White House Run on Hollywood Script

In today’s 'Hollywood Runs the White House' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline cross-dressing media correspondent, Osama bin Bag, manning a covert live news smart phone hotline from the Shite House Oval Office's broom cupboard for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The good ole US of A's post-9/11 Project for a New American Century bullshit propaganda pantomime – using the humanitarian intervention / Arab Spring democratic self-determination excuses to target Islamic nations in Africa and the Middle East for regime change via aggressive military actions, establish geo-strategic war-mongering bases then seize 'short n curlies' control of their natural resources (by installing some Western / Israel Zionist-friendly proxy stooge) has copped for limelight scrutiny across the expanse of the alternative media networks this week – thanks to the likes of Seymour Hershey Bar, Wickedleaks and Fast Eddy Snowball – jointly exposing the biggest Washington fraud since 1969 when Stuttering Stan Kubrick and Buzz Lightyear faked the first of the 'shifty six' Man in the Moon landings.

Not only did the 'bad news' confirm what most canny, half-awake anti-New World Order activists have known all along – that the US and Israel – and their lapdog Mid-East proxies – Saudi, UAE, Kuwait, Jordan, Qatar et al – are funding and arming the nasty ISIS Caliphate gang – but further exposed the fact that wounded Islamic terrorist rebels fighting to overthrow the elected Syrian government (and turn the country into a fucked-up Balkanised shambles – same as Iraq and Libya) - are being 'mended' in Israeli hospitals.

And if it wasn't for this week's bad news then the IQ-deficient Chump's Shite House neo-con administration wouldn't have any – first off with intelligence service leaks that the US's 59 Tomahawk cruise missile attack on Syria's Shitrat airbase - their 'divine retribution' response to the purported sarin gas attack on civilians in Khan Sheikhoun last April was illegal - inasmuch the incident being based on pure black propaganda filmed by the Shite Helmet Amateur Dramatics group.

The next double-whammy came with an exposé that current threats aimed at Basher Assad's legitimate Syrian government - of being bombed into extinction by the Great Satan's 'Mass Murder Corp' warmonger coalition – are based on more dirty lies - that Assad's military are planning a second sarin gas attack – a slanderous, septic slice of mendacious propaganda – whose origin rests with a false flag plot taken straight out of Netflix current House of Cards series - in which the White House head honcho, President Frank Underdog – along with his equally criminal toxic slut of a VP wife, Claire – concoct a scam to justify the military invasion of no other than the Yanks 'in vogue' whipping boy - Syria – in moral response to a Syrian Army chemical weapons attack on their restive civilian population.

Well, what a fuckup – Chump's nasty neo-con run Shite House administration mafia – already bankrupt of any semblance of political credibility - are that stuck for ideas to 'Get Assad' that they're now using some War of Jenkin's Ear type excuse – and plagiarising the scripts and dirty dealing plots from Netflix House of Cards - to justify a Bush / Bliar style illegal 'troops on the ground' invasion of a sovereign Mid-East nation - by waving a fictitious 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier before the media cameras – that claims Syrian President Mohammad al Bad Ass is plotting to use chemical weapons to see off the US-backed Jolly Jihad Muslim rebels.

Thus small wonder Shite House press secretary Sean Spicegirl is being lampooned as a thick as pigshit stooge for going public with this see-through 'second sarin gas attack' scam.
So too the wicked White House's pro-Zionist ambassador to the UN, Tricky Nikki Hailstone, who followed up on Spicerack's commentary with this threat: “The goal is at this point not just to send Basher al Assad a 'Watch It' message, but scare the shit outa Russia and Iran as well."

Don't know who the fuck is dumber than shit – the intellectually challenged Donald Chump – or the dumb-as-shit tossers who voted for him – or his trophy wife Melanoma, for marrying the tosser.
Chump's the Neo-Con Zionists' / Edomite Israel's wet dream come true. A brainless narcissist controlled by the Kurumaku Military-Industrial 'Triple Six' neo-con warmonger cabal and the Rothshite Kosher Nostra crime syndicate's Wall St banksters – all whispering sweet nothings in his ear and pulling the puppet strings.

The Israeli's 'sayanim' scumster on the ground is Chump's actual son-in-law, the rodent-featured Jared '666' Kushner – while the neo-con's boys are represented by US Secretary of State, T Rex Tillerson – and the 'Project for a New American Century' military-industrial voice is the sinister H. R. McMaster - along with the conscience-stifled (read 'brain dead') pitbull psycho gopher, old 'locked n loaded' Mad Dog Mattis.

Ha! One of the many broken election campaign pledges Russia's Agent Orange made was to 'drain the swamp' of evil critters.
Que? WTF? The orange clot, once he had the front door key to the Shite House, staffed his entire administration with the scum – then started firing FBI exec's left, right n centre, labelling their Russian election meddling investigation a witch hunt. But there again the Beltway Capitol's rife and rank with broomsticks, black cat crap, bubbling cauldrons and the stench of Satanic curses.

To wit, so much for the Hidden Hand - it's a Deep State run Shite House – infested with the very same shitbag faction who pulled off the 9/11 false flag terror attack with Israel. These dog wankers, independently and collectively, represent an existential, nihilist threat to the entire planet and every fucker on it.

When it comes down to the humanitarian intervention / democratic rights regime change bullshit scams, for starters these pro-Zionist neo-con psychos underestimate the complications of the task at hand – as per Syria – and wholly fail to grasp the radical consequences of their imperialist bully actions – as per Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen and Syria – balkanised, armed n dangerous.

And let's not even touch on the chemical weapons gross hypocrisy when the US and their proxy stooges – KSA / UAE / Qatar / Kuwait / Israel are blasting the shit out of any and all declared 'enemies of democratic freedom' with white phosphorus and depleted uranium munitions.

Since JFK was snuffed on the orders of US-based power-broking elitist oligarchs and their toady consortium of shills n stooges, all presidencies since – including the current spoiled brat megalomaniac Shite House incumbent – Agent Orange / President U-Turn / Donald Chumpsky – have exemplified all that is wrong with the Great Satan: American hedonistic decadence and burnout.
Too much money, graft and corruption infesting the socio-political stage, drugs and arrogance; too little humility and heart – all signposts marking the path to self-destruction – the once-cherished American Dream morphs into the American Nightmare.

Oh my, the surreal haphazard, hit n miss nature of Chump's (actually 'his'?) government policy ... 'both foreign and domestic' (as they like to say when it comes to acts of belligerence) ... and the fact they are still getting away with it is a testament to the patience and non-military, diplomatic perseverance of the likes of Russia and China – and Iran – regardless of the reservoirs of spite and hatred harboured in the hearts of the nations the good ole US of A – aka the Great Satan – has fucked over since 1898 – starting with the false flag attack on the Midway in Havana harbour and the ensuing Spanish-American War and the neo-colonial conquest of the Philippine Islands – which resulted in the war of attrition deaths of millions of Pinoy civilians – via the route of incarcerations, torture, starvation and outright murder – and let's never forget Vietnam.
Too late by far the philosophy of 'planting trees under whose shade we shall never sit'.
God Bless America. Cos, for her continued sins, no fucker else will.

Thought for the day.
What kind of narcissistic, vacuous clown forges a copy of Time magazine - with his posing pic on the front cover - then orders copies hung in all the properties and golf clubs he owns – and invites his bestest ever zillionaire pal, Jeffrey Epslime – aka The Creature from Paedophile Island – over to the Shite House for tea?

The Chump's a misogynistic, objectionable groping cunt at a molecular level – almost on a par with his horrid arsehole of a son-in-law – the smarmy Jared Kushner – he of the Manhattan-based '666 Kikester Towers' address – whose access to Chump's ear regarding the Mid-East and Syria has the venal potential to strike the spark igniting WW3 – and the only winner on that game board will be scavenger carrion – all thanks to Jared 'Anti-Christ' Kushner and the Kosher Nostra ZioNazi lobby.

In stark polar opposite contrast to the belligerent neo-con designs of T. Rex Tillerson, with John Quincy Adams as Secretary of State, the fledgling U S of A shunned representation in European peace conferences held in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars for reasons of isolationism – the insular possession game plan – and a sagacious policy rooted in a determination to avoid entangling alliances – and in Adams' own words – the US harboured no concerns 'to seek monsters to destroy'.

Yet today there are 'monsters to destroy' on a global scale – lurking in dark corners and under every bed. A pity Chump & Co don't take a long, hard look in a mirror and see the real demonic monsters staring right back at them.

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Disclaimer: While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid rabbis, AIPAC politico ponces, shitbag sheiks, mental case Wahhabi imams, perjuriously corrupt Ashkenazi Zionists, bent money-laundering lawyers and corruption-ridden porky neo-con politicos might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Syrian refugee children – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etc – were gassed or harmed in the posting of this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

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