Majesty's monopolistic ownership of land - and of the Royal institutions that have served us well for centuries - thus the need to protect our sovereignty has always been paramount for us."

Quite right too Dave – apart from confusing 'sovereign' with 'sovereignty' - thanks for letting that gem of a controversial point slip out. Cos if that is our position than why the fuck do we need to be part and parcel of the graft and corruption-ridden bureaucratic / political edifice that Brussels and the entire EUSSR state apparatus represents.

Obviously getting carried away with his own half-witted verbosity during the Matthiae-Mahlzeit dinner in Hamburg and monopolising the ear of Germany's 'schwein im schlüpfer' Chancellor, mangy Angie Merkel – with the skewed disclosure that Britain was an open nation and shared a long history with Germany – even if it did involve kicking their arses in two world wars during the last century.

So it looks like Posh Dave's got his work cut out, appeasing his Satanist financial oligarchy bosses 'and' the hapless British public who, according to the latest Ipsos MORI survey poll, don't trust the snob-toff wanker a single inch.

Good stuff, and let's hope he sweats a few flabby arsed pounds off with the stress. For not only has he got to sell the four major stickler renegotiation points to the likes of welfare-grubbing scroungers from Greece, Poland, Romania and too the vulgar Bulgar gyppo bloc – but even if that's a half-arsed success, then he has to sell continued membership / further integration viz the totalitarian Stasi EUSSR state to his own dissident Tory Party membership and Labour and the Lib-Dums – 'and' the British voting public.

Yet the final wording of the deal – with this fatally flawed 'emergency brake' on benefit payments to EUSSR migrants - and the UK opt-out from 'ever closer union' / federation – look set to remain a thorn in the side right up to the summit on February 18th – which is going to result in as much of a unanimous agreement as you'd get at a dogfight between sparring pit bulls.

A clique of aggie Tory backbenchers have put the hard word on Scameron and the Nasty Party's whips that if he tries to sell Britain down the river then 100-plus Conservative MPs – including Cabinet ministers - will throw their all behind the Out campaign in any future referendum he dares hold and automatically inform the brain-dead British public they need to be aware of the covert pre-drafted agenda for the progression of the EUSSR fascist super state as the national boundaries / borders map of Europe is to be re-drawn in entirety to decimate any notion of national pride and identity.

In addition to the rebellious MPs, an excess of 130 Tory councillors – for starters - have warned Scameron that he risks splitting the party and must accept his pathetic renegotiation bid had failed from day one and should now climb aboard the campaign trail train for Britain to give Brussels the finger and finally break with the voracious EUSSR monstrosity once and for all.

So much for Scameron's unqualified arrogance – while he's under orders from his shadow government Black Nobility bankster masters to promote continued EUSSR membership – without which the next step towards a single world currency / cashless society / New World Order / EUSSR Federation super state is a nipped in the bud blocked reality – although Posh Dave, due his gullible intellectually-challenged stupidity, might well have deluded himself into believing its all for the good of the country.

Conversely, We, the British people, do not want it nor are we gonna wear it. We are not part of Europe – we're an island – an insular state that once ruled an empire the sun never set on – and we do not need our historical enemies – the foul and foreign French or Germany – nor the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels' bureaucrats and their European community model - to carry on the business of life – of trade, enterprise and security – and to prosper.

Our national recession / economic depression has its roots in the Thatcherite era de-industrialisation / privatisation policies wherein national assets were sold off to 'for profit' commercial enterprises – who, in total, have, to date, made a fuck of everything they've put their greedy hands to.
Rattle Track, Notwork Rail, the National Ill-Health Service, toll roads, no more coal mines, no more shipbuilding, no more steel works – the heart, the economic crucible of our once-sceptred isle – we, the progenitors of the Industrial Revolution – de-industrialised on the whim of the maniac menopausal daughter of some kiddie fiddling Grantham grocer.

Guide: All you need to know about the Nasty Party referendum.

EUSSR renegotiation: Will Scameron get what he wants? Will it rain or go dark before next Tuesday? Is Yogi Bear a Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Referendum timeline: What will happen and when? Don't hold your fucking breath. When The City / Baron Jack'off Rothshite's bankster crime syndicate okay a date.

The view from Europe: What's in it for the 27 other EUSSR states? Even more pikey economic migrants heading to the UK on job stealing / human trafficking / welfare benefit mooching missions.

Thought for the day. 'The US has a profound interest in a strong UK staying in a strong European Union'. Yep, that's the gospel from the dog wanker US Secretary of State, 'John Boy' Kerry – speaking on behalf of his Wall Street / military-industrial cabal masters who want to see Britain shackled to their corporate control debt chain via the drop forged link that will enslave the entire 28 member EUSSR community when Brussels signs the Great Satan's top secret / no negotiations TTIP document.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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