Socio-Political Psychosis Potpourri

Welcome to La La Land, and don’tcha just adore the blatant arrogance of these global warming, climate change, clean n green, net zero Nazis – these very mortal engines that drive the wheels of Crapitalism - spouting their fascist-toned apocalyptic message to the common herd polluters as they fly around the globe in private jets – but that’s the name of the game for the moneyed-elitist über-woke joke dog wankers – and gross hypocrisy is the price of admission to their critical socio-political issues consortium - (racism, sexism, sectarian phobic, economic injustice, and profit-spinning wars) – broadcast via a holier-than-thou mantra of “don’t do as We do – do as We say!”

Yep, hypocrisy sans borders - pontificating to the common herd viz restraint while wallowing in their personal 7-star lifestyles – a level of opulence and indulgence wholly unparalleled in terms of luxury and sophistication, and way beyond the means of the proles being sermonised to exercise abstinence and moderation in their socio-cultural activities.

With Plod Squad protection for Prince Harry being shit-canned – he tells a British court of law he wants his Hewitt dynasty brood ginger mingin kids to feel at home in UK – and safe from all the foreign assassin types who might be hell bent on snuffing his royal cuckoo-in-the-nest ass – regardless of the blatant fact he and his fellow grifter, Princess Meghan (Duckegg of Sussex), have exiled themselves to the good ole US of A.

Good and debatable point though, for if ex-royal parasite, Harry Hewitt, can get police protection watching his useless, back-biting, regal pretender arse, then under the laws of equality, so should everyone else – especially so if we, the British public, accidentally venture into these recently publicised - and dangerous - ‘Islamic no-go’ areas that now blight our once-sceptred isle.

Thanks to this new order of royal openness, we now all know that King Chazzer has a bad case of cancer up the bum – discovered while having his troublesome prostate gland quartered back to a reasonable walnut size – whereas we are left to speculate and float bets on what the fuck ailed the Princess Kate viz her ‘abdominal surgery’ – with recovery time indicating all bets at 5 to 1 odds on a hysterectomy.

The disastrous illegal immigration crisis that manifests daily along the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred Isle of Albion – hordes of visa-less – and, while being sea water-drenched, arriving collectively ‘unwashed’ – illegal foreign immigrant types striding ashore from ‘safe haven’ France - and demanding ‘asylum’ in our devout Christian English lands – with both grubby paws outstretched – in classic bindlestiff-fashion - one for a cell phone, the other ready to clutch their first social security handout.

For the record, this asylum fiasco has been intentionally manufactured as part n parcel of the New World Order to come – and farmed out to the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob and his Young Global Leaders club to expedite as they conjure up their Great Reset agenda of how things are destined to be – when we shall own sweet fuck all – and thus collectively be a common herd of pitifully broke dissenters – yet complacent viz the state of things – voila, Marxist style equality.

On a par with the rest of Europe, and regardless of our Brexit salvation, our governments might well be blamed for their incompetence and / or gross inefficiency – (read traitorous ‘corruption’) - but the core metric is to flood Britain – and Europe – with undesirable foreign tongues – and cultures, and religions (read IQ-deficient, scrounging infidel ‘barbarians’) to dilute – and dissolute – via a route of mass DNA pollution, and hence more corruption - our historic and traditional sovereign ethnic tribal states of being - and are hell bent on imposing their skewed beliefs and misogynist culture on us.

Sorry, but we treat womenfolk as equals – not like chattels – and nor do we chop some hapless, starving fucker’s hand off - for stealing something to eat.

Er, is that humanistic viewpoint Islamophobic in context – for it represents an inversion of our traditional – and ingrained – culture.

Ergo, and to close, as to this current ‘fragile sensibilities’ teacup hurricane viz Islamophobia – we are perfectly happy and content in our Ancient Briton way of life, and have zero need, nor desire, to welcome nor embrace foreign cultures and their scrounging populace on our island shores, as we are already inundated with such due the result of Rule Britannia’s days of exploitative global colonial conquests.

OMG! WTF next? Dark Ages blasphemy laws to be re-introduced by the Establishment’s useful idiot brigade – after being shelved (more at shit-canned) for centuries since common sense and logic became the order of the day for people’s thinking – and not upsetting a selection of imaginary omnipotent beings that control all aspects of life on this planet (and elsewhere?) – and free will being one aspect of existence that only applies - if it suits some particular Divine One’s agenda.

Point is this, the Islamophobia is a factor based on sound assessment and socio-political observation.

If an immigrant Muslim population could get away with forcing their religious practices and Sharia Law on their ethnic Christian hosts, then they would, with mosques erected on the sites of demolished churches.

Doubtless the imbecilic punishment for breaching these revised blasphemy laws will be in keeping with the insane mood of the day|: scourging, crucifixion, and / or burned at the stake.

https://www.turbulenttimes.co.uk/news/front-page/politics-rise-of-the-phobes/

The Israeli military barbarism / genocide being inflicted on the population of the Gaza Strip’s Palestinian population, and mass public protests against such evil actions being staged in London are not anti-Semitic nor carried out by Islamic crazies, but more anti-Zionist / pro-Human Rights – in fact pro-Fair Play – and the protesters not solely Muslims but a right old mix of white n brown Gentile n Muslim dingbats n dipshits – n not necessarily in that order.

So leave the anti-Semite – and the Islamophobia – and Xenophobia - cards out of the sectarian / racist game – and give Lee Anderson a gong for having the balls to tell the Truth – as it is.

To quote from a current news article: Unless I am very much mistaken, Islam is a religion – although some will say, not without merit, that it is also a political movement.

Ergo, yet so too have all religions morphed into at one time or other of their histories – becoming the law of the land - and even in these more  ’enlightened’ times (sic) - that durable, select few still do.

Post Office hires ex-Plod Squad goons to check its investigators in Horizon scandal.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68382976

No shit, Sherlock, they might as well have hired Satan and his legions of Hades.

Ukraine complains half of all Western military aid delayed ... by Kathryn Armstrong:  BBC News

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68397525

WTF is wrong with these people, whingeing that Western aid is being delayed?

Do they not realise there’s a war going on?

Que? WTF? Are Western political n military top brass wholly deprived of their rational faculties with regard to that burgeoning fubar collectively referred to as ‘the Ukraine conflict’?

So too, woe betide the wicked West / numpty NATO, supplying Ukraine with armaments – (Storm Shadow, for one) for Bad Vlad Putrid can rightly then view the suppliers as active warfare participants, then a major escalation could be imminent, over and above supplying armaments, if Moscow sees NATO troops on the ground – (Brit troops already there) - especially with that stupid French twat Macron publicly broadcasting he’s of a mind to send a gaggle of Froggie troops to help the corruption-ridden Zelensky out - then Bad Vlad Putrid might up the end gameplay ante if Russia starts to lose ground and he resorts to tactical nuclear weapon deployments (strategic ain’t out of the question either, if push comes to shove) then thanks to ICBM capabilities, any military – or political control centre on the planet is within range – Westminster – Brussels – Washington – Langley – gay Paree – Berlin.

Well, well, finally – one minor demonic manipulator of mischief – and evil – the 87-year-old Jacob Rothschite, he of the money-grubbing German Rothschite dynasty, has gone to rejoin his maker – Satan, and his Legions - in the fires of Hell.

Yep, a direct descendant of prime evil - Mayer Amschel Rothschite, the Frankfurt-based coin dealer (read money-lender / founder of the Zionist House of Usury) - it’s one Rothschite – devout worshippers of Mammon – that is today less – of the founders – and financiers – of the rogue Zionist State of Israel.

Cause of death? Definitely not an attack of conscience.

Arrogance personified – Evelyn de Rothschite prods future king: “Now look here, Charlie boy, we own, and run, Broken Britain, not you, or your Mum, Queenie Liz”.

Regardless of the fact it can only leave people poorer, in their relentless push for net zero, the civil service clowns of Food Bank Britain have come up with a ludicrous policy whereby boiler makers who fail to sell Shitehall's target number of heat pumps, incur a £3,000 nicker penalty for every failed sale.

At £13,000 quid a time, compared to swapping a boiler for around £2,000 grand, it comes down to common sense and logic versus the stark reality of economic feasibility – and simply looking out the window for signs of the no- show climate crisis that’s all more scent than substance.

Really, this concocted fiction viz implementation of the fake net zero / clean green solar / wind power agenda is the solution to an industrialised world’s energy requirements – we think not – on the basis of our current technology to utilise such energy sources – for our current – and long established - entire oil n gas petroleum energy source is the reason our civilisation has advanced to this point of its evolution - to date.

Seen any drowning polar bears this week? No? Of course not – cos the seas ain’t rising nor the icecaps melting – and the money-spinning carbon cap n trade / new green deal / net zero political fascism is all yet another Great Reset control freak scam.

Ergo, for better or worse, humans do not control the climate – the Sun does – and this entire climate change crisis no more than a money-grubbing control freak agenda – (run by a cartel of money-grubbing dipshits, dingbats and heffalumps) – that purposely ignores the true climate wisdom garnered via a route of observation and research of the historic records.

Okay folks, here’s one to ponder on. WTF does Food Bank Britain’s not-fit-for-purpose Border Patrol do with the veritable mountain of bright orange life jackets discarded by the hordes of illegal foreign scroungers making landfall on our south coast beaches?

The story goes they ship them straight back to la belle Française, to be used by the next overloaded rubber boat cargo of unwashed (sic) immigrants.

Oh yes, all part of the plan – aka the New World Order / WEF / Great Reset being rolled out by ex-Nazi Youth scumster, Satan Klaus Schlob, to divide n conquer – by diminishing national sovereignty with an influx flood of grungy foreign infidel types who give the host nation culture the finger and attempt to pollute our society with their own slick n sick pagan religious beliefs that we Christian types consider anathema.

Welcome to the Zionist Barbarian Gaza Strip Genocide Spectacular.  

Israeli Likit Party Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, has this hatred for all things Palestinian, and points the fickle finger of Fate at Black September for his brother Yoni’s death at Entebbe in 1976 - when actually it was his own Sayeret Matkal gun-slinging IDF squad who seized the plane hijack / rescue mission opportunity to snuff the unbearable, arrogant twat - and blame the PFLP.

Ergo, for the record, let this Israeli - Gaza human rights brouhaha not get tangled around the anti-Jewish / anti-Semitic debate either – for the only ‘anti’ in this case is the anti-Zionist land thefts factor.

That, per se, is the core problem for the hapless Muslim Palestinian populations of the occupied (by IDF troops) West Bank Territory - and the littoral Gaza Strip enclave – besieged behind Israel’s Great Apartheid Wall – both now wholly disenfranchised and marginalised (and the latter ‘demolished’) since the Zionists declared the sovereign state of Palestine was their Promised Land back in 1948 – promised by God (Yahweh) no less – to His personal favourite Chosen People.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Verdict Final: World Gone Cuckoo

Talk about grand scale polarised contradiction, and in-yer-face gross hypocrisy, the LGBTQ + XYZ and trans-gender-bender community claims there are scores of genders.

Then we come across queer-cult adverts for t-shirts with pretty, colourful Rainbows, declaring there are actually – in their unqualified and contradictory opinions - hundreds of genders – next to which are the garment size guides – for – er - male and female.

A bottle blonde takes her 4 x 4 Range Rover into a garage and complains ‘It’s just not running right’. Mech' starts the engine, listens, then walks around the vehicle and tells the owner ‘We always get this problem with expensive 4 x 4’s if they don’t have a personalised number plate fitted.’

What is a Woman?

Okay, here’s one to bloody the nose of the trans-gender-bender and LGBTQ-WERTY cult-mongers who wish to corrupt science and biology to accommodate their personal, nefarious inclusivity agenda.

A woman is commonly – and correctly - defined as an adult human female and, genetically, typified by two XX chromosomes. These facts are indisputable.

What is referred to as a trans-gender female – those in a state of pre, or post, gender modification surgery – and having gorged on all the gender-bender hormones they can swallow, will never be a biological woman, nor experience mensuration, nor ovulate, nor get pregnant, nor bear a child.

Sorry boys, - er – girls – get over it.

China, India, Pakiland, Korea (north or south), Russia, and Brazil don’t give a flying fuck about the purported, or predicted, negative effects of climate change.

In the wake of criticism viz the Busy Beeb’s scaremongering reports on climate change, and generating further hysteria,  Prof Tom Burke CBE, visiting Honorary Professor of Imperial College, London has defended the Beeb’sd media coverage.

The gospel according to the Burke: "Since 200 governments, about 100 central banks, and literally thousands of mega-bucks corporations, as well as about 4 billion people – all agree with the BBC – thus it is hard to fault the holier-than-thou Beeb on the evidence."

Yeah right, 4 billion, eh – half the human (sic) population of this planet - and that’s how many naïve - believe any old shit - gullible morons who can’t think for themselves, the Beeb is deceiving.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bbc-climate-change-hysteria-latest

More XL Bully dog negative propaganda hits the media headlines following a reported hell hound attack on an 8-year old kid in Scouseland’s Bootle area – with the canine velociraptor savaging the child and causing life-threatening injuries - after chewing on the kid’s head.

Ownership of XL Bully dogs was restricted under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 following a spate of violent attacks in 2023.

It is against the law to sell, give away, abandon or breed from an XL Bully – with owners now required to obtain an exemption certificate to keep XL Bullies – having them nutted, kept on a lead, and muzzled in public.

Really, why the fuck does anyone want to keep a ‘pet’ – (sic) - that is capable of savaging and / or killing them n their children if it gets a bit of a Bad Doggy Day type of snot on?

The mindset is on a par with keeping poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions. Talk about the kink of ‘living dangerously’ - why not go all out and keep a Bengal tiger as a house pet?

The latest on the House of Conmans Tory-led debate viz hapless tenants being subjected to no-fault evictions, the gospel according to New Labour party's multi-tasking deputy leader – and shadow housing secretary – none other than the ginger-mingin, rat-faced Angela Rayner - "These are yet more weasel words from the ferret-faced Michael Gove after years of broken promises."

Right on, and Labour’s smart-arsed ‘Miraculous Mangie’ knows how to fix it, we don’t think.

When referencing the antics of Third World governments and military dictatorships we have been mass media conditioned to expect sweet fuck all else but graft and corruption – and lots of human rights abuses.

Ergo, in short order, that is generally the case - while our own holier-than-thou Western governments - and esteemed judicial systems – (Magna Carta / Bill of Rights / der Grundrechte) are claimed to be beyond reproach – to the point of overflowing with moral virtue.

In a British court of law, the witness places a hand on the Holy Book and swears to tell not just the Truth, but the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.

Yep, the Truth - that stand-alone leviathan which requires no phalanx guard to protect its flanks.

And yet, when freelance journalist Julian Assange did precisely that with his Wickedleaks website – nary a single exaggeration nor porky pie, just the unalloyed Truth, he was hounded by a cadre of most embarrassed Western political powers – sock puppet politicos in thrall to transnational corporations -  and especially so the good ole ‘and justice for all’ US of A – commencing in 2010 with trumped up rape charges in Sweden – for ‘unprotected sex’ (sans condom) by some agent provocateur kiss n tell slut.

Back in London, and dodging the bogus rape charge, Assange was then holed up in London’s accommodating Ecuadorian Embassy, juggling all manner of nefarious concocted criminal / espionage charges - and since being grabbed from there by the Met’s finest Plod Squad – on behalf of the CIA - now remains incarcerated in Bellend Prison – whoops, sorry – ‘Belmarsh’ Prison – awaiting on a yes / no decision from the Home Sickretary on whether to permit his extradition to the US on charges of exposing their dirty criminal military activities and human rights abuses around the Middle East theatre - and everywhere else on Earth they fatally infect with their superior, festering brand of  A-mer-i-can de-moc-racy.

To wit, reflecting on Assange’s predicament and dilemma at the hands of Broken Britain’s so-called ‘justice system’ - and the political / civil service bureaucracy apparatus – these are on a par with any Third World corruption-ridden head-banger state that poses as moral and civilised.

Good for these corrupt powers that Assange has been locked away and unable to communicate with the global masses via his Wickedleaks medium, for what would he have made of the mass deceptions since his incarceration – and duly exposed for what they were – bullshit and lies.

Ergo, the Russia / Ukraine fiasco, the election fraud that put the Democraps and Sleepy Joe Bidet in the Shite House – and kept Trumpsky out; and not to overlook the Covid-1984 mass deception, and the roll out of the toxic, gene-modifying spike protein vaccines.

The New Labour ‘Flip Flop’ Party, currently led  (sic) by political U-turn specialist, Sir Keir Stammerer, - aka Pragmatic Percy - is ditching its policy of spending £28 billion nickers-worth of taxpayers’ hard-earned ackers per annum on its green investment plan in a major volte-face.

Labour's position on the policy in recent weeks has been increasingly muddled.

A decision on back-pedalling their green deal policy is set to be announced in the House of Conmans this Thursday, following mass confusion on the party’s net zero / new green deal position.

Thus Agenda 21 - now delayed until 2030.

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September 2021: At Labour's 2021 conference, shadow chancellor Raving Rachel Reeves pledges to invest £28 billion nicker per annum – and every year - to 2030 – in a feeble attempt to establish a green economy for Food Bank Britain.

June 2023: Labour scales back its plans, blaming the economic outlook, with the Rabid Reeves telling the BBC she would ramp up investment over time from a 2024 election win, reaching £28 billion quid a year after 2027.

November 2023: A senior opposition party source tells the BBC that the level of investment previously promised might never be reached. Labour denies the claim, but rumours of the policy's demise continue to grow.

February 2024: Now we arrive at today, with innominate shit-stirring sources whispering to the Beeb that Labour is scrapping its green investment plan – as it does not want to alienate the TUC and lose the coal miners’ union votes in the 2024 general election. 

Really, deadwood politicos – der Untermensch - victim to the ravages of the saproxylic rot (predators) that infests our poxy Parliament’s House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds assemblies – feasting, parasite fashion, on the credibility of the comatose MPs and peers squatting within.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68232133

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-68238090

Hark, ‘tis the Front Page Hewitts, plying for media attention yet again.

Lol’s – to quote: Harry cleared his busy schedule to fly across the pond to be by the ailing King Chazzer’s side.

Que? WTF? Busy schedule – doing what – scratching his arse while peering in a mirror at the expanding bald spot on his ginger-mingin head?

So what next for the Montecito morons after Harry’s 12 minute chat / PR flying visit, to see his adopted Daddy, King Chazzer, and drum up some heart-rendering gossip column tat that he, and the attention-addicted, A-list obsessed Meghan, can sell to the media?

Yes, WTF next for this pair of dog wankers, we might well speculate. Stage the kidnapping of one of their kids? The ranga Archiwell or whatever his effin’ name is? The eldest, and heir apparent, to the royal House of Hewitt’s Montecito throne?

Big gob Prince Harry – a loose lips carbon copy clone of his equally IQ-deficient ginger-mingin, and arrogant windbag of a Daddy, Capt. Jimmy Hewitt, boasting around his club how he regularly bonks Princess Di’ while out for ‘riding lessons’ (sic) – and that’s why Bald Willy wants sweet fuck all to do with his addled-brain, cuckoo-in-the-nest half-brother.

But sneaky shit Harry stays in daily contact with his piranha-fanged cousins, Beatrice and Eugenie – the progeny of disgraced Prince Andy Pandy – and the bloated, lizard-scaled Fergie Beast, aka the Duckegg of Pork – garnering any and all scandalous gossipy tit-bits he and Meghan can flog to Netflix.

One very recent hacked message from Harry to Fuckingham Palace read: ‘Daddy, Daddy, if you die of cancer - and Willy has some fatal accident – like being run over by a truck – or gets assassinated - can I be the King?’

Cancer, eh – and never a great prognosis when it’s deep down in the bowels, with many speculating Karma is finally catching up with Chazzer for having Lady Di’ knocked off – so he had total access and control of Wills and Harry’s upbringing (sic) – and his embarrassing divorcee missus wouldn’t be around to marry any shifty Muslim costermonger’s son – and for that matter, neither would Dodo.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tory Education Minister Ready for War

The Tory Snafu Party’s current incumbent IQ-deficient Minister for Education - none other than the notorious ginger-mingin Gillian ‘Scouse’ Keegan - (formerly Minister for Televised Profanity) - has once again blotted her copybook by gobbing off, with her customary unqualified arrogance, to criticise and naysay a report from ‘sensible adult’ MP members of the House of Conmans Defence Select Committee who claim, in their twelve months-long researched estimation, Broken Britain is not sufficiently-equipped, nor strong enough, in terms of troop numbers, to enter a protracted war against Bad Vlad Putrid and his Russian military – or even some ‘mouse that barks’ postage stamp nation state alike Liechtenstein or Andorra – or even the Swiss Guard defended Vatican.

Conversely, in total rejection of this report, the gospel according to Keegan, the incumbent Tory MP for Shitchester since 2017, is one that claims Food Bank Britain’s armed forces are well-funded and, quote: “have nothing to fear, with enough ‘weapons of mass distraction’ for any  potential ‘World War Three’ with Russia or China.

Hmmm, this assurance on matters military – both defensive and aggressive - from a Minister for Education, who, readers might be shocked to hear, has zero military experience, nor holds any format of academic qualifications in strategic military lore that might put her on an equal footing with such warfare / conflict theorist luminaries as Thucydides, Clausewitz, Sun Tzu, Machiavelli or Liddell-Hart.

The Defence Select Committee’s preliminary report states that our island nation’s military is consistently overstretched, leading to capability and stockpile shortages, as well as a recruitment crisis of Biblical proportions – which only a selective conscription campaign might resolve, to create an armed force of true war-fighting and strategic readiness - by weeding out the limp-wristed Woke joke cultists and trans-gender-bender pacifists - and conscripting a legion of 18 year old teenage soccer hooligan types, for whom street fights and generalised thuggery are part of everyday life.

This pessimism and scaremongering comes on the heels of growing speculation across Europe and from paranoid NATO chiefs, viz the possibility of a global conflict - with the Tory’s actual Defence Secretary, Grant Shitts, going into Chicken Little mode warning the world was "'moving from a post-war to pre-war world".

Army General Patrick Sanders also commented on the military’s lack of funding and its depleted current ranks of 73,000 troops, compared to over 100,000 in 2010 – and the requirement for a standing regular army force of 120,000 ready to fight a war anywhere on the planet where hostilities demand the defence of British interests – or in defence of our sacred Isle of Albion homeland if Bad Vlad ever gets done with the Russian bogged-down imbroglio in the Ukraine, and decides, for whatever fucked-up squirrely reason he wants to invade Britain.

There again, regardless of the qualified – and specifically ‘unqualified’ - opinions of the silly Gillian Keegan, or Grant Shitts, or General Sir Paddy Sandpit, a UK-based military staging ground, or battlefield setting, resplendent with 100,000 battle-ready troops, and the boasted £50 billion quids-worth of weaponry - we live, since the end of the last major waste of human life conflict – 1945 – in a now-advanced nuclear weapons age – and one single, 10 kiloton capacity nuclear artillery shell – or ariel-delivered bomb – would convert the pre-mentioned 100,000 military force – and their £50 billion nicker’s worth of weaponry – into toast – (no pun intended) – ‘in a flash’ - before a single squaddie got a round off in the general direction of the enemy.

Ergo, we return to the subject of the war-ready, sabre-rattling gobshite Scouser, Gillian Keegan, and the subject of her lack of credibility on matters military or socio-political – especially so in the eyes of her worried constituents - and being part of this entire diverse political party Parliamentary administration and civil service cult – jointly comprised of basket case deplorables, brown-hatter pervs, pederasts, and generalised window lickers.

Regardless of being appointed as yet another head-nodding Privy Council dodo, Keegan has attained a wide notoriety for naivety, and her stock-in-trade crass attitude, plus a gaffe-prone political existence - as exampled perfectly by her Marie Antoinette copycatting, the ‘in yer face’ blatant display of a £10,000 Rolex wrist watch while making a tour of broadcast studios to inform and advise school teachers they needed to be realistic viz their demands for a salary increase on their pre-taxed £28,000 per annum pittance.

Yep, easy to say when raking in an MP’s salary of £86,584 quid – plus her ministerial add-on allowances – and expenses.

Shake yer head in despair, or laugh at the idiocy, you might – and rightly so too – when this Minister for Education informs head teachers they need to ‘get on their bikes’ and be out n about rounding up truants absent from the school register head count in morning assembly – and kick their hooky-playing arses.

Last, but by nowhere least, the Education Minister’s second husband - (no word on the fickle fate of the first) – is none other than the infamous Michael Keegan - the one-time boss of Fuijshitsu UK – the very corporation responsible for the fatally-flawed Horizon IT computer system that saw 700-plus British Post Office employees arrested, bankrupted and imprisoned for fraud and theft - when their not-fit-for-purpose (read ‘fucked up’) software switched to kleptomania mode and robbed the cash registers – then scapegoated the sub-postmaster staff.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/britain-weapons-world-war-iii-gillian-keegan

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Batshit Bonkers News Roundup

Okay, let’s be forthright and honest with ourselves viz the concept of ‘real-politick’ – and this multi-polar, batshit bonkers Woke joke mess we shamelessly refer to as ‘civilisation’.

Our House of Conmans government, whoever the fuck is in office - the terrible Tory gang, or the all-talk n flip-flop New Labour clique, or, Heaven forbid, the Librarian-Dummercraps – (even in a junior partner ‘just sit in the cornet and shut up’ coalition) – when we simply stand back and observe – take in WTF is going down – and ask ourselves: is this unbridled influx of illegal migrants crossing the Channel and ending up on our shores - sucking off the teat of our hard-pressed welfare system - a deliberate act, and part of some covert agenda, to dilute our national sovereignty - and flood our once green and pleasant land with foreign types who don’t give a flying fuck about, nor regard for, our cultural traditions or Christian state religion.

So too, with governments past and present, and a shit-fer-brains ‘injustice’ system all involved, bollocks-deep, in this disgusting Post Office scandal – and not a single politico with the common sense to see through the error – that some 700 sub post office managers suddenly decided to go klepto-rogue together – in the same week - and visibly rob themselves for all to see.

Did no fucker or their dog have the brains (or balls) to stand back, scratch their heads, and ponder if Fujishitsu’s newly-commissioned Horizon computer software system might be at fault?

Yet come election time and these same clown club morons will be round, knocking on doors and handing out Vote for Me canvassing leaflets – that are, in fact, too small - and glossy - to even wipe your arse with.

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Forget the ‘let’s blame Covid-1984 on the Chinks’ wicked Wuhan bio-weapons lab’ leak story – or the fiction it emanated from the food hall next door due cross-species transmission contagion viz peasants eating fruit bat soup and / or crispy bbq’d pangolin.

The Covid-1984 virus was, and always intended to be, a by-design bio-weapon – reverse-engineered and specifically gain-of-function mutated - under dodgy DARPA funding and direction from the original SARS-CoV-2 virus source at Fauci’s NIH Rocky Mountain bio-weapons research lab - by none other than Dr Vincent Munster (yep, really, that’s his name) as the core of his PREEMT project – built on the back of the previous CREID bio-weapon research work of U.S. virologist Ralph Baric.

Initially this SARS-CoV-2 virus had been modified from an equally-nasty  RaTG13 beta-corona virus strain by virologist Dr Linfa Wang and his underling, Dr Danielle Anderson, at Duke-NUS - the Singapore-based medical school of North Carolina’s Duke University - where Wang was Director of Duke’s Emerging Infectious Disease programme.

Wang and Anderson were part of Baric’s DEFUSE proposal, and Duke-NUS was later a partner in Fauci’s CREID project.

Ergo, now we know where to start looking – and at whom - when the next pre-arranged scamdemic strikes.

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Is Octopus Energy’s PR department – or publicity / advertising contractor - staffed by absolute moronic dipshits?

Go listen to their self-promoting (more at ‘vomit-inducing’) ad’s on Magic Radio for one (along with YouTube, Twatter, Tik-Tok, Google, and fuck knows how many other net sites) – a roll call of IQ-deficient customers babbling on about how changing electricity supplier from Crap Power to Octopus Energy has changed their whole lives for the better.

Further, in supplicant appreciation for this enhanced and elevated quality of mortal existence, they would willingly crawl naked over broken glass and stinging nettles, lining up simply to pay homage before, and embrace, the bared ass of the eight-testicled cephalopod God-figure CEO of Octopus Energy himself: Greg Jackson.

In a single word – pathetic.

There again, mayhap the sycophantic display of brown-nosing adulation really caught the ear of the common herd, for in 2018 alone Octopus gained 100,000 customers from Iresa Ltd under Ofgem’s ‘supplier of last resort’ process, after Iresa ceased trading.

The same year, Octopus replaced SSE (Shit Streak Energy) as the energy supplier for M&S Energy, a branch of Food Bank Britain’s ubiquitous High Street Marks & Sparks - and gobbled up a further 22,000 customers from Affect Energy.

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Okay, the more sensible demographic of this world might shake their heads in disgust, but a statement just issued by the Biden administration’s US Immigration Service referencing UK exile and asylum seeker, Prince Harry Hewitt, claims it doesn’t give a flying fuck if the ginger-mingin royal cuckoo lied on his visa application form viz narcotics use – or not – as at least he did fill in a visa application form - and not paddle across the Rio Grande southern border illegally alike the millions of other undesirable foreign types now claiming squatting rights (and promising to vote Democrat) in Gawd’s Own Country – aka Bidenland.

Further to the afore-mentioned ignominy, the money-grubbing Hewitt couple’s Archewell self-promotion company is to be split into three tax-dodging corporate entities, and renamed as Ginger-Mingin Entertainment; Royal Cuckoo Productions; and Backstabbers-R-Us.

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Former Home Secretary of the Tory Nasty Party, Spewella Braverman, has hit out at the Met’s Plod Squad, claiming they are wilfully permitting, and hence encouraging, ‘hateful’ pro-Palestine marches on the streets of Food Bank Britain – protesting against the ‘hateful’ human rights abuses visited on the hapless, and usurped, Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip (not to forget the equally-marginalised – and military-occupied - West Bank territories) by the lawless, land-grabbing illicit Zionist state’s IDF military barbarians.

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WTF goes on with Sad Dick Khan and his money-grubbing obsession for milking Greater London area motorists – and transient visitors - of their hard-earned cash they’ve already paid income tax on – and so too ‘not cheap’ annual road tax tithe to the DVLA - for the right to drive their cars from A to B on the Metropolis’ pot-holed asphalt - and any and all of Broken Britain’s extensive system of highways and byways?

Khan’s TfL has a budget of £150 million to blow on his latest high-tech’ Project Detroit that will, allegedly, enable the introduction of pay-per-mile road charging on motorists – a scheme (read ‘scam’) – employing a total of 157 staff – whose tech’s and engineers are raking in salaries in excess of £100,000 nicker per annum – all funded by ULEZ vampire fines, no doubt.

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One loopy Labour MP has kicked off a wave of ideological outrage by petitioning for an absurd change in the law of the land, to allow a dead person’s actual  gender (male / female) to be altered on official records, post-mortem.

Charlotte Nichols, the ginger-mingin incumbent House of Conmans MP for Warrington North, is calling for the change in the Gender Recognition Act 2004 – to have such amended - to allow for trans-gender-bender people who are deceased to be legally remembered by the ‘assumed’ gender they lived by – specifically their grave’s headstone to read a factually inaccurate ‘Here Lies Jacqueline’ as opposed to the bloke’s lifetime male name of Jack – or vice-versa Here Lies Patrick instead of Patricia.

As a further insult and affront to common sense, we have the latest gay play cult and transvestite gender bender argument that biology is just a theory.

Hmmm, one ponders on what the collective verbal response from Hooker, Darwin, Wallace, and Huxley might have been to that fatally-flawed, and obnoxious, statement.

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Gee n wow, no shit Sherlock – thank Gawd for the good ole US of A’s generosity  – cos that’s got Beijing’s meddling military – and political - fingers right outa the Argentinian / South American influence zone – for the immediate future, anyways.

Now, with this new flight arm gift of 24 F-16 US fighter-bombers arriving in Buenos Aires, the Argies will be geared up to attack the Falklands again, and kill a mob of unarmed sheep - with mint sauce bombs.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/argentina-falklands-military-deal-recover-war-potential

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And now – for your collective entertainment – more New Labour guff from their flip-flopping leader, Sir Keir Stammerer, on the embarrassing fubar represented by illegal Channel-hopping foreign types in overloaded rubber inflatables landing on our South coast beaches from safe-haven France - claiming to be seeking asylum from political persecution. Que? Who – Macron?

Labour claim to be agreeable with a so-called ‘sustainable’ level of immigration – but is this the documented, legal variety – or the rubber boat ‘illegal’ type – that New Labour politicos are now stating for the public record they would be happy with a ceiling of 100,000.

Whereas We, the People of Food Bank Britain, say ‘How about a nice round figure of O?’

Really, we have more than enough home-grown, idle-arsed, scrounging dead legs here already, dragging the economy down, and don’t need anymore.

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The Swedish military’s national bomb squad rushed to the scene of the Israeli Embassy in Stockholm a few days ago, as what was believed to have been an explosive device was found lying on the pavement outside.

The Zionist state’s embassy staff had notified the Stockholm Plod Squad of the situation, triggering a panicked response from law enforcement.

However, on inspection by Olaf, the bomb squad’s AI robot, the object was discovered to be a huddled-up and frozen-solid Palestinian refugee who had succumbed to a comatose state due exposure to the icy January winter weather, and a starvation level of malnutrition - while waiting on the embassy steps for his return home to Gaza visa to be processed.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/bomb-squad-israeli-embassy-sweden-explosive-device

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The Sir Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer-led New Labour Party has announced it is burning the midnight oils over plans to nationalise the rail network in the next few weeks – if they win the 2024 general election and seize control of the House of Conmans,

Lousie Haigh, the party’s scarlet-coiffured troll of a shadow transport secretary has revealed – then uttered a most contentious statement that, to quote verbatim: .... “and there’s absolutely no compensation that will be paid to the railway and train operators.” Ouch.

Nope – Haigh’s incorrect statement of ‘nationalise’ per se – should rather be one of ‘re-nationalise’ - as the entire mess of pottage it has today manifested into was once a stellar British Rail that worked well – before the likes of Dr Porky Beeching and his fellow Masonic sodomite and paedo cult brethren started meddling with the railways, and expediting their deregulation policy under EU Directive 91/440, and closed half the stops n stations.

The Beeching Axe - all in the name of cost-effectiveness, they said. Bullshit n bollocks – the purpose of a public transport service is, at best, to move the population around, from A to B to C, and eventually back to A – or where-the-fuck-ever - along with commercial goods – and, at best, financially break even, or perhaps make a minor profit – or otherwise, as per most ‘for the public good’ services, not run at a calamitous loss.

Hmmm, while it later became a Slaggie Thatcher Tory Party plan, then expedited under the effeminate John ‘Wet Rag’ Major’s government , and challenged by New Labour when Tony Bliar and Labour gained political office in 1997, complaints regarding the privatisation sell-off deal besides, nothing was done to reverse the decision and re-nationalise the railways.

To wit, New Labour are as much to blame as the Tory scum for the continued existence of the not-fit-for-purpose, now privatised Rattle-Track; Notwork Rail; Southern Discomfort; Inter-Shitty; Midlands Worst Derailment; Caledonian Creeper; First Crapita Connect; Rip-Off Railways; Sardine Mainline; and the forever-behind-schedule Snail-Rail.

So too, on the subject of this predicted re-nationalisation, let us not to overlook the glaring disasters that manifested through privatisation – and the foreign-owned Practical Pig Trains fubar – which ceased trading in 2003 following the Baconsfield collision calamity at Oxford’s notorious Malfunction Junction, when their Edinburgh to Euston overnight express collided head-on with a twenty coach Whore Lines sleeper (the-then Branson-owned Virgin Trains main competitor).

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Plods Ban Oxford St Gospel Singing

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Control Freak Plod Squad Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Psychos in Uniform' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Met Morons Out of Control' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to one of the Met Plod Squad’s unpaid, and part-time hire EUSSR Immigrant ‘Bulgarian Division’ Special Constables, public displays of religious devotion are no longer permitted on any of London’s highways and byways.

Costa Coffee barista troll and part-time volunteer plod, a career vulgar-Bulgar migrant, Maya Hadzhipetkova, (pronouns unknown), this week went into petty uniformed bureaucrap hysterics mode and verbally assaulted the well-respected gospel singer, Ms. Harmonie London, with her personal ill-mannered brand of Slavic-Turko nastiness, for performing Christian songs on the city’s Oxford Street pavement – in the fascist, dystopian manner that was ‘once’ customary fare across the now-sanitised Soviet Communist dominated Bulgarian nation under the jackbooted apparatus of the State Security ‘Service 7’ Secret Police.

According to a report in the Daily Shitraker tabloid news sheet, Maya Hadzhipetkova – (que - who? - not exactly your run-of-the-mill ‘pronounceable’ Anglo-Saxon family name, now is it?) – rudely informed the singer she could not ‘sing outside of church grounds’, before sticking her slime-coated serpent tongue out at her – (see photos – does this twat not observe the basic principles of oral hygiene?) - and threatening to seize and confiscate her elaborate musical equipment.

Really, where the fuck are the top brass Met Plod Squad recruiting these IQ-deficient clowns from – shaking the effin’ trees? – and worse still, equipping such control freak mental cases with radios, stab vests and handcuffs, and, Heaven forbid, a Taser and truncheon.

Ah well, WTF can we expect if the Met keep shoving shit-fer-brains tossers into black uniforms with shiny buttons. As the old adage goes – ‘yer can’t educate pork – an’ the best any fucker can expect from a pig is a grunt’.

Now Hitler’s Nazi Gestapo has long since folded its tent and moved on (to pastures new - retrenching in Argentina, Chile and Paraguay – circa 1945) - and hence zero civil police force vacancies exist for sadistic types around the EUSSR economic zone – (apart from London’s Met force) – Special Constable Maya Hardshitpetcrusher might be better fitted for a volunteer policing role with the Zionist Israeli plod squad in Gaza - or the occupied West Bank – terrorising the Palestinian population - or the Arab Gulf states – or one of the pre-mentioned South American fascista Third World dumps - where fingernail ripping with pliers is still standard practice for extracting confessions.

Not only was the 20-year-old gospel-singing Ms Harmonie London - who regularly performs worship music for appreciative passer-by shoppers on Oxford Street - slagged off by this volunteer ‘sex-undetermined’ atheist plod for performing Christian songs on a public right of way, but so too by her ginger mingin bearded accomplice, PC Sarcasm – all of which was recorded for posterity – and too public internet consumption by her 300,000-plus devoted followers on each of the Instagram and YouTube channels, after the plod squad harassment incident went mega-viral earlier this week.

Love the internet – or hate it’s latent intrusive social media mechanisms - what the fuck-ever – but in this case they served the cause of public awareness well, by tracking down a complete career dossier on the vulgar Bulgar immigrant special plod – Maya Hadashitinpetshop – that apart from her Costa Coffee shop troll work, she has held more non-jobs than Richard Kimble (the 1960’s TV Fugitive), and once owned three cats, three rabbits, a hedgehog and even a snake. (ref pasted GB News links)

Ergo, as Ms London is not a busker, and regardless of being incorrectly informed she was breaking the law, there are no laws against singing on pavements – in the public domain - and the Oxford Street area is a council-regulated zone for busking and street entertainment – thus, as Harmonie correctly informed the offensive Bulgarian WSC and her ginger twat of a gobshite, smart-arsed partner, PC Sarkie Git, the incident breached Article 9 of the Human Rights Act 1998 which protects freedom of religion. 

Regardless, SC Hadzhipetkova continued to insist that Harmonie was breaking the law and could not sing 'outside of church grounds unless she had been authorised, blessed and duly ordained by Dr Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, to (quote) ‘do these kind of songs' – and was in possession of a Welby signed permission scribbled on the back of a Holy Bible fly sheet.

Hmmm, while special constable Hadashitski and her four ‘in attendance’ uniformed and mob-handed PC accomplices, focused their law-enforcing attentions on Harmonie’s gospel-promoting crimes and misdemeanours - across the rest of Greater London, ULEZ warriors continued to sabotage Mayor Sad Dick Khan’s despised cameras and cut down their steel mounting poles with mobile angle grinders; with ISIS Muslim terrorists busy elsewhere in the shadowed underground of the city planning their next terrorist attacks; and inter-racial school-age gang warfare stabbings continued unabated – over every conflict possible – from drug distribution to soccer team support hooliganism – to testosterone-fuelled impress the girl-friend semi-criminal stunts - plus Channel-hopping illegal immigrants ventured out on shoplifting sprees - and sexually assaulting females of all ages in the city parks - to break the monotony of being holed up in their 5 star hotel rooms all day – watching cable telly channels – and boring masturbation-intensive porno flicks - until their asylum applications are processed by the tortoise-paced immigration service.

To close, while the socially-offensive SC Hadashitski, and her ginger-mingin funny guy joke of a partner, PC Ranga Beard - (view media-linked photos) - get their rocks off being nasty, sarcastic pricks – it is little wonder by this now well-publicised and internationally-circulated example, the general public of Broken Britain consider the entire Met – and nation-wide-linked Plod Squad - to consist of an assemblage of corrupt, control freak dog wankers, afflicted with serious mental health issues – and halitosis.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-gospel-busker-harmonie-london-latest

https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-investigation-constable-gospel-singers-maya-hadzhipetkova

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