Thursday, 13 November 2014

EUSSR Stamps Out 'Pikeys Delight'

In this morning’s 'fuck the scrounging pikeys n gyppos' jingoist edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK's Con-Dem coalition Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, has welcomed a European Court of Justice ruling which serves to back Krautland's attempts of restricting unemployed EUSSR migrant rights to welfare benefits if they refuse to get off their lazy arses and drop the 'fetch me, feed me, carry me' attitude that now permeates every crook and cranny of our fucked-up society and degenerate Western culture.

Scameron informed one gutter press hack from the Bludgers Gazette that his Rothshite crime syndicate bankster bosses wanted the UK stay in a reformed EUSSR - as long as it's reformed to comply with Tory Nasty Party guidelines - and this benchmark decision regarding welfare benefit tourism - a socio-political aberration bestowed with the derogatory sobriquet of 'Pikey's Delight' - was a positive first step in the right direction of achieving the pick n mix parcel of statuary legislative amendments he is demanding on Broken Britain's behalf.

Rubbing his hands with joy and wearing a Cheshire cat style crap-eating grin, the Nasty Party's Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit, opined to the Sadists Review that he was orgasmic and in a state of Nirvana-grade ecstasy over the Luxembourg court's decision to make these cross-EU welfare benefits tourist deadbeats suffer on a scale to equal Britain's marginalised and disadvantaged common herd demographic who now languish in diminished circumstances due imposed bedroom taxes or having been subjected to the French Atos Work Capability Assessment inquisition - and declared as fit to work even if they are a blind, deaf-mute quadriplegic.

Conversely, Tuesday's ruling relates to a case involving a Romanian gyppo, Fellattia Scroungelli and her 18-year old son Beggo, an unemployed mendicant, now living in Germany and who has been denied access to a non-contributory subsistence allowance by Saxony's parsimonious social security system.
The court ruled against the Carpathian-born single mother who flitted to Krautland without a job promise and made no effort to look for work but demanded benefits designed for jobseekers as she claimed she was too sick to go shoplifting - and too fat and ugly to prostitute her body around lecherous Leipzig's Sex World Rote Meile Eroscenter on Dessauer Straße.

So y'all think we've got it bad under Brussels EUSSR totalitarian thumb and at home with the testosterone-deficient Nick 'Forked Tongue' Clegg and Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron - shacked up with his inbred coke-snorting mutant missus Snowy Sam who gets rat-arsed and fucks off home with Dave, leaving the kids in the boozer beer garden - and Dave now pulling yet another Tony Bliar style warmongering stunt: (outright lies x black propaganda x Woolwich false flag Muslim terrorist attacks x doses of Islamophobia x pseudo Masonic /Satanist mummery) to get the UK bollocks-deep involved with another tip-toe mission creep aggressive conflict in the Middle East - all to preserve Israel's ZioNazi military geo-political hegemony and a chokehold on the Gulf region's oil and gas reserves - while providing a field test / proving round opportunity for the profit-motivated military-industrial cabal's latest nasty weapons to gauge the HCE (head count effect) on collateral non-combatant casualties - and any other fucker old enough to scream and bleed.

But if you believe Broken Britain - and the 28 bankrupt nation EUSSR community - have it rough with this never-ending recession and IMF-imposed draconian austerity measures then spare a measure of pity for the hapless Yanks.
They're totally fucked with their Israeli-Zionist placeman - White House cuckoo - Barky Hussein O'Barmy - real name Barry Soetoro - an Indonesian Muslim faggot posing as a Kenyan-Hawaiian all- American family man of the people - with a couple of adopted pickaninny kids and married to a genetically-modified transvestite golly on steroids called Michelle - America's First Lady with a cock and balls.
So not only does Barky's missus (boyfriend / partner?) stand up to piss, he - and she (it) - both take it up the arse.

Thought for the day. Viz the EUSSR / Luxembourg court ruling, it follows sense n reason that if the welfare benefits are restricted then who the fuck wants to come to rain and fog-smitten Broken Britain and share in a recession (read 'depression') stricken, jobless environment with the common herd struggling along, hand to mouth, with a debt-laden economic calamity lifestyle. They already have that - and worse - in their own Third World ex-Soviet Commie eastern European shitholes.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic EUSSR Federation hierarchy and their secret handshake fraternity - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Official Paedo Coverups: Made to Measure

In this morning’s ‘Spot the Paedo’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Another money-spinning forecast winner for Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, who gave odd-on that a review of the handling of allegations of child abuse by prominent government scumsters would discover zero evidence that records were deliberately removed or destroyed.

Peter Wankless, chief executive of the NSPCC (The National Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Children) and, along with Richard Shittam QC, the report's co-author, yesterday stated for the public record it was impossible to confirm that files had been removed to cover up organised systemic child sexual abuse - and further found no compelling evidence to support such a claim - which was not to say such files hadn't been deliberately removed and destroyed either.

Of course they haven't found any fucking thing - its been 'covered up'. What the fuck is the point of a cover-up if some twat conducting a half-arsed inquiry can come along and dig up evidence that Geoffrey Dickens' Paedo File 114 mega-page kiddie fiddling dossier incriminating members of both Houses of Parliament, the Shitehall Civil Service and a bunch of rabid inbred Royals - specifically 'Dirty Dickie' Mountbatten - was dumped in the Home Office cellar furnace on orders from the smarmy slug of a Home Secretary, lecherous Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall?

Wankless went on to inform one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the misplacement or destruction of these files by Home Office civil servants represented, at best, incompetence on a Biblical scale - and in our humble opinion, at the worst case scenario end of the same scale - a criminal conspiracy to conceal organised kiddie fiddling orgies at such dens of iniquity as the now-notorious Dolphin Square, the Elm Guest House, Cazenove Court and the BBC's Broadcasting House.

Now here is where the integrity and commitment to moral probity of this Shittam / Wankless-headed inquiry / review comes into question as their report goes on to reveal that they found no evidence the Home Office ever funded the Paedophile Information Exchange either - a pro-kiddie fiddling campaign group which was forced to disband in 1984.

Hmmm, obviously they didn't look too fucking closely then.

The Paedophile Information Exchange was gifted with £70,000 quid by the Home Office between 1977 and 1980 - the equivalent today of about £400,000 nicker - and dismissals by Messers Wankless & Shittham besides, information leaked by Tim Hulbert, a Home Office insider turned whistle-blower is currently being investigated by Mr Plod and the Paedo Squad.

The official record establishes and proves links existed between the PIE kiddie lechers ring and the National Council for Civil Liberties, a pressure group run at the time by former Health Secretary Patricia Spewitt and Labour's deputy leader Harriet Halfwit - with the latter since apologising to all child sexual abuse victims as the NCCL was naive and wrong in allowing itself to become affiliated with PIE, which campaigned for the age of consent to be dropped to just four years of age so VIP pervs could three-hole wee girls and sodomised little boys with impunity.

Halfwit, who was the NCCL's General Secretary and legal officer, might well have proffered apologies and regrets on behalf of the NCCL but in typical political 'denial / prove it' fashion refused to shoulder any responsibility for backing the PIE pervert fraternity.

The former Home Office insider turned snitch has further revealed that 'Stoker Jim' Callaghan's Labour government and Maggie Twatcher's Nasty Party Tory administration, which took power in 1979, both provided funding for PIE via the hand of senior civil servant Clifford Hindley, who was head of the Home Office's voluntary services unit and signed off a three year grant for £35,000 quid to the PIE kiddie fiddlers as late as 1980.

The PIE was founded in 1974 to campaign for the legalisation of sex with children and forged an alliance with the NCCL, officially affiliating with the left wing pressure group.
PIE leader Tom O'Carroll was on the NCCL's gay rights sub-committee and the group was described in glowing terms by the general secretary of the time, Ms Spewitt.

The NCCL lobbied Parliament on the PIE's behalf for the age of sexual consent to be cut to ten - as long as the child 'understood the nature of the act - (that a big, bad hairy-arsed man was going to shove his cock up their back passage) - and apparently consented.
To add insult to injury this bonkers fraternity of dog wankers were also pushing the boundaries of cultural taboos and petitioned for incest to be legalised.

For the public record, Patricia Spewitt, Harriet Halfwit and her husband Jack 'Peerage Going Cheap' Dromey, a Labour frontbencher and Shadow Minister for Graft & Corruption, all had key roles at the NCCL.
Regardless of Harriet Halfwit's apology viz her personal NCCL backing of the depraved PIE group to attain their perverted ends, it is a fact that a person (or organisation) should be known (and damned) by their associates.

To add to their ignominy the political likes of Patty Cake Spewitt and Harriet Halfwit, pushing kindred agendas, are the ones responsible for the inception of these venal secret family courts and PFI for-profit run social services who are motivated by a corrupt culture of pocketing performance bonuses and commissions for every kid they snatch from parents and place in a foster home or up for adoption - to supply the nation-wide (global) insidious Masonic predatory paedophile network.

Per pushing for the legalisation of kiddie fiddling and incest, the PIE were perhaps taking a cue from the 1967 private members bill fielded by Leo Apse MP and Arthur 'Boofy' Gore aka Lord Arran (another of Nonceland's inbred vermin in ermine nobility) that sponsored the Sexual Offences Act which sought to decriminalise homosexual acts (buggery) between consenting adult poufters - with a later amendment planned to include cottaging and soliciting underage rent boys - and have the King James Bible's Old Testament version of Leviticus 18-20 severely 'edited' to remove the reference to sodomites being 'an abomination'.

Both Apse and Gore were shirt-lifting sodomites, abusing their political privilege and position to accommodate the perverted kinks and fetishes of a bunch of like-minded sexual deviants.
Conversely, on a lighter note, in 1969 Gore / Arran sponsored a bill for the protection of badgers, and when asked why the badger bill had not received enough support to pass whereas decriminalising acts of sodomy had he replied "Not too many badgers in the House of Lords."

To cap the madness, in yet another of his customary 'His Master's Voice' dismissal statements Posh Dave Scameron opined that the Wankless-Shittam report means the conspiracy theorists will have to go and look under some new rocks for a VIP paedo menace scandal.

So that's the Nasty Party to a tee - and precisely as we expected - fielding this more at scent than substance review headed by Wankless and Shittam - both compliant stooges and wilfully inactive. If they ain't gonna be part of the solution, then they're definitely part of the problem and this continued failure to act in a positive manner and proactively - hanging on to the threadbare paradigms as they have nothing new to offer - sticking to this one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing - and their failure to toss out the guilty pervert pariahs to the public mob, to be shamed, pilloried and fed to the fishes - equates as them being viewed with the same disdain as the NCCL - paedo protectors.

Thankfully, come next May, Scameron & Co will be gone when the common herd vent their collective ire at the ballot box. Five years of Nasty Party rule - even in a Coalition with the Lib-Dums - is five years too long.

Thought for the day. Proverbs 26:26 - 'Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly’.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Monday, 10 November 2014

Welcome to Stasi Police State Britain

In this morning’s ‘Stasi Police State Tyranny’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinkers, budding nihilists and revolutionaries with an itch to make a difference - and who carry the immortal DNA bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Chris Spivey - aka The Rochford One - has become the targeted victim of a government-orchestrated campaign of persecution.
Why? For web logger Chris's cyber-exposure of top level government corruption hitting the nail squarely on its head - and specifically his diligent research into the amateur dramatics pantomime that constituted the Woolwich false flag terrorist hoax attack on a fantasy army figure identified as one Drummer Lee Rigby - aka The Squaddie Who Never Was.

What a pitiful state of affairs the governance of our once-sceptred has become when 'rogue elements' of the police and security services (or is this sanctioned and ordered at a top rank / official cabinet level?) staging false flag terrorist attacks such as the 7/7/05 farce blamed on Mohammed al Patsy & Co - and the May 2013 Woolwich debacle to scarify the mass media mesmerised public demographic into believing they are at threat from Muslim jihadists - who, for some unexplained reason, apparently hate our ever-diminishing democratic freedoms.

We most definitely have a Dark Side to the ruling regime structure of our once-sceptred isle, where sinister forces are at work - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few - this Masonic / Satanist sodomite / paedophile ridden cabal that rules the roost of officialdom across Britain - from the Square Mile of London - and target with vengeful sanctions the whistle-blowing blogger likes of Chris Spivey for exposing such sore thumb amateur dramatics events - much as Jill Dando was murdered before she could run her VIP paedo expose - and Dr David Kelly 'suicided' for exposing New Labour / Bliar's Iraqi weapons of mass distraction dossier as a work of fiction.

So as thanks for Chris's valiant exposure of this evil wrong-doing by villainous agent provocateur elements of our Plod Squad and secret police, the Rochford social service jobsworths - acting in corrupt unison with the Rochford (Essex) police Thug Squad - have begun a campaign of harassing and intimidating the Spivey family - grandfather Chris and mother Stacey, with Chris arrested twice on non-specific charges of cyber-harassment and the PTB issuing threats of enacting a bent Section 47 (of the 1989 Children Act) protection case to seize Stacey's infant son Clayton with a travesty of concocted lies that a Chris had kiddie porn on his seized computer - and fielding a cabal of back-stabbing cyber-shills and establishment stooges to post accusations of incest and pederasty.

How reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition chasing heretics - or the Nazi Gestapo and Stalin's NKVD in pursuit of political dissent in all forms - and as they have no hard evidence of a crime being committed by Spivey - apart from his being guilty of acts of 'diligent and painstaking research' - they then resort to these tormenting, harassment tactics - smashing his windows and kicking the front door in - all on video and 'YouTube viral'.
And that is perhaps what Chris is to this venal government system we have calling the shots in Broken Britain - a latter-day heretic who dares stand up, ignores censorship and like so many truthsayers before him shouts 'Foul!'

Thus all said and done, Chris Spivey manifests as a more definite role model viz socio-political moral conscience than any member of the bumboy / paedo-infested House of Conmans, Lords and civil service establishment - for rightfully and in the public interest exposing this government / security services outrageous deception designed to manipulate public sentiment and generate further anti-Islamic jingoist passions, all for supporting Britain's participation in the West's Zionist-orientated illegal wars of aggression in the Middle East.

One for the offending Plod Squad goons and social service reptiles to keep in mind - the 'only following orders / doing my job' excuse doesn't cut it anymore. That didn't work at Nuremberg and it doesn't work now. These people are culpable of abuse of public office and committing a crime against a private citizen.

Little wonder Diogenes lived in a barrel and ventured out at noon with a lantern - in search of an honest man. He'd be hard pressed on that score around Whitehall and Westminster - but in Rochford he'd find Chris Spivey, working away for the public good.

Let those in authority conducting the offensive to silence Chris at any cost be aware that a legion of scrutinising eyes are following this scandalous series of events. If the harassment of the Spivey family continues then such could well be the catalyst that incites a long-overdue rising of the common herd masses - the useless eaters (that's us, the tax-paying electorate) and launches a mega-million mask march 'on steroids' - with big sticks (and a rope) - a grass roots level gut / knee jerk reaction that will surpass the nation-wide riots which ensued in the wake of the extra-judicial killing of Tottenham's Markie Duggan.

Remembrance Day just past. Lest we forget, indeed. We shall never forget such treachery by this government, not Bliar's before it, nor the Nasty Party Thatcher and limp-wristed Major regimes that de-industrialised Britain and replaced the prefix 'Great' with 'Broken'.

So take the time and trouble to support Chris in this travail - for yesterday it was me and Robert Green - and today Chris - and tomorrow it may be you and your loved ones. Circulate this blog post at will and also Chris's url links to any and all Bolshie non-conformist rebel pals who object to totalitarian regimes ruling every aspect of our lives and can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.

Assange, Snowden, Manning and Spivey have set an example - let's follow it.

http://chrisspivey.org/throughout-history-innocent-people-have-been-persecuted/

http://chrisspivey.org/the-spiv-on-sunday-91114/

Here's where to e-mail your protests and objections viz the treatment of Chris and his family:

james@jamesduddridge.com
hannah.brown@parliament.uk
Stephen.Kavanagh@essex.pnn.police.uk,
nick.alston@essex.pnn.police.uk,
mayt@parliament.uk,
graylingc@parliament.uk,
general.queries@justice.gsi.gov.uk,
anne.owers@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
alison.saunders@cps.gsi.gov.uk
privateoffice@cps.gsi.gov.uk
bernard.hogan-howe@met.police.uk
norman.lamb.mp@parliament.uk
privateoffice@cps.gsi.gov.uk
chairman742@btconnect.com
Paul.Ahmed@essex.pnn.police.uk
pcc@essex.pnn.police.uk
mayt@parliament.uk
graylingc@parliament.uk
general.queries@justice.gsi.gov.uk
anne.owers@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
lesley.longstone@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
nick.hawkins@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
pickeringc@parliament.uk
correspondence@attorneygeneral.gsi.gov.uk
alison.saunders@cps.gsi.gov.uk
info@castlepoint.gov.uk,
nicole.miles@castlepoint.gov.uk
julie.robinson@castlepoint.gov.uk
CllrGillian.Lucas-Gill@rochford.gov.uk,
CllrKeith.Gordon@rochford.gov.uk,
cllrjerry.gibson@rochford.gov.uk,

Thought for the day. Fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake paedo-faggot fraternity, and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order. These scumsters are so crooked that if they dropped dead there would be no need to dig a grave but just wind them into the ground like a corkscrew.

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However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

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Friday, 7 November 2014

Kraut Court Proves Justice a Joke

In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ medical malpractice edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In a display of jurisprudence gone mad the Amtsgericht civil court in Lindau, Germany yesterday handed down an outrageous written ruling, recommending that English resident Rory Gray must pay the bloated legal fees of Nigerian witch doctor, Wingnut Jaffacake, who killed his 95-year old father with an intravenous overdose of washing up liquid - and, to add insult to injury, also write a letter apologising for calling him a 'Wogga-Wogga Land quack' and a 'useless tosser' - and further threatened Gray with fines of €200,000 if he dared make future derogatory references to the erring doctor - specifically calling him a 'dog wanker'.

Dr Wingnut Jaffacake - who worked as a mortician's helper at Switzerland's controversial Forch-based Dignitas Euthanasia Clinic before fleeing to Krautland and a job at Bavaria's prestigious Dr Josef Mengele Centre for Experimental Medicine, where a doctor's qualifications seem to be an arbitrary issue and a past malpractice body count isn't considered too much of an obstacle to practicing medicine - had been refused a position at Leeds Primary Care Trust due the fact he turned up for the job interview with a bone through his nose, speaking some hinterlands Nigerian dialect (Nigbo) and waving a forged certificate from the Moku-Boku School of Veterinarian Medicine stating he was a qualified Juju Man.

'Dr' (sic) Jaffacake's inability to speak any comprehensive English words, apart from 'give me welfare benefits' and 'jobseekers allowance' might well have proved a stumbling block at Leeds but he was later employed at Cambridge's Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence where, on his first shift as a practicing doctor with the out-of-hours GP service, Fuckups-R-Us, he treated the ailing David Gray, a retired engineer, for an ingrown toenail complaint and injected him with washing up liquid in mistake for diamorphine.

Conversely, a slight redeeming factor in Kraut injustice's favour lies with a 2011 legal hearing in which Dr Jaffacake lost an appeal before the Munich High Court to stop Mr Gray's sons describing him as a 'witch doctor' and a 'murderer', but did rule they must refrain from calling him 'a dog wanker'. In that same year, German medical authorities fined Jaffacake 7,000 euros (£6,275) for breaking its professional code of conduct in relation to David Gray's death.

Jaffacake, who remains free to 'malpractise' medicine in Krautland, has refused to return to the UK to answer for his crime - (so much for European-wide jurisdiction and arrest warrants) - has been struck off the medical register.
As a result of this scandalous episode, there is now a legal duty to ensure a doctor's English is satisfactory before they are employed by the National Ill-Health Service.

Candida Mingerot, chief executive of the Patients Anxiety Association, informed a press hack from the Bodybags Gazette that "New language checks for these foreign type impostor quacks are welcome and long overdue. Lessons from the past have served to highlight the tragic consequences of hiring Third World doctors on the cheap who can't speak English nor know the first thing about practicing medicine."

Whereas Ron McScrote, director of the NHS Employers organisation, told media hacks that foreign doctors had made an 'invaluable contribution' to the wider health care industry - by keeping the coroner and funeral directors busy.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, we wonder if Dr Jaffacake's 'German' language skills are any better that his non-existent English?

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Sunday, 2 November 2014

Con-Dems Push for Hammurabic Law Change

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The government is planning to scrap the use of police cautions in England and Wales for those who commit minor offences such as child molesting and violent rape, which are currently slapped with a formal 'tut-tut / naughty' warning if the culprit is a member of the House of Lords or an MP - whereas up in semi-devolved bonny Nonceland kiddie fiddling is considered a social norm by the judiciary's Magic Circle pederasts - and only those who would dare expose such scandalous sexual assaults on children by the establishment's Satanist elite are arrested and imprisoned.

Speaking outside the House of Conmans on Friday, the Nasty Party's Injustice Minister, Chris 'Homophobe' Graything, informed one gutter press hack from the Lex Talionis Gazette that in light of the current historic paedo inquiry brouhaha regarding conflict of interest appointments to head the probe, then child sexual abuse victims should not feel those guilty of acts of pederasty are walking away 'scot-free' (sic).
Under the new system, which will cover all minor crimes - including arson and murder - offenders will be mandated to make good damage they have done or pay compensation from their Jobseekers Allowance.
Those who commit more serious offences - such as MI5's Muslim stooges perpetrating acts of domestic terrorism - would face court if they failed to comply with the 'and don't do it again' warning conditions set out by their local Plod Squad.

Graything, the Tory MP for Epsom Salts (and former turncoat member of the Social Democrat Losers Party) claimed "It isn't right that the criminal elements of our society - and now I'm referring to the common herd rabble and not Parliamentarians or the BBC's celebrity DJ paedos - who commit offences can be dealt with by little more than a slap on the wrist warning."
"Our introduction of this new Hammurabic Code 'eye for an eye' penalty system will empower victims to get their own back on the offenders - and as the credo goes 'revenge is a meal best savoured cold."

"The more serious crimes might be dealt with by a suspended prosecution which would have one or more conditions attached, for example paying a fine, or in the case of serial killers, attending a rehabilitation course. While the Vigilante community policing system and street corner lynchings have been partial success in cutting crime around Broken Britain's sink or swim social housing estates, this new system of mine is designed to provide victims with a sense of closure and empowerment."

"For instance we want the punishment to fit the crime - thus the likes of rapists get the tables turned on them and bonked up the arse by some butch dyke policewoman wearing a twelve inch strapon dildo - and victims of child sexual molestation will be encouraged to kick their abusers in the bollocks several times or have the option of seeing their molesters castrated."

Conversely Bev Titwank, spokeswoman for Twat-Watch, the government abuse sentinel charity, had this to say to media hacks. "Wot the fuck is goin' on, I asks yer. We've bin lumbered wiv a gay-bashin' justice minister wiv zero legal trainin' - an' not much common sense either when he sunk inter his trademark nasty bastard pit bull attack dog mode an' referred ter Greater Manchester's Moss Side as 'Gollyville' an' a veritable gun crime war zone cos he said it reminded him of some dumb-arsed American cops an' robbers programme on the telly."

"Graything's yet another typical Tory Party expense-fiddlin' sleazebag wiv an exaggerated sense of entitlement an' abuses political privilege wiv impunity. Our political, justice an' penal systems are in total disarray thanks ter the corrupt likes of the Tony Bliar-led New Labour - wot turned out ter be fuckin' worse than Old Labour - an' since 2010 this shower of coalition shites under Cabbage Patch Dave's mismanagement command. This cautions culture all comes down ter justice on the cheap - ter do away wiv legal aid an' prison costs."

"It's not only long past time they started ter hear the people's shouts of Foul when they vent their spleen but ter start listenin' as well - and take fuckin' notice before we all kick off big time an' overturn the entire corruption-ridden establishment an' have a fresh start from the socks up. Scrap the Shitehall an' local authority civil service bureaucracies an' this Crapitalis money system - an' the parasitic joke of a monarchy - an' our hereditary nobility House of Lords joke wot's bin thrust on us since the Norman conquest - an' before."

"Let's see a return of scumbags gettin' pilloried an' public lashin's an' trial by fire - an' bring back the duckin' stool while we're at it. An' how about some of them Sharia Law penalties fer petty theft like shopliftin' from any of the ubiquitous Greedy Grocer supermarkets like Pestco or Pukesburys or Shiterose or Mammon & Snobfords - an' the offendin' scally gets their hand chopped off."

Thought for the day. So what's to be the penalty for a first offence domestic terrorist attacks? A 1,000 hour community service order polishing boots at a local army barracks - or get shot in the back at Canary Wharf?

To close, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

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Friday, 31 October 2014

Brittan to Sign Sex Offenders Register?

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

While the core criminal elements of Broken Britain's ranking Freemason / Satanist secret handshake sodomite / pederast fear-suckling reptilian fraternity have corrupted for the span of eternity not only the entire civil service and government but also the national Plod Squad, and reduced our media networks - both gutter press rags and the likes of the chicken shit paedo-coddling BBC - to the level of craven lickspittle shills and stooges - obviously the Parliamentary privilege speech forcefully delivered sans kid gloves nor tact by Jimmy Hood MP - in which he rightly branded ex-Tory minister Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall as a kiddie fiddling pederast and all-round decadent dog wanker - and further implied that Mr Plod start doing his job by arresting a few of these high and mighty elitist child molesting untouchables - is indicative of a geometric shift in our collective consciousness and perceptions - and too the fact we're generally pissed off with these pseudo-aristocraps and playbook Devil worshippers screwing underage sprogs.

The view from the voting demographic's lowly position in the greater scheme of things is that it's time to get down to the nitty-gritty issue of the day - and target the paedo perpetrators and corrupt elements of the Plod Squad / security services who compromised the investigations and arrests of child molesters - then and now.
But applying the intellectual facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight we are once again faced with the dire fact of why these investigations are subverted - the conundrum of the arrestable class (us) and the unarrestable class (them) – due the PTB scumsters labouring under the misapprehension that crimes by members of the elite (parasitic royals / arsehole titled nobility / career politicos) must be swept under the rug - for prosecuting them would destabilise the system - 'their system'.

So while Labour's Jimbo Hood - the incumbent MP for Larking About and Shadow Minister for Shit-Stirring - utilises his slander and contempt of court proof House of Conmans Parliamentary privilege to tear a strip off the smarmy Lord Brittan - (yet another a dangerous vermin in ermine imbecile who believes he is inviolable while wrapped in a red and white 'stoat coat' and possessed of a skewed, exaggerated sense of entitlement and right to abuse privilege - yet should not be allowed within a statute mile of a child that isn't accompanied by a team of Paedo-Watch security guards) - we come to the transvestite Home Secretary Terry May's mishandling of the launch of this supposed 'overarching' inquiry into the failings of the system regarding kiddie fiddler-proof child care - (first Baroness Butler-Sloshed and now Mrs Woof Woof - one of Brittan's neighbours and social pals) - which has morphed into chaos in motion - and sadly we've seen better organised riots - but there again the entire Nasty Party / Lib-Dum coalition fubar has turned out to be an overall circus without a tent.

The latest and greatest from Paedo Central News is that historical child sexual abuse victim groups are unanimous in their condemnation of the Home Office's choice of replacement to head the inquiry and have jointly launched a legal challenge to the Nonceland-born Mayor Fifi Woolf's appointment, questioning her impartiality, lack of expertise and who has neither the time nor inclination to discharge her duties with the diligence and honesty that are essential to the task.

While Posh Dave Scameron's Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin yesterday informed gutter press hacks that her boss has every confidence in Mayor Woof Woof being the perfect cover-up choice to replace the compromised Baroness Butler-Sloshed - (the previous establishment insider useful idiot chosen to head the inquiry) - even the corruption-tainted NSPCC have voiced an opinion that Woolfie's a 'Sit-Fetch-Beg-Roll Over-Play Dead' shill and not fit for purpose.

Ms Sue Fleecem, the victim's lawyer from Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot, informed a press hack from the Catamites Gazette that her clients have zero confidence in any such investigation and the composition of the 'expert panel', which in its current form would result in a whitewash - just the same as Lord Mutton heading the Dr David Kelly assisted suicide inquiry or Lady Heather Hallett overseeing the fatally flawed 7/7 false flag Islamic terrorist hearings - or Lord Chilcot chairing the probe into the Tony Bliar-led illegal invasion of Iraq - the report on which (heavily redacted copy only) is due to be published sometime in 2025.

Thus Fifi Woolf is viewed as bankrupt of whatever small stock of credibility she might have once possessed to chair this all-encompassing inquiry due her repeated conflict of interest denials viz links to the venal paedo-file shredding Brittan that most definitely compromise her position to head any official probe into the culture of child molesting that permeates our sick nation's corridors of power.

To add to the whitewash fears brouhaha, Home Office whistle-blowers have now revealed that 'Testosterone Terry' May had ordered a total of no less than seven revisions of Fifi's conflicts of interest declaration to not so much 'minimise' but eradicate any and all compromising links (neighbour / wine n dine social buddy) to the main suspect in the 1983 (read 'perpetual') cover-up of the diabolical crimes of a Whitehall / Parliament (Conmans and Lords) based child molesting cult - the 'Westminster Untouchables'.

Typical of the system, while Jimmy Hood lambasted Brittan on the floor of the House of Conmans, with his diatribe, supported by VIP paedo-hunter Simon Danczuk, up jumps a Tory stooge, the pro-fracking Matthew 'Running Late' Wankcock, to brand Hood's remarks as 'disgusting' in a lame attempt to play down the fact that elitist kiddie fiddling and all-round child sexual exploitation has become a social norm in our once-sceptred isle.

The ginger-mingin Wankcock - the type of tosser who thinks wood grows on trees and the phrase 'dog's bollocks' refers to a canine's testicles - is the very same dishonest hypocrite who attempted to deny claims that he is homophobic after sending a scandalous tweet that the Labour Party was "full of queers" - then had the brazen hubris to downplay and evade responsibility for his faggot-bashing actions by claiming the transmission of the tweet was a total accident - and not even stand up to his claim that the fact is true (ref the sodomite likes of Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson) that New / Old Labour (whatever the twats call themselves today) is as chocker full of bumboy sodomites and kiddie fiddling paedos - as per Posh Dave Scameron's Nasty Party and Mick Clogg's Lib-Dum Losers Club - and the entire Shitehall civil service.

Bev McSkanger, spokewoman for Twat-Watch, the government abuse monitor charity, had this to say to a bunch of salivating media hacks. "Hell's gonna freeze over before this so-called overachin' inquiry inter the dirty deeds of Westminster's Ninth Circle child molesters gets its shit together. I ain't jokin', it's like waitin' fer Godot's bus ter turn up."

"Yer don't need a fuckin' degree in rocket science or be a member of Mensa ter work this fiddle out - a mere NVQ 1 in Basic Common Sense is adequate ter auger the anomaly that if Mrs Woolfie is a close neighbour an' wine n dine social pal of lecherous Leon - this has-been Tory grandee - an' his baggage of a missus - then Fifi's position viz neutrality is compromised - full stop. Really, wot the fuck is her 'end of inquiry' report goin' ter say, that's the effin' question?"

"I interviewed Lord Brittan over the controversial now-missing Dickinson 'paedo file' dossiers and he assured me they were handed to some Home Office jobsworth to pass along to Special Branch. Leon then swore on the body of a dead heron and in the presence of a magistrate and two Bishops that he wasn't a child molester nor engaged in soliciting low life rent boys - then reaffirmed his earlier denial of being a regular client at the Elm Guest House and had only ever attended one Knights of the Paedo Table birthday party at those premises - on an invite from Sir Cliff Richards - to get his autograph for his darling wife, Lady Spendthrift, and was jolly excited to meet Sir Elton John and Sir Jimmy Savile and get their monikers for Diane too."

One survivor of the Dolphin Square and Barnes-based Elm Paedo House establishment VIP kiddie fiddling cabal, a certain Miss Red Riding Hood, had this to say to media hacks.
"Bollocks ter the cross-dressin' Terry May - an' any fucker wiv a name like Woolf ain't ter be trusted either. Lecherous Leon three-holed me at one of Ronnie Kray's bumboy parties when I woz 12 just ter see wot little girls woz like. I hope the old twat goes ter hell if Operation Yewtree ever get their shit together an' arrest some tosser wot's not dead already."

Thought for the day. For Christ's sake Fifi, the taxi's at the door - so just begone and have done with this 'no conflict of interest' pantomime. Just a pity this purported 'overarching' inquiry isn't set to include devolved Nonceland and set the dogs on the Magic Circle's untouchable sodomite child molesters who manipulate the justice and social services systems to enable ease of access to kiddies in care.

To conclude, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake paedo fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Fallon Wins Multiple Faux Pas Prize

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ political felo-de-se edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Defenceless Minister Michael 'Loose Lips' Fallon yesterday admitted to a gutter press hack from the Gobshites Gazette that he might possibly have made a fatal career move and publicly misspoken during an interview with Raving Rupert Mudrock's degenerate Shite News channel when warning that some areas of Broken Britain are being literally swamped with welfare benefit scrounging immigrants from the Third World shithole begging bowl member states of the dystopian EUSSR's 28 nation community.

In an act of obvious self-preservation, the fatally faux pas prone Fallon related he had perhaps "used politically incorrect words I wouldn't normally have spoken out loud had I engaged brain before opening my big mouth" - by telling the truth in fact, that our once green and pleasant 'pre-fracked' land has been slowly but surely getting overrun with all manner of unwashed foreign types waving British 'right to abode' documents since the fall of Empire's Day, circa 1945 / 1947, and the close of play for World War Two's last over, with Germany out for a duck and Japan admitted to being out-batted after the barbaric nuclear destructions of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by US military psychopaths.

This so-called 'migration tsunami'- to use an over-cliched phrase - does present a worrying mission creep trend that has accelerated at a geometric rate since the arrival of a legion of Patels from Uganda in Idi Amin's 1972 Gujarati 'dukawallah phobia' crack-down (plus their distant relatives from 'back home' and every other fucker and their dog on their Christmas card lists who can rustle up a half-decent tikka masala on a take-away hotplate) - along with the Tories committing the treasonable act of allowing our sceptred isle to become a submissive minion state of the Brussels-based EUSSR Federation monster - thus sanctioning the scrounging pikey dregs of Europe their visa-less cross-border access to our recession-stricken job markets and fractured NHS / welfare systems.

Obviously buoyed into a false sense of political omnipotence by Posh Dave Scameron's knee jerk announcement to limit the arrivals of droves of gyppo and pikey scroungers from across the EUSSR by applying the emergency brake and declining the allocation of a National Insurance number to migrants unless they arrive with a bulging wallet, a confirmed B & B reservation and the documented, guaranteed assurance of a 'start Monday' job - Fallon transgressed the unwritten code and called a spade 'a spade' - even if it was more of a shovel - (and a pikey migrant shovel to boot) - explaining that the drug dealing and whore-pimping elements of his Sevenoaks constituency had complained they'd been forced out of their regular street corner pitches by the recent influx of eastern European Mafia types.

Conversely Fallon's latest gaffe has been seized on with positive approval by the Yea factions of the darkie-hating EDL and BNP and Kaffir-Watch UK - but negatively by the Nay elements of political opposition - and condemned as racist and hate-mongering - with Labour leader Ed Millipede opining that Fallon looks to be headed for a similar Plebgate style fate as the ego-stricken, tax-dodging Andrew 'Armajaro' Mitchell - the Tory's very short lived (45 day) Chief Whip wunderkind.

Ron McScrote, spokesman for Kaffir-Watch UK, wearing his trademark 'Gyppos Ate Me Pit Bull' sweatshirt, informed media hacks that "Fer fucks sake, don't these clots ever engage brain before openin' their effin' gobs? He's startin' ter sound like his predecessor Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, another moron wiv next ter fuck all active intelligence bein' processed between his ears."
"Mind you, apart from bein' yet another Tory tosspot frog wot dreams of bein' a toad, the bloke's got a fuckin' good point - wot wiv all them swan-roastin' Albanian kiddie snatchers takin' over the child sex traffic trade fer the Middle East Arab paedo market - an' the likes of these Polack 'Ripoff Radzic' buildin' services monopolisin' the plumbin' an' roofin' an' domestic appliance repair scene there's no effin' way we can make a tax-dodge cash-in-hand few quid anymore."

Likewise, Bev Titwank, director of the EDL's Smegmadale Patriots had this to say on the subject of Fallon's impropriety. "Now if any of us fuckers in the public demographic sector had said wot Fallon did, we'd be up on racial hatred charges - an' here we have the conundrum of the arrestable class and the unarrestable class – cos the PTB labour under the misapprehension that crimes by members of their pseudo-aristocratic elite - even dog wankers like Fallon - must be swept under the rug as prosecutin' them would destabilise the system."

"Hey, this wave of Muslim jihadist types an' welfare benefit scroungin' migrants is the entire recipe concept for the creation of a dysfunctional society - the EUSSR Federation's end game divide an' conquer scam - an' decimate any sense of national identity an' pride wot we have left. This scumbag Con-Dem coalition mess of a government - like New Labour before them - are hell bent on the creation an' maintenance of a dysfunctional society an' the wholesale disruption of our traditional British cultural values an' way of life is on the agenda. They're out ter 'indigenize' our Anglo-Saxon society - wot means forcin' local cultures ter adopt a foreign one wot's totally alien ter our way if life."
"These bastards are out ter destroy the four pillars of our human identity - the four major collective forces of Race, Religion, Family and Nation."

Thought for the day. Fuck the EUSSR and the floods of rabid scrounging migrants. Come next May - vote UKIP.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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