Friday 8 October 2021

Frog Eurostar Stasi Enforce Face Muzzles

Armed French police belonging to the Covid Stasi Squad, arrested a British passenger on a London-bound Eurostar yesterday, after the train manager, Pierre le Merde, accused him of wearing 'the wrong type of mask'.

Mr Jack Fawkes, (photo inset below) a 40-year old resident of Anfield, Liverpool, had been attending the annual 'Anarchy with a Bang' conference in Paris, was forcibly, and against his will, removed from the train following an emergency stop in Lille, Northern France.

A mob-handed gang of eight uniformed French Covid Stasi thugs attended the arrest and dragged Mr Fawkes, kicking n screaming blue murder - from the train during the journey home to sacred English soil, leaving him stranded on the platform of a deserted Lille station.

The gospel according to French Eurostar officials, they require all passengers to wear at least one mask onboard their trains.

Other dumbfounded passengers on the service informed one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker that the obnoxious train manager 'took a dislike to Mr Fawkes' immediately on hearing his Liverpool accent and subsequently ordered the train to be stopped at the next station so he could be thrown off.

"I've done fuck all wrong and followed the Eurostar coronavirus rules – this is beyond outrageous," Fawkes opined to stunned passengers and press hacks alike while being dragged off the Eurostar train by the fascist Covid Stasi Squad.

"I'm effin' clueless n have absolutely no idea what the fuck the brouhaha is all about - except that this wanker of a frog Eurostar manager - him in the fancy faggot uniform, with all the gold braid, took a very strong dislike to my Scouse accent, and then accused me of not wearing the right type of mask."

Ah, and there we are, the foul n foreign French – our historical enemies. But what can anyone expect from a fuckling pig, but a grunt.

 

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/french-police-haul-british-passenger-from-eurostar-for-wearing-wrong-type-of-mask/138557

 Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the politically incorrect.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, Covid mRNA Clot Shot spike proteins, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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