Incentivise £££ GPs to See Patients

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' news roundup we bring our readers the latest scandalous gossip: 'Incentivise £££ GPs to See Patients' – another special edition exposé from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

House of Conmans MPs have been advised by one of their more 'intellectually disadvantaged' members that GP doctors should be awarded cash 'incentives' in a bid to persuade (er – bribe) them to return to the traditional practice of treating patients at their surgery -on a face-to-face basis - this winter.

Yep, Joy 'Dipshit' Morrissey - an all-American import, failed actress, and former local council officer for Ealing - (where she represented the Well Hung Hill ward) - and to further compound her idiocy, this is self-same addled-brained Tory MP who launched a campaign to provide a portrait of Lizzie - aka Her Majesty, the Queen - in every home and corporate office in Britain that requested one - (talk about royal brown-nosing) - and obviously all at the hapless taxpaying public's expense.

Cash incentives for seeing patients 'in person'? Que? WTF? GP doctors already receive a 'cash incentive' – it's called their 'well above average living wage' salary.

This reprehensible proposition – well outside Morrissey's elected Parliamentary remit - requires a severe case of official jackboot stamping scrutiny by Worstminster regulators - lest MP's credibility-compromised position be further impugned – and this suggestion shall be neither endorsed, nor carried, by the sitting House of Conmans membershits.

Yep, Joy 'Dipshit' Morrissey - an all-American import, failed actress, and former local council officer for Ealing - (where she represented the Well Hung Hill ward) - and to further compound her idiocy, this is self-same addled-brained Tory MP who launched a campaign to provide a portrait of Lizzie - aka Her Majesty, the Queen - in every home and corporate office in Broken Britain that requested one - (talk about royal brown-nosing) - and obviously all at the hapless taxpaying public's expense.

Really, where the fuck does the Tory Party recruit these shit-for-brains morons? Wait for them to fall out of the trees?

Doubtless this fubar scheme reflects with ignominy on the Ill-Health Secretary (Sajid 'Jinxy' Javid) resorting to attempts to name and shame GP practices who are unwilling to guarantee face-to-face appointments – and further deny additional, essential funding to the practices he regards as performing poorly in the personal, 'face to face' consultation scheme of things.

There again, why the fuck was Javid - aka the 'Rochdale Rodent' – appointed Euthanasia Minister and put in charge of the NHS (No Hope Service) as Chief Nabob, after making such a previous bollocks of the Treasury n Broken Britain's economy as Chancellor of the Exchequer?

Doubtless due the fact he's an obedient 'integrity impugned' Great Reset shill, and trusted to implement this Winter's scheduled Covid-related Plans A and B - more enforced lockdown skulduggery.

Ye Gods, what a fucked-up 'circus without a tent' Bonkers Boris Nonsense' Tory government has turned out to be – their Hansard record should be scripted by a pen dipped in the ink of infamy. We've seen better organised riots.

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https://www.gbnews.uk/news/gps-should-get-cash-incentives-for-seeing-patients-face-to-face-this-winter-ministers-hear/148322