Snottingham council wankers have adopted a legally questionable Minority Report style ‘predictive policing’ strategy - to spot fine dog walkers for deliberate acts of ‘unpreparedness’ - even if their pooch doesn’t take a crap.
Yep, nasty Nottingham – once home to the ultra-charitable Merry Men of Sherwood Forest, led by the magnanimous Robin Hoodie, who fleeced the rich and gave to the poor.
However, Snottingham’s Rushcliffe borough council have decided to sort of ‘modify’ the now non-binary Merry ‘Persons’ of Sherwood methods and rob dog walkers of £100 quid for not adopting a Boy Scout style ‘Be Prepared’ practice and being equipped with a shit shovel, surgical gloves, bog roll and crap bags – on the off chance Fido decided the middle of the pavement – or bowling green – is an ideal place to evacuate his bowels.
And for these moronic council bureaucraps that’s the name of the revenue-raking ‘extortion’ game - fining some hapless dog walker when no crime has been committed - and Fido never even farted.
Ergo, if Snottingham’s ‘dogshit wardens’ are of a similar breed to the morons hired by local authorities as PCSOs then they’ll be power-crazed onanists – the control freak micro-fascist breed, kitted out in some official hi-viz gilet n a shiny i/d badge.
Okay, now here’s one for the virtue-signalling Wokester equalities cult to go figure. How about if a dog walker is stopped by this newly formed Gestapo Dog Shit Squad n the ‘walker’ states that the four-legged animal no longer wants to be known as Fido, but ‘identifies’ as a cat and wished to be called Tiddles.
Or, another alternative, slap the fascist twats with an outraged response of: ‘How dare you insult my canine companion! Fido is fully potty trained and uses the crapper before we go walkies – then flushes ‘and’ washes his paws after’.
How far down the common sense drain has Food Bank Britain's bureaucracy gone? Dog walkers face £100 nicker fine if they're caught without vital piece of kit – doggy toilet rolls. Okay, easy- peasy solution – shove a canine butt plug up the dog’s jacksy before taking it out for walkies.
This latest piece of bureaucrapic overreach has its origins gleaned from the public spaces protection order, and anyone walking a dog who can't prove they 'have the means' (poop scoop / cack bags) to pick up waste can be fined by council ‘Cack Wardens’ – with similar fascist diktats already being enforced in Somerset, Devonshire, Lancashire and Derbyshire.
No comments:
Post a Comment