Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Broken Britain’s Defence Minister, Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, the incumbent Tory MP for Runnynose, is copping a well-deserved ‘incoming’ hail of flack from multiple fronts following the Army’s axing of 3,000 hapless squaddies – now consigned to that distasteful landfill site of human endeavours – the Jobcentre – to provide companionship for the millions already scratting around in search of non-existent work placements now filled by EUSSR immigrants willing to prostitute their basic unskilled labour for less than minimum wage.
A bone of contention generating waves of further resentment and criticism centres on the fact that a majority of the soldiers chucked onto the redundancy scrapheap were sacked mere days before they qualified for a full pension, raising suspicions they were selectively targeted for the chop to save money under the Libservative’s draconian austerity campaign – which has noticeably not negatively affected the £65,00 quid salaries of the 650 MPs whiling their time away in the House of Conmans with a spot of creative accounting on their respective expense claim forms – when not busy cat-calling and back-stabbing each other.
So, do we need to be reminded of what the Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron swore on a mixed stack of Bibles, Korans and Torahs in May, 2010, before a Magistrate, two Bishops, a Cardinal and a Rabbi, about restoring the covenant between the military and the public?
This elitist smarmy scumbag has long since pawned his moral franchise and whatever credibility he ever possessed, and is beneath contempt – and no longer qualifies for a slot in the classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.
Bazzer Mc Scrote, a 40-year-old sergeant serving in the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment was to retire and be demobbed following 22 years of service and qualified for a pension pot that would be the envy of any City bankster – yet thanks to the Scameron-Clegg led Ripoffs Coalition will now have to wait until he is 65 to receive any payout.
McScrote, speaking to a gutter press hack from the red top Warmongers Gazette tabloid, explained “So much for the ethos of the Army Brotherhood an’ effin’ fellowship when yer get shit on from a dizzy height by these twats in government. Wot effin’ chance have yer got of getting’ a job in civvy street when the only skill yer woz ever taught woz ter kill people – an’ all the placements fer the Olympic Games security wiv Renta-Thug have gone already.”
“Really, just go down ter any of yer local Greedy Grocer outlets an’ see if they’ve got a vacancy fer a sniper an’ you’ll get short shrift. They just hand yer an application form wot’s printed in Cyrillic cos that’s all they employ now – carp-poachin’ pikeys wot’s the dregs of the EUSSR’s food chain.”
Until this scandalous travesty manifested its ugly head last week, the Armed Forces pension scheme ‘was’ regarded as one of the more generous in the public sector (due the higher mortality rating factor) with personnel awarded up to 40% of their final salary on the conclusion of life-threatening operational tours with the 14th Body Bag Brigade and the Queen’s Own Royal Barbarians in the illegal invasions and occupations of Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 20 June 2012
Tuesday, 19 June 2012
HS May Brands Critics ‘Conspiracy Nuts’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Broken Britain’s menopausal maniac of a Home Secretary Theresa ‘Blonde Moment’ May, the incumbent Tory MP for East Knobheads in Berkshire, has described those opposed to the introduction of hugely intrusive telephone and Internet surveillance measures as a bunch of bonkers conspiracy theorist nuts from the Chicken Little Institute for the Promotion of Mass Hysteria that need to consult one of the NHS Trust’s psychiatrists and get on a prescribed course of corrective 'loony' medication.
On Thursday the government is set to publish a draft of details of a draconian bill given the euphemistic title of the Communications Capabilities Development Programme (CCDP) which, if passed, will allow the nasty Plod Squad and intelligence services real-time access to details of all British phone calls and internet activity – and hence the CGHQ spy-ability to see whose bored missus – or daughters - you’re chatting up and grooming on Facebook with the off-chance of a sympathy shag session.
Responding to accusations that the CCDP is yet another tip-toe step along the path to implementing a fascist Big Brother state, May informed one press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that “I have no doubt the conspiracy nuts will come up with some ridiculous claims about how these proposals are an infringement of their personal liberty and freedom.”
Well, of course she did – bureaucracy-bred morons rarely do understand another’s point of view – especially so when it poses a contradictory theme to their hallowed own.
In fact the Tory bill is a rehash of the dystopian scheme originally drawn up by the previous New Labour government to utilise the threat of Islamic terrorism in order to pass repressive legislation, that was scrapped back in November 2009 due to widespread opposition from civil liberties groups, along with every other fucker and their dog.
The Home Secretary continued “If we don’t drastically modify the existing lax communications laws and implement these changes then the only freedoms getting protected will be those of the Muslim terrorist crazies who want to blow up our democratic freedoms and the Olympic Games with their black pepper and peroxide bombs.”
So, here we have a Kafkaesque scenario where someone with two brain cells still active and the ability to think for themselves, has the audacity to question the plethora of government contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in their narratives – and they are henceforth branded as a ‘conspiracy theorist’ – a condition diagnosed as a severe mental aberration indicative of galloping paranoid psychosis – and hence a suitable case for sectioning, straitjackets and compulsory treatment.
But it all comes down to reality versus rhetoric when the likes of Theresa May and her boss Austerity Dave Scameron gain election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – pedalling a rehashed brand of Tory snake oil with a Libservative Coalition label – and the stated aim of making the world safe for hypocrisy – then attempt to justify the statutes of this Communications Capabilities Development Programme with a flawed rationalisation that will not bear the eye of scrutiny upon it - whatever propaganda or 20/20 hindsight is applied as a cosmetic veneer.
Then they brand anyone questioning the dodgy motives of government as a bunch of Bolshie bastards and Trotskyists, all suffering from Opposition Defiance Disorder – with such a categorisation, and the negative ramifications this entails, being fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences.
Suffering from Oppositional Defiance Disorder, indeed. That is a condition which emanates from the vanishing character trait of ‘individualism’ and surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you – and by the gospel according to Theresa May, an aberrant mental condition that requires treatment with veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications.
Anyone want a laugh? Simply Google up ‘The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012’ – a joke in itself which does no such thing.
Thought for the day: While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his fatally-flawed Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Broken Britain’s menopausal maniac of a Home Secretary Theresa ‘Blonde Moment’ May, the incumbent Tory MP for East Knobheads in Berkshire, has described those opposed to the introduction of hugely intrusive telephone and Internet surveillance measures as a bunch of bonkers conspiracy theorist nuts from the Chicken Little Institute for the Promotion of Mass Hysteria that need to consult one of the NHS Trust’s psychiatrists and get on a prescribed course of corrective 'loony' medication.
On Thursday the government is set to publish a draft of details of a draconian bill given the euphemistic title of the Communications Capabilities Development Programme (CCDP) which, if passed, will allow the nasty Plod Squad and intelligence services real-time access to details of all British phone calls and internet activity – and hence the CGHQ spy-ability to see whose bored missus – or daughters - you’re chatting up and grooming on Facebook with the off-chance of a sympathy shag session.
Responding to accusations that the CCDP is yet another tip-toe step along the path to implementing a fascist Big Brother state, May informed one press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that “I have no doubt the conspiracy nuts will come up with some ridiculous claims about how these proposals are an infringement of their personal liberty and freedom.”
Well, of course she did – bureaucracy-bred morons rarely do understand another’s point of view – especially so when it poses a contradictory theme to their hallowed own.
In fact the Tory bill is a rehash of the dystopian scheme originally drawn up by the previous New Labour government to utilise the threat of Islamic terrorism in order to pass repressive legislation, that was scrapped back in November 2009 due to widespread opposition from civil liberties groups, along with every other fucker and their dog.
The Home Secretary continued “If we don’t drastically modify the existing lax communications laws and implement these changes then the only freedoms getting protected will be those of the Muslim terrorist crazies who want to blow up our democratic freedoms and the Olympic Games with their black pepper and peroxide bombs.”
So, here we have a Kafkaesque scenario where someone with two brain cells still active and the ability to think for themselves, has the audacity to question the plethora of government contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in their narratives – and they are henceforth branded as a ‘conspiracy theorist’ – a condition diagnosed as a severe mental aberration indicative of galloping paranoid psychosis – and hence a suitable case for sectioning, straitjackets and compulsory treatment.
But it all comes down to reality versus rhetoric when the likes of Theresa May and her boss Austerity Dave Scameron gain election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence – pedalling a rehashed brand of Tory snake oil with a Libservative Coalition label – and the stated aim of making the world safe for hypocrisy – then attempt to justify the statutes of this Communications Capabilities Development Programme with a flawed rationalisation that will not bear the eye of scrutiny upon it - whatever propaganda or 20/20 hindsight is applied as a cosmetic veneer.
Then they brand anyone questioning the dodgy motives of government as a bunch of Bolshie bastards and Trotskyists, all suffering from Opposition Defiance Disorder – with such a categorisation, and the negative ramifications this entails, being fraught with the spectre of unintended consequences.
Suffering from Oppositional Defiance Disorder, indeed. That is a condition which emanates from the vanishing character trait of ‘individualism’ and surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you – and by the gospel according to Theresa May, an aberrant mental condition that requires treatment with veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications.
Anyone want a laugh? Simply Google up ‘The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012’ – a joke in itself which does no such thing.
Thought for the day: While Orwell’s 1984 provides both alarming and prophetic insights to what a Dystopian state might manifest as, perhaps it is time, and again prudent, to remind PM Posh Dave Scameron and his fatally-flawed Libservative Coalition that the revelatory text was a ‘warning’ aimed at the common people – and definitely not a blueprint and instruction manual – Totalitarianism for Dummies - for governments to impose on their own voting public.
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 18 June 2012
Austerity Measures? Not for HM Navy
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Libservative Coalition’s pathetic excuse for a Defence Minister, Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, the incumbent Tory MP for Runnynose, issued a news release on Friday afternoon informing one press hack from the Spendthrifts Gazette that he had just signed a wanton £1 billion nicker contract for atomic reactors to power the next generation of the UK's nuclear-armed submarines.
The MoD has already set aside £3 billion quid saved since Chancellor Osborne and his gang of cut-throats slashed the cornucopia of welfare benefits previously doled out to the legions of lazy-arsed unemployed and disabled peasants sponging off the government. This will be used as an initial 5% deposit to get work underway on the new submarines scheduled to replace the Royal Navy's four ‘Tosspot’ class vessels.
The extra £1 billion in funding announced by Hammond will go towards the design and safety modifications for two of the proposed all-new Japanese tsunami-resistant ‘never-blow-up’ Fuckupshima 'False Flag II' model nuclear reactors - one for the seventh ‘Dogwanker’ class attack submarine in the navy’s fleet, and one for the first of the new nuclear deterrent missile submarines – forecast by critics and wits alike to be called the ‘Very Expensive’ class.
The Conservatives are dead set on replacing the UK's existing Tosspot class submarines, which carry strategic Shitstreak ballistic nuclear missiles and tactical deployment ‘Hit-or-Miss’ torpedoes by 2028 – if climate change hasn’t ushered in a new Ice Age and seen the world’s oceans freeze over by then – regardless of their Librarian-Dummercrat coalition partners being against a direct swap.
Apparently Dick Hardon, a token Lib Dem defence ministry gopher, spent several months researching the possibility of commissioning less costly alternatives but decided the cheapskate approach went against the historic grain of Tory policy for extravagant vulgarity and waste, so opted for the most exorbitantly-priced models available to please his masters.
Hammond, the type of person who thinks wood grows on trees and inspires people to count their fingers after they’ve been unfortunate enough to have shaken hands with him, informed the media “This government is committed to maintaining a continuous submarine-based nuclear deterrent, and following a value for money study carried out by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, we are proceeding with the initial work which is scheduled to begin immediately, if not sooner, to replace these existing submarines that are starting to leak pretty badly due all the rust and lack of painting under the preventive maintenance-deficient policies of the previous New Labour government.”
“Hence I’ve awarded the first £3 billion quid contracts for the next generation of submarines to our favoured Tory party donors at Bodger AE Systems, Bigcocks, and Ripoff-Royce. Now let’s see the Muslim types running al Qaeda’s naval department match that for a snap decision logistical first. Plus we’ll be ready with our new nuclear deterrent systems to take on the Iranian crazies when they finish building their atomic bombs.”
Conversely, New Labour’s outspoken shadow defence minister Baz McScrunt was short on praise for Hammond’s decisions, informing Andrew ‘Bat-Ear’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Squanderers Hour’ programme that “Wot planet is this twat Hammond from, I ask yer wiv this effin’ Al Qaeda navy threat?”
“Yeah, we know it already, any old excuse an’ we’re off down the hypocrisy roller coaster ride yet again. No money for welfare benefits nor the marginalised disabled or Big Society job creation schemes dedicated ter solve unemployment – wiv a salary attached. Nowt ter spare fer filling in our highway’s ubiquitous infestations of potholes either by the sound of it - but stacks of ackers ter fund new submarines fer the sodding rum, bum and baccy boys.”
“I mean, nuclear-powered submarines - wot a waste of effin’ money. They’re doin’ the same wiv nuclear reactors as we did wiv firewood an’ coal back in the halcyon, sooty days of the industrial revolution two hundred fuckin’ years ago – heatin’ water ter boilin’ point ter generate steam an’ drive a turbine. Is that how effin’ far our technology’s come?”
“So wot the fuck do they need reactors for – why can’t they simply load up wiv a pile of coal or wood? An’ yer got plenty of deadwood in the cabinet an’ coalition already, eh.”
Thought for the day. While old ‘Dandruff’ Hammond is one of the Tory Party’s sycophantic Friends of Israel pro-Zionist stooges and a leading voice for the Rothshite crime syndicate’s ‘Let’s get Iran’ lobby – hence a ‘twat’ - here we have him, hypocrisy aforethought, throwing the core principles and rectitude of the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons to the wind by sanctioning the build of stealth vehicles to transport weapons of mass distraction.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Libservative Coalition’s pathetic excuse for a Defence Minister, Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond, the incumbent Tory MP for Runnynose, issued a news release on Friday afternoon informing one press hack from the Spendthrifts Gazette that he had just signed a wanton £1 billion nicker contract for atomic reactors to power the next generation of the UK's nuclear-armed submarines.
The MoD has already set aside £3 billion quid saved since Chancellor Osborne and his gang of cut-throats slashed the cornucopia of welfare benefits previously doled out to the legions of lazy-arsed unemployed and disabled peasants sponging off the government. This will be used as an initial 5% deposit to get work underway on the new submarines scheduled to replace the Royal Navy's four ‘Tosspot’ class vessels.
The extra £1 billion in funding announced by Hammond will go towards the design and safety modifications for two of the proposed all-new Japanese tsunami-resistant ‘never-blow-up’ Fuckupshima 'False Flag II' model nuclear reactors - one for the seventh ‘Dogwanker’ class attack submarine in the navy’s fleet, and one for the first of the new nuclear deterrent missile submarines – forecast by critics and wits alike to be called the ‘Very Expensive’ class.
The Conservatives are dead set on replacing the UK's existing Tosspot class submarines, which carry strategic Shitstreak ballistic nuclear missiles and tactical deployment ‘Hit-or-Miss’ torpedoes by 2028 – if climate change hasn’t ushered in a new Ice Age and seen the world’s oceans freeze over by then – regardless of their Librarian-Dummercrat coalition partners being against a direct swap.
Apparently Dick Hardon, a token Lib Dem defence ministry gopher, spent several months researching the possibility of commissioning less costly alternatives but decided the cheapskate approach went against the historic grain of Tory policy for extravagant vulgarity and waste, so opted for the most exorbitantly-priced models available to please his masters.
Hammond, the type of person who thinks wood grows on trees and inspires people to count their fingers after they’ve been unfortunate enough to have shaken hands with him, informed the media “This government is committed to maintaining a continuous submarine-based nuclear deterrent, and following a value for money study carried out by the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, we are proceeding with the initial work which is scheduled to begin immediately, if not sooner, to replace these existing submarines that are starting to leak pretty badly due all the rust and lack of painting under the preventive maintenance-deficient policies of the previous New Labour government.”
“Hence I’ve awarded the first £3 billion quid contracts for the next generation of submarines to our favoured Tory party donors at Bodger AE Systems, Bigcocks, and Ripoff-Royce. Now let’s see the Muslim types running al Qaeda’s naval department match that for a snap decision logistical first. Plus we’ll be ready with our new nuclear deterrent systems to take on the Iranian crazies when they finish building their atomic bombs.”
Conversely, New Labour’s outspoken shadow defence minister Baz McScrunt was short on praise for Hammond’s decisions, informing Andrew ‘Bat-Ear’ Marr on the BBC’s ‘Squanderers Hour’ programme that “Wot planet is this twat Hammond from, I ask yer wiv this effin’ Al Qaeda navy threat?”
“Yeah, we know it already, any old excuse an’ we’re off down the hypocrisy roller coaster ride yet again. No money for welfare benefits nor the marginalised disabled or Big Society job creation schemes dedicated ter solve unemployment – wiv a salary attached. Nowt ter spare fer filling in our highway’s ubiquitous infestations of potholes either by the sound of it - but stacks of ackers ter fund new submarines fer the sodding rum, bum and baccy boys.”
“I mean, nuclear-powered submarines - wot a waste of effin’ money. They’re doin’ the same wiv nuclear reactors as we did wiv firewood an’ coal back in the halcyon, sooty days of the industrial revolution two hundred fuckin’ years ago – heatin’ water ter boilin’ point ter generate steam an’ drive a turbine. Is that how effin’ far our technology’s come?”
“So wot the fuck do they need reactors for – why can’t they simply load up wiv a pile of coal or wood? An’ yer got plenty of deadwood in the cabinet an’ coalition already, eh.”
Thought for the day. While old ‘Dandruff’ Hammond is one of the Tory Party’s sycophantic Friends of Israel pro-Zionist stooges and a leading voice for the Rothshite crime syndicate’s ‘Let’s get Iran’ lobby – hence a ‘twat’ - here we have him, hypocrisy aforethought, throwing the core principles and rectitude of the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons to the wind by sanctioning the build of stealth vehicles to transport weapons of mass distraction.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
2012 Olympics Ripoff Tickets Fraud
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The graft and corruption-ridden International Olympic Committee has begun a massive coverup campaign to stifle an investigation into claims that profit-bent National Olympic Committee representatives have been flogging off thousands of tickets for the London Games on the Ripoffs-R-Us.com website.
The IOC's ruling executive board met in secret conclave last night following fresh claims by reporters from News Corporation’s Sunday Shitraker gutter press tabloid that they’d successful hacked scores of text messages sent between the culprits – a list of dodgy NOC officials comprised of the usual suspects from Third World ‘Kleptocracy’ government shitholes who were selling tickets for top events at ten times their face value on the black market.
While the credibility-deficient IOC has referred the allegations to its independent Whitewash Commission for investigation, the UK's Olympics organiser, Locog, denied claims its chairman, Lord Sebastopol Cocoa, who once won a medal for jogging before being stricken with a chronic case of ‘Charmaid’s Knee’, was persuaded to hand over hundreds of extra tickets to Ms Cornstarch Jaffacake, the National Olympic Committe representative for Bongo Bongo in Africa.
The Sunday Shitraker has published a dossier of evidence collected during their two-month trail of corruption investigation, in which gutter press hacks posing as Olympic tourists filmed scores of raghead and pikey touts around London selling thousands of tickets originating from 54 separate countries on the black market for up to 10 times their face value.
More than one million London 2012 tickets for the Olympic Stadium’s 80.000 seats were distributed abroad by Locog among the nations taking part in the Games, with the mandated proviso that National Olympic Committees must ensure that their allocation is only sold within their own region. However, last month a Ukrainian Olympic senior official, Oleg Mobsaroubles, was forced to resign after being filmed by a cameraman from the Ripoffs Gazette flogging tickets for cash to Russian oligarch tourists around the Black Sea resort of Odessa.
Thought for the day: So, what’s new? Yet another bunch of money-grubbing National Olympic Committee scallies not wanting to miss out on their once every leap year chance to make a fast buck – which is nothing compared to what the OIC mandarins leech from the gravy train system – all being notorious for their demands for dedicated Soviet style road lanes, accommodations at top ranking 5-star hotels with fully stocked mini-bars, chauffeured limos and three hole whores on 24/7 stand-by.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The graft and corruption-ridden International Olympic Committee has begun a massive coverup campaign to stifle an investigation into claims that profit-bent National Olympic Committee representatives have been flogging off thousands of tickets for the London Games on the Ripoffs-R-Us.com website.
The IOC's ruling executive board met in secret conclave last night following fresh claims by reporters from News Corporation’s Sunday Shitraker gutter press tabloid that they’d successful hacked scores of text messages sent between the culprits – a list of dodgy NOC officials comprised of the usual suspects from Third World ‘Kleptocracy’ government shitholes who were selling tickets for top events at ten times their face value on the black market.
While the credibility-deficient IOC has referred the allegations to its independent Whitewash Commission for investigation, the UK's Olympics organiser, Locog, denied claims its chairman, Lord Sebastopol Cocoa, who once won a medal for jogging before being stricken with a chronic case of ‘Charmaid’s Knee’, was persuaded to hand over hundreds of extra tickets to Ms Cornstarch Jaffacake, the National Olympic Committe representative for Bongo Bongo in Africa.
The Sunday Shitraker has published a dossier of evidence collected during their two-month trail of corruption investigation, in which gutter press hacks posing as Olympic tourists filmed scores of raghead and pikey touts around London selling thousands of tickets originating from 54 separate countries on the black market for up to 10 times their face value.
More than one million London 2012 tickets for the Olympic Stadium’s 80.000 seats were distributed abroad by Locog among the nations taking part in the Games, with the mandated proviso that National Olympic Committees must ensure that their allocation is only sold within their own region. However, last month a Ukrainian Olympic senior official, Oleg Mobsaroubles, was forced to resign after being filmed by a cameraman from the Ripoffs Gazette flogging tickets for cash to Russian oligarch tourists around the Black Sea resort of Odessa.
Thought for the day: So, what’s new? Yet another bunch of money-grubbing National Olympic Committee scallies not wanting to miss out on their once every leap year chance to make a fast buck – which is nothing compared to what the OIC mandarins leech from the gravy train system – all being notorious for their demands for dedicated Soviet style road lanes, accommodations at top ranking 5-star hotels with fully stocked mini-bars, chauffeured limos and three hole whores on 24/7 stand-by.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 17 June 2012
Brit Army cover up Iraq War Crimes
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Dr Genghis Killjoy, appearing before the General Medical Council (GMC) in London last Thursday, stated for the public record before an incredulous panel that he only saw a few spots of dried blood on the cold, dead body of Mr Baha Mousa, a receptionist who was arbitrarily snatched from behind the desk of the Jolly Jihad Hotel in Basra by a bunch of belligerent squaddies assigned to the 21st Sadist Battalion of the Queen’s Own Barbarians Regiment (QOBR) in a desperate swoop to boost their insurgent arrest headcount so it didn’t negatively affect the quarterly performance bonus payout during the illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Appearing before the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service, a new arm of the GMC dealing with allegations of misconduct against doctors, the smarmy Killjoy, at the time of the offence holding the rank of captain and Regimental Medical Officer of the QOBR, disingenuously testified he did not notice the hapless victim’s catalogue of 93 separate injuries - including a broken nose, fractured ribs, teeth knocked out and amputated ears – inflicted by the army thugs acting as prison guards.
Killjoy maintains these injuries were overlooked as the deceased prisoner was wearing plastic tie handcuffs and hooded with a sandbag, as was the de rigueur policy with all Muslim terrorist suspects – men, women and children alike – during medical examinations – and too post-mortem procedures due the fact – to quote the doctor himself “These Saracen types really are sneaky bastards and might merely be playing possum and detonate a bomb they’ve got hidden up their bum.”
Dr Killjoy, a Grampian Scot who graduated as a vivisectionist from Aberdeen’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence in the notorious Bielside kiddie fiddling area of the city, denies dishonesty and misconduct in his treatment of Baha Mousa and scores of other detainees – which included a group of falsely arrested Iraqi plumbers accused of being Ba’athist supporters following a report they were guilty of fitting a ‘bath’ in the house of ‘Chemical Ali’ Hassan Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti – Saddam Hussein’s Defence Minister.
Mr Mousa, 26, was hooded, handcuffed and beaten to a pulp before he died from his sustained injuries 36 hours after first being arrested and held at the notorious Ras al Shitheap army detention centre in the southern Iraq city of Basra.
CCTV video footage of Mr Mousa’s treatment showed a gang of British army squaddies engaged in a five-a-side Snuff-a-Thon soccer match with the deceased – using him as the ball - after they grew tired of raping burka-clad female prisoners and decided to vent their collective brutal frustrations on the first hotel receptionist who came along.
Following the illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003, Basra’s Ras al Shitheap Prison racked up a worse record of human rights violations than the infamous Abu Ghraib Prison in Baghdad, in the form of physical, psychological, and sexual abuse, including torture, male and female rape, acts of paedophilia, sodomy and homicide – which constituted the most damning indictment of villainous British Army conduct since the liberation of the Falklands and the scandalous celebratory mass buggery clusterfuck of the island’s sheep population by drunken marines.
Ms Sue Fleecem QC, counsel for the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) informed the inquiry “Following his arrest while at work at the Jolly Jihad Hotel, on the ridiculous charge of looking suspiciously ‘Islamic’, Mr Baha Mousa succumbed to the horrendous injuries inflicted on him by the 21st Sadist Battalion guards manning the Ras al Shitheap Prison on the night of 15 September, 2003.”
At 21:30 hours that night Dr Killjoy was about to leave the medical post and join a cross-dressing burka extravaganza party in the officer’s mess at the nearby US military’s Camp Bucca when summoned to the detention area to attend to Mr Mousa who the guards claimed had simply ‘collapsed’ during the game of soccer and was no longer able to protest his innocence or scream when kicked.
The tribunal heard evidence from Achmed ibn Himar, also a prisoner at that time, who swore under oath that he observed Killjoy carry out a cursory examination of the prostate Baha Mousa who was still handcuffed and hooded, then pronounced his condition as ‘dead’.
One member of the prison medical team, Sgt Ron McSnitch, a man fortunately possessed with a moral conscience and a natural bent for whistle-blowing on behalf of Ox-Rat, the international human rights and wrongs abuse watchdog, gave evidence that he immediately noticed the extent of the bruising and injuries on the lifeless body of Mr Mousa, remarking to his companion as they wheeled the corpse down to the Ras al Shitheap mortuary “Look at the state of the poor twat – now we know how a soccer ball feels after a premier league match” – and proceeded to make a documented inventory and photographic record of Mousa’s ninety-three separate injuries.
In his own pathetic defence, Dr Killjoy (yet another living, breathing example of the Hippocratic Oath becoming a Hypocrite’s Oath) did admit that perhaps, with the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, he should have removed the sandbag covering the victim’s head while expediting the post mortem examination.
Here we have again an appalling episode of serious gratuitous violence meted out by nineteen vicious members of the 21st Sadist Battalion of the Queen’s Own Barbarians Regiment (QOBR) with the New Labour Minister of Defence Geoff ‘Numbnuts’ Loon and regiment’s commanding officer Colonel Jorge Scumbaggio jointly responsible for the grave and shameful events.
A 'Nuremberg Two' war crimes tribunal, anyone?
Thought for the day. It is now, finally, an established fact and on the public record - thanks to the back-stabbing super-grass, Alastair ‘Kiss n Tell’ Campbell, the treacherous Downing Street spin doctor – who, adding a new dimension to the term ‘scumbag’ - testified before the Leveson Inquiry last Friday that the illegal invasion of Iraq was kick started by News Corporation mogul Raving Rupert Mudrock, who coerced Labour PM Tony Bliar with threats of a bad press into committing British troops to the Shock n Awe attack on behalf of the US Great Satan’s GOP Republican warmongers and the moronic Dubya Bush’s neo-con administration of ZioNazi kikesters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Dr Genghis Killjoy, appearing before the General Medical Council (GMC) in London last Thursday, stated for the public record before an incredulous panel that he only saw a few spots of dried blood on the cold, dead body of Mr Baha Mousa, a receptionist who was arbitrarily snatched from behind the desk of the Jolly Jihad Hotel in Basra by a bunch of belligerent squaddies assigned to the 21st Sadist Battalion of the Queen’s Own Barbarians Regiment (QOBR) in a desperate swoop to boost their insurgent arrest headcount so it didn’t negatively affect the quarterly performance bonus payout during the illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Appearing before the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service, a new arm of the GMC dealing with allegations of misconduct against doctors, the smarmy Killjoy, at the time of the offence holding the rank of captain and Regimental Medical Officer of the QOBR, disingenuously testified he did not notice the hapless victim’s catalogue of 93 separate injuries - including a broken nose, fractured ribs, teeth knocked out and amputated ears – inflicted by the army thugs acting as prison guards.
Killjoy maintains these injuries were overlooked as the deceased prisoner was wearing plastic tie handcuffs and hooded with a sandbag, as was the de rigueur policy with all Muslim terrorist suspects – men, women and children alike – during medical examinations – and too post-mortem procedures due the fact – to quote the doctor himself “These Saracen types really are sneaky bastards and might merely be playing possum and detonate a bomb they’ve got hidden up their bum.”
Dr Killjoy, a Grampian Scot who graduated as a vivisectionist from Aberdeen’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence in the notorious Bielside kiddie fiddling area of the city, denies dishonesty and misconduct in his treatment of Baha Mousa and scores of other detainees – which included a group of falsely arrested Iraqi plumbers accused of being Ba’athist supporters following a report they were guilty of fitting a ‘bath’ in the house of ‘Chemical Ali’ Hassan Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti – Saddam Hussein’s Defence Minister.
Mr Mousa, 26, was hooded, handcuffed and beaten to a pulp before he died from his sustained injuries 36 hours after first being arrested and held at the notorious Ras al Shitheap army detention centre in the southern Iraq city of Basra.
CCTV video footage of Mr Mousa’s treatment showed a gang of British army squaddies engaged in a five-a-side Snuff-a-Thon soccer match with the deceased – using him as the ball - after they grew tired of raping burka-clad female prisoners and decided to vent their collective brutal frustrations on the first hotel receptionist who came along.
Following the illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003, Basra’s Ras al Shitheap Prison racked up a worse record of human rights violations than the infamous Abu Ghraib Prison in Baghdad, in the form of physical, psychological, and sexual abuse, including torture, male and female rape, acts of paedophilia, sodomy and homicide – which constituted the most damning indictment of villainous British Army conduct since the liberation of the Falklands and the scandalous celebratory mass buggery clusterfuck of the island’s sheep population by drunken marines.
Ms Sue Fleecem QC, counsel for the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) informed the inquiry “Following his arrest while at work at the Jolly Jihad Hotel, on the ridiculous charge of looking suspiciously ‘Islamic’, Mr Baha Mousa succumbed to the horrendous injuries inflicted on him by the 21st Sadist Battalion guards manning the Ras al Shitheap Prison on the night of 15 September, 2003.”
At 21:30 hours that night Dr Killjoy was about to leave the medical post and join a cross-dressing burka extravaganza party in the officer’s mess at the nearby US military’s Camp Bucca when summoned to the detention area to attend to Mr Mousa who the guards claimed had simply ‘collapsed’ during the game of soccer and was no longer able to protest his innocence or scream when kicked.
The tribunal heard evidence from Achmed ibn Himar, also a prisoner at that time, who swore under oath that he observed Killjoy carry out a cursory examination of the prostate Baha Mousa who was still handcuffed and hooded, then pronounced his condition as ‘dead’.
One member of the prison medical team, Sgt Ron McSnitch, a man fortunately possessed with a moral conscience and a natural bent for whistle-blowing on behalf of Ox-Rat, the international human rights and wrongs abuse watchdog, gave evidence that he immediately noticed the extent of the bruising and injuries on the lifeless body of Mr Mousa, remarking to his companion as they wheeled the corpse down to the Ras al Shitheap mortuary “Look at the state of the poor twat – now we know how a soccer ball feels after a premier league match” – and proceeded to make a documented inventory and photographic record of Mousa’s ninety-three separate injuries.
In his own pathetic defence, Dr Killjoy (yet another living, breathing example of the Hippocratic Oath becoming a Hypocrite’s Oath) did admit that perhaps, with the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, he should have removed the sandbag covering the victim’s head while expediting the post mortem examination.
Here we have again an appalling episode of serious gratuitous violence meted out by nineteen vicious members of the 21st Sadist Battalion of the Queen’s Own Barbarians Regiment (QOBR) with the New Labour Minister of Defence Geoff ‘Numbnuts’ Loon and regiment’s commanding officer Colonel Jorge Scumbaggio jointly responsible for the grave and shameful events.
A 'Nuremberg Two' war crimes tribunal, anyone?
Thought for the day. It is now, finally, an established fact and on the public record - thanks to the back-stabbing super-grass, Alastair ‘Kiss n Tell’ Campbell, the treacherous Downing Street spin doctor – who, adding a new dimension to the term ‘scumbag’ - testified before the Leveson Inquiry last Friday that the illegal invasion of Iraq was kick started by News Corporation mogul Raving Rupert Mudrock, who coerced Labour PM Tony Bliar with threats of a bad press into committing British troops to the Shock n Awe attack on behalf of the US Great Satan’s GOP Republican warmongers and the moronic Dubya Bush’s neo-con administration of ZioNazi kikesters.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 16 June 2012
Congo Rebellion Threat to Cellphone Industry
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The corporate-stooge United Nations envoy to the Undemocratic Republic of the Congo has warned that an armed insurrection led by two warlords operating in the eastern provinces is threatening the security of the coltan and conflict diamond mines – and if not stamped out could lead to an outbreak of systematic rebellion across entire swathes of the known Universe.
Roger Meece, a career Zionist gopher appointed the US Great Satan’s ‘Special Representative’ to head the ludicrously-titled UN Organization Stabilization Mission in the Undemocratic Republic of the Congo (MONUSCO), informed the UN Security Council that in his unqualified, biased opinion, it was vital to put an end to the mutiny led by rebel leaders General Twattani Jaffacake and Colonel N’kunta Chuckabutty against the foreign domination of their socio-economic systems and maintenance of political stooges in Kinshasa.
Meece claims the rebellion, which poses a real time hazard to the credibility of the puppet government of the Western-backed President for Life General Wormhole Bongo Coconut and now threatens to destabilise Rio Ripoff Mining’s coltan extraction and processing - and hence dramatically increases the collapse of the mega-bucks cellphone industry that depends on the rare mineral – along with the equally unobtainium ‘mallardite’ – a super-conducting precious metal extracted from the excrement of the Congolese breed of lesser spotted shoveller ducks – a species indigenous to the shores of Lake O’Dinga in the South Kivu province.
Calling on the UN to sanction the brigade-strength deployment of US Africom proxy forces to combat the National Congress for the Defence of the People (CNDP) militias and secure De Beers diamond mining operations along with the supplies of coltan and Lake O’Dinga duck shit, Meece warned that the share prices of mobile phone manufacturing corporations could plummet if the supply of coltan – now seized by the CNDP forces loyal to General Jaffacake and being sold to China - was not re-secured – and might well kick start another global stock market crash.
Speaking to a press hack from the Neo-Colonial Review, Meece confided that “No shit, my ear’s broken – first with the head honchos of JP Moron and Gold-in-Sacks on the phone from Wall Street every five minutes demanding my team protect their business interests in the coltan / cellphone industry – then I’ve got either some heavy from the Rothshite crime syndicate in London or that nasty Mr Oppenslimer himself on the blower from Tel Aviv demanding we do the same for their De Beers diamond mining syndicate.”
According to one report in this week’s Warmongers Gazette, the Pentagon had authorised a series of covert strikes by their Somalia-based UAV MQ-9 Predator ‘assassination drones’ but with the DCR being blanketed in dense jungle and not a desert wasteland like Afghanistan, Pakiland and Yemen, then the Shitstreak and Shitehawk missiles were deployed to little effect – apart from causing fear and alarm to troops of monkeys.
Suggestions from the Pentagon’s Joint Chiefs of Staff ‘Psycho Unit’ to simply nuke the Congo’s entire South Kivu province to eliminate the rebel forces were discounted when it was pointed out that such drastic action, while achieving the desired military objective, would also leave a very big hole in the ground, wipe out the ‘mallardite’ duck flocks and contaminate the entire coltan mining area with radioactivity for the next 90,000 years.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The corporate-stooge United Nations envoy to the Undemocratic Republic of the Congo has warned that an armed insurrection led by two warlords operating in the eastern provinces is threatening the security of the coltan and conflict diamond mines – and if not stamped out could lead to an outbreak of systematic rebellion across entire swathes of the known Universe.
Roger Meece, a career Zionist gopher appointed the US Great Satan’s ‘Special Representative’ to head the ludicrously-titled UN Organization Stabilization Mission in the Undemocratic Republic of the Congo (MONUSCO), informed the UN Security Council that in his unqualified, biased opinion, it was vital to put an end to the mutiny led by rebel leaders General Twattani Jaffacake and Colonel N’kunta Chuckabutty against the foreign domination of their socio-economic systems and maintenance of political stooges in Kinshasa.
Meece claims the rebellion, which poses a real time hazard to the credibility of the puppet government of the Western-backed President for Life General Wormhole Bongo Coconut and now threatens to destabilise Rio Ripoff Mining’s coltan extraction and processing - and hence dramatically increases the collapse of the mega-bucks cellphone industry that depends on the rare mineral – along with the equally unobtainium ‘mallardite’ – a super-conducting precious metal extracted from the excrement of the Congolese breed of lesser spotted shoveller ducks – a species indigenous to the shores of Lake O’Dinga in the South Kivu province.
Calling on the UN to sanction the brigade-strength deployment of US Africom proxy forces to combat the National Congress for the Defence of the People (CNDP) militias and secure De Beers diamond mining operations along with the supplies of coltan and Lake O’Dinga duck shit, Meece warned that the share prices of mobile phone manufacturing corporations could plummet if the supply of coltan – now seized by the CNDP forces loyal to General Jaffacake and being sold to China - was not re-secured – and might well kick start another global stock market crash.
Speaking to a press hack from the Neo-Colonial Review, Meece confided that “No shit, my ear’s broken – first with the head honchos of JP Moron and Gold-in-Sacks on the phone from Wall Street every five minutes demanding my team protect their business interests in the coltan / cellphone industry – then I’ve got either some heavy from the Rothshite crime syndicate in London or that nasty Mr Oppenslimer himself on the blower from Tel Aviv demanding we do the same for their De Beers diamond mining syndicate.”
According to one report in this week’s Warmongers Gazette, the Pentagon had authorised a series of covert strikes by their Somalia-based UAV MQ-9 Predator ‘assassination drones’ but with the DCR being blanketed in dense jungle and not a desert wasteland like Afghanistan, Pakiland and Yemen, then the Shitstreak and Shitehawk missiles were deployed to little effect – apart from causing fear and alarm to troops of monkeys.
Suggestions from the Pentagon’s Joint Chiefs of Staff ‘Psycho Unit’ to simply nuke the Congo’s entire South Kivu province to eliminate the rebel forces were discounted when it was pointed out that such drastic action, while achieving the desired military objective, would also leave a very big hole in the ground, wipe out the ‘mallardite’ duck flocks and contaminate the entire coltan mining area with radioactivity for the next 90,000 years.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 15 June 2012
EUSSR Membership: Referendum Now!
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Eight out of ten Britons who were coaxed to tear their fixed gaze away from the telly - or the tits on page three of a red top tabloid – long enough to participate in a Numbnuts Poll survey were unanimous in their demand that the Scameron / Clogg tosspot government should stage a referendum on our continued European Union membership as economic turmoil on the continent drives first Greece and now Spain into ‘penny wise / pound foolish’ basket case mode.
Last weekend’s poll found half the population want an immediate ‘IN or OUT’ referendum vote on whether Britain should remain ‘broken’ due maintaining its fatally-flawed EUSSR membership status, with 75 per cent of those surveyed stating for the public record that they believed the UK should give the Brussels-based den of graft and corruption the big finger – the good old digitus impudicus - immediately, if not sooner.
The survey, commissioned by the Sunday Shitraker, found that only 10% of the educationally sub-normal peasants canvassed thought there was no need for a referendum in the foreseeable future – although considerable uncertainty still exists among voters, with nearly three out of ten (27%) revealing they didn’t even realise Britain had joined the EU – and a further 15% admitting they thought the EU was a Belgian rock group and Britain had been invaded by Poland.
Treasury Chancellor George Osborne, resembling an Anthony Gormless ‘Knobhead of the North’ sculpture as he spoke to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette outside the House of Conmans yesterday, used the bailout of Spain’s biggest financial institutions, Dago-Bank, Spic-Invest and Banco de Ladrones - €125 billion and no austerity strings attached - as a convenient excuse to blame the recovery of Broken Britain’s battered economy on the eurozone crisis and New Labour’s years of fiscal mismanagement under the incompetent stewardship of Gordon ‘Wenlock’ Brown.
Disingenuous Libservative pontification and blather besides, a united Europe / eurozone concept is a pitfall trap to get the 27 nations community shackled to a European Federation socio-economic / political model – the all-new Totalitarian Fascist super-state for the 21st Century and a major step on the path to achieving their New World Order.
Thanks to EUSSR membership we are no longer a Democracy but a Debtocracy, and the only questions we want to see on the ballot paper are ‘IN or OUT’ – with no craftily-worded double entendre that will equate as ‘fucked if you do’ and ’fucked if you don’t’ regardless of how the public vote.
But can we trust the common herd, TV-mesmerised and brainwashed with media propaganda as they are – hence wholly ignorant of the nitty-griity issues involved - to cast their vote according to the best interests of our green and pleasant land?
No empirical data exists that our once-sceptred isle needs the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels bureaucracy, nor the other 26 member states, to survive and thrive. We are not a part of Europe – we’re an insular island nation state and the progenitors of the Industrial Revolution. Alas, those halcyon days of 'jobs galore' went out of the window during the vindictive ‘menopausal madness’ misrule years of the Thatcher-led Tory government, leaving busy bee Britain de-industrialised and neutered.
Not only the eurozone but the whole of Europe is in economic free-fall, and Crapitalism has, alike that ill-conceived bastard child Communism, become a self-consuming monstrosity. The entire system’s fucked with a large capital F, and it now comes down to our survival and safeguarding the future fiscal health of our nation for the generations to come. Hence why we need to be out of Europe – and if the vehicle to achieve this is via a referendum, then so be it. But Scameron and Co will not hold one as they know the ‘Shout will be Out!’
So that’s it – game set and match – we want a referendum – and not a carbon copy of the corruption-ridden Irish version – where they voted ‘Out!’ then kept on holding referendums until every fucker and their dog got fed up and voted “Okay – we give up”.
Then of course we have to weigh the common herds’ response and how they vote – which will be a test of how intelligent – or dumb - we are as a species.
The 99% are getting shafted by the 1% Parasite Club and they know it too, yet zillions of dumb-arsed Brits turn out to wave their ‘badge of servitude’ flags, cheer hysterically and kiss the Queen’s arse during the Diamond Jubilee extravaganza - a hypnotic fascination spectacle that saw millions go into forelock-touching sycophancy mode and become incapable of discernment or critique. Oh well, any excuse for a day off work and a piss-up.
Regardless, that nation-wide demonstration of servility has got to qualify as a first in congenital, brainwashed obeisance – and a dark and damning testimony to the rabid royals spin doctors and their phenomenal PR machine, disseminating propaganda through the medium of the taxpayer-funded BBC (Biased Brainwashing Corporation).
Hence if this is all humanity is now worth, and the spiritual powers with which we are endowed be subverted to the kowtow worship of materialism before the altar of Mammon and a foreign-blood monarch, then the sooner the NorKor’s commit to their predicted nuclear attack on US-provoked South Korean transgression of the 38th Parallel border and kick start World War Three – and the Sun’s ‘Killshot’ hits us with an Earth-aligned X20+ solar flare and totally wipes out the Southern hemisphere along with 98% of the 99% human herd - along with the works and existence of the 1% blood-sucking Brahmin leeches, the better.
Thought for the day: Well, ‘End of Days’ Apocalyptic scenarios besides, the short term answer’s staring us all in the face. If Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum’s Mick Clogg won’t grant us an IN / OUT referendum then we vote UKIP and the indestructible EU-sceptic Nigel Barrage into office – then we’ll shed off Brussels’ totalitarian shackles faster than shit through a goose.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Eight out of ten Britons who were coaxed to tear their fixed gaze away from the telly - or the tits on page three of a red top tabloid – long enough to participate in a Numbnuts Poll survey were unanimous in their demand that the Scameron / Clogg tosspot government should stage a referendum on our continued European Union membership as economic turmoil on the continent drives first Greece and now Spain into ‘penny wise / pound foolish’ basket case mode.
Last weekend’s poll found half the population want an immediate ‘IN or OUT’ referendum vote on whether Britain should remain ‘broken’ due maintaining its fatally-flawed EUSSR membership status, with 75 per cent of those surveyed stating for the public record that they believed the UK should give the Brussels-based den of graft and corruption the big finger – the good old digitus impudicus - immediately, if not sooner.
The survey, commissioned by the Sunday Shitraker, found that only 10% of the educationally sub-normal peasants canvassed thought there was no need for a referendum in the foreseeable future – although considerable uncertainty still exists among voters, with nearly three out of ten (27%) revealing they didn’t even realise Britain had joined the EU – and a further 15% admitting they thought the EU was a Belgian rock group and Britain had been invaded by Poland.
Treasury Chancellor George Osborne, resembling an Anthony Gormless ‘Knobhead of the North’ sculpture as he spoke to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette outside the House of Conmans yesterday, used the bailout of Spain’s biggest financial institutions, Dago-Bank, Spic-Invest and Banco de Ladrones - €125 billion and no austerity strings attached - as a convenient excuse to blame the recovery of Broken Britain’s battered economy on the eurozone crisis and New Labour’s years of fiscal mismanagement under the incompetent stewardship of Gordon ‘Wenlock’ Brown.
Disingenuous Libservative pontification and blather besides, a united Europe / eurozone concept is a pitfall trap to get the 27 nations community shackled to a European Federation socio-economic / political model – the all-new Totalitarian Fascist super-state for the 21st Century and a major step on the path to achieving their New World Order.
Thanks to EUSSR membership we are no longer a Democracy but a Debtocracy, and the only questions we want to see on the ballot paper are ‘IN or OUT’ – with no craftily-worded double entendre that will equate as ‘fucked if you do’ and ’fucked if you don’t’ regardless of how the public vote.
But can we trust the common herd, TV-mesmerised and brainwashed with media propaganda as they are – hence wholly ignorant of the nitty-griity issues involved - to cast their vote according to the best interests of our green and pleasant land?
No empirical data exists that our once-sceptred isle needs the graft and corruption-ridden Brussels bureaucracy, nor the other 26 member states, to survive and thrive. We are not a part of Europe – we’re an insular island nation state and the progenitors of the Industrial Revolution. Alas, those halcyon days of 'jobs galore' went out of the window during the vindictive ‘menopausal madness’ misrule years of the Thatcher-led Tory government, leaving busy bee Britain de-industrialised and neutered.
Not only the eurozone but the whole of Europe is in economic free-fall, and Crapitalism has, alike that ill-conceived bastard child Communism, become a self-consuming monstrosity. The entire system’s fucked with a large capital F, and it now comes down to our survival and safeguarding the future fiscal health of our nation for the generations to come. Hence why we need to be out of Europe – and if the vehicle to achieve this is via a referendum, then so be it. But Scameron and Co will not hold one as they know the ‘Shout will be Out!’
So that’s it – game set and match – we want a referendum – and not a carbon copy of the corruption-ridden Irish version – where they voted ‘Out!’ then kept on holding referendums until every fucker and their dog got fed up and voted “Okay – we give up”.
Then of course we have to weigh the common herds’ response and how they vote – which will be a test of how intelligent – or dumb - we are as a species.
The 99% are getting shafted by the 1% Parasite Club and they know it too, yet zillions of dumb-arsed Brits turn out to wave their ‘badge of servitude’ flags, cheer hysterically and kiss the Queen’s arse during the Diamond Jubilee extravaganza - a hypnotic fascination spectacle that saw millions go into forelock-touching sycophancy mode and become incapable of discernment or critique. Oh well, any excuse for a day off work and a piss-up.
Regardless, that nation-wide demonstration of servility has got to qualify as a first in congenital, brainwashed obeisance – and a dark and damning testimony to the rabid royals spin doctors and their phenomenal PR machine, disseminating propaganda through the medium of the taxpayer-funded BBC (Biased Brainwashing Corporation).
Hence if this is all humanity is now worth, and the spiritual powers with which we are endowed be subverted to the kowtow worship of materialism before the altar of Mammon and a foreign-blood monarch, then the sooner the NorKor’s commit to their predicted nuclear attack on US-provoked South Korean transgression of the 38th Parallel border and kick start World War Three – and the Sun’s ‘Killshot’ hits us with an Earth-aligned X20+ solar flare and totally wipes out the Southern hemisphere along with 98% of the 99% human herd - along with the works and existence of the 1% blood-sucking Brahmin leeches, the better.
Thought for the day: Well, ‘End of Days’ Apocalyptic scenarios besides, the short term answer’s staring us all in the face. If Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum’s Mick Clogg won’t grant us an IN / OUT referendum then we vote UKIP and the indestructible EU-sceptic Nigel Barrage into office – then we’ll shed off Brussels’ totalitarian shackles faster than shit through a goose.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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