Nope, this is not a piss-taking skit – but rather a head-shaker record of Broken Britain’s Woke Plod Squad expediting a mob-handed raid under the articles of the Pubic Order Act’s Section 5 – specifically the ‘I’m Offended’ provisions.
A cohort of six Plod Squad morons raided The White Hart Inn, a prominent and popular pub in Grays, Essex – and, sans any visible manifestations of personal embarrassment between them, arrested 15 golliwog dolls sitting along the bar shelves – on the grounds that some pathetic patron – (obviously one in dire need of ‘getting a life’) – filed a ‘hate crime’ complaint.
On Tuesday, a detachment of Essex Woke Joke uniformed ‘finest’ (sic) raided the boozer and arrested the rag dolls – securing their wrists behind their backs with tie wraps – then stuffing them into evidence bags – all the while claiming they were investigating a 'BME racist hate offence' – and further impounding a book referencing the history of golliwogs – then in a further act of nonsensical ignominy, seized from the pub’s kitchen a half-full jar of Robertson’s marmalade (thick cut variety) sporting the once-iconic corporate ‘Golden Golly’ label.
The raid incident - a blatant Woke cult 'waste of taxpayers' money' – is a follow-on of the landlord refusing to remove the black-face dolls when the local Thurrock Council authority initially received a complaint from some whistle-blower snowflake wanker, claiming the golliwogs were offensive - and subsequently launched an investigation that the golly display represented a racially aggravated hate crime – and condoned the ‘white shame’ links to the African slave trade.
All 15 golliwogs are currently remanded at Essex Plod Squad’s Chelmsford HQ, where they were photographed and fingerprinted prior to their incarceration – and in accordance with the Tory Nasty Party’s Home Sickretary, Spewella Braverman’s, current immigration / undocumented aliens policy, the golliwogs, (several suspected of having ISIS terrorist links) – will be deported to Kigali – the African ‘Genocide Central’ capital of Rwanda this coming week.
Okay, now back to both feet on common sense 'ground zero'.
What’s the odds-on betting that the snowflake ‘complainant’ is not an ‘offended’ member of the darker-skinned sector of our integrated cross-culture society, but rather some gobshite white, androgynous Karen who likes to sport the ‘Woke Troublemaker’ t-shirt she bought on e-Bay.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11949421/Moment-six-police-officers-raid-Essex-pub-seize-15-golliwog-dolls.html
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65471314
Pub that displayed golly dolls closes after supplier boycott
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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