In today’s ‘Wicked Warmonger’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from the Snakehead Triad's Mr Tic Tac Toe, currently manning the Beijing editorial desk for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A surreal and macabre state of affairs exists when the ZioNazi aligned United States global bully boy resorts to acts of poltroonery and deploys an orbiting space platform exotic DARPA SDI weapon to send a 'Beware the Consequences' warning message to the psychotically paranoid People's Marxist Utopia of China by causing the devastating Tianjin port blast – and Beijing's bonkers Politburo's knee jerk 'all hat and no cattle' reaction is not to nuke Washington in a retaliatory military strike but rather blame the August 12th fubar mess of pottage on the spontaneous detonation of a warehouse stacked with a hazardous and critically unstable potpourri of incendiary, pyrotechnic and toxic chemicals.
This absurdity is compounded (or perhaps the great Oriental cunning game of waiting and employing cat n mouse strategy is in motion) by the Central Politburo's Premier Xi Jinping and General Ping Pong Wong, military commander of the 21st Table Tennis Regiment, further decreeing a news blackout on the disaster / atrocity – call it what you will – and restricted social and international news media reporting on the incident.
The executive action move saw Sina Weibo, China's Twatter-like micro-blogging platform, being shut down after controversial posts that conflicted the official line on the cause of the explosion being viewed more than 590 million times – prompting in excess of a zillion users actively posting radical anti-government opinions viz the sub-nuclear blast.
To add to the 'official narrative' censorship ignominy, human rights and wrongs lawyer Ms Sue Mee was seized by Ministry of State Security police thugs as she valiantly spoke to a press hack from the Qui Tam Gazette, condemning this latest act of government-orchestrated persecution of truth-speakers that has over the past week seen the pre-emptive arrest and incarceration of scores of radical bloggers in Beijing's Smiley Face Organ Donor Prison – with the foremost being Nobel Peace Prize nominee and online uber-Netizen, Sum Dum Fuk, the Nanking-based activist rebel blogster - and former frontsman with the 'Falun and the Gongs' hip-hop music group – along with fellow Tuidang (Fuck the Party) movement members Sue Doku, Fuk Yew Tu, Flip Flop Fong and Korean-born academic Dr Pak Lunch.
So here we have the People's Marxist Utopia of China - a totally fucked up nation state that averts its official eye as baby formula companies bulk out their product with white emulsion paint – and forcibly harvest the internal organs of imprisoned felons – (convicted of minor criminal offences such as non-payment of parking fines) – for sale on the international transplant black market to the highest e-Bay bidding sickie.
Thus reflecting on this past record of snafus and fubars the likelihood of corrupt commercial interests storing tons of high explosives and detonators in the same arsenal warehouse pile is no eyebrow raiser really. But no, Beijing officialdom insistence besides, that's not the case here, for the Ministry of Disinformation has been copped telling porky pies yet again.
Perhaps it's a clichéd metaphor that the Politburo – and hence China - will be viewed in a laughing stock / loss of face manner by the global intelligence networks as caught with their pants down – closing the proverbial stable door after Dobbin has flown the coop - by assigning their premier Special Forces 14th Armoured Segway Battalion to shut off access to the Tianjin Port area and blocking social media awareness and discussion of the bare-faced backstab military strike attack on their sovereign soil by the Great Satan - to forewarn against the potential negative knock-on effect of purposely crashing and surgically gutting the long-bankrupt US dominant dollar economy model – by dumping their store of US debt on the global financial landfill site for the toxic debt swap vultures and vermin to peck over at their 'cents on the greenback' leisure.
And that factor has the posturing ZioNazi NeoCon shadow government peacocks shitting kittens - terrified of losing their geopolitical / petro-dollar fiscal hegemony – hence they elected to discard the established art of politics as a recognised vehicle of compromise and ignoring the philosophical 'carrot' approach, opted for the Big Stick method of enforcing compliance.
Thus as to this official line bullshit being promulgated by Beijing, here we are faced with a direct reflection on the afore-mentioned ingrained psychotic paranoia of the Politburo leadership – a symptom of socio-political insecurity that dates back to the pre-historic Middle Kingdom Wanking Dynasty – an era that saw the Chins as the historic innovators of gunpowder.
Hence this fairytale propaganda press release that the Tianjin Port mega-blast at the Happy Doomsday Fireworks factory warehouse was caused by a crate of leaking medicinal glycerine vials being stacked atop pallets of potassium permanganate which excited a pyrotechnic reaction and served to detonate the several tons of crated nano-thermite and trinitrotoluene explosives stored adjacently – right next to boxes of Uncle Wang's cherry bombs, sacks of black pepper and hundreds of litres of industrial strength dog shampoo is bullshit – and the bloggers know it too.
For fuck's sake, just look at the primary blast 'and' firestorm damage to the area – and focus on the sore thumb giveaway 'Who Dunnit' sinkhole sized crater slap dab in the middle of the blast zone. That was no accidental bleach and brake fluid mix explosion.
Now consider the blatant fact that every fucker and their proverbial dog in China have to do national service in the military, and all are trained at a basic level to spot the after effects difference between surface-based and a penetrative munition explosions. A canny lad and no fool is your average Chin.
Mass media misinformation / deception propaganda besides, car and truck bombs comprised of organic explosives – whether fertiliser, gas cylinders, TNT or C4 plastique – even a fucking warehouse full - do not make a hole/ crater in the ground when they go Bang!. The gas expansion finds, just like water, the easiest route – which is the air – vertically and horizontally.
While air to surface bombs and missiles leave a hole – the only surface explosion that leaves a hole in the ground is a nuke – as per Mossad's Aussie killing Bali Sari Club micro-nuke atrocity (blamed yet again on Islamic jihadists) – which was slipped down a monsoon drain and hence 'below ground' anyways.
Nope, this is a dead give-away example of Project Thor – aka the 'Staff of Odin' / the 'Rod of God' / the 'NeoCon's Hammer' (and also rumoured to be named 'The Fist of Zion') kinetic energy weapon - a DARPA end product of Reagan's destructively innovative 1980's Star Wars SDI programme – that legally verges – but not quite - on a breach of the Alice in Wonderland themed 1967 Outer Space / 1972 amended Anti-Ballistic Missile Defence Treaties.
Okay, with the level of kinetic impact energy destruction being on a par with a tactical Plutonium sphere micro-nuke of the 5 to 7 kiloton range detonation, WTF caused the flash, bang and damage?
Well, for starters the target could well have been a warehouse stacked with the afore-mentioned hazardous nasties and a GPS transponder beacon secreted inside – or lit up with a targeting laser – and the medium of carnage being a telegraph pole sized solid tungsten shaft with vanes fitted as per an arrow - some five metres in length and half a metre in diameter – weighing in at eleven tons imperial, launched from an off-planet satellite-controlled orbital position that once de-orbited, possesses a global ground strike capability of inside 12 minutes and descends towards its terrestrial target at a geometric impact rate of Mach 10 – a velocity of nine kilometres per second (36,000 ft/sec).
Basically, before any fucker and their dog starts quoting contradictory quantum math formula and squirly algorithmic nonsense, to all intents and purposes, the Project Thor 'darts' are no more than a precision-guided artillery projectile – but assume a hypersonic aspect when launched from an off planet orbit and begin employing the free-fall gravity dynamic as a means of 'fast as greased shite' propulsion.
Further, due the hyper-velocity weapon's lack of an infra-red launch signature this constitutes a zero magnitude point of reference – thus the inert contrivance being nigh on impossible to detect, the target-end military force are fucked to defend against due its high end closing dynamic speed of descent and miniscule radar cross-section – even with hit-to-kill missiles or an array of megawatt-class chemical lasers.
Yep, Reagan and DARPA might well be held responsible for innovating this nasty, but the blame lies with old Apple Head, Sir Isaac Newton, who first developed the idea to get rough approximations for the 'impact depth' for projectiles travelling at high velocities while experimenting with his magnetic repulsion cannon – a couple of centuries later evolved by DARPA into a 'rail gun'.
Yet again DARPA and the ZioNazi NeoCon New World Order crazies just have to field test their New Hiroshima technologies – gotta try it out and see what strategic - and coincidental collateral damage - it wreaks on the target.
Much as they did with the 'now take fucking notice' psychological impact and physical effects of Dupont's latest formula 'sticky shit' napalm on North Vietnamese kids during the US ill-fated military misadventure in SE Asia.
And too the limb dismembering effects of the US Air Force 'and' Dahlgren-based Navy research labs Satanically-innovative Focus Lethality Munitions – aka DIME-loaded bombs (ironically tagged with a euphemistic Low Collateral Damage label) supplied to the Israeli ZioNazi homicidal maniacs for their latest war crimes depredations against Palestinian sprogs in the besieged Gaza Strip – these psychopaths have just gotta know what their weapons of mass distraction will do.
The theory just ain't enough - as per HAARP - and too the directed energy weapon molecular dissociation Tesla / Hutchison technology deployed to disintegrated the WTC Twin Towers to talcum powder constituency on 9/11 at a sub-atomic molecular level.
Same with the beardie and anorak lunatics running CERN's LHC – they've gotta go for broke to find this ever-elusive God Particle or create a black hole and fuck everything up - or tear a strip in the time-space continuum so even more demonic reptilian kiddie fiddling paedo nasties can manifest in our dimensional space.
Thought for the day. Conspiracy theories be fucked, it is an established fact that world's largest nations – the US of A – plus their Zionist Israeli cronies 'and' a slew of proxy stooges (Ukraine, KSA / UAE / Turkey / Egypt / Pakiland) are already engaged in deliberate acts of aggression and covert global war against Russia, China and Iran - involving not only economic / political sanctions – along with the manipulation of currencies and commodity prices (OIL) but also cyber warfare 'and' the deployment of high tech Tesla HAARP, EMP molecular dissociation, kinetic and micro-nuke weaponry.
Ah well, it could have been worse – really. Just look at the US-Israeli terrorist state's joint effort slam dunk attack on the Japs with the fantasy Force 9 earthquake-less sub-sea 2 x 20 megaton neutron bomb-induced tsunami that took out Tepco's Fuckupshima nuclear power station – plus the oversized Israel CCTV reactor monitoring system (read micro-nuke) conveniently going Ka-Fucking-Boom and blasting the hot cores to a pile of radioactive meltdown crap.
While it is not our wishful intention to put ideas into the Beijing hierarchy's pointy sloped little heads, we are tempted to ponder on a provocative Devil's Advocate scenario. What would be the kinetic energy induced seismic reaction 'if' the Chin' military made a retaliatory strike gesture and launched a five meter long x half meter diameter tungsten pole from an off-planet orbital position directly into the centre of the US Jellystone National Park volcano caldera – spark an ash and lava spewing event on the scale of the area's Huckleberry Hound Ridge eruption of 2 million years ago?
Now that would most definitely cast a cloud over (sic – no pun intended) rather 'put a damper' on Sino-American relations – and the Great Satan's socio-economic chances of survival as an Alpha Dominant militarist nation state.
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However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled NeoCon politico scumsters, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers, crooked Gold in Sacks banksters and stockbrokers, along with a bevy of military-industrial armament dealers might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Sunday, 23 August 2015
Saturday, 22 August 2015
God Bless the Great Satan
In today’s Enhanced False Flag Attack – 'America Saves The World Again' bullshit edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger on the editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot-off-the-anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Three passengers were injured and scores more shit their pants after a man - reportedly one of the ISIS Caliphate's jihad-crazed Muslim nutters armed with an AK-47 assault rifle, handgun and box cutters - opened fire with his weapon and went into blade-slashing amok mode aboard the Thalys high-speed train between Amsterdam and Paris on Friday afternoon.
The gospel according to Fellattia Godermiche, spokeswoman for French railway monopoly SNCF, interviewed on iTele television's Black Propaganda Hour, initial third hand reports claim that three American servicemen from the US Marine Corp's Amateur Dramatics Battalion and a British / Afrikaner lackey apprehended the terrorist attacker after accidentally 'overhearing' the noise of a machine gun being loaded in the train's toilet.
('Overheard' Que? WTF? Who wrote the script for this numpty false flag scenario – Wallace n Gromit?)
The shooting incident occurred near the town of Arras in northern France around 6:00pm local time on Friday – with the railway station being swiftly locked down by French security forces who, thanks to the laws of serendipity and coincidence, just happened to be in Arras carrying out an anti-Islamic terrorist attack drill.
One of the US Marines told media hacks that after hearing the familiar sound of a Russian AK-47 rifle being cocked in the train carriage crapper they waited outside and, assisted by ex-pat Afrikaner Ron 'The Yarpie' McScrote, grabbed the would-be terrorist as he started to walk down the aisle of the train brandishing his weapons, all ready to create a chaos and mayhem Christian infidel bloodbath.
Obviously, for theatrical credibility effect, one of the Marines pretended to have been shot, while McScrote and another Marine claimed they were stabbed and slashed in the struggle with the gun-toting / knife-wielding Moroccan madman, later identified as one Mohammed al Patsy.
Reuters wire service carries the story that McScrote and three other crisis actors from the US Marine Corp - grunts Tony Saddleback, Spencer Bonehead and Aleck Charlatan – were later awarded medals for bravery by the Mayor of Arras, Francoise de Merde, at the train station's Coq n Bull restaurant.
Monsieur de Merde, after handing out the bravery medals he just happened to have in his pocket, ready for such an occasion, opined to salivating gutter press hacks that "If it was not for the swift actions of our Yankee friends here we might all have been slaughtered in our beds – heads cut off – by this crazy Muslim ISIS gunman. God bless America."
Ron McScrote, a retired British crisis actor now living in France, even sans make-up beard and moustache, might well be remembered by mass media addicts for his stellar performance as Jack Tosser, the # 30 bus driver of 7/7/2005 fame, who carelessly meandered off the regular Marble Arch to Hackney Wick route and conveniently got the top blown off his bright red Dennis Trident double decker in Tavistock Square – symbolically right outside the Tavistock Institute.
By mere coincidence the train passengers included French actor Jean-Hugues le Twatt who was lightly wounded breaking glass to sound the train carriage's 'Random Terrorist Attack' alarm.
The 96-year-old le Twatt has starred in over 30 false flag movies, including Mossad's international hit 'Micro-Nuke Bali's Sari Club' – then as a bike-riding French onion seller in the Cannes-acclaimed anti-Islamic 'Killing Charlie Hebdo' fantasy – and not forgetting his dog wanker performance as a dead body in the 'Sandyhook Goes South' antithetic US gun ownership black propaganda spectacular.
On the subject of false flag / amateur dramatics theatre terrorist incidents, a fellow Sandyhook crisis actress, Christy Coons from New York, who supplements her school playground theatricals payouts as an 'I Have the Power' kiddie stealing social worker, was on the train after completing a mega-bucks forced adoption mission for Paedophiles International and told the BBC's 'Believe It Or Not' programme she had gone into instinctive contortionist mode and ducked under her train seat on hearing the sound of gunfire and screaming.
Coons claims she saw a man running through her carriage bleeding heavily from a severed carotid artery and who identified himself as a US Marine when she offered her handkerchief and a strip of gaffer tape to stem the blood flow.
"None of these men were in uniform or armed - just regular passengers, but I just knew they were American Marines by their haircuts and the way they kicked the merciless living shit outa the Moroccan guy with the guns."
With some reports suggesting that as many as three US Marines were involved in stopping the assailant, US White House cuckoo President Barky Obama, seizing the unique chance of a positive press opportunity, was faster than a rat out of a cesspit in expressing his “profound gratitude for the courage and quick thinking of American passengers, including US Marine Corp soldiers, who selflessly subdued the attacker and saved the lives of all 554 passengers – along with nameless train staff – and whose heroic actions probably prevented a far worse tragedy – such as the kick starting of World War Three.”
France has been on the edge of national 'Save us!' paranoid hysteria since the false flag Islamic terrorist attacks on the Charlie Hebdo magazine and a kosher deli' in Paris last January, which purportedly – if any fucker or the dog still believes the crap the main stream media put out - left 17 people dead and an oven full of Mama Shylock's matzo burned to a crisp – incidents compounded in June by some other NLP brainwashed Islamic State jihadist, Yassin bin Silly, quitting his zero-hours contract job then beheading his boss and attempting to blow up the Air Product gas plant at Lyon.
Were you on the Thalys high speed Amsterdam to Paris train on Friday afternoon? Did you hear any fucker loading an assault rifle in the bogs? Did you use your martial arts skills to disarm them? Were you awarded an insta-ready shiny medal for acts of bravery up and beyond the call of tourist / commuter duty?
Send us your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a ticket to this year's Wicked Woolwich / Drummer Lee Pygmy B-Class Crisis Actor Academy Awards.
A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and postal location, so the ISIS Caliphate's Vengeance Units know just where to find you.
Thought for the day. So will the cerebrally-muddled sheeple swallow this latest establishment-orchestrated outrage against common sense and logic – this insult to the electoral demographic's collective intelligence?
Dead right they will. The moronic stifled clots not only believe what the mass media broadcasts and prints, but stay glued to the telly screen watching the likes of Big Brother, the X-Factor and fuck knows what other Gogglebox shite – and to secure this conviction of stifled consciousness / IQ damnation, continue with the most questionable dumb-arsed practice of buying bargain priced car and house insurance on the say-so of gravel-voiced bulldogs, meerkats in smoking jackets and knobhead robots called Bwian.
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.
Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Three passengers were injured and scores more shit their pants after a man - reportedly one of the ISIS Caliphate's jihad-crazed Muslim nutters armed with an AK-47 assault rifle, handgun and box cutters - opened fire with his weapon and went into blade-slashing amok mode aboard the Thalys high-speed train between Amsterdam and Paris on Friday afternoon.
The gospel according to Fellattia Godermiche, spokeswoman for French railway monopoly SNCF, interviewed on iTele television's Black Propaganda Hour, initial third hand reports claim that three American servicemen from the US Marine Corp's Amateur Dramatics Battalion and a British / Afrikaner lackey apprehended the terrorist attacker after accidentally 'overhearing' the noise of a machine gun being loaded in the train's toilet.
('Overheard' Que? WTF? Who wrote the script for this numpty false flag scenario – Wallace n Gromit?)
The shooting incident occurred near the town of Arras in northern France around 6:00pm local time on Friday – with the railway station being swiftly locked down by French security forces who, thanks to the laws of serendipity and coincidence, just happened to be in Arras carrying out an anti-Islamic terrorist attack drill.
One of the US Marines told media hacks that after hearing the familiar sound of a Russian AK-47 rifle being cocked in the train carriage crapper they waited outside and, assisted by ex-pat Afrikaner Ron 'The Yarpie' McScrote, grabbed the would-be terrorist as he started to walk down the aisle of the train brandishing his weapons, all ready to create a chaos and mayhem Christian infidel bloodbath.
Obviously, for theatrical credibility effect, one of the Marines pretended to have been shot, while McScrote and another Marine claimed they were stabbed and slashed in the struggle with the gun-toting / knife-wielding Moroccan madman, later identified as one Mohammed al Patsy.
Reuters wire service carries the story that McScrote and three other crisis actors from the US Marine Corp - grunts Tony Saddleback, Spencer Bonehead and Aleck Charlatan – were later awarded medals for bravery by the Mayor of Arras, Francoise de Merde, at the train station's Coq n Bull restaurant.
Monsieur de Merde, after handing out the bravery medals he just happened to have in his pocket, ready for such an occasion, opined to salivating gutter press hacks that "If it was not for the swift actions of our Yankee friends here we might all have been slaughtered in our beds – heads cut off – by this crazy Muslim ISIS gunman. God bless America."
Ron McScrote, a retired British crisis actor now living in France, even sans make-up beard and moustache, might well be remembered by mass media addicts for his stellar performance as Jack Tosser, the # 30 bus driver of 7/7/2005 fame, who carelessly meandered off the regular Marble Arch to Hackney Wick route and conveniently got the top blown off his bright red Dennis Trident double decker in Tavistock Square – symbolically right outside the Tavistock Institute.
By mere coincidence the train passengers included French actor Jean-Hugues le Twatt who was lightly wounded breaking glass to sound the train carriage's 'Random Terrorist Attack' alarm.
The 96-year-old le Twatt has starred in over 30 false flag movies, including Mossad's international hit 'Micro-Nuke Bali's Sari Club' – then as a bike-riding French onion seller in the Cannes-acclaimed anti-Islamic 'Killing Charlie Hebdo' fantasy – and not forgetting his dog wanker performance as a dead body in the 'Sandyhook Goes South' antithetic US gun ownership black propaganda spectacular.
On the subject of false flag / amateur dramatics theatre terrorist incidents, a fellow Sandyhook crisis actress, Christy Coons from New York, who supplements her school playground theatricals payouts as an 'I Have the Power' kiddie stealing social worker, was on the train after completing a mega-bucks forced adoption mission for Paedophiles International and told the BBC's 'Believe It Or Not' programme she had gone into instinctive contortionist mode and ducked under her train seat on hearing the sound of gunfire and screaming.
Coons claims she saw a man running through her carriage bleeding heavily from a severed carotid artery and who identified himself as a US Marine when she offered her handkerchief and a strip of gaffer tape to stem the blood flow.
"None of these men were in uniform or armed - just regular passengers, but I just knew they were American Marines by their haircuts and the way they kicked the merciless living shit outa the Moroccan guy with the guns."
With some reports suggesting that as many as three US Marines were involved in stopping the assailant, US White House cuckoo President Barky Obama, seizing the unique chance of a positive press opportunity, was faster than a rat out of a cesspit in expressing his “profound gratitude for the courage and quick thinking of American passengers, including US Marine Corp soldiers, who selflessly subdued the attacker and saved the lives of all 554 passengers – along with nameless train staff – and whose heroic actions probably prevented a far worse tragedy – such as the kick starting of World War Three.”
France has been on the edge of national 'Save us!' paranoid hysteria since the false flag Islamic terrorist attacks on the Charlie Hebdo magazine and a kosher deli' in Paris last January, which purportedly – if any fucker or the dog still believes the crap the main stream media put out - left 17 people dead and an oven full of Mama Shylock's matzo burned to a crisp – incidents compounded in June by some other NLP brainwashed Islamic State jihadist, Yassin bin Silly, quitting his zero-hours contract job then beheading his boss and attempting to blow up the Air Product gas plant at Lyon.
Were you on the Thalys high speed Amsterdam to Paris train on Friday afternoon? Did you hear any fucker loading an assault rifle in the bogs? Did you use your martial arts skills to disarm them? Were you awarded an insta-ready shiny medal for acts of bravery up and beyond the call of tourist / commuter duty?
Send us your comments using the online reply form below and you could win a ticket to this year's Wicked Woolwich / Drummer Lee Pygmy B-Class Crisis Actor Academy Awards.
A selection of your comments may be published, displaying your name and postal location, so the ISIS Caliphate's Vengeance Units know just where to find you.
Thought for the day. So will the cerebrally-muddled sheeple swallow this latest establishment-orchestrated outrage against common sense and logic – this insult to the electoral demographic's collective intelligence?
Dead right they will. The moronic stifled clots not only believe what the mass media broadcasts and prints, but stay glued to the telly screen watching the likes of Big Brother, the X-Factor and fuck knows what other Gogglebox shite – and to secure this conviction of stifled consciousness / IQ damnation, continue with the most questionable dumb-arsed practice of buying bargain priced car and house insurance on the say-so of gravel-voiced bulldogs, meerkats in smoking jackets and knobhead robots called Bwian.
Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.
Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format.
Thus fuck the Satanist / Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal get-together.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 11 August 2015
Tube Strike Chaos Cops Commuter Backlash
In today’s ‘Greedy Bastard Train Drivers’ special 'rip-offs' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering gossip from Mollie McScrote on the editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Regardless of being described by first responder units of police and paramedics - and too the CPS - as a 'veritable baying lynch mob', a baker's dozen of thirteen London tube train commuters who appeared before Thames Magistrates' Court on Monday charged with a variety of criminal offences under the statutes of the Public Order Act - ranging from disturbing the peace to violent affray - and murder – appear to have the full support of the common herd 'and' the tabloid media – with the red top gutter press Daily Shitraker's banner headline reference to the incident reading: 'Tube Train Drivers Behaving Badly'.
The court heard that last Thursday morning, with all train stations closed and the four main Tube workers' unions wholeheartedly supporting the disruptive industrial action, irate commuters outside the Central Line's Bell End station, serving east London's expansive Skidrow Hamlets sink or swim housing estate, collectively lost it, spit the dummy, and reacted to the travel chaos in fine mobocracy fashion by using their furled umbrellas to beat to a bloodied pulp a group of tube train drivers comprising a picket line who chanted at the stranded passengers 'We've got the Power'.
A swathe of evidence providing justification for the commuter rage attack was submitted by defence attorneys - that not satisfied by purposely and with malicious intent, causing the maximum inconvenience - to the point of generating anxiety, fear and alarm by leaving zillions of metropolitan commuters stranded – at home or at work - with their previous selfish industrial action - yet a further 24-hour transport chaos Tube strike kick started from 18:30 hours last Wednesday following the failure of talks to resolve a money-grubbing dispute between greedy twat train drivers, their egocentric union leaders and intransigent London Underground bosses.
Due the fact bolshie drivers are less than overjoyed with the pay and conditions offered for working on the new night service (an extra £200 quid per 'Night Tube' shift plus a £500 nicker bonus for Night Tube staff when the service is introduced in September – topped off with a 2% salary increase this year - £42k+ rising to £52k) they decided to make the hapless commuting public suffer yet again - and pull an Oliver Twist stunt by asking for MORE! – (including a 32 hour, four day week) - and to add some weft to their demands, brought the tube train service to a full stop at all 270 stations on the 11 line / 400 kilometre network.
To rub commuters' noses in the shit even further and add insult to injury, tosspot tube drivers can also 'earn' (sic) a 'customer service bonus' of £250, which is paid to all staff depending on passenger satisfaction levels (some fucking chance) and are entitled to free travel, including a spouse or partner, worth more than £4,000 quid a year for an annual zone six season ticket.
A further kick in the ribs for the inconvenienced and abused common herd travellers is the fact the highest paid Tube driver takes home an annual platinum-plated pay n benefits package of £61,218 nicker a year – (almost on a [pre-10% pay raise] par with the 650 House of Conmans MPs) - whereas other public sector workers, whose training and jobs gauged as high stress level, (teachers at £32k / nurses at £31k / plods at £42k and firemen at £32k) get paid an insulting pittance by comparison.
In response, Ron Scally, spokesman for the Rail, Maritime and Transport union (RMT), told one gutter press hack from the Greedy Gits Gazette that if Westminster MPs qualified for a 10% pay raise for doing fuck all - apart from covering up kiddie fiddling crimes to protect their Parliamentary paedophile colleagues - then RTM's train driving union members were justified in demanding the same.
From the commuting public's perspective, speaking to media hacks outside Thames Magistrates' Court, Fellatia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three and resident of Skidrow Hamlets - who faced charges of GBH for disembowelling one placard-wielding tube driver, picketing outside Bell End station, with the razor-sharp edge of her Universal Credits claim card, gave her version of events.
"Last Thursday mornin' it woz utter effin' chaos an' yer got these tube driver twats takin' the piss by chantin' 'We've got the Power' an' their 'screw the common herd commuting demographic around' attitude – so they deserves all they get."
"An' if they're after public support, they can fuck off, eat crap an' die – cos 'sympathy's in the dictionary – right between 'shite' and 'syphilis'."
"As far as I'm concerned, fuck the union wankers an' kneecap the greedy bastard tosspot drivers. Wot an' effin' balls-up last Thursday mornin' woz. I had ter get ter Rochford ter attend a secret family court hearin' cos the criminally corrupt Essex social care services scum woz tryin' ter steal me kids when I lived down there an' they're still tryin' ter flog em off ter foster care an' adoption ter the highest kiddie fiddlin' paedo bidder."
London Underground (LU) bosses at least had the common courtesy and naunce to apologise for the disruption, proffering the cryptic excuse that their latest pay offer aimed at 'improving work-life-profit balance' – whereas the truth be known LU are of a single mind with London Mayor, Pasha Bonkers Boris de Spiffle Nonsense who has stated for the record that he will not authorise any further pay raises for grasping tube staff - and opined that he was not fussed about the night service starting on 12th September as planned, as long as it was up and running sometime in the next year or so.
Thought for the day. Personally, like Ms McSkanger, we are of a mind that these tossers dutifully choke on their own intransigent greed – as did the deadleg dockers and coal miners of decades past. Held the country to ransom and became extinction level event casualties.
One simple solution is for TfL to field an online petition for inconvenienced commuters to sign – and generate the support to fire the fucking lot outright – then trot across to Calais, stand on top of the EuroTunnel entrance with a bullhorn and announce "Can anyone here drive a tube train?" – and the betting's on that a thousand hands will go up – whether they can or not. Now that, with basic training thrown in (drive train / speak English), has gotta be a cheaper option than kiss-arse kowtowing (£50,000 quid plus) to these RTM / TSSA / Aslef union-backed grasping scumsters.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Regardless of being described by first responder units of police and paramedics - and too the CPS - as a 'veritable baying lynch mob', a baker's dozen of thirteen London tube train commuters who appeared before Thames Magistrates' Court on Monday charged with a variety of criminal offences under the statutes of the Public Order Act - ranging from disturbing the peace to violent affray - and murder – appear to have the full support of the common herd 'and' the tabloid media – with the red top gutter press Daily Shitraker's banner headline reference to the incident reading: 'Tube Train Drivers Behaving Badly'.
The court heard that last Thursday morning, with all train stations closed and the four main Tube workers' unions wholeheartedly supporting the disruptive industrial action, irate commuters outside the Central Line's Bell End station, serving east London's expansive Skidrow Hamlets sink or swim housing estate, collectively lost it, spit the dummy, and reacted to the travel chaos in fine mobocracy fashion by using their furled umbrellas to beat to a bloodied pulp a group of tube train drivers comprising a picket line who chanted at the stranded passengers 'We've got the Power'.
A swathe of evidence providing justification for the commuter rage attack was submitted by defence attorneys - that not satisfied by purposely and with malicious intent, causing the maximum inconvenience - to the point of generating anxiety, fear and alarm by leaving zillions of metropolitan commuters stranded – at home or at work - with their previous selfish industrial action - yet a further 24-hour transport chaos Tube strike kick started from 18:30 hours last Wednesday following the failure of talks to resolve a money-grubbing dispute between greedy twat train drivers, their egocentric union leaders and intransigent London Underground bosses.
Due the fact bolshie drivers are less than overjoyed with the pay and conditions offered for working on the new night service (an extra £200 quid per 'Night Tube' shift plus a £500 nicker bonus for Night Tube staff when the service is introduced in September – topped off with a 2% salary increase this year - £42k+ rising to £52k) they decided to make the hapless commuting public suffer yet again - and pull an Oliver Twist stunt by asking for MORE! – (including a 32 hour, four day week) - and to add some weft to their demands, brought the tube train service to a full stop at all 270 stations on the 11 line / 400 kilometre network.
To rub commuters' noses in the shit even further and add insult to injury, tosspot tube drivers can also 'earn' (sic) a 'customer service bonus' of £250, which is paid to all staff depending on passenger satisfaction levels (some fucking chance) and are entitled to free travel, including a spouse or partner, worth more than £4,000 quid a year for an annual zone six season ticket.
A further kick in the ribs for the inconvenienced and abused common herd travellers is the fact the highest paid Tube driver takes home an annual platinum-plated pay n benefits package of £61,218 nicker a year – (almost on a [pre-10% pay raise] par with the 650 House of Conmans MPs) - whereas other public sector workers, whose training and jobs gauged as high stress level, (teachers at £32k / nurses at £31k / plods at £42k and firemen at £32k) get paid an insulting pittance by comparison.
In response, Ron Scally, spokesman for the Rail, Maritime and Transport union (RMT), told one gutter press hack from the Greedy Gits Gazette that if Westminster MPs qualified for a 10% pay raise for doing fuck all - apart from covering up kiddie fiddling crimes to protect their Parliamentary paedophile colleagues - then RTM's train driving union members were justified in demanding the same.
From the commuting public's perspective, speaking to media hacks outside Thames Magistrates' Court, Fellatia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three and resident of Skidrow Hamlets - who faced charges of GBH for disembowelling one placard-wielding tube driver, picketing outside Bell End station, with the razor-sharp edge of her Universal Credits claim card, gave her version of events.
"Last Thursday mornin' it woz utter effin' chaos an' yer got these tube driver twats takin' the piss by chantin' 'We've got the Power' an' their 'screw the common herd commuting demographic around' attitude – so they deserves all they get."
"An' if they're after public support, they can fuck off, eat crap an' die – cos 'sympathy's in the dictionary – right between 'shite' and 'syphilis'."
"As far as I'm concerned, fuck the union wankers an' kneecap the greedy bastard tosspot drivers. Wot an' effin' balls-up last Thursday mornin' woz. I had ter get ter Rochford ter attend a secret family court hearin' cos the criminally corrupt Essex social care services scum woz tryin' ter steal me kids when I lived down there an' they're still tryin' ter flog em off ter foster care an' adoption ter the highest kiddie fiddlin' paedo bidder."
London Underground (LU) bosses at least had the common courtesy and naunce to apologise for the disruption, proffering the cryptic excuse that their latest pay offer aimed at 'improving work-life-profit balance' – whereas the truth be known LU are of a single mind with London Mayor, Pasha Bonkers Boris de Spiffle Nonsense who has stated for the record that he will not authorise any further pay raises for grasping tube staff - and opined that he was not fussed about the night service starting on 12th September as planned, as long as it was up and running sometime in the next year or so.
Thought for the day. Personally, like Ms McSkanger, we are of a mind that these tossers dutifully choke on their own intransigent greed – as did the deadleg dockers and coal miners of decades past. Held the country to ransom and became extinction level event casualties.
One simple solution is for TfL to field an online petition for inconvenienced commuters to sign – and generate the support to fire the fucking lot outright – then trot across to Calais, stand on top of the EuroTunnel entrance with a bullhorn and announce "Can anyone here drive a tube train?" – and the betting's on that a thousand hands will go up – whether they can or not. Now that, with basic training thrown in (drive train / speak English), has gotta be a cheaper option than kiss-arse kowtowing (£50,000 quid plus) to these RTM / TSSA / Aslef union-backed grasping scumsters.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 4 August 2015
Mudrock's Sun Promotes Selective Geronticide
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Suffering yet another of her 'blonde moment' post-menopausal psychotic episodes, the Botox-deficient media personality Katie 'Bonkers' Hopkins has again failed to engage brain before opening her gob, applying lashings of unqualified arrogance – or just blatant stupidity – in her off the cuff remarks that Broken Britain is 'infested' with far too many old people - and in her totalitarian psychopath's opinion states that Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government should, quote: 'field a fleet of euthanasia trucks – just like ice-cream vans – with a nice little tune playing - (Chopin's Funeral March?) that would call round your house to eradicate the problem'.
Oh yes, this is the self-same shit-for-brains gobster who was so recently forced to apologize for the inflammatory language content in her News Corp / The Sun's ' 'Grim Reaper' column which referred to economic migrants and war zone refugees attempting to cross the Mediterranean then swarming towards Calais as 'a horde of cockroaches' and 'feral scumbags' – 'that needed mines, gunships, and torpedoes to tackle the problem rather than rescue boats'.
“Show me video footage of bloated corpses floating in water and body bags stuffed with pikeys and gyppo immigrants. The do-gooder humanitarians can play violins and field piccies of skinny black fuckers looking miserable and I still don’t give a flying fuck."
Slopkins controversial remarks led to condemnation by UN high commissioner for human rights, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, who, directing his complaint at News Corp owner Raving Rupert Mudrock, compared the column to a piece of pro-genocide propaganda – and now she adds insult to injury with her latest moronic statement that it's ridiculous the UK's ailing pets can be put to sleep and euthanised – but not old people.
Hence, can we expect Hopkins to set a good example for the rest of Broken Britain's community by leading the way – and calling up the Mr Whippy / Dr Death euthanasia van to make a stop at her parent's house – and drop in on Granny and Granddad too, if they're still playing the coffin dodger game?
Obviously if the oldies are gonna get it in the neck due being a burden on society, then the laws of progression suggest that the next in line – Nazi style - are the disabled and special needs kiddies – followed by any fucker and their dog with a free medical prescriptions ticket.
How about gobshite bimbo pundits who attempt to justify their pathetic hateful existence with streams of deranged, delusional ramblings? Surely a mongrel DNA genetic mistake of Hopkins calibre, stricken with epileptic seizures as she is, must qualify for a spot of Dignitas / Harold Shipman style 'involuntary euthanasia'.
Of course the oldies are only the first step if 'Piranha Fangs' Hopkins were to get her lunatic fringe way of things – then comes the tip-toe 'Times Up' euthanasia call – a veritable Biblical three score n ten countdown / cut-off agenda enforced.
So thank fuck Slopkins doesn't hold political office or some ranking civil service bureaucrap post, for if forced euthanasia is high on her Common Purpose style corrective social engineering priorities list then this is the type of 'cunt' that would abuse her position and burn the midnight oils conjuring up legal loopholes for her crony top dog PTB / VIP (Very Important Paedophiles) politico and legal beagle Masonic Satanists to skirt the laws of the land and bugger underage rent boys with impunity.
Thought for the day. Hopkins' lunatic ramblings besides, now we have a renewed attempt to legalise 'assisted dying' via ‘suicide courts’ being promoted by Labour MP Robert Marris, whereby the suicide / euthanasia Yea or Nay factor for the terminally ill will be under the auspices of a stand alone judge – to decide how sick some poor hapless fucker really is.
Now that's one for the cabinet's Behavioural Insights Team / Nudge Unit to get it's psycho thinking cap on to expedite.
Hmmm, don't give the likes of Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne and DWP Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit any ideas for adopting such a scam – er 'scheme' – that will save heaps of pension payout cash.
For the record Hopkins has, without the facility of forethought being applied to the equation, also pontificated on the pathetic state of UK education, claiming children were unnecessarily pampered and advocated harsher segregation of abilities.
“They split you into A and B streams, which was great because you knew you were with the bright ones and all the thick kids were in the B group,” she opined of her own 'B group' school days.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by News Corp's Raving Rupert Mudrock and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Suffering yet another of her 'blonde moment' post-menopausal psychotic episodes, the Botox-deficient media personality Katie 'Bonkers' Hopkins has again failed to engage brain before opening her gob, applying lashings of unqualified arrogance – or just blatant stupidity – in her off the cuff remarks that Broken Britain is 'infested' with far too many old people - and in her totalitarian psychopath's opinion states that Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party government should, quote: 'field a fleet of euthanasia trucks – just like ice-cream vans – with a nice little tune playing - (Chopin's Funeral March?) that would call round your house to eradicate the problem'.
Oh yes, this is the self-same shit-for-brains gobster who was so recently forced to apologize for the inflammatory language content in her News Corp / The Sun's ' 'Grim Reaper' column which referred to economic migrants and war zone refugees attempting to cross the Mediterranean then swarming towards Calais as 'a horde of cockroaches' and 'feral scumbags' – 'that needed mines, gunships, and torpedoes to tackle the problem rather than rescue boats'.
“Show me video footage of bloated corpses floating in water and body bags stuffed with pikeys and gyppo immigrants. The do-gooder humanitarians can play violins and field piccies of skinny black fuckers looking miserable and I still don’t give a flying fuck."
Slopkins controversial remarks led to condemnation by UN high commissioner for human rights, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer, who, directing his complaint at News Corp owner Raving Rupert Mudrock, compared the column to a piece of pro-genocide propaganda – and now she adds insult to injury with her latest moronic statement that it's ridiculous the UK's ailing pets can be put to sleep and euthanised – but not old people.
Hence, can we expect Hopkins to set a good example for the rest of Broken Britain's community by leading the way – and calling up the Mr Whippy / Dr Death euthanasia van to make a stop at her parent's house – and drop in on Granny and Granddad too, if they're still playing the coffin dodger game?
Obviously if the oldies are gonna get it in the neck due being a burden on society, then the laws of progression suggest that the next in line – Nazi style - are the disabled and special needs kiddies – followed by any fucker and their dog with a free medical prescriptions ticket.
How about gobshite bimbo pundits who attempt to justify their pathetic hateful existence with streams of deranged, delusional ramblings? Surely a mongrel DNA genetic mistake of Hopkins calibre, stricken with epileptic seizures as she is, must qualify for a spot of Dignitas / Harold Shipman style 'involuntary euthanasia'.
Of course the oldies are only the first step if 'Piranha Fangs' Hopkins were to get her lunatic fringe way of things – then comes the tip-toe 'Times Up' euthanasia call – a veritable Biblical three score n ten countdown / cut-off agenda enforced.
So thank fuck Slopkins doesn't hold political office or some ranking civil service bureaucrap post, for if forced euthanasia is high on her Common Purpose style corrective social engineering priorities list then this is the type of 'cunt' that would abuse her position and burn the midnight oils conjuring up legal loopholes for her crony top dog PTB / VIP (Very Important Paedophiles) politico and legal beagle Masonic Satanists to skirt the laws of the land and bugger underage rent boys with impunity.
Thought for the day. Hopkins' lunatic ramblings besides, now we have a renewed attempt to legalise 'assisted dying' via ‘suicide courts’ being promoted by Labour MP Robert Marris, whereby the suicide / euthanasia Yea or Nay factor for the terminally ill will be under the auspices of a stand alone judge – to decide how sick some poor hapless fucker really is.
Now that's one for the cabinet's Behavioural Insights Team / Nudge Unit to get it's psycho thinking cap on to expedite.
Hmmm, don't give the likes of Chancellor George 'Spankies' Osborne and DWP Minister for Social Misery, Iain Dunkin Shit any ideas for adopting such a scam – er 'scheme' – that will save heaps of pension payout cash.
For the record Hopkins has, without the facility of forethought being applied to the equation, also pontificated on the pathetic state of UK education, claiming children were unnecessarily pampered and advocated harsher segregation of abilities.
“They split you into A and B streams, which was great because you knew you were with the bright ones and all the thick kids were in the B group,” she opined of her own 'B group' school days.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by News Corp's Raving Rupert Mudrock and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
UK Plods No Longer Investigate Crimes
In today’s ‘Enhanced Police Inaction' special edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Mollie McSkanger on the editorial desk at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with hot off the anvil dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Following an ill-thought 'blonde moment' announcement by serial divorcee Chief Constable Sara Thornton - the head honcho of the all-new (and totally useless) National Police Chiefs' Council – that Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Plod Squad will no longer investigate burglaries committed against common herd properties, WTF are the options open to the victim public? Resort to extra-judicial actions and take the law into their own hands?
And why the fuck not. If the slack arsed plods can't get their act together to investigate a burglary (unless it's at some VIP politico's gaff) then they obviously won't be bothered with the 'hang 'em high' mob rule antics of street justice vigilantes.
To wit, by the same rule, if these slothful 'window dressing' tossers won't act against street level crimes then they're good for fuck all and might as well be disbanded - and each community field its own tribal level law n order squad.
Thornton's admission of inadequacy statement to a gutter press hack from the Kosher Nostra Gazette last week has generated a veritable seismic wave of earth-shaking criticism from community and activist groups around our once-sceptred isle, with Ron McScrote, director of Anarchy Now, appearing on Channel 4's Shitraker Hour last night to denounce the NPCC chief as a muddle-headed blodger who needs to spend more time getting the Plod Squad's act together and less committing adultery with her uniformed toy boys.
McScrote's verbal diatribe, in tune with the sentiments of the UK general public, castigated Thornton and the entire police force as a non-performing national joke.
"So these tosspots don't do burglary investigations anymore? Well, there's fuck all surprisin' in that one – they've been ignorin' child sexual abuse complaints fer fuckin' decades already – an' coverin' up the sex crimes of Westminster's Very Important Paedophiles."
"WTF is next I asks yer – no budget to investigate murders too? They've already set a precedent on that one with the non-investigation of Dr David Kelly's assisted suicide after he woz found propped up against a tree in Oxford's Grassy Knoll Woods – an' Jill Dando's murder ter boot – simply arrest an' stitch up the first knobhead wot comes along."
"Same as the Met never investigatin' the murder of Princess Di' in Frogland – an' every fucker an' their dog knew it woz the Royals wot got MI5 ter bump her off cos she woz a pain in the arse wiv her human rights campaignin' an' upsettin' the land mine market - an' bein' up the tub wiv Dodo al Fayed's sprog. Why the fuck that bothered them I don't know cos they already had a royal cuckoo wiv the ginger mingin Prince Harry Hewitt – so wot the fuck difference woz a little Ayrab Muslim prince gonna make?"
"The Plods are there ter serve the moneyed elite an' far too busy fittin' up the likes of uber-bloggers an' Truthsayers like Chris Spivey fer takin' the piss outa Queen Betty an' that tosser Stavros - an' exposing the Woolwich / Drummer Lee Pygmy false flag terrorist attack farce wot woz undertaken by MI5's Amateur Dramatics Society an' a gang of dunces off the Tavistock Institute's crisis actor B list."
Thought for the day. In February 2013 the feckless Chief Constable Sara 'Excuses' Thornton was assessed as the 18th most powerful woman in Broken Britain by the BBC's Woman's Hour – perhaps due her ability to perform 100 press-ups - with her casual shag buddy, Thames Valley Police Superintendent Gilbert 'Baldy' Houalla, sat on her back.
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – Syrian refugees or Calais-based illegal immigrants - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Following an ill-thought 'blonde moment' announcement by serial divorcee Chief Constable Sara Thornton - the head honcho of the all-new (and totally useless) National Police Chiefs' Council – that Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Plod Squad will no longer investigate burglaries committed against common herd properties, WTF are the options open to the victim public? Resort to extra-judicial actions and take the law into their own hands?
And why the fuck not. If the slack arsed plods can't get their act together to investigate a burglary (unless it's at some VIP politico's gaff) then they obviously won't be bothered with the 'hang 'em high' mob rule antics of street justice vigilantes.
To wit, by the same rule, if these slothful 'window dressing' tossers won't act against street level crimes then they're good for fuck all and might as well be disbanded - and each community field its own tribal level law n order squad.
Thornton's admission of inadequacy statement to a gutter press hack from the Kosher Nostra Gazette last week has generated a veritable seismic wave of earth-shaking criticism from community and activist groups around our once-sceptred isle, with Ron McScrote, director of Anarchy Now, appearing on Channel 4's Shitraker Hour last night to denounce the NPCC chief as a muddle-headed blodger who needs to spend more time getting the Plod Squad's act together and less committing adultery with her uniformed toy boys.
McScrote's verbal diatribe, in tune with the sentiments of the UK general public, castigated Thornton and the entire police force as a non-performing national joke.
"So these tosspots don't do burglary investigations anymore? Well, there's fuck all surprisin' in that one – they've been ignorin' child sexual abuse complaints fer fuckin' decades already – an' coverin' up the sex crimes of Westminster's Very Important Paedophiles."
"WTF is next I asks yer – no budget to investigate murders too? They've already set a precedent on that one with the non-investigation of Dr David Kelly's assisted suicide after he woz found propped up against a tree in Oxford's Grassy Knoll Woods – an' Jill Dando's murder ter boot – simply arrest an' stitch up the first knobhead wot comes along."
"Same as the Met never investigatin' the murder of Princess Di' in Frogland – an' every fucker an' their dog knew it woz the Royals wot got MI5 ter bump her off cos she woz a pain in the arse wiv her human rights campaignin' an' upsettin' the land mine market - an' bein' up the tub wiv Dodo al Fayed's sprog. Why the fuck that bothered them I don't know cos they already had a royal cuckoo wiv the ginger mingin Prince Harry Hewitt – so wot the fuck difference woz a little Ayrab Muslim prince gonna make?"
"The Plods are there ter serve the moneyed elite an' far too busy fittin' up the likes of uber-bloggers an' Truthsayers like Chris Spivey fer takin' the piss outa Queen Betty an' that tosser Stavros - an' exposing the Woolwich / Drummer Lee Pygmy false flag terrorist attack farce wot woz undertaken by MI5's Amateur Dramatics Society an' a gang of dunces off the Tavistock Institute's crisis actor B list."
Thought for the day. In February 2013 the feckless Chief Constable Sara 'Excuses' Thornton was assessed as the 18th most powerful woman in Broken Britain by the BBC's Woman's Hour – perhaps due her ability to perform 100 press-ups - with her casual shag buddy, Thames Valley Police Superintendent Gilbert 'Baldy' Houalla, sat on her back.
Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled politicos, bent nonce-ponce money-laundering lawyers and crooked porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' anxiety-damage casualties, no innocent non-combatant women and children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry mammals - otters / voles – Syrian refugees or Calais-based illegal immigrants - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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