Skewed News Views Roundup

In the theme of all great Fairy Tales, ‘Once Upon a Time’ the government-affiliated Ministry of Transport conducted then, and so, to this present day, approved road-worthiness vehicle tests – until some elected local borough officials decide to ignore the established MOT standard and arbitrarily penalise vehicles over a certain vintage – a ‘failure’ based on age - and ‘not’ exhaust emissions.

This fascist policy need to be challenged in a top court of law by a canny barrister, based on the above facts.

Ergo, so WTF goes on with Sad Dick Khan’s ULEZ, and now Nonceland’s copy-cat LEZ penalties – when we have a decades-long and established annual MOT examination system in operation across Broken Britain - for all road vehicles once their ‘newness’ polish wears off – that checks for all mechanical road worthiness- including excess engine exhaust emissions – and thus, regardless of actual age / date of manufacture - if passed, can – or rather ‘could’ - drive anywhere, sans restriction, censure or penalty?

Yep, just smell the air – and the money-grubbing stench of bureaucratic control freak corruption.

https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars/low-emission-zones-fines-petrol-diesel-scotland-june

Israeli protesters – mainly the illegal settler contingent - block delivery, then raid the trucks and stamp on aid packages destined for Gaza’s hapless civilian population – women and children.

This is the Palestinian’s Holocaust – their Yawm an-Nakba.

Now that simply has to fall under the human rights abuse and war crimes heading – and would if not for the good ole US of A being Zionist-dominated and holding the reins on the not fit for purpose UN bureaucracy.

Nice people, these inbred Zionist Ashkenazi Jews of convenience.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz9950n003yo

Oh my, WTF next? In the wake of a single complaint for some humourless dog wanker with fragile sensibilities, the political correctness fascist squads are on the warpath, yet again – as if they ever pause for a breath of common sense – and their target this week is the kid’s book – Fungus the Bogeyman – as within the pages of this book is the word ‘golliwog’ – once upon a more sensible time in British history – a quite socially-acceptable kiddie’s cuddly toy – with zero links to white supremacy or racial abuse – or the exploitation of African identity and black culture.

Equally in the firing line and targeted to be de-platformed is David McKee’s illustrated kiddie’s text – Three Monsters – for, Heavens forbid, one monster uttering the words ‘Clear off, we don’t want any funny foreign types here’ – a definite socio-politically incorrect statement - when our Border Force patrols are scouring the ‘English’ Channel for distressed ‘funny foreign types’ in overloaded rubber inflatable boats and bringing them ashore on our south coast, so they might sponge and scrounge off Broken Britain’s social security welfare system – get a free cell phone, and dental treatment – while the rest of the British born n bred tax-paying working class that fund the NHS cannot access free NHS dental treatment and have to fork out mega-bucks to go private – or, sort their own aching teeth out with a pair of pliers and zero anaesthetic.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/uk-library-book-ban-censorship

Israeli defence minister Yoav Gallant announced a complete siege of the 25-mile long Gaza Strip littoral: ‘There will be no electricity, no food, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting human animals’.

Yeah, hark this inbred Ashkenazi mongrel. Human animals, indeed.

And this from the low life likes of Gallant – and his pal Nuttyahoo – top dog barkers for the Synagogue of Satan

Oh, and BTW - it isn’t Israel’s sloppy op’s Mossad pit bull attack dog threatening ICC judges viz the investigation into Israeli war crimes in Gaza, but the actual Israeli government of Bobo Nuttyahoo – who holds the leash on Mossad and says ‘Fetch’ and ‘Kill’.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/5/28/israeli-spy-chief-threatened-icc-prosecutor-over-war-crimes-case-report

Smell the clickbait desperation to win the forthcoming election – but as with New Labour in the past, and such villainous warmongering twats as Tony Bliar and the not fit for purpose Gordon Broon, Stammerer is following in like fashion – will say any fucking thing to win approval – and a few votes.

Ergo, forget this call that voters should ask themselves if they really know what Stammerer stands for – cos Truth be known, Stammerer doesn’t know himself – and flip-flops to suit the common mood.

This is the wanker who wanted – and pushed for – a second Brexit referendum – the real deal EUSSR stooge – Keir knows better than the common herd.

Oh my, now Labour’s perennially-vacuous Stammerer has done yet another of his flip-flop tricks viz illegal immigration – immigration all round in fact – and has stated for the pubic record – sorry  ‘public’ – that Food Bank Britain needs to clamp down and tighten our borders – especially so the south coast where all these Channel-hopping wankers keep making landfall with greedy, grasping paws outstretched.

“Give me money, cell phone and house – and directions to the nearest militarist mosque”.

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Worst Minister Swinney – along with Justice Secretary, Mangela Constance - need to collectively get a foot ‘apiece’ up the arse of Creative Scotland - to come clean and explain why an arts project involving the theme of nonce ponce sex (aka ‘kiddie fiddling’ pederasty) was given £100,000 + of official funding.

Hmmm, strains of the Aberdeen Hollie Greig sexual abuse of special needs children scandal – by the local ‘worthies’ (sic).

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ceqq04v75p9o

Personal message to US President, Smoky Joe Biden:

Please do not deport Prince Harry Hewitt, Duke of Montecito, back to Food Bank Britain, for fiddling his original US visa application form - as we hapless Brit's have more than our share of useless and parasitic, noble bloodline hangers-on already - and do not need this particular, ginger-mingin, and  IQ-deficient, 'Spare Cuckoo xxx (expletives deleted)' returning here to our once-sacred Isle of Albion.

Grateful thanks, in anticipation, for your sympathetic compliance, Joe.

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Yep, Sweden’s climate alarmist cum miserable doom goblin, and notorious short-arsed public nuisance #1 anti-CO₂ warrior, Greta Turdberg, since has tossed her climate protest apparel to the vagaries of the four winds – (since some smart arse whispered in her ear that plants n trees breathe in CO₂ and exhale O2  – and actually need CO₂ to live) - and switched her ‘socio-political pest’ Extinction Rebellion ‘death cult’ moralising protest attentions to slagging off the rogue Zionist state of Israel and their insidious treatment of the Palestinian Muslim population of what was Palestine – until the Zionists stole it by force of arms in 1948.

Gung ho Greta’s now singularly focused against one and all, even remotely complicit in Israel's human rights abuses, land thefts, war crimes and assorted acts of ethnic cleansing and genocide visited on the hapless heads of the Muslim Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip – and the IDF-occupied West Bank - specifically the vicious, rogue state of Israel’s IDF thugs current genocidal ‘clean sweep’ campaign – targeting the Palestinian civilian population of the coastal Gaza Strip – and any Hamas terrorist type who might inadvertently pop their heads up above the parapet – with their latest stocks of nasty armaments supplied to Nuttyahoo's Likit Party government free of charge, by the good ole Zionist-run US of A.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/greta-thunberg-palestine-protest-stockholm-university-ceasefire

More Tory electioneering bs – (14 years too late) – a pledge to clarify the highly contested biological sex versus gender bender theory confusion – and protect biological sex status. 

No shit Sherlock, the only ones confused are the blokes kitted out in a frock n high heels to get access to a ladies toilet so they can perv up some masturbation fantasy if they find a few public hairs while on a bog seat sniffing excursion.

Male sports – female sports – neither sex plays in the other’s game – so why the fuck do we have trans-gender-bender blokes dressing up as girlies and being permitted to participate in women’s sports. 

We already have two venues – male and female – why not a third to accommodate these glory-hunting ‘Look at Me’ wannabe cheats – and have a trans-gender venue – for girlies who think they might be boys – and boys who delude themselves they are girls in a male body (or, as mentioned above, just male pervs who wanna cheap thrill n sniff the ladies’ toilet seats).

Three sexes, one most uncommon. Male. Female. Hermaphrodite – and that’s it – so be happy with WTF you have between your legs – cock or snatch – or if you have both, then ‘go fuck yourself’.

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Ha - what hypocrisy - Brit' tourism killing the Canary Islands indeed.

The Spanish colonial invaders, sans a thought for the true indigenous natives, from 1402 onwards, usurped and displaced the true Amazigh tribal inhabitants of the Canary Is. via a route of ethnic cleansing – sanctioned by the accompanying Roman Catholic priests – who decreed that the animist 'savages' could not be converted to the ‘one true faith’ (sic).

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/spain-anti-tourist-activists-mallorca-storm-popular-beaches

The end result of a SleazyJet package holiday in shitty Sleaze-gypt – see the Pyramids and catch a deadly dose of ballistic diarrhoea.

Rule #1 - Don't drink the water. Rule #2 - Don't eat the food - (take a week's worth of sandwiches). Rule #3 - to be safe - go to Butlins at Skegness.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/egypt-holiday-hell-briton-left-fighting-for-life-easyjet

More climate change crisis propaganda to push the net zero carbon cap and morph CO₂ into an even greater threat to life on Earth when true science recognises that sans CO₂ all plant life dies – then use their proposed Fourth Industrial Revolution (which will be no such thing) high tech’ – to re-engineer human DNA and create a (super?) human-plus species that is ‘godlike – genetically modified to become remote, controllable organisms – via the route of fake scamdemic cure-all vaccines - and for that single point of gross arrogance alone they shall be cursed, and doomed.

Okay, first job on the ‘let’s correct this shit before it gets too far out of hand’ is to start knocking off the promoters of this agenda, whose sole purpose in life is to profit from their transhumanist / eugenics / depopulation agenda – then second round of targets are the likes of the WEF’s latter-day Nazi head honcho, Satan Klaus Schlob – current numero uno mouthpiece for the insane control freak New World Order’s Great Reset cabal – and not to overlook the equally squirrely Bent Bill Gates (of Hell) – and who the fuck really wants to have a DNA-enhanced Super Satan Klaus or a Super-Bill Gates lording it over a micro-chipped human slave race?

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WTF goes on with this terminal case of ignoring reality, this heads in the sand ostrichism?

Why are we blindly submitting to this divisive and so diminishing state of nation-wide multiculturalism?

Gone is our millenniums-old Anglo-Saxon identity and culture, to a multicultural pandemic – a social affliction best confined inside the walls of the United Nations building.

Our Anglo-Saxon cultural identity – our sacred shibboleth - has been, alas, hijacked and polluted by dark forces fostering this global scale new world order and great reset agenda; and is now subsumed into a toxic mess – a socio-political morass – of deliberate multi-cultural contamination.

To close, last but by no means least, consider this latest inhospitable move from tourist-hating Spain – where ass about face policing is gonna see tourists cop a 170 Euro fine for purchasing goods from unlicenced street vendors – as opposed to the shit fer brains Spic Plod Squad arresting the illegal street vendors.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Bureaucraps Reinvent MOT Test

In the theme of all great Fairy Tales, ‘once upon a time’ the government-affiliated Ministry of Transport conducted then, and so to this present day, approved road-worthiness vehicle tests – until some control freak elected local borough officials, with sweet fuck all better to pass their thumb-twiddling time - decided to ignore the established MOT standard and arbitrarily penalise vehicles over a certain vintage – based on age - and ‘not’ exhaust emissions.

This fascist policy needs to be challenged in a top court of law by a canny barrister, based on the above facts.

Ergo, so WTF goes on with Sad Dick Khan's London metropolitan area ULEZ scam - and now bonny Nonceland’s copy-cat LEZ penalties, targeting Glassie, Dundee, Scaberdeen, and Edinburgh – when we have a decades-long and established annual MOT examination system in operation across Broken Britain - for all road vehicles once their ‘newness’ polish wears off – that checks for all mechanical road worthiness- including excess engine exhaust emissions – and thus, if passed, can – or rather ‘could’ - drive anywhere, on any British highway, or within any British city boundaries - sans restriction, censure or penalty?

Yep, just smell the air – and the money-grubbing stench of bureaucratic corruption viz the interpretation of these arbitrary 2001 / 2005 / Euro 6 standards; whereas 'classic' pre-1973 smoke belchers are exempt.

To wit, if, based on the age of the vehicle it is automatically assumed that at this point, and past such, any vehicle will become a smoke belcher, then the annual MOT test for exhaust emissions is rendered null and void – and all vehicles hence consigned to the knacker’s yard and scrap heap – unless the hapless owner is of a mind to splurge a pretty penny – or two - on engine refurb’s - and a cat’ converter. 

https://www.gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars/low-emission-zones-fines-petrol-diesel-scotland-june

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Election Campaign Pledges Go Ga-Ga

In today's 'Let's Kick Broken Britain’s Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cut-throat election campaign one-upmanship insanity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, Broken Britain’s ruling Tory Nasty Party political machine has scheduled a ‘do or die’ general election date for July 4, to correspond with the good ole US of A’s 1776 Independence Day anniversary – setting our island nation’s entire political scoundrel class infestation of the House of Conmans off on campaigning ‘Vote for Me’ missions, and issuing all manner of election manifesto pledges that might well serve to make a cat laugh.

A paradox indeed, and not to overlook, nor forget, the Librarian-Dummercrats, Reformers, Greenies, Plaid Cymru, the SNP klepto’ gang, and the Pancake Tuesday Adventists; etc, et al) - with both the Tory and Labour parties upper ranks being staffed by crews of the intellectually constipated - yet consistently beset with verbal diarrhoea – with cadres from each morphing into turncoat mode and switching party alliances – or, as in the case of the Ministry for Mouth Breathers, Michael ‘Pob’ Gove, exiting stage left, and his long-overdue retirement.

To kick start this stellar display of political ‘Truth or Dare’ election bravado, we have the Tory gang’s Fishy Sunak, blatantly determined to ensure they lose the forthcoming election, with his vacuous plan to re-initiate the post-WW2 (1947 - 1960) requirement of mandatory national military service – which is designed to directly conscript Broken Britain’s three quarter of a million ‘free n easy’ 18-year-old teenage youth population – male and female - plus the steadily-burgeoning trans-gender bender ‘not really sure’ identity-confused sex sector of our society.

In this alone we have a Conservative cabal intent to launch a most definite piece of negative social engineering – better described as an act of political self-harm – whereas, in a typical contrarian strategy, the EU-mindset lackey, Keir Stammerer, has announced Labour’s ‘counter-gimmick’ - to drop the qualifying voting requirement for elections to the age of 16 – in the hope today’s teens will - ‘out of gratitude’ - vote Labour – as opposed to casting their ballot for any of the other equally corrupt and useless political parties that infest Food Bank Britain’s Democrapic ‘system of governance’ (sic).

To wit, Stammerer’s reasoning is based on the fact that, quote: “If you can have a job, work, and pay tax; and be conscripted into the armed forces to get maimed or killed when we have to repel Bad Vlad Putrid’s imminent Russian Euro-expansion ‘lebensraum’ military invasion - you ought to be legally entitled to attend the local polling station – and, er, vote Labour.”

Okay, and by extension, if a British-born resident can vote at 16 – they can obviously stand as a constituency candidate for a seat in Parliament.

Hmmm, no shit, Sherlock, then we may well end up with a youth group populist, teenage Prime Minister – lording it over Downing Street, and an equally-teenaged Cabinet, prior to taking a leave of absence – to sit his A-Level GCE exams.

Great idea – c’est non – as we ponder silently to ourselves - who the fuck in the Labour HQ’s think tank conjured this one up – Wallace n Gromit – or Wiley E. Coyote?

Alternately, with a legal requirement in place for Britain’s 18 year olds to reluctantly submit to mandated national military service – and with 16 year old’s given the franchise to vote - and run for public office – the first order of business on a cross party force of 16 year old MPs agenda might well to be is repeal the 18 year old military conscription statue.

Oh my, fer fuck’s sake, let’s get back to ground level reality for five, for has any fucker or their dog thought these hare-brained schemes through, to their calamity-loaded climax points?

Really, has any fucker or their dog thought these hare-brained schemes through, to their calamity-loaded climax points?

Obviously not - for in an attempt to foster national spirit, then twelve months of mandatory national service is on the books to be introduced by the Terrible Tories - if they win the general election – with Britain’s ‘bored shitless’ eighteen-year-olds eligible for compulsory ‘marching up n down’ military duty.

While Labour automatically criticised the plans - forecast to cost in excess of   £2.5 billion nicker per annum - as desperate and unfunded – the National Service Act / armed forces placements would permit teenagers to – in Sunak’s own words – learn ‘real world skills’ - the basics of self-preservation and survival – plus how to interrogate, torture, and kill their enemies; know what it feels like to get shot at (and wounded); and how to frag’ shit-fer-brains subaltern officers.

Ergo, under this scheme, Britain would have an army of young and fit infantry battalions ready for combat service on the Russian battlefront, when Bad Vlad Putrid’s Slavic hordes blitzkrieg their way across Scandinavia – in the direction of our once-sacred Isle of Albion – with a strategic parachute deployment of Spetsnaz troops on the cards for a Land’s End invasion - to capture, secure, and hold for ransom, our nation’s coveted stocks of Cornish pasties.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpddxy9r4mdo

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-set-to-grant-vote-to-16-year-olds-in-future-elections

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Devon Town Hit With Screaming Shits

Anguished cries of ‘Help!’ flood the internet social media pages this morning as the hapless residents of Devon’s Brixham township areas of Alston and Hillhead are begging for donations of toilet rolls – the soft and padded ‘sore bum’ tissue brand, preferably – or alternately large-sized sanitary towels – the doubly-absorbent type for those ‘heavy days – with the population confined to toilets and commodes – or squatting in a shaded corner of their garden’s compost heap for a modicum of al fresco privacy – due a pan-community outbreak of ballistic diarrhoea affecting everyone and their dog – with the cause now fingered as crypto-sporidiosis parasites contaminating the potable water supply - piped in by the not-fit-for-purpose South West Water company – unwisely contracted to supply ‘potable, clean drinking water’ to 3.5 million households across the south-west of Broken Britain.

A spokesperson for Devon’s public health authority informed one gutter press hack from ‘Cholera Today’ magazine that 16,000 households had been affected  in the greater Brixham area, with a legion of residents reporting ‘can’t stop shitting and spewing’ symptoms - and ruptured sphincter conditions over the past week period – along with holiday-maker tourists spending their vacations sat on the bog.

Local massage parlour therapist, Fellattia McSlagg, related she noticed a funny taste in the water a few days previously, before falling ill herself.

“Yeah, it smelled like some gnarly fart comin’ out of the tap - an’ tasted as though a herd of dinosaurs had taken a shit in the reservoir. Then the next mornin’ I can’t stop shittin’ meself – and me cat, Tiddles, is crappin’ that much the litter box is overflowin’ wiv moggy poo-poo.”   

“So we calls up South West Water an’ some gobshite wanker there goes inter full denial mode an’ sez it’s got eff’ all to do wiv their water – an’ then tries ter blame havin’ the shits an’ vomitin’ me guts up on me eatin’ a curry fer me supper – an’ claims their water is safe ter drink.”

Sally Snottberg, a consultant in health protection at UK Health Security Agency South West, informed reporters: “Anyone with a diarrhoeal illness should drink plenty more water to prevent dehydration - and if symptoms persist – which they most likely will do if they keep drinking South West’s contaminated tap water supply - they should contact the NHS 111 number - or their local undertaker.”

“We are advising people in the affected areas to follow today’s updated advice and boil whatever drinking water they get from the faucet supply - then allow it to cool before you use – otherwise you’ll scald your lips and tongue and won’t be able to complain anymore.”

A chastised, and now contrite, South West Water, has issued a public statement that an original £15 quid in compensation for affected residents had risen by a further £100 quid a-piece, as the company was finally recognising the severity of this incident on the affected resident’s bowels and anal orifice.

Industry regulator Oftwat has slammed the company's initial , and wholly egregious, 'denial' response and directed the company to issue free supplies of bottled mineral water; Loritax and Imodium tablets; and mega-rolls of triple tinted toilet tissue – all to be distributed to the affected areas – along with large tubes of Preparation H for ruptured haemhorroid cases.

For the public record, Susan Davy, the 54-year-old fat cat boss of Pennon Pollution SA - which owns the incompetence-fuelled South West Water - has raked in £4 million nicker since taking the top job in 2020 - and whose 2023 post-tax take-home pay was a whopping £1.93 million quid.

Corporate investors were supposed to 'pump' £££ billions into South West Water to upgrade its facilities that function to supply clean potable water to British households – while instead the company simply 'pumped' untreated sewage and other noxious liquid waste into the domestic potable water supply – for which CEO Susan Davy received a mega-££££ fuck-ups bonus.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrxrryvr24o

https://www.gbnews.com/news/devon-parasite-outbreak-south-west-water-illness-health

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Thai Lèse-Majesté: Capital Crime

Oh yeah, just take a butcher’s at the banner headline, read on - and welcome to Third World aristocratic arrogance.

It is now an established fact in sunny Siam, under the rabid reign of the current Thai monarch, King Vajiralongkorn - aka Rama X-Box - that any and all acts of lèse-majesté are classed as crapital crimes – incurring lengthy sentences – and – er- starvation - and eventual ‘death’.

Yep, this Rama X-Men guy is no Yul Brynner ‘King and I’ easy going Mr Mongkut type, with an infectious sense of humour – he’s a nasty piece of egocentric, human dross – arrogance personified - while his father, the late King Bhumibol, was a nice, pleasant old chap - fed birds in his garden and stroked cats - unlike the shifty offspring, the IQ-deficient Maha Vajiralongkorn – a human aberration – and widely surmised to be the cousin-on-cousin interbreeding result of the Thai ruling dynasty male line swimming for far too long at the shallow end of the Chakri gene pool.

The incumbent monarch, Vajiralongkorn, has a reputation – domestic and international -  of not quite being the paragon example of law-abiding virtue and moral rectitude one might expect of the hereditary monarch of a Buddhist nation, and whose private life continues to be a controversial subject of discussion in Thailand - (and elsewhere) – with his gambling addiction being funded by the now-exiled former prime minister, Thaksin Shitawaterrat.

Oh yes, Rama X’s philandering, dissolute lifestyle has earned the dipshit a record for going through wives as fast as divorce courts can process the paper-works  - to say nothing of his pick n mix harem of ‘three hole’ paramours – along with nightly assignations in the company of Bangkok’s Phat Phong whores – both the female suck-n-swallow bar habitues - ‘and’ the ladyboy ‘kathoey’ (ass bandit) variety that infest the city’s red light district.

And now to the raison d'être for today’s conscience-sparked denunciation of Thailand’s Monty Python monarchy.

Netiporn ‘Bung’ Sanesangkhom, a female Thai socio-political activist, accused of insulting the country's monarch, has reportedly died in prison following a months-long hunger strike- when – according to the official press release - ‘her heart suddenly stopped beating on Tuesday morning.’

The 28-year-old Bung, a member of a youth movement calling for royal reforms, had been detained since 26^th January, facing several charges of lèse-majesté – i.e. insulting the monarchy.

Ms Sanesangkhom was arrested for publicly demanding reform of Thailand's more at scent than substance justice system, including changes to the notorious. Mickey Mouse lèse-majesté law, which criminalises critical comment – er – telling the Truth - regarding the royal family.

Lèse-majesté laws are covered by Section 112 of the Thai Criminal Code – under which it is illegal to defame, insult, or threaten the king, queen, and / or heir-apparent – and (believe it or not) royal pets.

Netiporn Sanesangkhom had initially been held on a contempt of court charge, with her detention extended after bail in a separate lèse-majesté case for referring to Vajiralongkorn / Rama X as a ‘dog wanker’.

The hapless Ms Sanesangkhom was further accused in two cases of lèse-majesté, relating to public views on the disruption caused by royal motorcades making an even worse fuck-up of Bangkok traffic than it already is – and the second regarding ‘in yer face’ royal family corruption - facing up to 15 years in prison for each charge.

The nation's lèse-majesté law, which forbids any and all well-deserved insults of the corruption-ridden, inept monarchy, is among the strictest – and nastiest - in the world - and has been increasingly enforced ever since the Thai military took power in their 2014 coup – resulting in many political activists punished with harsh jail sentences for exposing the moral turpitude of  Maha Vajiralongkorn and his extended greedy, grasping, corrupt family, and royal court – along with the high n mighty degenerate military regime.

Thailand has some of the strictest lèse-majesté laws in the known Universe - with the legal aid group, Thai Lawyers for Human Rights, claiming an excess of 260 charges have been filed against hapless Thai activists under this lèse-majesté code since 2020.

While foreign jurists and critics claim the military-backed government uses the law to clamp down on free speech - and the United Nations has repeatedly called on Thailand to amend it - the Thai government states the law is necessary to protect their incumbent ‘Beacon of Righteousness – aka the Rama X monarch – regardless of the fact he is widely viewed by the general population as a corrupt and immoral bisexual playboy, who likes taking it up the back passage – and being an all-round total shit-fer-brains dickhead.

To add to, and somewhat confirm, this public opinion; while still Crown Prince, and prior to succeeding the throne upon the death of his father, Vajiralong – in one of his typical – and habitual – states of ganja and booze-fuelled delirium, bestowed upon his pet poodle, Fufu, the vaunted military rank of Air Chief Marshal.

Dusit Palace records, leaked to gutter press hacks for twenty pieces of silver, reveal that Fufu was later killed when the fighter jet aircraft the dog had been assigned to solo-pilot, crashed during an abortive take-off – with no chance of deploying the ejector seat - finally proving the pre-determined opinion that poodles are utter crap at flying planes – regardless of their Air Force rank.

Hmmm, it’s a fucking wonder the Thai royals have never attempted to sue Disney Corp under lèse-majesté law /  Section 112 for their Lady and the Tramp movie’s cartoon / animated casting of Si and Am – the two Siamese cats and their ‘we are Siamese, if you please’ song.

A pity the Thai peasantry don’t take a leaf out of England’s – and greater Europe's – historic record book on dealing with corrupt aristocrats and abusive monarchs.

On a good day they get imprisoned or exiled – and on a real bad day, we kick-start civil wars, then behead the fuckers (bye-bye Charles Stuart I / 1649 – a Tyrant, Traitor, Murderer and Public Enemy) – as did the foul and most foreign French in 1789 / 1793 (bye-bye Bourbons), and our Russian neighbours in 1917 (bye-bye Romanovs).

There again, the flawed concept of lèse-majesté is wholly ignored across Broken Britain in present times, due the circus antics of the grossly inbred, slack-jawed and big-eared Saxe-Coburg und Gotha royal line – rebranding themselves as Windsor – we have such national embarrassments as the ginger-mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, manifesting in our midst – along with his money-grubbing, shit-fer-brains Uncle Andy Pandy – bestest mates with serial paedo’ rapist Jeffrey Epslime.

Then, to cap it all, the People’s Princess, our beloved Di’ – being terminated in a set-up car smash in 'gay Paree' – along with her infidel husband-to-be, Dodo al Fayed – and the unborn child she was carrying - to negate any and all possibility that her eldest son Willy - next in line for the throne - would not have a Muslim step-father around to unduly influence Crown policy.

https://www.asiaglobalonline.hku.hk/free-people-movements-and-political-awakening-thailand

https://www.dw.com/en/exiled-thai-activists-fear-for-their-lives-in-southeast-asia/a-49993115

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2793490/pm-wants-answers-about-activists-death

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/14/political-activist-held-in-thai-jail-dies-after-spending-65-days-on-hunger-strike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajiralongkorn

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Meghan Seeks Out Nigerian Roots

The gospel according to a salivating global news media, the ginger-mingin Windsor family cuckoo, Prince Harry, along with HRH Princess Meghan, of the California-based Imperial House of Hewitt, are in the process of rebranding their ‘product’ (sic).

Lol’s - ‘product’ indeed.

How about rebranding themselves as talentless scroungers - a pair of grifters whose exaggerated sense of entitlement has deluded them into believing they are the pinnacle of exceptionalism - and on a par with the Second Coming - while the global population will doubtless be enthralled by anything they say or do – and pay mega-bucks for a single ‘viewing rights’ privilege.

Yep, the Prince & Princess of Montecito, Harry and Meghan – (above) - snapped proudly displaying their hand-crafted Nigerian anal stimulator beads necklaces – carved from the indigenous hardwood Bum-Bum Tree – and a gift from the children of Abuja’s Lightway Academy – as they proceed to their meeting with the Igbo King – the highlight of Meghan’s 'publicity circus' African ‘ancestral roots’ tour of Nigeria.

Lol’s, Meghan's claim she's 43% black Igbo tribe Nigerian – with a full white father and half-caste mother – at best 25% negro blood – but, by that same % rule, a definite 100% narcissistic bullshitter, and liar par excellence.

There again, the one and only 'true' gospel - according to the US legacy ‘one drop rule’ - Meghan’s black – as opposed to Harry the Spare – the wicked Windsor clan's 'cuckoo-in-the-nest', who has as much royal blood as a black pudding.

King Juju Juggalug Jambo XVII, monarch of Nigeria’s Igbo tribe, awaits the imminent arrival of Prince Harry Hewitt and his half-breed (43%) Igbo wife, Princess Meghan - pictured here wearing his ceremonial crown – gifted to the Igbo royal family by Cecil Rhodes in 1897, as they were totally enraptured with the colourful lamp shade of his railway carriage reading light.

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Labour’s Stammerer Converts to Islam

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Sleazy Control Freak Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Politicised Islam' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Religious Hypocrisy Rules' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist-atheist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial – and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian scumsters, cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed, – who, imprudently attempt to manipulate religion and politics – and a brain-dead, gullible citizenry - for their own corrupt ends.

No shit, Sherlock, this Britain-based contentious ‘enemy-within’ Muslim Vote group that has imprudently chosen, sans a thought viz critical reaction - to issue, in a most insulting and cavalier fashion, the Labour Party leadershit – specifically the exalted personage of Sir Keir Stammerer himself – with a list of 18 Islamic ideology-related demands.

Que? Why the fuck, you might well inquire, would they attempt to coerce a careful Christian soul like Labour’s Sir Keir with their foreign Muslim religious-orientated political demands?

Why, indeed?

To entice - (perhaps more at ‘coerce’) - him to win their Muslim community backing and votes in the rumoured forthcoming 2024 Parliamentary elections – a mission of persuasion that carries a pervasive stench of not only ‘political’ but also ‘criminal’ corruption – and strains of the religion-rooted animosities that have been sparking faith-related conflicts – pagan vs pagan - since time immemorial – and in recent history, from the fundamentalist Christian Crusades, to the Gordon Riots of 1780 – up to this present day’s Fenian Catholic versus Proddies spiritual belief animosities on our own civilised (sic) doorstep – and Muslim vs Zionist Jew in what was, until 1948, Palestine – now rebranded as Israel.

Ergo, viz the majority vs minority numbers of religious statistics in Broken Britain, the current Anglo-Saxon ethnic Christianity worship headcount stands at 60% - as opposed to a 4% following of Islam by immigrant Muslim adherents.

Thus we draw umbrage at the unqualified arrogance of these conceited fanatics – set to steer British public, and political, opinion to conform with their demands to force British government policy changes concerning the actions of conflicting foreign national entities – specifically Israel and Gaza – whose only connection to the latter is one of the Islamic faith.

Reflecting on the historic record of the opposing Protestant / Catholic Christian / Judaic / Islamic schismatic religious wars that have plagued the Mid-East and Europe - from the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, through the Middle Ages, and to the present day – with Henry VIII giving Pope Clement VII and his Roman Catholic Vatican cohorts the middle finger in 1534 – in a fit of lascivious, matrimonial pique.

Since that occasion our sceptred isle of Albion, from harsh experience, has been, to a greater extent, unofficially tolerant of infidel religions that conflict with our established national / state faith of Protestant Christianity.

However, it appears, to all intents and purposes, that while we permit these followers of a conflicting religious deity - wholly opposed to our Christian faith and moral culture - an inch of ground, they next demand the whole nine yards – to influence our government’s international / foreign political policy.

The Muslim Vote group (Que? WTF is this Muslim Vote?) have, in their supreme and unqualified arrogance, warned that, without these changes to conform with their demands regarding British government policy viz Israel and the Palestinian coastal enclave of Gaza - the group's supporters – (now an estimated 4 million Muslim voter age headcount residents in Britain) - would vote instead for the Green Party or the Librarian Dummercraps, or the semi-denominational Pancake Tuesday Adventist Party – or even the independent Count Binny McBinface Refuse Container Party.

This Muslim Vote grassroots campaign gang has handed their itemised list of 18 demands – no less – to the Labour Party’s capricious, and inconsistent leader, Sir Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer - to force his hand and win back lost votes due his pro-Zionist Israel cheer leader stance concerning the human rights abuses visited on the Muslim Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave..

Not only, but also, included in this listing of 18 demands – (somewhat reminiscent of Martin Luther’s Ninety-Five Theses of 1517) – is the want of an apology from Sir Keir for failing to prosecute his fellow Freemason - the BBC’s celebrity kiddie fiddling DJ, Jimmy Savile - while in his previous post of Director of Pubic Prosecutions – and also an act of self-flagellating penance for his pro-Zionist stance on the Israel-Hamas military conflict.

In addition, Item 5 demands the British government - (if Labour win control of Parliament) - sever military links – both MI6 intelligence sharing and arms supplies - with Israel – and, last but by no means least, (item 6) permit the junior demographic worshippers of Islam to roll out their Axminster prayer mats in the classrooms of British schools and pray to their singular - yet purportedly ‘brimstone & fire’ omnipotent deity - x-times per day.

The Muslim Vote group, which describes itself as both a ‘broad community campaign’ and ‘loose cannon collective’, is also demanding that Labour / Stammerer returns to source all Zionist donation monies made to the Labour party coffers - and retracts the Tory Nasty Party government's recently-revised legal definition of ‘extremism’ – which gives a blanket coverage of the nefarious activities of militant Islam -  and further enforce a British destination travel ban on Israeli politicians who support the Zionist state’s military actions against hapless Muslim terrorist types ensconced in the Gaza Strip enclave.

To add to this delusional 18 points idiocy these Muslim political bullies have warned that, without their demands being met and the changes implemented, the group's supporters would vote for the Green Party, as opposed to Labour.

Well, on a sensible logic aside, that might not be a bad thing either. For if these Muslim immigrant voters join with the Green Party’s Christian advocates and supporters – and the Greenies gain control of Downing Street, plus dominance of the House of Conmans – their proposed socio-political policies might equate with more trees getting planted, an explosion of national green recreation spaces – and the installation of special road crossings for our hedgehogs.

Okay, now back to ground zero, and hard fact Reality.

The Muslim Vote cabal’s wet dream list of 18 demands was reissued after a number of Labour and Tory councillors were ousted at last week's local elections by a series of council candidates in Muslin ghetto areas who campaigned on the issue of Gaza - a Muslim-governed geo-political location NOT a part of Food Bank Britain, but rather what might be referred to as being – er – ‘a long way away’ - in the Middle East.

As to the fore-mentioned Muslim Vote’s castigation of Michael Gove’s ‘Levelling Up’ department’s revised definition of extremism – and counter-extremism strategy - this applies directly to groups that promote an ideology based on ‘violence, hatred or intolerance’ – all three factors that are blatantly present in the key elements of Islamic ideology.

To wit, the Muslim adherents of this ideology label the worshippers of far older faiths than the 7^th Century Islam to be non-believers and infidels – upon whom they have repeatedly launched violent holy war Jihads - as so well evidenced by the repeated Christian Crusades to free the Holy Land (sic) and city of Jerusalem, and allow Christian disciples and votaries to visit and pray there in peace and safety from persecution by the shifty Saracen overlords of the time.

The campaign group states it will be focusing on influencing House of Conmans political seats where the Muslim vote can impact the outcome - with one spokesperson for the Labour Muslim Network, Ali Bin Bagg, stating for the public record that the party's position on Gaza ‘is going to have a serious electoral consequence for some fucker and their dog’.

Mr Bin Bagg added: ‘If I was a Labour MP in the Muslim majority ghettoes of Bradford, Birmingham, or Leicester, or parts of London or Manchester, I would be seriously concerned, and start kissing some Muslim political opinion influencer’s spotty ass.’

Contrarily, the Labour campaign coordinator, Pat McFuckwit, claims the party is working to secure a better future for the Palestinian people – with two major issues now guiding their policy.

The first being Zionist Israel’s right to defend itself against Palestinian Hamas terrorist aggressions - and second is helping the Palestinian people of Gaza by supplying medical supplies and body bags following Israel military reprisal attacks.

Speaking in Brummystan’s urban Muslim ghetto last Saturday night, Stammerer switched to populism mode, appealing directly to those who had abandoned his party over Labour’s ambiguous stance on Gaza, with the plea: ‘I have heard you. I have listened. From here on, we don’t care how many synagogues you spray with anti-Zionist graffiti - please vote Labour’.

Hmmm, just what Broken Britain doesn’t need – a most foreign Muslim-ideology dominated New Labour Party political apparatus governing (sic) our once-sceptred Arthurian – and true Christian - isle of Albion.

Stop press: Tory MP defectors to Labour, Christian Wakeup and Dan Poultry, recently had their treacherous numbers boosted by Dover MP, Twatalie Elphicke – amid unconfirmed rumours that PM Fishy Sunak will be next to join their turncoat ranks.  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13386393/Muslim-vote-list-demands-Keir-Starmer-Labour-Gaza-Palestine.html

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/muslim-vote-keir-starmer-gaza-labour-election

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.