Lord Alli Beatified as Labour Saint

Food Bank Britain’s noxious Labour Party – perennially adept when ignoring their own record of political excesses - while blatantly engaged in slagging off the Tory gang for all they’re worth - have now compromised themselves to a point of lacking in any format of credibility – or public trust – and freshly re-mired in a veneer of one-coat sleaze regarding their own in-house Lord Seedy Alli ‘political donations’ freebie scadalabera spotlight exposure.

Adding insult to injury we have this repulsive and hypocritical skanger – the Labour Party’s shameless Chancellor (aka Minister for Sleaze) – the one and only rabid Rachel Thieves - back-pocketing all manner of freebie kit from their deep pockets party donor, Lord Weedy Alli - while publicly declaring that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners are simply going to have to, quote: ‘tighten their belts’ – with regard to her slashing their £300 nicker winter fuel payments.

Hmmm, and this from a ministerial appointment Labour MP who’s pocketing a salary – plus expenses - heating bills paid - etc, (along with the ‘honorarium’ back-hander fiddles – and Uncle Alli’s free work clothes) in excess of £150,000 per annum.

And that folks is just the fringe shit when we review the record of sleaze, nepotism and avarice veering off the graft and corruption scale – so just wait ‘til we get to Labour’s deputy leader (sic), the ginger mingin Mangela Rayner, filling her goodies shopping bag from Lord Alli’s freebie ‘lucky dip’ bran tub – and HRH, ‘call me Sir’ - aka Two Tier Keir - Stammerer – with the token Director’s Box made available to watch his soccer team of choice, the premier league Asshole FC, at their Holloway Emirates Stadium home ground.

Then, to compound the ‘sort the rot’ hypocrisy, we have £32,000 quid’s-worth of assorted freebies - that emanate a stench of corruption – and that is without reference to his personal, conflict of interest intervention – first slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowance of a mere £300 nicker - while sucking up to his socialist scumbag TUC union pals, and okaying their mega-bucks pay raises.

To wit, viz receipt of their House of Conmans Parliamentary salaries, surely this afore-mentioned freebies-grubbing trio – along with a gaggle of fellow Labour scroungers, can afford to keep warm this Winter, all thanks to Lord Alli Cat’s mega-bucks wardrobe donations - for overcoats, woolly hats, scarves and gloves.

Okay, now for the burning question of the day that every fucker n their dog wants answered. WTF does the Labour Party’s token openly gay Muslim political meddler - come wheeler-dealing financier - Lord Seedy Alli, get in return for all this open wallet largess – apart from his very own, personal front door key to 10, Downing Street?

Hmmm, what else, we are inclined to wonder - for the stench of corruption is worse than Labour’s previous days in office when the venal likes of Slime Minister Tony Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson, and Alastair Campbell formed the core element of Government – and took it upon their egocentric and corrupt selves to ordain, and commit, the illegal military invasion of Iraq by British troops, and the ‘sans due process’ execution of the incumbent President, Sadam Hussein. 

Perhaps Labour should be baptised anew - as the Cesspit Party.

There again, on the subject of greasy palms outstretched, perhaps Lord Moneybags Alli might like to extend this ‘Labour only’ largess to financing the winter fuel payments of Broken Britain’s old age pensioners – now cancelled by his scumbag pet, Keir Stammerer.

Yep, and on this very subject, the MP for Canterbury, one Rosie Duffield, a rarity in and of herself – as a politico still possessed of a social conscience - has just quit the Labour Party - actually jumped ship in an act of public media denouncement – before Stammerer and his cabinet of like-minded, unscrupulous reprobates cause the party to sink further into a quagmire trap of nepotism, graft and corruption.

Nice one Rosie, but we doubt anything is gonna radically change for the better, and definitely not before the next general election - when the surviving frost-bitten old age pensioner community take their timely revenge - and vote, en masse, to kick this nasty, degenerate-staffed Labour Party out of office.

There again, Broken Britain’s common herd voting public seem to suffer from collective amnesia viz the subject of political malfeasance – (remember the illegal invasions / war-mongering, closet case cottager, Tony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar - and his faithful (sic) Scottie side kick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon) - so thus doubtless of not living up to the pledge of ‘clearing out the rot’ Labour will be re-elected to office at some future date - with Lord Seedy Alli – (lately elevated by the Labour Party’s High Priests and Grand Mandarins, gathering in conclave, to the beatified holy rank of Saint Alli of Covent Garden) – continues to keep topping up the sleaze trough for the Labour hierarchy to dip its collective snouts into.

Hmmm, as pure as Caesar’s wife they are not.

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UK: Labour's Lost the Plot

Under the operating policy of this current Labour Party regime, any and all consideration, or empathy, for Food Bank Britain’s (formerly Broken Britain) old age pensioner communities – regardless of their previous long and dutiful years of toil and taxpaying contributions to the national treasury – is today blatantly conspicuous by its absence – and our OAP’s now re-classified by Herr Stammerer’s Flat Earth government as a fucking nuisance, and a burden on society – aka ‘an enemy within’.

Hmmm, don’t hold yer breath on this one either, for the betting odds are high that Labour’s next Malthusian – and grossly unscrupulous - ‘cost-cutting’ manoeuvre – to fill in this more at scent than substance £22 zillion nicker ‘black hole’ budget deficiency, left in the national piggy bank by the Tory gang - will be a bill, presented  before the House of Conmans, to legislate mandatory euthanasia for the over-65’s – (hopefully kick starting with Parliament's geriatric-packed Upper House of Frauds doss pit).

Retire – and die. Yeah, then no more winter fuel allowances – and no more monthly pension payments for the DWP to fork out.

How about ‘no more black hole’ political pit traps - for our ‘bearish’ economy to fall into?

Labour’s shit-fer-brains Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves – a leading parasite and offender among their House of Conmans Labour front bench Freebies Gang – leaned out of an upstairs window of No 11 to inform a gaggle of gutter press hacks, huddled together under a single brolly in the pissing rain outside her Downing Street abode - and ready to grill Ms Thieves viz her slashing the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance policy - that “these useless eater old twats need to start tightening their belts.”

Really, it wouldn’t be so bad if the pensioners were given a choice – the winter fuel payment – or free tickets to a Taylor Swift concert – and a trip to Lord Seedy Alli’s freebie clothing store for a new winter coat, gloves and scarf.

But that suns up, and epitomises the dismissive, hypocrisy-riddled opinion from Ms Thieves, a front bench Labour party politico - raking in a taxpayer-funded salary of £150,000 per annum – plus a never-ending stream of freebies from the deep pockets Labour donor, Lord Seedy Alli Cat, and giving the nod to his nepotistic suggestions with regard to which of his pals should be on the party's election candidates list.

Nice one, and if that politically incorrect, compassion-deficient statement was overheard by the Vengeful Spirits of Karma, then they shall be sure to inflict a Blind Pew style ‘black spot’ curse on her – and Labour’s ‘Shameless Shits’ party government chances of re-election.

There again, Karma is already taking a first bite, as the graft and corruption sirens are blaring out at full pelt decibel level now the lid of Labour’s Pandora’s Box of  'cash-for-cronies' and corrupt corporate freebies has been left wide open, and all the dirty little sleazy secrets have taken to the airwaves, and into public view.

Oh my, a mere 11 weeks in office and already mired in sleaze and freebies – as the British voting demographic look on, gobsmacked – and shaking heads, as they think to themselves – “I voted for these twats”.

Sniff the air, for the stench of corruption, and top-down oppression, under Two Tier Keir’s ‘paragons of sleaze’ government – with reams of Labour donor cash to refurbish Mrs Stammerer’s wardrobe – courtesy of Lord Seedy Alli – yet zero spare £££ for our OAP's vital winter fuel allowances - but an endless fountain of ackers to house and support illegal migrants washing up on the south coast beaches, with their sticky paws outstretched for their first social welfare payment – and a cell phone - plus spending £££ zillions on arms shipments to the Ukraine - and not forgetting that ‘first payment’ £2 billion quid ‘out of thin air’ for the more scent than substance climate change international support fund.

Yeah, vote Labour and support their 'Pensioner Extinction Drive - Winter 2024'.

To wit, the Met’ Office’s long range weather forecast for this coming 2024 / 2025 winter season is grim – and, as predicted today, on the Autumn Equinox – one to be cursed – or blessed - with cold and snow galore – which Keir Stammerer’s ‘Shameless Shits’ party genocidal government are giving the thumbs-up to as their slashing the winter fuel payment benefit of Food Bank Britain’s old age pensioners will see this useless eating collective of wrinklies freeze and die off in their millions.

No joke, amigo - one January morning you’ll call round to see Granny, and there she will be  – frozen solid, wearing bed socks, slippers and the ubiquitous woolly cardigan, curled up in her armchair in front of the telly, with Tiddles the moggy in her lap - both tuned blue, and covered in icicles.

So, after a mere few weeks in office that, mes amis, is just a singular, primary move in Labour’s planned ethnic cleansing exercise - saving not only the £300 quid winter fuel payments – but £££ millions of OAP monthly state pensions that will no longer have to be forked out each month by the money-grubbing Chancellor to the DWP.

Ergo, maybe such might serve to fill this purported £22 billion nicker black hole in the national treasury – purportedly – if it exists at all - left by the spendthrift Tory gang – with enough £££ spare ackers remaining to send even more missiles to the Ukraine’s graft and corruption-ridden excuse for a national government – to fire at Bad Vlad Putrid in Moscow – or alternately squander on financing climate change offset scare-a-thon campaigns – by dropping mega-tons of freshly-refrigerated ice into the North and Irish Sea coastline waters – and the English Channel – to prevent them reaching boiling point.

Pause for thought: Ref this miserly Labour government slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowance brouhaha – while the hordes of illegal, HIV-infected migrants washing up on our south coast beaches, then billeted in hotels awaiting asylum processing - and spread their diseases via rape-a-thons - or, an unlikely deportation decision – will enjoy the warmth of their heating turned on full blast – and all for free – this coming Winter.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Labour’s Latest Scandal: Wardrobegate

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of Labour Party ‘dodgy donations’ hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Come feast your eyes on the latest national gutter press scandal-ridden news headlines as New Labour’s 2024 annual party conference kick starts with a customary (albeit vomitus) mutual ego-massaging session at Grim-up-North's Scouseland-by-the-Sea.

Stop press latest:

Wardrobegate hits Downing Street - and the poxy Parliament’s entire House of Conmans, and Upper House of Frauds doss pit patronage system is caught out - and bared to the public eye.

A dodgy donation too far from Labour’s Lord Seedy Back-Alli-Rat.

Exposed: Two Tier Keir in his freebie unisex panties – or are those his wife’s?

Do they swap n share –  is ‘Sir’ Keir cross-dressing?

Does the ‘Shameless’ Party’s Crime Minister have trans-gender-bender issues?

Yep, you read it right first time – the Labour Party’s ‘money for old rope’ Slime Minister, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, after copping a customary dose of bad press over the past few days, has gone public; announcing that he – in his virtuous role as PM - will no longer be accepting freebies, or personal donations, to buy clothes for himself, or his wife – or any further cosy and private ‘corporate box’ Premier League soccer match ticket gifts from favour-seeking corporate scumbags – with that, in and of itself, being a tacit admission he got it wrong in the first place. Amen.

Hmmm, so declareth Sir Keir - while none of which hardly instils confidence that his equally corrupt sidekick cabinet ministers – the likes of Chancellor Rachel Thieves or the ginger-mingin Deputy Slime Minister - 'Brand Mangela' - Rayner will follow this example of more-at-scent-than-substance, ‘post-facto’ political rectitude as they continue their divine Labour mission of 'doing God's work' - by refilling the purported £22 billion quid 'black hole' in the national piggy bank - and bestowing Broken Britain's common herd with cultural enlightenment.

So where do we place the ever-righteous and virtue-preaching Labour Party’s current Wardrobegate scandalous doings on the Parliamentary House of Conmans graft and corruption scale of 1 to 10 – with 1 being for goody-goody MP’s genuine mistakes – and 10 for the hypocrisy-ridden dog wankers who proselytize moral rectitude and professional ethics for everyone else - yet are personally mired in all manner of unscrupulous, low life scumbaggery?

Regardless of Stammerer’s pledges, this EUSSR Remainiac / Brussels stooge – contemplating the traitorous act of reversing Brexit - still comes across as the type of person who, if one were somehow coerced into shaking his hand, would intuitively prompt you to count all your fingers were still attached after doing so.

Meanwhile, the above question besides, and on hold, the gutter press media are in a feeding frenzy, and making a feast-worthy banquet of this latest Labour Party scandal expose – questioning why Stammerer, who claims a Crime Minister's £££ mega-bucks salary of £167,000 nicker – plus all manner of questionable ‘extraneous’ taxpayer-funded £££ expenses - is still on the cadge for freebies?

‘What a cheap twat’ is the word on the streets – from Labour and Tory voters alike – while avoiding repeats of the expletive-loaded critical condemnation from the Lib-Dums and Nigel Barrage’s Reform gang - albeit all find this typical of the ‘sense of entitlement' and abuse of privilege delusion that affects the parasitic politico mindset – and the whole issue is rife with the stench of dishonesty, and crony corruption – for accepting any format of freebies – from favour-seeking titled donor sources, such as the greasy Lord Seedy Alli.

Little wonder the scrounging Stammerer is bestowed with the sobriquet of Two Tier Keir – and ‘Sir’ Puritanical Hypocrisy – with both sticky paws out to grab the politico soccer match ticket freebies – especially from Lord Seedy – who in return cops a freebie visitor pass to 10 Downing Street.

£167,000 quid per annum, yet Stammerer – a political ‘leader’ (sic) who possesses the all charisma of a Bombay public toilet - still pockets ‘donations’ (sic) for ‘work clothes’ - and free pairs of knickers for his missus – yet slashes our OAP’s vital winter fuel allowances – actions that bear the sleaze and cronyism stench of this delusional legacy of egregious regal entitlement and abuse of privilege that blights the purportedly ‘high-born’ elitist ranks of our sick society.

The manner in which this political hypocrite – a keen Arsehole soccer team fan - has come under scrutiny for accepting thousands of pounds worth of free football tickets over the last Parliament – and cops an £8,000 quid private box for premier league soccer matches – while our hapless OAP’s £300 nicker vital winter fuel payments get gutted - then turns into a preaching moralist and slags off every other opposition party politico for sleaze - and in such a manner that he should be clad out in the sackcloth and ashes raiment’s of some self-flagellating, reborn evangelist.

Ergo, one Tory spokesperson opined to gutter press media hacks that: "Keir Stammerer and his top team of fellow hypocrites have accepted thousands of pounds in freebie clothes - whilst simultaneously consigning ten million pensioners to a cold and hard winter – through which many will freeze and die.”

"For not only have they loaded up on freebies whilst lecturing the common herd public on the subjects integrity, morality, and tough choices - they have – either through pre-thought deliberation – or incompetence - continuously failed to register these ‘graft n sleaze-mired’ crony gifts."

To add further insult to injury, we have this scumbag of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves, making a public media statement viz the OAP’s slashed winter fuel allowance payments, that “.... pensioners need to be tightening their belts ...” while raking in all manner of questionable gifts and ‘work clothes’ £££ cash donations personally.

WTF? Why can’t they do the rounds of the local Worstminster jumble sales or Oxscam charity shops for clothes like the rest of us?

But there again, the common herd are not raking in an wage, or a pension allotment, of £167,000 quid per annum alike these afore-mentioned hypocrites.

Nor are we commoners fortunate enough to be bestowed with a £14,000 quid back-hander - from the ever-generous Lord Seedy Back Alli - for two piss-ups to mark our birthday - alike Education Secretary ‘Bandy Bridgette’ Phillipson - then claim they were 'work events' – or accept free tickets for megastar Taylor Swift’s ‘Childless Cat Lady’ concert - then have the hard-faced audacity to state - for the public record - 'they were hard to turn down'.

Too true, for that’s how ‘seduction to corruption’ works, ducky.

Oh yes, we’ve all heard Stammerer’s ‘agent of change’ / ‘we are not the Tories’ political speech bullshit – thus contradicted by the deluded sense of 'I’m a VIP' entitlement.

Thus a question for this Prime Minister - earning £167,000 a year, plus expenses: if you need donations to help buying your purported ‘work wardrobe’ and reading specs – and that of your politically ‘unemployed’ missus - then why shouldn’t pensioners on £13,000 a year get help with their heating?

(Que? WTF? £13,000 per annum? I’m 76 years old and get less than £10,000).

Regardless, this arbitrary slashing of our OAP’s winter fuel allowance - to fill some rumoured black hole in the national coffers - shall manifest in negative fashion, alike Marley’s ghost, and become a spectre that haunts them in perpetuity.

Okay, a switch of tracks viz the graft and corruption rail network.

Guess who is spread across the front page banner headlines of the national dailies this week – from beyond the grave – regarding latter-day expose accusations of sexual molestation and rape?

Why none other than the now-deceased Phony Pharaoh of Harrods - that notorious serial sex pest groper - and diminutive dwarf, Mohammed al Fayed, viz accusations of rape – and what a convenient moment to make mention of Stammerer’s past Director of Pubic Persecutions role in failing - through corrupt intent or incompetence – to ignore the numerous victims police complaints and refuse to prosecute his Freemasonic brother, al Fayed – with an arbitrary decision the case against  the Harrods owner should not be pursued, as there was 'no realistic chance of conviction' – after receiving a couple of freebie ‘Harrods Own’ brand new suits from some 'anonymous donor' (sic).

So too, much as he ‘decided’ – still as Director of Pubic Persecutions - failed to prosecute one more fellow brother Mason, the BBC’s celebrity – and ‘untouchable’ notorious paedo-sex pest – none other than the now-mortally-expired ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ Savile.

Yep, that’s all folks – and Sir Keir is now the Prime Minister of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) and leader of our once-proud, world-leading, island nation – today, due decades of socio-political mismanagement, reduced to a fleeting shadow of its former, valiant greatness.

If that is the best the British electorate can do for a political leader, then Gawd help us.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13875069/Sir-Keir-Starmer-team-two-decades-peer-Lord-Waheed-Alli.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyvpv1lzq6o

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13874779/The-stark-naked-rendezvous-Mayfair-Turkish-bath-saw-BBCs-debonair-ex-royal-expert-strike-secret-deal-protect-rapist-boss-Mohamed-Al-Fayed-GUY-ADAMS-Investigates.html

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Public Notice: Lost Purse Alert

If any ‘still remotely honest’ member of our island nation’s public demographic happens to finds a discarded purse, stolen from Broken Britain’s ‘Policing Minister’ – the scraggle-haired Dame Diana ‘Bird’s Nest’ Johnson, OBE – (incumbent Labour Party MP for Kingston upon-Hull North & Cottingham) - while she was delivering a speech – ironically on the subject of our nation’s current, unbridled epidemic of ‘petty theft’ - to the annual Police Superintendents' Association conference - which senior Plod Squad officers attended at the Chesford Grange four-star hotel in Kenilworth (Midlands) – please dial 999 to contact your local bobby shop.

The opportunistic thieves struck and lifted Dame Diana’s belongings while the repulsive Miss ‘Durian Crotch’ was otherwise occupied, exercising her bloated ego, and displaying unqualified, arrogant pretensions - gobbing off at the podium – full volume, and high in oath - slagging the legacy of a hapless ‘now-in-opposition’ Tory Party government, as being solely responsible for the current epidemic of antisocial behaviour, theft, and shoplifting that is plaguing Food Bank Britain - and further outlined Labour’s plans to boost policing numbers with a legion – 13,000, no less – of educationally sub-normal 'Neighbourhood Watch' plastic plods.

The dozy Dame is of a mind the Labour Party's mission must be to restore compliance with the rule of law on British streets - including restoring respect for our once-proud United Kingdom’s ‘now – alas - ‘politicised’ and IQ-deficient Plod Squad – a quality sadly eroded due decades of graft and corruption – and gross incompetence -and signing up educationally-sub-normal recruits - evidenced across the entire national police forces, along with their adoption of the Woke cult message, and this anti-democratic mission to oversee the suppression of free speech protests - now branded as 'subversive'.

Johnson continued "Too many town centres and high streets across the country have been gripped by this epidemic of anti-social behaviour, theft and shoplifting – directly linked to socio-political protests by right-wing anarchists - which is corroding our communities and cannot be allowed to continue.”

Hmmm, and while unbridled illegal immigration surges more each day? Dream on, ducky.

How this moronic baggage squirmed her slack arse into the post of Policing Minister - and then, faster than a rat out of a septic tank, onto the Privy Council - requires a dose of close scrutiny investigation – for the mind boggles at the level of hypocrisy this crooked old trout is spouting.

For the record, and the greater public’s awareness, viz Johnson’s honesty – or rather the lack of such - during Broken Britain’s 2009 House of Conmans ‘and’ Upper House of Frauds Parliamentary expenses-fiddling scandal, it was revealed that Johnson had her sticky fingers in the till, and claimed £987 quid in architects fees for her second home, which she was directed to repay – plus a rip-off £563 quid claim for household crockery (cups n saucers) rejected as ‘excessive’

So too we recall, with crystal clarity, of Johnson’s ‘EUSSR Remainiac stance, ref’ being in all-out support for a ‘second’ Brexit vote, was one that  incited those of a differing public opinion to threaten her with being shot ‘and’ hung - and that, in and of itself, is no mean political achievement in the Britain of today.

Ergo, so now, in the form of Diana Johnson MP, we have a ‘conflict of interest’ pro-Zionist Plod Squad minister in our national Parliament who acts as the vice-chair of the Labour Party’s Friends of the Rogue State of Israel, and like her boss, ‘call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, opposes, then and now, the Boycott, Investments and Sanctions of Israel socio-political campaign.

However, enough of this nasty bitch’s duplicity and expenses-fiddling dishonesty, so back to the missing handbag and purse news item.

Gee n Wow! No shit, Sherlock – this is the funniest thing we’ve heard this week - and all on the same day that Sir Keir Stammerer sanctioned the early release of 1,750 criminals from prison – to free up space for the thousands of scrotes awaiting sentence for the heinous crime of exercising their freedom of speech and public protest rights - in the wake of the 29 July 2024 Southport mass stabbings.

Canny readers will recall this involved the murder of three young primary school-age girls by some foreign psycho from Rwanda with negative social issues – and the ensuing public arena ‘finger-pointing’ protests that dissed the ‘not-fit-to-govern’ Labour Party on their non-existent policy of stopping illegal immigration – before they set foot on our south coast beaches – and preferably prior to them ever launching their inflatable dinghy’s from the Channel-facing coast of France.

Okay, back to the banner headline title issue - own up yer scally twats – who the fuck nicked Johnson’s bag and purse?

Really, and at a Plod Squad conference too. Yer just can’t trust any fucker – or their dog – nowadays – even if they are wearing a Plod Squad uniform.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx6xvvn25xo

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/policing-minister-diana-johnson-theft-police-conference

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

OAPs Beware: Labour Exterminators

Labour Slime Minister, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, and Chancellor Rachel Thieves, grab their fully-charged Oldie Zappers, ready to proceed with the Labour Party's 'Euthanasia Hunt' – tracking down troublesome, useless-eater pensioner types – specifically the aged and infirm geriatric crowd in wheelchairs – and disabled Grannies on crutches and Zimmer frames – who can’t run very fast anymore.

“Zap! Zap! Zap!”

“Now cop for that, you wrinkly, old twat – then shut the fuck up complaining that you're cold, cos we slashed your winter fuel allowance.”

 Yep, the UK’s vulnerable, pension-age, senior citizens, those most susceptible to the body-chilling effects of our frigid, northern seasonal weather, are gonna fall victim to a ‘fuel poverty’ extinction level event during the coming Winter months – sat in front of an empty fireplace, freezing to death over a nightly mug of Horlicks, while cuddling their pet cat – and all to redirect the £300 quid winter fuel allowance to shoring up some alleged £22 billion quid national piggy bank ‘black hole’ shortfall – rumoured to be a work of Micawberish proportions, which the buck-passing Stammerer blames directly on Fishy Sunak's previous spendthrift Tory government.

WTF is 'Sir' Keir Stammerer – already devoid of political credibilty - rabbiting on about with this purported £22 billion black hole debt caused by the last useless Tory government - (that's the one before his useless Labour government got into power) - as Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) has been £££ billions - and today £££ trillions - in debt – (zero exaggeration) – from their second world war borrowings - circa 1945 - a fiscal albatross never to be repaid.

For the public record, by the end of the 1939-45 WW2 conflict Britain's debt exceeded 200% of GDP, as it had done after the end of the Napoleonic Wars. As during World War I, the good ole  US of A again provided the major source of funds, this time via low-interest loans, and through the Lend Lease Act.

As of June 2023 the British national debt sits at 100.1% of GDP – with public sector net debt at the end of May, 2023 presenting a horrific figure of £2,567.2 billion nicker.

Ergo, killing off the pensioners by freezing them to the point of hypothermia – and death – or driven to a bone-shaking 'Beam me up, Scotty' suicide – might free up the winter fuel allowance to pay for more armament shipments for Ukraine – and then, a Broken Britain. sans the oldie population. also frees up the monthly state pension payments to be squandered on more Third World foreign aid projects.

Bravo, and hurrahs all round! A winning streak of fiscal acumen executed, thanks to our parsimonious ‘Grinch’ of a Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves - the noxious Stammerer's 'enfante terrible' partner in 'euthanaia by freezing' crimes – who opined to gutter press hacks that "pensioners would just have to tighten their belts."

Yep, this is the very same Rachel Thieves who pockets a salary of £158,000 + per annum - and not overlooking those very generous expenses - and we take critical note that one of these 'in-yer-face' hypocrisy-ridden expenses is presented in her claim for heating her 'second home'.

Hmmm, and here we pause to remind ourselves that these are the very same political creatures - Herr Stammerer in particular – who, while in opposition, once raised a Parliamentary complain (see Hansard) viz the fact old ladies were riding around on buses all day, with their free OAP bus pass, just to keep warm?

Yeah right, vote Labour; the Party of the People.

Stop press: This afternoon's 14:00 hours 'for or against' House of Conmans vote is in – and the winter fuel payment stays axed, as Labour Party declare war on our elderly pensioner society.

It is a pernicious act, proving beyond any semblance of a doubt, that the Labour party under this clown Stammerer, does not give a flying fuck for the common herd – and our pension-age elderly community in particular – due the fact this EUSSR / Remainiac stooge blames the OAP’s for Brexit – and the next punitive penalty will be the cancelling of their single person council tax discount.

So, while round one might well now go to Labour – round two might present a different bout, when our still-voting legions of shivering, chilblain-stricken pensioners - ten million-plus - take their revenge (a feast best savoured cold) at the ballot box, come election times – local and national – when the electoral backlash shall present itself as a major 7:4 Richter scale seismic event that rattles the furniture (but nary a single conscience) in Labour’s Southworks HQ, and their Parliamentary majority is reduced to – er - zero.

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Ukraine Get £££ Preference: F*ck the OAPs

Broken Britain’s current incumbent Prime Minister, the Labour Party’s Keir Stammerer, has informed the gutter press media that ‘his’ government will have to suffer in silence with being as unpopular as a dose of galloping gonorrhoea, as he makes ‘some tough decisions’ – by a tightening of the national purse strings to strangulation level – in a futile attempt to ‘get national economic priorities right’ – for his planned Marxist Utopia to take root, and become a reality.

Yep, that’s ‘call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer – pursuing this economically-suicidal obsession with the climate change Net Zero lie - plus the open-borders, illegal immigration free-for-all; and the money-grubbing fixation to tax anything that moves - to finance things that don’t - as they resort to adopting neo-Malthusian euthanasia principles and trash the sacred Winter Fuel Allowance of Britain’s old age pensioners – saying ‘tough shit’ if you can’t afford to keep warm this coming winter – just curl up and die.

So much for ‘lying bastard’ Labour’s ‘Warm Homes Plan’ pledge.

Labour: the Party of the People (that’s me n you) indeed - yet another of Keir’s regressive and iniquitous benefit-slashing, socialist dystopian money grabs – and this time targeting the old age pensioners.

Thus, with implementing this venal means-testing process, Stammerer and his Labour Party Orcs are betraying the essence of the Old Age Pensions Act of 1908, and have abandoned whatever moral compass they might have once possessed – prior to the likes of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar gaining office in 10, Downing Street

We take scrupulous note that the freshly-installed Labour Government are doing their level best to ignore, and refuse to contend with, the permeating stench of political corruption hanging over Downing Street since they got into office – specifically yet another cronyism scandal - after ‘Two Tier’ Keir pocketed a personal back-hander bung of £20,000 nicker from party donor, Lord Weedy Alli Money-Bags – for new clothes – in addition to a further donation of £500,000 quid - (all in used – and laundered - £ fivers) - to the party – with Lord Weedy receiving a freebie ‘all access security pass to No 10 and the House of Conmans restaurant and bar.

Que, £20,000 quid for new clothes - why can’t Stammerer get outfitted at a local jumble sale, like the rest of us common herd plebs?

Ergo, while on the subject of untrustworthy politicos, let us not overlook Stammerer’s previous days of infamy record as the Director of Pubic Persecutions (sic), linking his failure to process the arrest and prosecution of his fellow Freemason (and knight of the realm) – that notorious sex pest, and paedo-scum kiddie fiddler, the BBC’s untouchable celeb’ DJ – ‘Sir’ Jimmy Savile, OBE.

Albeit today, Stammer, as leader of the Labour Party, now presumes to exude an air of scrupulous honesty, and moral rectitude, as they mull how to impose mass censorship legislation and stamp on our God-given right of free speech – to counter and oppose Labour’s multiculturalism and futurism drive – both being flawed philosophies that shall blight and stunt societal evolution.

We think not.

To wit, this Labour Party ‘government’ (sic) under ‘Sir’ Keir’s nasty ‘fuck the oldies’ leadershit - and ignoring his credibility-deficiient hypocrisy of publicly stating - “we will not be reckless with working people's money” - has no problems squandering the OAP’s winter fuel allowance on hosting, and keeping fed n fat, hordes of wetback, Channel-hopping illegal migrants – (who harbour zero intention of ever assimilating with British culture) - in warm n cosy hotels – as our pensioners succumb to hypothermia.

Yet we view with ire Stammerer’s subservient kowtowing to union-driven public sector pay settlement demands, as junior doctors cop a 22% pay rise – and Rattle Track’s train drivers squeeze him for a 4.5% inflation-busting pay boost, while already on a £65,000 quid per annum salary.

Ergo, on the subject of ‘getting priorities right’ Labour have recently committed £12.7 billion nicker to the Ukraine’s kleptocracy government corruption coffers - via £7.6 billion quid in military support to fight off, and counter-attack, Russia’s Bad Vlad Putrid  - and a further £5 billion quid in non-military aid – payments commonly known as - er – facilitation fees – or ‘bribes’ – to keep up the purchase and supply of British-manufactured military weapons systems to maintain the 24/7 ‘live fire’ field testing effect on Russian troops.

More so, if that wasn’t an ‘in yer face’ further ‘fuck you’ insult to our nation’s OAP’s; then we have a sore thumb £12 billion quid rip-off contribution - extorted from British taxpayer funds – for the scaremongering international climate change aid ‘Geen Fund’ kitty.

Hmmm, hark well the climate catastrophe myth alarmists, promoting their skewed narrative as ‘proven’ - on the grounds that an ice cream cone bought along the Brighton seafront on a July afternoon, now melts faster today than it did ten years previously – and all the while demonising any format of dissent, or counter-narrative, voiced by the common sense brigade.

“Mere zeitgeist stuff, my dear” - one might imagine coming from the lips of Noel Coward - “now be a darling, pass the gin, then fuck off.”

One feints to scratch the head, then shakes it.

This Labour government, under Stammerer - (as bad as - or a far worse fubar - than under the previous leadershit likes of that corruption-ridden, US stooge of a war-mongering poodle, Tony Bliar - or Gordon Broon – we can’t decide) - purposely overlook the mistakes of ages past, then ignorantly repeat them – expecting a more favourable outcome – such as Labour getting re-elected.

Ha! Some joke that will be.

But what can we expect when the national leadership is entrusted to such a collection of onanists – so full of themselves, and displaying their unqualified arrogance – the likes of this socio-political pariah - 'Call me Sir' Keir Stammerer - and his equally nauseating deputy, the ginger-mingin ‘Right to Buy’ hypocrite, Mangela Rayner - and the pensioner-robbing Chancellor, rabid Rachel Thieves.

As to the rest of the Labour gang MPs in the House of Conmans – they’re self-seeking deadwood, and as much use to the British commonality as tits on a bull.

Yet the day shall dawn – if we don’t all freeze to death this coming Winter due our seasonal OAP fuel payment benefits being axed – and then have our say at the ballot box – and it will not be a pretty vote count for this insufferable dog wanker, the blatantly anti-British, EUSSR Remainiac / Brussels stooge, multiculturalism globalist – Stammerer – and his ‘progressive’ Labour puppet proselytes.

Herr Stammerer might reflect on the fact that insurrection, and rebellion, never require permission to rebel – just ask the Bourbon monarchical wastrels, circa 1789; or the parasitic Romanoff cabal, circa 1917.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/wes-streeting-scathing-attack-tories-cronyism-row

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgm7rnlz81do

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Labour Thumbs-Up OAP Genocide Mission

Que? WTF? Keir Stammerer claims to be facing tough decisions to stabilise the economy – hence has to slash - to a zero figure - Britain’s old age pensioner’s ‘keep warm n well’ winter fuel allowance - a meagre £300 quid per annum – to inflict socio-economic hyperthermic misery on the elderly of our once-proud, and caring, nation - while hordes of Channel-hopping illegal migrants are billeted, warm and cosy. in their tax-payer funded heated hotels – while they wait for their never-ever asylum hearings.

Yeah, Labour’s ‘Penny Dreadful’ government are predicting ‘a hard rain is gonna fall’ socio-economic ‘weather forecast’ - devoid of ‘good news’ – but more packed with ‘bad juju coming your way’ omens.

So, as their hierarchical level OAP pension benefits-slashing decision kicks in; let us take a moment to focus on Labour’s aberrant back-stabbing deceits – and their blatant indignation at the fact the common herd do not whole-heartedly agree with Sir Keir’s wisdom (sic).

Truly, post-election (was that only a few weeks ago?) – this is manifesting as a septic, fast-festering, malignant issue, for nary a mention was made in their manifesto, nor a word spoken during the general election campaign – yet this dirty and deceitful ‘cut the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance’ strategy was planned well in advance.

Two guesses only as to which of Labour's front bench Orc trolls were principally responsible.

Why, none other than the inherently evil likes of ‘Right to Buy’ hypocrite – the repulsive Mangela Rayner – (notorious for her lack of moral values) - and the rabid Chancellor, Rachel Thieves – blatantly displaying their stock-in-trade petty vindictiveness, directed at the common herd sheeple – as they scheme to raise taxes and slash pension credit benefits – targeting the oldie generation of Middle Earth – and all to prevent ‘economic tanking’, so they vacuously claim.

Economic tanking? Is that a fucking joke? Some excuse to stabilise Food Bank Britain’s economy – yet are welcoming boatloads of undocumented, scrounging, wetback illegal migrants to our shores – purportedly so the unskilled, idle-arsed scumsters can boost our dwindling labour force?

Then we have Labour’s subservient act of union-arse-licking – (more like ‘Sir’ Keir’s personal decision) - to award Rattle Track’s train drivers – (already on a £65,000 quid per annum salary, plus overtime) - a pay rise amounting to a few quid short of £10,000 nicker per annum – while simultaneously deciding that to fund this exorbitant pay boost for the ‘sat on their arse all day’ choo-choo operators - they would target our nation’s old age pensioners, scraping by, like myself, on £9,000 per annum – tops, if they are lucky - and, as an additional bit of perverse, seasonal torture, slash their paltry - albeit life-saving - comfort zone ’winter warmth’ fuel allowance of £300 quid max’.

Ergo, to tackle fuel poverty then Labour need to get their priorities right – read up on their Adam Smith economic doctrines - and stop treating the voting / tax-paying public demographic as mindless ‘sheeple’ - then leave the despised old age pensioners’ benefits well alone - and live up to Labour’s Warm Homes Plan pledge.

While we are on this very subject of ‘getting priorities right’ - Labour have today been informed – and are considering - they can do a lot more for the Ukraine’s kleptocracy government – regardless of the fact Food Bank Britain has already committed £12.7 billion nicker to Kiev’s corruption coffers - via £7.6 billion quid in military support, and a further £5 billion quid in non-military aid.

Next on the taxpayer funds ‘squander list’ is a sore thumb £12 billion quid rip-off contribution - extorted from British taxpayer funds – for the international climate aid kitty.

Thus there is the ‘double jeopardy’ cause of the £22 billion Black Hole exposed – whereas if Labour’s largess with our funds had been clamped down on, then there would have been a few quid spare - as the winter fuel allowance bonus for the hapless pensioners.

Hmmm, point is, the Ukraine military can fight Bad Vlad Putrid and his Russian hordes with pointed sticks and sharp stones for all we care (talk to the UN Security Council - not our problem) – and the climate doesn’t need any £12 billion quid ‘aid’ – it can look after itself quite well, thank you - as it has been for billions of years, sans human interference.

To wit, the far greater problem for Broken Britain’s senior population is the coming winter – northern climate as usual – and the government’s Excess Winter Deaths (EWD) ledger ready to record one hell of an increase by the Spring of 2025 as the oldies succumb to hypothermia in their own front room arm chairs and beds.

When making a decision of how to fill this more at scent than substance budget ‘black hole’ - purportedly inherited from the Tory spendthrifts – and not simply another instance of political grandstanding complaint and red-penning the accounts to make some other fucker and their dog look ‘bad’ – the first thing that comes to mind is - if such actually exists and is not just a further instance of Labour’s buck-passing whingeing – why have the Labour hierarchy decided on targeting our once-sceptred Isle’s oldies - axing their vital winter fuel payments?

Why, we ardently inquire, did Stammerer choose this highway robbery route to finance the inflation-busting pay raise awards to already overpaid train drivers - yet say ‘fuck ‘em’ – freeze n starve - to Food Bank Britain's vulnerable pensioner community?

Why, cos it is now Labour political policy to kill off what the party hierarchy are calling ‘the useless eater oldies’.

Then, to add further insult to injury, we have state pension warnings as changes to the system could see payments under Labour rule be means-tested at a punitive level – to save the Treasury even more public money to waste on whatever brainless project raises its profligate head.

Fer fuck’s sake, they could save barrow-loads of money if they stopped funding foreign wars and stupid woke joke climate change lobbyists – and hosting hordes of foul and foreign wetback asylum-seeking scroungers.

Yeah, vote Labour, and watch Granny and Grandad get shafted – and snap-frozen.

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Infidels Banned from Jews-Only Buses

London Mayor, HRH Sad Dick Khan, and the beleaguered TfL, are set to kowtow to sectarian demands from the city’s notoriously-paranoid psychotic, and eternally complaining, Shylock Sisters (Rebecca and Tamar Bonkerstein) - to provide the Jewish community with a segregated ‘Jews Only’ bus service – so they ‘feel safe’ and insularly-protected from the legions of white, Anglo-Saxon Gentile fellow commuter-travellers who have lived in the city for the past two millenniums – since the early Anno Domini decades of the Roman occupation – when the capital was known, in the Common Brythonic tongue of the day, as Londinium.

Hmmm, this was around the same time period the Jewish Sanhedrin authorities were busy back in the Holy Land of Palestine, nailing the Christian Messiah, Jesus, to a couple of large pieces of wood – simply for preaching the fact that God loves everyone – suck-hole devotees and sinners alike.

Really, crucifying the son of God. Nice people, indeed.

Que? A ‘Jews Only’ bus service? No Christians – Catholics or Protestants? No Muslim types? No Buddhists, Mormons, or Pancake Tuesday Adventists? 

Now that becoming a reality is bad juju , and opening the gate to a very slippery slope if all manner of Gentiles - aka the 'grungy Goyim' - are verboten as fellow passengers.

How about the next knee jerk, reciprocal demand at Sad Dick’s doorstep - for a Muslims only bus service – or a LGBTQIA2S+ Gays only bus service. 

Or, how about a Blacks only bus service – as in the good ole US of A's racial segregation rioting days of yore - until JFK formulated the Civil Rights Act of 1964 - which Lyndon Johnson forced through Congress, and the Senate, in the wake of Kennedy's 1963 assassination.

The mind boggles. A dedicated Tranny Charabanc trans-gender-bender bus service – or a Wetback Lines Channel-crossing illegal immigrant bus service?

Yeah, let’s get totally bonkers and we dispatch a demand to Bobo Nuttyahoo, that the rogue state of Israel’s nutty Knesset provide a Chobham armoured bus service between Gaza and the West Bank-  to keep the hapless Palestinian Muslim population safe from attacks by the Zionist Jewish settler land thieves - and psycho IDF trigger-happy military using Palestinian schoolkids for target practice?

https://www.gbnews.com/news/london-tfl-new-bus-jews-feel-safe-antisemitism-surges-310-route

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Labour’s Voter Appeal in Freefall

Aggghhh! WTF? Labour, or the Tory crew, or the Lib-Dum Losers – or the indestructible Nigel Barage’s Reform gang – or even the Pancake Tuesday Adventists, or the Middle Earth Orc Party - whatever piss pot political cabal that rears its ugly head in Parliament have their own, unique brand of making a total fubar of things – and all at the expense of the hapless, common herd, tax-paying electorate.

Come back Oliver Cromwell - we're in dire need of a Lord Protector.

Too true, and with this fact narrated, we, the contrarian public masses, do, with a unanimous show of hands, agree – and, alas, today the noxious Labour Party holds socio-economic power and control; while the likes of this shallow and obnoxious clown - “Call me Sir” - Keir Stammerer, purports to expound his personal, divine, EUSSR-Remainiac globalist-aligned political narrative – a threadbare, cure-all rhetoric that is more at scent than substance.

So let us pray celestial intervention strikes down these agents of socio-political chaos before they make a total fuck up - of everything that can be fucked up.

Ergo, for what they now commit to, in their unqualified arrogance, viz claiming to have inherited a £22 billion nicker ‘black hole’ in Broken Britain’s treasury accounts from the Tory bunglers - hence the ‘no other option’ necessity to slash our country’s hapless – and vulnerable - old age pensioner’s benefits.

Along with this socio-economic ‘stab-in-the-back’ for Granny and Grandad’s already-frugal state pension budget – Stammerer plans to raise domestic taxes on the home front - yet all while supplying the likes of the failed state of Ukraine with aid abroad – plus embracing boat loads of wetback, illegal migrants washing up on our south coast shores on scrounge-a-thon missions – claiming to be political asylum seekers – at our expense.

And that, folks, is just the start – a gross perversion of the pre-determined social care and consideration for our own British ethnic population, which Labour’s elected office of governance had been entrusted at the ballot box.

To wit, Labour – in power now, for how many weeks? Not long, n that’s a fact, and while it took the Tory wankers x-number of leadershit swaps – and years in office to fuck up so royally, already things are more fucked up than a soup sandwich, after Labour’s mere two months in office.

What might impress, and get our attention, would be if these ‘People’s Party’ (sic – some joke, eh) goons had put as much planning effort into stopping the illegal / undocumented / visa-less Channel crossings by hordes of alien migrant, greedy-paws-out scroungers, as they did into their pre-election covert plotting to – post-election win - slash our own British born n bred retired, old age pensioner’s winter fuel allowances - and the 25% single occupancy council tax discount.

For every single OAP that dies of cold exposure / hypothermia during the approaching winter months, due this inhuman act by Stammerer and Co, we pray is one extra curse on their mortal existence – and the righteous spectres of Ramsay MacDonald – first ever Labour PM - and the real deal ‘Keir’ – Mr Hardie himself – haunt the current ruling hierarchy of the Labour Party he founded so long ago - for their anti-old age pensioner torture and ‘euthanasia by freezing’ winter fuel payment slashing mandate.

While we are on this very subject of ‘getting priorities right’ - Labour have today been informed – and are considering - they can do a lot more for the Ukraine’s kleptocracy government – regardless of the fact Food Bank Britain has already committed £12.7 billion nicker to Kiev’s corruption coffers - via £7.6 billion quid in military support, and a further £5 billion quid in non-military aid.

Next on the taxpayer funds ‘squander list’ is a sore thumb £12 billion quid contribution conjured up – from British taxpayer funds – for the international climate aid kitty - so there is the £22 billion Black Hole filled already - with a coupla billion £££ left over - as a Winter bonus for the hapless pensioners.

Hmmm, point is, the climate doesn’t need any ‘aid’ – it can look after itself quite well, thank you – as the far greater problem for Broken Britain’s senior population is the coming winter – climate as usual – and the government’s Excess Winter Deaths (EWD) ready to record one hell of an increase by the Spring of 2025.

So, sorry, and apologies profuse, to Food Bank Britain’s ‘older generation’ of pensioners - that’s your winter fuel allowance payments gone to buy Shitstreak Shadow Storm missiles for Zelensky’s dog wanker army - to fire at Moscow’s Bad Vlad Putrid, in the Kremlin, and spoil his afternoon tea and scones repast.

To wit, September makes its presence known today, so while airing the winter woollies and bed socks, and testing the hot water bottle for leaks – plus stocking up on those OAP-delight therapeutic Victory V lozenges from the corner shop tobacconist - (ingredients: ether, liquorice and chloroform) - let’s hope the global warming myth does kick in and becomes a reality for us, from November through until March and Spring 2025.

And now, for further condemnation of the Labour wankers controlling the shots in Worstminster’s House of Conmans.

Regardless of the manifestation of a Woke joke politicised plod squad, and compliant Woke judiciary, we might - not quite yet - be in living in the pages of Orwell’s 1984, but it appears to all intents and purposes, we have stepped ‘one foot leading’ into ‘Two Tier’ Keir’s 2024 Labour government interpretation of totalitarian state dystopia with this ‘far right conspiracy’ – and the ‘criminalising’ brand mark slapped on any fucker and their dog that dares flaunt the audacity to light up a cigarette outside their local boozer – or in the former designated ‘smoking area' of the beer garden – or points a critical finger, and voices divisive rhetoric at the Labour administration – that Stammerer chooses, in his infinite, Solomonic wisdom, to disapprove of - such as 'criminally-inclined speech or acts that might be interpreted as Islamophobia.

Ergo, so we must inquire of Sir Keir's Labour plan to criminalise 'far right' views - and all formats of free speech - when did patriotism fall victim to be branded as 'far right'?

Our traditionalist Judeo-Christian based British culture and values face direct threat and ‘population by numbers’ dilution - with the ethnic Anglo-Saxon population disenfranchised – to accommodate hordes of infidel and pagan scroungers - due this unbridled influx of illegal migrants, posing as asylum status refugees – from their professed ‘war zone’ Third World origins – er – via Monsieur Macron’s ‘safe haven’ la belle Francais.

Fer fuck’s sake, really, if they managed to make their illegal passage to France, then stay there – the food’s better than Britain’s traditional deep fried, or over-boiled, excuse for scoff.

Albeit this is all part n parcel of the New World Order / Great Reset plot to remake the world in their own fucked-up image – (Ugh) - and with subservient stooges of Stammerer’s ilk charged with our once-sacred and sceptred isle’s affairs of state – then we, the common herd population, can expect to get shafted – royally.

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