Okay, to kick start our Who Knows quiz: WTF have Pakistan’s ex-top jock star cricketer – (former Prime Minister) - Imran Khan - and the good ole US of A’s misogynist, gobshite property tycoon – (former POTUS) - Donald Trump - got in common?
Actually a shedload of ‘trumped up’ (sic–no pun intended) politically-motivated criminal charges filed against them by corrupt governmental opponents – to disqualify both from running for public service office again – hence unable to challenge and expose, as in the past, the corrupt ‘status quo’ practices of the incumbent legacy opposition political glove puppet players of the day – and the hands of those dark regime corporate / bankster – and military - muppet-masters that actually dominate socio-economic affairs through their bribed and blackmailed bureaucratic and legislative stooges.
A military
junta-controlled Islamabad kangaroo court, presided over by Judge Humayun
Dilawar Backsheesh, and acting on the orders of incumbent Crime Minister,
Shitbag Sharif, and Army Chief, Asswipe Manure – both still suffering
from a post-colonial inferiority complex - has sentenced the
populist ex-Prime Minister Khan to three years prison time - for selling off
his unwanted political office gifts, legally received from foreign diplomatic
sources – and further disqualifying Khan - (leader of the national opposition party,
Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf) - from holding public office for five years - thus
ensuring a block on, and relief from, his anti-corruption exposure and
prosecution policy crusade.
In The Donald’s case, he now faces 78 criminal charges - as of writing - an ever-burgeoning number of felony count cases being filed against him by Joe Bidet’s wet dream excuse for an Atty General, Merrick Garland. Nigh on four score – and more to come by the hour - ensuring he too is tied up in a robin’s nest tangle of legal haranguing, and thus duly disqualified from running for the White House Presidential office again.
Obviously some corrupt politico scumsters n their criminal class backers are shitting kittens n running scared of the prospect of the likes of Khan and Trump being re-elected to High Political Office - specifically the corruption-ridden ‘ruling’ Paki military junta - and the equally corrupt US-based Joe Bidet administration - and the entire dodgy, dirty tricks Democrap Party membershits, manipulated at a distance by the venal likes of Dodger Bill Clinton – and his repulsive spouse, Hilarious Rodent Clinton – aka the Mena Mafia Matriarch – all currently overseen by the ‘Big Guy’ crime syndicate Bidet family.
Ah well, best wishes n prayers for Khan, and passing sympathy for Trump – whatever good it might do – with ‘sympathy’ being located in the Oxford English Dictionary, slap bang between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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