Untouchable Eton Paedo Scum Walks Free

In today’s ‘Child Porno Scum: Get Outa Jail Free’ pariah stigma edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Poxford Crown Court where Ron Scrote has been reporting on the latest Masonic-Satanist establishment paedo ring cover-up for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A veritable Biblical scale 'hell hath broken loose' pandemonium has arisen from pro-justice and anti-establishment activist groups across the known Universe - tailgating the slap on the wrist suspended prison sentence of a spoiled brat onanist Eton student - (Berkshire's prestigious mega-fees school for future slime ministers, casino culture banksters and generalised top ranking Masonic scum) - who used the medium of the internet to share appalling kiddie fiddling paedo porn piccies, stored on his dorm computer, of children as young as two subjected to ritualistic sexual abuse - forced to have sex with dogs and violently raped by 'Men in Black Cassocks'.

The aspect of the prosecution case which has pissed off activist groups to the Nth degree is that the court, while wiping their feet on lesser mortals – specifically the common herd / legal aid 'poor' – in its infinite wisdom (sic) sanctioned the offending elitist clique Eton student perv to use a false name – a factor that could only occur with the agreement of the CPS, along with court officials, the prosecution, the police, the presiding judge – and Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.

For the record, this is much the same crafty dodge that ex-New Labour Slime Minister (and international war criminal) Tony 'Miranda' Bliar pulled back in 1983 when he appeared before Bow Street Magistrates Court following his arrest for 'cottaging' - soliciting for bum sex in a Marylebone public toilet – and allegedly with help from fellow cottagers Pete 'Felcher' Scandalson and Charlie 'Fat Fuck' Falconer (now both rewarded with Vermin in Ermine status noble ranks) applied his evolving Pinocchio legal skills and used his middle names of Charles Lynton to criminally deceive the court to his true identity and thus avoid future socio-political scandal – or so he thought – and wished.

Shameless rich kid, Andrew Picard, son of a purported top dog London lawyer, and 17 years old at the time of his arrest last year, had literally thousands of indecent images of children on his Eton college dormitory computer, and like the brainless dog wanker he obviously is, used his personal internet server connection to access network chat rooms and share his disgusting child abuse picture collection with like minded paedo pervert jack-off artists.

But Picard's paedo-porn internet frays came to a scandalous halt when the intellectually challenged twat started sharing and distributing appalling indecent images of child sexual abuse and bestiality film clip material with undercover police officer, Sgt Jack McPlodd.

Picard was arrested after his IP address was traced to Eton and admitted ten counts of child pornography offences.
However, while lesser mortals – such as celeb status Sunderland soccer players - are ostracised from polite society as paedo pariahs and face 'ten year' prison sentences for sticking their hand down the front of some 15-year old slapper wannabe's denims – the presiding judge at Oxford Crown Court handed pervy Picard a slap on the wrist 'ten month' prison term - suspended for a mere eighteen months.

Sue Fleecem QC, prosecuting, told the court that undercover officer, Sgt Jack McPlodd, had signed into an internet teenage chat room in February 2015, when he was contacted by a user called 'AP16MUK' - standing for Andrew Picard, aged 16, male, from the UK.
The creepy Picard allegedly messaged Sgt McPlodd, asking: ‘Do you want to see pics of little boys and girls getting bummed by a pit bull terrier?’ – then reputedly condemned himself by sharing a video with the undercover police officer in which his own face was clearly visible in a nauseating felching video clip – involving a horde of very reluctant and distressed hamsters.

In evidence, McPlodd told the court "Picard's IP address led our Operation Kiddie Fiddler Paedo Squad to Eton school, near Windsor, where staff were only too happy to identify the arrogant shit as a pupil – an' he was arrested on suspicion of distributing child pornography of the most disgusting nature – all vile Category A material – with my team discovering some 1,185 indecent images an' videos on his computer an' hard-drives – all seized from his school dormitory."

Sally Fellatia-Rimmer, QC, acting for Picard, made great industry of highlighting the fact that her client's professed remorse was not a case of self-preservation crocodile tears but rather genuine contrition – and he was undergoing extensive counselling and constant treatment with the best doctors and psychologists his father's money could buy.
"This is a very able young man who has hopes for the future as a politician or lawyer or banker – and his current course of psychiatric treatment and drugs will hopefully cure him of these perverted paedophile obsessions which involve the carnal exploitation, abuse and torture of helpless children for personal sexual gratification – and focus on more socially-acceptable pursuits – such as achieving the Ozaki Eight."

Now for the nitty-gritty establishment corruption element – for pro-justice activists claim that 'Andrew Picard-Boeckman' – full name (Picard is mother's maiden name) dodged a prison sentence due his privileged position and old school tie secret handshake club crony culture viz the Masonic brethren connections of his father – the stinking rich bankster's lawyer Philip J Boeckman - a partner at Cravath, Swaine & Moore LLP – legal beagles to the shithouse likes of Gold-in-Sacks and JP Moron Banksters.

Justice For All activist spokesman, Wilf O'Scallie, opined to one gutter press hack from the Monday Club Gazette that nigh on all references to the name Boeckman, in connection with the scandalous court case, have been suspiciously deleted from the internet – presumably under threat of legal action.

In summing up at the trial, presiding Judge Sir Dinsdale Picard-Boeckman (no relation) said: "Defendant Andrew Picard is a privileged young man and fortunately his family are clearly wealthy enough to send him to school at Eton and hire the best legal minds to keep him out of prison."
"Conversely, quite how you found your way into this unpleasant world, young Mr Picard, this world of depraved internet chat rooms and sticking helpless furry mammals up your back passage – then having a big dog sodomise little boys – and exchanging this material on the internet - is not clear to me."

Nope, but it's clear to us – evil needs no reason – it just is.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, must be useful to have moneyed friends in high places – even if they are all Masonic pederast scumsters. The likes of which seem to infest the playing fields of Eton – and too the Royal Parasite's palaces and Westminster – civil service and Parliament's House of Conmans and House of Frauds – not forgetting the Met Plod Squad's Operation Midland - and whatever other investigations - are making great industry of avoiding the arrest of 'politically sensitive' Very Important Paedophile personages.

Meanwhile the paedo nonce-ponce apologists and enablers and cover-up merchants – from Bell's End to John Fucks Goats – are bestowed with glittering prizes and accolades – career promotions to Poxford Uni chancellorshits - and noble titles such as undeserved dodgy damehoods and a seat at the Privy Council's table of Lucullian delights.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

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