Beeb’s Match of Day: History

The good ole iconic BBC - (British Bullshit Corporation) - the main taxpayer-funded propaganda arm of Food Bank Britain’s bureaucracy and government of the day – that actually has the brazen audacity to claim being a paragon of impartiality – (while actually being as impartial, and biased, as the Nazi Party’s propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels) – is, in all truth, responsible, along with a host of other corruption-ridden mass media sources -  for faithfully broadcasting the Establishment’s entire lockdown / face mask / mRNA toxic vax shaming scenario - with tongue in cheek - to bestow some semblance of credibility to the Covid-1984 scamdemic hoax on their dedicated Deception Hour programme – has finally self-imploded due its black hole status reaching a critical mass destruction event – when a gaggle of self-opinionated sports presenters committed ritual seppuku in a staged grand celebrity meltdown in support of their divine figurehead, the ever-pontificating 'Saint Gary' Winston Lineker.

Oh yes, and a proper nuclear meltdown it is too, with no fucker to present Match of the Day – the only programme the BBC put out that isn’t totally biased - after its Numero Uno soccer celeb’ star attraction, Gary ‘Shit-for-Brains’ Lineker, a bloke who apparently claims to know ‘lots and lots’ about football - refused to step back and apologise for comparing the Tory Home Secretary, Spewella Braverman, to Hitler and his Nazi war machine - and subsequently copped a Red Card for being an intractable twat.

Gobshite Gary claims the Tories are waging a Nazi style ethnic cleansing and genocidal Holohoax campaign on ‘innocent’ foreign immigrants – those attempting to sneak across the ‘English Channel’, sans visas – hence ‘illegally’– (from safe-haven France) - in overloaded rubber boats, with zero freeboard – risking drowning, hypothermia, and attacks from shoals of predatory haddock – all to reach soft-touch Broken Britain, in the knowledge they are guaranteed hand-outs and be able to sponge off the welfare state – yet instead now getting deported to far-away Rwanda – or, worse still, back to their own shithole Third World countries of origin.

Lineker, notorious for his unqualified arrogance, and known to friends and family alike as that ‘smart aleck’ dog wanker, 'Gobshite Gary', has now split with the Beeb, taking a host of other equally-moronic sports coverage, talking head, 'Woke Joke' leftie virtue-signalling celeb types - who copped a slot at the Beeb due the fact they could actually spell the words ‘sports’ and ‘football’ - standing down en mass, in support of his imprudent, slanderous - and farcical outburst - and collectively waving ‘Gary is God’ banners.

There again, regardless of his fan club worshippers, Lineker is no British patriot, but a Brexit Remainiac who would obviously prefer to be governed by Brussels rather than our own Parliament – and stoops to comparing the Tory government’s ‘common sense’ policy on illegal immigrants sneaking across the Channel - in not fit for purpose rubber boats - as racist and comparable to Hitlerian Nazi Germany of the 30’s and 40’s – regardless of these wankers claiming political asylum – when they are from ‘safe’ countries and not war zones, and only want to say bye- bye to accommodating ‘safe haven France’ and reach the UK as Britain is a softer touch for welfare handouts – and running their illicit drug-pushing, prostitution and kiddie fiddling crime rings.

Yet to the limited intellect Lineker and his left winger Wokester pals, every illegal who holds their hands up – 99% of whom are young single males (or transvestites) – are lying through their teeth by claiming to be escaping war-torn countries, when in fact half the fuckers are from sunny Mediterranean coast Albania.

Regardless of the truth and hard facts, Lineker refused to back down on his unqualified slur viz racism and Nazi comparisons, and declared for the pubic record that he didn’t give a flying fuck if the BBC fired him.

Well, doubtless he doesn’t after pocketing an annual salary of £1:25 million nicker from the publicly-owned / taxpayer-funded Beeb.

No shit, if Gary ever gets his head out of his arse, he could likely afford to start his own television station - Lineker-Vision – and make as many stupid socio-political statements as he liked – and Ofcom be fucked too – same as the BBC.

But what the fuck can one expect from a pig but a grunt – cos you can’t educate pork - and that sums up ‘Ego Trip Gary’ – when well past his use-by date as a soccer player, transformed himself into an unapologetic Leftie talking head know-all tv commentator - passing personal opinions on all manner of shit he knows sweet fuck all about – a feeble attempt to appear educated and informed – a sports figure ‘intellectual’ – the soccer ‘academic’ - with the egocentric tosser even sinking so ‘money-grubbing’ / attention-seeking low as to become the advert face on Walker’s Salt & Lineker crisps.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Prince Eddy Cops ‘Duke of Eddy’ Title

Kind-hearted King Dobby, soon to be crowned the ‘Monarch’ of our once-sceptred, and sacred, Isle of Albion, has bestowed upon his wet rag of a younger brother, (the real thick one) Edward - he of the double figures IQ - with the currently-vacant – albeit synonymous - title of the late Greek-born, Hitlerian Nazi-fascist-applauding Prince Philip Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg – and, as a 59th birthday pressie, today becomes the one n only Duke of ‘Edinburgh’ (crapital of up-north 'Men in Skirts' Nonceland).

Prince Eddy – an unlucky 13^th in line to the throne of our ever-diminishing Anglo-Saxon Kingdom, and currently addressed, in formal circles, when shopping at the local Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket for his favourite Spam fritters, as the Earl of Wessex – is, truth be known - like his fuckups-plagued elder brother, Prince Andrew of Porchester - yet another ‘cuckoo in the royal nest - due Philip rightfully cuckolded one again – in Edward’s case by Baron Paddy Plunket, KCVO, Equerry to QE II – the Deputy Master of the Royal Household - and Queen Lizzie’s favourite ‘bit-on-the-side’ (after Henry Herbert – aka ‘Porchy’) - when husband Philip was supposed to be ‘messing around in boats’ with Uffa Fox – and instead of ‘sailing n tacking Bluebottle’ in the Baltic, was off screwing around Europe with flighty actress types.

Hopefully Eddy baby is presented with a copy of the Good Manners Handbook to accompany the title, and doesn’t morph into the rude and obnoxious wanker that Phil the Greek, the last Duke of Edinburgh, was notorious for.

https://www.politicalite.com/royals/royals-uncovered-inside-queens-second-affair-with-deputy-master-of-buckingham-palace/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Covid Still Lurketh - Beware Hancock’s Variant

Looking back to the opening months of 2020, and the government-driven / mass media’s synchronised Chicken Little ‘We’re all gonna Die!’ gutter press, and televised, Covid-1984 doom merchant pessimism, followed by that nonsensical ‘14 days to flatten the curve’ prediction from the Tory Nasty Party’s Slime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense – then, a couple of years down the road, here we are – the ‘curve’ is still like a dromedary camel’s back.

As any critical thinker with a couple of brain cells still achieving telemetry will tell you, it was all pre-planned plot at the WHO / Gates of Hell Foundation ‘Event 201’ – a roundtable zoonotic coronavirus simulation – aka when to kick start the 'Catastrophic Contagion' Covid scamdemic exercise – designed as a Great Reset test run, to gauge the common herd reactions – dissent and rebellion – or good dog, passive conformity – and finalise the drawing board draft for the radical restructuring of our broken crapitalist-run society model.

The lockdown mandates, the imposed face masks, social intercourse verboten, the work from home edicts, the ‘get the vaxx’ shaming publicity stunts, and grassing up your neighbours for walking the dog – with the gullible population of Broken Britain collectively shitting kittens in fear that if venturing out to the corner shop for a pack of fags they’ll catch the deadly paranoid, scare-a-thon ‘Hancock variant’ from an infected neighbour – or a stray moggie.

But it was all pre-scripted, propaganda hype, and 'frighteners' gibberish, as none of the afore-mentioned precautions had any effect – positive or negative – (from the qPCR ‘up yer beak’ cotton bud molecular diagnostic tests that didn’t work, to the proscribed donning of single-use / throw-away PPE masks) - on this purported virus – which, to all intents and purposes, was a common cold or the seasonal flu – and re-branded as a killer super-plague, leaked from a dodgy Chinese bio-weapons lab in Wuhan that inadvertently left the windows open – or was it the neighbouring wet market’s batty bat soup vendor stall – or the roast pangolin BBQ deli’?

There again, the entire Cassandra-scripted ‘dead cat’ distraction fiasco, then and now, was staged as an exercise in mass herd psychology, of compliance to authoritarian directives – with the common herd serving as non-cognisant guinea pigs for this mass global mRNA gene modifying toxic vaxx experiment – the core depopulation element to re-designing the societal infrastructures of human existence – as a precursor to the Great Reset’s intended dimming of the Enlightenment, and applying the brakes to modernity; as AI Tech re-writes Constitutions and national laws, and restructures society – in its own Fourth Industrial Revolution image.

Ergo, come the manifestation of 15 minutes communities and total Woke censorship of the internet and social media – and of what you think - then eradicating the dissident / bad dog populations of any one 15 minute parameters town will be a push-over, and their bordering town neighbours none the wiser – until they come up on the population reduction agenda as the next mass genocide victim target.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

U.N. Anti-Israel / Zionist Bully Bias

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Pro-Israel Fascist Bully Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Zionism Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'US & Israel Human Rights Hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to testimony recorded for posterity during a United States House subcommittee hearing this week, in the tendentious, opinionated view of the US Ambassador to the United Nations, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, is one that the U.N. demonstrates a blatant anti-Israel bias – (as opposed to the US pro-Israel bias) - and is overly beholden to non-Zionist authoritarian regimes, specifically The People’s Utopia of China, and Mad Vlad Putrid’s ‘Rabid Russia’ - with the bigoted international body continually striving to place Israel at a disadvantage; while it smiles benignly on the myriad subversive actions that undermine the rogue state of Israel’s security and counterfeit sovereignty.

Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield, a biased lobbyist, known in political circles as a useful idiot, claims: “The U.N. is replete with anti-Israel actions and bodies, including disproportionate resolutions against Israel across the U.N. system,” she informed members of the House Appropriations Subcommittee on State, Overseas Socio-Political Meddling Operations, and CIA-Related Foreign Interference Programs.

The ambassador expressed particular frustration with the continuing influence of U.N. Special Rapporteur, Francesca Albanese, whose on-the-ground personal experience and expert assessment of the Israeli / Palestinian territorial conflict has explicitly compared the rogue Zionist state to the Hitlerian Nazi Third Reich of Germany, and publicly expressed support for the marginalised Palestinian populations of the besieged Gaza Strip littoral – isolated from their own country and fellow Palestinians due being imprisoned behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall – as per their equally-oppressed Muslim brothers in the ever-diminishing, IDF military-occupied West Bank territories.

Special Rapporteur Albanese further denounces Israel as an oppressive occupier, and thief of historic Palestinian lands – seized by Zionist militant groups: the Avraham Stern Gang (the Lehi), the Haganah, and the Irgun, operating as terrorists in the immediate post-WW2 period, to usurp the British control of what was then, in 1948, ‘Mandatory Palestine’ – in the process driving out the Palestinian people – in what became to be known as their ‘Holocaust’ – the Yawm al Nakba – the Day of the Catastrophe.

While being denounced by all right-thinking political leaders and socio-religious groups as an act of political terrorism – the Nakba was applauded and endorsed by the-then Norwegian UN Secretary-General, Trygve Lie, along with US President, Harry Truman, and too British Labour Slime Minister, Clement Atlee - with the grossly corrupt and US-controlled United Nations assembly accepting Israel’s self-proclaimed statehood – on the stolen lands of the sovereign state of Palestine.

Other, more cognisant and critical minds, have referred to this heinous crime as the Curse of the Balfour Declaration - the nefarious work of the Tory Nasty Party Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour, in 1917, who, under the social-political influence of Zionist moneybags, Baron Lionel de Rothshite - gullibly accepted that the Jews were God’s 'Chosen People' - and Palestine their Promised Land - and after signing his much-vilified ‘Declaration’ persuaded the Liberal Crime Minister of the day, David Lloyd-George, that the-then Ottoman-controlled Palestine was the Jewish people’s Promised Land – and who were they, a British coalition government, to question, or disagree, with the solemn and divine word of God.

Ergo, and this historic truth, as opposed to Israel’s media-conjuring declarations that it is a sovereign nation, with legitimate security concerns regarding what they term the so-called ‘Palestinian terrorist organizations’ - who dare display the brazen audacity to complain about their ‘reduced circumstances’ lot in life; and the Zionist IDF’s – and Israeli settlers – continuing human rights abuses against marginalised and unarmed Palestinian civilians.

To wit, thus we have corrupt Zionist toadies and ‘agents of influence’ lobbyists such as U.N. Ambassador Thomas-Greenfield, barking for Israel – utilising the customary stock n trade anti-Semitic, race-hate slurs, to be rained upon the hapless heads of any and all right-thinking moral jurists who dare question or censure Israel’s horrific human rights abuses, visited on the Palestinian population of – er – Palestine – specifically the disenfranchised populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

As to the hypocrisy-ridden Zionist Israeli camp accusing the dispossessed Palestinians of ‘terrorism’ – the historic record on this subject is worthy of perusal – specifically Jerusalem’s King David Hotel – whose southern wing housed the British administrative HQ for Mandatory Palestine – which was one of many sites targeted by the Zionist terror organisation Irgun – and on July 22, 1946, with a bomb planted in the building’s basement, exploded at 12:30pm, the busiest time of day, killing 91 persons of various nationalities, including Brit’s, Arabs, and Jews – with a further 46 critically injured – all on the orders of Irgun chief fanatic, Menachem ‘Skeletor’ Begin – later to become Crime Minister of Israel.

https://www.theepochtimes.com/un-promotes-anti-israel-pro-beijing-policies-us-ambassador_5091896.html

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

King Chazzer Evicts Backstabbing Hewitts

Harry and Meghan Hewitt’s old Windsor Park 10 bedroom residence, Freddie Frog Cottage, a Grade-II listed property in the grounds of Windsor Castle, has been offered to Prince Andy Pandy in place of his 31-bedroom Royal Lodge hideaway, in Windsor Great Park – a 98 acre property currently valued at £30 million quid – give or take a few hundred thousand ££££££.

For the record, in 2020, Frogspawn Cottage was described as a 5,089 sq ft four bedroom and nursery, four bathrooms and crappers, single-residence Grade-II listed house. 

Prior to the recent taxpayer-funded £2:5 zillion quid renovations, it had 10 bedrooms. During renovations not just one – but ‘two’ orangeries, an indoor vegetable garden, and a ‘padded walls’ studio - to facilitate Harry and Meghan’s head-banging temper tantrum fits - were also added. 

The Duke & Duchess of Sussex - who now live in California with their ginger-mingin kids, after quitting life as full time royal parasites in 2020 - were reportedly served with an eviction notice and ordered to remove any and all personal items – and hand over the keys to the property, immediately - if not sooner - by Fuckingham Palace officials in January – auspiciously on the day following the publication of Hopeless Harry’s back-stabbing, seismic fractures, scathing attacks, viral nonsense bio-memoir, Spam – viewed by ‘the King’ as an ultimate act of disrespect, that also targeted his wife, Queen Gorgonzilla.

Further to the above rumours, the gospel according to one gutter press report in the Daily Shitraker, as payback for the fragrant acts of calumny against the senior Royals - the money-grubbing Harry n Meghan – (now exposed for all as a pair of in-yer-face, grasping Faganites – with whatever semblance of scruples they might have once possessed, thrown to the vagaries of the Four Winds, and out to rake in the spondoolicks, via the sleaziest, egregious method that pays the most) - were personally handed the eviction notice on a silver platter at their Golden State Montecito 'Castle Hewitt' mansion by none other than Fuckingham Palace’s official Royal Bailiff & Swan Strangler, Sir Garfield McNonce – with the ‘ouster’ document bearing King Chazzer’s personal ‘Royal X’ signature and seal. 

Recent leaked reports, backed up by a host of unsubstantiated rumours and wild gossip, suggest Food Bank Britain’s all-new monarch, King Chaz’ the Third, has kick started his rule 'full of piss n vinegar', as the Yanks might phrase it – by shit-canning Harry’s position as a Councillor of State – and intends to exchange a ‘stranglehold’ garrotting wire for the royal purse’s silken strings – and slash Prince Andy's sole sovereign grant income - which could leave the unemployed wastrel unable to afford his present home's running costs.

Conversely, spoiled brat-twat Andy, the mediocre Duke of Pork, is said to be resisting the offer of this ‘smaller’ property – a ‘cottage’ with less than 10 bedrooms – compared to his current £30 million quid-valued Royal Lodge’s extravagant 31 en-suites.

Fer fuck’s sake – just think how many illegal Channel-crossing foreign migrants and economic asylum seekers the Border Force might cram into the Royal Lodge – doubled-up n cosy - in 31-plus antique four-poster beds?

Andrew, whose indolent lifestyle over recent years, has been confined to influence peddling and pocketing mega-bucks ‘fixer’ kickbacks, stepped down as a working royal in 2019 in the wake of the catastrophic Newshite lie-infested television interview viz allegations that he had sexually assaulted Virginia Roberts Giuffre – one of Jeffrey Eplslime’s underage sex slaves – and in ridiculous slapstick comedy fashion, proclaiming he only breaks out in a sweat when facing, mano a mano style, some Argentinian marine in a do or die knife fight on a Falkland Islands beach.

In February 2022, Andy forked out an undisclosed sum (£5,000,000 quid) – borrowed out of Mummy’s small change jar - to settle the civil sexual assault case Ms Giuffre brought against him in the good ole US of A – while still maintaining the deceit he has never even met her, let alone was photographed for posterity, with his arm around her – nor used her as a three-hole sex toy while staying with Epslime’s Madam-in-Chief, Ghislaine Maxwell – wayward daughter of Jan Ludvik Hoch – aka Cap’t Bob, aka the notorious Bouncing Czech media tycoon, pension fund pillager, and orthodox Jewish Mossad gopher; Robert Maxwell.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64812549

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Carnivore Shaming: Next Woke Project

Well, while we are now, on the first day of March, still a full month short of the advent of April Fool’s Day, the Woke cult’s neurosis-smitten ‘life science gurus’ are calling for the introduction of ‘social-shaming’ labels to be stuck on all manner of meat products in a bid to deter shoppers from buying animal-based foods – aka meat and fish / seafoods.

A study from the Delft University for Woke Stupidity in the Netherlands has suggested that their deranged European and US-focused ‘Go Veggie’ evangelical campaign might be promoted best by including horrific images of animals being slaughtered in an abattoir - with opprobrious and stigmatic messages attached, such as ‘Peppa Pig was Murdered to Feed You!’.

This absurd potential labelling crusade, which poses an existential threat to traditional Western diet, has been likened to the ‘stop smoking’ notice printed on cigarette packets, which are now adorned with images of black lungs, rotting teeth, and some hapless, ‘pack-a-day’ smoker coughing up blood.

The Woke Joke mass psychology vegan authors of this proposed ‘halo-effect’ folly – to all intents and purposes a ‘guilt n shame’ focused study - claim that while meat-shaming messages may trigger a bout of passing shame in carnivorous shoppers, such can translate into experiencing negative emotions, and thus modified behaviour – such as ordering a veggie-based pizza for dinner, instead of chicken nuggets or McD’s ‘Chew n Spew’ burgers.

Yee-ha! Where the fuck will the Woke Joke virtue-signalling / moral arbiter insanity stop – and WTF comes next? Stick their hysterical messages on t-shirts to shame Third World cannibals into not eating their vegetarian neighbours – or tourists.

Or, from an abstract view, on a par with the anti-cigarette smoking deterrent propaganda ad labels, stating ‘Eating Smoked Bacon Can Cause Lung Cancer’.

Yep, once again we are presented with an example of Woke gimmickry gone bonkers – none of which is cogent when they stage their erratic Little Miss Cautious 'fragile sensibilities' play acting role – the sole socio-political arbiters of the ‘Gospel Truth’ - with their sexist n exclusionary chatter, and unqualified arrogant dribble viz micro-aggressions and climate change, zero carbon, new green deal, equity, diversity, inclusiveness, black is beautiful – and black lives matter (here, in the West, but not Africa), white shame, white shite privilege – and now, the latest bonkers social programming project – carnivore-shaming.

LMAO, you name it, and the Woke cult – a reality and rationale deficient brand – take it upon themselves to think for you – while they can’t even apply common sense and logic to their own line of reasoning – yet are ready to pass the final word of moral Judgement on what-the-fuck-ever happens to offend their delicate sensitivities and inflated egoism – and eagerly supported by establishment officialdom and corporate bureaucracy – collectively guilty of embracing all things Woke, to win socio-political brownie points.

Hmmm, so much for this year’s Xmas turkey – eradicated from the festive season menu – by a bunch of Woke turkeys.

Okay folks, now time for a ‘wake-the-fuck-up; dose of ‘food for thought’ realism. The low-cholesterol, zero carbon, green-friendly variety, that the anti-meat eating lobby’s moralists can wallow in.

Have any of these know-all Woke twats ever hears of, let alone read, the works and studies of a guy named Cleve Baxter?

A CIA interrogation specialist and polygraph technician, in the 1960’s Baxter developed a theory of ‘primary perception’ through coupling a wide variety of potted plants up to his polygraph machines, to experiment with their sensitivity reactions – which led to his conclusion that not only did his potted plants communicate via extra-sensory perception, but that plants / trees, with a common ‘in soil’ station of existence, communicated through their root systems.

Baxter further established that plants – and here we include all manner of market fruits and veggies, in their growing medium state, can communicate, and experience pain and pleasure – with such reactions registered, measured, and recorded for posterity on the attached polygraph printer sheets.

Ergo, the Woke cult membershits pushing the vegetarian and vegan lifestyles can now reflect on the moralist aspect of their censoring, preaching, and reprimanding our human society’s meat-eating community.

The next occasion these wankers are veggie shopping they might contemplate on the fate of the lettuce they place in a shopping trolley – whose growing life was terminated when it was ripped out of the ground, sans anaesthetic, or electric stun gun shock – silently screaming, as its roots were torn apart, and weathered outer leaves sliced away.

Hence beware the message from these swivel-eyed, progressive Woke cult wankers - and their hive mind applauders - whose neurosis-ridden, control freak ideology has embedded itself in so many public and private organisations – for yesteryear the same mindset morons were responsible for the burning of innocents: aka 'witches and heretics'.

So too, let us not overlook the abundance of IQ-deficient celebrity talking heads agreeing with, and promoting, the Woke Joke skewed doctrines – with a plethora of asinine ‘I’m offended’ grievances indulged by our police state uniformed Plod Squad morons – (who display a systemic Wole Joke support by painting squad cars in rainbow colours – at the taxpayers’ expense – and too fly the fascist rainbow flag) - and the government of this day’s totalitarian HR departments – dominated by embedded cells of Fifth Column Woke activists – collectively vassals of a corrupt and debased radical culture system, that is evil at the core – and to whom moral degeneracy is the order of their day.

Time is, to unshackle and reclaim our free speech-endowed culture from the choke hold of this band of insane hypocrites, to instil and promote our traditional Christian moral values - before their dodgy dogmatic Great Reset Woke creed becomes further written into our national law statutes.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/woke-scientists-want-cigarette-style-warnings-on-meat-packaging-to-shame-purchasers/445989

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11774887/Scientists-want-gruesome-cigarette-style-warnings-MEAT-buyers.html

https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/news/the-lives-they-lived/2013/12/21/cleve-backster/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Broken Britain Faces Food Shortage

The Dis-United Kingdom’s National Farmers’ Union gender-neutral spokesperson, Delilah (they, them, theirs) Goldberg, speaking with one gutter press hack from the Malnutrition Gazette, warned that the current shortages of fruits and veggies in Broken Britain’s Greedy Grocer supermarkets could be the tip of the iceberg – before adding emphasis that 'they' were not referring to iceberg lettuce.

Joining Delilah, the NFU president, Wurzel Gummidge - (who identifies as a 'scarecrow') - opined that a reliance on imports from foreign growers has seen Food Bank Britain become vulnerable to the shock climate change events affecting the Mediterranean coastal countries of Europe and North Africa, with farm lands across Morocco, Algeria, and Tunisia stricken by recent Ice Age conditions and heavy snowfall blighting the previously tropical region’s export-orientated cash crops.

Conversely, the Tory Nasty Party’s lard-arsed Environment Secretary, Therese ‘Calamity’ Coffey, laid the blame for the UK’s fruit and veg’ crisis on soaring energy bills deterring farmers from heating and lighting their commercial-sized greenhouses – a situation primarily caused by the good ole U S of A’s Biden administration war mongers blowing up the Nord Stream gas supply pipelines in the Baltic – and further exacerbated by Russia’s ‘Mad Vlad’ Putrid invading the Ukraine – even though Broken Britain’s only imports from there were wheat flour - and mail order brides.

Coffey then resorted to castigating what she termed ‘selfish Spaniards’ for the current shortages, due taking up the Woke Joke cult’s carnivore shaming campaign, and promoting the current ‘must do’ vegetarian diet craze, and subsequently Spanish farmers having zero surplus salad foods for export north, to our once-sceptred Isle of Albion.

Regardless, Coffey maintained British consumers could survive the current shortages, thanks to abundant barn stocks of home grown stubble turnips, stating for the House of Conmans Hansard record that, quote: “If turnips are a good enough and nourishing source of high protein for pigs, sheep and cows, then they’re good enough for the British working class.”

The Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket chain has announced it is limiting the amount of fruit and veg that people can buy to customers who actually look hungry - and underweight – plus have imposed a strict limit on the sale of phallic-shaped salad veg’ after a skirmish broke out earlier today at their Offa’s Dyke super store, with two opposing groups of butch lesbian shoppers fighting over possession of the dwindling stocks of cucumbers and aubergines.

Frank McScrote, chief executive of the British Growers Association, predicted supermarkets could experience shortages of carrots, cabbage and cauliflower during the coming months, with the Brexit-induced climate change conditions also affecting the future of British tomato and aubergine growing – both of which are now on a proverbial ‘knife edge’ - as opposed to where they should be – in plant pots.

Oh my, and in addition we have yet another piece of conjured WEF / Great Reset theatre to keep the common herd useless eaters paranoid, and in a state of scare-a-thon panic. 

Do I detect the stench of a conjured and manipulated shortage / allotment scam in the air - with some enforced national 'rationing' app' ready n waiting on some government pc hard drive, for a fickle finger to hit the 'go' button?

A couple of years ago it was the Covid-1984 plague, now it’s a conjured market supply chain food shortage – with the incidence of widespread ‘eat thy neighbour’ cannibalism becoming the next ‘must do’ lunatic craze to dominate the social media networks.

There again, perhaps the next ‘predicted’ viral scamdemic outbreak is upon us too. The dreaded H5N1 Avian Flu is being dressed up to gross exaggeration levels, and further embellished by the Deep State’s venal media wizards as ready to jump species - from its current bird hosts to humans – all ready to incite another global panic station extravaganza - with a young girl in Cambodia reportedly catching bird flu from her pet rooster, then displaying symptoms of the virus when she started squatting in a nest box, laying eggs, pecking her food, and clucking.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/uk-food-shortage-warning-carrots-apples-and-pears-could-vanish-from-supermarket-shelves-entirely-in-new-supply-shock/448614

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/24/bird-flu-11-year-old-girl-in-cambodia-dies-after-being-infected

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.