Sunday 3 July 2022

Woke Wankers Gut Scrabble

Yep, y’all heard it right the first time around, on this morning’s radio news. Scrabble players are quitting competitive games in their droves, after 400-plus words deemed ‘offensive’ have been surgically eradicated from the permitted lexicon list.

Hmmm, strains of Hitlerian Nazi censorship. The burning of the books. The banning of offensive words.

So, these were words deemed offensive, eh? Offensive? Que? WTF? Offensive to who, actually?

Ah, society’s perennially offended drama queens, of course. The male n female variety alike – and not to overlook the rest of the all-new Linnean taxonomy gender bender categories. Trans-this n that n the other – disguising their sexual perversity and lack of grasp on reality under a camouflage of asinine pronouns - to distract from their disgusting sodomite habits – the ones our Christian faith Holy Bible refers to, in God’s own words, as an ‘abomination’ – and let’s be straight up here, who the fuck want to argue with God on this matter?

London’s hard core Scrabblers are said to be seething over the ban, introduced by Establishment games company Mattel, which players claim has resulted in bitter spats, and more than a couple of fisticuff ‘punch-ups’ – and is no more than a pathetic virtue-signalling exercise to pacify n massage the egos of middle-class whiteys and the Wokester pubic relations brigade.

Really, how fuckwittedly obnoxious can yer get - imposing so-called ‘American cultural, or moral, values’ (sic – what they?) on the world – and yer can bet yer bottom dollar that ‘grossly offensive’ terms such as Woke, Political, n Correct haven’t been exorcised from the big word bag.

Okay, time to get the Common Sense stick out of the cupboard again and give some silly twat a smack round the back of the head. Words in dictionaries and Scrabble list are not offensive slurs – and only become offensive and slurs if used with derogatory intent via a particularly disrespectful and insulting tone, or context. 

Today it is words branded offensive. Tomorrow it will be the Truth – especially any format of Truth that is composed of offensive words – and doubtless while this totalitarian 'mass formation' onslaught proceeds down its current path of politically-correct destruction the likes of Monopoly, Beetle Drives, and Chess will suffer game-changing casualties.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/scrabble-players-quitting-competitive-game-after-400-offensive-terms-banned-from-words-list/329322

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