Which Tory ‘Hopeful’ Will Pledge NHS Dentistry?

Bad Teeth Britain – Home to the NHS (No Hope Service) ‘Dogshit Class Dentistry’.

Okay, these leadershit contenders – and their House of Conmans Tory MP cronies - don’t give a flying fuck viz NHS dentists - as they can afford to go private on their taxpayer funded salaries – but it would be nice if they considered the needs of the no-so well-off / inflation-stricken / toothache-suffering public that voted them into high government office.

To wit, has a single one of these wankers even given a passing thought to sorting out the broken NHS dentistry service - a system in crisis? Of course not. Such empathic thought is the last thing on their personal narcissistic ego-massaging agendas. The twats expect, if not demand, deference from lesser mortals, and claim to be above, and beyond, censure and reproach.

So, never mind pledging to do this or that or the fucking other. They wanna get picked for the top job? Then sort out the NHS dentistry fubar – make a publicly-broadcast commitment to correct the disgraceful state of Broken Britain’s equally broken NHS Dentistry system - (which once worked well enough to the point of wider public satisfaction) - and that will nigh-on guarantee the greater common herd embrace of their appointment to the top job.

One solution to 'persuading' dentists to accept NHS patients is to revoke the licences of the greedy bastards to practice 'oral medicine' – for dentistry surely comes under that banner – if they refuse to comply and take on NHS patients and continue servicing only private ‘paying’ clientele.

As to the Tory leadershit hopeful's 'Pledges':

Braverman: Pledge to withdraw from the European Convention on Human Rights n commit Food Bank Britain to police state fascism.

Truss: Take up the fallen banner of Iron Lady Slaggie Twatcher.

Zahawi: Economic transformation / slash NHS funding – everyone’s gonna be poor – apart from him n his secret society cronies.

Hunt: Re-join the EUSSR.

Badenoch: Clueless - but means well.

Major-General Tommy Tugendhat: Run Britain on military discipline basis – court martials for dissing government policy.

Sunak: Borrow even more money from Shitzerland's Basel-based Bank of International Debt.

Mordaunt: A social-liberalism drive ‘and’ a daily rum ration for die-hard Tory voters.

Well, little wonder our once-sceptred isle is more fucked up than a soup sandwich. Money for illegal immigrants. Money for weapons for the Ukraine. In fact, money for every fucker n their dog – apart from the cash-strapped and over-taxed Brits who can’t afford private medical care – and specifically private dental treatment - as incompetent governments past have made a total fuck of the once-stellar NHS dental service - by licencing these greedy, grabbing cunts to go private and refuse any and all NHS dental work to the less fortunate / poorer – and old age pensioner - contingents of our society.

The Tory Nasty Party – continuing with the fucked-up NHS policies of their New Labour predecessors – would sooner get involved in foreign military misadventures – (Afghanistan / Iraq / Ukraine) – than organise an efficient NHS dental service.

If these greedy, grasping dentists want to emulate the good ole US of A dentistry culture model n only do mega-bucks £££ $$$ private work, so they can afford to venture off on annual safaris to Africa n slaughter big game, all well n good – then cancel their licences to practice if they refuse to accept 50% NHS patients.

Really, Tory or Labour or Lib-Dums – or the Greenie wankers – they’re of one collective mind to take on the Russian Bear in a proxy street fight in Ukraine, but haven’t got the nuance to organise a decent dental service for their tax-paying ‘voter’ citizens.

So all yer caries-ridden teeth have rotted away to stumps, thanks to the total lack of couldn’t give a flying fuck attitude of successive governments and NHS Trust wankers – but if yer want a sex change on the NHS just tick the box below – for this very same not fit for purpose NHS fuck-up is preparing to offer female-to-male transgender surgery - 'for free' - in the coming months of 2022.

London’s leading Chelsea and Westminster Hospital has been commissioned by the NHS to recruit a Gender Affirmation Surgery Pathway Coordinator to implement clinical strategies and conduits to provide masculinizing surgical treatment for patients with gender dysphoria.

Grrrrr, growls he, shaking head in utter disgust – low income families and basic rate state pensioners can’t get their teeth fixed - or a set of dentures to chew food with - on the NHS – but over-17 girls who would prefer to be boys can have their snatch converted into a cock – and for free too. 

And the gullible public were egged on to bang pans n pots n applaud the NHS throughout the entire two-year Covid-1984 scamdemic deception lockdowns?

Time for some hardcore ‘ballot box retribution’.

penny.mordaunt.mp@parliament.uk;

suella.braverman.mp@parliament.uk;

rishi.sunak.mp@parliament.uk;

elizabeth.truss.mp@parliament.uk;

kemi.badenoch.mp@parliament.uk;

nadhim.zahawi.mp@parliament.uk;

nadhim@zahawi.com;

tom.tugendhat.mp@parliament.uk;

huntj@parliament.uk;

altsale@parliament.uk;

office@altsale.org;

publiccorrespondence@cabinetoffice.gov.uk;

Public.Enquiries@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk;

dexeu.correspondence@cabinetoffice.gov.uk;

... and the New Labour wankers take scrupulous note too – cos this might be your strategic ploy for electoral success - and one morally elevated than flashing their ginger mingin growler for the opposition party speaker at the Dispatch Box.

leader@labour.org.uk;

keir.starmer.mp@parliament.uk;

angela.rayner.mp@parliament.uk;

Ergo, if this was a Mental Health crisis, with nutcases upgrading the definition of galloping lunacy, then our not fit for purpose let’s Party government would be initiating and funding all manner of corrective medical action programmes, but as it’s a ‘Dental Health’ crisis then they adopt a Marie Antoinette style approach to the common herd’s toothless condition: ‘If they can’t chew Wagyu steaks, then let them eat soup’.