In today's festive season 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readership the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.
Subject: God's Chosen People did this? Barbaric war criminals.
https://www.rt.com/news/413393-palestinian-wheelchair-killed-idf/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=aplication_chrome&utm_campaign=chrome
Wheelchair-bound man with no legs killed by IDF in Gaza during Jerusalem protest. Yet another Palestinian Muslim Semite protester bites the dust.
Disabled man murdered in Gaza Strip by Israeli Defence Force's ZioNazi psycho thugs - for daring to question whose 'Promised Land' Palestine actually is.
Rochdale Council drops town centre swearing ban.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-42329254
What they need to implement and enforce is a ban on local authority Masonic bigwigs and dirty deviant MPs - like rabid Rochdale's Cyril 'Fatberg' Smith - using the town's child care facilities and orphanages as their personal paedo brothels for sexually molesting defenceless kids.
Birds banned from Bristol trees.
Pigeon spikes on Clifton area trees branded idiotic.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42409884
The avian-unfriendly Hillcrest Estate Management Co have covered the tree branches at their 'prestigious' Bartlett Court Flats property with nasty spikes to prevent birds perching or roosting in the arboreal surroundings and shitting on resident's cars parked below – a move slammed by avian fauna experts as declaring war on wildlife – as the spikes also impede and obstruct the local squirrel population from using the tree branches as a predator-free highway.
Hmmm, no fucker at Bartlett Court Flats know how to operate a bucket n sponge n wash leather?
HR McMaster weighs in on North Korea nuclear threat.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-42403260/hr-mcmaster-weighs-in-on-north-korea-nuclear-threat
In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC's Andrew 'Bat Ears' Marr, Donald Chump's paranoid–psycho Neo-Con National Security Adviser, HR 'Baldy' McMaster, said that the United States has "to be prepared, if necessary, to compel the denuclearisation of North Korea", with or without their cooperation.
Hmmm, pity some fucker doesn't de-nuke the Great Satan – for unlike the NorKors – who have never nuked anyone – so far – while the good ole US of A dropped not one - but two - experimental stage / prototype radiation-rich nuclear bombs on Japan in August 1945 – to see what damage an air burst would do to a civilian infrastructure target – and the 'real-time' after-effects of radiation poisoning.
Arch EUSSR Remainiac and all-round Brussels stooge, Anna Soubry, the incumbent Tory Nasty Party MP for Snottingham's Botox constituency, opined to the House of Conmans assembly that white British people need to learn more from the Muslim community.
http://kippercentral.com/2017/12/16/soubry-white-british-learn-muslims/
In keeping with her customary failure to engage before opening gob, Ms Sourpuss, speaking at Parliament's Eid-ul-Adha meeting following the election of the cellulite-loaded Halimah Khaled as the first Muslim Mayor of Broxtowe - went into total ass-kissing mode, stating that Ms Khaled was rightly proud of her faith – and she and her Islamic community could teach bog-standard ignorant Christian white British people 'many a good thing' and make our once-sceptred isle 'a better country'.
So, WTF do we have to learn from immigrant stock Halimah Khaled (whose family deserted their Third World dump to migrate to Britain) – and her Muslim community – none of whom have ever fully integrated – keeping their own language and religion – and various toxic aspects of Sharia Law – and fostering a Jolly Jihad / Saracen Scallies terrorist culture.
Leicestershire County Council's 'food Nazis' are copping a veritable barrage of ridicule after pontificating on how many sprouts their borough residents should eat per serving of Christmas dinner.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42412274
A tweet advising festive diners that six is the magic sprout number drew public reactions ranging from people pissing themselves in laughter at the absurdity of the 'Six sprouts = ONE portion - Don't overeat' post - to others branding the council as a bunch of gobshite 'know-all n know fuck all' control freaks.
The Council's Department of the Environment spokesperson, Alderwoman Chlamydia Mingerot, informed one gutter press hack from the Flatulence Review that 'Eating too many sprouts over the festive season can induce a virtual 'fart attack' and result in massive discharges of methane – which is knocking holes in our ozone layer. Hence the sprout portion advisory is in keeping with the UN's global warming / climate change carbon cap and credits exchange offset guidelines.'
While Brexiteers insist that no transition period – or money-grubbing divorce fee – is required for Broken Britain to give the EUSSR fascist community the finger, Terry Mayhem and 'Donkey David' Davis argue that the UK must abide by the Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy's extra two year transition period following the 29 March 2019 bye-bye date – and continue to get financially shafted (robbed blind) - obeying the rules of the single market and the customs union until 2021.
https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/12/two-year-brexit-transition-period-will-not-be-long-enough
Okay, who the fuck do we need as Tory leader to pull off a 'no deal / hard Brexit n get our asses out of the EUSSR immediately – if not sooner – thus impressing on the Brussels kleptocrats that we mean 'World Trade business – and tell them to stick their extortionate £100 zillion nicker divorce fee.
The Reverend Dodgeson's White Queen told Alice Liddell she could do six impossible things before breakfast – but that delusional old biddy's the stuff of fiction n myth – so how about Jacob Rees-Mogg – aka the Mighty Mogg – a no-nonsense driven and determined Tory Brexiteer with a sense of 'Can Do' purpose – as Terry 'Transition Period' Maybot, unlike the White Queen, looks to be incapable of doing 'one possible' thing before March 2019 – if then.
Responding to a question viz death threats made against treasonous MPs who have stood up to be counted with the Remainiac camp, House of Conmans Speaker John Bercow defends their right to behave like EUSSR / Brussels stooges and vote on Brexit in line with personal agendas - and not the will of the people who put them in office.
Okay, let's see if the voting demographic hold the same skewed opinion at the ballot box come the next election.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/286701/John-Bercow-squanders-37-000-on-a-portrait-of-himself
Hmmm, is this the very same short-arsed Bercow who squandered some £37,000 quid of taxpayers cash on a vanity oil portrait of himself, plus ego-boosting heraldic coat of arms .... along with 350 postcard-sized 'Selfie' photographs costing £££ mega-bucks of public funds - plus £2,000 worth of beeswax candles, then £700 quid to tune his 'official' grand piano - and let's not forget the £50,000 nicker paid to Tory paedo scum Lord Alistair McAlpine after his IQ-deficient gobshite missus, Sally the Slut, libelled the pederast peer?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Tuesday, 19 December 2017
Thursday, 14 December 2017
Man to get Married – World Holds Breath
In today's 'Celebrity Adoration Throttles Common Sense’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest on the brain-dead antics of the 'Big Cheese' fascination addicted common herd sheeple and 'What If Harry Is A Ginger Mingin Gay?' gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, the banner headline encapsulates it all: Man to get Married – World holds Breath.
Really, the fact that Harry Hewitt – a prince and member of the inbred mutant Saxe-Coburg-Gotha und Windsor 'divine right to rule' parasite clan he might be – is hardly the first bloke to get wed.
Yet the useless eater sheeple can't get enough of anything remotely 'Royal'- same when Prince Dobby married the People's Princess, Diana – then heir-apparent Bald Willy got hitched to Gypsy Kate Middleclass – the rubber-necking peasantry gobbles it up.
Royal weddings, or births - and even funerals – the senseless reverence and veneration is repeated in vomitous displays of moronic flag-waving. For fuck's sake, these people are not your social betters – and for a fact, not even your equal.
Just set Chazzer or Bald Willy or that mangy Greek twat, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, to mend a flex, unblock the bog with a bucket of water, jump start the car on a frosty morning – or fix a puncture on your kid's bike.
Thanks to being born with a precious metal spoon in their gobs – plus an exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege - that's the type of street survival tricks they never got a medal or an extra bit of gold braid or another rainbow ribbon bar for.
(More is to the point – these wankers should be made aware it is illegal to sport unearned military medals and colours. See attached URL – Princess Annie Horseface has more gongs than General Goering and Emperor Bokassa combined).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/11471375/Medals-braid-sashes-what-exactly-are-the-military-uniforms-worn-by-the-Royal-family.html
So, back to the nitty-gritty. The Royal Cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, is to marry American divorcee and soap-grope actress (sic) Meghan Markle next May in St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle - the very same venue used by Prince Chazzer of Wales when he got hitched to his long-term bit-in-the-side shag, Gorgonzilla, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole.
Ms Markle, who by her own admission, has a touch of the African-American slave stock tar-brush running through her veins, will, alas, be bringing naught in the way of much needed genetic improvement to the inbred royal bloodline – apart from a probable 'downside' Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome addition.
The Fuckingham Palace grapevine is rife with rumours that Queen Lizzie is the one footing the tab for grandson Harry's wedding – a factor the anarchistic likes of Republic have Booed down – claiming it will be the taxpaying public getting billed – as per usual).
Oh yes, another classic Tavistock Institute mind control distraction exercise – fishing with celebrity bait – common herd sheeple swallow the lot – hook, line n sinker – and don't give a flying fuck what's going drastically wrong across the rest of the world.
As if we haven't had enough of the royal wedding propaganda / distraction media crap to keep the public's eye off the ball – and from focusing on our very own graft and corruption ridden House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds – all working in unison to upend the Brexit referendum vote and keep us beholden to the EUSSR and Brussels kleptocratic hierarchy – now the gutter press and Biased Broadcasting Corp are mesmerised with the fact that the gold-digging Meghan 'Princess Pushy' Markle (and probably Harry Hewitt too) is to spend Christmas with Queen Lizzie at Sandringham.
Gee! Wow! Now won't that be an interesting meet – with Markle taking a crash course in the art of supplicant curtseying.
"Have you come far?" ... "Yeah, all the fuckin' way from the Colonies."
We wonder, with baited breath, what scatterbrained Meghan expects to find under the Sandringham Xmas tree – from Queenie to her. A glittering crown? Token British citizenship? Probably a bottle of the Pestco Greedy Grocer's Chateau de Catpiss - buy one - get two free.
Ms Markle, 36, a former actress who portrayed butch lesbian double agent Sapphie Godermiche in US TV drama Sluts - also appeared in the sci-fi series Minge, playing FBI special agent Fellatti Gobblegook, and is perhaps most famous for her role as Ratface Jane in the remake of Alex Haley's Roots, shown on the 'Same Old Shite' channel in the UK.
Regardless, the woman has also grown a large social network following since getting Harry the Ranga between the sheets, with as many as 9 people faithfully following her posts on Instagram - and over 35 Twatter admirers after she linked to US President Donald Chump.
Markle became the Global Ambassador for World Vision Canada, which campaigns on behalf of zillionaire Microsoft toxic vaccine euthanasia fanatic, Billy Boy Gates for better medical 'stealthcare' for children around the world.
As part of her humanitarian work role, Markle travelled to Rwanda for the charity's 'Chop-a-Tutsi' anniversary celebrations and received the revered razor-sharp Golden Panga award from the genocidal war crimes President, Paul Kagame.
Yet confetti, bouquets n bluster aside, getting hitched to Harry won't be Ms Markle's first marriage – for in 2011 she married Hollywood film producer Billy Bob Dorkenstein, but the pair divorced two days later - after the drugs and booze wore off.
Such sordid reports have led to speculation that Markle's simply sickly sweet eye candy - a low life Yankie soap opera skanger who's had more pricks in her than the dartboard that fell off the wall at the Pikeys Arms pub last weekend.
To add to the calumny, Markle is currently a Devil worshipper who regularly attends Black Mass at Toronto's St Satan's Church for Latter Day Demonics - but will undergo an exorcism and be baptised into the Church of England faith by the Archbishop of Canterbury, prior to the wedding.
As if the fore-mentioned line of bullshit wasn't enough, Meghan Markle now wants to get to know the UK – warts and all. Well, in that case, how about a tour of Anfield, Liverpool 8, around pub closing time on a Saturday night – to get a real feel of Scouseland hospitality.
To further publicise their relationship and forthcoming matrimonial match, Prince Harry and Ms Markle will carry out their first official engagement together on Friday – with a walkabout visit to the Nottingham town centre's Christmas Market to gorge themselves on freebie glasses of hot toddy and steaming pork pies.
Plus the couple are currently working on plans to include the moronic public demographic in some way on their wedding day – reportedly by flogging the film rights to the BBC's subscription-viewing Shitflix channel – and thus ensuring UK viewers trot off down the Post Office and buy a valid telly licence.
Actual details of the Royal Wedding entourage are still to be announced but speculation is 'guesswork' rife, as always the case with Broken Britain's shit-for-brains media.
Conversely Flatbrokes, the UK's iconic High Street bookies, are fielding top odds on who will – and who won't – be part and parcel of the May 19th royal bash.
Order of dress for the 'big day'? Harry in his best dress Gruppenführer uniform - and her wedding gown embossed with silver Nazi SS lightning bolt runes. The best man? One of Harry's Hooray Henry pubic school chav boozing mates. The bridesmaids? A few of Meghan's soap actress bimbo cronies – and not those currently suing Harvey Fatberg for rape. A new royal title? How about Princess Pushy?
Thought for the day. One thing Ms Meghan Markle ain't – n never will be - is Diana Mk 2.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Yep, the banner headline encapsulates it all: Man to get Married – World holds Breath.
Really, the fact that Harry Hewitt – a prince and member of the inbred mutant Saxe-Coburg-Gotha und Windsor 'divine right to rule' parasite clan he might be – is hardly the first bloke to get wed.
Yet the useless eater sheeple can't get enough of anything remotely 'Royal'- same when Prince Dobby married the People's Princess, Diana – then heir-apparent Bald Willy got hitched to Gypsy Kate Middleclass – the rubber-necking peasantry gobbles it up.
Royal weddings, or births - and even funerals – the senseless reverence and veneration is repeated in vomitous displays of moronic flag-waving. For fuck's sake, these people are not your social betters – and for a fact, not even your equal.
Just set Chazzer or Bald Willy or that mangy Greek twat, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, to mend a flex, unblock the bog with a bucket of water, jump start the car on a frosty morning – or fix a puncture on your kid's bike.
Thanks to being born with a precious metal spoon in their gobs – plus an exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege - that's the type of street survival tricks they never got a medal or an extra bit of gold braid or another rainbow ribbon bar for.
(More is to the point – these wankers should be made aware it is illegal to sport unearned military medals and colours. See attached URL – Princess Annie Horseface has more gongs than General Goering and Emperor Bokassa combined).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/11471375/Medals-braid-sashes-what-exactly-are-the-military-uniforms-worn-by-the-Royal-family.html
So, back to the nitty-gritty. The Royal Cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, is to marry American divorcee and soap-grope actress (sic) Meghan Markle next May in St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle - the very same venue used by Prince Chazzer of Wales when he got hitched to his long-term bit-in-the-side shag, Gorgonzilla, the chain-smoking Duchess of Cornhole.
Ms Markle, who by her own admission, has a touch of the African-American slave stock tar-brush running through her veins, will, alas, be bringing naught in the way of much needed genetic improvement to the inbred royal bloodline – apart from a probable 'downside' Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome addition.
The Fuckingham Palace grapevine is rife with rumours that Queen Lizzie is the one footing the tab for grandson Harry's wedding – a factor the anarchistic likes of Republic have Booed down – claiming it will be the taxpaying public getting billed – as per usual).
Oh yes, another classic Tavistock Institute mind control distraction exercise – fishing with celebrity bait – common herd sheeple swallow the lot – hook, line n sinker – and don't give a flying fuck what's going drastically wrong across the rest of the world.
As if we haven't had enough of the royal wedding propaganda / distraction media crap to keep the public's eye off the ball – and from focusing on our very own graft and corruption ridden House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds – all working in unison to upend the Brexit referendum vote and keep us beholden to the EUSSR and Brussels kleptocratic hierarchy – now the gutter press and Biased Broadcasting Corp are mesmerised with the fact that the gold-digging Meghan 'Princess Pushy' Markle (and probably Harry Hewitt too) is to spend Christmas with Queen Lizzie at Sandringham.
Gee! Wow! Now won't that be an interesting meet – with Markle taking a crash course in the art of supplicant curtseying.
"Have you come far?" ... "Yeah, all the fuckin' way from the Colonies."
We wonder, with baited breath, what scatterbrained Meghan expects to find under the Sandringham Xmas tree – from Queenie to her. A glittering crown? Token British citizenship? Probably a bottle of the Pestco Greedy Grocer's Chateau de Catpiss - buy one - get two free.
Ms Markle, 36, a former actress who portrayed butch lesbian double agent Sapphie Godermiche in US TV drama Sluts - also appeared in the sci-fi series Minge, playing FBI special agent Fellatti Gobblegook, and is perhaps most famous for her role as Ratface Jane in the remake of Alex Haley's Roots, shown on the 'Same Old Shite' channel in the UK.
Regardless, the woman has also grown a large social network following since getting Harry the Ranga between the sheets, with as many as 9 people faithfully following her posts on Instagram - and over 35 Twatter admirers after she linked to US President Donald Chump.
Markle became the Global Ambassador for World Vision Canada, which campaigns on behalf of zillionaire Microsoft toxic vaccine euthanasia fanatic, Billy Boy Gates for better medical 'stealthcare' for children around the world.
As part of her humanitarian work role, Markle travelled to Rwanda for the charity's 'Chop-a-Tutsi' anniversary celebrations and received the revered razor-sharp Golden Panga award from the genocidal war crimes President, Paul Kagame.
Yet confetti, bouquets n bluster aside, getting hitched to Harry won't be Ms Markle's first marriage – for in 2011 she married Hollywood film producer Billy Bob Dorkenstein, but the pair divorced two days later - after the drugs and booze wore off.
Such sordid reports have led to speculation that Markle's simply sickly sweet eye candy - a low life Yankie soap opera skanger who's had more pricks in her than the dartboard that fell off the wall at the Pikeys Arms pub last weekend.
To add to the calumny, Markle is currently a Devil worshipper who regularly attends Black Mass at Toronto's St Satan's Church for Latter Day Demonics - but will undergo an exorcism and be baptised into the Church of England faith by the Archbishop of Canterbury, prior to the wedding.
As if the fore-mentioned line of bullshit wasn't enough, Meghan Markle now wants to get to know the UK – warts and all. Well, in that case, how about a tour of Anfield, Liverpool 8, around pub closing time on a Saturday night – to get a real feel of Scouseland hospitality.
To further publicise their relationship and forthcoming matrimonial match, Prince Harry and Ms Markle will carry out their first official engagement together on Friday – with a walkabout visit to the Nottingham town centre's Christmas Market to gorge themselves on freebie glasses of hot toddy and steaming pork pies.
Plus the couple are currently working on plans to include the moronic public demographic in some way on their wedding day – reportedly by flogging the film rights to the BBC's subscription-viewing Shitflix channel – and thus ensuring UK viewers trot off down the Post Office and buy a valid telly licence.
Actual details of the Royal Wedding entourage are still to be announced but speculation is 'guesswork' rife, as always the case with Broken Britain's shit-for-brains media.
Conversely Flatbrokes, the UK's iconic High Street bookies, are fielding top odds on who will – and who won't – be part and parcel of the May 19th royal bash.
Order of dress for the 'big day'? Harry in his best dress Gruppenführer uniform - and her wedding gown embossed with silver Nazi SS lightning bolt runes. The best man? One of Harry's Hooray Henry pubic school chav boozing mates. The bridesmaids? A few of Meghan's soap actress bimbo cronies – and not those currently suing Harvey Fatberg for rape. A new royal title? How about Princess Pushy?
Thought for the day. One thing Ms Meghan Markle ain't – n never will be - is Diana Mk 2.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday, 13 December 2017
KSA: The Great Leap Forward
Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In an attempt to shift it's ultra-conservative (read 'backward') Third World ass out of the current perpetual 15th C' Middle Ages (1440) Groundhog Day time warp, and join the Western world in the 21st Century, the barbarian kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced a series of iconoclastic reforms – already kick started with promoting a 32-year old Royal Raghead misfit - Mohammed Bin Bag Salmon Spread - to the position of Crown Prince - as opposed to the customary 'fit-to-drop' octogenarian 'next in line to the throne' selection.
One even more radical revisionist move involved the senility-ridden King Salman and Crown Prince Salmon Salad purging the Dog & Pony Show government (sic) of royal sleaze-mongers – first ousting Prince Neekni al Sahrawi from his post as head of the National Guard in a series of high-profile sackings that sent shock waves through the oil-rich Gulf nation and saw regal upper-crusters, patricians and bureaucrats alike go into 'shitting kittens' states of high anxiety – recounting their past transgressions, crimes and misdemeanours – and pondering who was next on the Crown Prince's night of long knives retribution agenda.
Then the message came abundantly clear that King Salman was in no way simply fucking around after he okayed the Crown Prince to order the arrest of scores of royal family kleptocrats – then detained the bottom feeding scumsters under armed guard in Riyadh's five star Ritz Carlton luxury hotel until they individually surrendered their secret offshore numbered bank account data and coughed up a couple of billion $$$ bucks each of their ill-gotten backsheesh kick-backs, bribes, rip-offs and associated corrupt earnings - for deposit in the official monarchy piggy bank.
The progressive Crown Prince is determined to drag his backward desert shithole of a country into the Occidental current era - 2017 – by the scruff of the neck - kicking and screaming in protest, if necessary – announcing that the ban on women driving cars is to be abrogated – (along with any fucking thing else the traditionalist Mad Mullahs and Islamic Mutaween religious zealot police consider objectionable to their refined Sharia Law sensibilities – such as commercial cinemas; casinos / gambling; pubs and booze; discos; video rental stores; a super-fast open source / porno-rich internet; lap dancing bars and strip clubs) – with a pledge of sanctioning topless sunbathing and skinny-dipping at the kingdom's planned Red Sea and Persian Gulf beach resorts - to cater for the perverse hedonistic tastes of shekel-squandering Western infidel tourists.
Sheikh Khara ibn Zamel, top dog at the freshly restructured ministry of culture and information, informed one gutter press hack from the Apostate's Gazette that his office is ready to issue cinema operating licences immediately and the first long-awaited screenings of X-rated movies were expected to begin in March 2018 – and aimed at establishing 300 cinemas with 2,000 screens by 2030 - thus enriching the kingdom's entertainment options - with a widely requested premier showing of retro-era three hole Hollywood porn queen Fellattia Gamarouche's digitally-restored 'Cindy Sucks Clinton' – to be followed by 62-year old Bambi Woods reprising her 1970's Debbie Does Dallas cheer leader role with the 'under production' Debbie Does Dubai – in which the mercenary Ms Debbie McGobbler is willing to 'fuck anything' for a few shekels / dirhams / dinars or travellers cheques – with a rumoured 'Debbie Does ISIS' Mid-Eastern Arab themed follow-on script already in the works.
Ironically, in response to the above announcement, Grand Mufti Diver, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer and his fellow killjoy cleric stooges - previously permitted to rule the roost over this dichotomous Church (Mosque) n State (Autocrat) mess of pottage - have warned of the depravity of cinemas and hosting the likes of the 'Muppet's Christmas Show' – claiming such will corrupt public morals if allowed to be screened - and children would start believing in Saint Nicholas – or Santa Claus as the Western infidels call him – and then start wanting Xmas presents and hearing Christian apostasy about the Kike wood butcher that was born in a barn in Jewtopia and became their Messiah.
But casting the protests of die-hard Sunni & Cher Wahhabist religious bigots and dogmatic Islamic Imams to the vagaries of the four winds, Crown Prince Salmon Fillet is not to be defected from his personal watershed 'Vision 2030' social and economic reform programme to encourage an open and rich domestic culture for a Saudi population of 32 million people – which he pontificates will act as a catalyst for economic growth and diversification from oil wealth dependency - by developing the broader socio-economic sector to create novel employment opportunities.
At an impromptu press conference earlier this week on the steps of the Ministry for Stonings – one applauded by arse-kissing pundits and associated brown-nosing shills alike - His Royal Ruthlessness Crown Prince Bin Bag Salmon Chowder informed media hacks that "As we are simply a proxy of the Great Satan and depend on their weapons to bomb our Yemeni neighbours back into the Stone Age then we shall hereon follow their example and go the whole hog (sic) - with the establishment of my 26,500 square kilometre mega-whopping Neom City Free Trade 'Anything Goes' zone - to be sited at the entrance of the Gulf of Aqaba – enjoining the borders of Egypt, Jordan and the rogue ZioNazi state of Isra-Hell."
Rumours abound that the Crown Prince's Kosher Nostra business advisors are engaged in talks to establish branches of Broken Britain's favourite JD Wetherspoons pub grub n booze franchise at a series of oases across the backward Third World kingdom – with company CEO Ron Scrote commenting to press hacks "Hey for fuck's sake, even the Arabs must fancy a couple of frosty pints of Old Headbanger lager after a hard day in the dusty desert with their camels n goat herds."
Thus this monumental sea change has resulted in a veritable gold rush of business entrepreneurs turning up on the Saudi doorstep juggling lucrative business deals for Spin n Win casinos, a Spam-operated halal pig farm, a Titties lap dancing bar franchise, Blockbuster Video outlets, and the Russian mafia proposing a chain of Tekem Orloff strip clubs - with London's notorious 'gone underground' paedophile information exchange ready to open a kiddie fiddling branch in Riyadh, catering to Arab pederasts.
No shit, the dump looks well on the way to getting its sad arse partly civilised - then moneyed Saudi princes and zillionaire Arab business types can stay home to sin and no longer have to jet off to the likes of Bangkok or Las Vegas to gamble, get pissed and screw underage kids.
Thought for the day. No shit, women permitted to drive on the KSA's chaos n mayhem fender bender strewn highways. How the fuck they can operate any kind of vehicle while wearing a burka is beyond my comprehension – but I'm only a British infidel n know shit.
Okay, stop press update: Not only is Crown Prince Salmon Pate enacting legislation that permits women to drive cars but also that they no longer need to wear a full burka in a swimming pool – a controversial practice that has resulted in scores of unnecessary drowning incidents over the past year alone.
So here we see manifesting a Darwinian evolutionary shift in Saudi thinking – not a bad thing if a person wants 'some fun' in life.
Though zero mention of 'votes for women' yet. Obviously the shufty bints are a wee bit behind with their suffragette movement to date – n need to have a couple of sacrificial martyrs throw themselves in front of the Crown Prince's best racing camel at a forth-coming Riyadh Formula One Dromedary Tournament n get trampled to shit - before any fucker or their dog takes discernible notice of their brand of female emancipation.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
In an attempt to shift it's ultra-conservative (read 'backward') Third World ass out of the current perpetual 15th C' Middle Ages (1440) Groundhog Day time warp, and join the Western world in the 21st Century, the barbarian kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced a series of iconoclastic reforms – already kick started with promoting a 32-year old Royal Raghead misfit - Mohammed Bin Bag Salmon Spread - to the position of Crown Prince - as opposed to the customary 'fit-to-drop' octogenarian 'next in line to the throne' selection.
One even more radical revisionist move involved the senility-ridden King Salman and Crown Prince Salmon Salad purging the Dog & Pony Show government (sic) of royal sleaze-mongers – first ousting Prince Neekni al Sahrawi from his post as head of the National Guard in a series of high-profile sackings that sent shock waves through the oil-rich Gulf nation and saw regal upper-crusters, patricians and bureaucrats alike go into 'shitting kittens' states of high anxiety – recounting their past transgressions, crimes and misdemeanours – and pondering who was next on the Crown Prince's night of long knives retribution agenda.
Then the message came abundantly clear that King Salman was in no way simply fucking around after he okayed the Crown Prince to order the arrest of scores of royal family kleptocrats – then detained the bottom feeding scumsters under armed guard in Riyadh's five star Ritz Carlton luxury hotel until they individually surrendered their secret offshore numbered bank account data and coughed up a couple of billion $$$ bucks each of their ill-gotten backsheesh kick-backs, bribes, rip-offs and associated corrupt earnings - for deposit in the official monarchy piggy bank.
The progressive Crown Prince is determined to drag his backward desert shithole of a country into the Occidental current era - 2017 – by the scruff of the neck - kicking and screaming in protest, if necessary – announcing that the ban on women driving cars is to be abrogated – (along with any fucking thing else the traditionalist Mad Mullahs and Islamic Mutaween religious zealot police consider objectionable to their refined Sharia Law sensibilities – such as commercial cinemas; casinos / gambling; pubs and booze; discos; video rental stores; a super-fast open source / porno-rich internet; lap dancing bars and strip clubs) – with a pledge of sanctioning topless sunbathing and skinny-dipping at the kingdom's planned Red Sea and Persian Gulf beach resorts - to cater for the perverse hedonistic tastes of shekel-squandering Western infidel tourists.
Sheikh Khara ibn Zamel, top dog at the freshly restructured ministry of culture and information, informed one gutter press hack from the Apostate's Gazette that his office is ready to issue cinema operating licences immediately and the first long-awaited screenings of X-rated movies were expected to begin in March 2018 – and aimed at establishing 300 cinemas with 2,000 screens by 2030 - thus enriching the kingdom's entertainment options - with a widely requested premier showing of retro-era three hole Hollywood porn queen Fellattia Gamarouche's digitally-restored 'Cindy Sucks Clinton' – to be followed by 62-year old Bambi Woods reprising her 1970's Debbie Does Dallas cheer leader role with the 'under production' Debbie Does Dubai – in which the mercenary Ms Debbie McGobbler is willing to 'fuck anything' for a few shekels / dirhams / dinars or travellers cheques – with a rumoured 'Debbie Does ISIS' Mid-Eastern Arab themed follow-on script already in the works.
Ironically, in response to the above announcement, Grand Mufti Diver, Sheikh Fizzy al Kaseltzer and his fellow killjoy cleric stooges - previously permitted to rule the roost over this dichotomous Church (Mosque) n State (Autocrat) mess of pottage - have warned of the depravity of cinemas and hosting the likes of the 'Muppet's Christmas Show' – claiming such will corrupt public morals if allowed to be screened - and children would start believing in Saint Nicholas – or Santa Claus as the Western infidels call him – and then start wanting Xmas presents and hearing Christian apostasy about the Kike wood butcher that was born in a barn in Jewtopia and became their Messiah.
But casting the protests of die-hard Sunni & Cher Wahhabist religious bigots and dogmatic Islamic Imams to the vagaries of the four winds, Crown Prince Salmon Fillet is not to be defected from his personal watershed 'Vision 2030' social and economic reform programme to encourage an open and rich domestic culture for a Saudi population of 32 million people – which he pontificates will act as a catalyst for economic growth and diversification from oil wealth dependency - by developing the broader socio-economic sector to create novel employment opportunities.
At an impromptu press conference earlier this week on the steps of the Ministry for Stonings – one applauded by arse-kissing pundits and associated brown-nosing shills alike - His Royal Ruthlessness Crown Prince Bin Bag Salmon Chowder informed media hacks that "As we are simply a proxy of the Great Satan and depend on their weapons to bomb our Yemeni neighbours back into the Stone Age then we shall hereon follow their example and go the whole hog (sic) - with the establishment of my 26,500 square kilometre mega-whopping Neom City Free Trade 'Anything Goes' zone - to be sited at the entrance of the Gulf of Aqaba – enjoining the borders of Egypt, Jordan and the rogue ZioNazi state of Isra-Hell."
Rumours abound that the Crown Prince's Kosher Nostra business advisors are engaged in talks to establish branches of Broken Britain's favourite JD Wetherspoons pub grub n booze franchise at a series of oases across the backward Third World kingdom – with company CEO Ron Scrote commenting to press hacks "Hey for fuck's sake, even the Arabs must fancy a couple of frosty pints of Old Headbanger lager after a hard day in the dusty desert with their camels n goat herds."
Thus this monumental sea change has resulted in a veritable gold rush of business entrepreneurs turning up on the Saudi doorstep juggling lucrative business deals for Spin n Win casinos, a Spam-operated halal pig farm, a Titties lap dancing bar franchise, Blockbuster Video outlets, and the Russian mafia proposing a chain of Tekem Orloff strip clubs - with London's notorious 'gone underground' paedophile information exchange ready to open a kiddie fiddling branch in Riyadh, catering to Arab pederasts.
No shit, the dump looks well on the way to getting its sad arse partly civilised - then moneyed Saudi princes and zillionaire Arab business types can stay home to sin and no longer have to jet off to the likes of Bangkok or Las Vegas to gamble, get pissed and screw underage kids.
Thought for the day. No shit, women permitted to drive on the KSA's chaos n mayhem fender bender strewn highways. How the fuck they can operate any kind of vehicle while wearing a burka is beyond my comprehension – but I'm only a British infidel n know shit.
Okay, stop press update: Not only is Crown Prince Salmon Pate enacting legislation that permits women to drive cars but also that they no longer need to wear a full burka in a swimming pool – a controversial practice that has resulted in scores of unnecessary drowning incidents over the past year alone.
So here we see manifesting a Darwinian evolutionary shift in Saudi thinking – not a bad thing if a person wants 'some fun' in life.
Though zero mention of 'votes for women' yet. Obviously the shufty bints are a wee bit behind with their suffragette movement to date – n need to have a couple of sacrificial martyrs throw themselves in front of the Crown Prince's best racing camel at a forth-coming Riyadh Formula One Dromedary Tournament n get trampled to shit - before any fucker or their dog takes discernible notice of their brand of female emancipation.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Friday, 8 December 2017
EUSSR Leave Vote Betrayed: Brexit R.I.P.
In today's 'Treason Runs Rampant - Maybot causes Mayhem' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jack the Lad' McGuffin - our deep mole undercover 'Fly-on-the-Wall' micro-drone engineer – operating his 'Stealth Spider' aero-insect spy craft from inside the EUSSR Commission staff toilets to eavesdrop on Terry May's submissive capitulation to Brussels' demands - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
17:4 million British Brexit voters have fallen victim to a Remainiac zombie apocalypse – and been betrayed by the Nasty Party's Crime Minister, 'Terrible Terry' Maybot – a Brussels apparatchik become.
Yep, thanks to her implausible Brexit policy narratives, the treacherous Tory skanger has stabbed Britain's patriotic Brexiteers squarely in the back with her latest conspiratorial hatchet job act of cringe-worthy kowtowing to Brussels corruption-ridden hierarchical kleptocrats with this 'Groundhog Day' two year transition period (2021) - plus £40 billion quid payout appeasement deal the voting public never okayed – and all on the flawed advice of the ShiteBlue Tory think tank wallahs - to save from getting her own bony ass sacked and the sure fire advent of a calamitous, follow-on general election.
The Brussels chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnyard, and the EUSSR Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard, suggested on Friday that the only option for a future trade agreement was Broken Britain getting shafted up the arse again – same as Norway – to retain free movement and unrestricted access to the single market - by coughing up mega-bucks into the EUSSR budget fund.
Plus our once-sceptr'd isle remains a member of the EUSSR customs union and single market - and under the full jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice during the never-ending transition period.
No fucking wonder Jean-Claude Drunkard n the rest of the EUSSR dictators – and political manipulator Georgie Soros - are falling over their own pomposities to ensure the Maybot – and her Nasty Party - stays in office – to do their dirty work - agreeing to Brussels demands and cutting a deal that eviscerates British interests.
Terry Maybot is an enemy of the people and should be in Dante's 9th Circle of Hell – the real nasty one reserved specially for prize cunts n traitors – along with the other fifteen-plus self-declared Tory Remoaners – (all political agents of self-interest working for Brussels and the fascist EUSSR technocracy to debase our democratic majority will) – to include chief 'schwein im schlüpfer' – the vacuous Anna Sourpuss – along with that sleazy Remoaner snake Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Tricky Nicky Moron, Dominoes Grief, Sarah Wollaston, Stephen Hammond, Paul Masturbate, Jonathan Djanogly, 'Heidi n Seek' Allen, Antoinette Sandpit, Jeremy Lefrog, Vicky Ford, Oliver Heald, Blob Neil, Stephen Hammond – and the rubber faced Spitting Images model, Tom Tugendhat.
These fuckers purposely, and with malevolence aforethought, ignore their designated 'public service' role – ie: execute the will of the voting majority public body that elected the sleazy cunts into office.
They are political pariahs become, whose delinquent avaricious natures tend to gravitate more towards moral corruption and skulduggery than serve their constituent demographics with the honest representation they are due
The dog wankers delude themselves they are a political elitist crony class – yet in all truth equate as a de facto nomenklatura of graft and corruption-ridden bureaucratic bottom feeders – with their own self-serving agendas to pursue - which has zero in common with that of the taxpaying voter demographic.
Though let's not ignore the fact that regardless of how the public demographic and mass media view the situation, the system's not exactly broken – it was designed this way – and the maxim salus populi suprema lex esti - the welfare of the people shall be the supreme law – is a joke.
Then we have the 'private sector' saboteurs to contend with – the malodorous super-rich tax-dodging likes of Virgin's Beardie Branson and the Labour Party's war criminal cross-dresser, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – but specifically this non-British scabby skull-crawler, Gina Singh Miller, an IQ-deficient Guyanese serial divorcee immigrant - the egocentric founder of the SCAM Direct investment boutique and anti-Brexit Remainiac – who has become a nationally-despised figure due her pathetic vanity-driven legal legerdemain antics to undermine the democratic majority will of the people and have the Brexit vote overturned. All a narcissistic, self-promotion exercise – a public media ego-massaging spectacle to stimulate her exaggerated sense of amour-propre to further orgasmic delights.
Hence, for good measure toss the meddlesome South American broomstick merchant in the back of the tumbrel with the rest of the political traitors.
So that's the death knoll tolled for our desired Full English Brexit – thanks to the Tory treasonites – but instead of all the glad-handing and 'well done' congratulations, the Cabinet's Brexiteer ministers need to have a show of 'no confidence' hands and hoof this post-menopausal Witch Bitch – Mrs Maybot – out of the government driving seat and exile her to the back benches where she can do less damage – then elect the Mighty Mogg as party leader – or tear the heart out of the Tory Party n give a majority governing mandate to UKIP with Farage at the helm – to get us the fuck out of the EUSSR rip-off community on a no deal / stick yer divorce bill / hard-arsed Brexit walk-away – and open our ports to free trade with the rest of the known Universe – and if Europe wants to trade with Britain, then okay – but on our terms – and not those of the 50 seat Round Table of Europe corporatocracy kleptocrats.
Now our collective Brexiteer passions run high. What, then, is required to remedy the unacceptable situation with the Remainiac procrastinators?
Brexit and Remain have now morphed into a battle of the Secular and the Sacred, a veritable Holy Crusade against the Remainiac apostate heathens – these infidel heretics who would usurp Democracy to gain their own selfish perverted ends.
We need to revisit the insurgent historic events of 1789 and 1917 – and mobilise a joint anarchist Day of the Rope grassroots task force comprised of latter day anti-Enclosure rebels, Chartists and sovereign-hearted Luddites - to take out the Brussels stooge traitors and home grown pro-EUSSR corporate fascist stooge Remainiac ranks.
First order of business, the abrogation of the venal 1666 Cestui Que Vie Act – then clear the House of Conmans of the treacherous vermin assembly – Torys, Corby's Labour Trotskyites and Vince Cable's Lib-Dums (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) – then next door to the Upper House of Frauds and hoof that scrounging gang of vermin in ermine couch spud peers off the premises – and leave their red n white comfy stoat coats behind - for donation to a homeless charity - as we exile the entire corrupt collective to the far Gromboolian plains.
Or, if passions do tend to run that high, then perhaps have the Remainiac names logged into a revised version of the Reformation's iconic Foxe's Book of Martyrs - with them topping the list of treasonous saboteurs done to death by militant Brexiteers hell bent on shedding the yoke of Brussels' socio-political-economic domination.
Remain - 16,141,242 / 48.1%
Leave - 17,410,742 / 51.9%
Votes cast = 33,551,984
Majority = 1,269,500
Thought for the day. For fuck's sake, Mrs Maybot can't even swim n wears armbands to paddle in the shallow end of the political pool – yet enters the Brussels EUSSR Brexit Freestyle event and dives headlong off the high board – then belly-flops and flounders.
As to the rest of the Tory Nasty Party bottom feeders, they are part of a senescent political dynasty whose shelf life has expired – and but for New Labour's fiscal ineptitudes (Broon n Darling) and Anthony 'Miranda' Bliar's criminal sins (illegal invasions of Afghanistan n Iraq / sanctioning 7/7 / murder of Dr David Kelly / murder of Robin Cook) then the Red Flag Brigade would still be in office – perhaps.
Yet one lot are as venal as the rest – and the reference 'not as bad as the others' – is no recommendation. Let them not forget, these House of Conmans Remainiacs, that the public memory is long and resentful - for the will of the voting demographic shall be vengefully displayed by their offended constituents come the next election.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
17:4 million British Brexit voters have fallen victim to a Remainiac zombie apocalypse – and been betrayed by the Nasty Party's Crime Minister, 'Terrible Terry' Maybot – a Brussels apparatchik become.
Yep, thanks to her implausible Brexit policy narratives, the treacherous Tory skanger has stabbed Britain's patriotic Brexiteers squarely in the back with her latest conspiratorial hatchet job act of cringe-worthy kowtowing to Brussels corruption-ridden hierarchical kleptocrats with this 'Groundhog Day' two year transition period (2021) - plus £40 billion quid payout appeasement deal the voting public never okayed – and all on the flawed advice of the ShiteBlue Tory think tank wallahs - to save from getting her own bony ass sacked and the sure fire advent of a calamitous, follow-on general election.
The Brussels chief Brexit negotiator, Michel Barnyard, and the EUSSR Commissioner Jean-Claude Drunkard, suggested on Friday that the only option for a future trade agreement was Broken Britain getting shafted up the arse again – same as Norway – to retain free movement and unrestricted access to the single market - by coughing up mega-bucks into the EUSSR budget fund.
Plus our once-sceptr'd isle remains a member of the EUSSR customs union and single market - and under the full jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice during the never-ending transition period.
No fucking wonder Jean-Claude Drunkard n the rest of the EUSSR dictators – and political manipulator Georgie Soros - are falling over their own pomposities to ensure the Maybot – and her Nasty Party - stays in office – to do their dirty work - agreeing to Brussels demands and cutting a deal that eviscerates British interests.
Terry Maybot is an enemy of the people and should be in Dante's 9th Circle of Hell – the real nasty one reserved specially for prize cunts n traitors – along with the other fifteen-plus self-declared Tory Remoaners – (all political agents of self-interest working for Brussels and the fascist EUSSR technocracy to debase our democratic majority will) – to include chief 'schwein im schlüpfer' – the vacuous Anna Sourpuss – along with that sleazy Remoaner snake Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken 'Groper' Clarke, Tricky Nicky Moron, Dominoes Grief, Sarah Wollaston, Stephen Hammond, Paul Masturbate, Jonathan Djanogly, 'Heidi n Seek' Allen, Antoinette Sandpit, Jeremy Lefrog, Vicky Ford, Oliver Heald, Blob Neil, Stephen Hammond – and the rubber faced Spitting Images model, Tom Tugendhat.
These fuckers purposely, and with malevolence aforethought, ignore their designated 'public service' role – ie: execute the will of the voting majority public body that elected the sleazy cunts into office.
They are political pariahs become, whose delinquent avaricious natures tend to gravitate more towards moral corruption and skulduggery than serve their constituent demographics with the honest representation they are due
The dog wankers delude themselves they are a political elitist crony class – yet in all truth equate as a de facto nomenklatura of graft and corruption-ridden bureaucratic bottom feeders – with their own self-serving agendas to pursue - which has zero in common with that of the taxpaying voter demographic.
Though let's not ignore the fact that regardless of how the public demographic and mass media view the situation, the system's not exactly broken – it was designed this way – and the maxim salus populi suprema lex esti - the welfare of the people shall be the supreme law – is a joke.
Then we have the 'private sector' saboteurs to contend with – the malodorous super-rich tax-dodging likes of Virgin's Beardie Branson and the Labour Party's war criminal cross-dresser, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar – but specifically this non-British scabby skull-crawler, Gina Singh Miller, an IQ-deficient Guyanese serial divorcee immigrant - the egocentric founder of the SCAM Direct investment boutique and anti-Brexit Remainiac – who has become a nationally-despised figure due her pathetic vanity-driven legal legerdemain antics to undermine the democratic majority will of the people and have the Brexit vote overturned. All a narcissistic, self-promotion exercise – a public media ego-massaging spectacle to stimulate her exaggerated sense of amour-propre to further orgasmic delights.
Hence, for good measure toss the meddlesome South American broomstick merchant in the back of the tumbrel with the rest of the political traitors.
So that's the death knoll tolled for our desired Full English Brexit – thanks to the Tory treasonites – but instead of all the glad-handing and 'well done' congratulations, the Cabinet's Brexiteer ministers need to have a show of 'no confidence' hands and hoof this post-menopausal Witch Bitch – Mrs Maybot – out of the government driving seat and exile her to the back benches where she can do less damage – then elect the Mighty Mogg as party leader – or tear the heart out of the Tory Party n give a majority governing mandate to UKIP with Farage at the helm – to get us the fuck out of the EUSSR rip-off community on a no deal / stick yer divorce bill / hard-arsed Brexit walk-away – and open our ports to free trade with the rest of the known Universe – and if Europe wants to trade with Britain, then okay – but on our terms – and not those of the 50 seat Round Table of Europe corporatocracy kleptocrats.
Now our collective Brexiteer passions run high. What, then, is required to remedy the unacceptable situation with the Remainiac procrastinators?
Brexit and Remain have now morphed into a battle of the Secular and the Sacred, a veritable Holy Crusade against the Remainiac apostate heathens – these infidel heretics who would usurp Democracy to gain their own selfish perverted ends.
We need to revisit the insurgent historic events of 1789 and 1917 – and mobilise a joint anarchist Day of the Rope grassroots task force comprised of latter day anti-Enclosure rebels, Chartists and sovereign-hearted Luddites - to take out the Brussels stooge traitors and home grown pro-EUSSR corporate fascist stooge Remainiac ranks.
First order of business, the abrogation of the venal 1666 Cestui Que Vie Act – then clear the House of Conmans of the treacherous vermin assembly – Torys, Corby's Labour Trotskyites and Vince Cable's Lib-Dums (liberalism – the politics of snivelling rats) – then next door to the Upper House of Frauds and hoof that scrounging gang of vermin in ermine couch spud peers off the premises – and leave their red n white comfy stoat coats behind - for donation to a homeless charity - as we exile the entire corrupt collective to the far Gromboolian plains.
Or, if passions do tend to run that high, then perhaps have the Remainiac names logged into a revised version of the Reformation's iconic Foxe's Book of Martyrs - with them topping the list of treasonous saboteurs done to death by militant Brexiteers hell bent on shedding the yoke of Brussels' socio-political-economic domination.
Remain - 16,141,242 / 48.1%
Leave - 17,410,742 / 51.9%
Votes cast = 33,551,984
Majority = 1,269,500
Thought for the day. For fuck's sake, Mrs Maybot can't even swim n wears armbands to paddle in the shallow end of the political pool – yet enters the Brussels EUSSR Brexit Freestyle event and dives headlong off the high board – then belly-flops and flounders.
As to the rest of the Tory Nasty Party bottom feeders, they are part of a senescent political dynasty whose shelf life has expired – and but for New Labour's fiscal ineptitudes (Broon n Darling) and Anthony 'Miranda' Bliar's criminal sins (illegal invasions of Afghanistan n Iraq / sanctioning 7/7 / murder of Dr David Kelly / murder of Robin Cook) then the Red Flag Brigade would still be in office – perhaps.
Yet one lot are as venal as the rest – and the reference 'not as bad as the others' – is no recommendation. Let them not forget, these House of Conmans Remainiacs, that the public memory is long and resentful - for the will of the voting demographic shall be vengefully displayed by their offended constituents come the next election.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday, 7 December 2017
US Run by Kosher Nostra Zionists
In today's 'Moneybags Moron Meddles in Mid-East Affairs' counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from 'Jittery Jerusalem' for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Content Allergy Warning: For the attentions of politically correct snowflakes, career Holohoax propagators still pushing the disproven 'six million' headcount gas chamber canard - and like-minded Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience. Whosoever labels this post as anti-Semitic hate crime – I advise they access the link pasted below and read – eyes open – then digest well - the iconoclastic 'historic truths' therein – before whingeing to their local Shomrim / CST / KASPA / Synagogue Squad private police agency 'Help! Help! Goyim hasbara attack! I've been offended!'
http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/bds-anti-semitism-smear-scam-exposed.html
If we didn't have enough militarist crap going down already, with an unbridled Great Satan engaging in proxy wars of aggression across the Mid-East, Ukraine and Africa (et al) – and playing insane Mexican stand-off / brinksmanship games with Russia, China and the nutty NorKor regime - yesterday saw the Earth move a deliberate step closer to WW3 and the fingers of the Armageddon Doomsday clock inch another minute towards mid-night when the unbridled, egocentric moron in the Great Satan's White House decided to bestow US blessings (not his to give) on the rogue state of Israel's claim to Jerusalem as their national 'Jewtopia' capital.
This announcement by President Donald Chump that the United States of Amnesia (well, the Chump and his Deep State / Edomite Mafia / AIPAC handlers) now officially recognises Jerusalem as Israel's capital has been viewed with dismay by persons still possessed with two ounces of common sense – and dubbed a kiss of death for the Middle East peace process facade by the Palestinian population of the racist state of Israel (formerly Palestine).
This illicit 'recognition' act will automatically provoke and intensify extremism among the adherents of Pan-Islam globally and fan the flames of - and perhaps kick start - a Third Intifada – for which the good ole US of A and Israel's apartheid Zionist regime shall be held responsible when the psycho bully boy IDF murder machine massacres countless thousands of non-combatant Palestinian woman n kids as they did in their 2008-2009 'Festive Xmas Season of Goodwill' homicidal ethnic cleansing 'Operation Kill Every Fucker' 19 day military attack on the Gaza Strip.
And this egocentric Chump character besides, ain't it a fact we have 'Moneybags Morons' galore meddling in the sovereign affairs of nations to which they have zero ethnic connection – apart from a perverse desire to cause fucking havoc and turn any semblance of order into chaos to accommodate their personal shekel-grubbing balkanisation / asset acquisition New World Order agendas.
Oh yes, and there's more than one singular twat at it. The Koch clan, the entire Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy, Georgie Porgy Soros, the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate, the Rockefeller parabiosis mutant vampire tribe – and their Neo-Con / Mil-Ind PFI funded cabals and cartels – the likes of the venal Carlyle Group and Psychos-4-Hire Murder Inc's Slackwater / IDS / Xe / Academi / Constellis – the latter with direct links to the Oval Office via Betsy De Vos – et al.
Albeit, while the 'Moneybags Moron' term does apply to the Chump directly, he hasn't the required grasp of history, foreign affairs – or 'shit from shinola' intelligence - to comprehend what the fuck he's just committed to, with bestowing his - actually official US government – blessings on the rogue state of Israel claiming Jerusalem as their 'indivisible' capital – when every square inch of land they now illegally squat on and pitch their very tents – and Iron Dome anti-missile batteries - is the property of the Palestinian population – those goyim and despised Arab Muslim Semites currently marked for slow cook genocide extermination.
It not being enough of a worrying state of affairs that, on an international scale, President Chump is already considered a thick as pig-shit imbecile, yesterday he had to go one step further and confirm the fact for posterity in a speech to the Shite House press corps, personally informing one gutter press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that "In my role as mediator and a 'soother of troubled waters', Jared and I have judged the recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital a wise course of action – and one to be in the best interests of the United States - and the 'pursuit of peace' between Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli 'Might is Right' Likit Party government and the Palestinian squatters."
"After all it's Manifest Destiny, with the Israelis being the Children of the Covenant - God's Chosen People – and all of Palestine – and half of Syria and Lebanon and probably Iraq and Iran - being their Promised Land."
Que? WTF? The pursuit of peace? This Zionist stooge and his Kosher Nostra handlers – have inflicted a further Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe / Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’) impertinent smack in the face loss of sovereignty on the entire Palestinian populations of the occupied – and ever-diminishing West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and too the entire global Muslim community.
Fer fuck's sake, as if the entire Near / Mid-East / Gulf region isn't – by NeoCon imperialist criminal design - destabilised enough already. Now we have Donald Chump stirring up the potential for greater conflict even more. Talk about diminished responsibility – the twat's mentally unstable. Ego has surpassed intellect to the point of self-destruction.
Seriously this tosser could fuck up a perfectly good anvil. The man is a total moron whose knowledge of international foreign affairs and political history come straight out of the pages of the Beano, Dandy and Mad magazine.
What a fucking klutz – and manipulated into zombie compliance like the dumb dog wanker he is by his Mossad sayanim Svengali son-in-law stooge, Jared '666' Kushner.
To wit, the Chump's kikester ass-kissing subservient act tolls the death knell of any semblance of credibility regarding America's illusory impartiality viz peace talks and a two-state solution.
Under the Chump administration, Israel has finally found (elected) a compliant shill to legitimise (sic) the 'Final Solution' to their nagging 'Palestinian problem' – providing a free hand endorsement to the Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience / Edomite Mafia Zionists stealing some other hapless fucker's 'lebensraum' – illegal settlements across the sprawl of their Arab Muslim Semite neighbours' lands – with the West Bank subjugated under a force of arms (more at 'jackboot') military occupation – and the hapless population of the Gaza Strip coastal enclave besieged behind the IDF's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet.
Conversely, this objective opinion is my bad, (mistake) as I was under the impression Donald Chump was the good ole US of A's Republican Party candidate President – and didn't realise he's actually the US representative of Israeli Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Knesset-ruling Likit Party.
Okay, let's get daft n play 'What If?' viz the Zionists usurping of Palestinian sovereignty and historical ownership lands.
Well, 'if' the Ashkenazi Zionist Holohoax gang – who survived the controversial 'six million' headcount genocide cull - had decided to grab half of Deutschland at the conclusion of the conjured Second World War, circa 1945, then we speculate that the indigenous pork bratwurst / lager-swilling Kraut inhabitants would today have morphed into being their 'German Problem'.
So, now we have this 'Jerusalem recognition' dilemma out of the way, WTF is next on the NeoCon's Shite House agenda?
Ah, easy peasy - moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to the all-new Israeli capital of Jerusalem – and simultaneously forming an 'up close n confidential' personal spy ring for President Chump – as he doesn't trust the CIA or FBI – and probably not the Secret Service either if one considers Dealey Plaza and top dog SS Agent In Charge (ASAIC) Emory Roberts pulling the running board agents off JFK's vehicle as it headed down Grassy Knoll Drive and the Pres' copping a couple of magic bullets through the head.
Amen, Donald Chump – this self-appointed 'Salvator Mundi' - was elected Pres' – but not much choice between the Mena Mafia's Matriarch, Hilarious Rodent Clinton – muff-munching wife (sic) of the Arkansas amateur rapist - the draft-dodging Artful Bill – he of 'stained' ties notoriety – and Donald – a man who finds any form of censure or criticism directed towards him as total anathema – and reacts in the manner of all small minded, intellectually-challenged spoiled brats, berating them on the Tweeter network.
Yet stupidity has a gravitational field akin to a black hole and attracts the full spectrum of egocentric cretins.
Perhaps the sum total of Donald's faults – warts n all - are congenital afflictions inherited from Grandpapa Freddy Chump – a bit of an all-round egoistic and messianic tosser in his own right - who wedded a wench with the middle name of 'Christ'.
Chump's a silver spoon, empathy-deficient moneybags retard – purposely salvaged from self-inflicted bankruptcies various by the PTB - suffering from arrested development syndrome – plain n simple – n a gobshite know-all bully to boot with a fetish for younger Eastern-European shags.
A credibility-deficient buffoon - a master of hypocritical inconsistency and conflicting polar opposites - personally estranged from reality - but the Deep State NeoCon's choice, as they correctly gauged that this narcissistic muppet would dance to their tune if the right ego-massaging flattery n flannel strings were strummed like some perverted harp at a constant, somnolent 432 Hz output frequency.
As to the illegal state of Israel: To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: "There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too devout Jews of moral conscience alike, that there will never be any form of peace or return for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final remaining Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Satanist Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s NeoCon military-industrial scumbags."
Yeah! Third Intifada – Go! Go! Go!
Thought for the day.
For Christ's sake, this twat Chump is a total fuckwit – anything he touches turns to shit – and in this instance to the benefit of his Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience false friends – and the detriment of the Palestinians – a gross, intended insult to Muslims world-wide.
Yet for Chumpy the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ applies –for both he, his hapless US constituency – and the Zionist state of Isra-Hell.
So WTF next for President Chump – blind to the fact he is the tool of the kurumaku puppet masters at the helm of the dark, dystopian Deep State, driving foreign wars of aggression to achieve the Agenda 21 target (delayed & re-branded as Agenda 2030).
Will he bestow his blessings on the Edomite Mafia's forthcoming destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque, levelling of the 'Temple Mount' and rebuilding of Solomon's (Third) Temple on the Dome of the Rock site?
Whatever, the comb-over, orange-tinted clown is devoid of credibility – and the scar tissue of Life – that which we refer to as History - will not remember him kindly.
Last but by no means least, for the record of posterity, East Jerusalem was annexed from Jordan following the gung-ho farce that constituted the 1967 'Six Day' war between Israel and neighbouring Arab nations who objected to the Zionist scum treating their Palestinian Muslim Semite brothers like shit - and is not recognised by any other country – nor the UN - as part of Israel.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled zealous Zionists, rabid rabbis, jingoistic Jabotinskists, political ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent, non-combatant West Bank or Gaza Strip Palestinian women and kids - and especially so unsullied Hamas Party family members – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Content Allergy Warning: For the attentions of politically correct snowflakes, career Holohoax propagators still pushing the disproven 'six million' headcount gas chamber canard - and like-minded Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience. Whosoever labels this post as anti-Semitic hate crime – I advise they access the link pasted below and read – eyes open – then digest well - the iconoclastic 'historic truths' therein – before whingeing to their local Shomrim / CST / KASPA / Synagogue Squad private police agency 'Help! Help! Goyim hasbara attack! I've been offended!'
http://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.co.uk/2017/08/bds-anti-semitism-smear-scam-exposed.html
If we didn't have enough militarist crap going down already, with an unbridled Great Satan engaging in proxy wars of aggression across the Mid-East, Ukraine and Africa (et al) – and playing insane Mexican stand-off / brinksmanship games with Russia, China and the nutty NorKor regime - yesterday saw the Earth move a deliberate step closer to WW3 and the fingers of the Armageddon Doomsday clock inch another minute towards mid-night when the unbridled, egocentric moron in the Great Satan's White House decided to bestow US blessings (not his to give) on the rogue state of Israel's claim to Jerusalem as their national 'Jewtopia' capital.
This announcement by President Donald Chump that the United States of Amnesia (well, the Chump and his Deep State / Edomite Mafia / AIPAC handlers) now officially recognises Jerusalem as Israel's capital has been viewed with dismay by persons still possessed with two ounces of common sense – and dubbed a kiss of death for the Middle East peace process facade by the Palestinian population of the racist state of Israel (formerly Palestine).
This illicit 'recognition' act will automatically provoke and intensify extremism among the adherents of Pan-Islam globally and fan the flames of - and perhaps kick start - a Third Intifada – for which the good ole US of A and Israel's apartheid Zionist regime shall be held responsible when the psycho bully boy IDF murder machine massacres countless thousands of non-combatant Palestinian woman n kids as they did in their 2008-2009 'Festive Xmas Season of Goodwill' homicidal ethnic cleansing 'Operation Kill Every Fucker' 19 day military attack on the Gaza Strip.
And this egocentric Chump character besides, ain't it a fact we have 'Moneybags Morons' galore meddling in the sovereign affairs of nations to which they have zero ethnic connection – apart from a perverse desire to cause fucking havoc and turn any semblance of order into chaos to accommodate their personal shekel-grubbing balkanisation / asset acquisition New World Order agendas.
Oh yes, and there's more than one singular twat at it. The Koch clan, the entire Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy, Georgie Porgy Soros, the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate, the Rockefeller parabiosis mutant vampire tribe – and their Neo-Con / Mil-Ind PFI funded cabals and cartels – the likes of the venal Carlyle Group and Psychos-4-Hire Murder Inc's Slackwater / IDS / Xe / Academi / Constellis – the latter with direct links to the Oval Office via Betsy De Vos – et al.
Albeit, while the 'Moneybags Moron' term does apply to the Chump directly, he hasn't the required grasp of history, foreign affairs – or 'shit from shinola' intelligence - to comprehend what the fuck he's just committed to, with bestowing his - actually official US government – blessings on the rogue state of Israel claiming Jerusalem as their 'indivisible' capital – when every square inch of land they now illegally squat on and pitch their very tents – and Iron Dome anti-missile batteries - is the property of the Palestinian population – those goyim and despised Arab Muslim Semites currently marked for slow cook genocide extermination.
It not being enough of a worrying state of affairs that, on an international scale, President Chump is already considered a thick as pig-shit imbecile, yesterday he had to go one step further and confirm the fact for posterity in a speech to the Shite House press corps, personally informing one gutter press hack from the Pound of Flesh Gazette that "In my role as mediator and a 'soother of troubled waters', Jared and I have judged the recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital a wise course of action – and one to be in the best interests of the United States - and the 'pursuit of peace' between Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Israeli 'Might is Right' Likit Party government and the Palestinian squatters."
"After all it's Manifest Destiny, with the Israelis being the Children of the Covenant - God's Chosen People – and all of Palestine – and half of Syria and Lebanon and probably Iraq and Iran - being their Promised Land."
Que? WTF? The pursuit of peace? This Zionist stooge and his Kosher Nostra handlers – have inflicted a further Yawm an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe / Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’) impertinent smack in the face loss of sovereignty on the entire Palestinian populations of the occupied – and ever-diminishing West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip – and too the entire global Muslim community.
Fer fuck's sake, as if the entire Near / Mid-East / Gulf region isn't – by NeoCon imperialist criminal design - destabilised enough already. Now we have Donald Chump stirring up the potential for greater conflict even more. Talk about diminished responsibility – the twat's mentally unstable. Ego has surpassed intellect to the point of self-destruction.
Seriously this tosser could fuck up a perfectly good anvil. The man is a total moron whose knowledge of international foreign affairs and political history come straight out of the pages of the Beano, Dandy and Mad magazine.
What a fucking klutz – and manipulated into zombie compliance like the dumb dog wanker he is by his Mossad sayanim Svengali son-in-law stooge, Jared '666' Kushner.
To wit, the Chump's kikester ass-kissing subservient act tolls the death knell of any semblance of credibility regarding America's illusory impartiality viz peace talks and a two-state solution.
Under the Chump administration, Israel has finally found (elected) a compliant shill to legitimise (sic) the 'Final Solution' to their nagging 'Palestinian problem' – providing a free hand endorsement to the Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience / Edomite Mafia Zionists stealing some other hapless fucker's 'lebensraum' – illegal settlements across the sprawl of their Arab Muslim Semite neighbours' lands – with the West Bank subjugated under a force of arms (more at 'jackboot') military occupation – and the hapless population of the Gaza Strip coastal enclave besieged behind the IDF's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi-style concentration camp on the planet.
Conversely, this objective opinion is my bad, (mistake) as I was under the impression Donald Chump was the good ole US of A's Republican Party candidate President – and didn't realise he's actually the US representative of Israeli Crime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's Knesset-ruling Likit Party.
Okay, let's get daft n play 'What If?' viz the Zionists usurping of Palestinian sovereignty and historical ownership lands.
Well, 'if' the Ashkenazi Zionist Holohoax gang – who survived the controversial 'six million' headcount genocide cull - had decided to grab half of Deutschland at the conclusion of the conjured Second World War, circa 1945, then we speculate that the indigenous pork bratwurst / lager-swilling Kraut inhabitants would today have morphed into being their 'German Problem'.
So, now we have this 'Jerusalem recognition' dilemma out of the way, WTF is next on the NeoCon's Shite House agenda?
Ah, easy peasy - moving the US embassy from Tel Aviv to the all-new Israeli capital of Jerusalem – and simultaneously forming an 'up close n confidential' personal spy ring for President Chump – as he doesn't trust the CIA or FBI – and probably not the Secret Service either if one considers Dealey Plaza and top dog SS Agent In Charge (ASAIC) Emory Roberts pulling the running board agents off JFK's vehicle as it headed down Grassy Knoll Drive and the Pres' copping a couple of magic bullets through the head.
Amen, Donald Chump – this self-appointed 'Salvator Mundi' - was elected Pres' – but not much choice between the Mena Mafia's Matriarch, Hilarious Rodent Clinton – muff-munching wife (sic) of the Arkansas amateur rapist - the draft-dodging Artful Bill – he of 'stained' ties notoriety – and Donald – a man who finds any form of censure or criticism directed towards him as total anathema – and reacts in the manner of all small minded, intellectually-challenged spoiled brats, berating them on the Tweeter network.
Yet stupidity has a gravitational field akin to a black hole and attracts the full spectrum of egocentric cretins.
Perhaps the sum total of Donald's faults – warts n all - are congenital afflictions inherited from Grandpapa Freddy Chump – a bit of an all-round egoistic and messianic tosser in his own right - who wedded a wench with the middle name of 'Christ'.
Chump's a silver spoon, empathy-deficient moneybags retard – purposely salvaged from self-inflicted bankruptcies various by the PTB - suffering from arrested development syndrome – plain n simple – n a gobshite know-all bully to boot with a fetish for younger Eastern-European shags.
A credibility-deficient buffoon - a master of hypocritical inconsistency and conflicting polar opposites - personally estranged from reality - but the Deep State NeoCon's choice, as they correctly gauged that this narcissistic muppet would dance to their tune if the right ego-massaging flattery n flannel strings were strummed like some perverted harp at a constant, somnolent 432 Hz output frequency.
As to the illegal state of Israel: To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Diderot: "There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too devout Jews of moral conscience alike, that there will never be any form of peace or return for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the final remaining Khazar-Ashkenazi Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Satanist Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s NeoCon military-industrial scumbags."
Yeah! Third Intifada – Go! Go! Go!
Thought for the day.
For Christ's sake, this twat Chump is a total fuckwit – anything he touches turns to shit – and in this instance to the benefit of his Khazar-Ashkenazi ersatz Jews of convenience false friends – and the detriment of the Palestinians – a gross, intended insult to Muslims world-wide.
Yet for Chumpy the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ applies –for both he, his hapless US constituency – and the Zionist state of Isra-Hell.
So WTF next for President Chump – blind to the fact he is the tool of the kurumaku puppet masters at the helm of the dark, dystopian Deep State, driving foreign wars of aggression to achieve the Agenda 21 target (delayed & re-branded as Agenda 2030).
Will he bestow his blessings on the Edomite Mafia's forthcoming destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque, levelling of the 'Temple Mount' and rebuilding of Solomon's (Third) Temple on the Dome of the Rock site?
Whatever, the comb-over, orange-tinted clown is devoid of credibility – and the scar tissue of Life – that which we refer to as History - will not remember him kindly.
Last but by no means least, for the record of posterity, East Jerusalem was annexed from Jordan following the gung-ho farce that constituted the 1967 'Six Day' war between Israel and neighbouring Arab nations who objected to the Zionist scum treating their Palestinian Muslim Semite brothers like shit - and is not recognised by any other country – nor the UN - as part of Israel.
Carbon Credits Cap & Trade Offset Exchange (aka Global Warming / Climate Change Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration:
While a hefty score of conscience-stifled zealous Zionists, rabid rabbis, jingoistic Jabotinskists, political ponces, perjurious money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent, non-combatant West Bank or Gaza Strip Palestinian women and kids - and especially so unsullied Hamas Party family members – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday, 6 December 2017
Nigeria Enacts Mandatory Happiness Law
In today’s ‘Smile - or Else' anti-misery counter-culture exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering tropical hot gossip from our frontline 'sapeur dandy' media correspondent, Rastus Wormhole – aka Billy Bongo from the Congo – currently manning the live news desk Skype phone connection from Nigeria's corruption-ridden Imo province for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Mista Rochas Okorocha, the intellectually-challenged governor of Nigeria's landlocked Imo state, has appointed his sister, Ogechi Ololo as Chief Commissioner for Happiness.
Oh yes, you couldn't make this shit up if the world's top ten fiction / fantasy authors and script-writers got together under one roof to compose the most ridiculous and outrageous political pantomime plot imaginable.
At a ceremony in the provincial capital of Owerri yesterday, Mrs Ololo – who previously held the vaunted regional government portfolio as special adviser on nepotism and sleaze - was sworn-in alongside 27 of the All Progressives Congress' new commissioners - and a further 27 transition committee chairmen - all tasked with heading local government councils across the state.
Speaking at the inaugral ceremony at the Imo International Corruption Centre on Monday, Governor Okorocha urged his appointee relatives to see themselves as men and women on a rescue mission – to distract the public eye from the blatant rip-off and kick-back bribery culture, and make a success story of his crooked and unscrupulous administration - and thus improve his chances of standing as a candidate for the post of national President in the 2019 elections – so he might follow in the envied money-grubbing footsteps of the incumbent Muhammadu Buhari - and his equally-crooked predecessor - Badluck Jonathan Crackerbarrel.
“Yo' is all part of dis privileged group dat has de opportunity ter make names an' lotsa money for yo' selves – an' remind yo' dat dis appointment is not business as usual cos pocketin' all de payoffs is now de job of my sista Ogechi an' yo' lot just get a cut."
“So no more is we gonna tolerate any sharp practice on yo' own behalf – or any lazy assed neglect of duty cos yo' all gotta work hard for my policy-driven 'Happiness Rescue' project cos happiness is in short supply here an' I mean ter fix de 'Misery Rules' problem – an yo' guys better ensure dat all dese ongoing projects be completed - especially de half- built schools an' bridges an' roads – an' all de people is smilin' an' happy."
Conversely Okorocha's creation of the role of Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness for his 19-stone cellulite-laden sister, Ogechi Ololo - and swearing-in 27 of his shifty relatives as commissioners for the graft and corruption-ridden Imo State – has hardly produced the desired effect of putting a smile on people's faces but rather been rubbished and met with derision across the social media.
To wit, Nigeria's comic act Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness, has apparently spit the proverbial dummy after her appointment was ridiculed across the swathe of social media by what Governor Okorocha referred to as black-assed scally anarchist types – who dubbed Ololo the Queen of Sleaze and a Jimmy Choo-Choo accessory addict – then compared her to her idol and inspiration – Zimbabwe's toxic 'Gucci Grace' Rhubarbie – Darkest Africa's answer to the Philippines' Imelda 'Shop til yer Drop' Marcos - and further exposed Ololo's favourite pastime of mining – travelling around Imo province with her armed guards, pointing to whatever catches her greedy, acquisitive eye and declaring "dis am mine" – and "dat am mine".
The new commissioners include Okorocha / Ololo relatives:
Nnamdi O'Dinga – witch doctor oversight committee
Ugochi Banana-Kukaburra – banana & coconut exports
Winnebago Chuckabutty – Swiss numbered account affairs
Johnson Headbanger – Imo Province Juju Man licensing board
Uchendu Fuzzy-Wuzzy – pubic toilet administration
Rastus Madeupname – child sex slave trafficking affairs
Twatcha N’kunta – Bell Curve Deficiency regulator
Ms Patience Dandelion – offshore banking investments
Uncle Cletus McDonga – black market transplant organ donor kidnapping affairs
Onwueyiagwu Hippopotamus – nepotism employment bureau
Ngozi Clap-Clap – social disease development
Very Reverend Yodcocca Tadpole – concubines & polygamy affairs
Spearchucker Flashbang – baboon training programme
Constance Jaffacake – conflict diamond exchange
Firebucket Sokkaboot – labour union busting
Iyke Busticket – political opposition assassinations
Thought for the day. Hmmm, Nigerian politics – a circus without a tent. We've seen better organised riots.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Mista Rochas Okorocha, the intellectually-challenged governor of Nigeria's landlocked Imo state, has appointed his sister, Ogechi Ololo as Chief Commissioner for Happiness.
Oh yes, you couldn't make this shit up if the world's top ten fiction / fantasy authors and script-writers got together under one roof to compose the most ridiculous and outrageous political pantomime plot imaginable.
At a ceremony in the provincial capital of Owerri yesterday, Mrs Ololo – who previously held the vaunted regional government portfolio as special adviser on nepotism and sleaze - was sworn-in alongside 27 of the All Progressives Congress' new commissioners - and a further 27 transition committee chairmen - all tasked with heading local government councils across the state.
Speaking at the inaugral ceremony at the Imo International Corruption Centre on Monday, Governor Okorocha urged his appointee relatives to see themselves as men and women on a rescue mission – to distract the public eye from the blatant rip-off and kick-back bribery culture, and make a success story of his crooked and unscrupulous administration - and thus improve his chances of standing as a candidate for the post of national President in the 2019 elections – so he might follow in the envied money-grubbing footsteps of the incumbent Muhammadu Buhari - and his equally-crooked predecessor - Badluck Jonathan Crackerbarrel.
“Yo' is all part of dis privileged group dat has de opportunity ter make names an' lotsa money for yo' selves – an' remind yo' dat dis appointment is not business as usual cos pocketin' all de payoffs is now de job of my sista Ogechi an' yo' lot just get a cut."
“So no more is we gonna tolerate any sharp practice on yo' own behalf – or any lazy assed neglect of duty cos yo' all gotta work hard for my policy-driven 'Happiness Rescue' project cos happiness is in short supply here an' I mean ter fix de 'Misery Rules' problem – an yo' guys better ensure dat all dese ongoing projects be completed - especially de half- built schools an' bridges an' roads – an' all de people is smilin' an' happy."
Conversely Okorocha's creation of the role of Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness for his 19-stone cellulite-laden sister, Ogechi Ololo - and swearing-in 27 of his shifty relatives as commissioners for the graft and corruption-ridden Imo State – has hardly produced the desired effect of putting a smile on people's faces but rather been rubbished and met with derision across the social media.
To wit, Nigeria's comic act Commissioner for Mandatory Happiness, has apparently spit the proverbial dummy after her appointment was ridiculed across the swathe of social media by what Governor Okorocha referred to as black-assed scally anarchist types – who dubbed Ololo the Queen of Sleaze and a Jimmy Choo-Choo accessory addict – then compared her to her idol and inspiration – Zimbabwe's toxic 'Gucci Grace' Rhubarbie – Darkest Africa's answer to the Philippines' Imelda 'Shop til yer Drop' Marcos - and further exposed Ololo's favourite pastime of mining – travelling around Imo province with her armed guards, pointing to whatever catches her greedy, acquisitive eye and declaring "dis am mine" – and "dat am mine".
The new commissioners include Okorocha / Ololo relatives:
Nnamdi O'Dinga – witch doctor oversight committee
Ugochi Banana-Kukaburra – banana & coconut exports
Winnebago Chuckabutty – Swiss numbered account affairs
Johnson Headbanger – Imo Province Juju Man licensing board
Uchendu Fuzzy-Wuzzy – pubic toilet administration
Rastus Madeupname – child sex slave trafficking affairs
Twatcha N’kunta – Bell Curve Deficiency regulator
Ms Patience Dandelion – offshore banking investments
Uncle Cletus McDonga – black market transplant organ donor kidnapping affairs
Onwueyiagwu Hippopotamus – nepotism employment bureau
Ngozi Clap-Clap – social disease development
Very Reverend Yodcocca Tadpole – concubines & polygamy affairs
Spearchucker Flashbang – baboon training programme
Constance Jaffacake – conflict diamond exchange
Firebucket Sokkaboot – labour union busting
Iyke Busticket – political opposition assassinations
Thought for the day. Hmmm, Nigerian politics – a circus without a tent. We've seen better organised riots.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Sunday, 3 December 2017
Prince George: First 'Openly' Gay King?
In today’s 'Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, the sub-headline says it all: ''Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy'. Now ain't that all we need from the scrounging parasite Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor clan – a turd-burgling future king - transgender perhaps - appearing on the front cover of Spartacus in a skimpy mankini – Prince George crowned Queen.
WTF next? The monarchical bloodlines of Broken Britain have produced some utter inbred abominations since the fall of the Saxon kings and the Normans took over – followed by a succession of incestuous wankers – Plantagenets, Lancasters, Yorks, Tudors - then Lizzie T' Mk 1 popped her clogs and Nonceland's King James Stuart – our first monarch in a skirt who preferred bonking men up the arse to court pussy – and on to the kinky Kraut Hanoverarians - and this present day tribe of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor weirdoes.
Okay, so what's all the LGBTQFH+ brouhaha about?
A senior Scottish Episcopal church minister - the cross-dressing Very Rev Kelvin McNonce – provost at Glasgow's St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites - made the remarks in a blog advocating the inclusion of homosexual types in the Church – stating for the public record that Christians should pray Prince George turns out to be a faggot – which to his skewed sense of logic will promote social acceptance of homosexuality – that which the Old Testament's Levicticus - 18 & 20 - refer to as 'an abomination' – and by extension convince the Church of England to support same-sex marriage.
Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Brown Hatters Gazette, the Rev McNonce dared go one step beyond – claiming that a Royal Wedding for a same-sex couple would sort things right out with the C of E hierarchy, and then all manner of sexual deviants could take up ecclesiastical careers – (as if the Christian Church's ranks are not already chocker with kiddie fiddling paedos, sodomite priests, pussy munching lezbo nuns, sheep shaggers in cassocks and nasty necrophiliacs) - and it being a great pity the ginger mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, has this last week announced he's marrying some gold-digging American half-breed actress, and not one of his gay Hooray Henry public school mates.
McNonce continued with further dipshit rhetoric, claiming "We need to pray that Prince George will become so enchanted with getting bummed and playing the first year suck n swallow sex slave while he's away at boarding school - and hence undermine this so-called constitutional requirement that he gets wed to a female of the species solely to produce a biological heir to the throne – when he and his same sex partner can always adopt – just like Elton John and his wife, Mrs David Furniture."
Thought for the day. Will you be following the Rev McNonce's advice and praying that little Prince Georgie Porgy kisses the boys instead of the girls? Then he'd be a real life 'Brown Windsor'.
LGBTQFH+ is an acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans-Whatever, Queer, Fucked in the Head, and others.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Yep, the sub-headline says it all: ''Scottish Episcopal Church Batshit Bonkers Priest Prays for Gay Monarchy'. Now ain't that all we need from the scrounging parasite Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor clan – a turd-burgling future king - transgender perhaps - appearing on the front cover of Spartacus in a skimpy mankini – Prince George crowned Queen.
WTF next? The monarchical bloodlines of Broken Britain have produced some utter inbred abominations since the fall of the Saxon kings and the Normans took over – followed by a succession of incestuous wankers – Plantagenets, Lancasters, Yorks, Tudors - then Lizzie T' Mk 1 popped her clogs and Nonceland's King James Stuart – our first monarch in a skirt who preferred bonking men up the arse to court pussy – and on to the kinky Kraut Hanoverarians - and this present day tribe of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor weirdoes.
Okay, so what's all the LGBTQFH+ brouhaha about?
A senior Scottish Episcopal church minister - the cross-dressing Very Rev Kelvin McNonce – provost at Glasgow's St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Catamites - made the remarks in a blog advocating the inclusion of homosexual types in the Church – stating for the public record that Christians should pray Prince George turns out to be a faggot – which to his skewed sense of logic will promote social acceptance of homosexuality – that which the Old Testament's Levicticus - 18 & 20 - refer to as 'an abomination' – and by extension convince the Church of England to support same-sex marriage.
Speaking with one gutter press hack from the Brown Hatters Gazette, the Rev McNonce dared go one step beyond – claiming that a Royal Wedding for a same-sex couple would sort things right out with the C of E hierarchy, and then all manner of sexual deviants could take up ecclesiastical careers – (as if the Christian Church's ranks are not already chocker with kiddie fiddling paedos, sodomite priests, pussy munching lezbo nuns, sheep shaggers in cassocks and nasty necrophiliacs) - and it being a great pity the ginger mingin royal cuckoo, Prince Harry Hewitt, has this last week announced he's marrying some gold-digging American half-breed actress, and not one of his gay Hooray Henry public school mates.
McNonce continued with further dipshit rhetoric, claiming "We need to pray that Prince George will become so enchanted with getting bummed and playing the first year suck n swallow sex slave while he's away at boarding school - and hence undermine this so-called constitutional requirement that he gets wed to a female of the species solely to produce a biological heir to the throne – when he and his same sex partner can always adopt – just like Elton John and his wife, Mrs David Furniture."
Thought for the day. Will you be following the Rev McNonce's advice and praying that little Prince Georgie Porgy kisses the boys instead of the girls? Then he'd be a real life 'Brown Windsor'.
LGBTQFH+ is an acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans-Whatever, Queer, Fucked in the Head, and others.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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