Wednesday, 5 July 2017

Trump & Kim Face Off in Twitter Wars

In today’s ‘Four Horsemen / Armageddon' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in war-mongering hot gossip from our frontline armed conflict correspondent, Sum Dum Fuk, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a foxhole on the 38th Parallel (north) for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial

In a landmark test of a Dingdong-14 ICBM missile, overseen by North Korea's batshit bonkers 16-year old leader, Kim Jong-un - who personally lit the rocket fuse at the Panghyon launch site - NorKor's nuclear-armed military hierarchy has claimed the realisation of a decades-long ambition – the development of an intercontinental ballistic missile that can 'almost' strike any target on the Earth.

NorKor Defence Minister, Fuk Yew Tu, joined with General Pak Lunch in a press conference to announce the success of the Dingdong-14 rocket test, and while confirming it was not armed with a nuclear device did admit the missile had been fitted with an equivalent volume / weight ration inert Kimchi 5 chemical warhead.

The news was later relayed in spectacular 'Read This, Tremble and Obey' imperial fashion during a special broadcast on Korean Central Television yesterday, with state propaganda department chief, Ms Sue Doku, applying rocket science terminology to describe the missile's capabilities: "Very super fast an' will make very big, big bang when it lands on top of Washington's imperialist hooligan White House an' makes very big mess of President Donald Chimp's hair an' his orange suntan."

Conversely the NorKor's test appeared to be its most successful yet as it actually got off the ground, achieved an altitude arc of 2,802km (1,731 miles) and flew 933km for 39 minutes before slamming into a pre-determined ocean target on the northern boundary of Japan's Exclusive Economic Zone - killing several unemployed wind surfers and a school of fish.

The fact the Dingdong-14 ICBM reached an altitude that greatly exceeded the 2,500 kilometres altitude ceiling, prompted the Pentagon general staff to shit kittens – with USAF arms control specialist Billy Bob Dorkberger going into hysterics mode, announcing on Twitter:
"That's it. It's an ICBM. An ICBM that can hit Dutch Harbour or Anchorage – or Seattle."

Now ain't that a fact to make the belligerent Yanks think twice with their imperialist global bully boy threats towards Third World dumps like North Korea – now Nutty Kim has the option to take no more neo-con shit and holds the means to fight back.

Their very own nuclear armed intercontinental missile that can – or rather might – have the ability to wreak havoc on the good ole US of A's West Coast.

Seattle perhaps – and take out NWO eugenicist 'Bent Billy' Gates and his Microslop Empire's HQ – an act of foreign aggression that mayhap will be excused and condoned by Apple Mac aficionados – and the legions of disgruntled MS users who were suckered into downloading the not-fit-for-purpose Windows 10 shitware programme.

A couple of degrees down from the 38th parallel, South Korean President Fuk Mee convened an emergency national security council meeting in their Seoul-based Deep Six nuclear survival bunker after his military intelligence team concluded the Dingdong-14 rocket had both ICBM and orbital potentials and atomic warhead capability – with General Flip Flop Fong belaying the speculative bluster of gutter press media hacks by disclosing the obvious.
"What you stupid hacks think, ha? That if Crazy Kim's missile can reach the west shore of the Great Satan that it can't reach us here? If he decide to fire that at Seoul, then stick your head between your legs an' kiss you ass goodbye cos this over-rated Yankee THADD anti-missile system that's been forced on us won't stop shit."

The first to lodge vehement protests, demanding the Security Council take military action and launch sanctions against Bonkers Kim was the Great Satan's UN (read Israel's) ambassador, Tricky Nikki Haley (real name Dimrat Randywallah) – spouting a threadbare stock n trade black propaganda line that the NorKor regime was a threat to the peace of the known Universe.

Hmmm, in her brief tenure as UN Ambassador, Haley proves herself yet again to be a cunt – in cunt's clothing – by following dutifully in the villainous footsteps of her heinous predecessors - Madeleine Allshite, Colon Powell and Sleazy Samantha Power – demonstrating the required empathy-deficient qualifications and character traits for the job: pro-Zionist Israeli ass-licking apologist, a venal liar and a rabid warmonger.

Then to top off the trials and tribulations of the day, Israel's Ashkenazi Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, made a media announcement that North Korea – a supporter of the Palestinian BDS campaign - was in league with Iran to destroy the Zionist state and urged his brown-nosing neo-con stooges in the US Senate and Congress (Lindsey Graham, Dianne Fiendstein, John Boy McCain n Paul Ryan) to push President Chump (actually their pro-Zionist shill / neo-con White House buddies – the actual 'Trump Whisperers' - Jared Kushner, HR McMaster and Mad Dawg Mattis) for a pre-emptive military response to take out Kim Jong-un's nuclear and missile capabilities.

Not one to calm troubled waters, Agent Orange – aka US President Donald 'U-Turn' Trumpsky jumped straight on the bandwagon with his Samsung 7 handheld terrible tweet machine – ramping up the belligerent rhetoric and twittering to all and sundry who had nowt better to do than read his shit.

"God-damn the NorKor's – and this Kim Mah Jong character - they wanna watch out what I'm gonna post on the Twitter network next. Has this Fatty Kim guy got nothing better to do with his life than getting bad haircuts, watching Russian B movies and launching half-arsed Scrapheap Challenge missiles into the Pacific – trying to scare ME?”

"If China don't reel this schmuck in then it might come down to the good ole US of A bombing the shit out of both Beijing and Pyongyang – once me and my Israel pals have gotten through with Syria – and Lebanon - and Qatar – and Iran. Then we'll be back to finish for good what the Pentagon guys reckon we should have done back in 1953."

Conversely the Chump's Twitter posts, in response to the latest missile test, have set alarm bells a'ringing amongst self-purported NorKor 'experts'.
Former Hilarious Rodent Clinton State Department gopher, Laura Rosenberger, opined to one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that: "Picking a twitter fight with a nuclear-armed dictator is not wise – Donald Chump isn't hosting a reality TV show anymore, and baiting Crazy Kim is playing with fire - nuclear fire. This senile wanker is going to get us into a war with his stupid tweets. You all should have voted for Hillary."

Well, at the end of the day we have two IQ-deficient 'world leaders' (sic) short on strategic patience and engaging in a pointless schoolyard squabble – a pissing contest between this pair of narcissistic, spoiled brat megalomaniacs – with both badly in need of a swift smack round the back of the head and a foot up their arse.

Basically its all comes down to one-upmanship – whose got the worst haircut – and that's a hard topic to decide.
Yet if one-upmanship is to be counted, then Bonkers Kim has defied the odds and thumbed NorKor's nose at the world with a single missile launch.
His long expressed desire for such an auspicious and technically rewarding test - and to have it on the Great Satan's 4th July 'Independence Day' vacation - is just the icing on the proverbial cake.

Thought for the day.
Bit of a bugger for bad haircut Kim having to come to terms with the hypocrisy of the thermo-nuclear-armed / ICBM-equipped cabal: the US of A, Broken Britain, France, China, Russia, Israel, India, Pakiland et al - telling his little backwater dump of a country that he can't have the same military capabilities and weapons of mass distraction that they possess - in defiance of overkill logic and progressive peaceful disarmament.

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Tuesday, 4 July 2017

NHS Funds Teen's Designer Vagina Ops

In today’s ‘Silly Slapper Surgery' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our teenage undercover media correspondent, 'Mad Mollie' McSkanger, manning her covert live news smart phone hotline from the rear of the sharps bin storage alcove at London's St Pudenda's Pussy Clinic for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the Nasty Party's not fit for purpose Health Minister, Jeremy Klunt, is primarily responsible for the unresolved downward slide of Broken Britain's National Ill-Health Service due his treacherous covert attempt to flog it off to a cabal of predatory overseas investors via a privatisation bargain basement fire sale PFI scam – the bankrupt mess of pottage isn't being helped to stay 'in budget' by pubescent schoolgirls watching 'up-close n personal' online 'fuck n suck' movies.
Then, knickers off and legs akimbo, using a hand mirror or 'selfie' smart phone pix to compare their own vulvas to the porn star's 'pretty pink pussy' and deciding they hate what they see and want a 'designer vagina' – threatening suicide - or worse – if their own GP won't recommend an NHS-funded labiaplasty job.

Interviewed for comment by one press hack from the Cock Sock Gazette, the gospel according to leading juvenile-age 'poorly pussy quack', Dr Naomi Crotch, who chairs the British Society for Paediatric and Adolescent Gynaecology, claims she is concerned family GPs are referring scores of young girls who want this operation to the Snatch Surgery Clinics – with females as young as nine seeking genital modification due the fact they're distressed and self-esteem affected due their vulva looking like a pit bull terrier's face after a 14 round title bout with a set of badgers.

Dr Crotch further explained that she had been consulted by girls as young as nine years old to undergo labiaplasty procedures - which involves the inner lips (labia minora) of the vulva being shortened or reshaped – and thus objections via uncomfortable cultural parallels are being drawn between this surgery and the illegal practice of female genital mutilation.

"In the twelve months of 2015-16, more than 200 girls under 18 had labiaplasty performed on the NHS – and over 150 of these girls were under 15."
"I personally conclude that online pornography and images viewed through social media are leading young girls to have unrealistic perceptions regarding the appearance of their genitalia – and wish to have their labia minora (nymphae) trimmed to cosmetic perfection."

"Okay, if there is some predominant and genuine medical abnormality – such as the fact they have pissflaps like a cowboy's saddlebags that hang out of their knickers and slap against their thighs while engaging in school sports events - then there might be a sound clinical reason to recommend a labiaplasty procedure. But just to boost their self-esteem with a designer minge – then no."

Fellattia McScrote, a 17 year old mother of three and resident of Greater Manchester's Stench Hill social housing estate, revealed her justification for threatening self-harm if the family GP didn't support her entreaty to have her drooping labia trimmed to symmetrical precision three years previously.

"Me an' me girly gang mates got discussin' the size of our pussy lips while we woz watchin' this lesbo dyke clusterfuck video and they all had picture perfect slits – like Barbie. So I uses me smart phone ter take a selfie pic of me snatch an' it looked like a sideways taco wiv the fillin' hangin' out - an' I wanted a nice camel toe muff look - wivout me piss flaps protrudin' through like a pair of scrunched up beef curtains."

Conversely, celebrity Harley Street cosmetic surgeon, Miles Gongleberry, defended the procedure - and his mega-bucks private practice fees - expressing an opinion that labiaplasty can improve women's self-esteem, and claiming a labia trim might just improve women's opinions of their twats.
"I've seen patients aged between 10 and 16 who've never had a boyfriend or male sex partner due the fact they're so concerned about their vulvas being regarded as coyote ugly and resembling a baboon's arse."

Obviously this is a very female-orientated 'girly thing' as we notice there's no great rush on the part of contemporary schoolboys to rush off down to the local Willy Clinic - or Rabbi Snipcock's synagogue – to have their cocks 'trimmed' or shortened for reasons of imprudent narcissism.

Then we come to the blight of political correctness and the current theme of allowing a child to decide what sex it identifies as – regardless of being kitted out shortly after the point of conception with either a cock or snatch.
Hence we have little girls who want to be boys, and in equal measure, pre-pubescent boys who'd prefer to be girls – all opting for gender reassignment on the NHS.

Hmmm, after reviewing the above, then one is inclined to agree with the recent report from the Children’s Commissioner for England that in excess of 800,000 adolescent kids across our once-sceptred isle are suffering from mental health problems.

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40410459

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday, 3 July 2017

Dawkins Disses Brexit Vote - & God

In this morning’s ‘Heresy Pays Dividends’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Oxford Uni's New College know-all gobshite-in-chief, career heretic and serial divorcee Richard Dawkins, speaking to one gutter press hack from the Brazen Hubris Review, stated that, in his wholly unqualified opinion, the British common herd public were not smart enough to vote on continued European Union membership – and since they were permitted to do so – just look what's happened: a hard Brexit – with Broken Britain pulling out of the control freak totalitarian EUSSR Federation and from under the jackboot of the unelected kleptocrat commissioners such as Jean Claude Drunkard and his 50-seat Round Table of Europe Corporatocracy masters.

Typical chutzpah from some silver spoon colonial-born dingbat whose head is so far up his own arse its a wonder he doesn't suffocate. Perhaps an enduring symptom of last year's hemorrhagic stroke?

The 76-year old senility-stricken Dawkins – founder of the New College Halitosis Society - continued to rant on, bashing former Nasty Party Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron for taking an irresponsible gamble by even daring to put a straight In / Out EUSSR referendum on the table for the stupid British public to meddle with – which should have had a 99% majority vote as opposed to the logical 50% majority required.

Continuing his dementia-induced rant while speaking on the BBC's Bullshit Hour programme, Dawkins went as far as to say it was wrong of Scameron to call a referendum on something as complicated as leaving the European Union – for in his exalted opinion Posh Dave was playing Russian roulette with Broken Britain's future – and the gun went off and shot him in the foot.

“It’s another one of those cases of having a surgeon who knows how to do a heart transplant - or a pilot who knows how to fly a space shuttle - the decision on leaving Europe was a very complicated political and economic nature – and only surgeons or pilots – or very clever evolutionary biologists like me - should have been allowed to decide the issue."

Hmmm, while Dawkins, a self-confessed Angophobe - who once described England as a 'nasty little backwater' - remains a covert Tory Party voter, spared little considerations to castigating Dave Scameron for taking an irresponsible gamble in allowing the brain dead common herd demographic to vote on an EU referendum - yet cautiously avoided any semblance of criticism viz the former Tory leader's scandalous zoophiliac fetish for fucking pigs.

"I'm an evolutionary biologist and know from experience that the television-mesmerised, microwave dinner slurping common herd are too stupid to have been allowed anywhere near the Brexit voting booths."
"They might just have the intelligence to buy my books – and perhaps read a few pages – which they will doubtless fail to comprehend the in-depth intellectual meaning of - but should not be trusted to vote in anything like an election – even if they are street smart enough to read the Beano – or write their own name - and can put a cross in a little box."

Conversely, nigh on every fucker and their dog who could get their slack arses out of bed - or the betting shop or pub - voted – 46,501,241 total - and the majority 51:9% / 17,410,742 million voted Leave while the minority 48:1% - 16,141,241 - voted Remain.
Not that far out – only a mere 1.3 million short of a win. So WTF is the batshit bonkers Dawkins' illustrious 'Remoaner' opinion of the 16 million 'equally ignorant' Remain sector voters – also too fucking stupid to be allowed anywhere near a ballot box?

Oh yes, this is the very same faux intellectual batshit bonkers Marxist who attempted to subvert the democratic process by encouraging people to swap votes.
Brexit – and specifically so the oh so disastrous (for Terry Mayhem) snap election - proved that if politicians refuse to listen to the voters then they'll pay the piper at the ballot box.

This misguided apostasy-ridden heretic is no Martin Luther, but a blaspheming, heathen wanker – a latter day Darwinianist who maintains we are not part of some 'grand divine design' but merely the result of chaos in motion, mere biological chance - a product of random molecular circumstance and destined for the same born-live-die destiny as a fruit fly.

Such pity the Spanish Inquisition aren't around to review the merits of his 464 page God Delusion pulp fiction sacrilege work - currently going for £0.01p each on Amazon – (yep - a 'tenth' of a copper penny) – but that's what shit scribed by blasphemers is selling for today.

So, according to this infidel Remainiac, God doesn't exist. Okay, then by logical progression if God doesn't exist, then neither does the Virgin Mother nor Jesus – nor the Angels – nor Heaven – (so eternal salvation's out of the window too) – and by extension neither does the Devil / Satan – whoever - nor Hell.

Well, the last piece of iconoclastic belaying viz the non-existence of Hell is a bit of a relief, at least.

Now we gotta come full circle on this one, for if our Deities are more scent than substance then that's Santa Claus out of the game as well, along with the Tooth Fairy and fuck knows who else. No shit, who's gonna explain that one to a bunch of disillusioned, pissed-off kids? Richard Dawkins?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 2 July 2017

Gentrification Rules: Grenfell Tower Torched?

In this weekend’s ‘Something Stinks in Kensington’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our ex-Boko Haram frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Des O'Dinga, manning the live news smart phone hotline as he sorts through the ashes of Grenfell Tower – (on the lookout for evidence of dirty deeds done dirt cheap by Kensington and Chelsea council's gentrification committee) – for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Before we start leaving flowers and soft, cuddly toys, or offering condolences, a spare bed - or soup in a basket - to the survivors of this avoidable 'waiting to happen' pyrotechnic disaster we need to get politically incorrect and into a bit of an imputative Q & A session.

For starters, the stock reason being spouted by the media and officialdom is the Grenfell Tower 'fridge fire' started in someone's kitchen – and a refrigerator fire usually occurs at the rear of the fridge with the compressor – rarely inside the cold unit itself, unless some agent provocateur is storing a blend of dodgy, volatile chemicals for use in one of the security service's false flag suicide bombing terrorist attacks.

Okay, so WTF is there to burn with any intensity at the back of a fridge? Not much – in fact nowt that can't be extinguished by unplugging the damn thing from the mains and pissing on the smouldering remains of the compressor and wiring.

But this fridge fire at Grenfell Tower, even after being given two coats of looking at by the local Fire Brigade and extinguished to their professional satisfaction, must have been so intense that the heat migrated through the wall (brickwork / concrete?) and caused the building's outside cladding to go into blazing conflagration mode and incinerate the entire block – including a host of residents.

Inflammable core cladding sandwiched between aluminium sheets besides – it might burn and smoulder away in a half-arsed manner. Perhaps. Cos something stinks in Denmark – and it isn't Hamlet's socks.
There's some whopping porky pies being spouted regarding this social tragedy and one is inclined to speculate that a touch of arson might be involved – unless the actual cheap shit cladding that the crap council opted for to save a few quid was made from white phosphorus and painted over with weathercoat quality napalm.

But from Day One the plot thickens as the Nasty Party's Minister for Coverups, Sir Gilbert Ratt-Pillock, designates Sir Martin Moore-Dickhead as the appointed inquiry sanitizer and guilt absolver – who then opines to gutter press hacks that the purpose of this independent (sic) inquiry is to discover the truth about what happened at Grenfell Tower, so lessons can be learned to avoid similar tragedies in the future – yet most definitely not go as far as resident survivors may demand – and specifically pointing the finger of blame at his Masonic secret handshake club brethren responsible for buying sub-standard fire hazard cladding.

There again, this establishment stooge might be a better choice for a coverup than the Dr David Kelly murder inquiry chair, Lord Bwian Hutton of Whitewash Hall - or illegal Iraq invasion n war inquiry chair, John 'The Sloth' Chilcot - who took longer - 7 years - than the war itself lasted - to decide Tony Bliar wasn't really to blame for the dodgy dossier and lying about non-existent weapons of mass distraction.

To wit, as the shit is about to hit the fan at some opportune moment down the road, let's take a gander at the guilty parties so far marked for tar and feathering – if not manslaughter charges – if the Met Plod Squad live up to their 'no stone unturned' boast a wee bit more efficiently than they did with their Westminster-orientated Operation PaedoScum investigations that resulted in the victims being branded compo-payment seeking liars.

First off for the chop was the sacked / resigned (same thing) chief executive of Kensington and Chelsea council, Tricky Nicky Colgate (paid £193,000-a-year – and is set to receive a six-figure pay-off for being fired) was effectively told to resign by communities secretary, Sajid Javid.
Hmmm, so as this foreseeable calamity might have been avoided if not for cost-cutting Nasty Party austerity measures - and occurred on the Community Minister's watch - when can we expect Jolly Javid's resignation?

Prior to his own cut n run resignation Nicholas Paget-Brownnose admitted there had been a political fall-out following the fire, but said some criticisms need to be challenged with a couple of wholly irrelevant distraction statements.
'We have lost our town clerk, Nick Colgate and I want to thank Dr Barry Quack, chief executive of Lewisham Council for agreeing to act as an interim chief executive and Lewisham Mayor, Sir Stevie Bollocks, for agreeing to lend him to us.'

Anxious to get in on the condemnation act, the Lib-Dum's short-arsed Home Affairs spokesman, Ed Davey, went straight for the jugular of the dog wanker responsible for the fitting of the tower's fire hazard cladding.
'The cabinet member for housing and deputy council leader, Rocky Feilding-Mellen's refusal to be held accountable for serious failures made on his watch is astounding. He should take responsibility and stand down immediately. In fact, if this was Japan he'd commit ritual seppuku – or at least fall on his own sword – or umbrella.'

Up there with the rest of the usual suspects is Robert 'Bobby' Scatt, the chief executive of Kensington & Chelsea Tenant Management Organisation responsible for managing Grenfell Tower - the latest high-profile figure to resign in the wake of the disaster - so he can concentrate on hiding his ill-gotten gains offshore and relocate to Brazil.

Next comes the exposure, naming n shaming of the tosser responsible for the pre-blaze Grenfell Tower fire risk assessment – who conspired with council housing chiefs to hide safety failings at the building.
Fire consultant (sic) Carl Stokes copped a £250,000 paycheque to inspect the high-rise block and then plotted with Kensington and Chelsea Tenant Management Organisation to hide the failings from both residents and London Fire Brigade.

Stokes' advice not to disclose the life-threatening fire risks was backed 100% by housing jobswoths, who were looking to avoid safety improvements which they considered unnecessary – and opting for a cheap arsed cladding face lift – to turn a wart on a pig's arse into a 'cosmetic' beauty spot.

Then the shit really hits the proverbial as Kensington and Chelsea council's first cabinet meeting since the disaster was adjourned after just 20 minutes last Thursday - after the not fit for purpose council was forced by a High Court order to admit the press and public.

Hmmm, a sub rosa council meeting – secrets to hide - no press allowed – somebody have something to hide? That the zinc cladding originally proposed was replaced with a sub standard - less fire resistant - aluminium type, saving nigh on £300,000 quid for the slush fund kitty?

The council cabinet intended to hold the meeting behind closed doors, but a High Court judge ruled members of the press, fire victims and the general public should be allowed to attend.
However the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea cabinet panel - led by Nicholas Paget-Brownhatter – opted to call the meeting off, claiming it was suddenly impossible to have an open discussion as the presence of reporters might prejudice the public inquiry – which was dismissed as 'bullshit' and sparked fresh chaos, crying and shouted accusations of a cover-up - plus calls for the cabinet to resign.

Contracted security guards from the local Renta-Thug Agency then evicted a raging mob of irate press hacks and members of the public from the cabinet chamber before they went totally ballistic and doused council members with the cans of lighter fluid and petrol they'd sneaked into the meeting.

Were the cabinet members shitting kittens that the truth might be spilled – or about pull some arrogant excuse – alike new boy Frogland President, Emmanuel Macron - that their complex collective deliberations on whom to blame for the inferior ' highly combustible' cladding may prove too much for journalists and the common herd demographic to understand – and didn't lend itself to an embarrassing question and answer session?

So, did the cladding work bids go out for tender? Que bono – who profited? Which of these overpaid, golden parachute bureaucraps and jobsworths pocketed the kickbacks from contracting the Cheap Shit Cladding Corp?

Speaking off the record to one press hack from the Daily Shitraker when it was pointed out that contractors do not decide on materials and confronted with a list of requested savings sent to contractors in July 2014 - which detailed potential cutbacks of £693,161 and reducing the cost of the contract from £9.2 million nicker to £8.5 million – including the £293,368 to be saved by fitting 'aluminium cladding in lieu of the more expensive zinc type with a fire-retardant core - Councillor Ron Smarmy fell victim to a prang of guilty conscience, and in a pathetic attempt at self-preservation snitched up yet another shifty Masonic secret handshake club deal.

'I'm not gettin' pilloried or goin' ter jail fer this cluster fuck – cos the cabinet decided ter quote the Nasty Party government's 'Austerity First' policy ter the cosmetic titification work by Crap.Clad Builders - cos if we'd gone wiv the more expensive stuff an' this overpriced sprinkler system the residents woz demandin' then that would 'ave impacted on the in-hand budget balance an' knocked an effin' big hole in our annual performance bonuses.'

Thought for the day.
The gospel according to Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Council leader, Nickerless Paget Brownshirt – just prior to receiving a 'You're Fired' text from Downing Street: 'The Kensington and Chelsea Tenant Management Organisation oversee 18 tower blocks in the borough - all of which are over 10 storeys high and haven't so far been gutted by fires – plus they all have up-to-date fire safety risk assessments and none of these afore-mentioned blocks have yet been fitted with gentrification-friendly inflammable cladding.'

Hmmm, wonder who did these fire safety risk assessments – the same Carl Stokes consultant whose assessment of Grenfell Tower prompted Kensington and Chelsea Tenant Management Organisation to act in a criminal manner and hide the dangerous failings report from both residents and the London Fire Brigade?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU(Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Thursday, 29 June 2017

White House Run on Hollywood Script

In today’s 'Hollywood Runs the White House' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Osama bin Bag, manning a covert live news smart phone hotline from the Shite House Oval Office's broom cupboard for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The good ole US of A's post-9/11 Project for a New American Century bullshit propaganda pantomime – using the humanitarian intervention / Arab Spring democratic self-determination excuses to target Islamic nations in Africa and the Middle East for regime change via aggressive military actions, establish geo-strategic war-mongering bases then seize 'short n curlies' control of their natural resources (by installing some Western / Israel Zionist-friendly proxy stooge) has copped for limelight scrutiny across the expanse of the alternative media networks this week – thanks to the likes of Seymour Hershey Bar, Wickedleaks and Fast Eddy Snowball – jointly exposing the biggest Washington fraud since 1969 when Stuttering Stan Kubrick and Buzz Lightyear faked the first of the 'shifty six' Man in the Moon landings.

Not only did the 'bad news' confirm what most canny, half-awake anti-New World Order activists have known all along – that the US and Israel – and their lapdog Mid-East proxies – Saudi, UAE, Kuwait, Jordan, Qatar et al – are funding and arming the nasty ISIS Caliphate gang – but further exposed the fact that wounded Islamic terrorist rebels fighting to overthrow the elected Syrian government (and turn the country into a fucked-up Balkanised shambles – same as Iraq and Libya) - are being 'mended' in Israeli hospitals.

And if it wasn't for this week's bad news then the IQ-deficient Chump's Shite House neo-con administration wouldn't have any – first off with intelligence service leaks that the US's 59 Tomahawk cruise missile attack on Syria's Shitrat airbase - their 'divine retribution' response to the purported sarin gas attack on civilians in Khan Sheikhoun last April was illegal - inasmuch the incident being based on pure black propaganda filmed by the Shite Helmet Amateur Dramatics group.

The next double-whammy came with an exposé that current threats aimed at Basher Assad's legitimate Syrian government - of being bombed into extinction by the Great Satan's 'Mass Murder Corp' warmonger coalition – are based on more dirty lies - that Assad's military are planning a second sarin gas attack – a slanderous, septic slice of mendacious propaganda – whose origin rests with a false flag plot taken straight out of Netflix current House of Cards series - in which the White House head honcho, President Frank Underdog – along with his equally criminal toxic slut of a VP wife, Claire – concoct a scam to justify the military invasion of no other than the Yanks 'in vogue' whipping boy - Syria – in moral response to a Syrian Army chemical weapons attack on their restive civilian population.

Well, what a fuckup – Chump's nasty neo-con run Shite House administration mafia – already bankrupt of any semblance of political credibility - are that stuck for ideas to 'Get Assad' that they're now using some War of Jenkin's Ear type excuse – and plagiarising the scripts and dirty dealing plots from Netflix House of Cards - to justify a Bush / Bliar style illegal 'troops on the ground' invasion of a sovereign Mid-East nation - by waving a fictitious 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier before the media cameras – that claims Syrian President Mohammad al Bad Ass is plotting to use chemical weapons to see off the US-backed Jolly Jihad Muslim rebels.

Thus small wonder Shite House press secretary Sean Spicegirl is being lampooned as a thick as pigshit stooge for going public with this see-through 'second sarin gas attack' scam.
So too the wicked White House's pro-Zionist ambassador to the UN, Tricky Nikki Hailstone, who followed up on Spicerack's commentary with this threat: “The goal is at this point not just to send Basher al Assad a 'Watch It' message, but scare the shit outa Russia and Iran as well."

Don't know who the fuck is dumber than shit – the intellectually challenged Donald Chump – or the dumb-as-shit tossers who voted for him – or his trophy wife Melanoma, for marrying the tosser.
Chump's the Neo-Con Zionists' / Edomite Israel's wet dream come true. A brainless narcissist controlled by the Kurumaku Military-Industrial 'Triple Six' neo-con warmonger cabal and the Rothshite Kosher Nostra crime syndicate's Wall St banksters – all whispering sweet nothings in his ear and pulling the puppet strings.

The Israeli's 'sayanim' scumster on the ground is Chump's actual son-in-law, the rodent-featured Jared '666' Kushner – while the neo-con's boys are represented by US Secretary of State, T Rex Tillerson – and the 'Project for a New American Century' military-industrial voice is the sinister H. R. McMaster - along with the conscience-stifled (read 'brain dead') pitbull psycho gopher, old 'locked n loaded' Mad Dog Mattis.

Ha! One of the many broken election campaign pledges Russia's Agent Orange made was to 'drain the swamp' of evil critters.
Que? WTF? The orange clot, once he had the front door key to the Shite House, staffed his entire administration with the scum – then started firing FBI exec's left, right n centre, labelling their Russian election meddling investigation a witch hunt. But there again the Beltway Capitol's rife and rank with broomsticks, black cat crap, bubbling cauldrons and the stench of Satanic curses.

To wit, so much for the Hidden Hand - it's a Deep State run Shite House – infested with the very same shitbag faction who pulled off the 9/11 false flag terror attack with Israel. These dog wankers, independently and collectively, represent an existential, nihilist threat to the entire planet and every fucker on it.

When it comes down to the humanitarian intervention / democratic rights regime change bullshit scams, for starters these pro-Zionist neo-con psychos underestimate the complications of the task at hand – as per Syria – and wholly fail to grasp the radical consequences of their imperialist bully actions – as per Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen and Syria – balkanised, armed n dangerous.

And let's not even touch on the chemical weapons gross hypocrisy when the US and their proxy stooges – KSA / UAE / Qatar / Kuwait / Israel are blasting the shit out of any and all declared 'enemies of democratic freedom' with white phosphorus and depleted uranium munitions.

Since JFK was snuffed on the orders of US-based power-broking elitist oligarchs and their toady consortium of shills n stooges, all presidencies since – including the current spoiled brat megalomaniac Shite House incumbent – Agent Orange / President U-Turn / Donald Chumpsky – have exemplified all that is wrong with the Great Satan: American hedonistic decadence and burnout.
Too much money, graft and corruption infesting the socio-political stage, drugs and arrogance; too little humility and heart – all signposts marking the path to self-destruction – the once-cherished American Dream morphs into the American Nightmare.

Oh my, the surreal haphazard, hit n miss nature of Chump's (actually 'his'?) government policy ... 'both foreign and domestic' (as they like to say when it comes to acts of belligerence) ... and the fact they are still getting away with it is a testament to the patience and non-military, diplomatic perseverance of the likes of Russia and China – and Iran – regardless of the reservoirs of spite and hatred harboured in the hearts of the nations the good ole US of A – aka the Great Satan – has fucked over since 1898 – starting with the false flag attack on the Midway in Havana harbour and the ensuing Spanish-American War and the neo-colonial conquest of the Philippine Islands – which resulted in the war of attrition deaths of millions of Pinoy civilians – via the route of incarcerations, torture, starvation and outright murder – and let's never forget Vietnam.
Too late by far the philosophy of 'planting trees under whose shade we shall never sit'.
God Bless America. Cos, for her continued sins, no fucker else will.

Thought for the day.
What kind of narcissistic, vacuous clown forges a copy of Time magazine - with his posing pic on the front cover - then orders copies hung in all the properties and golf clubs he owns – and invites his bestest ever zillionaire pal, Jeffrey Epslime – aka The Creature from Paedophile Island – over to the Shite House for tea?

The Chump's a misogynistic, objectionable groping cunt at a molecular level – almost on a par with his horrid arsehole of a son-in-law – the smarmy Jared Kushner – he of the Manhattan-based '666 Kikester Towers' address – whose access to Chump's ear regarding the Mid-East and Syria has the venal potential to strike the spark igniting WW3 – and the only winner on that game board will be scavenger carrion – all thanks to Jared 'Anti-Christ' Kushner and the Kosher Nostra ZioNazi lobby.

In stark polar opposite contrast to the belligerent neo-con designs of T. Rex Tillerson, with John Quincy Adams as Secretary of State, the fledgling U S of A shunned representation in European peace conferences held in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars for reasons of isolationism – the insular possession game plan – and a sagacious policy rooted in a determination to avoid entangling alliances – and in Adams' own words – the US harboured no concerns 'to seek monsters to destroy'.

Yet today there are 'monsters to destroy' on a global scale – lurking in dark corners and under every bed. A pity Chump & Co don't take a long, hard look in a mirror and see the real demonic monsters staring right back at them.

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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, AIPAC politico ponces, shitbag sheiks, mental case Wahhabi imams, perjuriously corrupt Ashkenazi Zionists, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky neo-con politicos might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were gassed or harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA – GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Flabby Fallon Threatens to Nuke Hackers

In this morning’s 'War is Good & Profitable' expose edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to the Nasty Party's defence secretary, Michael 'Just Learning' Fallon - in a statement wholly backed by Tory Foreign Minister, Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense – issued while speaking with gutter press hacks from the Warmongers Gazette yesterday, announced for the public record that Broken Britain retains the option to carry out military strikes in response to cyber attacks.

While it manifests as a terrifying thought for the common herd to dwell upon - that the flabby Fallon – (a Nonceland-born Remainiac with zero military credentials - whose 'game theory' strategic experience lies with draughts and a Monopoly board - and full of his own 'divine importance' in the greater scheme of things) - later informed a Chatham House 'wank tank' gathering of New World Order Globalists that the UK had the ability to respond with extreme prejudice to attacks "from any domain - air, land, sea or cyber – and target them with a series of pre-emptive nuclear strikes delivered via the 'shelf life expired' UGM 133A Trident II missile system."

Fallon further emphasised the UK's covert ability to carry out cyber offensives of its own - using the US / Israeli Stuxnet virus – with his more at scent than substance bluster coming in the wake of Brussels-based hackers mounting what has been exaggeratingly described as a 'determined attack' on the House of Conmans last Friday.

Up to 650 e-mail accounts - with links to the Dark Net's 'Paedoville Paradise' child porno website - were compromised for blackmail material, although government sources said the attack was later contained - after some bright spark ex-Eton fag intern - with a sordid secret to hide - had the self-preservation survival sense to get their slack arse down into Westminster's Guy Fawkes Catacombs and unplug Parliament's main ethernet cable.

Multi-national corporations across the UK, including several of Britain's biggest companies - Poundland, Domino's Pizza and High Street bookies, Flatbrokes - were reported being struck by a major ransomware cyber-offensive – believed to have been ordered by Brussels EUSSR 'Round Table of 50' corporatocracy mandarins in retaliation for Brexit 'negotiations' (sic) going full steam ahead.

In May this year NHS services across England and Scotland were hit by a large-scale cyber-attack that screwed up hospital and GP surgery activities even more so than the wholly inept Tory Health Minister, Jeremy 'Privatisation' Kunt's calculated and deliberate acts of gross mismanagement.

Commenting on the Westminster cyber offensive, Fallon reported "Last Friday we saw Broken Britain hit by yet another internet blitzkrieg, this time directed against the House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds IT systems.
Investigations discovered the hackers were attempting to carry out a sustained and determined attack on Lords and MP user accounts in a criminal endeavour to access links to their tax-dodge offshore bank accounts, drug suppliers and child porno website memberships."

Following in the wake of Friday's cyber- blitz, Fallon has also been forced to deny the Royal Navy's most powerful warship is vulnerable to hackers after 'shitting kittens' alarm bells went off regarding outdated software.

The all-new pride and joy of British naval sea power, the HMS Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier, weighing in at a cumbersome 65,000-tonnes, the largest blunder of a warship ever built for the Senior Service Bumboys Club – was recently described by Rear Admiral Dinsdale Figg-Newton as being 'very, very big' – with enough clear deck space to host a foxhunt.

Conversely, according to one article in this week's Spendthrift's Review, the 280-metre Queen Elizabeth - which has cost the hapless taxpayers a gob-smacking £3:5 billion quid to date - has key control room computer systems operating on the 'hacker friendly' Windows XP software programme - (copyright 1985 to 2001) - an outdated system Microslop themselves no longer run security updates for.

In response Fallon opined to scoffing media hacks: "Perhaps the XP security system itself does have more holes in it than a Swiss cheese, but it's the safeguards that surrounds it which count – and I want to reassure you HMS Queen Elizabeth – just like the old bag herself in Fuckingham Palace – that the security protocols and the computer system are adequately protected - by a pack of rabid corgis."

Troubling thought for the day:
Defence Secretary Michael 'Just Learning' Fallon – a drunk driving, expenses-fiddling, dog wanker Remainiac, who has his high moral ground mind set on the greater good of pre-emptive nuclear strikes and is eager to claim a War Criminal Club t-shirt – just like New Labour's Tony ' Miranda' Bliar and Geoff 'The Loon' Hoon - has committed Broken Britain to backing future military action in Syria in retaliation for any use of chemical weapons by President Basher al-Assad – real or false flag initiated.

Fallon told BBC Radio 4's Bullshit Hour programme: "As always in war, aggressive military action must be media justified – even if illegal - as per the invasion of Iraq and the 59 Tomahawk cruise missile strike on Syria's Shitarat airfield in April - and all necessary to forward the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda in achieving their Greater Israel objectives – from the brook of the Nile to the Eurphrates."

"Hence my personal compliant support for further pre-emptive bombings and cruise missile attacks on the Syrian Army by US President Donald Chump – acting on orders from Tel Aviv and the Rothshite crime syndicate's placemen, HR McMasters and Mad Dog Mattis - would be unwavering."

Fallon's Kosher Nostra lickspittle commitment comes after the White House issued a statement that 'intelligence sources' (sic) had viewed convincing propaganda evidence in this week's Beano that Assad's military forces are preparing for further chemical weapon attacks on US / Israeli backed Jolly Jihadist rebel forces.

Hmmm, the flabby Fallon's better suited to running a nursery than in charge of Broken Britain's defences – especially when he agrees with each and every illegal, aggressive move the US and Israeli military machines make.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU(Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).

Friday, 23 June 2017

Paedo Victims Boycott Jay's IICSA

In today’s ‘Caveat Lector' conspiracy edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip reports from our frontline nonce-hunting media correspondent, Catamite Jack, manning the live news cellphone hotline from a utilities cupboard inside the IICSA HQ for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to an editorial column in this week's Kiddie Fiddlers Gazette, child sexual abuse victims have been utterly marginalised by the very government inquiry set up to investigate the voluminous historic claims that state-run orphanages / social care homes were turned into 'beast with two backs' bordellos to serve the disgusting deviant scatological sexual lusts of Establishment VIPs (Very Important Paedophiles).

The Independent Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse (IICSA), set up by the-then Home Secretary Terry Mayhem in July 2014, was originally tasked with examining the extent to which religious groups and local authorities failed vulnerable children from molestation - and investigate why organised elitist paedophile rings involving secret handshake club Freemason members were allowed 'after the hours of darkness' key-holder access to these aforesaid care homes - and officially exempt from investigation, arrest and / or prosecution.

Conversely, this week one victims' collective - Survivors of Organised and Institutional Abuse (SOIA) – a group comprised of those raped and sodomised by lowlife members of the Royal Family, household name BBC celebrities, MI5 / MI6 security service perverts, House of Conmans MPs and Upper House of Frauds onanist peers – have quit their participation in Mrs Jaybird's liberal-leaning IICSA snake oil pantomime, informing the gutter press media that the inquiry was corrupt and hell bent on systemic coverups of the identity of the dirty deviant Establishment pederast criminals involved - and hence not fit for purpose.

SOIA spokeswoman Bev McSkanger, opined to one hack from the Tar & Feather Review that "As far as any fuckin' thing the mainstream media – aka the government propaganda system – spew out as gospel truth, then it becomes a matter of 'caveat lector' – reader beware - for while predatory paedophilia is regarded as bein' synonymous with child sexual abuse, it has more in common with pure criminal, perverted Satanist evil."

"And just look at the creepy broomstick merchants they've tried to put in charge of chairin' this inquiry to date. A cringeworthy catalogue of wholly unacceptable split-arsed Establishment lickspittles an' brown-nosers – all the lot's a bunch of contemptuous stooges that don't give a flyin' fuck about the victims and survivors – or any other sector of the common herd votin' demographic."

"First off that bent bitch of a Home Secretary, Terry Mayhem, tried to saddle us with Baroness Annie Havers Butler-Sloshed – (sister of the equally disreputable 'Bumboy Bobby' Havers and marked for the pages of infamy for her coverup of the Princess Di and Dodo al Fayed murders) – followed by the next in line to be foisted on the common herd demographic as a non-partisan adjudicator – the Botox-deficient Dame Fifi Woolfpack – neighbour and dinner pal of Lecherous Leon Brittan – the Nasty Party's Home Sec' that torched the Dickens paedo expose dossier. Then that most questionable Kiwi judge - the androgynous Lowell Goddard – who shit n quit before her inquiry ever got underway."

"So now we have the Nasty Party's current Home Secretary, Amber '346' Crudd, appointing this Nonceland-born n bred Granny Alexis Jaybird – a former 'social worker' - to chair the IICSA – an Establishment Powers That Be stooge who the actual child sexual abuse 'victims and survivors' themselves regard as credibility-deficient as her three vilified predecessors – and as unpalatable as a course of chemotherapy – along with her consulting legal beagles, Ms Henrietta Shill QC and Ms Arsewipe Weathervane QC."

"This equates as just another 'Them n Us' joke, and I've seen better organised riots than this Parliamentary-appointed shambles that should be renamed the Independent Inquiry for the Coverup of Child Sexual Abuse when you have the Westminster government and the Roman Catholic / Church of England religious bodies implicated in the litany of kiddie fiddling crimes."

"It's not just a few instances of abuse but a nationwide culture that's been in operation for decades – and all the more likely centuries - and has now gone underground – of kids gettin' bonked an' buggered by their 'social betters' and the arseholes appointed to protect them. Teachers and social workers and their supposed religious spiritual advisers – priests and vicars and sadist bitch lesbo nuns that would be better suited for a job at Israel's Facility 1391 prison, torturin' Palestinian kids before they murder them to supply Mossad's black market transplant organs crime syndicate."

"This inquiry, now being chaired by Alexis Jaywalker, involves 13 initial investigations into allegations against local authorities, religious organisations, the armed forces, pubic and private institutions, and people in the pubic eye.
The entire shebang is not fit for purpose and has never been fit for purpose. We at the SOIA engaged to try to help it be fit for purpose – same as the Shirley Oaks Survivors Association - who have pulled out already in disgust."

"The Home Office had a conflict of interest under both Terry Maybot and the current incumbent – the skin of her teeth re-elected Amber '346' Crudd - and had failed to deal with abuse that had taken place - including the children's homes and approved schools it was responsible for - prior to 1970."

"To wit, the entire charade has actually been beset by controversy and gone one step sideways and two backwards - never forwards - since its inception – all thanks to the ill-conceived choice of Establishment 'conflicts of interest' shills and stooges appointed to chair it – all with their own secret agendas – for at the heart of the inquiry are criminally liable institutions, misusing taxpayers' funds to defend these same erring institutions."

"I don't know about the IICSA bein' labelled as the government's much-vaunted 'Truth Project'. A more fittin' moniker would be the 'Paedo Coverup Project' – and with good reason too when we have Mrs Jaywalker and her IICSA circus issuing an apology for the loss of vital victim-witness related testimonies and evidence being instantly and permanently erased from their servers due to a technical glitch. Yeah right – some dog wanker pressed the delete button by mistake – and accidentally wiped out the shit list of named abusers." Whoops, oh dear, how sad – and fuckin' convenient."

"That's why the IICSA has the title prefix of 'Independent Inquiry' – cos now it's independent of any and all child sexual abuse victims that might point a damning finger at the ruling Establishment's Very Important Paedophiles and up-end the status quo when a few of them get collared and spill the beans on all their other high and mighty Masonic paedo pals in Buckingham Palace, Westminster, the Senedd, Holyrood and Stormont."

"Will Professor Jaysquawker's inquiry even attempt to review the truth behind the horrors visited on the little Draper children - P and her brother Q - by the venal, yet untouchable, pederast staff of Hampstead's St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites?"
"And let's not even touch on Nonceland's corrupt Dunblane massacre inquiry - sealed from the public eye by Lord Dirty Douggie Cullen for 100 years lest it be known who the Freemason's chief paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton's Scottish Establishment clients really were."
"Or what still goes on unchecked with the sexual abuse of special needs children at Lord Molly Peterscam's Highlands-based Cringemonogate Estate – just Google up 'the Docherty's' for this scandalous story – or Grampian's Sin City of Scaberdeen and the paedo-Satanist / witch coven ruled Ferryhill Estate's criminal involvement in the serial rape of a wee Down's Syndrome girl, Hollie Greig."

So thank you for that enlightening revelation, Ms McSkanger.

Doubtless, as she claims, the same old, same old excuses will be applied - ducking responsibility / culpability and coverups – as per MI5 / MI6 intelligence (sic) services incompetence (or treasonous false flag involvement) viz the 7/7 Islamic terrorist attacks, the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide inquiry by Lord Bwian Mutton of Whitewash, the equally suborned Chilcot inquiry – and the Grenfell tower block fubar inquiry yet to come – etcetera et al – all overseen by a cabal of 'vested interest' secret handshake club cohorts.

But WTF can the common herd expect when these Establishment inquiries are corrupt and essentially criminal – to absolve anyone from the State of blame and the consequences of their actions – and we have / had intelligence services run by Soviet moles, German DVD agents, raving sodomites and pederasts – whose common link is Freemasonry and Satanism - (is there some difference?) – ensuring the subverted 'truth not to be known' – alike the Maddy McCann disappearance (sic) inquiry – and the Operation Ore Plod Squad investigation shut down by closet case bumboy Tony 'Miranda' Bliar when it started getting too close to home with the arrest of his personal House of Conmans gopher, the kiddie fiddling Philip Lyons – and rumour has it – the next to be collared was his scumbag henchman (now elevated to House of Frauds 'Vermin in Ermine' status) Lord Peter 'Mollie' Scandalson of the Felchers."

And let's not even touch on Nonceland's corrupt Dunblane massacre inquiry - sealed from the public eye by Lord Dirty Douggie Cullen for 100 years lest it be known who the Freemason's chief paedo pimp Thomas Watt Hamilton's Scottish Establishment clients really were. Or what goes on unchecked with the sexual abuse of special needs children at Lord Molly Peterscam's Highlands-based Cringemonogate Estate.

Truth be known – as if the deep state scumsters running our once-sacred isle of Albion would ever tell - the 1983 (Geoff) Dickens nemesis / bête noire dossier is still around – under close guard lock n key in the intelligence service's 'Dirty Little Incriminating Secrets' blackmail material filing cabinet.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, whatever Establishment shill - or their fucking dog - chairs this IICSA inquisition (sic): jukebox Establishment shills, dog wanker nonces, jobsworth judges, VIP Tapas Nine Tea Party tosspots – all part and parcel of the Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cabal - the end result report will be chocker with the usual 'more at scent than substance' evasive clichés and moralistic platitudes - 'problems of the past identified' / 'lessons to be learned' – and zero enablers / abusers fingered – unless they've already shaken off their mortal coil and gone to that big kiddie fiddling heaven in the bowels of the Earth – aka Hell."

Hence we cast a discerning eye to the socio-political horizon and contemplate which corrupt ruling Establishment stooge with some tacky Dame title - might next be foisted on a 'sick to the back teeth' public demographic - to chair this dog n pony show of an inquiry.
One of the Scottish Crown Office's self-promoting, perjurious, nonce-protector ex-Lord Advocates perhaps – preferably with a past experience record of ignoring child sexual abuse complaints and making the same simply 'go away' for their Masonic Speculative Society / Magic Circle / Violate Club sodomite / pederast Masters?

Now wouldn't that manifest as the penultimate 'slap-in-the-face' / 'fuck you' paradox directed at child sexual abuse survivors – let alone the countless victims that 'didn't survive' but fell foul of the paedo-Satanist's ritual blood sacrifice dagger.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling Very Important Pederast elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and the shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 / 30 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order / PNAC 'Manifest Destiny' Zionist globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments gang who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that Donald Chump swallowed hook, line n sinker - that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution – as so graphically explained in the Tsarist-forged Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion - is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).