Stop press latest from Dimwits, Texas.
18,000 cows, with living space of 6:5 meters each – minimum – an area which alone totals 120,000 square meters = 12 hectares / 143,000 square yards = 35:33 acres – have been immolated, en mass, by an explosion and ensuing fire.
Okay, 18,000 is a lot of milk cows – with what sounds like a lot of bullshit to back up the entire credibility-deficient news report.
18,000 cows – and not a single one pulled a ‘stampede-panicked’ style runner - did an ‘exit stage left’ - to escape the blazing barn?
There again, unconfirmed reports claim the actual ‘factory farm’ barn was 185,000 square meters in size – ergo a 45:71 acre covered area for milking – that’s the equivalent of some 20+ football stadiums – and didn’t even have one operational fire door fitted.
Thus a single explosion, and ensuing ‘barn fire’, wiped out 18,000 milk cows – spread over an area of 35 acres – in a single hit.
Fer fuck’s sake, what actually ‘exploded’ – a tactical nuke?
Conversely, the gospel according to local Sheriff Billy Bob McMoron speculates the explosion and ensuing conflagration might have been caused by the facility's manure management equipment - aka the ‘shit sucker’ - which generates a vacuum that drains the accumulated mega-gallons mix of cow cack and water out of the milking barn middens – and ignited the huge volumes of methane gas associated with a herd of 18,000 cows all farting and shitting inside the closed building.
Hmmm, there again, it might well be yet another dirty deep state actors scam – pushing the net zero / green deal euthanasia / mass depopulation agenda via creating global food shortages and get the common herd off ‘meat’ – and eating Bent Bill’s ‘Gates of Hell’ insect burgers – or should that be ‘buggers’?
All part n parcel of the Great Reset eugenics agenda. Caterpillar Cutlet, or Roach Ribeye anyone?
https://www.dw.com/en/texas-dairy-farm-explosion-kills-18000-cows/a-65310099
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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