Extinction Rebellion Spawns Lunacy Crisis

A crew of demented environmental campaign members belonging to the very silly Animal Rebellion collective have discovered a novel alternative to scaling icy cold geological monoliths with peaks engulfed in the clouds – simply to plant their flag of national allegiance upon the summit - and instead opted for climbing up a 60 foot high government building in central London - to annoy Tory PM Bonkers Boris Nonsense - in a protest against subsidies for meat and dairy farming.

While not quite in the Mount Everest 29,000 foot altitude league of mountaineering achievements, the shit for brains activists employed ladders and ropes to climb the Home Office / Defra building at 2, Marsham Street, SW1, establishing their base camp on a first floor balcony prior to scaling the dizzy heights and super-gluing themselves to a sixth floor window sill – all egged on from far below by a gaggle of shivering, goose-pimpled, drama queen Karens.

The group's gender neutral spokesperson, Nathan McTwatt – (rumoured to have recently escaped from the Camden-based secure Cuckoo Mental Health Refuge) - informed one gutter press hack from Gone Gaga magazine, they are demanding an end to subsidies for meat and dairy farming in protest against climate change.

McTwatt, a sociopathic personality with the empathic moral values of flesh-eating necrosis, further pronounced “we want an end to support for animal agriculture which is killing our planet".

Wrong – it's not animal-based agriculture that's having a negative effect on our planet, but humans – too fucking many - so if McTwatt & Co really believe in the 'save the planet' bullshit they're spouting, then do the right thing and set an example - euthanize yourself today.

Animal Rebellion – a far left 'non-compos mentis' offshoot of Extinction Rebellion - are planning a show of activist disruption at the forthcoming Glassie-based COP26 'Zero Carbon' conference – waving their ready-printed 'Invest in a Plant-Based Future’ banners.

Que? The mind boggles. Zero carbon – and a plant-based future? One or the other, yer dumb cunts, cos you can't have both.

For fuck's sake – carbon emissions / C02 – and this preposterous 'zero carbon' target. Zero 'greenhouse gas' carbon equates as the death of all plant life on the planet – and as plants / trees 'breathe in' carbon dioxide and 'breathe out / exhale' our life-giving oxygen – then if the flora goes, thus too goes the fauna – and that's us – humans / mammals – in fact the entire taxonomy of oxygen breathers.

The integrated Extinction Rebellion / Insulate Britain / Animal Rebellion climate change campaign movement is not so much driven by false science - (and 'false' it is, viz reasons of careless anthropogenic activity when solar activity – and 'inactivity' – are the driving causes of climate instability on Earth) - but rather 'purposely manipulated science – to sell the entire 'stalled' profit-motivated / money-grubbing carbon credits cap n trade exchange scam.

And now for the real silly bit.

In addition to their Defra building assault, Animal Rebellion protesters have executed what they claim to be a D-Day equivalent strategy by simultaneously  blockading four McDonald's Chew n Spew distribution centres across Food Bank Britain, in a bid to prevent deliveries to the fast-food chain's 1,300-plus UK-based vomitariums.

McTwatt revealed that a task force of fifty activists were using vehicles and bamboo punji spear traps to prevent trucks arriving at – and departing from – McD' processing and distribution centres in Hemel Hempstead, Basingstoke, Coventry and Manchester.

McDonald's HQ spokes-wench Ms Gladys Scrote, informed press hacks 'Our fast food processing centres are currently facing disruption due being blockaded by a bunch of nutters demanding all our burger patties have to be plant based and no longer sourced from dead cows – so work out for yourselves how that's gonna to taste - like crap."

These entire Monty Pythonesque climate change-related protests have their raisons d'être rooted in flawed science, and promoted by gullible wankers with too much free time on their hands – plus armchair warriors out for a bit of disruptive adventurism.

OMG! Talk about supply chain disruptions n failures being the cause of depleted / empty Greedy Grocer retail supermarket chain shelves – this gang of climate change morons is suffering a 'common sense failure' – with their equally-demented Insulate Britain (more at 'Insult Britain') cronies now demanding the government impose a 20mph speed limit on the M25 – and re-designate this publicly-reviled 118 mile long orbital national highway 'a site of non-violent resistance'.

Akin to the Animal Rebellion activists having it 'all wrong' – the Insulate Britain crew are infested with misguided - and grossly misinformed - bonkers activists.

Conversely, while I will freely admit n agree that whichever government of the day rules the roost in Food Bank Britain is comprised of self-seeking career-minded cunts – I propose that insulating the common herd's houses is not their (or the tax-payers) fucking problem, but one of personal home-owner responsibility – and cost.

But these dog wankers never do the real science groundwork n research – just swallow either government or Gates of Hell / Soros funded Marxist leftie propaganda scripts.

Same shit as the entire (now wholly discredited) Al Bore-driven global warming scam – with the climate change misinformation propaganda – and too the Covid-1984 plandemic – the actual 'real' science has been hijacked and politicised – and manipulated to fit n drive a series of geo-political socio / economic agendas (Great Reset / New World Order) – none of which bode well for the apathetic and gullible common herd.

Yeah, Extinction Rebellion n the climate change scam – driven by the self-interest Establishment's octane-boosted flawed science propaganda and 'not' the friendly green low carbon type – to cover our once-sceptred isle and offshore approaches with Jolly Green Giant wind turbines.

So, our question is this? How many turbines are being sited on 'eco-warrior' Prince Dobby's Highgrove estate – and Balmoral – and Sandringham, and the rest of the royal n elitist Nabob parasite community's parklands – or grouse moors – now there's an ideal bit of wind-blown open space for a few 600 foot wind turbines.

Ha! Some fucker's dreaming – guess what the divine right oligarchy thinks of that idea? – 'not in my back yard' – or any of our elite panoramic vistas.

Fer fuck's sake, if these Animal Rebellion n Insulate Britain wankers want to protest, wave banners, commit ritual seppuku - and drive forward some worthy cause - then go n glue themselves to the walls n pavement around the Israeli Embassy on Palace Green and scream obscenities at Ambassador Tipsi Hotlegs when she turns up for work – and protest the racist Zionist state's human rights and war crimes mistreatment of the marginalised Palestinian population - of what was – until 1948 – Palestine – until the Ashkenazi Zio-Fascist terror groups stole their lands – acts of larcenous thievery that continue to this very day - 'unchecked' by official Western reproach or moral sanctions.

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