Scotland's Nonce Enablers Bill Slammed

In today’s ‘Kiddie Fiddler's Delight’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Angus McTadger, manning Edinburgh's Hollierood Parliament hotline for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

If Scotland wasn't already stigmatised with a calumnious notoriety for being run by an elitist cabal of untouchable paedo-sodomite Satanists who rule from the lofty eyries of their Hollierood Parliament and Crown Office and Speculative Society Masonic lodges, with official government policies nefariously crafted to accommodate the perverted tastes of raving nonces and their enablers – and the 24/7 midnight oil burning antics of the establishment's historic child sexual abuse cover-up artists – then this current totalitarian slap in the face for common herd society – the control freak orientated Named Person Act – will most certainly crown the ignominious shame.

Under the Sturgeon's 'dog n pony show' SNP (Scottish Nonce Party) police state 'Guardian' scheme none other than a 'Named Person' will usurp the rights of parents and be responsible for the welfare of every child in Scotland - and to kick start the scam once the system goes ‘live’ in August, young kids are to be questioned regarding their private lives, with the answers stored on a gargantuan Big Brother government 'Naughty Book' database network - and then analysed to pick out hapless kids for further investigation.

Branded by NO2NP civil rights activists as 'creepy' and 'lacking validity' the scheme will empower these so-called named person Guardians to subject every youngster in bonny Scotland to covert Kafkaesque psychological tests and interrogate them about their personal home lives and sexual orientations - and too demand they complete intrusive questionnaires – which will ask, among other things, if the child’s parents make them feel special – or even if their home is cosy.

Hector McScallie, spokesman for the 'Fuck The Named Person' campaign, which is spearheading a legal challenge to the charade, opined to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the government's plan was a blatant immoral and Orwellian style anti-family manipulation to override parental rights and serve their sinister secret agendas behind a facade of 'We Care' officialdom crap – and thus categorise children as being at risk so they can be snatched from 'unsuitable' parents by 'for-profit' private corporate sector quango and social service enterprises to generate massive profits – and not overlooking the mega bucks commissions and bonuses raked in by social workers as the kids are placed in foster homes or put up for adoption by Satanist / Freemason pervs.

McScallie further commented that the profiling scam goes even further than a controversial ‘Contact Point’ system in England - prudently scrapped back in 2010 due common sense reasons that such was designed to classify every child as vulnerable and every family as potentially toxic, was not only unsafe but also illegal.

Conversely, under the Sturgeon's SNP Police State control freak agenda, millions of young elementary grade school children will be unconsciously manipulated to divulge information about their home life in lessons which shall include prompt cards, games and propaganda songs – with personal data - names, addresses, routes to school, hobbies and even photographs - fed into a computerised SEEMiS software system available – without parents’ consent or knowledge – to all Scottish government services – including police and NHS - and any number of paedo-perv internet hackers.

Parents have exhibited a furious reaction regarding prompt cards and ‘What I Think’ tests for young children to rate experiences on a scale from zero to ten – intended to grill them about their drinking habits, or if they smoke pot or mainline on Class A drugs or harbour other latent criminal tendencies – or think about sneaking off to Syria and joining the ISIS Jolly Jihad Army.

The named person Guardian Squad (in and of itself, a circus without a tent) are to be tasked with judging each youngster’s mind set against a government checklist that includes good citizen social / community indicators such as a pupil being disruptive in class or refusing to carry out voluntary work – even when the child has stated that a volunteer is a brown-nosing nump – and someone who has totally misunderstood the question put to them.

Hence the burning question of the day is who the fuck's going to regulate these zero oversight named person 'Guardians' and assess the sexual orientations and inclinations and mental states of the state guardian creeps? The 'for profit' privatised SEEMiS Group responsible for this disturbing mess of control freak pottage?

Judging by the past performance of privatised social services officials throughout Broken Britain and their involvement with child sex trafficking and snatching kids for profitable placements - this cradle to the grave character profiling project gives the term 'creepy' an entirely fresh definition.

If it's anything like the Community Service Officer volunteers programme then it will be a clique comprised of low life ne'er do wells – intellectually-stunted society outcasts affected with a touch of the officious sadist / 'I have the Power' paranoid psycho brand.
Most definitely the type of job to act as a magnet for paedo sex deviants – like nonce ponce Boy Scout troop leaders (Thomas Watt Hamilton / Dunblane) or Roman Catholic priests and their proclivity for altar boy bum sex – or the post of mortuary keeper attracting celeb BBC DJ necrophiliacs.

So let's apply a spot of common sense and logic to this latest social control aberration conjured up by the Sturgeon's SNP clique. If kids are less than happy with their home being 'comfy' but don't want to drop Mum n Dad in the shit, then they're going to give the authoritarian establishment the finger and learn to lie.

One glaring sore thumb question is what certified degree of licensed and practiced competence these creepy state guardian 'named persons' will be expected to be a graduate of, to become a better judge of a child's wherewithal than their actual parents – and specifically the mother.

Anyone who has exercised due diligence viz smelling a rat and followed Scotland's past – historical 'and' present – cover ups of child sexual abuse by the establishment's Tartan Tadgers paedo cliques – and specifically those involving the Satanist-Masonic Speculative Society sodomites and kiddie fiddlers (simply Google Hollie Greig) will see through this nonce enablers 'Guardian' Act for what it is.
Just like the aftermath legal actions of Operation Planet – change the law so elitist bumboys could bugger underage rent boys with impunity.

Now for the nitty-gritty 'has any fucker or their dog thought this fatally flawed project through?' assumption. Obviously these Named Person / State Guardians will, by common sense definition alone, be actual parents themselves – and model parents at that.
No history of mental health / depression / self-harm / suicide - or sexual perversions, drug, booze or gambling habits, nor inclination towards violence, nor radical political views.

Too true - and most definitely not of the stamp of paedo predator Dayna Dickson-Boath – the appointed Principal Guidance Teacher at Elgin High School in Moray, Scotland - one of the Sturgeon SNP's first delegated state guardians who has been slapped with a lifetime ban from working with children and struck off the teaching register for sharing sick fantasies regarding the sexual abuse of young kids.

There again, knowing human nature to be the fickle beast it is, any form of parental non-compliance resentment to these intrusions of the privacy of family life by named person Guardians (aka 'total fucking strangers') will doubtless be met with all manner of negative retribution and sanctions against the parents – and the kids snatched and fostered out to the highest bidding death eater paedo clique.

Yep, that's it folks – the SNP's (Scottish Nonce Party) panopticon surveillance and control Police State apparatus set in motion - from womb to tomb. Where the fuck do these people conjure up such schemes and scams? It defies logic to anyone with half a functioning brain.

And this specifically includes 'Big Sister' Sturgeon and her politically correct 'named person quackery' – and ignoring the petitions and justified arguments of the NO2NP campaigners.
Alas, the woman displays a most disconcerting authoritarian streak that lacks any semblance of accountability – and is as naive as a Neanderthal cave dweller cogitating on the relevance of the Sun and Moon and stars to their festering hand to mouth shit-strewn existence - and appears wholly ignorant – or simply couldn't care fucking less - regarding the impending negative consequences of this nominated scumbag project

There again, where is the Sturgeon's 'Jimmy Krankie' logic in her jingoistic Independence for Scotland battle cry - but stay part of the EUSSR Federation super state? Perhaps enshrined in the fact that independence from a wicked Westminster's oversight and rule provides freedom of choice - to be ruled and regulated by Brussels instead - this centralised bureaucracy exercising tyrannical control of every member state?

Although, while this fatally-flawed 'Named Paedo' scam is branded as creepy, WTF can we expect from a devolved oversight government who so recently held a Hollierood Parliament debate on legalising incest?

To wit, one has to ponder WTF is next on the Sturgeon's agenda: legalising necrophilia and bestiality – as pederasty – to all intents and purposes - is as established a cultural pastime among Scotland's high and mighty as the mass murder of moorland grouse.

And for hard fact documented evidence of this aberration, just Google up the now internationally notorious Hollie Greig sexual abuse case of disabled and special needs children by an Aberdeen-based untouchable Satanist VIP paedophile ring – whose child molesting 'sexually inadequate' Masonic elite abusers have been named but never questioned, nor arrested, nor charged, nor prosecuted .

Yet this iniquitous phenomenon is easily explained away when considering the ranks of the 'twenty-two' named abusers and their protectors include law court Sheriffs and the very Plod Squad filth charged with investigating such a crime – and all manner of secret handshake scum that infest Scotland's legal / injustice system – from social services level (enablers) to the police and law courts (abusers) to the Crown Office to the Hollierood Parliament cover-up stooges.

Do you live in 'compliance freak' bonkers Nonceland? Are you happy to have your kids interrogated by some lowlife psycho / social misfit on a power trip? Will your home pass the Named Person 'cosy test'? Do you serve your kids a Sunday roast of haggis and chips – or healthy eating desserts – like deep friend Mars Bars?

Send us your comments using the online reply form below and you too could be appointed a Named Person 'Guardian' – and qualify for a shiny buttons uniform complete with hi-viz jacket and a pair of kiddie kicker boots to get the little bastard's attentions focused.

Stop press: Hollierood's media office have issued a blank denial – with threats of legal action – regarding the current scandalous post trending on the Twitter network – that the Sturgeon met her hubby – the lacklustre Peter McMullett (current CEO of the Scottish Nonce Party) - through the Plenty of Fish dating website.

Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, politico ponces, bent Glassie-based money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that kiddie fiddling is a common core cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac ruling elitist fraternity – along with their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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