Friday 25 August 2023

Blacks Demand Slave Trade Reparations

A principal judge at the international court of justice claims that Broken Britain will no longer be able to ignore the cacophony of growing calls for mega-bucks reparations - owed due participation of its citizens and corporations in the centuries-past incidence of transatlantic slavery.

Judge Patrick Lipton-Tea-Bag Robinson, who presided over the trial of the former Yugoslav president - and grossly overweight war criminal - Slobodan ‘The Slob’ Milošević, confided to one gutter press hack from Panhandler magazine that the international ebb and flow tide of opinion viz slavery reparations was quickly shifting, and urged Food Bank Britain to change its current ‘get fucked’ position on the issue – and cough up the ante.

A report co-authored by this Jamaican judge, Robinson - (and being a well-suntanned feller in his own right, we thus ponder how neutral he is on the issue of historic African negro slavery) - indicates he is of a personal mind that Broken Britain is responsible, and hence culpable, for all the wrongs of the world - and not just a mere 50%.

Robinson claims, quote: “Britain cannot continue to ignore this greatest atrocity, signifying man’s inhumanity to man. Reparations have been paid for other wrongs, and obviously far more quickly, far more speedily, than reparations for what I consider the greatest atrocity and crime in the history of great atrocities: transatlantic chattel slavery.”

Further, Robinson demands that 'the British government' should personally pay US$24 trillion bucks (£18.8 trillion nicker) in reparations for the sins of its ‘citizens and corporations’ (note ‘citizens and corporations’) – and their ‘historic’ involvement in the African slave trade - that Robinson claims encompassed 14 countries globally – probably including Africa.

What a dodgy dilemma that will morph into – for all these ‘citizens and corporations’ no longer exist - having gone the way of the Dodo, and are extinct. More to the point, the Treasury ain’t got £18:8 trillion quid – with our once-sacred Isle of Albion now bollocks deep in debt to the Bank of International Rip-Offs – all thanks to past Tory, and Labour party, political mismanagement since the 1990’s - and to this present day.

Hmmm, ‘greatest atrocity ever’, indeed? How about two thousand years of Roman Catholic atrocities, visited on the hapless, heretical heads of those who ‘believe’ something different from the Vatican’s more at scent than substance myth that a Nazarene chippy was the son of God - (the Jewish one – Jehovah / Yahweh) - and not simply another confused Messiah complex activist protesting against foreign Roman rule – and taxes - who got himself crucified for pissing off Poncy Pilate – and Herod Antifreeze – then is claimed to have ‘risen from the dead’ – and gone to Paradise / Heaven / Valhalla / wherever - in the company of angels?

Judge Robinson spoke exclusively, ahead of Unesco’s Day for Remembering the Transatlantic Slave Trade and Abolition, with one lawyer from the Claims Guys compensation insurance specialists, regarding reparations for 400 years of slavery - and with the ad-on of legal fees calculated, intends to hit the Tory Party Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, with a bill for some £18:8 trillion quid.

Doubtless Robinson intends to publicly announce, and pursue, this demand at the office of London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, where he is scheduled to make a keynote address.

Oh yes, a speech at the London Mayor’s office, no less. Perhaps Robinson might be inclined to say a few critical words regarding his UN-valued jurist opinion of the Ulez money-grubbing atrocity that Mayor Sad Dick is about to unleash on the hapless heads, and wallets, of London’s driving public.

Ergo, so Robinson is of a mind that transatlantic chattel slavery is the greatest atrocity in the history of humankind – of man’s inhumanity to his fellow man - without parallel for its brutality; without parallel for its length over 400 years; without parallel for its profitability – and the black descendants of this historic atrocity now have their hands out - supplicant fashion.

If the UN legal beagles expect Broken Britain – among other historic offenders – to cough up ££$$ billions – in fact trillions – in legacy compo’ - for their long-dead ancestor’s part in the Africa-to-the-Americas slave trade atrocities on the basis of human rights and wrongs crimes long past – then so too, on reflection, we expect them – and Robinson - to push the Vatican and the entire Roman Catholic ‘Old Time Religion’ money-spinning ‘industry’ to conjure up, and fork out, reparations for their two-millennium long history of human rights offences – with happy, content, and uncomplicated peoples being force fed their unwanted, foreign religion - and other numerous and assorted atrocities – including torture, actual witch hunts – and murder – by burning at the stake – these heretical crime convictions their Spanish Inquisition dished out – along with crucifixions –– across the known world – and wherever the Vatican’s friars set foot – East and West – the Americas, the Philippines, and such savagery and cruelty became the norm’ – even in the likes of Eire’s manky Magdelene Laundry workhouses.

Okay, first off, don’t pick on Britain – focus primarily on the original slavers – Arab Muslims - and Black West African Chieftains who sold their own people – and captive tribes to the slavers – then go for the Spanish and Portuguese, and the host on others who were first off  in on the act. And not to overlook the Muslim Barbary pirates who captured white European seamen and sold them into slavery. 

Let's have a full accounting of past sins here.

So too, in that vein, how about some well due discount for Britain, being the first nation to ban the slave trade – black, white, brown – whatever – kick starting from moral conscience / human rights and wrongs lobby campaigning in 1783, then further with the passage of the Slave Trade Act of 1807 – (alas, criminalised slave trading, but not slavery itself) - though terminating the whole shebang with the Slavery Abolition Act of 1833 – and three cheers for the likes of William Wilberforce and his fellow apostles who made it happen.

To ponder on the subject from a lateral thinking angle, it took a nation-wide Civil War (1861 – 1865) for the good ole US of America to get round to abolishing slavery in its varied manifestations.

Whereas, in Africa itself, Lobengula Khumalo, King of the Northern Ndebele (Matabeleland) – (reign 1868 – 1894) made slaves of all his warring tribe captives – and wives of many of the female pow’s (20+) – impaling any spouse guilty of infidelity.

Following Lobengula’s death in 1894, British missionaries ‘persuaded’ his successor, Lozekeyi, (Queen Regent) that slavery was considered a sin in the Christian culture – and that trend continued when Lobengula’s son, Nyaamanda, was invested on the throne in 1896.

And that, folks, is simply ‘one’ 19th Century African nation state that still practiced slavery, out of scores, long after the West had cleaned its proverbial ‘act up’.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66596790

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/22/uk-cannot-ignore-calls-for-slavery-reparations-says-leading-un-judge-patrick-robinson

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