In today’s 'Political Arse-Kissing Special' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Broken Britain's transvestite Slime Minister, 'Testosterone Terry' Mayhem, addressing the Congress of Tomorrow's GOP scumster retreat at Philadelphia's Loews Hotel on Thursday, heaped congratulations and unctuous praise on the graft and corruption-ridden Republican Party hierarchy regarding their election victories in November - particularly Donald Chump’s triumph in the presidential race – against all odds and in defiance of pundits and polls – and Hilarious Rodent Clinton's (the Mena Mafia Matriarch) Democratic Party dirty tricks campaign.
In recognition for her knee-bending obeisance and wooing GOP lawmakers ahead of her meeting with President Chump on Friday at the Shite House - Mayhem received a standing 'pat on the head' ovation when she pledged her commitment to the "special ass-kissing' / dog n Master vassal state relationship that has existed between London and Washington since the days of the last century's Lease-Lend and the Marshall Plan war-related bankruptcy handouts.
"Due this great victory you have won in getting a xenophobic, Muslim-bashing pro-Zionist president into the Oval Office, then Israel can be stronger, greater, and more confident in the years ahead - and a newly emboldened, confident Israel that can get away with any old illegal settlement land grabs, human rights abuses or war crimes keeps the Rothshite bankster consortium and the ZioNazi Edomite Mafia happy."
Conversely, in a paradoxical reverse gear move from her kow-tow speech before the Republican Congress of Tomorrow gathering, during a later interview with the gutter press Moral Conscience Gazette, PM Mayhem stated for the public record that the United Kingdom and good ole US of A must put an end to intervening in the affairs of other sovereign countries in an attempt to remake the world in 'our own robber baron Imperialist image'.
Mayhem believes that the days of Broken Britain and the Great Satan intervening in the affairs of sovereign countries - in some clichéd neo-colonial Manifest Destiny attempt to remould the world in our own image via the pretence route of 'humanitarian intervention' - are over and done with.
Hmmm, the Seventh Generation Principle philosophy besides, the Krauts have a word for attempting to improve something but ending up by making things a darn sight fucking worse: verschlimmbessern
However, in a pathetic self-preservation bid to avoid ending up at the top of the Military-Industrial cartel's Deep State Shadow Government assassination hit list, she insisted the two powers should still lead the world and take on 'fresh global challenges' – such as instigating Arab Spring 'colour revolutions' via Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attacks wherever some Third World shithole refused to kiss Western bankster arses – or experienced pangs of collective shame and sympathy, and decided to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign– or dared foster audacious notions of independence and national attainment - while threatening to renege on IMF debts or dump the US dollar and trade in something more worthwhile –such as cowrie shells, coconuts or bananas.
“But this cannot mean a return to the failed policies of the past – such as evidenced by the capricious whim of a Foreign Secretary signing the Balfour Declaration at the suggestion of the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate - and subsequently giving someone else's country away to a bunch of nasty land-grabbing Zionist Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience."
"There again, nor can we afford to stand idly by when the threat is real. We must be strong, smart and hard-headed – and demonstrate the resolve necessary to stand up for our own economic-industrial interests – and kick the shit out of a bunch of Muslim sand niggers threatening our life's blood oil supplies - then take control of the natural resources and pipelines, plus establish geo-political military bases in their own backyards – to protect them from – er – 'themselves' – and the Russians."
Meanwhile, the gospel according to the Daily Shitraker wire service, President Chump is set to sign an executive order that would include a Jolly Jihad refugee ban and suspension of visas for citizens of Syria and six other Middle Eastern and African countries - including Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen.
If that list of pariah nations sounds remotely familiar to conspiracy theorists then let's just take a gander at a 2001 interview with four-star General Wesley 'Whistleblower' Clark in the wake of the Israeli Mossad's false flag terrorist attacks on 9/11 – in which Honest Wes' revealed the Neo-Con pro-ZioNazi controlled Pentagon had adopted a plan to topple the governments of several Mid-East and African Islamic states: Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Syria, Somalia, Sudan, Iran and Yemen - a requirement of their Project for the New American Century agenda – (read Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion) and the establishment of the Greater Israel - the craved end game result of the Corporate Edomite Mafia elitist cartel.
Conversely, notable omissions from the rabid refugee ban list includes the backward and uncivilised barbarian-infested Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, a Third World dump that funds and trains Takfiri Muslim terrorists as a tool of foreign policy and exports their nasty brand of radical Wahhabism ideology – and not overlooking the fact that the majority of the non-existent 9/11 hijackers were purportedly Saudis.
Then we have the United Arab Emirates, who channelled the 9/11 terrorist's funding – along with Qatar, whose vast wealth has been used to arm Semtex suicide vest jihadists to kill and maim any fucker old enough to bleed in Syria - and Afghanistan – birthplace of al-Qaeda.
And last but not least, Turkey – who funds, trains and provides safe passage to any old terrorist wolf pack – ISIS included - heading for Syria – and medical / hospital treatment for ISIS wounded.
To wit, excluded from Chump's banned manky Muslim Islamic terrorist list are the very same towel head scumbags that arguably created the Mid-East Jolly Jihad terrorist problem.
Seriously, these pro-ZioNazi Neo Con bottom feeder tosspots are so blatant and transparent it's a joke – political 'painting by numbers' foreign policy – with the likes of super-shill sayanim stooges embedded in the US Congress and Senate - Lindsey Graham, John Boy McCain and Paul Ryan – the sexual pervs that Mossad really got paedo-honey-trapped - and have by the short n curlies.
Oh yes, all under the jackboot of the Scum of the Earth Brigade - the self-appointed know-all – (and know fuck all) – inbred mongrel zillionaire Illuminati dog wankers. Control freak eugenicists who should really take a close look in a mirror – and have learned nowt from the passage of history.
But for the critical thinking sector of humanity who prefer a TV set turned 'off' and still have a couple of brain cells tuned to immune mode with regard to anything the government or mainstream media care to spout or pontificate on – plus can discern between shit and shinola – then it is a given, immutable fact that these Satan-worshipping Freemason Brotherhood of the Snake reptiles have been manipulating global events for millenniums past.
The Western ZioNazi death cult elite's 'War on Terror’ is a charade – and a euphemism for neo-colonial warmongering aggression and rapacious imperialism – a Balkanisation policy of divide n conquer - precisely what currently tops the Illuminati consortium wish list - hell bent on the control of natural resources and establishing geopolitical military bases.
The US and Britain have jointly staged dozens of violent coups worldwide (undeclared wars of aggression) since the end of WWII – and the subsequent decline / end of Empire.
Here again in Syria and Yemen, etc, et al - the aim is to simply turn Order into Chaos, then install their own compliant puppet leader in order to better streamline Western interests with those of the target nation.
While the fact bears a dystopian edge to it, any nation that isn't kiss-ass stooge material to be manipulated to suit the ends of the Western Crapitalist bankster system – NorKor, Russia, Iran, China, Lebanon (Hezbollah), Yemen – with the likes of Afghanistan (Taliban), Iraq, Libya gone – and Syria well on the way – has simply got to have a touch of regime change – for purely democratic and / or humanitarian intervention reasons (read 'promote global finance').
Hence backed and funded by their proxy stooge KSA / Qatari bed sheet brigade, the blueprint plots hatched by ultra-Zionist interests in Britain and the Great Satan to partition countries in the Middle East and Africa have morphed into reality – for the corrupt political systems of Broken Britain and the United States are infected by ZioNazism - whose main principle is to destroy any country in the Middle East that could resist Israel’s territorial expansion or dare challenge their nuclear armed military hegemony.
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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled noncing nobles, politico ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian or Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct fake news format.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the phony Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Deutsches Verteidigungs Dienst organisation and the vile Vatican regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic Omerta / Opus Dei / Ninth Circle Orgia Jesuits / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments consortium who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Friday, 27 January 2017
Thursday, 26 January 2017
Hail President Chump: Isra-Hell's Zionist Bitch
In today’s ‘You Won't Believe This Shit’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mohammed al Ka-Boom, manning a covert cellphone hotline from Washington's Assassins Club for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire – ricocheting across the Atlantic pond to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, it wasn't a super-prank and some fucker's idea of a very bad joke to piss Hilarious Clinton right off - or the previous White House Keyan-Indonesian Muslim cuckoo, Barky O'Barmy – for Donald Chump actually won the US Presidential election via a popular majority Russian immigrant vote and took his seat behind the Oval Office desk last Friday – the 20th January.
Hmmm, pity the inauguration didn't fall the previous 'unlucky-for-some' Friday 13th while Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – were refusing to give odds on a predicted 2017 date for Chump's assassination – or by whom: CIA / NSA / FBI / Mexican immigrants / the Chinese / the Iranians - or Hilarious Clinton's Mena Mafia hit squad – quoting 'it's a no-win gamble for us'.
So now his 'Let's Make America Great Again' Manifest Destiny / global policeman (aka 'bully') agenda gets kick started – by paradoxically casting the eye of approval on the Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy delusion pushed by the ZioNazi rogue proto-fascist apartheid state of Isra-Hell – and their occupied West Bank land thefts and illegal settlement building – (and war crimes / human rights n wrongs abuses) - then proposing to shift the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to the Palestinian capital of Jerusalem and incite a shitstorm of violent protest.
Next the Chump is enforcing a ban on Muslim refugees n immigrants via the rhetoric 'we have enough potential terrorist scum here already' – then building a 2,000 mile stretch 'Great Wall' along the US / Mexican border to keep illegal Beaners 'out' (what's the betting either Bechtel or Scallyburton get the job) – and American-based manufacturing corporations 'in' – with threats of being taxed into extinction if they dare move south.
But the day-glow orange-skinned Pres' (claimed to be a side effect of his chronic tangerine juice addiction) has taken a cue from Barky's book of broken election trail promises, and apart from going back on many pledges such as draining the swamp - (then appointing a Neo-Con Mk II administration chock full of pro-Zionist turkeys - Wall Street's bottom-feeding vampire squid scum– along with the Pentagon's war mongering mindset of certifiable hawk lunatics – to his cabinet) - is avoiding Congress approvals with a stream of Executive Orders – the first being to approve and legalise the good ole US of A's psycho-thug-infested police policy of shoot-to-kill 'niggas' that give them a funny look – and to torture or waterboard any arrestee who refuses to answer questions or quips 'I wanna talk to my lawyer first'.
To wit, what's the odds on Tel Aviv's pro-Zionist Jersey Shore tanned mensch bitch making criticism of Isra-Hell – (now globally recognised as a World Heritage Segregation Site, founded on a culture of racism and persistant land thefts) - or questioning the WWII Holohoax - both anti-Semitic criminal offences?
Ha, is this tosser purposely on a self-destruction track – and clueless of how to make friends and influence people – but rather create enemies out of thin air at a geometric rate?
C'est la vie, so much for world peace – with Chump in the Great Satan's driving seat n Israel's obedient bitch – and Russia, China, Syria and Iran in the target sights, then 'para bellum' - prepare for war.
As to Chump's controversial Great Wall of Mexico, his kikester son-in-law and numero uno advisor, Jared Cushionberg, is of a mind to exclude the world's prime Great Wall specialists - China - from the tender bid and handing the contract to Isra-Hell's racist segregation experts after due consideration that the illegal rogue state is the only nation in the world with a 30-odd foot high pre-cast concrete wall surrounding it – and the hapless Palestinian's marginalised Gaza Strip enclave – turning the latter into the biggest Hitlerian Nazi Holocaust style concentration camp in the known Universe.
Mind you, unlike the disenfranchised Palestinian population of Gaza, the Mexican Beaners will soon find a way round this 2,000 mile obstacle – or rather in good old drug smuggling fashion – underneath it - via their tried n tested super-mole border tunnel systems.
Thought for the day. Every US citizen with two active brains cells to rub together knows it – the Land of Hope n Glory – the American Dream – has morphed into a Faustian Nightmare – for Chump ain't the President – it's the Rothshite ZioNazi Edomite Mafia crime syndicate's nuclear armed proxy state of Isra-Hell - and Wall Street's toxic Great Vampire Squid - Gold in Sacks and the Wankfein Kosher Nostra Cartel.
And let's not overlook the Fourth Estate's posed 'fake news' blackmail threat that President Vlad Putrid's FSB Federal Security Service has a video - not only of Russ whores pissing all over each other - and the Chump - at Moscow's Golden Shower Club –– but one of him (Barky O'Barmy / Larry Sinclair limousine style) - copping a gobble off Washington cafe owner Jimbo Alefantis.
Although the burning question of the day – while well speculated on - remains unanswered – (as per White House cuckoo Barky O'Barmy passing for a genuine born n bred Yank via a forged Hawaiian birth certificate – and transvestite 'wife' (sic) Muscles Michelle posing as a female of the species) - centres on Chump's dyed blonde barnet – a likely challenge to the world's worst haircut record holder, NorKor's nutbox leader, Kim Jong-Un. Is it a fucked up comb-over - or a scalp transplant weave that went tits up - or a Poundshop wig stapled to his bonce?
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian / Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling / arse bandit cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Yep, it wasn't a super-prank and some fucker's idea of a very bad joke to piss Hilarious Clinton right off - or the previous White House Keyan-Indonesian Muslim cuckoo, Barky O'Barmy – for Donald Chump actually won the US Presidential election via a popular majority Russian immigrant vote and took his seat behind the Oval Office desk last Friday – the 20th January.
Hmmm, pity the inauguration didn't fall the previous 'unlucky-for-some' Friday 13th while Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – were refusing to give odds on a predicted 2017 date for Chump's assassination – or by whom: CIA / NSA / FBI / Mexican immigrants / the Chinese / the Iranians - or Hilarious Clinton's Mena Mafia hit squad – quoting 'it's a no-win gamble for us'.
So now his 'Let's Make America Great Again' Manifest Destiny / global policeman (aka 'bully') agenda gets kick started – by paradoxically casting the eye of approval on the Chosen People / Promised Land fantasy delusion pushed by the ZioNazi rogue proto-fascist apartheid state of Isra-Hell – and their occupied West Bank land thefts and illegal settlement building – (and war crimes / human rights n wrongs abuses) - then proposing to shift the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to the Palestinian capital of Jerusalem and incite a shitstorm of violent protest.
Next the Chump is enforcing a ban on Muslim refugees n immigrants via the rhetoric 'we have enough potential terrorist scum here already' – then building a 2,000 mile stretch 'Great Wall' along the US / Mexican border to keep illegal Beaners 'out' (what's the betting either Bechtel or Scallyburton get the job) – and American-based manufacturing corporations 'in' – with threats of being taxed into extinction if they dare move south.
But the day-glow orange-skinned Pres' (claimed to be a side effect of his chronic tangerine juice addiction) has taken a cue from Barky's book of broken election trail promises, and apart from going back on many pledges such as draining the swamp - (then appointing a Neo-Con Mk II administration chock full of pro-Zionist turkeys - Wall Street's bottom-feeding vampire squid scum– along with the Pentagon's war mongering mindset of certifiable hawk lunatics – to his cabinet) - is avoiding Congress approvals with a stream of Executive Orders – the first being to approve and legalise the good ole US of A's psycho-thug-infested police policy of shoot-to-kill 'niggas' that give them a funny look – and to torture or waterboard any arrestee who refuses to answer questions or quips 'I wanna talk to my lawyer first'.
To wit, what's the odds on Tel Aviv's pro-Zionist Jersey Shore tanned mensch bitch making criticism of Isra-Hell – (now globally recognised as a World Heritage Segregation Site, founded on a culture of racism and persistant land thefts) - or questioning the WWII Holohoax - both anti-Semitic criminal offences?
Ha, is this tosser purposely on a self-destruction track – and clueless of how to make friends and influence people – but rather create enemies out of thin air at a geometric rate?
C'est la vie, so much for world peace – with Chump in the Great Satan's driving seat n Israel's obedient bitch – and Russia, China, Syria and Iran in the target sights, then 'para bellum' - prepare for war.
As to Chump's controversial Great Wall of Mexico, his kikester son-in-law and numero uno advisor, Jared Cushionberg, is of a mind to exclude the world's prime Great Wall specialists - China - from the tender bid and handing the contract to Isra-Hell's racist segregation experts after due consideration that the illegal rogue state is the only nation in the world with a 30-odd foot high pre-cast concrete wall surrounding it – and the hapless Palestinian's marginalised Gaza Strip enclave – turning the latter into the biggest Hitlerian Nazi Holocaust style concentration camp in the known Universe.
Mind you, unlike the disenfranchised Palestinian population of Gaza, the Mexican Beaners will soon find a way round this 2,000 mile obstacle – or rather in good old drug smuggling fashion – underneath it - via their tried n tested super-mole border tunnel systems.
Thought for the day. Every US citizen with two active brains cells to rub together knows it – the Land of Hope n Glory – the American Dream – has morphed into a Faustian Nightmare – for Chump ain't the President – it's the Rothshite ZioNazi Edomite Mafia crime syndicate's nuclear armed proxy state of Isra-Hell - and Wall Street's toxic Great Vampire Squid - Gold in Sacks and the Wankfein Kosher Nostra Cartel.
And let's not overlook the Fourth Estate's posed 'fake news' blackmail threat that President Vlad Putrid's FSB Federal Security Service has a video - not only of Russ whores pissing all over each other - and the Chump - at Moscow's Golden Shower Club –– but one of him (Barky O'Barmy / Larry Sinclair limousine style) - copping a gobble off Washington cafe owner Jimbo Alefantis.
Although the burning question of the day – while well speculated on - remains unanswered – (as per White House cuckoo Barky O'Barmy passing for a genuine born n bred Yank via a forged Hawaiian birth certificate – and transvestite 'wife' (sic) Muscles Michelle posing as a female of the species) - centres on Chump's dyed blonde barnet – a likely challenge to the world's worst haircut record holder, NorKor's nutbox leader, Kim Jong-Un. Is it a fucked up comb-over - or a scalp transplant weave that went tits up - or a Poundshop wig stapled to his bonce?
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian / Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling / arse bandit cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Gross Hypocrisy – By Any Other Name
In today’s ‘Gross Hypocrisy Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities closet at the Ministry of Defence for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
First, an extract from today's BBC online news:
UK warship escorts Russian carrier in English Channel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745364
A British warship and three RAF Typhoons will keep "a close eye" on a Russian aircraft carrier and other ships as they sail past the UK. The carrier Admiral Kuznetsov and other Russian ships are passing through the English Channel on their way back to Russia from Syria. A Royal Navy Type 23 frigate, HMS St Albans, was dispatched to meet it as it neared British waters.
Per contra, rumours that the gaffe-prone nuclear-armed submarine, HMS Vengeance, would be shadowing the Kuznetsov from the deep have been scotched as BS grapevine gossip since its Biblical scale stand-down fubar in launching a Trident II D5 thermonuclear missile offshore Florida (USA) that went sort of – er – 'off-course' and made a beeline for Miami.
Fortunately (or not) the primary plutonium fission detonator was as screwed up as the onboard guidance system - so no big bang – or nuclear retaliation payback.
Ironically, as this was the only firing test of a British nuclear missile in four years, the fuck up raises serious 'panic stations' questions viz the reliability - and safety - of the Trident weapons system – and the rest of Britain's nuclear deterrent (more at 'liability') arsenal.
Biblical scale snafu's besides, Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Tory Defence Secretary - and incumbent Nasty Party MP for Kent's Old Scrotum constituency - Michael Fallon, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrisy Gazette, confided - quote: "We will keep a close eye on the Admiral Kuznetsov as it skulks back to Russia; a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people."
Hmmm, you can cop the stench of Fallon's gross hypocrisy from here.
So, WTF qualifies this fatally-flawed Knight of the Realm for the Ministry of Defence's top post? Surely not the self-righteous, egocentric tosspot's larcenous money-grubbing embezzlement record of fiddling his House of Conmans Parliamentary expenses – aka 'stealing from the public purse'? Nor his drunk driving convictions either – or anti-gay marriage moral posturing - and most definitely not the total lack of military experience in the self-delusional dog wanker's resume.
Mind you, he's a spot-on 'the buck doesn't stop here' liability dodger – perjuring himself before Parliament in a statement of "it's not our fault" - that the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia never told the export licensing Ministry of Defence that the stockpiles of banned 'Category A' anti-personnel BL755 clusterfuck bombs the UK government okayed the Bedfordshire-based INSYS / Kunting Engineering to flog to the KSA barbarians would be indiscriminately dropped on the innocent women n kids civilian population of Yemen – along with all the other pick n mix assorted aerial-delivered ka-boom nasties they ditch on hospitals and schools – and any fucker old enough to bleed - when the IQ-deficient Saudi pilots fail to target freedom-seeking Houthi rebel forces.
To wit, freaky Fallon's sanctimonious Russia-bashing comment viz the Admiral Kuznetsov carrier: "a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people" kinda exposes the tosser as a moral hypocrite considering his Ministry's continued licensing of arms sales to the barbaric Saudi government 'only extends the humanitarian suffering of the non-combatant Yemeni people'.
Thought for the day. In February 2016 the empathy-deficient Fallon – (an all-out bought n paid for Corporate stooge) - while castigated by human rights groups - was conversely congratulated for his 'tremendous support' to the British arms industry while attending a £450-a-head dinner at London's Hilton Hotel for the 'Aerospace Defence Security Group' weapons-of-death trade-body.
Members of 'War-4-Profit' ADS Group include BAE Systems, which builds the Eurofighter Typhoon and Tornado; Raytheon UK supplies Paveway guided bombs, while MBDA makes Brimstone missiles – all of which are being used in Saudi Arabia’s bombing campaign on Yemen.
Of course, this type of expose shite never makes the banner headline pages of the gutter press – only the 'distract the common herd' fake bullshit news generated and circulated by a corrupt Fourth Estate at the behest of their Establishment masters: the likes of Fallon's Nasty Party government – and the ADS Group – whose membership includes Atkins, Agusta-Westland, BAE Systems, Boeing Defence UK Ltd, Cobham plc, Daher Aerospace, EADS UK, Leonardo-Finmeccanica UK, GE Aviation, General Dynamics UK, GKN, MBDA, Messier-Dowty, Nexor, Northrop Grumman UK, Qinetiq, Osprey, CSL UK, Raytheon Systems, Rolls-Royce plc, Selex ES, Serco Group Plc and Thales UK.
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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled Saudi thugs, rabid noncing nobles, corrupt politico ponces, immoral arms dealers and bent money-laundering lawyers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
First, an extract from today's BBC online news:
UK warship escorts Russian carrier in English Channel
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745364
A British warship and three RAF Typhoons will keep "a close eye" on a Russian aircraft carrier and other ships as they sail past the UK. The carrier Admiral Kuznetsov and other Russian ships are passing through the English Channel on their way back to Russia from Syria. A Royal Navy Type 23 frigate, HMS St Albans, was dispatched to meet it as it neared British waters.
Per contra, rumours that the gaffe-prone nuclear-armed submarine, HMS Vengeance, would be shadowing the Kuznetsov from the deep have been scotched as BS grapevine gossip since its Biblical scale stand-down fubar in launching a Trident II D5 thermonuclear missile offshore Florida (USA) that went sort of – er – 'off-course' and made a beeline for Miami.
Fortunately (or not) the primary plutonium fission detonator was as screwed up as the onboard guidance system - so no big bang – or nuclear retaliation payback.
Ironically, as this was the only firing test of a British nuclear missile in four years, the fuck up raises serious 'panic stations' questions viz the reliability - and safety - of the Trident weapons system – and the rest of Britain's nuclear deterrent (more at 'liability') arsenal.
Biblical scale snafu's besides, Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Tory Defence Secretary - and incumbent Nasty Party MP for Kent's Old Scrotum constituency - Michael Fallon, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Hypocrisy Gazette, confided - quote: "We will keep a close eye on the Admiral Kuznetsov as it skulks back to Russia; a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people."
Hmmm, you can cop the stench of Fallon's gross hypocrisy from here.
So, WTF qualifies this fatally-flawed Knight of the Realm for the Ministry of Defence's top post? Surely not the self-righteous, egocentric tosspot's larcenous money-grubbing embezzlement record of fiddling his House of Conmans Parliamentary expenses – aka 'stealing from the public purse'? Nor his drunk driving convictions either – or anti-gay marriage moral posturing - and most definitely not the total lack of military experience in the self-delusional dog wanker's resume.
Mind you, he's a spot-on 'the buck doesn't stop here' liability dodger – perjuring himself before Parliament in a statement of "it's not our fault" - that the backward Kingdom of Saudi Arabia never told the export licensing Ministry of Defence that the stockpiles of banned 'Category A' anti-personnel BL755 clusterfuck bombs the UK government okayed the Bedfordshire-based INSYS / Kunting Engineering to flog to the KSA barbarians would be indiscriminately dropped on the innocent women n kids civilian population of Yemen – along with all the other pick n mix assorted aerial-delivered ka-boom nasties they ditch on hospitals and schools – and any fucker old enough to bleed - when the IQ-deficient Saudi pilots fail to target freedom-seeking Houthi rebel forces.
To wit, freaky Fallon's sanctimonious Russia-bashing comment viz the Admiral Kuznetsov carrier: "a ship of shame whose mission has only extended the suffering of the Syrian people" kinda exposes the tosser as a moral hypocrite considering his Ministry's continued licensing of arms sales to the barbaric Saudi government 'only extends the humanitarian suffering of the non-combatant Yemeni people'.
Thought for the day. In February 2016 the empathy-deficient Fallon – (an all-out bought n paid for Corporate stooge) - while castigated by human rights groups - was conversely congratulated for his 'tremendous support' to the British arms industry while attending a £450-a-head dinner at London's Hilton Hotel for the 'Aerospace Defence Security Group' weapons-of-death trade-body.
Members of 'War-4-Profit' ADS Group include BAE Systems, which builds the Eurofighter Typhoon and Tornado; Raytheon UK supplies Paveway guided bombs, while MBDA makes Brimstone missiles – all of which are being used in Saudi Arabia’s bombing campaign on Yemen.
Of course, this type of expose shite never makes the banner headline pages of the gutter press – only the 'distract the common herd' fake bullshit news generated and circulated by a corrupt Fourth Estate at the behest of their Establishment masters: the likes of Fallon's Nasty Party government – and the ADS Group – whose membership includes Atkins, Agusta-Westland, BAE Systems, Boeing Defence UK Ltd, Cobham plc, Daher Aerospace, EADS UK, Leonardo-Finmeccanica UK, GE Aviation, General Dynamics UK, GKN, MBDA, Messier-Dowty, Nexor, Northrop Grumman UK, Qinetiq, Osprey, CSL UK, Raytheon Systems, Rolls-Royce plc, Selex ES, Serco Group Plc and Thales UK.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled Saudi thugs, rabid noncing nobles, corrupt politico ponces, immoral arms dealers and bent money-laundering lawyers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Yemeni refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Sunday, 22 January 2017
UK Plods Copy Cat US Pigs Racist Atrocities
In today’s ‘You Couldn't Make This Shit Up' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Jack 'Weasle' McScrote, our deep cover mole, manning the covert hotline inside the Independent Police Coverups Commission for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A major head-scratching police investigation is underway after a pair of intellectually-challenged Plod Squad dingbats were captured on camera by a neighbour in the act of tasering a wholly innocent 63-year old 'person of colour' grand-daddy - who quite paradoxically was instrumental in establishing a socio-political group to foster better relations between the police and Bristol's burgeoning 'not quite white' – or Christian - community.
Hence yet another half-arsed investigation has been kick started by the graft and corruption-ridden IPCC watchdog to whitewash the latest Wallace & Gromit 'comedy of errors' misconduct incident perpetrated by the Bristol Police's IQ-deficient dipshit thugs in the wake of a 'Ferguson scale' fubar - wherein an innocent pedestrian out walking his dog was deliberately tasered in the face by a pair of uniformed morons who mistook him for the area's local anti-Christ – wanted man and Public Enemy No 6 – Dreadlocks Danny – aka the Rasta' Rascal.
This Wile E. Coyote snafu – with video footage of the entire brutal incident recorded by a neighbour and posted on YouTube - has to be branded with a Billboard slapstick irony label as the hapless victim, Mr Judah Adunbi - a resident of Bristol's 'Mad Maggie Sanger Social Housing Estate' - is a prominent activist in the Afro-Caribbean community and the singular 'darkie' member of the Avon & Scumerset Constabulary's own BME (black and minority ethnic) race relations Independent Advisory Group.
Speaking with one gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker, Mr Adunbi recalled "This pair of brain dead wankers sees me comin' down the road an' stands in the middle of the pavement an' sez "Hey up – it's Dreadlocks Danny" – ter which I sez "Yer havin' a fuckin' laugh aren't yer – he's an effin' teenager an' I look sod all like him" – an' as I makes ter push past 'em an' go up me garden path one plod grabs hold of me an' the evil split-arsed plod bitch wiv him sez "Cop fer this, yer Yardie scumbag" – an' fires her effin' taser thing wot hits me right in the kisser - an' this knocks me head over tits an' I lands right on me arse – an' cos of the effin' shock paralysin' me, I not only pisses meself but shit me pants as well."
Bristol Chief Constable Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher admitted to media hacks that the violent nature of the 'mistaken identity' arrest incident was not exactly the best public relations stunt his officers could have pulled – and has doubtless left common herd bystanders aghast and of a collective opinion that the tasering officer, WPC Fellatia Slagg, is a career sadist possessed of an arrogant contempt for perma-sun-tanned minority types – and with calculated malice aforethought – deliberately tasered Mr Adunbi in the face – which will doubtless be interpreted as yet another clear cut example of the national Plod Squad's institutional racism now being on a one to one par with that of their bigoted 'nigger-shooting' fellow police officers in the good ole US of A.
CC McGnasher continued: "But this type of shocking incident will become a thing of the past, for while our current batch of police officers have IQs well south of triple figures, we are introducing regulations that as future recruits will all be armed with tasers, side arms and an assault rifle to counter terrorist threats – they must either complete a three-year degree apprenticeship, a postgraduate conversion course or have a University degree qualification – plus be able to tie their own bootlaces and tell the difference between shit and shinola."
Hmmm, the mind boggles. Armed plods – whether kitted out with guns or tasers – are never – as the boast goes – gonna protect Broken Britain's common herd from terrorist attacks – all they can do is shoot the Muslim patsy fall guys dead post-attack status down at Canary Wharf before they can blab to the media that they'd been set up – as per 7/7.
Home Office rhetoric besides, we are always gonna be stuck with the likes of the sadistic PC Slimy Simon Hardwood, the Met's Territorial (Terrorist?) Support Group Plod Squad thug who beat innocent 2009 G20 protests passer-by Ian Tomlinson with malice aforethought, causing his death - and got off a manslaughter charge.
Or Sgt Delboy Stinkie, yet another half-chat mongrel Met TSG thug who - at the memorial to Ian Tomlinson's death - smacked G20 protester Knickerless Fisher around with a backhander and his telescopic steel asp baton as she was threatening him with a 'weapon' – actually a carton of orange juice – which the IQ-deficient Sgt Stinkie mistook for an AK47 assault rifle.
District Judge Daphne Prickham ruled Stinkie acted lawfully, despite video evidence posted on the internet showing him hitting a woman half his size with the back of his hand and a retractable metal baton.
Then we have the brainless excuse for a plod, PC Stuart Wright, who fired his 50,000 volts taser toy at disabled and blind 61-year old pensioner, Colin Farmyard, for carrying a white stick – which in his ultimate stupidity, he mistook for a Samurai sword.
Really, WTF? The Plod Squad trusts these morons with tasers and guns? And to add insult to injury, a Lancashire Plod Squad 'gross incompetency hearing' recommended that PC Wright be given a performance improvement notice.
Oh my, zero mention of a mandatory Common Sense course – or a trip to SpecSavers.
A last but not least point viz Broken Britain's not fit for purpose / graft & corruption-ridden Plod Squad we should duly make mention of North Wales Police Superintendent Gordon Angelsea, the 1980's Bryn Estyn paedo-serial child rapist – who was recently prosecuted and jailed for his 1980's kiddie fiddling excesses – and conveniently 'died' in the prison hospital before he could cut a deal by naming a whole swathe of paedophile politicos.
Angelsea had a master's degree from the Wrexham Institute of Pederasty in 'Care Home Sodomy' – and was a fellow craft Freemason of the Provincial Grand Chapter of Hertfordshire (Harpenden Chapter 4314) of his graft and corruption-ridden libel trial judge, Lord Justice Maurice Duckpond – who back in 1994 issued a ridiculously biased verdict favouring his secret handshake Brother Gordon and awarded the despicable lying twat Plod Squad bumboy mega-bucks payments of £375,000 quid in libel damages against the national press media.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, so much for the much-vaunted advent of 'facial recognition' technology.
Mind you, this pair of Common Purpose-indoctrinated twats are part of Broken Britain's same 'Boys in Blue' trigger-happy organisation who can't tell the difference between a blind man with a white stick and some local hood wielding a samurai sword – or a Brazilian electrician and a Mid-East Muslim terrorist – let alone a couple of darkies with dreadlocks.
Personally we've seen better organised riots.
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However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
A major head-scratching police investigation is underway after a pair of intellectually-challenged Plod Squad dingbats were captured on camera by a neighbour in the act of tasering a wholly innocent 63-year old 'person of colour' grand-daddy - who quite paradoxically was instrumental in establishing a socio-political group to foster better relations between the police and Bristol's burgeoning 'not quite white' – or Christian - community.
Hence yet another half-arsed investigation has been kick started by the graft and corruption-ridden IPCC watchdog to whitewash the latest Wallace & Gromit 'comedy of errors' misconduct incident perpetrated by the Bristol Police's IQ-deficient dipshit thugs in the wake of a 'Ferguson scale' fubar - wherein an innocent pedestrian out walking his dog was deliberately tasered in the face by a pair of uniformed morons who mistook him for the area's local anti-Christ – wanted man and Public Enemy No 6 – Dreadlocks Danny – aka the Rasta' Rascal.
This Wile E. Coyote snafu – with video footage of the entire brutal incident recorded by a neighbour and posted on YouTube - has to be branded with a Billboard slapstick irony label as the hapless victim, Mr Judah Adunbi - a resident of Bristol's 'Mad Maggie Sanger Social Housing Estate' - is a prominent activist in the Afro-Caribbean community and the singular 'darkie' member of the Avon & Scumerset Constabulary's own BME (black and minority ethnic) race relations Independent Advisory Group.
Speaking with one gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker, Mr Adunbi recalled "This pair of brain dead wankers sees me comin' down the road an' stands in the middle of the pavement an' sez "Hey up – it's Dreadlocks Danny" – ter which I sez "Yer havin' a fuckin' laugh aren't yer – he's an effin' teenager an' I look sod all like him" – an' as I makes ter push past 'em an' go up me garden path one plod grabs hold of me an' the evil split-arsed plod bitch wiv him sez "Cop fer this, yer Yardie scumbag" – an' fires her effin' taser thing wot hits me right in the kisser - an' this knocks me head over tits an' I lands right on me arse – an' cos of the effin' shock paralysin' me, I not only pisses meself but shit me pants as well."
Bristol Chief Constable Harry 'Pitbull' McGnasher admitted to media hacks that the violent nature of the 'mistaken identity' arrest incident was not exactly the best public relations stunt his officers could have pulled – and has doubtless left common herd bystanders aghast and of a collective opinion that the tasering officer, WPC Fellatia Slagg, is a career sadist possessed of an arrogant contempt for perma-sun-tanned minority types – and with calculated malice aforethought – deliberately tasered Mr Adunbi in the face – which will doubtless be interpreted as yet another clear cut example of the national Plod Squad's institutional racism now being on a one to one par with that of their bigoted 'nigger-shooting' fellow police officers in the good ole US of A.
CC McGnasher continued: "But this type of shocking incident will become a thing of the past, for while our current batch of police officers have IQs well south of triple figures, we are introducing regulations that as future recruits will all be armed with tasers, side arms and an assault rifle to counter terrorist threats – they must either complete a three-year degree apprenticeship, a postgraduate conversion course or have a University degree qualification – plus be able to tie their own bootlaces and tell the difference between shit and shinola."
Hmmm, the mind boggles. Armed plods – whether kitted out with guns or tasers – are never – as the boast goes – gonna protect Broken Britain's common herd from terrorist attacks – all they can do is shoot the Muslim patsy fall guys dead post-attack status down at Canary Wharf before they can blab to the media that they'd been set up – as per 7/7.
Home Office rhetoric besides, we are always gonna be stuck with the likes of the sadistic PC Slimy Simon Hardwood, the Met's Territorial (Terrorist?) Support Group Plod Squad thug who beat innocent 2009 G20 protests passer-by Ian Tomlinson with malice aforethought, causing his death - and got off a manslaughter charge.
Or Sgt Delboy Stinkie, yet another half-chat mongrel Met TSG thug who - at the memorial to Ian Tomlinson's death - smacked G20 protester Knickerless Fisher around with a backhander and his telescopic steel asp baton as she was threatening him with a 'weapon' – actually a carton of orange juice – which the IQ-deficient Sgt Stinkie mistook for an AK47 assault rifle.
District Judge Daphne Prickham ruled Stinkie acted lawfully, despite video evidence posted on the internet showing him hitting a woman half his size with the back of his hand and a retractable metal baton.
Then we have the brainless excuse for a plod, PC Stuart Wright, who fired his 50,000 volts taser toy at disabled and blind 61-year old pensioner, Colin Farmyard, for carrying a white stick – which in his ultimate stupidity, he mistook for a Samurai sword.
Really, WTF? The Plod Squad trusts these morons with tasers and guns? And to add insult to injury, a Lancashire Plod Squad 'gross incompetency hearing' recommended that PC Wright be given a performance improvement notice.
Oh my, zero mention of a mandatory Common Sense course – or a trip to SpecSavers.
A last but not least point viz Broken Britain's not fit for purpose / graft & corruption-ridden Plod Squad we should duly make mention of North Wales Police Superintendent Gordon Angelsea, the 1980's Bryn Estyn paedo-serial child rapist – who was recently prosecuted and jailed for his 1980's kiddie fiddling excesses – and conveniently 'died' in the prison hospital before he could cut a deal by naming a whole swathe of paedophile politicos.
Angelsea had a master's degree from the Wrexham Institute of Pederasty in 'Care Home Sodomy' – and was a fellow craft Freemason of the Provincial Grand Chapter of Hertfordshire (Harpenden Chapter 4314) of his graft and corruption-ridden libel trial judge, Lord Justice Maurice Duckpond – who back in 1994 issued a ridiculously biased verdict favouring his secret handshake Brother Gordon and awarded the despicable lying twat Plod Squad bumboy mega-bucks payments of £375,000 quid in libel damages against the national press media.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, so much for the much-vaunted advent of 'facial recognition' technology.
Mind you, this pair of Common Purpose-indoctrinated twats are part of Broken Britain's same 'Boys in Blue' trigger-happy organisation who can't tell the difference between a blind man with a white stick and some local hood wielding a samurai sword – or a Brazilian electrician and a Mid-East Muslim terrorist – let alone a couple of darkies with dreadlocks.
Personally we've seen better organised riots.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry 'felcher-friendly' sized mammals – voles, gerbils, hamsters, cavies, dwarf bunnies, ferrets and otters – or Syrian pikey refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
However, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Kosher Nostra lobby – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Friday, 13 January 2017
UK Paedo-Elite Jail Yet Another Whistleblower
Melanie Shaw Given Two Years Following Secret Court Hearing
BRIAN GERRISH / UK CLOUMN / Thursday, 12th January 2017
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/melanie-shaw-given-two-years-following-secret-court-hearing
On Wednesday 11 January 2016, Melanie Shaw, the whistleblower victim on the horrific abuse of children which occurred at the then county council-run Beechwood Children's Home in Nottinghamshire in the late 1980s, was given a two-year custodial sentence in a secret court hearing.
The nature of the charge against her is unclear and that information is refused when requested of court staff. The case took place late yesterday morning but it did not appear on any court lists until the hearing was past.
Melanie Shaw did not appear in person in court for this hearing, which was conducted by video link from her prison, as has also been the case with previous of her court 'appearances'.
She states that without fail, whenever in the past she has given testimony by such video link, she has been cut off on the pretext that "you were shouting", which she denies.
The effect of this is to prevent her testimony from going on the court record, as well as to prevent her as defendant from hearing certain deliberations and assertions being made in the courtroom.
In addition, UK Column News is very confident that at this particular secret hearing, no member of the public was present, and particularly not any of the supporters who have been following Melanie Shaw's case very closely. The public is therefore entirely dependent on any transcripts—accurate and complete or otherwise—which may be produced in order to find out what was said at the hearing.
Time already served by Melanie Shaw in prison on remand, namely 11 months, mostly in solitary confinement, does not appear to have been set against the two-year custodial sentence imposed yesterday.
Melanie Shaw is one of the few child abuse whistleblowers who is prepared to name politicians as having been among the abusers of her fellow inmates, some of whom she asserts were murdered on site at Beechwood.
Her reminiscences date from 1987, in which year the Cabinet was constituted of these politicians until the general election that May and of these politicians thereafter. (This does not constitute an allegation by UK Column News that any particular Cabinet minister at the above links was an abuser.)
Melanie Shaw's correspondence address in prison is:
Melanie Shaw
A4126DE
HMP Foston Hall
Uttoxeter Road
Foston
Derby, DE65 5DN
United Kingdom
It is advisable if writing to Melanie Shaw to use a card or light letter containing no stamps, blank paper, return envelopes, money or any other objects. These are highly likely to be confiscated, potentially together with the letter or card itself.
Definition of terms: By "secret court hearing", UK Column News means:
(a) a court hearing not listed until after it took place;
(b) a court hearing whose outcome (i.e. of what alleged crime Melanie Shaw has been convicted) is withheld from the public on request, to the puzzlement of some court staff themselves.
By these two definitions, UK Column News is quite confident in describing Melanie Shaw as a political prisoner.
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Thought for the day. So WTF is Mel guilty of? Easy – exposing her childhood sexual abuse ordeals – and that of a legion of other vulnerable 'in-care' (sic – what a joke) by a graft and corruption-ridden British secret handshake Satanist establishment still run by the very same scum who legalised 'beast with two backs' sodomy in 1967 to serve their own perverted sexual aberrations – and supported the Paedophile Information Exchange drive to have the age of kiddie fiddling 'consent' (another sick joke) lowered to pre-pubescence.
Oh yes, our once-sceptred isle is chocker full of these vile nonce ponce psycho-villains at the reins of power – the same scatbags who covered up the Masonic 'Magic Circle' / Speculative Society arse bandit / pederast-linked Dunblane Massacre with a 100 year gagging order – and still refuse to investigate the Hollie Greig (circa 2000) Beechwood Special School (yep – yet another Beechwood) sexual abuse scandal – perpetrated by an organised elitist paedo ring that rules the roost in Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen – a crime that bounces off Police Scotland and leads straight back to the Tartan Tadgers BD/SM Violate Club membership rolls – protected by a disreputable clutch of Glassie-based media-gagging lawyers – then on, this trail of toxic filth leads right to the front door of Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament - and permeates the septic ranks of the sociopath-infested Crown Office and their equally-bent 'Secret Squirrel' Security Services.
Och aye, the philosophical maxim of Salus populi suprema lex esti (The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law) takes second place to covering up the guilty establishment secrets of kiddie fiddling establishment deadbeat onanists in bonny caber-tossing Nonceland.
Now this very same Scottish criminal cabal are persecuting Janice and Brian Docherty – tenants on Viscount Petersham's (aka William Henry Leicester Stanhope) Crimonmogate (more at 'Cringegate') estate - for having the moral audacity to file a complaint with the Freemason-infested Police Nonceland in July 2014 against an Aberdeenshire-based (ring any bells?) elitist predatory paedo gang whose 'representative' made them an outlandish offer of a large financial incentive to permit them to sexually molest their special needs autistic son.
Of course, the burning question of the moment remains: Who has the power to marshal the resources of three states (Scotland, Eire, England) to harass a single family for telling the truth?
Why, none other than Broken Britain's corrupt government system. And here Rusty, alike Robert Green, can speak from personal experience, viz their pursuit of justice for special needs / disabled / child sexual abuse victim, Hollie Greig - and the subsequent multiple arrests and joint imprisonments as political prisoners they were meted out – to silence them from further finger-pointing exposes of those establishment officials guilty of the child sexual abuse - and their lackey-stooge apologists and criminal cover-up agents – rewarded for their iniquitous sins of sophistry with financial inducements, unqualified career promotions – and transitory, more scent than substance / window dressing royal titles.
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/brutal-protection-paedophiles
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/docherty-case-ten-questions
http://aanirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/child-abuse-cover-up-in-scotland.html
BRIAN GERRISH / UK CLOUMN / Thursday, 12th January 2017
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/melanie-shaw-given-two-years-following-secret-court-hearing
On Wednesday 11 January 2016, Melanie Shaw, the whistleblower victim on the horrific abuse of children which occurred at the then county council-run Beechwood Children's Home in Nottinghamshire in the late 1980s, was given a two-year custodial sentence in a secret court hearing.
The nature of the charge against her is unclear and that information is refused when requested of court staff. The case took place late yesterday morning but it did not appear on any court lists until the hearing was past.
Melanie Shaw did not appear in person in court for this hearing, which was conducted by video link from her prison, as has also been the case with previous of her court 'appearances'.
She states that without fail, whenever in the past she has given testimony by such video link, she has been cut off on the pretext that "you were shouting", which she denies.
The effect of this is to prevent her testimony from going on the court record, as well as to prevent her as defendant from hearing certain deliberations and assertions being made in the courtroom.
In addition, UK Column News is very confident that at this particular secret hearing, no member of the public was present, and particularly not any of the supporters who have been following Melanie Shaw's case very closely. The public is therefore entirely dependent on any transcripts—accurate and complete or otherwise—which may be produced in order to find out what was said at the hearing.
Time already served by Melanie Shaw in prison on remand, namely 11 months, mostly in solitary confinement, does not appear to have been set against the two-year custodial sentence imposed yesterday.
Melanie Shaw is one of the few child abuse whistleblowers who is prepared to name politicians as having been among the abusers of her fellow inmates, some of whom she asserts were murdered on site at Beechwood.
Her reminiscences date from 1987, in which year the Cabinet was constituted of these politicians until the general election that May and of these politicians thereafter. (This does not constitute an allegation by UK Column News that any particular Cabinet minister at the above links was an abuser.)
Melanie Shaw's correspondence address in prison is:
Melanie Shaw
A4126DE
HMP Foston Hall
Uttoxeter Road
Foston
Derby, DE65 5DN
United Kingdom
It is advisable if writing to Melanie Shaw to use a card or light letter containing no stamps, blank paper, return envelopes, money or any other objects. These are highly likely to be confiscated, potentially together with the letter or card itself.
Definition of terms: By "secret court hearing", UK Column News means:
(a) a court hearing not listed until after it took place;
(b) a court hearing whose outcome (i.e. of what alleged crime Melanie Shaw has been convicted) is withheld from the public on request, to the puzzlement of some court staff themselves.
By these two definitions, UK Column News is quite confident in describing Melanie Shaw as a political prisoner.
Help the UK Column by becoming a member: http://www.ukcolumn.org/
Thought for the day. So WTF is Mel guilty of? Easy – exposing her childhood sexual abuse ordeals – and that of a legion of other vulnerable 'in-care' (sic – what a joke) by a graft and corruption-ridden British secret handshake Satanist establishment still run by the very same scum who legalised 'beast with two backs' sodomy in 1967 to serve their own perverted sexual aberrations – and supported the Paedophile Information Exchange drive to have the age of kiddie fiddling 'consent' (another sick joke) lowered to pre-pubescence.
Oh yes, our once-sceptred isle is chocker full of these vile nonce ponce psycho-villains at the reins of power – the same scatbags who covered up the Masonic 'Magic Circle' / Speculative Society arse bandit / pederast-linked Dunblane Massacre with a 100 year gagging order – and still refuse to investigate the Hollie Greig (circa 2000) Beechwood Special School (yep – yet another Beechwood) sexual abuse scandal – perpetrated by an organised elitist paedo ring that rules the roost in Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen – a crime that bounces off Police Scotland and leads straight back to the Tartan Tadgers BD/SM Violate Club membership rolls – protected by a disreputable clutch of Glassie-based media-gagging lawyers – then on, this trail of toxic filth leads right to the front door of Edinburgh's Holyrood Parliament - and permeates the septic ranks of the sociopath-infested Crown Office and their equally-bent 'Secret Squirrel' Security Services.
Och aye, the philosophical maxim of Salus populi suprema lex esti (The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law) takes second place to covering up the guilty establishment secrets of kiddie fiddling establishment deadbeat onanists in bonny caber-tossing Nonceland.
Now this very same Scottish criminal cabal are persecuting Janice and Brian Docherty – tenants on Viscount Petersham's (aka William Henry Leicester Stanhope) Crimonmogate (more at 'Cringegate') estate - for having the moral audacity to file a complaint with the Freemason-infested Police Nonceland in July 2014 against an Aberdeenshire-based (ring any bells?) elitist predatory paedo gang whose 'representative' made them an outlandish offer of a large financial incentive to permit them to sexually molest their special needs autistic son.
Of course, the burning question of the moment remains: Who has the power to marshal the resources of three states (Scotland, Eire, England) to harass a single family for telling the truth?
Why, none other than Broken Britain's corrupt government system. And here Rusty, alike Robert Green, can speak from personal experience, viz their pursuit of justice for special needs / disabled / child sexual abuse victim, Hollie Greig - and the subsequent multiple arrests and joint imprisonments as political prisoners they were meted out – to silence them from further finger-pointing exposes of those establishment officials guilty of the child sexual abuse - and their lackey-stooge apologists and criminal cover-up agents – rewarded for their iniquitous sins of sophistry with financial inducements, unqualified career promotions – and transitory, more scent than substance / window dressing royal titles.
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/brutal-protection-paedophiles
http://www.ukcolumn.org/article/docherty-case-ten-questions
http://aanirfan.blogspot.co.uk/2015/10/child-abuse-cover-up-in-scotland.html
Sunday, 8 January 2017
Brits Wake Up: Defund Afro Girly Band
In today’s ‘Taxpayer Ripoffs Expose’ counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our battlefront cross-dressing media correspondent, Jack 'Call Me Mollie' McSkanger - manning the live news cellphone hotline from Addis Ababa for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to House of Conmans tittle-tattles, Broken Britain's taxpayers will no longer have their hard-earned £ pounds n pence squandered on funding a five-member Ethiopian girly band.
International Development Secretary Shiti Pratel (Tory MP for the Essex' 'Withering' constituency) announced a review of the illogical funding after reports that split arsed pop group Smegma received £5.2 million quid in foreign aid – aka cash from the public purse.
Slut Effect, the Ethiopian group which manages Smegma and promotes women's rights in the backward excuse for a country, claims its money-grubbing aims had been 'wilfully misrepresented'.
Really, WTF is the Ministry for Wasting Public Money doing funding second rate girly bands in some Third World political chaos shithole like Ethiopia – when they can't even provide for an ailing NHS - and our own homeless, unemployed and elderly citizens in need?
As if anyone with two ounces of common sense to rub together wants to waste public resources on a hopeless case dump like Ethiopia – but conversely some shit-for-brains do-gooder might well do so – then let the Italian Wops look after the place and fund the girly band wanabees – for it was, after all, one of their colonial conquests that Mussolini's fascist regime took great pains to bomb into submission in the mid-1930's – then left in an even bigger socio-economic-political mess than when they first arrived.
A Christmas wake-up call leaked by Parliamentary whistle-blowers revealed that the five-piece girly band, Smegma, had been given a £5.2 million nicker grant as part of a three year programme aimed at empowering women in Ethiopia – a basket case failed state still under an iron rod six-month state of emergency in the face of a wave of unprecedented anti-government protests last October.
However, since this piece of news was leaked and the proverbial crap hit the fan, the Shitrakers Gazette sarcastically dubbed the band 'Ethiopia's Spice Girls' and claimed that grants to the group were a waste of money – a fact followed up by International Development Minister Shiti Pratel, who informed gutter press media hacks that '"there are more effective ways to squander UK foreign aid cash – and defunding the Smegma band will free up £5 million quid that can be put to better use by the RAF – bombing Syrian troops and civilians around Aleppo."
The five-strong female Smegma pop group was founded in 2013 aiming to tackle issues including domestic violence, forced marriage and female genital mutilation through their songs and online videos.
Its members are all in their early twenties and adopted the nom de guerre stage names of Lemsip, Vimto, Prozac, Spam and Meerkat – after the contents of their shared apartment kitchen shelves.
Until Mrs Pratel slashed their funding source earlier this week they performed a weekly drama and talk show on Ethiopian radio, as well as running a YouTube channel – and won local acclaim with their first 'hit' (sic) – 'Rastafarian Caesarean' four years ago - and recently released their latest song, Kitehen Lebdaw Gela Tebi, which roughly translates as 'Fuck Your Ass, Cocksucker' in Ethiopia's official Amharic language – a high pitched ballad reminiscent of a sack of tomcats being subjected to a good 'old time religion' Sharia Law crowd kicking.
Thought for the day. Money for foreign aid galore - but how much do Broken Britain's homeless n unemployed get? Sweet fuck all.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The gospel according to House of Conmans tittle-tattles, Broken Britain's taxpayers will no longer have their hard-earned £ pounds n pence squandered on funding a five-member Ethiopian girly band.
International Development Secretary Shiti Pratel (Tory MP for the Essex' 'Withering' constituency) announced a review of the illogical funding after reports that split arsed pop group Smegma received £5.2 million quid in foreign aid – aka cash from the public purse.
Slut Effect, the Ethiopian group which manages Smegma and promotes women's rights in the backward excuse for a country, claims its money-grubbing aims had been 'wilfully misrepresented'.
Really, WTF is the Ministry for Wasting Public Money doing funding second rate girly bands in some Third World political chaos shithole like Ethiopia – when they can't even provide for an ailing NHS - and our own homeless, unemployed and elderly citizens in need?
As if anyone with two ounces of common sense to rub together wants to waste public resources on a hopeless case dump like Ethiopia – but conversely some shit-for-brains do-gooder might well do so – then let the Italian Wops look after the place and fund the girly band wanabees – for it was, after all, one of their colonial conquests that Mussolini's fascist regime took great pains to bomb into submission in the mid-1930's – then left in an even bigger socio-economic-political mess than when they first arrived.
A Christmas wake-up call leaked by Parliamentary whistle-blowers revealed that the five-piece girly band, Smegma, had been given a £5.2 million nicker grant as part of a three year programme aimed at empowering women in Ethiopia – a basket case failed state still under an iron rod six-month state of emergency in the face of a wave of unprecedented anti-government protests last October.
However, since this piece of news was leaked and the proverbial crap hit the fan, the Shitrakers Gazette sarcastically dubbed the band 'Ethiopia's Spice Girls' and claimed that grants to the group were a waste of money – a fact followed up by International Development Minister Shiti Pratel, who informed gutter press media hacks that '"there are more effective ways to squander UK foreign aid cash – and defunding the Smegma band will free up £5 million quid that can be put to better use by the RAF – bombing Syrian troops and civilians around Aleppo."
The five-strong female Smegma pop group was founded in 2013 aiming to tackle issues including domestic violence, forced marriage and female genital mutilation through their songs and online videos.
Its members are all in their early twenties and adopted the nom de guerre stage names of Lemsip, Vimto, Prozac, Spam and Meerkat – after the contents of their shared apartment kitchen shelves.
Until Mrs Pratel slashed their funding source earlier this week they performed a weekly drama and talk show on Ethiopian radio, as well as running a YouTube channel – and won local acclaim with their first 'hit' (sic) – 'Rastafarian Caesarean' four years ago - and recently released their latest song, Kitehen Lebdaw Gela Tebi, which roughly translates as 'Fuck Your Ass, Cocksucker' in Ethiopia's official Amharic language – a high pitched ballad reminiscent of a sack of tomcats being subjected to a good 'old time religion' Sharia Law crowd kicking.
Thought for the day. Money for foreign aid galore - but how much do Broken Britain's homeless n unemployed get? Sweet fuck all.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture news sheet and free radical alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate – and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Sunday, 1 January 2017
UK: Man-Child Refugee Migrant Scam
In this New Year ‘Enhanced Ripoffs’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip – live and as it happens - via our undercover Islamic 'shufty bint' Mandeep McSkanger - manning the mobile phone hotline from a bus shelter outside Croydon's Lunatic House refugee transit processing facility – exclusively for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to Mandeep's whistle-blowing mole contacts - embedded in the heart of the Border Force immigration agency – reveals yet another boatload of Muslim child 'asylum seeking' refugees is scheduled to arrive in Broken Britain the first week of the 2017 New Year – with reports that this latest bunch of scrounging scrotes were found living on the Port de Calais' Rue Vigier landfill site since their adjacent Jungle Book Refugee Camp was demolished at the onset of winter 2016.
The scores of pick n mix refugee counterfeit kids – some looking as young as 25 – were discovered by do-gooder busybodies from the Safe Passage charity (the migrant arm of Citizen UK) last week while staff were expediting their customary non-denominational Xmas Eve home-made mini pork pie and sausage roll handout rounds.
Speaking to the editorial desk of the Xenophobes Gazette on a contraband mobile phone from his HMP Shithole two-man prison cell – (which he shares with convicted Muslim hate-preaching Islam4UK career shit-stirrer, Anjem ibn Himar Choudary) - former British Thug Party councillor and current Britain First leader, Paul Goldfish - expressed disgust that "Wot, more fuckin' migrant refugee scum arrivin' from the Jungle Book camp in Calais an' posin' as effin' kids? Cos in the last effin' batch of supposedly under-18's wot social workers processed there woz hundreds of adult asylum seekers lyin' through their fuckin' teeth about their age ter enter Britain posin' as teenagers - when in all truth they woz a bunch of ISIS Saracen Scally terrorist types on the cadge fer jobseekers allowance an' child tax credits."
"Fer fuck's sake, they had one twat who said he woz 13 an' looked more like closer ter 40 – an' then the same lyin' bastard MSM sez he woz the kiddie refugee's interpreter – wot woz a big effin' lie, in an' of itself – an' the effin' Home Office took their feet-draggin' time ter deny that woz the case – an' still they let the tosser stay here."
Right on, for a change, this semi-qualified opinion from professional jingoist and all-round hate-monger Mr Goldfish – for official age assessments carried out by social workers across the country revealed that a staggering number of those claiming to be lone refugee children were far older than they pretended to be.
David Davies, Tory Nasty Party MP for Monmouth, commented to one gutter press hack from the Impostors Review that after observing several purportedly child asylum seeking migrants disembarking the bus outside Croydon's Lunatic House with the aid of Zimmer frames that "I really hope our British hospitality isn't being abused – as many have no birth certificates or passports."
Nope mate – it's British gullibility – and the long-suffering taxpaying voters – that are being abused - by this nonsensical government's insane foreign – and domestic - policies.
And as to Davies' dearth of 'birth certificates and passports' comment - of course they don't – the only one's with either document are the genuine 'under 18's' – all the rest of these counterfeit child adults have ditched their proof of age / identity / nationality papers in the nearest shredder.
Thus the current PTB Establishment / Border Force's 'Project Shambles' (more at Project Snafu: Let Any Fucker In) philosophy regarding migrants suspected of lying about their age shall continue as skewed as ever – with offenders given the 'benefit of doubt' – along with a shedload of other 'benefits' – social housing / welfare payments / medical etc, et al.
Obviously the incumbent Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Sickretary, Amber Crudd - (a former Botox addict and co-founder of the Hastings-based Gladys Grott Halitosis Society) – along with Border Force Director General, Sir Charles Monty-Python and Chief Operating Officer, Philip Duffer, are collectively in a state of 'we know nothing' utter denial regarding six-foot tall impostor / counterfeit child migrants / asylum seekers from crappy Calais's Jungle Book Camp arriving on the shores of our once-sceptred isle in need of a shave.
Die Hard British nationalists might recall that just prior to the long overdue demolition of Port de Calais' sprawling Jungle Book refugee camp, a team of shit for brains Safe Passage charity workers were wandering around the shithole with megaphones, balling out "Who wants ter go ter Britain fer a welfare benefits paid vacation?"
Hence little wonder every pseudo Muslim fucker and their underage dog jumped on the proverbial bandwagon – including scores of ISIS / Daesh / ISIL (same shit in different wrapping) Takfiri Jolly Jihadist types - disguised as children and creating a Catch 22 fubar of Biblical (or Koranic) proportions – with the lot all hell bent on executing (sic) random 'mayhem n chaos' terror attacks at their designated kindergartens and local toyshops – to pave their way to Paradise.
Conversely, Ras al Shitbag of the London-based Mujahideen Migration Watch think-tank, opined to gutter press hacks that the asylum seekers should be given the benefit of the doubt.
"To the unqualified eyes of the stupid Christian British public, most of these children might seem older than they look – and appear at first glance to be vulgarian infidel scum with the criminal mindset of thieves and rapists."
"But in response I say 'Is it any surprise they look like that after what they've been through: fighting in the hills, killing their fellow Muslims – both Sunnis and Shites, - with nothing to eat or drink for weeks on end - and being tortured and sexually abused by ISIS sodomites – then travelling thousands of miles through Turkey and Europe and getting shagged up the arse at every pit stop?' We need to be circumspect and inclined to give the benefit of the doubt unless there is undeniable evidence to suggest they are a lot older."
Hmmm, thanks for that little piece of skewed rhetoric from Mr al Shitbag.
Then we have the likes of knobheads such as second rate soccer pundit Garry Lineker's totally unqualified opinion that any fucker or their dog who questions a child migrant's age is a 'hideous racist' – and probably homophobic, an anti-Semite and Holohoax denier to boot.
But not quite as bad as one Border Force doctor suggesting that many of these adult impostor 'children' are in fact suffering from progeria - aka Hutchinson-Gilford Syndrome – or may be due to differences in the timing of the onset of puberty - with 12-year old Afghan asylum seeker, Hamid bin Bag - sporting a half metre beard - described as simply being mature for his age.
Now, as opposed to child refugees having their ages checked by someone from Henshaws Blind Institute how about the Border Force contracts a couple of horse-canny pikey travellers to check the teeth of the next incoming batch of child refugees to see who's lying about their age – specifically targeting those with grey hair or complaining of enlarged prostate medical conditions.
Thought for the day. So who the fuck is running the Border Force immigration control – Wallace n Gromit – or is it now a PFI job, farmed out to the incompetent likes of Wile E. Coyote?
Amber Crudd's Home Office and Borders Force officials claim there is no safe way to check the ages of child refugee / asylum seekers.
Que? WTF? How about the application of common fucking sense to start with.
However, this is precisely what the Rothshite Kosher Nostra's Edomite Mafia / New World Order Neo-Con fascist scum want – the absolute dissolution of our once-sceptred isle's Anglo-Saxon national identity - via forced multi-culturism / mass heathen immigration.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. A news sheet and alternative media source not owned by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle / Violate BD/SM Club kiddie fiddling cabal – along with their Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services sodomite / paedo-enablers and cover-up protectors).
The gospel according to Mandeep's whistle-blowing mole contacts - embedded in the heart of the Border Force immigration agency – reveals yet another boatload of Muslim child 'asylum seeking' refugees is scheduled to arrive in Broken Britain the first week of the 2017 New Year – with reports that this latest bunch of scrounging scrotes were found living on the Port de Calais' Rue Vigier landfill site since their adjacent Jungle Book Refugee Camp was demolished at the onset of winter 2016.
The scores of pick n mix refugee counterfeit kids – some looking as young as 25 – were discovered by do-gooder busybodies from the Safe Passage charity (the migrant arm of Citizen UK) last week while staff were expediting their customary non-denominational Xmas Eve home-made mini pork pie and sausage roll handout rounds.
Speaking to the editorial desk of the Xenophobes Gazette on a contraband mobile phone from his HMP Shithole two-man prison cell – (which he shares with convicted Muslim hate-preaching Islam4UK career shit-stirrer, Anjem ibn Himar Choudary) - former British Thug Party councillor and current Britain First leader, Paul Goldfish - expressed disgust that "Wot, more fuckin' migrant refugee scum arrivin' from the Jungle Book camp in Calais an' posin' as effin' kids? Cos in the last effin' batch of supposedly under-18's wot social workers processed there woz hundreds of adult asylum seekers lyin' through their fuckin' teeth about their age ter enter Britain posin' as teenagers - when in all truth they woz a bunch of ISIS Saracen Scally terrorist types on the cadge fer jobseekers allowance an' child tax credits."
"Fer fuck's sake, they had one twat who said he woz 13 an' looked more like closer ter 40 – an' then the same lyin' bastard MSM sez he woz the kiddie refugee's interpreter – wot woz a big effin' lie, in an' of itself – an' the effin' Home Office took their feet-draggin' time ter deny that woz the case – an' still they let the tosser stay here."
Right on, for a change, this semi-qualified opinion from professional jingoist and all-round hate-monger Mr Goldfish – for official age assessments carried out by social workers across the country revealed that a staggering number of those claiming to be lone refugee children were far older than they pretended to be.
David Davies, Tory Nasty Party MP for Monmouth, commented to one gutter press hack from the Impostors Review that after observing several purportedly child asylum seeking migrants disembarking the bus outside Croydon's Lunatic House with the aid of Zimmer frames that "I really hope our British hospitality isn't being abused – as many have no birth certificates or passports."
Nope mate – it's British gullibility – and the long-suffering taxpaying voters – that are being abused - by this nonsensical government's insane foreign – and domestic - policies.
And as to Davies' dearth of 'birth certificates and passports' comment - of course they don't – the only one's with either document are the genuine 'under 18's' – all the rest of these counterfeit child adults have ditched their proof of age / identity / nationality papers in the nearest shredder.
Thus the current PTB Establishment / Border Force's 'Project Shambles' (more at Project Snafu: Let Any Fucker In) philosophy regarding migrants suspected of lying about their age shall continue as skewed as ever – with offenders given the 'benefit of doubt' – along with a shedload of other 'benefits' – social housing / welfare payments / medical etc, et al.
Obviously the incumbent Nasty Party's ginger mingin Home Sickretary, Amber Crudd - (a former Botox addict and co-founder of the Hastings-based Gladys Grott Halitosis Society) – along with Border Force Director General, Sir Charles Monty-Python and Chief Operating Officer, Philip Duffer, are collectively in a state of 'we know nothing' utter denial regarding six-foot tall impostor / counterfeit child migrants / asylum seekers from crappy Calais's Jungle Book Camp arriving on the shores of our once-sceptred isle in need of a shave.
Die Hard British nationalists might recall that just prior to the long overdue demolition of Port de Calais' sprawling Jungle Book refugee camp, a team of shit for brains Safe Passage charity workers were wandering around the shithole with megaphones, balling out "Who wants ter go ter Britain fer a welfare benefits paid vacation?"
Hence little wonder every pseudo Muslim fucker and their underage dog jumped on the proverbial bandwagon – including scores of ISIS / Daesh / ISIL (same shit in different wrapping) Takfiri Jolly Jihadist types - disguised as children and creating a Catch 22 fubar of Biblical (or Koranic) proportions – with the lot all hell bent on executing (sic) random 'mayhem n chaos' terror attacks at their designated kindergartens and local toyshops – to pave their way to Paradise.
Conversely, Ras al Shitbag of the London-based Mujahideen Migration Watch think-tank, opined to gutter press hacks that the asylum seekers should be given the benefit of the doubt.
"To the unqualified eyes of the stupid Christian British public, most of these children might seem older than they look – and appear at first glance to be vulgarian infidel scum with the criminal mindset of thieves and rapists."
"But in response I say 'Is it any surprise they look like that after what they've been through: fighting in the hills, killing their fellow Muslims – both Sunnis and Shites, - with nothing to eat or drink for weeks on end - and being tortured and sexually abused by ISIS sodomites – then travelling thousands of miles through Turkey and Europe and getting shagged up the arse at every pit stop?' We need to be circumspect and inclined to give the benefit of the doubt unless there is undeniable evidence to suggest they are a lot older."
Hmmm, thanks for that little piece of skewed rhetoric from Mr al Shitbag.
Then we have the likes of knobheads such as second rate soccer pundit Garry Lineker's totally unqualified opinion that any fucker or their dog who questions a child migrant's age is a 'hideous racist' – and probably homophobic, an anti-Semite and Holohoax denier to boot.
But not quite as bad as one Border Force doctor suggesting that many of these adult impostor 'children' are in fact suffering from progeria - aka Hutchinson-Gilford Syndrome – or may be due to differences in the timing of the onset of puberty - with 12-year old Afghan asylum seeker, Hamid bin Bag - sporting a half metre beard - described as simply being mature for his age.
Now, as opposed to child refugees having their ages checked by someone from Henshaws Blind Institute how about the Border Force contracts a couple of horse-canny pikey travellers to check the teeth of the next incoming batch of child refugees to see who's lying about their age – specifically targeting those with grey hair or complaining of enlarged prostate medical conditions.
Thought for the day. So who the fuck is running the Border Force immigration control – Wallace n Gromit – or is it now a PFI job, farmed out to the incompetent likes of Wile E. Coyote?
Amber Crudd's Home Office and Borders Force officials claim there is no safe way to check the ages of child refugee / asylum seekers.
Que? WTF? How about the application of common fucking sense to start with.
However, this is precisely what the Rothshite Kosher Nostra's Edomite Mafia / New World Order Neo-Con fascist scum want – the absolute dissolution of our once-sceptred isle's Anglo-Saxon national identity - via forced multi-culturism / mass heathen immigration.
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