The ex-Tony Bliar Labour Party gopher, now elevated to the post of 40th Slime Minister of New Zealand, crypto-fascist Jacinda ‘Piranha Fangs’ Ardern, has come under a wave of socio-political pressure to enact First World ‘civilised’ progressive style legislation that will penalise feral citizens from shitting in the streets and public park ‘beauty spots’ (sic), municipal ponds and pristine waterways.
The current law states that any fucker who suffers a touch of ‘taken short’ belly ache after scoffing down a spicy plate of emu steak at their al fresco barbie cookout can go poo-poo in a public place if the nearest municipal toilet is more than a linear mile walk distant – (just wait for the bonkers bit) – as long as they are not being watched.
Now for the even dafter bit. Persons who are unable to provide a reasonable explanation for thinking they were ‘not being watched’ (by some pervy, onanist voyeur – or Cack Warden?) could face a fine of up to $200 bucks – especially so if they are caught washing their bum in a parkland koi carp reflecting pool or wiping their ass on an itinerant kiwi or koala.
While it’s a certainty ‘Jaws’ Ardern ain’t never gonna win any top beauty awards – or get an invite to join MENSA, she is certainly bestowed with other ‘honours’ worthy of a New World Order stooge – for obeying the Great Reset / Build Back Worse / Green Deal climate change hoax agenda to the letter.
In the midst of the wicked Wuhan 400 Covid-1984 coronavirus scamdemic, New Zealand zoologist Stevie Trewick named the flightless 'Weta' (cricket) species, Hemiandrus jacinda, in honour of Ardern – plus she has a beetle, Mecodema jacinda; along with a lichen, Ocellularia jacinda-arderniae; and also an ant, Crematogaster jacinda, indigenous to the barbarian-infested Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - all named after her.
Now that’s simply gotta be listed ‘tops’ on academia’s personal Immortality scale.
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