Male Jail for Fake Femmes

The Tory Nasty Party’s latest Justice Secretary appointee, Brandon Lewis, today informed one gutter press hack from the Gender Bender’s Gazette that henceforth, prisoners with ‘male genitalia’ will no longer be held in the ‘natural born’ women’s prison estate – and henceforth be cast down to dwell amongst their own sex in the appropriate ‘sodomite's paradise' penitentiary - and doubtless 'under the wing' (sic) of some muscled Alpha male pugilist type - their cherished, and protected, personal 'bitch'.

“This will apply to all trans-gender benders posing as females of the species, especially so those who have been convicted of sexual offences against ‘real’ women.”

“Further detail about these reforms will be announced when we publish our updated ‘common sense’ trans-gender prisoners policy framework later this year.”

Speaking before Tory Party members at the International Convention Centre in Birmingham earlier this month, Lewis promised that the Government’s ‘new approach’ will rely on the application of common sense, and no longer pandering to nonsensical Woke cult demands or trans-gender-diverse and non-binary criminal types of all persuasions – including cross-dressers and closet queens.

Sussex Police were recently forced to apologise after Home Secretary Spewella Braverman accused them of 'playing silly Woke identity politics and denying biology' around sexual offences committed by a female impersonator .

The force initially insisted it would not tolerate any hateful comments in respect of gender identity, regardless of crimes committed; but later had a rethink and admitted its response was inconsistent with common sense and logic.

So, WTF is the solution, to keep everybody happy? Purpose-designated trans-prisons – with trans officers? In this Woke-dominated society, anything is possible - and the more perverse the better, seems to be the order of the day.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

PETA Demands Male Carnivore Celibacy

In today's 'Let's Diss the Weirdo’s' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Social Insanity – a timely scandalous exposé of the Woke cult getting their nasty, meddling paws into everything yet again – brought to you from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, you read the banner headline correctly: PETA Demands Male Carnivore Celibacy. Meat-eating men should be banned from having sex, says PETA - due ‘toxic masculinity’.

Really, first off, WTF is ‘toxic masculinity’ – and second, who is PETA? Yet another bunch of asylum-escapee cretins? Morons sans borders, on a mission, clamouring for socio-political attention?

So, to reply to this burning question of the day: who, or what, the fuck is PETA? Well, it ain’t part of the Peter, Paul and Mary folk group; and definitely nowt to do with Jesus’ disciple, Peter the Fisherman; nor any relation to Russia’s Peter the Great.

Nope, this is the ‘People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’ meddling twat club – and the male meat-eating celibacy demand originates from loony members of their wankers collective. Yet another offshoot of the psychosis-ridden Woke cult that is attempting to control the narrative of every fucking thing, in, on, and around the entirety of God’s creation, that they, in their omnipotent stupidity, do not agree with.

To wit, the gospel according to the PETA fuckwits - an American animal rights non-profit boasting ‘nine’ million IQ-deficient members - they are ‘demanding’ no less, that men who eat meat should be banned from having sex – but do not expand proficiently enough to state who, or what, they should be banned from having sex with.

Other men - or women – or all meat eaters – or the animals they intend to eat – or post-mortem ‘necro-sex’ with the butchered beasts -  or the make-believe ‘toxic’ transgender types who simply dress up as women – and still eat meat?

Albeit, a quick read of their so-called peak insanity ‘manifesto’ is enough to get a common sense sort of person head-shaking when they read the command that any fucker – specifically males of the species - who grabbed a quick burger for lunch should be henceforth banned from engaging in acts of coitus until they have digested the spicy patty, and vented all offensive flatulent gases – then switch to a Vegan diet.

Eating meat is a symptom of toxic masculinity, say the PETA fascists – and according to their flawed science guesstimates, men caused 41% more arsehole-emitted greenhouse gas bursts than women, due the fact they consume more meat – hence their call for women to go on a ‘sex strike to save the world’.

Er, anyone ask for a meat-eating woman’s opinion on this issue?

PETA’s Sandrine 'Piranha Teeth' Rousseau, a prominent French Green / EELV MP, ‘ignited’ controversy in France last month – (no, not due lighting one of his smelly Vegan farts) - by branding the smoking outdoor BBQ grill as a ritual that reeks (sic) of virility, male meat-eating compulsion and power over women - (and perhaps exerts a certain ‘appetising’ power over hungry, homeless folk too).

Ergo, men who eat meat should be banned from having sex and need to change their lifestyle by joining PETA’s free Vegan start programme – for they claim scientific proof that ‘toxic masculinity’ also harms the climate.

Yeah right, such might possibly harm the climate to the same degree as PETA’s ‘toxic stupidity’.

Hmmm, thanks to the PETA think tank for that little gem. Here we have the calibre of a pushy lifestyle / enviro’ group – the psychotic fascist variety, who once appeared at Nuremberg, charged with crimes of genocide for imprisoning persons with an ‘opposing opinion’ in the likes of Auschwitz and Belsen concentration camps.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/meat-eating-men-should-be-banned-from-having-sex-says-peta/369512

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Autumn Ramblings: Britain is F*cked

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Incompetence' – a timely scandalous exposé of the Tory Nasty Party’s recent adoption of 'The Wilkins Micawber Handbook of Economic Theory' – a banner headline first from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

As an appetiser to the main course of feasting on the utterly ridiculous state of international political mismanagement, we have the flawed science - (oil is not a fossil fuel – but abiotic) - climate change gang – specifically a gaggle of Just Stop Oil environment protesters – who have glued themselves to the asphalt along The Mall, outside Fuckingham Palace.

Hmmm, a question to ponder on - why doesn’t some fucker ‘glue’ these gullible / Stop Oil / Green New Deal / Zero Carbon . Extinction Rebellion wankers to the inside of a prison cell – along with Sweden’s squirrely marionette and climate change 'Doom n Gloom' gremlin; the emotionally-unstable Sideshow Greta?

Then, next up, we have Truss n Kwasi Warthog, practicing their personal brand of Tory Nasty Party ‘weaponised stupidity’ – on behalf of the WEF’s Great Reset architect, Satan Klaus Schlob – and their Square Mile masters – purposely crashing Food Bank Britain’s already stagnated economy, while implementing £43 billion nicker in tax cuts for their Corporatocracy cronies.

Under the Truss / Kwasi Warthog aegis, mortgage and interest rates have gone into orbit, along with food, fuel and every fucking thing else - with the office of the Chancellor of the Exchequer now retitled the Ministry of Bankruptcy, Mortgage Misery & Homelessness.

Alas Britain, fallen victim to this Truss cohort clique – with Truss topping the ego list, along with her bestie mate, Theresa ‘Six Sugars’ Coffey – a lard-arsed, unfit porker appointed Minister of Health – and then we have Kwazi Wazi the Warthog. who, collectively, since getting Bonkers Boris & Co evicted from 10 Downing St, have developed a most unhealthy and narcissistic God complex viz their Crime Minister and cabinet appointments – and with ample assistance from the leper-status Lib-Dums – and New Labour’s Keir Stammerer and Mangela ‘AirBuds’ Rayner - reduced the character and quality of Britain’s Parliamentary political debates to a series of ‘blame game’ finger-pointing, shouting matches –whose intellectual quality is on a par with a buffoonery of orangutans squabbling over perching rights on the branches of a mango-laden tree.  

Conversely, thanks to a cadre of common sense variety Tory MP’s crying ‘Foul!’, Minister Warthog now intends to ‘fast track’ his economic plan to – ‘calm financial markets’ - (bit late for that) - and deliver the entire, revised ‘financial recovery package’ before the previously scheduled end of November date, to October 31.

Yep, we know – a real life Halloween ‘Trick n Cheat’ anxiety attack-inducing surprise package.

Regardless of the plus or minus elements of the above, one negative factor that strikes right home is children’s school meals recently deteriorating in quality, and quantity, to be on a par with farmyard pigswill – all thanks to a lack of government funding – due food and staffing costs having risen to the point that 45% of children who have free school meals - priced at a stingy £2.47 per kid - fails to cover the cost of providing decent, appetising food – while Downing Street and the House of Conmans are signing off on £££ billions by sending arms and funds to the fascist crime state government of Ukraine – all to the detriment of our own developing school children.

Hark again, Truss & her band of bunglers claim to be committed to a policy of ‘fiscal responsibility’.

Yeah, right -  we hear you – but fiscally responsible to whom – our own born and bred British citizens – or the Ukraine military – and the waves of 1,000 per day – ‘hands out’ grasping illegal economic migrants arriving on our south coast beaches?

The powers that think they be need to erect a big fucking sign on the tideline at Dover: Welcome to Broken Britain – the Inflation Nation, with food prices and fuel / transport costs well beyond our means – and definitely beyond yours. A word to the wise – turn around now n head back to la belle Francaise.

As their recent annual party conference drew to an end and the Truss made her closing speech, with the Tory wankers pushing the Covid mRNA vax, and Woke, and transgender bender scams, then one might well have expected her to quote the immortal Laurel & Hardy double act with a remark of ‘Another fine mess I’ve got you into’.

The gospel according to the Daily Shitraker, a range of factors are negatively affecting mortgage and interest rates, which have been rising internationally in response to global trends – mainly caused by Vladimir Putrid’s ‘illegal invasion’ of Ukraine.

No shit, Sherlock – why didn’t that scenario manifest its ugly head following New Labour Crime Minister, Tony Bliar’s ‘illegal invasion’ of Iraq – an act of military aggression warmongering justified by the concocted contents of a dodgy ‘intelligence’ (sic) dossier – aka the now-notorious weapons of mass distraction lie.

One thing any critical thinking Englishman does not require right now is to be gifted with the power of prophecy – to determine that the remainder of 2022 AD, and 2023 – and beyond – (up to the Great Reset agenda’s 2030 target date – and then some) - are going to present socio-political – and economic - chaos in motion – disaster sans deliverance – and our once sacred isle of Albion – aka Great Britain – then to Broken Britain – and on, to the current status of Food Bank Britain – slides by ever-quickening degrees into a diminished condition of a Third World failed state.

Lot of chat viz the entirety of Parliament’s House of Conmans / Upper House of Frauds hodgepodge being no more than high theatre, albeit, personally I would not rank it with such a distinction, perhaps more as Shakespearean tragedy, or music hall burlesque – or a Whitehall Theatre farce – and on certain occasions no better than a Punch n Judy show between New Labour and the Tory cabal.

All well and good, the zillionaire elitist technocraps – the nouveau riche of this current epoch, on the one hand destroying the environment – and then attempting to evade the consequences of their societal / environmental destructive greed – installing ‘deep six’ OpSec survival bunkers and the like – but the point is no fucker will survive – while they might gain a few months , then be left to emerge from their underground sanctuaries to a toxic atmosphere and contaminated ground water; a supply chain system that no longer functions – then stumble through the zero Wi-Fi / zero Internet debris of their own creation – just a Wilderness of Things – tripping over discarded algorithms and fractured app’s and heaps of ‘more at scent than substance’ inedible cyber currencies – to be set upon by a horde of very hungry zombified cannibals.

Ergo, and if that fucking lot isn’t enough to make a pig spew, we are now being informed that due Bad Vlad Putrid invading Ukraine and Silly Britain being part of the NATO military force joke – our once-sceptred isle might be suffering electricity blackouts due a lack of natural gas to run power station generators – all to be blamed on Bad Vlad – and not due the fact the government have swallowed the Green Deal ‘renewables’ lie and expect solar panels to power the country – in Winter (Que? WTF?) – or the wind turbines to rotate when the wind don’t blow – and all down to the climate change  / global warming flawed science lies that saw the closure of coal mines and an end to offshore oil n gas exploration – and apathetic approach to updating and expanding nuclear power resources.

So, prepare thyself, Biblical fashion, for a cold n dark Winter – and Christmas – to come – and a manifestation not to be helped along by the marked drop in solar activity now gathering pace, with one consequence being a predicted decrease in planetary temperatures – from Mercury to Pluto – and as our Earth is commonly regarded as the sole ‘inhabited’ planet in the Sun’s satellite system since we migrated here, from Mars, countless Millennia ago, then cometh the time to run up some further credit card debt, and invest in a 20+ tog duvet, woolly beanies and socks, gloves and thermal underwear – and too perhaps a few gallons of anti-freeze safely stocked away – along with a pair of snow shoes (discarded tennis rackets might suffice – (take a peek in Serena Williams’ wheelie bin), a sledge, and a pet huskie.

Okay, perhaps the latter is of a slightly facetious nature, but, joking aside, if we do a swift reality check, are we, the ever-marginalised and shit-upon useless eater class sick to the back – and front – teeth with the state of current affairs and the globalist scams? You fuckin’ betcha, baby.

Covid 1984 / SARS / lockdowns / mRNA toxic vaxx shots / global warming / climate change / sea levels rising / zero carbon / New Green Deal / economic collapse / WEF Great Resets / Fourth Industrial Revolutions (how silly). All more at scent than substance propaganda bullshit– and while the Powers That Think They Be rub the common herd’s nose in the fact we know sweet  fuck all – and they’re the Masters of the Universe – what a collective of wankers they actually are.

Never to learn, all the centuries – millenniums – they have been repeating this ‘better than you’ scam – and they self-devour – self-immolate – every fucking time. They can’t help it - inbred mutant genetic flaws – either they become extinct due their chronic habit of inbreeding with IQ deficient haemophiliac stock – basically fucking ones cousins n sisters – or brothers - then the common herd finally get super-pissed-off and take them out – an extinction level event scenario – and history repeats itself – ergo 1789 and 1917 being the more recent ruling class elimination episodes.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

HAARP Hurricane Flattens Florida

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Evil Yankee Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Deep State High Crimes’ – a timely scandalous exposé of ‘Man Made Weather Crises’ from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The Chinese whispers snitch n grasser network is buzzing with all manner of chatter and innuendo suggesting the foul weather incident that this past week virtually ‘flattened’ Florida was not as President Joe 'Dementia' Bidet claims - a result of climate change - but rather another HAARP-generated ‘sneak attack’ event as ‘fuck you’ retaliation aimed principally at the state’s Republican Governor, Ron DeSantis, for pissing off the Shite House ruling Democraps, by shipping a two score n ten contingent of illegal Venezuelan immigrants out of his back yard – and depositing them on the main ‘Snob Row’ thoroughfare of the ultra-conservative, WASP billionaire-infested Massachusetts island R & R leisure resort of Martha’s Vineyard.

While boasting to be a haven of empathy and inclusiveness for the downtrodden and marginalised of global society, the hypocrisy-ridden residents of Moneybags Island – (whose number includes fake Hawaiian ‘Indonesian Muslim’ ex-President Barky Obama and his pre-op’ tranny partner Big Mike, plus their two adopted daughters) - lost no time in contacting their bought n paid for state governor, Charlie Baker – and rep’s in Congress and the Senate, demanding immediate action – which resulted in the National Guard being mobilised, who rounded up and trucked out the so-recently arrived visitors to a military joint base compound on Cape Cod.

Insider gossip and scuttlebutt are pointing the fickle finger of fate for the Florida landfall HAARP hurricane targeting on orders issued by Pentagon Joint Chiefs of Staff top dog General, ‘Thoroughly Modern’ Milley – in collusion with Shite House gophers Antony Blinkered - and Defence Sec’ Lloyd Austin – he tainted by scandalous notoriety viz being a former habitue of Washington’s Chevy Chase-based Comet Ding Dong (Pizzagate) kiddie fiddling destination.

The names of ‘Tropical Storm Payback’, and also ‘Hurricane Fuck You’ were suggested by a gaggle of moronic Shite House staffers playing around with a bucket of Scrabble tiles, but smarter minds decided they were a bit too ‘in yer face’ obvious, thus the ‘inoffensive’ (sic) moniker of Ian was selected by the NOAA and Alaska’s Gakona-based HAARP team for the man-made Category 4 storm.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

King Chazzer Takes Orders from Truss

The Sunday Shitraker gutter press tabloid reports that the Tory Nasty Party’s mini Thatcher wannabee Slime Minister, Bizzy Lizzy Truss, had personally objected to King Chazzer III attending the international Cop27 / 2022 United Nations Climate Change Conference at Egypt’s Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Shite in November, to deliver one of his patronising Doom n Gloom / End of Times speeches to delegates – and further promote his personal paranoid climate alarmism and zero-carbon 'green agenda' tripe.

While neither Downing Street nor Fuckingham Palace spokespersons would comment on the report which stated the King had fervently wished to attend the Cop27 international climate change summit, a No 10 source downplayed the Truss 'control factor' and claimed it was ‘ridiculous’ to suggest that a Tory Crime Minister ‘gives orders’ to the monarch – aka King Chazzer – he so previously elevated from his earlier incarnation as Prince Dobby-Big-Ears of Wales.

Hmmm, and that is so much bullshit too – just view the attached piccy below, of serial divorcee and low life money lending usury agent, Evelyn de Rothshite, of the stinking rich German / Sabbatean Red Shield tribe - prodding a most 'we are not amused' Prince Dobby Saxe Coburg und Gotha in the chest with a nasty, pointed finger - and telling him, bitch fashion, WTF is – or is not - going down.

Emperor Evelyn de Rothshite - (aka Redshield Ronny, the control freak CEO of the Chosen People Bank - and Promised Land Finance) – allows ego to surpass intellect, and imprudently reminds Prince Dobby who the fuck is in charge of the known Universe.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/king-charles-set-to-miss-cop27-international-climate-change-summit/372493

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Who Blew Up The Pipelines?

President Vlad Putrid’s (actually the Russian peoples’) money-spinning Nord Stream natural gas pipelines, laid across the length of the Motherland - from the Western Siberian wells to the Vyborg and UST-Luga coastal terminals, and along the bed of the Baltic Sea to their European consumer destination points - have been holed in several locations by undersea sabotage explosive devices – which, at this juncture in time, uncertainty surrounds what the cause was – terrorist dolphins, or torpedoes, or diver-laid shaped charges – or who were the actual rogue nation state ‘Whodunit’ actors.

However, the IQ-deficient President of the good ole US of A, ‘Dementia Joe’ Bidet, in true blue McCarthyism fashion, obviously points the fickle finger of Fate and blames his enemy of choice – Russia, and the reviled Vlad Putrid - for acts of self-harm sabotage.

Conversely, any fucker n their dog with a couple of memory cells still functioning, (unlike Alzheimer’s Joe) will recall both the brain-dead Bidet ‘and’ that grossly fat slug of a meddling ‘career diplomat’ (sic) Victoria Nuland – the porcine Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs - and long-term Mid-East and Ukraine political meddler – (plus being the spouse of 9/11 false flag attack plot participant, Robert Kagan – the pro-Zionist co-founder (with Billy Bob Kristol) of the now-defunct neoconservative Project for a New American Century think tank) – have so recently been recorded – on public broadcast mass media networks - independently bragging – and threatening - they had the military means – and political will – to fuck Russia - and Vlad Putrid - in the ass, by taking out the Nord Stream pipelines.

Further adding to the ‘Yanks Done It’ culpability factor, the US officially views the sabotage of the Nord Stream gas pipelines as a ‘tremendous opportunity’ to wean the continent off Russian energy; Sickretary of State, Antony Blinkered, informed one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette.

Quote: “It’s a tremendous opportunity to once and for all remove the dependence on Russian energy and thus to take away from President Putrid the weaponization of energy as a means of advancing his imperialist designs.”

Que? WTF was that last bit? Imperialist designs? Here we have the neo-colonial expansionist United States of America frying pan resorting to gross hypocrisy and calling the Russian kettle ‘black arse’.

As to Russia being responsible, the pipelines are / were both shut down due ‘maintenance’ (sic) – albeit, in all truth, turned off to deprive supply and thus issue a ‘Winter is coming’ penalty warning to northern European nation end-users – due the NATO members of Europe issuing sanctions against Russia viz their land grab war of aggression in Ukraine.

Thus, from a point of logical progression, why the fuck would Putrid blast holes in his own pipelines when the Russian supply-end of the pipes is where the On / Off spigot valves are?

For the record, and the edification of readers, the source of flow for the Nord Stream 1 and 2 natural gas pipelines is the Bovanenkovo fields in Western Siberia, on the Kara Sea’s Yamal Peninsula – which holds estimated oil and gas condensate deposits of five trillion cubic metres – a natural resource reserve that petroleum geologists refer to, and deify as, ‘one hell of a lot of fucking gas’ - and one solely owned by Gulag Gaz oligarch, Oleg Mobsaroubles, a close associate of President Putrid.

Regardless of the ‘Vlad is Bad’ character assassination campaign currently being driven by US political hacks and their stooge media system, the Deep State actors that pulled this stunt are a sight ‘badder’ than Vlad.

Ergo, the US Deep State / CIA bunglers might well be engaged in a campaign of Chinese whispers that ‘Putrid did it!’ – but the sore thumb truth – for all concerned – is one of ‘the Yanks did it!’ Amen.

Conversely, this does not sit well with international conspiracy theory proponent speculation that the egocentric Swedish climate change doom gremlin, Greta Wankberg, may have had a hand in the sabotage plot.

There again, it’s a bit of a smack in de gob coincidence that both the Nord Stream pipelines – and ‘only’ the Nord Stream pipelines - were sabotaged on the same day that the all-new Norwegian Gaz-System ‘Baltic Pipe’ commenced supplying an unlimited flow of natural gas to Poland, via Denmark.

More to the point of ‘motive’, the pipeline is at the centre of Poland's strategy to diversify its gas supplies away from Russia, that began years before Moscow's  invasion of Ukraine – and resulting EUSSR sanctions - triggered a global energy and supply chain crisis.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Plod Squad Goon Wins Brutality Award

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Nasty Establishment Ass' skewed news feature we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Plod Squad Stasi Thugs Out of Control – a timely scandalous exposé of 'uniformed police thuggery' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

This blog post is dedicated to expose and shame the fast, cheap and outa control Woke Plod Squad members who attended – and participated in – this utterly disgraceful and mindless display of overkill force and brutality, all executed in the name of a non-crime offence.

First off, we recommend our readers view the short, 10 minute, cell phone video recording, wisely compiled by the hapless ‘victim’s’ terrified, and highly irate, wife, to thus understand the essence of this egomaniac gobshite Plod Squad control freak scrote lecturing the unfortunate member of the public demographic ‘Victim’ confrontation – and the lardy uniformed slob later hectoring and threatening the victim’s spouse – all clearly narrated by blogger Paul Joseph Watson - and then, read on.

Both YouTube and Icke website URL recordings are the same – just doubled up (and downloaded) before the ‘Powers That Wanna Be’ have the highly  embarrassing – and humiliating - video shit-canned by the website host.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs4d9iDnEds

https://davidicke.com/2022/09/29/pc-dickhead-and-the-rest-of-the-dickheads-at-cheshire-police-has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed/

To wit, a review of Paul Joseph Watson’s attached You Tube presentation is a brilliant expose of the utterly disgraceful, egocentric / lack of control behaviour of the officious PC Dickhead – as he is so rightly referred to by the star-crossed ‘Victim’ in the video – scrupulously recorded for posterity by said victim’s terrified spouse - and serves to further undermine whatever confidence our civilian population has – or rather ‘had’ - in these so-called taxpayer-funded (some joke on us) ‘public servants’ when they flaunt an ego of oppression that far surpasses their limited intellect.

Ergo, if this is the calibre of wanker who is being recruited, put in uniform, and issued with a telescopic steel Asp baton, pepper spray, a Taser – and quite often an actual ‘shoots bullets firearm’ - then even a most cursory observation would conclude that something is very wrong with the selection, assessment, and recruitment process for aspiring plod squadders - if thugs, sadists, rapists and murderers are qualifying for, and wearing, a navy blue uniform and stab vest – then let loose, unchecked, in the public domain, to massage their inflated egos.

To all intents and purposes, the entire ‘attending back up reinforcement contingent’ is seemingly NLP brainwashed with Woke political correctness dogma, which appears to have been transcribed directly from Orwellian policies - and the Satanic Apocrypha’s 'End Times' scenario.

In the stretch of my three score and ten (plus) lifetime the Police Force have diminished in attitude and worth from a service that was respectful and polite, operated on a common sense and logic basis – who wore ties and had shiny boots – into the current force of ‘I’m right n you are wrong’ egocentric, gobshite thugs in paramilitary kit, and armed with Taser zappers, who ignore violent crimes and burglaries while targeting anyone who dares resort to an ingrained human nature reaction and breach the fascist tenets of Section 5 – by vocalising an opinion or, Heavens forbid, speaking a Truth that might cause offence to some neo-liberal Woke cult snowflake.

One must pause and ponder, who the fuck is training these uniformed clowns – ex-Nazi Gestapo or Okhrana / KGB instructors? The People’s Utopia of China’s notorious Guoanbu? Iran’s very nasty Savak – now renamed as the Pava ‘public order’ agency? Or the NorKor’s sinister finger-nail ripping Bowibu – or the KSA’s dreaded Mabaheth – the guys who chop dissident journalists to bits inside their Istanbul embassy?

Sarcasm and parody besides, the Plod Squad’s Woke political correctness cult insanity has gone overboard - for a purportedly non-political organisation – now flying LGBT-QWERTY rainbow flags and arresting any hapless sod (see video) who dares breach the bonkers canons of the Public Order Act 1936 (revised 1986) Section 5 – and fronts the brazen audacity to question 'the issue' and state the Truth, or the Obvious – for that is Woke hypocrisy fascism - sold at discount rates, with a leftie neo-liberalism brand tag attached.

This has always been the ‘mission creep’ modus operandi of the ‘rightfully paranoid’ Establishment / Corporatocracy – empowering their Plod Squad Stasi thugs to employ and practice a ‘standard operating procedure’ of heavy-handed, over-reach aggression – while being wholly incapable of logical, linear thought processes.

Obviously to muzzle the anti-government sentiment of critical thinking dissenters and activists - and to detain, search, interrogate, threaten and generally harass any fucker and their dog as they see fit; then terrorise them into obeisant compliance – or otherwise imprison such individuals on concocted charges - all in defence of the realm – aka the elitist special interests ‘status quo’.

One shining light of right-thinking is High Court Judge, Mr Justice Julian Knowles, who handed down a Section 5 breach ‘case dismissed’ judgement that ‘no-one has the right ‘not’ to be offended’ – for the right to be offended does not exist in our pluralistic society.

Ergo, Section 5 criteria stands in defiance of every tenet of the common sense, and the logic code - but one cannot rationalise with the irrational where the ‘I’m Offended’ Wokester code applies.

Sound legal advice from Grand Dad states: never engage with a cop about anything - without an attorney present – for the only difference between them and criminals is that they wear a uniform – and both parties likely brother members of the reviled, corruption-ridden Free Mason cabal.

Police - Protectors of the Elitist Establishment’s Status Quo, and no more – especially not the Public Estate. And here the enigma lies: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Who watches the watchers?).

Id est, no portion of the afore-mentioned hardly serves to scrape the festering scum off the Plod Squad’s ledger of misdeeds and criminality.

We are sadly reminded of PC Simon Harwood’s 2009 ‘death strike’ Asp blow -  delivered in true craven fashion – from behind - on innocent Big Issue seller, Ian Tomlinson. Then, also on CCTV video and recorded for posterity, pushed him violently to the ground – where he struck his head and shed his mortal coil minutes later – and Harwood escaped a guilty verdict for manslaughter. Justice denied.

Anyone still remember the Met’s pathetic excuse for a Commissioner – Cressida Dick - under whose ‘Gold Commander’ watch the 2005 Operation Kratos (aka Operation Total Fuckup) ‘shoot first’ policy murder of an innocent ethnic Portuguese-Brazilian electrician, Jean Charles da Silva e de Menezes, took place - executed sans ‘due process’ - by a squad of gung ho SO19 firearms officers - as he boarded a train at Stockwell tube station on his way to work - mistaken by the Moron Squad for a suspected Middle East Arab terrorist named Mohammed al Patsy.

Then, on a more recent note, we have PC Wayne Couzens, sort of exceeding his Plod Squad authority and jurisdiction – by abducting Sarah Everard on her way home - for the purpose of forced sexual gratification (aka ‘rape’) – then murdering her.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63162881 : New Met police unit investigating plod abuse claims

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7710009/Right-offended-does-not-exist-says-High-Court-judge.html

https://www.college.police.uk/article/barred-list

https://crimebodge.co.uk/the-10-worst-police-forces-most-corrupt-complaints-system/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33635962 : Hundreds of police officers convicted in past three years

https://news.sky.com/story/revealed-how-many-police-officers-in-your-area-have-criminal-convictions-12024290

https://www.met.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/mis/met/upcoming-hearings/