Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Congratulations to the Essex Plod Squad who have this week won awards not only for gross incompetence but also their unprofessional ‘CCL’ (Couldn’t Care Less) attitude which was exposed to the scrutiny of the hapless council tax funding ‘common herd’ demographic after they took six days to respond to a 999 call from a couple of pensioners whose house was being burgled by a gang of Balkans scallies.
The victims, (Mr & Mrs Arthur McNumpty, of 15 Landfill Terraces) who spoke to a gutter press hack from the red top Daily Shitraker on conditions of anonymity in case of burglar (and police) reprisals, returned to their home in Thurrock to find a removals truck with Albanian registration plates in the drive and a motley-looking crew of pikeys emptying the contents of their bungalow.
Mr McNumpty, 96, informed the media that when they arrived home from a dirty weekend at Smegmadale-on-Sea and found the gang of men stacking their furniture on the lawn they suspected something might be wrong as the removals truck had Burglars-R-Us on the side.
Mrs McNumpty, 89, related “I thought ter meself – Oh shit – it’s the effin’ bailiffs come round ter nick our stuff cos we’d missed a payment on the Wonga-Wonga payday loan thingy wot we took out ter buy a new battery fer Arthur’s pacemaker. But then one of the heisters comes over an’ pokes a handgun in me ear just as I woz speed diallin’ 999 on the cellphone - an’ sez ‘if yer thinkin’ of callin’ the plods I’ll blow yer fuckin’ heads off’ – then grabs me phone, drops it on the road an’ stamps on it wiv his army boots – an’ that’s still on contract wiv Orange.”
A single constable finally turned up on his mountain bike six days later to investigate the incident, apologising for the fact they’d been ‘a bit busy’ and explained that “The Thurrock area’s covered by different policin’ units – includin’ Community Crime Teams, Neighbourhood Policin’ Teams, Response and Patrol vehicles an’ the Criminal Investigation Department as part of the Force's borderless policin’ concept – which as yer might well expect from such a muddled system cos no twat knows where these borders begin or end, the entire thing’s turned out ter be a total clusterfuck of calamitous proportions.”
“If yer want an instant response off the Essex Plod Squad then tell them someone just made a ‘politically incorrect’ homophobic racist remark ter you and they’ll be round in five minutes – wiv a couple of patrol cars an’ a chopper hoverin’ overhead – an’ have some fucker an’ their dog scannin’ CCTV footage of the area ter pin down the offender.”
“But yer lucky yer not livin’ in Aberdeen where disabled kids get raped by an establishment paedophile gang - and twelve years after one of their Mum’s rings up 999 they’re still waitin’ fer the police ter conduct a proper investigation.”
Essex Chief Constable Harry Dorkpuller gave media hacks the current circulation soundbite stock answer of: “Our apologies to the McNumpty’s for the six day delay in responding to their triple nine call – but luckily all their furniture turned up the following week when it appeared on a broadcast of Antique Roadshow. However we will examine how this hold up occurred to see if there are any lessons that can be learnt to prevent it from happening again.”
Lessons to be learned? Too fucking true – vote the not fit for purpose Tories – and the Lib-Dums – out of office and put an end to slashing law enforcement budgets - then recruit and train a Plod Squad in the old school fashion – and get shut of all these dog wanker wannabe PCSOs and Community Enforcement Officers and the G4S and Serco tossers from the Renta-Thug and Moron-Hire security agencies.
Thought for the day. Perhaps a clichéd joke but it applies to this crew: A hole has appeared in the road – the police are looking into it.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Saturday, 9 March 2013
Friday, 8 March 2013
Scientist Cull May Reduce Scaremongering
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to a study published in the prestigious Journal for What Can We Kill Next, it is the unqualified and arrogant opinion of a gaggle of corporate-funded self-interest beardies and anoraks from the scandal-ridden University of East Anglia’s Chicken Little Institute for Public Hysteria – (notorious for their criminal manipulation of global warming data to create apocalyptic scenarios and push the carbon credits cap n trade exchange scam) - that 50% of the UK's deer population needs to be shot each year to curb the devastation of our once sceptred isle’s woodlands.
The deer population is currently estimated at around 1.5 million – almost exceeding the masses of welfare benefit-scrounging economic migrants from the EUSSR community that are now squatting in Broken Britain to sponge off the state, take advantage of the National Ill-Health Service to have haemorrhoids banded and warts removed – and poach carp and swans on the local council park ponds when they’re not otherwise engaged impersonating plumbers or busy trafficking Rohypnol-drugged schoolgirl sex slaves to Paki taxi drivers.
Conversely Mrs Candida Minge-Gargoyle, spokeswoman for the Royal Society for the Protection of Animals (RSPCA) commented it was the collective opinion of conservationists and global warming sceptics alike that it might be more productive to leave Bambi’s extended family in peace and kill off half the UK’s scaremongering boffins each year instead – along with a large percentage of media hacks and politicians - and hence cut down on the shaky science bullshit and eco-doomsday propaganda.
"What pisses me off is this one size fits all approach of ‘kill the deer’ by these dodgy science types, bestowed with more sodding degrees than an industrial thermometer yet nary two ounces of common sense between the lot of them to consider alternative remedies – especially so when their stock in trade answer – same as the bovine TB scam and target the badgers – is go ahead with both barrels blazing.”
“Really, the obvious alternative is to re-introduce the predators – and here I’m talking about wolves – to maintain the Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest and keep nature in balance. Plus a few packs of ‘Canis lupus’ carnivores roaming our open woodlands might solve the homeless problem with these hordes of grotty street people sleeping rough – and Asbo teenagers drinking and roaming around their neighbourhoods after dark and making a damn nuisance of themselves.”
Britain has a total of six deer species, four of which were introduced since 1066 to meet the demands of the gourmet palates of the venison-gorging Norman invaders. The most recent newcomer is the genetically-modified Chinese water deer – a hybrid mutant crossed with a giraffe - which, hosepipe bans besides, is thriving in the knee deep floods that seem to have become the established precipitation norm for UK summers – and winters.
Dr Aldous Codpiece, a senior ecologist at the University of East Anglia – (and rumoured to be part owner of the Stag & Antler Restaurant in Norwich) - opined to a gutter press hack from the Mass Extinction Gazette that “There are more deer in the UK than at any period of history since the last Ice Age – what we scientists refer to as ‘a long time ago’ – and these things are decimating our ancient woodlands. Does anybody realise that a single deer can eat an entire oak tree inside of a week?”
“I’m not for one minute suggesting that we kill off the deer then incinerate the carcasses – but cull and harvest them to supply wild free-ranging game for gastro pubs and restaurants.”
“Believe me, venison tastes better than some knackered old nag that dropped dead the previous week while lugging a Gyppo’s caravan over the Carpathian Mountains and ended up in packs of Pestco’s Finest Beef Mince or spag' bollcoknasty meatballs on the shelves at one of the UK’s Greedy Grocer supermarket chain outlets.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The gospel according to a study published in the prestigious Journal for What Can We Kill Next, it is the unqualified and arrogant opinion of a gaggle of corporate-funded self-interest beardies and anoraks from the scandal-ridden University of East Anglia’s Chicken Little Institute for Public Hysteria – (notorious for their criminal manipulation of global warming data to create apocalyptic scenarios and push the carbon credits cap n trade exchange scam) - that 50% of the UK's deer population needs to be shot each year to curb the devastation of our once sceptred isle’s woodlands.
The deer population is currently estimated at around 1.5 million – almost exceeding the masses of welfare benefit-scrounging economic migrants from the EUSSR community that are now squatting in Broken Britain to sponge off the state, take advantage of the National Ill-Health Service to have haemorrhoids banded and warts removed – and poach carp and swans on the local council park ponds when they’re not otherwise engaged impersonating plumbers or busy trafficking Rohypnol-drugged schoolgirl sex slaves to Paki taxi drivers.
Conversely Mrs Candida Minge-Gargoyle, spokeswoman for the Royal Society for the Protection of Animals (RSPCA) commented it was the collective opinion of conservationists and global warming sceptics alike that it might be more productive to leave Bambi’s extended family in peace and kill off half the UK’s scaremongering boffins each year instead – along with a large percentage of media hacks and politicians - and hence cut down on the shaky science bullshit and eco-doomsday propaganda.
"What pisses me off is this one size fits all approach of ‘kill the deer’ by these dodgy science types, bestowed with more sodding degrees than an industrial thermometer yet nary two ounces of common sense between the lot of them to consider alternative remedies – especially so when their stock in trade answer – same as the bovine TB scam and target the badgers – is go ahead with both barrels blazing.”
“Really, the obvious alternative is to re-introduce the predators – and here I’m talking about wolves – to maintain the Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest and keep nature in balance. Plus a few packs of ‘Canis lupus’ carnivores roaming our open woodlands might solve the homeless problem with these hordes of grotty street people sleeping rough – and Asbo teenagers drinking and roaming around their neighbourhoods after dark and making a damn nuisance of themselves.”
Britain has a total of six deer species, four of which were introduced since 1066 to meet the demands of the gourmet palates of the venison-gorging Norman invaders. The most recent newcomer is the genetically-modified Chinese water deer – a hybrid mutant crossed with a giraffe - which, hosepipe bans besides, is thriving in the knee deep floods that seem to have become the established precipitation norm for UK summers – and winters.
Dr Aldous Codpiece, a senior ecologist at the University of East Anglia – (and rumoured to be part owner of the Stag & Antler Restaurant in Norwich) - opined to a gutter press hack from the Mass Extinction Gazette that “There are more deer in the UK than at any period of history since the last Ice Age – what we scientists refer to as ‘a long time ago’ – and these things are decimating our ancient woodlands. Does anybody realise that a single deer can eat an entire oak tree inside of a week?”
“I’m not for one minute suggesting that we kill off the deer then incinerate the carcasses – but cull and harvest them to supply wild free-ranging game for gastro pubs and restaurants.”
“Believe me, venison tastes better than some knackered old nag that dropped dead the previous week while lugging a Gyppo’s caravan over the Carpathian Mountains and ended up in packs of Pestco’s Finest Beef Mince or spag' bollcoknasty meatballs on the shelves at one of the UK’s Greedy Grocer supermarket chain outlets.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 7 March 2013
Kikester Only Buses in ZioNazi Racist State
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
If the star-crossed and oppressed Palestinian victims of officially-ordained Israeli cruelty aren’t suffering enough already with human rights violations and the litany of war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disaffected populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip, the ultra-Zionist Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party dominated Knesset have now conjured up a fresh source of apartheid racist criminality to subjugate their Arab Muslim victims with – segregation ‘on the buses’.
In a bid to make life as difficult as possible and force the stubborn Palestinian population of the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank to simply say “Oh, fuck it!” - fold their proverbial tents and piss off to pastures new – surrendering their historic family-owned vineyards, olive groves, orchards and farms to the droves of land-grabbing illegal shylock settlers, the Ministry for the Expropriation of Palestinian Lands is to enforce a policy that all West Bank residents will be henceforth banned from riding on Israeli-only buses.
Ignoring a hail of international condemnation over their extended policy of racial segregation, as of this week the 29,000 Palestinians travelling to their work in central Israel from the West Bank will be forced to board ‘special’ buses at the IDF military checkpoints instead of the regular services used by the illegal Israeli settlers - following objections by ZioNazi Jews that the Arab passengers were smelly Muslims with a fatal fetish for detonating suicide bombs and had no right sharing the same transport as God’s Chosen People.
What the fuck next we might well ponder – a Hitlerian ‘Final Solution’ Holocaust remedy to the Palestinian ‘problem’ - much the same as the Nazis conjured up for their ethnic cleansing campaigns – and eventual genocide programme to dispose of the non-Aryan undesirable riffraff of Fortress Europe and their conquered Soviet territory?
Apart from the fact the Sanhedrin were responsible for the murder of God’s one begotten son – Jesus Christ – by having the Romans nail him to a big piece of wood – it’s little wonder these Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the illegal – and outlaw – state of Israel are as popular as a gaggle of lepers doing a juggling act - and cop for international condemnation due their human rights offences – and are so rightly branded as international pariahs and deserve every Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign they get slapped with.
What international human rights activist and jurists – and too the Zionist-infested United Nations – should be demanding is the establishment of a Nuremberg Two Tribunal to try the scumbag Israeli’s responsible for the litany of human rights abuses and war crimes committed with arrogant impunity against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – the land grabs and confiscations – along with the illegal imprisonments and extra-judicial murders committed since the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah - the ‘real’ Holocaust - the Palestinian’s Shoah.
Alas Palestine, a country and a people subjugated under the ZioNazi jackboot – robbed of peace and bereft of aspirations – and now the perennial victims of sectarian persecution and racist apartheid segregation by the Jewish usurping conquerors who stole their sovereign state on the strength of a fatally flawed legal argument that it was their ‘Promised Land’.
Besieged behind 30-foot high Great Apartheid Walls in the biggest concentration camp on the planet and harassed by the IDF’s psychopath Renta-Thugs at a myriad of checkpoints – and subjected to a policy of slow-cook genocide.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S Renta-Thug run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are – like the Tory Party Friends of Israel Club - under strict orders never to censure regardless of their crimes against humanity – for criticism of God’s Chosen People is Mesira – forbidden!
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men. women and children - who dare stand up to be counted and protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated and languishing without trial in the likes of the rogue kikester regime’s notorious Moskobiyyev Compound Prison in Jerusalem – or even worse – the Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
If the star-crossed and oppressed Palestinian victims of officially-ordained Israeli cruelty aren’t suffering enough already with human rights violations and the litany of war crimes visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disaffected populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip, the ultra-Zionist Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party dominated Knesset have now conjured up a fresh source of apartheid racist criminality to subjugate their Arab Muslim victims with – segregation ‘on the buses’.
In a bid to make life as difficult as possible and force the stubborn Palestinian population of the ever-diminishing occupied West Bank to simply say “Oh, fuck it!” - fold their proverbial tents and piss off to pastures new – surrendering their historic family-owned vineyards, olive groves, orchards and farms to the droves of land-grabbing illegal shylock settlers, the Ministry for the Expropriation of Palestinian Lands is to enforce a policy that all West Bank residents will be henceforth banned from riding on Israeli-only buses.
Ignoring a hail of international condemnation over their extended policy of racial segregation, as of this week the 29,000 Palestinians travelling to their work in central Israel from the West Bank will be forced to board ‘special’ buses at the IDF military checkpoints instead of the regular services used by the illegal Israeli settlers - following objections by ZioNazi Jews that the Arab passengers were smelly Muslims with a fatal fetish for detonating suicide bombs and had no right sharing the same transport as God’s Chosen People.
What the fuck next we might well ponder – a Hitlerian ‘Final Solution’ Holocaust remedy to the Palestinian ‘problem’ - much the same as the Nazis conjured up for their ethnic cleansing campaigns – and eventual genocide programme to dispose of the non-Aryan undesirable riffraff of Fortress Europe and their conquered Soviet territory?
Apart from the fact the Sanhedrin were responsible for the murder of God’s one begotten son – Jesus Christ – by having the Romans nail him to a big piece of wood – it’s little wonder these Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience running the illegal – and outlaw – state of Israel are as popular as a gaggle of lepers doing a juggling act - and cop for international condemnation due their human rights offences – and are so rightly branded as international pariahs and deserve every Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign they get slapped with.
What international human rights activist and jurists – and too the Zionist-infested United Nations – should be demanding is the establishment of a Nuremberg Two Tribunal to try the scumbag Israeli’s responsible for the litany of human rights abuses and war crimes committed with arrogant impunity against the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – the land grabs and confiscations – along with the illegal imprisonments and extra-judicial murders committed since the 1948 Yawm an-Nakbah - the ‘real’ Holocaust - the Palestinian’s Shoah.
Alas Palestine, a country and a people subjugated under the ZioNazi jackboot – robbed of peace and bereft of aspirations – and now the perennial victims of sectarian persecution and racist apartheid segregation by the Jewish usurping conquerors who stole their sovereign state on the strength of a fatally flawed legal argument that it was their ‘Promised Land’.
Besieged behind 30-foot high Great Apartheid Walls in the biggest concentration camp on the planet and harassed by the IDF’s psychopath Renta-Thugs at a myriad of checkpoints – and subjected to a policy of slow-cook genocide.
Thought for the day. This skit is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S Renta-Thug run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are – like the Tory Party Friends of Israel Club - under strict orders never to censure regardless of their crimes against humanity – for criticism of God’s Chosen People is Mesira – forbidden!
Further, let us not forget the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men. women and children - who dare stand up to be counted and protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated and languishing without trial in the likes of the rogue kikester regime’s notorious Moskobiyyev Compound Prison in Jerusalem – or even worse – the Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre.
Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.
Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed: Mammon.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Plods: Paedo Vigilantes Breaking Law
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A gang of vigilante wannabes from Smegmadale-on-Sea who pose as a group underage buxom blonde slappers on internet chat rooms to target and expose cruising paedo’s have been warned they could be breaking moronic EUSSR laws by breaching the suspect’s human rights – as grooming, per se, in Brussels isn’t a crime until the perp’s actually meet up with the pubescent filly and get down and dirty.
The self-styled Paedo-Watch group, who post on various adult social networking sites, namely Fuckbook, Convent Sluts and BD/SM Spank-a-Thon under a variety of titillating faux identities such as Chlamydia Frigarotti, Slagella McSkanger, Titsy Trollenberg, Fellattia Gammer and Candida Muffitch - then ambush the hapless respondent when he turns up for a spot of juicy jail bait and post videos on YouTube of them getting a good kicking.
Smegmashire Police confirmed to a press hack from the Pederasts Gazette that a man had recently been arrested on suspicion of inciting a minor to engage in sexual activity after a Skype video clip was e-mailed to them of him – Trouser Snake Ted - jacking off in front of his pc monitor for the erotic arousal and captivation of what he believed was 12-year old schoolgirl Bev Titwank who paged him on the adult Doggers Delight website with the enticing message:
“I’m lyin’ here on the bed wiv me laptop an’ givin’ meself one wiv a cucumber outa me Mum’s fridge an’ wonderin’ wot it would be like ter have a real cock up me bum? How do yer fancy helpin’ me out?”
When the would-be Lothario turned up at the rendezvous to meet Ms Titwank he was set upon by the Paedo-Watch group, debagged and wrapped in cling film - then his scrotum secured to the park railings with plastic tie wraps – and the encounter posted on YouTube.
Unfortunately for ‘Ted’ he was discovered in this embarrassing situation by a gang of soccer fan revellers, all the worse for booze, who took unfair advantage of his naked and bound predicament by sodomising him at one end while others engaged in forced suck n swallow blow jobs by pinching his nostrils until he opened wide and said ‘Ahhh’.
Conversely the Police claim that the Prosecution Service threw the case out as it constituted an act of entrapment due Trouser Snake Ted – pervert that he may be - being led up the proverbial garden path by persons ‘posing’ as an underage female – and what is more, making lewd and seductive suggestions.
Smegmadale Plod Squad’s Supt Ron Scrote informed media hacks that "We do not encourage vigilantism of this kind and I take the opportunity to warn those involved they could not only be breaking the law but also disrupting the likes of Operation Yewtree’s or Fernbridge’s ongoing criminal investigations.”
“Really, just imaging the brouhaha if this Paedo-Watch crew ended up with a Tory cabinet minister responding to one of their online chat room temptresses and the press turned up at dawn to find him stripped naked, bound in cling film and his bollocks tie-wrapped to a park fence. I joke not as Plebgate wouldn’t be in it when the shit hit the fan.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
A gang of vigilante wannabes from Smegmadale-on-Sea who pose as a group underage buxom blonde slappers on internet chat rooms to target and expose cruising paedo’s have been warned they could be breaking moronic EUSSR laws by breaching the suspect’s human rights – as grooming, per se, in Brussels isn’t a crime until the perp’s actually meet up with the pubescent filly and get down and dirty.
The self-styled Paedo-Watch group, who post on various adult social networking sites, namely Fuckbook, Convent Sluts and BD/SM Spank-a-Thon under a variety of titillating faux identities such as Chlamydia Frigarotti, Slagella McSkanger, Titsy Trollenberg, Fellattia Gammer and Candida Muffitch - then ambush the hapless respondent when he turns up for a spot of juicy jail bait and post videos on YouTube of them getting a good kicking.
Smegmashire Police confirmed to a press hack from the Pederasts Gazette that a man had recently been arrested on suspicion of inciting a minor to engage in sexual activity after a Skype video clip was e-mailed to them of him – Trouser Snake Ted - jacking off in front of his pc monitor for the erotic arousal and captivation of what he believed was 12-year old schoolgirl Bev Titwank who paged him on the adult Doggers Delight website with the enticing message:
“I’m lyin’ here on the bed wiv me laptop an’ givin’ meself one wiv a cucumber outa me Mum’s fridge an’ wonderin’ wot it would be like ter have a real cock up me bum? How do yer fancy helpin’ me out?”
When the would-be Lothario turned up at the rendezvous to meet Ms Titwank he was set upon by the Paedo-Watch group, debagged and wrapped in cling film - then his scrotum secured to the park railings with plastic tie wraps – and the encounter posted on YouTube.
Unfortunately for ‘Ted’ he was discovered in this embarrassing situation by a gang of soccer fan revellers, all the worse for booze, who took unfair advantage of his naked and bound predicament by sodomising him at one end while others engaged in forced suck n swallow blow jobs by pinching his nostrils until he opened wide and said ‘Ahhh’.
Conversely the Police claim that the Prosecution Service threw the case out as it constituted an act of entrapment due Trouser Snake Ted – pervert that he may be - being led up the proverbial garden path by persons ‘posing’ as an underage female – and what is more, making lewd and seductive suggestions.
Smegmadale Plod Squad’s Supt Ron Scrote informed media hacks that "We do not encourage vigilantism of this kind and I take the opportunity to warn those involved they could not only be breaking the law but also disrupting the likes of Operation Yewtree’s or Fernbridge’s ongoing criminal investigations.”
“Really, just imaging the brouhaha if this Paedo-Watch crew ended up with a Tory cabinet minister responding to one of their online chat room temptresses and the press turned up at dawn to find him stripped naked, bound in cling film and his bollocks tie-wrapped to a park fence. I joke not as Plebgate wouldn’t be in it when the shit hit the fan.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 6 March 2013
Bodies Galore but NHS Boss Won’t Quit
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Regardless of thousands of hospital patients dying needlessly on his watch as National Ill-Health Service chief executive due presiding over a culture of incompetence - plus a lack of institutional oversight blighting the entire system – in the face of a legion of adverse opinions Sir David ‘Trotsky’ Nicholson has spelled out his determination to carry on mismanaging the NHS as he faced a grilling from MPs over his role in the Staffordshire-based Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Guesswork scandal.
Appearing before the House of Conmans Health Select Committee, Nicholson admitted the NHS was a catastrophic shambles but stated for the public record “Why the fuck should I step down from my £270,000 quid a year position and turn up on the doorstep of some poxy Jobcentre along with the rest of the common herd looking for work in what is basically an unemployment wilderness?”
“You can’t seriously expect me to take the blame for these common herd useless eaters dying? It’s hardly my fault they don’t follow the recommended 5-a-day menu and get sick on a diet of fizzy drinks and crisps.”
“And let’s not overlook the fact that hospitals are like kitchens – you can’t make omelettes without breaking eggs – what the military refer to as ‘acceptable collateral damage’. Besides, a few corpses free up precious ward bed spaces – and keep the pathologist and mortuary attendants busy.”
The Parliamentary report states that primary responsibility for the Staffordshire scandal lay with the board of the hospital, but that the whole system had failed by putting corporate self-interest (greed) ahead of patients by adopting the Department of Health’s policy of implementing the Liverpool Care Pathway (aka the Scouse Murder System) on bed-hogging patients who due some perverse personal quirk enjoyed eating NHS food and wanted to stay an extra few days.
Regardless of a pick and mix bag of some forty MPs signing an early day motion calling for the useless tosser’s resignation, Tory PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron informed press hacks that the inept Nicholson, even though a sworn Commie, was a fellow secret handshake club member and had his complete backing in the role of NHS chief.
Hmmm well, that opinion amounts to fuck all of a recommendation considering Scameron hired hackster Andy Coulson as his spin doctor – and the swathe of other career incompetents and influence-peddling criminal types he invites to Chequers to chillax and go off horse-riding with.
Thought for the day. While the rest of Broken Britain’s demographic are stuck with the NHS and its institutional failings – such as quacks and nurses who can’t speak the Queen’s English – the actual ‘Queen’ - Her Majesty, the Royal Reptile – comes down with a dose of ballistic diarrhoea after eating dodgy lark’s tongues and pate de foie gras on toast soldiers and automatically gets a private room at London’s prestigious ‘By Appointment’ King Edward VII’s Sister Agnes Hospital – all billed to the hapless taxpayer’s piggy bank.
Here she’s cared for on a three to one ‘fetch me, feed me, carry me’ basis by secret handshake club trained nurses – all at her regal beck and call - and after a couple of pints of ritually-sacrificed virgin baby blood is as right as rain – and gets escorted to the door by Matron Superior herself - girdled with a blood-red belt held in place by a most conspicuous silver buckle bearing the Masonic compass and square – and Satan’s demonic pentagram - saying ‘Come again, oh Supreme Lizard – any time you get a dose of the screaming shits’.
Oh yes, talk about THEM and Us – no Liverpool Care Pathway for that 86-year old trout – or her doddering, nonagenarian Greek spouse Prince Stavros of Edinburgh.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Regardless of thousands of hospital patients dying needlessly on his watch as National Ill-Health Service chief executive due presiding over a culture of incompetence - plus a lack of institutional oversight blighting the entire system – in the face of a legion of adverse opinions Sir David ‘Trotsky’ Nicholson has spelled out his determination to carry on mismanaging the NHS as he faced a grilling from MPs over his role in the Staffordshire-based Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Guesswork scandal.
Appearing before the House of Conmans Health Select Committee, Nicholson admitted the NHS was a catastrophic shambles but stated for the public record “Why the fuck should I step down from my £270,000 quid a year position and turn up on the doorstep of some poxy Jobcentre along with the rest of the common herd looking for work in what is basically an unemployment wilderness?”
“You can’t seriously expect me to take the blame for these common herd useless eaters dying? It’s hardly my fault they don’t follow the recommended 5-a-day menu and get sick on a diet of fizzy drinks and crisps.”
“And let’s not overlook the fact that hospitals are like kitchens – you can’t make omelettes without breaking eggs – what the military refer to as ‘acceptable collateral damage’. Besides, a few corpses free up precious ward bed spaces – and keep the pathologist and mortuary attendants busy.”
The Parliamentary report states that primary responsibility for the Staffordshire scandal lay with the board of the hospital, but that the whole system had failed by putting corporate self-interest (greed) ahead of patients by adopting the Department of Health’s policy of implementing the Liverpool Care Pathway (aka the Scouse Murder System) on bed-hogging patients who due some perverse personal quirk enjoyed eating NHS food and wanted to stay an extra few days.
Regardless of a pick and mix bag of some forty MPs signing an early day motion calling for the useless tosser’s resignation, Tory PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron informed press hacks that the inept Nicholson, even though a sworn Commie, was a fellow secret handshake club member and had his complete backing in the role of NHS chief.
Hmmm well, that opinion amounts to fuck all of a recommendation considering Scameron hired hackster Andy Coulson as his spin doctor – and the swathe of other career incompetents and influence-peddling criminal types he invites to Chequers to chillax and go off horse-riding with.
Thought for the day. While the rest of Broken Britain’s demographic are stuck with the NHS and its institutional failings – such as quacks and nurses who can’t speak the Queen’s English – the actual ‘Queen’ - Her Majesty, the Royal Reptile – comes down with a dose of ballistic diarrhoea after eating dodgy lark’s tongues and pate de foie gras on toast soldiers and automatically gets a private room at London’s prestigious ‘By Appointment’ King Edward VII’s Sister Agnes Hospital – all billed to the hapless taxpayer’s piggy bank.
Here she’s cared for on a three to one ‘fetch me, feed me, carry me’ basis by secret handshake club trained nurses – all at her regal beck and call - and after a couple of pints of ritually-sacrificed virgin baby blood is as right as rain – and gets escorted to the door by Matron Superior herself - girdled with a blood-red belt held in place by a most conspicuous silver buckle bearing the Masonic compass and square – and Satan’s demonic pentagram - saying ‘Come again, oh Supreme Lizard – any time you get a dose of the screaming shits’.
Oh yes, talk about THEM and Us – no Liverpool Care Pathway for that 86-year old trout – or her doddering, nonagenarian Greek spouse Prince Stavros of Edinburgh.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Osborne Fights for Bankster Bonuses
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In an act that probably constitutes the most stupid idea since their last stupid idea - and totally gives the game away that the Tory Party’s prime constituents are the CEO’s of the Fortune 500 corporations and ‘not’ the hapless British voters who elected them to office - Chancellor George Osborne flew to Brussels yesterday aboard Nutty Natty Rothshite’s private Gulfstream jet, determined to undermine the European Parliament's vindictive, killjoy proposals to clamp down on risk-adrenalin junkie banksters exorbitant Cult of the Golden Calf zillion bucks performance bonuses.
Following a nasty phone call from the City’s Eye of the Needle Street-based Capo dei Capi of the Rothshite family crime syndicate to the Downing Street cabinet office, several ministers – especially so PM Posh Dave Scameron and George Osborne – shit kittens and after lots of kowtowing and ‘yes Sir, no Sir, three bags full Sir!’ acts of ritual supplication, promised to do their bit to subvert the EUSSR-backed scheme to limit annual bonuses to a mere 100% of the bottom-feeding banksters' salary.
EU-bureaucracy critics in the City of London (New Babylon) are apoplectic that if this Brussels ruling goes through it could well drive all scumbag bankster types out to offshore tax havens to conduct their money laundering activities and play Russian roulette casino games with depositor’s funds.
Conversely, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense dismissed the idea as self-defeating – opining to one press hack from the Shylocks Gazette that “The City is the EUSSR community's largest financial centre and if these toe-rag oicks in sodding Brussels try to force the annual bonus ruling on the bank exec’s then the Edomite Mafia will be dispatching a crew of nasty assassins out of Tel Aviv double bloody quick, just mark my words.”
"This is possibly the most deluded measure to come from Europe since the Emperor Diocletian tried to fix the price of six inch nails for crucifixions across the Roman Empire back in 296 AD – a calamitous oversight that resulted in a spate of lynch-a-thons and the adoption of impalement as an alternative form of punishment."
However Osborne's more scent than substance bargaining power will have to rely on personal injury threats from his close-in 22 SAS security detail and kiddie fiddling peccadilloes blackmail coercion due the knock-on effects of ‘sensible shoes’ non-EUSSR member Switzerland's recent stellar example of staging a national referendum held by popular consensus - aimed at curbing the culture of quick buck profits and irresponsible lending to any fucker and their dog that played a pernicious role in fuelling the global banking crisis.
This resulted in the capping of bonuses paid to Mammon-worshipping banksters who drew the public’s ire following the catastrophic collapse of the Zurich-based Cuckoo Clock Bank of International Usury due dodgy derivatives speculation and hedging bets on sub-prime loan swaps.
The view from the woman in the street, in this case Ms Candida Titwank, a canny 16-year old mother of three from Newsham, was put to a media hack that “I’m all for it – fuck the bankster scumbags – let the twats try an’ live off less than £100 quid a week like me on effin’ welfare benefits. If bankster profits can afford ter pay out mega-bucks percentages in performance bonuses ter a bunch of tosspot executive staff from the lucre of exorbitant usury an’ bank charges - wot amounts ter no more than the legalised muggin’ of the common herd demographic in overdraft fees – an’ after getting’ hit wiv mobs of zillion dollar fines fer launderin’ drug money like wot the HSBC did – an’ forkin’ out even more in mis-sold PPI claims - then the system needs burnin’ ter the ground, the ashes dumping in a fast flowin’ river and the entire edifice restructured from the foundations up. How that fer a piece of corrective philosophy, eh? Ain’t it just amazin’ wot yer can learn on the internet.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In an act that probably constitutes the most stupid idea since their last stupid idea - and totally gives the game away that the Tory Party’s prime constituents are the CEO’s of the Fortune 500 corporations and ‘not’ the hapless British voters who elected them to office - Chancellor George Osborne flew to Brussels yesterday aboard Nutty Natty Rothshite’s private Gulfstream jet, determined to undermine the European Parliament's vindictive, killjoy proposals to clamp down on risk-adrenalin junkie banksters exorbitant Cult of the Golden Calf zillion bucks performance bonuses.
Following a nasty phone call from the City’s Eye of the Needle Street-based Capo dei Capi of the Rothshite family crime syndicate to the Downing Street cabinet office, several ministers – especially so PM Posh Dave Scameron and George Osborne – shit kittens and after lots of kowtowing and ‘yes Sir, no Sir, three bags full Sir!’ acts of ritual supplication, promised to do their bit to subvert the EUSSR-backed scheme to limit annual bonuses to a mere 100% of the bottom-feeding banksters' salary.
EU-bureaucracy critics in the City of London (New Babylon) are apoplectic that if this Brussels ruling goes through it could well drive all scumbag bankster types out to offshore tax havens to conduct their money laundering activities and play Russian roulette casino games with depositor’s funds.
Conversely, London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense dismissed the idea as self-defeating – opining to one press hack from the Shylocks Gazette that “The City is the EUSSR community's largest financial centre and if these toe-rag oicks in sodding Brussels try to force the annual bonus ruling on the bank exec’s then the Edomite Mafia will be dispatching a crew of nasty assassins out of Tel Aviv double bloody quick, just mark my words.”
"This is possibly the most deluded measure to come from Europe since the Emperor Diocletian tried to fix the price of six inch nails for crucifixions across the Roman Empire back in 296 AD – a calamitous oversight that resulted in a spate of lynch-a-thons and the adoption of impalement as an alternative form of punishment."
However Osborne's more scent than substance bargaining power will have to rely on personal injury threats from his close-in 22 SAS security detail and kiddie fiddling peccadilloes blackmail coercion due the knock-on effects of ‘sensible shoes’ non-EUSSR member Switzerland's recent stellar example of staging a national referendum held by popular consensus - aimed at curbing the culture of quick buck profits and irresponsible lending to any fucker and their dog that played a pernicious role in fuelling the global banking crisis.
This resulted in the capping of bonuses paid to Mammon-worshipping banksters who drew the public’s ire following the catastrophic collapse of the Zurich-based Cuckoo Clock Bank of International Usury due dodgy derivatives speculation and hedging bets on sub-prime loan swaps.
The view from the woman in the street, in this case Ms Candida Titwank, a canny 16-year old mother of three from Newsham, was put to a media hack that “I’m all for it – fuck the bankster scumbags – let the twats try an’ live off less than £100 quid a week like me on effin’ welfare benefits. If bankster profits can afford ter pay out mega-bucks percentages in performance bonuses ter a bunch of tosspot executive staff from the lucre of exorbitant usury an’ bank charges - wot amounts ter no more than the legalised muggin’ of the common herd demographic in overdraft fees – an’ after getting’ hit wiv mobs of zillion dollar fines fer launderin’ drug money like wot the HSBC did – an’ forkin’ out even more in mis-sold PPI claims - then the system needs burnin’ ter the ground, the ashes dumping in a fast flowin’ river and the entire edifice restructured from the foundations up. How that fer a piece of corrective philosophy, eh? Ain’t it just amazin’ wot yer can learn on the internet.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
Paedo Complaints Give Church ‘Bad Name’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Fr Angus McScatt, one of the ‘Sore Arse Four’ seminarians who lodged allegations of sexual abuse against the Scottish Catholic prelate, Cardinal Keith O'Fudger, which resulted with his cut n run resignation in the hope of avoiding prosecution for past sins, was warned by a superbly pissed off Vatican hierarchy that such public revelations might damage the Catholic Church's reputation to a point of no return.
The former cleric and three current priests from the diocese of St Sodom's in Edinburgh lodged allegations with Pope Benny's representative to Britain, Archbishop Guido Corruptioni, in February concerning inappropriate behaviour towards them (three hole penetrative sex – plus forced suck n swallow oral) three decades ago by O’Fudger – a notorious kiddie groping bumboy and paedo’ predator with a fetish for the tight sphincters of virgin choir boys.
Ex-priest McScatt informed a press hack from the Catamites Gazette that his public revelations had met with a response of disapproval from the Curia for daring to break ranks and grass up the Cardinal – and he’d received the Papal ‘black spot’ – excommunication – along with threats of having the Curse of the Snitch cast against him by the nuns of the convent of St Sappho of the Sacred Godemiche if he pushed the matter to a fresh level of scandal.
What a fucking joke – damage the Church’s reputation indeed. The extent of the hypocrisy in that remark defies calculation for a religion institution founded on lies – a more at scent than substance con’ trick with the gospels scripted to order in the first century AD cesspit of Rome by the Piso and Flavian families.
How many innocents and so-called heretics have been burned alive at the stake by the witch hunting Inquisition - and now we have this Pope, the German Mk XVI papal model – Joey Ratflinger, an ex-Hitler Youth Nazi – ordered to resign by Matthew Festering, the Capo dei Capi of the Knights of Malta.
Not so much a whispered ‘Step down and resign’ but more at ‘You’re fired, Joey’ – or cop for a bedtime cuppa of horrible hemlock like John Paul 1.
Yep, the Knights of Malta and Opus Dei – the two of the most feared radical secret societies on the planet who make the Triads and Yakuza look like school playground bullies - and have the Edomite Mafia by the short and curlies to control the shifty Shylock’s usurious banks and the Great Satan’s neo-conservative cabal – and the military-industrial conglomerates – and along with their GO2 / DVD and Mossad organisations, were responsible for 9/11 and the war on terror to push their new World Order agenda to fruition.
Doubtless the Knights’ pre-selected Pontiff (predicted to be the last to wear St Peter’s old sandals) will, unlike his predecessor Benny, once elected to the Holy See by the supremely corrupt College of Cardinals and invested as the Vicar of Christ be more compliant to their theological and temporal (read ‘self-serving materialistic’) demands.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Fr Angus McScatt, one of the ‘Sore Arse Four’ seminarians who lodged allegations of sexual abuse against the Scottish Catholic prelate, Cardinal Keith O'Fudger, which resulted with his cut n run resignation in the hope of avoiding prosecution for past sins, was warned by a superbly pissed off Vatican hierarchy that such public revelations might damage the Catholic Church's reputation to a point of no return.
The former cleric and three current priests from the diocese of St Sodom's in Edinburgh lodged allegations with Pope Benny's representative to Britain, Archbishop Guido Corruptioni, in February concerning inappropriate behaviour towards them (three hole penetrative sex – plus forced suck n swallow oral) three decades ago by O’Fudger – a notorious kiddie groping bumboy and paedo’ predator with a fetish for the tight sphincters of virgin choir boys.
Ex-priest McScatt informed a press hack from the Catamites Gazette that his public revelations had met with a response of disapproval from the Curia for daring to break ranks and grass up the Cardinal – and he’d received the Papal ‘black spot’ – excommunication – along with threats of having the Curse of the Snitch cast against him by the nuns of the convent of St Sappho of the Sacred Godemiche if he pushed the matter to a fresh level of scandal.
What a fucking joke – damage the Church’s reputation indeed. The extent of the hypocrisy in that remark defies calculation for a religion institution founded on lies – a more at scent than substance con’ trick with the gospels scripted to order in the first century AD cesspit of Rome by the Piso and Flavian families.
How many innocents and so-called heretics have been burned alive at the stake by the witch hunting Inquisition - and now we have this Pope, the German Mk XVI papal model – Joey Ratflinger, an ex-Hitler Youth Nazi – ordered to resign by Matthew Festering, the Capo dei Capi of the Knights of Malta.
Not so much a whispered ‘Step down and resign’ but more at ‘You’re fired, Joey’ – or cop for a bedtime cuppa of horrible hemlock like John Paul 1.
Yep, the Knights of Malta and Opus Dei – the two of the most feared radical secret societies on the planet who make the Triads and Yakuza look like school playground bullies - and have the Edomite Mafia by the short and curlies to control the shifty Shylock’s usurious banks and the Great Satan’s neo-conservative cabal – and the military-industrial conglomerates – and along with their GO2 / DVD and Mossad organisations, were responsible for 9/11 and the war on terror to push their new World Order agenda to fruition.
Doubtless the Knights’ pre-selected Pontiff (predicted to be the last to wear St Peter’s old sandals) will, unlike his predecessor Benny, once elected to the Holy See by the supremely corrupt College of Cardinals and invested as the Vicar of Christ be more compliant to their theological and temporal (read ‘self-serving materialistic’) demands.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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