In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Lib-Dum ‘Losers Party’ leader Nick ‘Forked Tongue’ Clegg stands accused of being at the centre of a Con-Dem Coalition coverup and responsible for ordering a blocking / gag order on the release of a string of scandalous e-mails which reveal how the fiddling twat fast-tracked £12 zillion nicker of taxpayers’ hard-earned cash to some dodgy charity linked to his slapper of a missus, Miriam.
As a result of this ‘something to hide’ strategy Whitehall mandarin Sir Fido Pitt-Bull, the government’s chief dodgy information ‘watchdog’ – allegedly acting on orders from the Ministry for Disinformation Protocols ‘and’ an unnamed Deputy Prime Minister, has now refused to release emails linked to the controversial award due the possible abuse of official position ‘corruption’ factor involved being a catalyst for generating yet another storm front of public ire and outrage over acts of malfeasance by elected government scumbags.
This scandalous ban – condemned by Clegg’s own Librarian Dummercrat MPs – follows a year-long drive by the Cabinet Office’s Behavioural Insights Team (Nudge Unit) to suppress details of how Clegg’s Downing Street advisers successfully lobbied for Ducktrust to receive automatic funding, rather than having to bid against other equally – and more deserving - charities.
The £12 zillion quid handout was ‘awarded’ following Miriam Clegg’s hosting of a mega-bucks lavish reception for the charity – which promotes teaching ducks and diverse wildfowl breeds to read – an action that led to a verbal shit-fight within Whitehall after civil service mandarins with their own agendas to pursue – and favourite charities in need of a few bob - argued that abandoning public tender procedures to favour Mrs Clegg’s silly ‘duck-book’ charity was unfair.
Following a veritable war on several government fronts by investigative press hacks from the Daily Shitraker to be provided with copies of Clegg’s incriminating emails under Freedom of Information legislation, the Information Commissioner Sir Fido Pitt-Bull has ruled they should be kept secret and locked away with the Operation Ore paedophile list and Peter Scandalson’s Paris A & E medical records in the Tower of London as disclosure would have a chilling effect and be prejudicial to the conduct of Government - and probably kick start yet another outbreak of nationwide dummy-spitting riots and a long-overdue bloody revolution.
In his ruling, Sir Fido Pitt-Bull, advised by Cabinet Office Minister Francis ‘Jerrycan’ Maude, the Tory MP for Horseshoes, to ‘bury these fucking emails – and be quick about it’ - admitted there was a public interest in the disclosure of information and processes that lead to such decisions being wholly transparent and devoid of any form of impropriety in the award – as the biased funding decision could now well have a negative knock-on effect on the ‘avian educational opportunities’ for other species of birdlife.
Conversely this primary decision was overridden by the need for Ministers to be ‘fireproof’ even if they were guilty of meddling with inflammable issues – such as stacking the deck where tender bids and specifically charity awards involving their own family were concerned.
Pitt-Bull concluded: “The withheld information contains candid and frank exchanges that were clearly conducted without engaging brain first – and in the expectation they would never see the light of day or become part of an audit and hence the cause of questions regarding possible corrupt if not criminal intent in bypassing the usual tender channels for charity award applications simply to keep the Deputy PM’s wife sweet.”
Thought for the day. So much for open door government, yet haven’t we heard it all before? Need to know basis only. In the interests of national security. Defence of the Realm. WTF next - 90 year seal gagging orders on everything?
Hmmm, the 24/7 panopticon surveillance society concept only works on the common herd – and not privileged government officials who can abuse public trust at will – and with guaranteed impunity.
Yet it all comes down to the conundrum of the arrestable class and the unarrestable class – specifically the fact the PTB labour under the misapprehension that crimes by members of the elite must be swept under the rug due the fact that prosecuting them would destabilise the system. Too fucking right it would if they all end up behind bars for their sins – then we could install an honest crew to run the fucking country – and finally track down the Devil-worshipping kiddie fiddling paedos that infest the corridors of power.
Addendum: Bet Cleggy would like to slap a gagging order on his election campaign pledges too – student tuition fee hikes, the Tory VAT bombshell, mansion tax, Constitutional reform, Sure Start protection and 3,000 extra plods on the beat - all rendered null and void after he accepted the Judas Coalition thirty pieces of silver from the Tory hierarchy.
To wit, while now going into PR salvage mode by shoving an extra £250 million quid into the Sheffield-based British Business Bank (currently in the process of being set up by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next) in a bid to help small companies survive Broken Britain’s recession-stricken flatline economic situation, no amount of positive sound bite spin can repair the political damage caused by his failure to ensure delivery of the pledged loan of a mere £80 million nicker to his own constituency’s Sheffield Forgemasters. This twat’s political career is dead in the water come the advent of the next general election.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Monday, 2 December 2013
Sunday, 1 December 2013
Badgers Trust Lobby for MP Cull
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The misconceived and insane badger cull in Gloucestershire has been called to a timely halt as insufficient numbers of the innocent nocturnal critters – TB-infected or clean bill of health - have been indiscriminately slaughtered to date to meet the proposed target head count – which the Tory’s excuse for a Farming Minister George Eustice, MP for Scamborne, blamed on setts of radical activist badgers themselves - informing one press hack from the Environmental Pillagers Review “This is a new breed of badger we’re dealing with here – they’ve developed para-military evasive tactics and learned to duck or hide underground when anyone points a gun at them.”
A similar cull pilot in Somerset was halted last October after it also failed to meet the target head count – even after being granted a three-week extension, which the buck-passing National Farmers Union have put down to ‘smart badgers’ migrating to neighbouring Wiltshire for the duration of the cull permit license.
Ron Scattford, chief sniper for the National Farmers Union told media reporters that "We’re still mulling over the reason why our kill ratio numbers are down, but I’ve got a fair idea that the little buggers are only coming out after dark – just to screw up the cull project. But we'll be back next year having learnt a lot from this season’s fubar – when our shooters have been briefed up on how to tell the difference between badgers and rabbits – and sheep – and, unfortunately in one isolated incident, ramblers and their dogs.”
Psychopathic government ministers and the homicidal brock-hating NFU falsely claim that culling badgers will curb the spread of TB in cattle –a factor which critics assert is more bullshit than is caked to the badger culler’s wellies.
Likewise Candida Mingerot from Humane Society International and Fellattia van der Gamm of the Badger Trust jointly opined to the media that the cull had been a shambles from start to finish - and a dismal failure with regard to Defra’s Bovine TB containment policy.
Ms Mingerot explained “Fer fuck’s sake, this miscarried cull is more at scent than substance as it’s the effin’ cows wot’s givin’ the badgers TB, not the other way round. It’s like New Labour’s incompetent tackling of the Mad Cow Disease outbreak –kill any fuckin’ thing that moves.”
“The spread of Bovine TB is out of control an’ the NFU an’ Defra haven’t got a fuckin’ clue how ter put a stop ter it cos they haven’t the bollocks – or brains – ter admit ter the extent of the problem an’ realise it gets carried on the feet of other animals – frogs, rats, rabbits – an’ includin’ birds tootsies as well.”
As to Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson - the very model of a modern Defra Minister - normally far too occupied preening that bloated ego to bother his pointy head with such trivia as ‘badger baiting’ – or the unresolved child sexual abuse history of one of his special needs North Slopshire constituents (Hollie Greig) - was finally ‘badgered’ (sic – no pun intended) into taking time off from his lucrative lobbying for the toxic hydraulic fracking and equally noxious GM Frankenfood crop industries to turn his attentions to the aborted badger cull.
Interviewed yesterday by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears' Marr on the BBC’s ‘Home on the Range’ programme, Paterson fielded a last resort plan - to start culling the cattle instead as unlike the shifty ‘smart sett’ badgers, cows were traditionally stupid and simply stood still while someone shot them.
Hmmm, when the only tool you possess is a hammer then every problem starts to look like a nail. How about we have a ‘politician cull’ and leave old Brock and his mates alone?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The misconceived and insane badger cull in Gloucestershire has been called to a timely halt as insufficient numbers of the innocent nocturnal critters – TB-infected or clean bill of health - have been indiscriminately slaughtered to date to meet the proposed target head count – which the Tory’s excuse for a Farming Minister George Eustice, MP for Scamborne, blamed on setts of radical activist badgers themselves - informing one press hack from the Environmental Pillagers Review “This is a new breed of badger we’re dealing with here – they’ve developed para-military evasive tactics and learned to duck or hide underground when anyone points a gun at them.”
A similar cull pilot in Somerset was halted last October after it also failed to meet the target head count – even after being granted a three-week extension, which the buck-passing National Farmers Union have put down to ‘smart badgers’ migrating to neighbouring Wiltshire for the duration of the cull permit license.
Ron Scattford, chief sniper for the National Farmers Union told media reporters that "We’re still mulling over the reason why our kill ratio numbers are down, but I’ve got a fair idea that the little buggers are only coming out after dark – just to screw up the cull project. But we'll be back next year having learnt a lot from this season’s fubar – when our shooters have been briefed up on how to tell the difference between badgers and rabbits – and sheep – and, unfortunately in one isolated incident, ramblers and their dogs.”
Psychopathic government ministers and the homicidal brock-hating NFU falsely claim that culling badgers will curb the spread of TB in cattle –a factor which critics assert is more bullshit than is caked to the badger culler’s wellies.
Likewise Candida Mingerot from Humane Society International and Fellattia van der Gamm of the Badger Trust jointly opined to the media that the cull had been a shambles from start to finish - and a dismal failure with regard to Defra’s Bovine TB containment policy.
Ms Mingerot explained “Fer fuck’s sake, this miscarried cull is more at scent than substance as it’s the effin’ cows wot’s givin’ the badgers TB, not the other way round. It’s like New Labour’s incompetent tackling of the Mad Cow Disease outbreak –kill any fuckin’ thing that moves.”
“The spread of Bovine TB is out of control an’ the NFU an’ Defra haven’t got a fuckin’ clue how ter put a stop ter it cos they haven’t the bollocks – or brains – ter admit ter the extent of the problem an’ realise it gets carried on the feet of other animals – frogs, rats, rabbits – an’ includin’ birds tootsies as well.”
As to Owen ‘Cobblers’ Paterson - the very model of a modern Defra Minister - normally far too occupied preening that bloated ego to bother his pointy head with such trivia as ‘badger baiting’ – or the unresolved child sexual abuse history of one of his special needs North Slopshire constituents (Hollie Greig) - was finally ‘badgered’ (sic – no pun intended) into taking time off from his lucrative lobbying for the toxic hydraulic fracking and equally noxious GM Frankenfood crop industries to turn his attentions to the aborted badger cull.
Interviewed yesterday by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears' Marr on the BBC’s ‘Home on the Range’ programme, Paterson fielded a last resort plan - to start culling the cattle instead as unlike the shifty ‘smart sett’ badgers, cows were traditionally stupid and simply stood still while someone shot them.
Hmmm, when the only tool you possess is a hammer then every problem starts to look like a nail. How about we have a ‘politician cull’ and leave old Brock and his mates alone?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 30 November 2013
Thus Spaketh Bonkers Boris: Mensa Rules
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bonkers Boris Nonsense, the High Panjandrum successor to Dick Whittington as Mayor of London, this week redefined the ‘Them & Us’ national community paradigm by wearing his Young Turks Club ‘Mensa Rules’ t-shirt while giving a speech at the London Kikester Centre for Zionising Britain’s annual Maggie Twatcher lecture – which civil activists picked up on faster than shit through a goose - and were quick to criticise and label as typical of the Tory Nasty Party’s inherent concept regarding the ‘Haves and Have Nots’ socio-political divide of Third World Broken Britain – now mathematically reclassified under EU political correctness guidelines by the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money as the ‘99% vs the 1% Paradox’.
Of course in Pasher Boris’s view any fucker and their dog who hasn’t been to Eton, or attended the annual ‘Trasher’s Night’ at the Bullingdon Vandalism Club and laid waste to the centre of Oxford is a thickie – a loser – a useless eating member of the common herd – the comprehensive school sheeple whose IQs have shrivelled like desiccated prunes from watching X-Factor, Big Brother and Corrie Street –‘and’ reading red top gutter press tabloids – who end up redundant and resort to begging for a low-interest loan of a square meal from their local food bank – hence why they’re labelled ‘useless eaters’.
Regardless of Boris’s great-grandfather being Ali Kemal Bonkers, the eminent Sultan of Wonga and Gatekeeper of the Sublime Porte, the progeny has turned out to be a typical upper class toffee-nosed twat you couldn’t take seriously even if he had a loaded gun in his hand and would be better suited to a job as court jester – and due his arrogant remarks has sparked a major media shit fight due his 'unpleasant, careless elitism' – and stating that the common herd are just too stupid to get on in life – and quote: “can’t all be boardroom directors or get elected as MPs and have super salaries. Some oick with no GCSE A-levels has to go out in the rain and cold to empty the wheelie bins and get their hands dirty.”
Mayor Nonsense is of the delusional belief that the stumbling blocks which life has the bad habit of throwing at us – as instanced so perfectly with second bedroom taxes, unemployment, homelessness, bankruptcy - and even social services stealing your kids then being slapped with a secret Family Court of Protection gagging order to prevent you even asking which paedophile ring they were fostered out to up in nonce-infested Scotland – are all crucial elements essential to generate a spirit of envy and make people get off their complacent arses and do something with their lives – such as go postal and kill half the neighbourhood – or alternatively into serious self-harm mode and commit suicide.
Conversely Feral Beryl McSkanger, spokeswoman for the ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door’ food bank charity, was in high dudgeon and had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Vulgarians Gazette.
“Yeah right, Bonkers Boris is another Tory silver spoon over-privileged tosspot wot’s more full of crap than a Christmas turkey wiv this stream of chat about inequality bein’ the natural order of things an’ only public school poofters wiv high IQs an’ wot knows a few Masonic secret handshakes should rise ter the top of society.”
“An’ we know by life experience that this 130 score IQ shite is a load of old bollocks cos the one’s at the top of the effin’ food chain, wot’s got all the fuckin’ money is a bunch of right thick cunts wot’s bin networkin’ through their pubic school sodomite connections ter get a leg up the ladder – then on ter the Freemason’s fudgin' club an’ kiddie fiddlin’ weekends away in the Highlands of Nonceland – bonkin’ little boys bums in the Balmoral heather.”
“Next thing they’re an MP then a cabinet minister wiv some easy mega-bucks directorship sinecure wiv the Ripoffs Banking Corp – or like this opportunistic bike-pedalling thatch-haired ponce Boris, a blunderin’ buffoon wot can’t keep his cock in his pants – makes a fuck of most of wotever he lays his hand to – married life, bein’ an MP, or that pitch he had at the Spectator – then he cops for Red Ken Livingroom’s job as Mayor of soddin’ London.”
“This latest ‘Boris-ism’ of his really gives the effin’ game away – the twat’s got the social conscience of a fuckin’ hyena on a scavvy hunt. Did yer hear wot the tosser had ter say about it woz okay bein’ an avaricious twat like that kikester Edomite Mafia Don wot tells the Bilderbergers wot ter do an’ owns Palestine – or Israel – or whatever they call the fuckin’ place now. Anyway, then he sez that tryin’ ter keep up wiv the Johnsons an’ maxin’ out yer credit card limit is wot drives the machinery of economic activity.”
Here Ms McSkanger is obviously referring to Baron Ja’ackoff Rothshite, patriarch of the London / Tel Aviv based international bankster crime syndicate, whose notorious motto echoes the philosophy of Fagin and Shylock - that 'Greed is great' – and a valuable spur to the core economic principles of payday loan usury in our flatline economy.
The Coalition’s Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg, leader of the Lib-Dum Losers Party, had this to say when interviewed by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Political Backstabbing Hour’ programme.
“Personally I condemn Boris’s inopportune remarks for writing off whole swathes of punters as being as thick as two short planks – even if it is the truth. Really, comparing the working class to a breed of dogs simply isn’t on – and then saying some of them are like the ‘poor me’ corn flakes that end up at the bottom of the packet – always whingeing about being the victims of this world – same as that Israeli leader bloke Nuttyahoo’s always doing.”
“In my opinion Boris is a politically inept clot who needs to wake up to the fact it’s the low IQ thickie sheeple – possibly Lib-Dum voters - that he’s so quick to castigate who fund his cosy £143,911 quid salary - and expenses. But due being pampered all his life he lacks the facility to see the intrinsic potentials latent in the working class - the oak tree in the acorn, so to speak.”
Ah well, c’est la vie around the Wasteminster political bear pit – dodging procrastinating civil servants and fellow politicos with blades drawn daily and not just for the Ides of March. But that’s the establishment – civil service and government – ruled by a hereditary cabal of over-privileged Eton-educated dog wanker toffs and snobs whose heads are so far up their own arses it’s a fucking wonder they can still breathe. To wit, an archaic hierarchical system and rigid culture that is long past its shelf life.
The Great and the Good – a bunch of smug cunts who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil, yet in their unqualified arrogance look down upon we peasants - ‘der untermenschen’ - the common herd sheeple – with marked disdain.
Yet this is the 1% elitist fraternity of the world that uses far more than it needs to live at a higher standard than those they are stealing from – who are known for their abuse of privilege and perverted excesses, plus an absurd, exaggerated sense of entitlement and self-importance in the natural order of things.
The bottom feeding scumsters, none hardly representative models of moral rectitude, who gain appointment to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – then contrive to conjure the very laws we must obey and live by, yet so arrogantly place themselves above such laws – especially so bribery, nepotism and pederasty.
But when 99% of humanity operates according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs and there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment – then these political task masters, possessed of narcissistic personality disorders and deranged self-righteousness – the type of people who thinks wood grows on trees – are able to manipulate the populace alike a herd of human cattle.
So yes, the fault lies with them, and more so with us, for allowing this sick state of affairs to exist and not following the stellar game-changing examples of a thoroughly pissed-off French proletariat of 1789, and the Russian follow-up of 1917.
Thought for the day. One ponders if Mayor Nonsense’s authorship will ever stretch to a ‘Boris’s Big Book of How To Win Friends & Influence People’?
Zipline Boris has been touted by Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, as a staunch favourite to assume the mantle of Posh Dave Scameron as Tory leader and Prime Minister. If this ever materialises into reality, then Gawd help us all.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Bonkers Boris Nonsense, the High Panjandrum successor to Dick Whittington as Mayor of London, this week redefined the ‘Them & Us’ national community paradigm by wearing his Young Turks Club ‘Mensa Rules’ t-shirt while giving a speech at the London Kikester Centre for Zionising Britain’s annual Maggie Twatcher lecture – which civil activists picked up on faster than shit through a goose - and were quick to criticise and label as typical of the Tory Nasty Party’s inherent concept regarding the ‘Haves and Have Nots’ socio-political divide of Third World Broken Britain – now mathematically reclassified under EU political correctness guidelines by the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money as the ‘99% vs the 1% Paradox’.
Of course in Pasher Boris’s view any fucker and their dog who hasn’t been to Eton, or attended the annual ‘Trasher’s Night’ at the Bullingdon Vandalism Club and laid waste to the centre of Oxford is a thickie – a loser – a useless eating member of the common herd – the comprehensive school sheeple whose IQs have shrivelled like desiccated prunes from watching X-Factor, Big Brother and Corrie Street –‘and’ reading red top gutter press tabloids – who end up redundant and resort to begging for a low-interest loan of a square meal from their local food bank – hence why they’re labelled ‘useless eaters’.
Regardless of Boris’s great-grandfather being Ali Kemal Bonkers, the eminent Sultan of Wonga and Gatekeeper of the Sublime Porte, the progeny has turned out to be a typical upper class toffee-nosed twat you couldn’t take seriously even if he had a loaded gun in his hand and would be better suited to a job as court jester – and due his arrogant remarks has sparked a major media shit fight due his 'unpleasant, careless elitism' – and stating that the common herd are just too stupid to get on in life – and quote: “can’t all be boardroom directors or get elected as MPs and have super salaries. Some oick with no GCSE A-levels has to go out in the rain and cold to empty the wheelie bins and get their hands dirty.”
Mayor Nonsense is of the delusional belief that the stumbling blocks which life has the bad habit of throwing at us – as instanced so perfectly with second bedroom taxes, unemployment, homelessness, bankruptcy - and even social services stealing your kids then being slapped with a secret Family Court of Protection gagging order to prevent you even asking which paedophile ring they were fostered out to up in nonce-infested Scotland – are all crucial elements essential to generate a spirit of envy and make people get off their complacent arses and do something with their lives – such as go postal and kill half the neighbourhood – or alternatively into serious self-harm mode and commit suicide.
Conversely Feral Beryl McSkanger, spokeswoman for the ‘Two Jumps at the Cupboard Door’ food bank charity, was in high dudgeon and had this to say to a gutter press hack from the Vulgarians Gazette.
“Yeah right, Bonkers Boris is another Tory silver spoon over-privileged tosspot wot’s more full of crap than a Christmas turkey wiv this stream of chat about inequality bein’ the natural order of things an’ only public school poofters wiv high IQs an’ wot knows a few Masonic secret handshakes should rise ter the top of society.”
“An’ we know by life experience that this 130 score IQ shite is a load of old bollocks cos the one’s at the top of the effin’ food chain, wot’s got all the fuckin’ money is a bunch of right thick cunts wot’s bin networkin’ through their pubic school sodomite connections ter get a leg up the ladder – then on ter the Freemason’s fudgin' club an’ kiddie fiddlin’ weekends away in the Highlands of Nonceland – bonkin’ little boys bums in the Balmoral heather.”
“Next thing they’re an MP then a cabinet minister wiv some easy mega-bucks directorship sinecure wiv the Ripoffs Banking Corp – or like this opportunistic bike-pedalling thatch-haired ponce Boris, a blunderin’ buffoon wot can’t keep his cock in his pants – makes a fuck of most of wotever he lays his hand to – married life, bein’ an MP, or that pitch he had at the Spectator – then he cops for Red Ken Livingroom’s job as Mayor of soddin’ London.”
“This latest ‘Boris-ism’ of his really gives the effin’ game away – the twat’s got the social conscience of a fuckin’ hyena on a scavvy hunt. Did yer hear wot the tosser had ter say about it woz okay bein’ an avaricious twat like that kikester Edomite Mafia Don wot tells the Bilderbergers wot ter do an’ owns Palestine – or Israel – or whatever they call the fuckin’ place now. Anyway, then he sez that tryin’ ter keep up wiv the Johnsons an’ maxin’ out yer credit card limit is wot drives the machinery of economic activity.”
Here Ms McSkanger is obviously referring to Baron Ja’ackoff Rothshite, patriarch of the London / Tel Aviv based international bankster crime syndicate, whose notorious motto echoes the philosophy of Fagin and Shylock - that 'Greed is great' – and a valuable spur to the core economic principles of payday loan usury in our flatline economy.
The Coalition’s Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clogg, leader of the Lib-Dum Losers Party, had this to say when interviewed by Andrew ‘Bat-Ears’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Political Backstabbing Hour’ programme.
“Personally I condemn Boris’s inopportune remarks for writing off whole swathes of punters as being as thick as two short planks – even if it is the truth. Really, comparing the working class to a breed of dogs simply isn’t on – and then saying some of them are like the ‘poor me’ corn flakes that end up at the bottom of the packet – always whingeing about being the victims of this world – same as that Israeli leader bloke Nuttyahoo’s always doing.”
“In my opinion Boris is a politically inept clot who needs to wake up to the fact it’s the low IQ thickie sheeple – possibly Lib-Dum voters - that he’s so quick to castigate who fund his cosy £143,911 quid salary - and expenses. But due being pampered all his life he lacks the facility to see the intrinsic potentials latent in the working class - the oak tree in the acorn, so to speak.”
Ah well, c’est la vie around the Wasteminster political bear pit – dodging procrastinating civil servants and fellow politicos with blades drawn daily and not just for the Ides of March. But that’s the establishment – civil service and government – ruled by a hereditary cabal of over-privileged Eton-educated dog wanker toffs and snobs whose heads are so far up their own arses it’s a fucking wonder they can still breathe. To wit, an archaic hierarchical system and rigid culture that is long past its shelf life.
The Great and the Good – a bunch of smug cunts who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil, yet in their unqualified arrogance look down upon we peasants - ‘der untermenschen’ - the common herd sheeple – with marked disdain.
Yet this is the 1% elitist fraternity of the world that uses far more than it needs to live at a higher standard than those they are stealing from – who are known for their abuse of privilege and perverted excesses, plus an absurd, exaggerated sense of entitlement and self-importance in the natural order of things.
The bottom feeding scumsters, none hardly representative models of moral rectitude, who gain appointment to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – then contrive to conjure the very laws we must obey and live by, yet so arrogantly place themselves above such laws – especially so bribery, nepotism and pederasty.
But when 99% of humanity operates according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs and there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment – then these political task masters, possessed of narcissistic personality disorders and deranged self-righteousness – the type of people who thinks wood grows on trees – are able to manipulate the populace alike a herd of human cattle.
So yes, the fault lies with them, and more so with us, for allowing this sick state of affairs to exist and not following the stellar game-changing examples of a thoroughly pissed-off French proletariat of 1789, and the Russian follow-up of 1917.
Thought for the day. One ponders if Mayor Nonsense’s authorship will ever stretch to a ‘Boris’s Big Book of How To Win Friends & Influence People’?
Zipline Boris has been touted by Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookies, as a staunch favourite to assume the mantle of Posh Dave Scameron as Tory leader and Prime Minister. If this ever materialises into reality, then Gawd help us all.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 29 November 2013
Judge Slams Botched Woolwich Pantomime
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The jury sitting in the Muslim xenophobia Woolwich murder trial of Michael Adebowale and Michael Adebolajo at the Old Bailey were treated to a cobbled-together CCTV film show yesterday, with photo-shop doctored footage screened of the moment Fusilier Lee Pygmy was run down by a Vauxhall Tigra belonging to the accused, then dragged into the road and hacked to death with a set of Argos Home Store kitchen knives.
Prosecutor Richard Shittam QC informed jurors that the two suspects purposely drove into their chosen victim with malice aforethought, and at a speed best described by witnesses as ‘very fast’ – outside the Woolwich 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment military barracks on Artillery Place in south east London. They then proceeded to drag his unconscious body into the middle of the road where he was - in the words of witness Mrs Gladys Patel – “Hacked at like some halal butcher choppin’ up a side of beef at yer local Greedy Grocer Pestco supermarket” - all in full public – and CCTV – view.
Mr Shittam further described how Drummer Pygmy was mutilated, decapitated and murdered by the pair of Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorists, who ambushed the hapless squaddie as he sauntered along Artillery Place, for no other reason than the fact he was wearing a Help for Heroes hoodie and was a member of the infidel armed forces that had been invading Muslim nations and waging aggressive battlefront conflicts against al Qa'eda Jihadists and non-combatant civilians alike with impunity since 2001 - under the concocted ‘war on terror’ and ‘humanitarian intervention’ banners.
After running Pygmy down with their car, they then hacked off his head in a most cowardly and callous manner as he lay motionless in the middle of the highway -without a solitary thought for the mid-afternoon traffic disruption caused by their selfish anti-social actions.
The attack was witnessed by shopkeeper Mr Liwat ibn Zamel and his fancy bit, Mrs Fellattia Sharmuta, who lives around the corner – with the former describing the vehicle hitting Mr Pygmy at a “flat out speed - like one of Bernie Ecclescake’s Formula One racing cars with that Jeremy Clarkson bloke off Topless Gear at the wheel.”
Local teenage chav, 16-year old Goodluck Crackerbarrel, who happened to be wagging school that day, had just exited the adjacent Suppository Road branch of McDonalds chew n spew eating a super-size double-whammy Barf Burger when he noticed Adebolajo kneeling down in the middle of the road chopping at the neck of a prostate body with a meat cleaver and thought to himself “WTF – that’s no way ter give some poor traffic accident victim CPR.”
The Very Reverend Winnebago Chuckabutty, pastor of the neighbourhood's gospel Church of What’s Happening Now, gave evidence to the effect that “I woz just finished up havin’ a bit of a back rub at de Happy Ending Rub n Tug Massage Salon in Rectum Place an’ woz walkin’ round de corner when I hears all dis clappin’ – a big round of applause from de spectators wot’s watchin’ dese two scallies choppin’ at one of dem rubber manikin dummies in de middle of de road.”
“Den dis officious lookin’ Community Enforcement thug bitch wiv a bullhorn shouts out ‘Okay, rehearsal’s over. Now let’s get it right this time so Take 2!” – an’ I thinks to myself ‘hey, dis am just like dat reality TV thingy.”
One female bit actor, Mrs Chlamydia Shill, went to Fusilier Pygmy's lifeless – and conspicuously ‘bloodless’ - body and stroked him like some domestic pet that had been twatted by a passing car – while Mrs Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell, a French-Namibian tourist from Cornwall broke off ad-libbing her confrontation speech to the play-blood soaked Adebolajo and went to see if she could provide first aid to the decapitated corpse.
This Dog & Pony Show evidential episode in the proceedings sparked an outbreak of giggling from the public gallery as Prosecutor Richard Shittam presented the police version of events relative to the murder - with the presiding judge, Mr Justice Dinsdale Sweeny-Todd, cautioning two gutter press hacks from the Conspiracy Theory Gazette that any further vocal expressions of their obvious amusement at the conjured evidence and scripted testimonies would be dealt with as contempt of court.
Conversely, after the proceeding had been adjourned for the day, the judge mellowed somewhat over free pints of Bitch Thumper keg in the saloon bar of the nearby Rat & Pikey pub and admitted to the erring press hacks “Okay, I’ll concede that live street theatre is always problematic, but for Heaven’s sake this Woolwich one-act play wasn’t a Stanley Kubrick repeat of the staged Apollo 11 Moon landing so no Oscar-winning actors required."
"But surely MI5, or MI6, whoever was responsible for orchestrating the pantomime’s script and choreography could have done better than hiring this posing pair of Azanto darkie clots and the Angel of Woolwich troll – the wholly preposterous Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell. The biggest mistake there was giving this bimbo slapper an actual speaking part in the performance.”
“Really, whoever’s organising these ‘Amateur’s Night’ false flag terrorist attack jobs to demonise Islam and turn white Anglo-Saxon Christians against their Big Society Muslim neighbours to spark negative reactions from the BNP and EDL crazies so they dispatch a flash mob of their thuggy types to go round fire-bombing mosques – well, obviously they need to go back to the drawing board and have a rethink on how to start a sectarian civil war so the government can enforce martial law as the current line of strategy is more fucked up than a soup sandwich.”
“This entire debacle is a circus without a tent – all that's missing was the two miscreants wearing red noses, baggy pants and floppy shoes. Personally I’ve seen better organised riots. More to the point, I’ve now got stuck with presiding over this mess of a pottage of a trial of these two Nigerian stooges who haven’t got the collective IQ of a small potted plant between them.”
"This is an even worse cock-up of a false flag fiasco than the 7/7 London tube attacks by Mohammed al Patsy and his cohorts – who were so stupid they missed their respective train connections, failed to blow themselves to smithereens for Gawd’s sake - then had the miraculous audacity to turn up at Canary Wharf and would have really up-ended a can of very nasty worms by talking to the press about God knows what tales of false flag terror attacks and being set-up stooges but for the Met’s trigger-happy SO 19 Armed Response Squad thugs turning up sharply and killing them.”
“I realise Downing Street’s cabinet office Nudge Unit are burning the midnight oil conjuring up false flag terror attack scenarios to demonise the Muslim community and ways to emulate the Busby Berkeley Boston Bombing spectacular which President Obama’s CIA and Homeland Insecurity dirty tricks department staged, but they seem to forget the Yanks have Hollywood at their disposal; whereas all Broken Britain’s got is Pinewank Studios and Hammer Horror – along with a slew of half-arsed not-fit-for-purpose provincial repertory company actors whose career zeniths are marked by appearing in an Old Headbanger lager advert – or a cameo appearance in that Bell Enders soap.”
“Really, one has to wonder where the security services are digging up these amateurs. This Woolwich fiasco must go down in the books as an even bigger security services foul-up than the Princess Diana and Jill Dando murders - and David Kelly’s assisted suicide – and don’t even mention the GCHQ’s Gareth Evans getting padlocked inside a big black North Face holdall with a vibrating jack rabbit rammed up his rear passage.”
For the public record – and too the red top gutter press tabloid’s funny pages, Adebolajo, who hails from Romford, east London, has requested to be referred to by his nom de guerre of Muad’Dib Abu Hamster in court, and Adebowale, from Greenwich, in similar fashion, as Istimna ibn Himar.
The tragi-comedy case continues.
Thought for the day. I kid you not, this pair are fingered as Public Enemy Number One Islamic terrorists, hell bent on up-ending our hated democratic freedoms – and they turn out in the middle of Woolwich on a Wednesday afternoon to cause havoc and mayhem – and lay chaotic waste to the general area - armed with a five-piece set of kitchen knives and a sharpening steel from Argos? Just who the fuck in the shadowy dark corners of the establishment is thinking this orchestrated ‘be afraid, very afraid’ scaremongering shit up – Wallace & Gromit or Wiley T Coyote?
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The jury sitting in the Muslim xenophobia Woolwich murder trial of Michael Adebowale and Michael Adebolajo at the Old Bailey were treated to a cobbled-together CCTV film show yesterday, with photo-shop doctored footage screened of the moment Fusilier Lee Pygmy was run down by a Vauxhall Tigra belonging to the accused, then dragged into the road and hacked to death with a set of Argos Home Store kitchen knives.
Prosecutor Richard Shittam QC informed jurors that the two suspects purposely drove into their chosen victim with malice aforethought, and at a speed best described by witnesses as ‘very fast’ – outside the Woolwich 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment military barracks on Artillery Place in south east London. They then proceeded to drag his unconscious body into the middle of the road where he was - in the words of witness Mrs Gladys Patel – “Hacked at like some halal butcher choppin’ up a side of beef at yer local Greedy Grocer Pestco supermarket” - all in full public – and CCTV – view.
Mr Shittam further described how Drummer Pygmy was mutilated, decapitated and murdered by the pair of Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorists, who ambushed the hapless squaddie as he sauntered along Artillery Place, for no other reason than the fact he was wearing a Help for Heroes hoodie and was a member of the infidel armed forces that had been invading Muslim nations and waging aggressive battlefront conflicts against al Qa'eda Jihadists and non-combatant civilians alike with impunity since 2001 - under the concocted ‘war on terror’ and ‘humanitarian intervention’ banners.
After running Pygmy down with their car, they then hacked off his head in a most cowardly and callous manner as he lay motionless in the middle of the highway -without a solitary thought for the mid-afternoon traffic disruption caused by their selfish anti-social actions.
The attack was witnessed by shopkeeper Mr Liwat ibn Zamel and his fancy bit, Mrs Fellattia Sharmuta, who lives around the corner – with the former describing the vehicle hitting Mr Pygmy at a “flat out speed - like one of Bernie Ecclescake’s Formula One racing cars with that Jeremy Clarkson bloke off Topless Gear at the wheel.”
Local teenage chav, 16-year old Goodluck Crackerbarrel, who happened to be wagging school that day, had just exited the adjacent Suppository Road branch of McDonalds chew n spew eating a super-size double-whammy Barf Burger when he noticed Adebolajo kneeling down in the middle of the road chopping at the neck of a prostate body with a meat cleaver and thought to himself “WTF – that’s no way ter give some poor traffic accident victim CPR.”
The Very Reverend Winnebago Chuckabutty, pastor of the neighbourhood's gospel Church of What’s Happening Now, gave evidence to the effect that “I woz just finished up havin’ a bit of a back rub at de Happy Ending Rub n Tug Massage Salon in Rectum Place an’ woz walkin’ round de corner when I hears all dis clappin’ – a big round of applause from de spectators wot’s watchin’ dese two scallies choppin’ at one of dem rubber manikin dummies in de middle of de road.”
“Den dis officious lookin’ Community Enforcement thug bitch wiv a bullhorn shouts out ‘Okay, rehearsal’s over. Now let’s get it right this time so Take 2!” – an’ I thinks to myself ‘hey, dis am just like dat reality TV thingy.”
One female bit actor, Mrs Chlamydia Shill, went to Fusilier Pygmy's lifeless – and conspicuously ‘bloodless’ - body and stroked him like some domestic pet that had been twatted by a passing car – while Mrs Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell, a French-Namibian tourist from Cornwall broke off ad-libbing her confrontation speech to the play-blood soaked Adebolajo and went to see if she could provide first aid to the decapitated corpse.
This Dog & Pony Show evidential episode in the proceedings sparked an outbreak of giggling from the public gallery as Prosecutor Richard Shittam presented the police version of events relative to the murder - with the presiding judge, Mr Justice Dinsdale Sweeny-Todd, cautioning two gutter press hacks from the Conspiracy Theory Gazette that any further vocal expressions of their obvious amusement at the conjured evidence and scripted testimonies would be dealt with as contempt of court.
Conversely, after the proceeding had been adjourned for the day, the judge mellowed somewhat over free pints of Bitch Thumper keg in the saloon bar of the nearby Rat & Pikey pub and admitted to the erring press hacks “Okay, I’ll concede that live street theatre is always problematic, but for Heaven’s sake this Woolwich one-act play wasn’t a Stanley Kubrick repeat of the staged Apollo 11 Moon landing so no Oscar-winning actors required."
"But surely MI5, or MI6, whoever was responsible for orchestrating the pantomime’s script and choreography could have done better than hiring this posing pair of Azanto darkie clots and the Angel of Woolwich troll – the wholly preposterous Ingrid Fibromyalgia Dog-Kennell. The biggest mistake there was giving this bimbo slapper an actual speaking part in the performance.”
“Really, whoever’s organising these ‘Amateur’s Night’ false flag terrorist attack jobs to demonise Islam and turn white Anglo-Saxon Christians against their Big Society Muslim neighbours to spark negative reactions from the BNP and EDL crazies so they dispatch a flash mob of their thuggy types to go round fire-bombing mosques – well, obviously they need to go back to the drawing board and have a rethink on how to start a sectarian civil war so the government can enforce martial law as the current line of strategy is more fucked up than a soup sandwich.”
“This entire debacle is a circus without a tent – all that's missing was the two miscreants wearing red noses, baggy pants and floppy shoes. Personally I’ve seen better organised riots. More to the point, I’ve now got stuck with presiding over this mess of a pottage of a trial of these two Nigerian stooges who haven’t got the collective IQ of a small potted plant between them.”
"This is an even worse cock-up of a false flag fiasco than the 7/7 London tube attacks by Mohammed al Patsy and his cohorts – who were so stupid they missed their respective train connections, failed to blow themselves to smithereens for Gawd’s sake - then had the miraculous audacity to turn up at Canary Wharf and would have really up-ended a can of very nasty worms by talking to the press about God knows what tales of false flag terror attacks and being set-up stooges but for the Met’s trigger-happy SO 19 Armed Response Squad thugs turning up sharply and killing them.”
“I realise Downing Street’s cabinet office Nudge Unit are burning the midnight oil conjuring up false flag terror attack scenarios to demonise the Muslim community and ways to emulate the Busby Berkeley Boston Bombing spectacular which President Obama’s CIA and Homeland Insecurity dirty tricks department staged, but they seem to forget the Yanks have Hollywood at their disposal; whereas all Broken Britain’s got is Pinewank Studios and Hammer Horror – along with a slew of half-arsed not-fit-for-purpose provincial repertory company actors whose career zeniths are marked by appearing in an Old Headbanger lager advert – or a cameo appearance in that Bell Enders soap.”
“Really, one has to wonder where the security services are digging up these amateurs. This Woolwich fiasco must go down in the books as an even bigger security services foul-up than the Princess Diana and Jill Dando murders - and David Kelly’s assisted suicide – and don’t even mention the GCHQ’s Gareth Evans getting padlocked inside a big black North Face holdall with a vibrating jack rabbit rammed up his rear passage.”
For the public record – and too the red top gutter press tabloid’s funny pages, Adebolajo, who hails from Romford, east London, has requested to be referred to by his nom de guerre of Muad’Dib Abu Hamster in court, and Adebowale, from Greenwich, in similar fashion, as Istimna ibn Himar.
The tragi-comedy case continues.
Thought for the day. I kid you not, this pair are fingered as Public Enemy Number One Islamic terrorists, hell bent on up-ending our hated democratic freedoms – and they turn out in the middle of Woolwich on a Wednesday afternoon to cause havoc and mayhem – and lay chaotic waste to the general area - armed with a five-piece set of kitchen knives and a sharpening steel from Argos? Just who the fuck in the shadowy dark corners of the establishment is thinking this orchestrated ‘be afraid, very afraid’ scaremongering shit up – Wallace & Gromit or Wiley T Coyote?
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 28 November 2013
Bliar Unfriended by the Mad Mudrock
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Relations between arch-vulgarian dingbat Raving Rupert Mudrock and ex-New Labour Slime Minister Tony Bliar have soured to the point of a repulsive bitterness due revelations of the latter’s leg-over carnal involvement with the Ozzie Zionist media mogul’s now ex-wife, Wendi Deng.
The divorce of the 182-year old nouveau riche Antipodean tosspot and the bloodsucking Dong – his twenty-third wife - was finalised by a US court in manky Manhattan last week.
A distraught and cuckolded Mudrock informed gutter press hacks that “I didn’t give a flying fuck about Tony being a fudging ‘Jock in a frock’ tartan kilt merchant ‘or’ a sleazebag war criminal – but when he started bonking Wendi and my people at The Sun hacked a couple of texts he sent to his poofter pal Peter Scandalson confiding that she sucks and swallows ‘and’ takes it up the arse doggy style ‘in my king-sized bed' at the California ranch - well, that’s took the fucking biscuit.”
“Okay, fair dinkum, Wendi’s nowt but a gold-digging Asian slut – which is all I seem to attract on my Viagra-fuelled pussy hunt excursions - but at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, she was ‘my’ Asian slut and not some ‘lucky-fucky’ Chink sex toy for that sodomite tosser Bliar to get a hard-on over.”
Deng, alike the shit-for-brains egocentric Barbara Thomas Judge, is yet another split-arsed neurotic networking addict, and in the latter days of her opportunist marriage to Mudrock, became obsessed with gaining a personal foothold on the top rungs of the international jet-setting social ladder and considered Bliar to be a prime conquest in achieving this goal of perma-celeb status.
In defence of the relationship, which he claims is simply ‘platonic’ with the odd bit of BD/SM slap n tickle thrown in, the now-unfriended Bliar posted a Facebook page stating that “Bendy Wendi understands my fetishes and kinks and doesn’t mind calling me Miranda when I wear her clothes – plus I adore it when she squats that bony Oriental arse on the glass-topped coffee table and takes a big poo while I lie underneath and jack off to the centrefold model in the latest Spartacus magazine. Really, I became so enamoured with Wendi I could have used her cack for toothpaste.
Hmmm, little wonder that Rupert suffered a Biblical scale sense of humour failure. One is left to ponder if the irate Mudrock will take a page from Henry II’s book and nonchalantly ask of his close-in security retainers “Who will rid me of this troublesome, cuckolding twat?”
Bliar, the dodgy Quartet’s part-time Special Envoy for Middle East Peace – a joke in itself as he spends his entire time ignoring the plight of the marginalised Palestinians, calling for NATO humanitarian intervention in Syria and a pre-emptive military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – had previously sought to overcome his little boys pederast fixation by seeking solace in necrophilia and bum sex with woolly farm animals.
This psychological aberration Bliar claims is the result of having no toys as a child and instead playing with sister Sarah’s dolls – a dilemma coupled with his loveless marriage to the grotesque Cherie which deteriorated at a geometric rate after she confessed Derry Irvine was the drunken Euan’s father – a factor that became aggravated to the point of total marital breakdown following the cut price Botox job at Kwik-Fit which left her with a gob looking like a burst car tyre in need of vulcanising.
But that’s life at the skin of your teeth for the failed barrister legal beagle likes of Toerag Tony.
Armed with a degree in Scatology from St John’s College, Oxford, Bliar got his sorry ass involved with London’s ‘rough trade’ and ended up blackmailed by Special Branch / MI5 into becoming an establishment stooge following his arrest for cottaging and soliciting cub scouts inside a Marylebone public toilet back in 1983 and sanctioned to plead under the false Charles Lynton persona before Bow Street Magistrates Court – copping a Masonic ‘nods as good as a wink’ from the Beak and a token £50 quid fine.
Bliar became a Catholic-of Convenience in 2007 just to get up close and personal with Herr Joey Ratflinger, aka Pope Benny, the Kraut kiddie fiddling ex-Nazi Hitler Youth Mk XVI model - and took his first holy communion before the altar of St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites at La Cinquina-Bumalotta on the outskirts of Rome.
So now assuming the persona of Teflon Tony he was fully inaugurated to be the New World Order’s foremost gopher and an all-out Illuminati shill pushing their fascist Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda - at the beck and call of this sinister shape-shifting reptilian Kuromaku who meddle in global affairs like some Monopoly game and instruct their Bilderberg proxies what to expedite at their annual conflabs.
Yet Bliar’s yet another prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds. The type of bloke who suffers from Cognitive Impairment where matters of the Truth are concerned and prompts you to count your fingers after shaking hands with him. A man now stricken with severe credibility issues – especially so since his faux Pauline conversion to Catholicism on the road to Perdition.
Twinned with his fudger mate, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) yet another political frog who dreams of becoming a toad - both are possessed by narcissistic personality disorders and a deranged sense of self-righteousness. The type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil – and neither representative models of moral rectitude due being stricken with the Curse of the Four C’s: Cronyism, Collusion, Corruption, and Complacency.
And what more stellar an example of this than his Prime Ministerial gagging of media reporting viz the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling paedo investigation - acting on Royal Charter instructions from the Privy Council - which originated with Tin Lizzie at Bucks Palace.
But Tony’s got what he wanted – all the glittering prizes and accolades for fulfilling the demands of his Satanic Rothshite crime syndicate masters – the notorious Edomite Mafia.
There could only be one final piece of gross hypocrisy to surpass the irony of appointing this bottom feeding scumster to the post of ‘Special Envoy’ for Middle East Peace (a sick joke in itself) – and that would be to award him the Nobel Peace Prize – alike Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama, the Kenyan cuckoo Harry Lennix clone impostor squatting in the White House.
Thought for the day. It is stated by socio-political insiders that the editorial content of The Sun remains an impeccable guide to Rupert Mudrock’s thinking. Hmmm, more tits on Page 3, anyone?
For Truth, Reason and Justice: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Tony Bliar – (international pariah and co-founder with George Dubya Bush of the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s ‘War Criminals Without Borders Club’) - or his money-grubbing sociopath condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and Iraqi children that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Moreover, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Relations between arch-vulgarian dingbat Raving Rupert Mudrock and ex-New Labour Slime Minister Tony Bliar have soured to the point of a repulsive bitterness due revelations of the latter’s leg-over carnal involvement with the Ozzie Zionist media mogul’s now ex-wife, Wendi Deng.
The divorce of the 182-year old nouveau riche Antipodean tosspot and the bloodsucking Dong – his twenty-third wife - was finalised by a US court in manky Manhattan last week.
A distraught and cuckolded Mudrock informed gutter press hacks that “I didn’t give a flying fuck about Tony being a fudging ‘Jock in a frock’ tartan kilt merchant ‘or’ a sleazebag war criminal – but when he started bonking Wendi and my people at The Sun hacked a couple of texts he sent to his poofter pal Peter Scandalson confiding that she sucks and swallows ‘and’ takes it up the arse doggy style ‘in my king-sized bed' at the California ranch - well, that’s took the fucking biscuit.”
“Okay, fair dinkum, Wendi’s nowt but a gold-digging Asian slut – which is all I seem to attract on my Viagra-fuelled pussy hunt excursions - but at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, she was ‘my’ Asian slut and not some ‘lucky-fucky’ Chink sex toy for that sodomite tosser Bliar to get a hard-on over.”
Deng, alike the shit-for-brains egocentric Barbara Thomas Judge, is yet another split-arsed neurotic networking addict, and in the latter days of her opportunist marriage to Mudrock, became obsessed with gaining a personal foothold on the top rungs of the international jet-setting social ladder and considered Bliar to be a prime conquest in achieving this goal of perma-celeb status.
In defence of the relationship, which he claims is simply ‘platonic’ with the odd bit of BD/SM slap n tickle thrown in, the now-unfriended Bliar posted a Facebook page stating that “Bendy Wendi understands my fetishes and kinks and doesn’t mind calling me Miranda when I wear her clothes – plus I adore it when she squats that bony Oriental arse on the glass-topped coffee table and takes a big poo while I lie underneath and jack off to the centrefold model in the latest Spartacus magazine. Really, I became so enamoured with Wendi I could have used her cack for toothpaste.
Hmmm, little wonder that Rupert suffered a Biblical scale sense of humour failure. One is left to ponder if the irate Mudrock will take a page from Henry II’s book and nonchalantly ask of his close-in security retainers “Who will rid me of this troublesome, cuckolding twat?”
Bliar, the dodgy Quartet’s part-time Special Envoy for Middle East Peace – a joke in itself as he spends his entire time ignoring the plight of the marginalised Palestinians, calling for NATO humanitarian intervention in Syria and a pre-emptive military strike on Iran’s nuclear facilities – had previously sought to overcome his little boys pederast fixation by seeking solace in necrophilia and bum sex with woolly farm animals.
This psychological aberration Bliar claims is the result of having no toys as a child and instead playing with sister Sarah’s dolls – a dilemma coupled with his loveless marriage to the grotesque Cherie which deteriorated at a geometric rate after she confessed Derry Irvine was the drunken Euan’s father – a factor that became aggravated to the point of total marital breakdown following the cut price Botox job at Kwik-Fit which left her with a gob looking like a burst car tyre in need of vulcanising.
But that’s life at the skin of your teeth for the failed barrister legal beagle likes of Toerag Tony.
Armed with a degree in Scatology from St John’s College, Oxford, Bliar got his sorry ass involved with London’s ‘rough trade’ and ended up blackmailed by Special Branch / MI5 into becoming an establishment stooge following his arrest for cottaging and soliciting cub scouts inside a Marylebone public toilet back in 1983 and sanctioned to plead under the false Charles Lynton persona before Bow Street Magistrates Court – copping a Masonic ‘nods as good as a wink’ from the Beak and a token £50 quid fine.
Bliar became a Catholic-of Convenience in 2007 just to get up close and personal with Herr Joey Ratflinger, aka Pope Benny, the Kraut kiddie fiddling ex-Nazi Hitler Youth Mk XVI model - and took his first holy communion before the altar of St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Catamites at La Cinquina-Bumalotta on the outskirts of Rome.
So now assuming the persona of Teflon Tony he was fully inaugurated to be the New World Order’s foremost gopher and an all-out Illuminati shill pushing their fascist Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda - at the beck and call of this sinister shape-shifting reptilian Kuromaku who meddle in global affairs like some Monopoly game and instruct their Bilderberg proxies what to expedite at their annual conflabs.
Yet Bliar’s yet another prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds. The type of bloke who suffers from Cognitive Impairment where matters of the Truth are concerned and prompts you to count your fingers after shaking hands with him. A man now stricken with severe credibility issues – especially so since his faux Pauline conversion to Catholicism on the road to Perdition.
Twinned with his fudger mate, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers (aka Vermin in Ermine) yet another political frog who dreams of becoming a toad - both are possessed by narcissistic personality disorders and a deranged sense of self-righteousness. The type of blokes who could fuck up a perfectly good anvil – and neither representative models of moral rectitude due being stricken with the Curse of the Four C’s: Cronyism, Collusion, Corruption, and Complacency.
And what more stellar an example of this than his Prime Ministerial gagging of media reporting viz the Met’s Operation Ore kiddie fiddling paedo investigation - acting on Royal Charter instructions from the Privy Council - which originated with Tin Lizzie at Bucks Palace.
But Tony’s got what he wanted – all the glittering prizes and accolades for fulfilling the demands of his Satanic Rothshite crime syndicate masters – the notorious Edomite Mafia.
There could only be one final piece of gross hypocrisy to surpass the irony of appointing this bottom feeding scumster to the post of ‘Special Envoy’ for Middle East Peace (a sick joke in itself) – and that would be to award him the Nobel Peace Prize – alike Barky ‘Drone Wars’ Obama, the Kenyan cuckoo Harry Lennix clone impostor squatting in the White House.
Thought for the day. It is stated by socio-political insiders that the editorial content of The Sun remains an impeccable guide to Rupert Mudrock’s thinking. Hmmm, more tits on Page 3, anyone?
For Truth, Reason and Justice: Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Tony Bliar – (international pariah and co-founder with George Dubya Bush of the ZioNazi Neo-Con’s ‘War Criminals Without Borders Club’) - or his money-grubbing sociopath condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and Iraqi children that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Moreover, fuck the Zionist Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 26 November 2013
ZioNazis Deride Iran Nuke Deal
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Bobo Nuttyahoo, the hard-line Jabotinskyist Prime Minister of the rogue kikester state of Israel (formerly Palestine) - the only country on the planet with a wall around it – (Fortress Isra-Hell) was far from being a happy chappie when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in Tel Aviv earlier today – and characterized the agreement signed between the P5+1 and Iran last weekend as a historic mistake – much alike the United Nations recognising Israel in 1948 following the hostile and violent usurpation of Palestinian sovereignty.
Nuttyahoo took time off from coming up with a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian problem’ to turn his clinically insane attentions to sabotaging the Geneva-based P5+1 nuke negotiations where Western white Christian hypocrites gathered in conclave to meddle in the affairs of the Republic of Iran - an Islamic sovereign state - and arrogantly debate their right to develop nuclear energy – talks which have, in Nuttyahoo’s warped version of events, left Tehran free to cobble together a few atom bombs then drop them on Israel at their convenience.
Bobo being his customary petulant self, spit the dummy and threw a foot-stamping tantrum for the benefit of amused media hacks as he not only failed to get his own way but the major powers involved with the negotiations actually sanctioned with a smile Iran’s continued playing with their nuclear chemistry set – which sort of puts a damper on any pre-emptive air strikes by the United States of AIPAC or NATO – hence God’s Chosen People are going to have to stick their mad dog necks out and go it alone – same as they did with the sneak bombing of Iraq and Syria’s half-built nuclear power stations.
“The Israeli Knesset will not permit Iran to develop nuclear weapon capabilities that equal – or Jehovah forbid – surpass those of Israel. These mad mullahs in Tehran can easily launch one of their Mohammad Ka-Boom missiles at us with an Islamic atom bomb warhead – it’s not exactly rocket science.” (Er, sorry Bobo, actually it is – as any NASA geek will confirm)
Really, more Israeli brinksmanship. WTF are these whingeing tossers on about? The Iranians have no ICBM delivery system capable of hitting Israel – yet. Are the going to send a nuke by Fed-Ex – or more fittingly via TNT Express - next day delivery guaranteed?
So as far as Tel Aviv’s Edomite Mafia hierarchy are concerned it’s infamy and shame on the hapless heads of the P5+1 Western nations that have cut this kikester-despised deal with Iran - with their Atlantic divide best buddy, the Great Satan also giving a go-ahead nod to Iran's atom-splitting.
Hmmm, more to the point is shame on the 33 nations that cast a vote in favour of the creation of the state of Israel - out of stolen Palestinian lands - on the November 29, 1947 meeting of the United Nations General Assembly.
Yet Bobo’s a past master at manipulating the perception of facts and events – which is easy when your ‘tribe’ not only own and control the global media and entertainment industries – but also the banks and hence the shekel stream – and thus all the crooked corrupt political types normally found lurking around the banks of where the aforesaid ‘shekel stream’ flows.
Resorting to the shifty Shylock stock-in-trade, albeit threadbare, paranoid propaganda line of ‘we are the victims’ hysteria, Nuttyahoo declared to anyone willing to listen to his blather that the Geneva deal threatens Israel - reiterating his past sabre-rattling threats that Israel is not obligated by any such agreement – and will defend itself by preventing Iran from developing a nuclear weapons capability that might threaten Israel’s Mid-East regional military hegemony.
Conversely, any ‘sneak strike’ back-stabbing attack against Iran – which is a ZioNazi favourite of their Mossad Kidon Unit dirty tricks department and most definitely appeals to the mad dog Israeli psyche – is fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences - hence the wily wizards of AIPAC, waving their wicked wands, need to take a care lest they let slip the latch on Pandora's box of noxious 10,000 year radioactive half-life nasties.
Meanwhile, on the gross hypocrisy front, with the controversial Geneva P5+1 negotiation now a done deal and to keep the scrutinising eyes off the worsening occupied West Bank illegal settlements situation and the despicable humanitarian crisis inside the beleaguered Gaza Strip – the Israeli scumsters are busily engaged in a global media PR ‘look good’ pantomime, helping out their Typhoon HAARP storm-ravaged little brown goyim Christian brothers in the Republic of the Philistines – with nary a flying fuck care about a bunch of 1:7 million besieged Palestinian Muslims who want their country back – and a life.
On an ironic note regarding the heavily publicised humanitarian mission to the Philippines – (more internationalism designed to generate dependence and hence subservience) the IDF’s Grim Reaper Brigade has been constantly updating its boasted achievements there through a twitter account which utilised the hashtag #IDF Without Borders - until canny BDS campaign activists exploited the paradox implied within the chosen vocabulary – that the ‘Without Borders’ referred to Israel's unbridled usurpation of Palestinian lands for their illegal settlements.
To add insult to injury, when a group of Pinoy children were filmed by the IDF’s Hasbara News cameras and asked who was their favourite ‘nation’ – the reply wasn’t exactly ‘Israel’ but “Donation!”
But the sins of Israel’s ruling Edomite Mafia are a thrice-told tale. While the IDF Smiley Face troops are handing out ‘kosher kits’ aid to their little brown brothers, the occupied West Bank territories continue to be reduced on a daily basis by the encroachment of illegal settlers and the erection of jerry built slums to house them, thrown up by Fagin Bros Construction – the very same sabra ‘patriots’ that imprisoned the hapless Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
But the illegal settlements are all a part and parcel of the nutty Knesset’s sinister ‘Lebensraum’ policy (the Hitlerian Nazi concept of stealing another nation’s lands (annexing) for breathing space).
Oh yes, no denying it - Israel’s blockade has subjected the population of Gaza to collective punishment in flagrant contravention of international human rights and humanitarian law.
Their violation of UN directives and sanctions are legion – and this vaunted immunity to the statutes of international law a shameful disgrace. Israel is a serial human rights abuser and their war crimes record is the worse in the known Universe – that surpasses anything that Hitler’s Nazis, the Daleks or Pol Pot or the Harkonens, the Klingons or the Dark Side Sith ever collectively committed.
Israel is run by a Rothshite crime syndicate directed homicidal regime manned by war criminals who don’t give a flying fuck about positive PR spin.
Make no mistake, these chutzpah-ridden Edomite Mafia barbarians labour under the delusion they’re God’s Chosen People and can do much what they like – even if their racist / apartheid ethnic cleansing / slow cook genocide policy directed at the Palestinians flies in the face of human rights legislation and the niceties of polite, civilised society.
As to the bonkers Nuttyahoo, he’s more at scent than substance. A political prima donna - a noxious narcissistic pariah labelled a bona-fide dog wanker - a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bobo Nuttyahoo or his psychopathic condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and the West Bank’s ‘Under-12’s Rock Chuckers Club’ that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day. Truth be know, the Islamic Republic of Iran have had a stockpile of nukes since Ayatollah Khomeini’s days – and the break-up of the Soviet Union which ushered in a veritable free-for-all weapons car boot fire sale – with R-36M2 MIRVs stuffed with 10 x 500 kt warheads going at $350 million apiece – and both Pakiland and Iran taking advantage of a spot of ready cash 'dirty deals done dirt cheap' business.
To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: There now exists a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too responsible orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite Edomite Mafia crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbags.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
However, thank Gawd for plucky Malaysia: http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-charged-with-war-crimes-and-genocide-complete-judgment-of-kl-tribunal/5359433
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Bobo Nuttyahoo, the hard-line Jabotinskyist Prime Minister of the rogue kikester state of Israel (formerly Palestine) - the only country on the planet with a wall around it – (Fortress Isra-Hell) was far from being a happy chappie when speaking to a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette in Tel Aviv earlier today – and characterized the agreement signed between the P5+1 and Iran last weekend as a historic mistake – much alike the United Nations recognising Israel in 1948 following the hostile and violent usurpation of Palestinian sovereignty.
Nuttyahoo took time off from coming up with a Final Solution to the ‘Palestinian problem’ to turn his clinically insane attentions to sabotaging the Geneva-based P5+1 nuke negotiations where Western white Christian hypocrites gathered in conclave to meddle in the affairs of the Republic of Iran - an Islamic sovereign state - and arrogantly debate their right to develop nuclear energy – talks which have, in Nuttyahoo’s warped version of events, left Tehran free to cobble together a few atom bombs then drop them on Israel at their convenience.
Bobo being his customary petulant self, spit the dummy and threw a foot-stamping tantrum for the benefit of amused media hacks as he not only failed to get his own way but the major powers involved with the negotiations actually sanctioned with a smile Iran’s continued playing with their nuclear chemistry set – which sort of puts a damper on any pre-emptive air strikes by the United States of AIPAC or NATO – hence God’s Chosen People are going to have to stick their mad dog necks out and go it alone – same as they did with the sneak bombing of Iraq and Syria’s half-built nuclear power stations.
“The Israeli Knesset will not permit Iran to develop nuclear weapon capabilities that equal – or Jehovah forbid – surpass those of Israel. These mad mullahs in Tehran can easily launch one of their Mohammad Ka-Boom missiles at us with an Islamic atom bomb warhead – it’s not exactly rocket science.” (Er, sorry Bobo, actually it is – as any NASA geek will confirm)
Really, more Israeli brinksmanship. WTF are these whingeing tossers on about? The Iranians have no ICBM delivery system capable of hitting Israel – yet. Are the going to send a nuke by Fed-Ex – or more fittingly via TNT Express - next day delivery guaranteed?
So as far as Tel Aviv’s Edomite Mafia hierarchy are concerned it’s infamy and shame on the hapless heads of the P5+1 Western nations that have cut this kikester-despised deal with Iran - with their Atlantic divide best buddy, the Great Satan also giving a go-ahead nod to Iran's atom-splitting.
Hmmm, more to the point is shame on the 33 nations that cast a vote in favour of the creation of the state of Israel - out of stolen Palestinian lands - on the November 29, 1947 meeting of the United Nations General Assembly.
Yet Bobo’s a past master at manipulating the perception of facts and events – which is easy when your ‘tribe’ not only own and control the global media and entertainment industries – but also the banks and hence the shekel stream – and thus all the crooked corrupt political types normally found lurking around the banks of where the aforesaid ‘shekel stream’ flows.
Resorting to the shifty Shylock stock-in-trade, albeit threadbare, paranoid propaganda line of ‘we are the victims’ hysteria, Nuttyahoo declared to anyone willing to listen to his blather that the Geneva deal threatens Israel - reiterating his past sabre-rattling threats that Israel is not obligated by any such agreement – and will defend itself by preventing Iran from developing a nuclear weapons capability that might threaten Israel’s Mid-East regional military hegemony.
Conversely, any ‘sneak strike’ back-stabbing attack against Iran – which is a ZioNazi favourite of their Mossad Kidon Unit dirty tricks department and most definitely appeals to the mad dog Israeli psyche – is fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences - hence the wily wizards of AIPAC, waving their wicked wands, need to take a care lest they let slip the latch on Pandora's box of noxious 10,000 year radioactive half-life nasties.
Meanwhile, on the gross hypocrisy front, with the controversial Geneva P5+1 negotiation now a done deal and to keep the scrutinising eyes off the worsening occupied West Bank illegal settlements situation and the despicable humanitarian crisis inside the beleaguered Gaza Strip – the Israeli scumsters are busily engaged in a global media PR ‘look good’ pantomime, helping out their Typhoon HAARP storm-ravaged little brown goyim Christian brothers in the Republic of the Philistines – with nary a flying fuck care about a bunch of 1:7 million besieged Palestinian Muslims who want their country back – and a life.
On an ironic note regarding the heavily publicised humanitarian mission to the Philippines – (more internationalism designed to generate dependence and hence subservience) the IDF’s Grim Reaper Brigade has been constantly updating its boasted achievements there through a twitter account which utilised the hashtag #IDF Without Borders - until canny BDS campaign activists exploited the paradox implied within the chosen vocabulary – that the ‘Without Borders’ referred to Israel's unbridled usurpation of Palestinian lands for their illegal settlements.
To add insult to injury, when a group of Pinoy children were filmed by the IDF’s Hasbara News cameras and asked who was their favourite ‘nation’ – the reply wasn’t exactly ‘Israel’ but “Donation!”
But the sins of Israel’s ruling Edomite Mafia are a thrice-told tale. While the IDF Smiley Face troops are handing out ‘kosher kits’ aid to their little brown brothers, the occupied West Bank territories continue to be reduced on a daily basis by the encroachment of illegal settlers and the erection of jerry built slums to house them, thrown up by Fagin Bros Construction – the very same sabra ‘patriots’ that imprisoned the hapless Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip behind a 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Hitlerian Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
But the illegal settlements are all a part and parcel of the nutty Knesset’s sinister ‘Lebensraum’ policy (the Hitlerian Nazi concept of stealing another nation’s lands (annexing) for breathing space).
Oh yes, no denying it - Israel’s blockade has subjected the population of Gaza to collective punishment in flagrant contravention of international human rights and humanitarian law.
Their violation of UN directives and sanctions are legion – and this vaunted immunity to the statutes of international law a shameful disgrace. Israel is a serial human rights abuser and their war crimes record is the worse in the known Universe – that surpasses anything that Hitler’s Nazis, the Daleks or Pol Pot or the Harkonens, the Klingons or the Dark Side Sith ever collectively committed.
Israel is run by a Rothshite crime syndicate directed homicidal regime manned by war criminals who don’t give a flying fuck about positive PR spin.
Make no mistake, these chutzpah-ridden Edomite Mafia barbarians labour under the delusion they’re God’s Chosen People and can do much what they like – even if their racist / apartheid ethnic cleansing / slow cook genocide policy directed at the Palestinians flies in the face of human rights legislation and the niceties of polite, civilised society.
As to the bonkers Nuttyahoo, he’s more at scent than substance. A political prima donna - a noxious narcissistic pariah labelled a bona-fide dog wanker - a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bobo Nuttyahoo or his psychopathic condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a pick n mix conclave of international jurists and the West Bank’s ‘Under-12’s Rock Chuckers Club’ that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day. Truth be know, the Islamic Republic of Iran have had a stockpile of nukes since Ayatollah Khomeini’s days – and the break-up of the Soviet Union which ushered in a veritable free-for-all weapons car boot fire sale – with R-36M2 MIRVs stuffed with 10 x 500 kt warheads going at $350 million apiece – and both Pakiland and Iran taking advantage of a spot of ready cash 'dirty deals done dirt cheap' business.
To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: There now exists a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too responsible orthodox Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite Edomite Mafia crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbags.
Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and transplant organ harvesting centre.
In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.
However, thank Gawd for plucky Malaysia: http://www.globalresearch.ca/israel-charged-with-war-crimes-and-genocide-complete-judgment-of-kl-tribunal/5359433
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this message. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / eavesdropping system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 25 November 2013
UK Quango Demands More Wars
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Paul ‘Botox’ Pindar, CEO of Crapita, the scandal-ridden private outsourcing firm that makes a fuck-up of every government job it touches, now stands accused of presiding over the collapse of Army recruitment and this week – uncomfortable shouldering a dynamic such as ‘failure' - made a pathetic attempt to pass the responsibility buck by blaming a lack of foreign wars for his company’s dismal management fubar to attract and sign up fresh Army recruits for the Queen’s Own 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade since being awarded the contract to seduce jobseekers with a career of getting shot at – and the ego-enhancing opportunity of adding ‘trained killer’ and ‘homicidal maniac’ to their CV.
But while Pindar’s excuses were being derided by a House of Conmans Public Accounts Committee, his moronic shout for more humanitarian interventions and foreign military conflicts in such ripe conflict arenas as Syria and Iran was roundly applauded and seconded by the likes of BAE Murder Systems and others of their war-mongering ilk who profit greatly from human misery and the physical and emotional trauma and suffering caused by the deployment of their nasty, toxic military ordnance innovations (radioactive depleted uranium munitions casings, sarin nerve gas, land mines, DIME explosive warheads, white phosphorus grenades, Black Talon ammunition and cluster bombs).
When asked to explain its failure to maintain manpower levels, Crapita’s Pindar – notorious for his toxic involvement with the ultra-evil ZioNazi neo-con shadow government Carlyle Group - arrogantly declared it was all down to potential new recruits having sweet fuck all to keep them busy.
“Soldiers join the Army so they actually have hands-on experience – like water boarding a couple of sneaky Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types – or gang raping a few burka bitches in Abu Ghraib Prison - or using a schoolyard full of Afghan sprogs for target practice.”
Pindar further claimed that recruitment had been hit by the asinine political correctness situation in Broken Britain and the failures of the Ministry of Defence under Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond’s watch to protect erring Marines from prosecution after they were kind enough to administer a humane double-tap ‘kiss of death’ to Afghan non-combatants wounded ‘by accident’.
“Really, is it in the public interest to prosecute our squaddies for killing some Third World non-entity – even if he had initially been shot by mistake? People like Hammond should be sticking up for their soldiers, not subjecting them to court marshal proceedings and ten years in the stockade for doing their job and killing people who hate our democratic freedoms.”
Margaret Oppenslimer Hodge, the notorious tax-dodging chairwoman of the time-wasting Parliamentary committee, described Pindar’s comments on war as a bit of a wake-up call and the need for someone in Downing Street to get their finger out and invade Syria – or Iran – or call up PM Bobo Nuttyahoo in Tel Aviv and find out who was next on the Rothshite family crime syndicate’s hit list – to get Broken Britain’s ailing flatline economy moving in a positive ‘uphill’ direction once again.
Conversely, the MoD declined to comment on Pindar’s pathetic excuses but sources pointed out that 5,000 members of the armed forces are still on active service in Afghanistan - dodging Taliban bullets and playing hopscotch around roadside bombs and a host of other innovative improvised explosive devices – all of whom would eventually need replacing with fresh personnel in the short term before they went totally squirly with guarding the poppy crops and ended up as hopeless case opium addicts.
(From 1994 to 1999, under CIA control, Afghan opium production peaked at 4,500 tons per annum – but under the control of the Taliban government’s killjoy ‘Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice’ dropped to absolute zero – and since 2001, with the poppy crops being guarded 24/7 by NATO / US / UK / ISAF troops, has risen to an all-time record high of 8,200 tons in 2012).
Crapita were awarded the outsource recruitment contract after British Army commanders warned that the old style Lord Kitchener ‘Your Country Needs You’ recruitment poster advert no longer worked – and this continuing shortfall in morons willing to die for Queen and country would make the government’s neo-colonial wars of aggression – such as the Iraq and Libya debacles - a lot harder to win – even with NATO’s help.
Pindar, who steps down in the New Year and will be replaced by his dodgy deputy Andrew ‘Nosy’ Parker, was finally forced to concede there had been problems with marketing strategy but claimed Crapita was confident that over the longer term recruitment targets would be met - if the Con-Dem coalition government would initiate national service conscription legislation to get all NEET teenagers into uniform and deployed on foreign battlefields for a three year ‘character building’ stint.
Thought for the day. Following the Parliamentary committee hearing, Pindar reputedly confided to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “This army recruitment down-trend snafu is playin’ fuckin’ havoc with my annual performance bonus and I’ve had to having to flog off £6 zillion quids-worth of Crapita shares and cash me effin’ pension in to pay the sodding wife’s divorce settlement.”
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Paul ‘Botox’ Pindar, CEO of Crapita, the scandal-ridden private outsourcing firm that makes a fuck-up of every government job it touches, now stands accused of presiding over the collapse of Army recruitment and this week – uncomfortable shouldering a dynamic such as ‘failure' - made a pathetic attempt to pass the responsibility buck by blaming a lack of foreign wars for his company’s dismal management fubar to attract and sign up fresh Army recruits for the Queen’s Own 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade since being awarded the contract to seduce jobseekers with a career of getting shot at – and the ego-enhancing opportunity of adding ‘trained killer’ and ‘homicidal maniac’ to their CV.
But while Pindar’s excuses were being derided by a House of Conmans Public Accounts Committee, his moronic shout for more humanitarian interventions and foreign military conflicts in such ripe conflict arenas as Syria and Iran was roundly applauded and seconded by the likes of BAE Murder Systems and others of their war-mongering ilk who profit greatly from human misery and the physical and emotional trauma and suffering caused by the deployment of their nasty, toxic military ordnance innovations (radioactive depleted uranium munitions casings, sarin nerve gas, land mines, DIME explosive warheads, white phosphorus grenades, Black Talon ammunition and cluster bombs).
When asked to explain its failure to maintain manpower levels, Crapita’s Pindar – notorious for his toxic involvement with the ultra-evil ZioNazi neo-con shadow government Carlyle Group - arrogantly declared it was all down to potential new recruits having sweet fuck all to keep them busy.
“Soldiers join the Army so they actually have hands-on experience – like water boarding a couple of sneaky Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist types – or gang raping a few burka bitches in Abu Ghraib Prison - or using a schoolyard full of Afghan sprogs for target practice.”
Pindar further claimed that recruitment had been hit by the asinine political correctness situation in Broken Britain and the failures of the Ministry of Defence under Secretary Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond’s watch to protect erring Marines from prosecution after they were kind enough to administer a humane double-tap ‘kiss of death’ to Afghan non-combatants wounded ‘by accident’.
“Really, is it in the public interest to prosecute our squaddies for killing some Third World non-entity – even if he had initially been shot by mistake? People like Hammond should be sticking up for their soldiers, not subjecting them to court marshal proceedings and ten years in the stockade for doing their job and killing people who hate our democratic freedoms.”
Margaret Oppenslimer Hodge, the notorious tax-dodging chairwoman of the time-wasting Parliamentary committee, described Pindar’s comments on war as a bit of a wake-up call and the need for someone in Downing Street to get their finger out and invade Syria – or Iran – or call up PM Bobo Nuttyahoo in Tel Aviv and find out who was next on the Rothshite family crime syndicate’s hit list – to get Broken Britain’s ailing flatline economy moving in a positive ‘uphill’ direction once again.
Conversely, the MoD declined to comment on Pindar’s pathetic excuses but sources pointed out that 5,000 members of the armed forces are still on active service in Afghanistan - dodging Taliban bullets and playing hopscotch around roadside bombs and a host of other innovative improvised explosive devices – all of whom would eventually need replacing with fresh personnel in the short term before they went totally squirly with guarding the poppy crops and ended up as hopeless case opium addicts.
(From 1994 to 1999, under CIA control, Afghan opium production peaked at 4,500 tons per annum – but under the control of the Taliban government’s killjoy ‘Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice’ dropped to absolute zero – and since 2001, with the poppy crops being guarded 24/7 by NATO / US / UK / ISAF troops, has risen to an all-time record high of 8,200 tons in 2012).
Crapita were awarded the outsource recruitment contract after British Army commanders warned that the old style Lord Kitchener ‘Your Country Needs You’ recruitment poster advert no longer worked – and this continuing shortfall in morons willing to die for Queen and country would make the government’s neo-colonial wars of aggression – such as the Iraq and Libya debacles - a lot harder to win – even with NATO’s help.
Pindar, who steps down in the New Year and will be replaced by his dodgy deputy Andrew ‘Nosy’ Parker, was finally forced to concede there had been problems with marketing strategy but claimed Crapita was confident that over the longer term recruitment targets would be met - if the Con-Dem coalition government would initiate national service conscription legislation to get all NEET teenagers into uniform and deployed on foreign battlefields for a three year ‘character building’ stint.
Thought for the day. Following the Parliamentary committee hearing, Pindar reputedly confided to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “This army recruitment down-trend snafu is playin’ fuckin’ havoc with my annual performance bonus and I’ve had to having to flog off £6 zillion quids-worth of Crapita shares and cash me effin’ pension in to pay the sodding wife’s divorce settlement.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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