Dickhead to Run Met Plod Squad Forever

In the face of a broad spectrum of criticism, and calls for the fatuous imbecile to be gone, the Met's graft n corruption tainted Plod Squad Commissioner, Cressida Dickhead, has been given a two-year contract extension - in recognition of her past history of classical fuckups.

In a statement released before the contract extension was announced, the Freemason-dominated / infested Metropolitan Police Federation issued a press statement claiming that, in their unqualified – yet sycophantic and biased – opinion, Dame Mustard & Cress had the full support of the rank and file London Police – and any plod – or police dog – that disagreed would be copping a P45 come Friday.

Sir Percival Dorkpuller, the official spokesperson for the MPF - which represents more than 30,000 plods in London - stated for the public record: "We have suffered this commissioner for a number of years now and are convinced she is still the best candidate for the role."

"It is easy for the leftie news tabloids to comment and criticise from the side-lines – but we have our own backs to watch – and Cressy knows where so many skeletons are hanging – or buried - especially so regarding the multitude of scandalous 'deaths in custody' that were never prosecuted - and I personally do not want to end up like her infamous Stockton Tube Station double-double tapped Brazilian electrician casualty - gunned down in error by trigger-happy SO19 thugs, as he looked a bit like a Mid-Eastern Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist type."

And that statement sums up the entire Plod Squad of Broken Britain – if this cunt is the best candidate for the job then something is fundamentally wrong with the selection / recruitment process, when IQ-deficient incompetents, sexual deviants, control freak sadistic wannabes, career criminals and utter morons are the core elements of the police force.

There again, just take a butchers at the past 'roll of honour' (sic) Met Commissioners / career onanists alike Sir Robert Mark, David 'Tennis' McNee, Paul Condom, and Bernie Hulk Hogan Howe.                                          

With wankers of this ilk in charge, little wonder the 'Great' prefix to Britain has been downgraded, first to 'Broken' and now, thanks to this absurd Covid-1984 scamdemic, to 'Food Bank'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58518146

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Covid-1984: The Ultimate Killer

 

SNP Cop £150,000 Fine for Nuisance Voter Calls

A dodgy PR contractor hired by the Edinburg-based ruling SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) political regime has been fined £150,000 quid for making more than half a million nuisance 'Vote for Nicola' calls to Scottish voters.

An investigation by Information Commissioner Hector McTadger's office found that the SNP-contracted Dial-a-Dickhead PR company broke the law by making unsolicited calls to any fucker and their dog who might be persuaded to vote for the 'Independence-obsessed' Nickerless '666' Sturgeon in future election ballots – and support her egocentric push for a 'Breakaway from Worstminster' vote - then re-join the EUSSR and have Nonceland back under Brussels unelected jackboot.

Dial-a-Dickhead's operators phoned numbers which had been registered with the Telephone Preference Service (TPS) where people had not given their permission to receive calls from corruption-ridden political organisations – especially those such as the SNP – a low life manned political machine forever marked with notoriety for being led by the Porky Pict Groper, Alexi Salmond – a clown then succeeded in political leadershit role by the ginger-mingin Wee Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon (another fish?) and her crew of nonce-protector minions - a cabal of vermin who infest Scotland's entire sodomite / pederast ridden executive 'and' Masonic-dominated criminal bureaucracy – Judiciary, Plod Squad, Civil Service - and news media.

Commissioner McTadger's investigation found that Dial-a-Dickhead's erring operators disguised the phone numbers they were calling from and used false 'Sassenach-sounding' names.

More than 5,000,000 complaints were made – (one of the highest numbers ever received since the Alex Salmond sexual abuse joke of a trial 'not guilty' verdict) – viz the calls made between November 2019 and March 2020.

Complaints included Dial-a-Dickhead's canvassers stating the SNP were willing to bypass foster care scrutiny interviews for any registered sex offenders willing to vote for the SNP - and door-knock canvas for Independence.

Another was Dial-a-Dickhead's promo offer to have child abuse sex offender prosecution cases heard in the Granite City Aberdeen courts – where, with a clique of pederasts rumoured to sit as presiding Sheriffs, any such convictions would result in a short community service sentence – window cleaning duty around the Ferryhill area.

Commissioner McTadger informed gutter press hacks he had ordered Dial-a-Dickhead's directors to cease and desist making unsolicited political party promotion calls for the SNP – specifically those with blatant 'bribe' offers of a free pass to the regular law society run Glasgow and Edinburg-staged Violate Club BD/SM gatherings – with a promise of a 'tickle n tease' spanking from none other than guest Dominatrix, Madame Nicola.

Kam Air Overrun With 'Club Fled' Fliers

Kabul Airport experiences a rush for flights out - to any fucking where - as the Taliban's unwashed Jolly Jihad 'Beardie Brigade' mujahideen seize control of the Afghan crapital and Chaos becomes the order of the day.

As a veritable tsunami of passport-less 'refugee class' passengers scramble to board the aircraft and take advantage of the free body armour n bandages concession, the more canny avoid the free for all 'push n rush' pandemonium, and apply the same principle of culturally-accepted travel seating - widely used across Asia on both buses and trains - on top of the aircraft - parachutes optional.

Taliban Thank Biden for Military Upgrades

Oh woe and behold: the two decades-long 'Nation Building' military occupation of Afghanistan by the Great Satan / Dis-United States has morphed into yet another major fubar, to be entered into the Big American Book of Monumental Fuck-Ups – and just the latest act of US insanity dispensed from the Oval Office's Resolute desk by Bludger Joe Bidet and his dipshit advisors – already quite an extensive litany of snafus recorded in the history texts since the 1898 false flag sinking of the USS Maine in Havana harbour – with that self-harm piece of back-stabbing provocation blamed on the hapless Spanish – to justify the seizure of Cuba and herald Dewey's ensuing invasion of Madrid's Republic of the Philippines 'Far East - Pacific Gateway' colony.

And the Havana incidence of international skulduggery marked the first greed-motivated neo-colonial Manifest Destiny misadventure on a long road of foreign meddling and arrogant military aggressions that have resulted in mass civilian casualties and devastated infrastructures - culminating in deadlocks and eventual craven withdrawals - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance - this imperial hubris - that dominates the dingbat Shite House bureaucracy and the Pentagon's Joint Chiefs of Staff Generalissimo's delusional 'invincibility' culture. 

Really, these plonkers could collectively fuck up a perfectly good anvil.

Yep, the Sabbatean Zionist Israeli-Mossad / US Deep State Mil-Ind complex conspired – and enacted - false flag attacks on 9/11 provided the fairy tale scripted 'playground bully boy' excuse to invade Greater Arabia, seize n control essential pipeline land routes – and oil / gas natural resources – and the Afghan opium fields – warrant and validate the establishment of geo-strategic military bases across the entire region - while simultaneously delivering the coup de grace to Mid-East political regimes not too subservient to the Great Satan's demands in the New World Order greater scheme - of things yet to come.

And of course Afghanistan was first on the fiendish agenda to be invaded by the US-led witch hunters – to purportedly track down their more at scent than substance Islamic enemy of choice – the 9/11 'mastermind' – Mohammed al Patsy – and his sidekick, Big Al Qaeda - and their arch-villain cohort, Osama Bin Bag Laden.

For a while all went to plan. Gas pipeline route secured. Opium production  / heroin processing and distribution all under CIA aegis. But when it comes down to the bullshit mass media ./ press releases of the day – ignore the fucking lot – specifically Dubya Bush's unqualified arrogant declaration of 2003 – 'We have won the global war on terror'.  

Bollocks. No such thing. Not one single entity of that moronic invading force had a fucking clue viz the socio-political cultural makeup of Afghanistan – which has never been a nation – then, or now - but a series of tribal lands / domains – with their own warlord chieftains and rules for how things are done. Hence the sobriquet: 'The Graveyard of Empires' bestowed upon the long history of would-be foreign invaders – from the time of Alexander of Macedonia.

So, to cut to the chase and get down to the nitty-gritty, by 2003 the Taliban were out of the mainstream picture and underground – with a Western muppet on the throne in Kabul – and for the next 20 years the US / NATO alliance 'trained' (sic) the ragtag, IQ-deficient goat-fucking sodomite dross comprising the ranks of the Afghan military.

Let's fast forward some twenty years, to August 2021 – circa 'current era' – and the Western US / UK et al Coalition of the Willing military forces now pull out of Afghanistan – a 'cut n run' shambles - leaving this Western trained – and expensively well armed – Afghan-born n bred military machine in charge of defending the country – from enemies without - and within.

This was the long-awaited clarion call for the Taliban to finally get their combat sandals on and kick start a force of arms political take-over - then hoof out the Occidental running dog bitch bureaucracy / government stooges and re-install their Sharia state Islamic Utopia.

And voila, a mere fleeting ten days after the Western military forces have withdrawn en mass, the Taliban are back in Kabul and running the show – while the incumbent Western shill government – along with the Afghan (US-trained) military – have done a proverbial runner – with the less self-preservation motivated throwing down their US weapons and relying on Taliban sympathy.

Ha, sympathy – a word located in the dictionary – between 'shit' and 'syphilis' – but one wholly alien to the barbarian nature of the Taliban's Islamic empathy-deficient credo.

To wit, 20 years of hands-on US 'specialist' military training – (which way round the cartridges go into an M16 magazine) - and the Afghan army are still collectively fit for fuck all – apart from a Snagglepuss-style Exit Stage Left escape – heading out, faster than shit through a proverbial goose, for the neighbouring Pakiland and Uzbek borders – and safety -  abandoning in their craven wake a strew of extensive arsenals stacked with pristine US military ordnance - armoured Humvees n Black Hawk choppers n MQ-9 Reaper drones. OMG! - we've seen better organised riots.

Footnote: Dubya Bush's 'We have won the global war on terror' is reminiscent of an earlier 'two decade' US military fubar entanglement - Vietnam - and Nixon's 1975 'Peace With Honour' hypocrisy blather viz the 'Fall of Saigon' as the Great Satan retreated - leaving their South Vietnamese muppets (Kabul style today) to cop the consequences of siding with a cabal of self-appointed egocentric cunts who controlled the monopoly on global bullying.

Stop Press latest: Kabul's Hamid Kamikaze Airport - (where scores are reported to have been killed as a consequence of hanging on the outside of airborne planes - and thousands clamber over each other, lemming style – including a legion of Taliban rag-arse deserters – attempt to leave the country (for a better life in the despised West) - has now re-opened - under Chinese military control.

Senses Affected by the Covid-1984 Virus

 

Dystopia Britain Becomes Dis-United Kingdom

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: 'Covid-1984 Great Reset / New Abnormal Drives Global Scale Cultural Divisions' – another scandalous exposé special edition from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Nowt more authoritarian – nay, fascist – (and do not hindsight and history remind us that fascism spreads like a raging firestorm in a pine forest) - than the roll-out of vaxxed certificates and passports.

WTF next for this burgeoning civil rights crisis morphing into a totalitarian control freak cum panopticon surveillance society dystopia? Plod Squad Stasi demands for 'Your papers!'

What a fucking state of affairs Food Bank Britain is in – nothing 'Great' about Britain any more – and as for the 'United' Kingdom terminology – 'United' is the last thing to describe it.

All the culmination of a long-planned plot to degrade our culture and citizenship – swiftly morphing into a devolved mess of polarised, socio-political chaos – and far from any semblance of national unity - due panic-driven factors now multiplied to the N^th degree through this fascist Covid-1984 mRNA blood-curdling 'clot-shot' vaccine genetic roulette scare-a-thon scam - juggling with the common herd's inviolate DNA, and serving to stretch the chasm of ill-will between the vaxxed vs the anti-vaxxed sectors of our evolving two-tier apartheid society.

While the post WW2 Empire's Day pledge viz citizenship – along with continued lax immigration policy - has seen Britain flooded with nasty foreign types, collectively unwashed - (apart from the recent - and ongoing - influx's cross-Channel salt water dousings) - and alien to our Anglo-Saxon culture and religion – all ready to impose the sectarian worship of their intolerant pagan deities upon us – (venal acts collectively serving to disenfranchise Albion-born citizens of our once-sacred isle) – as these illegal moochers strut ashore on the beaches of Dover – scrounging hands out for the glittering prizes – and too, receiving such – while homeless Brits – (the genuine article) - are racked by malnutrition n dossing in alleys n shop doorways - Britain's home-grown jingoist politicos are hell bent on massaging their egos - in Welsh 'Sheep Shagger' Wales  - and Nonceland's paedo paradise, north of Hadrian's Wall, where that mental midget, the cringe-worthy Wee Nippy cunt Sturgeon, is currently (but not for much longer) lording it over the incumbent Scottish Nonce Party and pushing the jingoist Independence ticket – and doing an equally grand job of spreading national discord.

To wit, this is where we stand, self-appointed Corporate demagogues lord it over our 'elected' (sic) politicos and thus rule us – with the former elevating themselves to a delusional God-like status and wielding unbridled 'totalitarian' power – via their bureaucracy stooges - over the semi-literate common herd – a Great Reset state of affairs diametrically opposed to the true nature of life, of human existence – driven via the mass media propaganda machine – specifically television and 'smart' (sic) phones / social networks - resulting in the required state of 'voluntary' semi-comatose Pavlovian conditioning – to induce hopelessness and suck the life force spirit out of their 'victims' – therein an act of menticide – dumbing down the facilities of rational – and critical – thought, to drive the common herd sheeple 'victims' into a state of compliant mass psychosis – with individuality, innovation, and creativity, stifled – and ceasing to thrive - thus paving a pathway to complete socio-economic ruination.

But this is WTF happens when We, the People, (aka the despised 'tax-paying' common herd sheeple) get into the habit of trusting a government and its inherent bureaucracy to tell the truth and put the public welfare first and foremost – then, this misguided evangelical faith besides, take our eyes off the ball and focus on officialdom's purposeful 'distractions'. We get 'deservedly' shafted.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – this is a symptom of our New Abnormal – and there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – (aka 'the Truth') - and exposing the fact this entire fake Wuhan 400 virus epidemic is a sinister distraction scam to be blamed for the Great Reset / imminent crashing of the world's financial markets and the complete Crapitalist debt-based monetary structure - (a defective n broken system that's been on life support for years) – resulting in a radical restructuring of the entire global economy with CBDCs - a la 2008 scenario on steroids - wherein the 99.9% disenfranchised poor get even poorer and the 0.01% elevated to a great category level of 'stinking rich' when picking up the post-apocalypse crashed commercial market commodities at cents on the dollar.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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