Skewed News Views Roundup #99

Common sense deplores this toxic environment being created and promoted by officialdom giving credit to frivolous fantasies, and permitting school children to identify as whatever the fuck they like – and we’re not just talking viz the trans-gender-bender inclusiveness n diversity n equality brouhaha, with boys identifying as girls, and vice-versa; but boys, and girls, identifying as animals – a cat, squirrel, a rabbit, a chicken, and a fox.

To all intents and purposes, if this is a true psychological delusion possessing the child, a calibre of fantasies fraught with social complications, then they do not belong in a classroom, but rather out in the woods, under the protective and caring wing of Mother Nature – or, more appropriately, a mental health institute – with bars on the windows.

Ergo, it comes down to a case of discrimination between common sense – and nonsense.

Conversely, Scottish school pupil, Reynard McNumpty, who made national headlines this past week for self-identifying as a fox, was arrested by police yesterday when caught in the act of breaking into a farmer’s hen house and engaging in non-consensual sex with a rooster.

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It starts with a nudge, then a bit of a push, then officialdom’s media-driven social shaming bulldozer comes along to finish the job.

Of course, any critical thinker will be aware of the facts that the entire Woke joke political correctness cult – and too their LGB-QUERTY / Trans-gender-bender diversity, inclusivity and equality ‘Rainbow Revolution’ buddies – along with the ‘paedo-pervy’ hairy-arsed Drag Queen schoolroom story time readings for nursery class kiddies – collectively gather under the banner of ‘Pride’ movement authoritarianism, and fall within the parameters of their currently ‘permitted’ immoral jurisdiction - are ‘works in progress’ - being steered and evolved under the aegis of dark force Great Reset bureaucracy - composed of socio-political control freak entities, the low life chapter of ‘officialdom’s’ state-run apparatus – with an end game purpose that does not bode well for us, the useless eating, taxpayer / voting electorate – aka the common herd sheeple – all to confuse and dilute the morality of the public demographic – and herald in an era of wicked depravity.

Wokery and groupthink members and the slick leftie articulators of our sick society’s officialdom, those politically and educationally tasked with the development of our children in school surroundings, and specifically gobshite, mentally-retarded Karens posing as teachers - have turned raising the next generation into a Frankenstein science experiment, promoting the disingenuous trans-gender-bender flawed science belief that with a few hormones and clever strokes from a surgeon’s scalpel blade - butchering the original genitalia - a boy can become a girl, and vice versa – or even a fox - or a cat, if the pupil meows persistently.

Hmmm, and what a state of affairs this entire identity circus has become, when you dare not utter a rudimentary ‘excuse me, Miss' - or Mrs , or Mister – to ask a simple question viz directions - thanks to the gender-bender ‘I’m offended’ pronoun pandemonium – and we are dictated to waste time ticking diversity boxes.

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Hark the recent outrage from a horde of dogma-fixated, Cairo-based Egyptologists – that the enigmatic pyramids were constructed by tech’ savvy refugees from a sinking Atlantis – and / or space alien visitors – and, the Great Pyramid specifically, once acted as a multi-functional Swiss Army knife version of constructed stone edifices.

Hence an eye to the construction of the (Egyptian) pyramids – specifically the Gaza x 3 set, and the celebrated  Great Pyramid / Khufu ‘power station’ structure – and the academic’s brush-off tale that the Egyptian ‘builders’ either concealed - or left no records - of how they constructed the pyramids. Hence it is assumed that the Egyptian era civilisation ‘builders’ were a sneaky n secretive lot.

Truth be known, the purported Egyptian pyramid builders of the ‘what the fuck ever dynasty’ left no records of how the pyramids were built – as they did not know – due the stellar fact they did not build them – and simply ‘adopted’ – rather ‘appropriated’ - the huge edifices thousands of years post-construction.

Today the Giza trio appear as stepped structures, but in their days of reflective glory, many moons before the dynastic copycat Egyptians ever came along, and claimed them as their own, in true blue plagiarist fashion, they were shimmering smooth surfaced structures, capped with pure white, and polished, limestone.

The opinionated core of academics need to lose the ‘ancient civilisation’ references that automatically dismisses the fact these builders might have possessed a greater technology than we have today, as they simply stand back in gob-struck awe at the purported construction achievements of a bunch of latter day Egyptian plagiarists.

To wit, view ancient history via the route of its verifiable, ‘hard evidence’ facts and not the popular associated speculations and myths viz ‘ritual purposes’, nor the dogmatic parameters and flawed opinions of intransigent archaeology – for human evolution and technological achievement are not of a linear association.

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Okay, the anti-fossil fuels enviro-activist gang have a terminal hard-on for pushing their net zero carbon, green friendly ‘smiling face climate happy’ world with the scrapping of all abiotic fuel sources – oil and gas – and too good ole fossil fuel coal – along with common herd transport cars n buses – and delivery trucks - all to be superseded n replaced with electric ‘battery’ powered versions of their old and super-efficient – and reliable – selves – with their enviro-compliant substitutes destined to be re-charged via wind turbine and solar panel farm generation systems.

Regardless of the unqualified sermonising by grotty Greta, the snotty Scandinavian climate gremlin, the conundrum is this. With our current oil n gas n coal power stations pumping out max potential 24/7, sans expansion they do not have the potential to generate the power required to re-charge a nation state’s vehicles - if all are electric.

To wit, thus the scenario of fossil, of nuke, and of abiotic carbon rich polluting fuel sources being replaced (sic) solely by this bone-headed promotion for unreliable and inefficient technology, in the form of unstable solar panel farms and wicked wind turbine generated electricity, then the tosspot Tesla car batteries will rarely be fully charged – and to cap the inconvenience, the lights are gonna go out.

Anthropogenic climate change is a manipulated alarmist lie, and the entire net zero carbon green deal a recipe for environmental disaster, and a trip back to the Dark Ages – literally – when the lights go out – and the goggle box and fridge go off, and the electric Tesla can’t be charged – nor the ladies’ ‘bedtime buddy’ personal vibrators.

So too, we are reminded of the Extinction Rebellion activists and their equally misinformed Just Stop Traffic - (last month launched Just Stop Snooker, and yesterday branched out into Just Stop Cricket) - mooncalf 'Agent Orange' mates, still hammering on that oil and gas are, alike coal, of fossil origins – which they are not – but rather abiotic, and created deep in the ‘chemistry set’ bowels of our planet on a continual basis.

Ergo, a carbon-zero energy supply system – this net zero wet dream fantasy - will never be a reality with our current range of technology – unless the existing full nuclear option is applied.

Ha, how times change, for a mere century ago the borough council of a late Victorian era touristy south coast town, Lyme Regis, in Dorset, viewed the advent of the gasoline-driven ‘motor car’ the answer and solution to rectify the state of pollution that negatively affected the town and outlying areas – horse shit – deposited by the dominant multitudes of four-legged equestrian transport animals.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Novara Editor Wins Bimbo Award

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Mental Case Media Hack Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Intellectually-Challenged Slappers Posing as Journalists – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Cream Cake Communist’ political hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Novara Media ‘senior editor’ (sic), Ash Sarkar, has sparked a furious backlash with her utterly grotesque ‘shit-for-brains’ tweet regarding the fate of the passengers and crew of the ‘See the Titanic Wreck’ tourist mini-sub - that now appears, to all intents and purposes – iceberg collisions besides - to be on the verge of suffering a similar sea-bottom fate as the doomed passenger liner itself.

So, the question of the day being posed by a head-scratching public is this: who – or what – are Novara Media – and Ms.Gash Sidekar?

Novara Media magazine is the type of news sheet found hanging behind the door of public toilets – due its singular saving grace - the superb absorbent quality of its pages – a definite requirement for efficient arse-wiping.

While Novara presents itself as enigmatic – a bit of a mystery wrapped in some toxic tax dodge - it has direct (ownership / control) links to the mentally-challenged bods at Thousand Hands Ltd. – and staffed by Jimbo Butler and the career, all-weathers, public display nudist, Aaron Bastardi – who, as a self-declared ‘Tracksuit Commie’ – when not otherwise occupied attempting to avoid crowds of people laughing at him, devotes the remainder of his waking hours promoting a personal version of fully automated luxury communism – a political brand which Russian leader, Bad Vlad Putrid, has personally denounced as Western ‘running dog’ heresy.

As to the Thousand Hands aspect, this was incorporated in 2018 by sole (listed) directors and oligarch haters, Craig Gent and Patrick Best – and rumoured to be covertly funded by ex-Nazi Youth gopher and international shit-stirring Hungarian zillionaire, Georgie ‘Wrinkles’ Soreass.

Novara Media’s stated political vision is to enact utter nihilism on the known Universe – starting with Food Bank Britain’s lower House of Conmans, and upper House of Frauds dosspit – and then the Square Mile City – and the Banks.

Yet the entire shebang, in fact, appears to be some half-arsed and unhinged leftie-Commie revolutionary wannabee shit show – obviously not quite achieving its political ends with any great success, as did the Bolsheviks in 1917 Russia, for the Tory Nasty Party are still in office.

Nor does Novara quite represent the razor-sharp edge of extreme Communist ideology, as per the Stalinist era of card-carrying party membership, when terminal trips to the Siberian Holiday Camps were de rigeur for any and all who actually voiced a contrary opinion to the State-approved political ideology – ref Trotsky, who copped an ice axe in the back of his skull for asking Georgian Joe too many awkward questions.

As to the offending commentator, Ash Sidekar, a Muslim, and thus a religious communist, no less - (Marx would be proud of the lady – if that is her gender – but who can tell in these dizzy, tranny-inclusive days) – has generated a shit-storm of criticism by implying that, as the Ocean Graves Expeditions tour group passengers forked out US $250,000 bucks per person to view the deep water Titanic wreck site, then the rich and shameless of this world should be taxed more.

Sarkar's venal comments came as five passengers onboard were forecast to run out of oxygen at around 12pm Thursday, UK time – with her stating for the public record: "If the super-rich can spend $250,000 on vanity jaunts a couple of miles down in the Atlantic Ocean, then they're not being taxed enough."

Nice one, Ash. You are real-time Dzerzhinsky material.

Here we have the perfect template for how a virtuous, caring communist reacts as five human beings - a teen included - may well be gasping their last breaths, delusional on accumulated CO2 - and, regardless of Ocean Graves arrogant and boastful CEO, Stockpile Tush, claiming the Titanic dive in his cobbled together submarine is 'safer than crossing the M1 while blindfolded' -  these five hapless passengers now facing a terminal fate in Neptune’s dark and emotionless depths.

Ha! and the hard left politicos wonder why the fuck the common herd voters are not enamoured to their commie cause, and shy away of voting for them.

Ms Sidekar is described best, by family, and friends alike, as an IQ-deficient, gobshite bimbo – yet portrays herself as a libertarian Koran-carrying Muslim Communist - (WTF is one of those?) albeit an anti-imperialist; a feminist – and further declares herself as virtually ‘anti’ everything: anti-racist, anti-fascist – and anti-Donald Trump.

She further boasts of being descended from a long line of the Indian sub-continent’s socio-political agitators and dyed-in-the-wool Thuggee anarchists – a gaggle of violent Bengali nationalists of the Empire’s Day era – headed by her great-great Auntie PrettyTitties Waddpuller – with her family tree - trunk and branches - further reinforced and supported with a potent and toxic immigrant coterie of British-based trades union activists – all ready to bring down the columns of civilisation upon the heads of any fucker and their dog who disagreed with their skewed anti-colonial philosophies.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/ash-sarkar-tweet-titanic-sub-backlash

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Sarkar

https://waitingfortax.com/2018/12/30/the-clown-prince-of-communism/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Bonkers Boris Nonsense Quits Politics

In today's ‘Let's Kick Some Venal Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party corruption’ cloned with ‘high octane’ hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The Tory Nasty Party’s ex-Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, having endured a gutful of political back-biting and witch hunts related to Shitehall's poignant fiasco of an investigation into the overblown Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdown-breaching Partygate affair – and has quit his House of Conmans MP ‘day job’ - with immediate effect.

Boris, who played a championship lead role in the triumphant campaign for our once-sceptred isle of Albion to break its slave status membership of the corrupt EUSSR – and get the Brussels jackboot off the back of Broken Britain’s neck - alleged that the privileges committee's ‘witch-hunt’ was tasked to expedite this political stitch-up as revenge for Brexit – with an end game goal to ultimately attempt the reversal of the 2016 ‘majority’ Leave vote referendum result – under a 2024 Kier Stammerer-led New Labour government.

Bonkers further expressed his ire viz the membership of the Parliamentary Privileges Committee ‘kangaroo court’ – an eclectic line-up of EUSSR Remainiacs and self-declared Boris-haters – and all egged along by assorted political dupes and stooges, and civil service ‘fellow traveller’ bureaucrap low life scum - especially so with the unscrupulous likes of Yvonne ‘Witchipoo’ Fovarque, Allan ‘Gargoyle’ Dorans, and Alberto ‘Costa Coffee’ in its ranks.

Chris Bryant was the original choice to chair the ‘Let’s Get Boris’ witch hunt, but considered a biased no-no (for the public eyes) viz the plethora of nasty tweets he had broadcast, proclaiming his dislike of Boris – plus, taking a momentary break from sticking rusty needles into his Boris voodoo doll, further had the brass necked audacity to accuse Bonkers of self-indulgent narcissism -  a sin of unrestrained vanity the entire House of Conmans collective is guilty of.

Next came Labour’s Harriet Harmful, a divisive figure that pre-empted any Privileges Committee findings when she issued pre-hearing public statements that, in her unqualified and biased opinion, Boris was guilty.

For the record, committee member and class act misanthrope, Charles Wanker is known from past public comments to be an obsessive, back-stabbing castigator of Boris - while in the equally pathetic case of Andy Carter, aka the back-stabbing Welsh twat from Tonypandy - documented evidence exists of his proclaiming ‘Boris has to go’ - back in 2022.

Ergo, the entire ‘Privileges Committee’ (sic) had a pervasive anti-Boris majority.

The former Tory Prime Minister, Bonkers Boris de Piffle Ataturk Nonsense, first elected as the MP for the West London ‘Uxbridge & South Ruislip’ seat in 2015, also took aim at former senior civil servant, ‘Slippery’ Sue Gray – for it was she that led Shitehall's wicked witch hunt into Partygate, and is scheduled to join New Labour leader, Keir Stammerer, at Southside, as his chief of staff.

Gee n Wow – is that just a coincidence – or what?  Or does the stench of payoff foul the air?

Boris further speculated that it defied credibility of coincidence that Gray’s ‘supposedly impartial’ chief counsel, Daniel Stilit, KC, was later exposed to be a strong Labour Party supporter, and the type of scumbag who repeatedly tweeted personal attacks directed at Boris, and his Tory Government.

No shit, Sherlock, the entire dog n pony show stinks of graft n corruption – a factor so typical of Worstminster and Shitehall in this day n age – which achieved these greater heights of heinous and unscrupulous decadence under the corruption-ridden 13 year leadershit aegis of New Labour’s Tony Bliar, Peter Scandalson, and Gordon Broon.

Just cast a critical eye to the top dog position of this so-called Privileges Committee – Harriet Harmful, still the New Labour MP for Peckham regardless of all her less-than-honourable socio-political baggage.

Que? WTF? Labour’s Harriet Harmful was appointed to chair a House of Conmans ‘privileges committee’ – with her past record of abuse of privilege - - and charged with investigating the ‘credibility’ of the stood-down ex-PM of the Tory Nasty Party, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, viz his version of the purported Covid scamdemic lockdown ‘Partygate’ breaches?

How is this corrupt harridan still an MP, let alone chairing and managing any committee – and sitting, with egregious bias, in judgement on an elected Parliamentarian – (the ‘Let’s Get Boris’ clique) - after her mid-1970’s era National Council for Civil Liberties involvement with - and granting ‘affiliate status’ to - the vile, and venal, Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) kiddie fiddling gang?

Harmful’s late – now expired - hubby, Jumpin’ Jack Dromey – (previously holder of the Labour Party’s esteemed post of shadow Police Minister) - was on the NCLL’s executive at the time, along with Harmful’s buddy-buddy pal, former Labour cabinet minister - and NCCL chief executive - Ratty Patty Spewitt.

To wit, this entire embarrassing Partygate debacle has now morphed, due malevolent intent on parties of self-interest – both Labour, Tory – and the Scottish Nonce Party – into an exaggerated toxic blend of ‘What if’ farce and tragedy – with the likes of his own cabinet set membershits – specifically arch-weasel-creep Grant Shitts – MP for Welwyn Twatfield and Minister for Selective Memory – commenting in public discourse that Boris will not be missed.

Call Boris WTF you like – but without his personality and wit, displayed on the national, and international, stages; and too, stood aside the dispatch box, winking wryly back at Labour flasher Mangela Rayner’s ginger-mingin snatch - the Tory Party is diminished in its appeal as a political entity if he decides to don a cloak of obscurity and return to his favoured authorship role, and scribble away the coming decade – as Food Bank Britain goes all to shit – under Fishy Sunak and the Tories – or the Kier Stammerer-led New Labour circus.

Ergo, we now conclude, by misquoting the great Baird of Stratford: ‘Something stinks in Worstminster’ - and it isn’t Boris Johnson’s socks.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/boris-johnson-chris-bryant-mps-parliament-harriet-harman-b2355123.html

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/25/harriet-harman-regrets-employer-link-paedophile-lobbyists

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Agenda 30 is Milibean’s Green Deal

Irate New Labour Party backbench MPs are blaming Mr Milibean, (the Shadow Climate Change Minister), for promoting his controversial, insane green schemes that will result in the subsequent banning of all future North Sea, and West of Shetland, oil and gas exploration projects.

The dramatic move, expected to be announced in a speech by New Labour leader ‘Slippery’ Stammerer this month, is designed to underline the party's ‘more at scent than substance’ commitment to transforming Food Bank Britain into a zero fossil fuels / clean energy (wind turbines and solar panels) global leading alternative  (albeit both are intermittent and unreliable power sources) - energy superpower – and the Labour Party a prime political supporter of the Extinction Rebellion and Just Stop Traffic eco-disrupter loony brigades - since eco-wanker zillionaire and Labour Party funder, Dale Vince, was bestowed with a Kier Stammerer 'Best Mates' adviser badge .

(Hmmm, and that’s gonna morph into ‘No Energy’ / ‘Lights Out’ Britain).

However the plan was branded 'mad green nonsense' by Red Wall MPs who collectively blame 'Election Loser' Fast Eddy Miliband, the egocentric delusional onanist that led the party to a gut-raking defeat in 2015 – (due his career stumbling block failure to engage brain before opening mouth) - for forcing these ideas on the IQ-deficient Stammerer - and his ginger-mingin, snatch-flashing, rodent-featured, deputy leader, Mangela ‘AirPods’ Rayner – plus hiring an actual Extinction Rebellion activist, Toby Garnett, as his climate change advisor.

Que? Ex' Rebellion have a seat in the shadow cabinet - now how fucked up is that?

One Labour MP opined to gutter press hacks that: “This is all typical Miliband hype - and it's a pile of middle-class bollocks. We won't reach our targets for converting to electric cars, and then end up importing fossil fuels from abroad. The average voters in my constituency can’t afford new cars – and are running around in bangers.”

There are further critical concerns viz the much-trumpeted Stammerer / Millipede plan to borrow £28 billion quid ‘a year’ to finance this fantasy target – presumably from some better-off nation than Broken Britain – or perhaps the Basel-based Bank of International Rip-Offs - in order to tackle climate change, and transform our once-sceptred isle’s economy from basket case status into a revived Empire’s Day robber baron, golden guinea-spinning success.

(Yeah, right transform the economy – into an even greater debt-laden mess, if the truth be known – and beholden to foreign banks – a carcass to be picked over by money-grubbing infidel carrion that will swoop down and rape our oil n gas n coal natural resources as debt servicing – plus interest).

This shadow cabinet wet dream, nurtured in Labour’s ‘idiocy-rich’ political environment, the mega-bucks £28 billion quid annual injection amounts is marked to be squandered on the dubious energy-efficient likes of onshore, and offshore, wind turbines; mega-acreage solar panel installations; home insulation programmes; and last but not least, developing the hydrogen fuel industry.

Que? WTF? Hydrogen? Did some fucker or their dog just mention ‘hydrogen’ – as a fuel and energy source for powering cars and homes? A highly inflammable gas that goes ka-fucking-boom at any available opportunity. Anyone remember the Hindenberg?

One New Labour shadow cabinet minister who wished to remain anonymous, (for reasons of political survival), stated this week that the £28 billion nicker budgeting scam was configured to pay for more than Miliband's green agenda; with another ‘don’t mention my name’ frontbencher warning that “voters care more about jobs than all this ‘exaggerated, out of all proportion’ climate change crisis / green deal crap”.

While opinions might be disparate, and the entire global warming / climate change manipulated science hype that CO2 is toxic is profit-motivated by greedy parties of self-interest, it is a fact that wind farms, onshore or offshore, wherever the eyesore pieces of mechanical shite are erected, have the potential for inciting devastating negative environmental impacts – slicing avian wildlife in half, and the singular sole source of sheep flock insomnia.

So too, there is zero hard scientific evidence that any negative changes to the climate have been exacerbated by farm cattle farting, gasoline / diesel auto exhausts, or commercial jet planes flying tourists to their destinations – or hypocrisy-ridden banksters and political power players to Bilderberg and G8 conferences.

The gaffe-prone Millipede, (youngest son of ‘Raving Ralph’ Millipede, an identity-confused Belgian-born Polish-Jewish-Marxist, and patriarch of the dysfunctional Milband clan), is still mercilessly mocked around the House of Conmans and bureaucrat-infested Worstminster for his profligate 'Edstone' plan, which involved carving New Labour's key 2015 Election pledges into an 8ft 6in slab of limestone, to be mounted in the Downing Street gardens for posterity - had Labour won the election, rather than getting solidly thrashed.

Oh, woe, and alas, Fast Eddy’s Milipede Guidestone has now ended up in a state of abandoned obscurity, leaning against the wall of a car park behind the Labour Party office of his hapless Doncaster conshituency

The six pledges written on the stone were:

A strong economic foundation

Higher living standards for working families

An NHS with the time to care

Controls on immigration

A country where the next generation can do better than the last

Homes to buy and action on rents

Hmmm, after a quick glance around at Broken Britain’s current socio-economic landscape today, we obviously conclude that Mr Milibean’s ambitious ego-scheme was a fantasy too far – then – and perhaps equally so, now – with his claims that Labour's plans to turn the UK into a 'clean energy superpower' will create 500,000 jobs over the next seven years.

Ergo, the election-winning gospel, according to Miliband:

“Britain can win this global ‘Go Green’ race – building new opportunities for our construction industry, our engineers, our electricians - and the thousands of visa-deficient illegal immigrant unskilled ‘cheap labour’ sources we are hosting in scores of Airbnb’s around the country – but are currently being hampered and stifled by Fishy Sunak’s Tory Nasty Party government.”

The Milipede is typical of this sub-human breed of political wankers – New Labour, Lib-Dum, or Tory Nasty Party - all are self-interest carnivores – ruthless in their personal ambition to shine (and profit) – and the common good welfare of the common herd public is a side issue, an afterthought – where narcissism is concerned (kiss babies, shake hands, be nice – and as soon as that fucking camera is off your face, then kick the disabled, begging-bastard nuisance gimps in the bollocks, and tell them all to fuck off and get jobs).

To conclude, any and all profit-motivated green deal posturing by Labour and Fast Eddy Milipede is directly linked to the climate change cult and their evangelist scare-a-thon hype – which could doubtless spin whole cloth out of semi-congealed bullshit fibres - and is a key element of the New World Order cabal’s Agenda 30 plot – all linked – like riveted leg irons - to Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF Great Reset / Fourth Industrial Revolution / ‘You Vill Own Nothink - und be Unhappy’ conspiratorial artifice.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12156279/Loser-Ed-Miliband-blamed-angry-Labour-backbenchers-forcing-green-policies-Starmer.html

https://theurbanprehistorian.wordpress.com/2015/09/11/the-search-for-milibands-megalith/

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

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Wokesters Demand Emancipation of Goldfish

In today's ‘Give the Dog a Bone’ utterly bonkers news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Woke Joke Holier Than Thou Virtue Signalling' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Engage Brain Before Opening Gob Stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to some Woke joke spokes-wanker from the Animal Rising activist group, humans should not be allowed to keep dogs and cats as domestic pets – and thus, we presume via logical progression, this further applies to hamsters, rabbits, goldfish, budgies, and the slowcoach tortoise breed – plus, fuck knows, so too include the entire myriad of other animal species that our soft-hearted human society adopts, cares for, and bonds with, for companionship – including shit-anywhere lizards, pythons and boa constrictors?

Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Knobhead’s Gazette tabloid weekly, activist Nathan McTwatt, related that, in his personal, unqualified opinion, people should not only be barred from keeping dogs and cats as pets, but also using members of the Equidae species (horses) to chase foxes, and race against each other, for the purpose of wagering bets viz who is fastest on the hoof, around the track, and over the fences.

Obviously these moronic virtue-signalling Woke wankers have not even touched on thinking this one through, when every fucker n their proverbial dog (sic) says ‘Okay, you win’ - and the entire pet populations of our once-sceptred isle of Albion are bestowed with a sui juris, unfettered, outdoors liberty none of them are equipped to deal with – or have any desire for – preferring the certainty of the constant food bowl on the kitchen floor, and a dedicated warm spot to crash out, on the fireside lambtex rug.

Here the Animal Rising pillocks are on a par with the dumb-clunt Just Stop Traffic eco-warriors who don’t even know WTF the geological classification of the fossil fuels they protest against actually are (oil n gas ain’t – they’re ‘abiotic’) - yet engage in broadcasting these shit-for-brains ‘no more oil n gas’ demands.

Ergo, guess who will be the first to whinge n complain when de lights go out – due the fact their hallowed clean n green (they ain’t) wind turbines are becalmed, and the zero carbon (they ain’t either) solar panels are smitten by cloudy skies (and night-time) – then it all goes off - the electric Tesla’s battery is flat, goggle boxes blank screens, along with the oven, microwave, fridge – and hot water heater – and it’s back to smoky old tallow candles and kero’ lamps.

Do any of these anti-this, anti-that, and anti-the-other activist tossers ever do the groundwork n research, or just jump on the bandwagon to protest the latest purported blight on society and / or the environment?

Alas, here we view yet another example of elitist pseudo-academic scrotes, arrogance personified, with their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege – stuffed full of the imbecilities and prejudices of their venal caste - following in the footsteps of an IQ-deficient Lucullus model, pigging out on the altar of perpetual ignorance – with each and every one of the inbred wankers sired from the dead end gene pool.

One argument the Animal Rising crew have is that the ‘countryside’ (rural areas) of our once-sceptred isle are now landscapes barren of biodiversity – and devoid of feral ‘wildlife’ (remember that word) – and if householders are to comply with this bonkers group’s manifesto, then toss their pets – whatever – out of the door, thus the countryside – and urban areas, will be over-run with ‘millions’ of freshly-liberated pets – an environment that cannot provide their required daily sustenance.

The trees full of budgies, mynahs, canaries, cockateels, and whatever, joining the ranks of the feral pigeon and landlubber seagull brigades - shitting all over everything below. The rivers and ponds chocker with goldfish n tropical aquatic species – competing with the sticklebacks and frogs for living space. The rural fields and woodlands – and back-alleys and sewers of the towns and cities - infested with urban-dwelling feral hamsters, guinea pigs and rabbits – in rival company with the masses of dogs and cats - Fido and Tiddles - foraging for sustenance and shelter – with rabies rampant.

Let’s think ahead for a moment – a spot of social prediction. Who wants to bet that little Johnny – or Julie – is gonna say ‘No way!’ to running a ‘sixpenny errand’ for Grandma, down to the corner shop for a packet of ciggies, or put her Lotto on – for fear of being ripped to shreds by the ‘now-feral’ packs of pit bull terriers and mean, ginger moggies lurking in the alleyways and roadside hedges and eyeing up any pre-pubescent kids as a source of today’s lunch.

Oh my, if one considers the current trend of nonsense consuming society with the Woke joke aligned climate change cult, and force feeding nursery class kiddies the pros n cons of trans-gender-bender theory; and this Animal Rising clique have chosen the ‘run loose n free’ emancipation of household pets as the hill to die on, then society, and the entire human race in general, have hit a burn rate criteria - where credibility and sanity are concerned.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/animal-rising-eco-woke-epsom-derby-pets

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.