Saturday 29 January 2022

UK Political Sleaze Contest – a Draw

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

So every fucker n their dog around Worstminster are on tenderhooks viz who the fuck is gonna get Bonkers Boris first – Sue Gray n her 'who ate all the party pies' inquiry report – or Cressida Dickhead's Met Plod Squad investigation.

Oh my, if Bonkers is ousted as Crime Minister n leader of the Tory's 'Let's Party' Party, then evicted from No.10 - plus a general election called in the fallout, then the threat is gonna come from this dog wanker Labour 'leader' (sic) Keir Stammerer and his equally odious, ranga deputy, Mangela 'AirPods' Rayner – who, along with the rest of the Labour War Crimes / Dodgy Dossier Party - forming some venal coalition with his corrupt fat cunt buddy, Ian 'Rent-a-Slob' Slackford, and the sneaky, rodent-featured Knickerless Sturgeon - n their Scottish Nonce Protectors gang – joining hands in unison to plunge their daggers n dirks into the backs – and fronts – of the Tory top rankers at every opportunity, on a delusional whim that if Graham Brady, 1922 Committee Chairman, receives 54-plus letters of dissatisfaction from Tory MPs viz unseating Boris as PM, then perhaps a general election will be called and their 'Coalition' might grab the keys to 10, Downing St.

Ha, and piggy-wigs may fly.

Okay, common herd, wake the fuck up for five minutes and remind yourselves that this current Labour party 'leader' (sic) Keir Stammerer – he cursed with the  popularity of chemotherapy – and ranking zero on the Trustworthiness scale – is a career Brussels stooge and EU Remainiac – and would drag Britain back into the EUSSR – kicking n screaming in protest - if he ever gets the opportunity of holding a majority in the House of Conmans – and that's why Brussels and the Lib-Dums - and Labour War Crimes party – and Sturgeon's SNP want Bonkers Boris out – and either a EU Remainiac Tory shill as PM (Treason Mayhem Mk2) – or themselves - in Downing Street – getting first bite at the leftover party vol au vonts.

Yep, the entire cross party political spectrum is on an ego-inspired backstabbing trip – Tory slack-benchers included – scribbling away their venomous memos to the 1922 Committee to instigate a leadershit challenge.

Aye, the 'Let's get Boris' gang of also-ran wannabe political ne'er-do-wells are after our favourite Tory blunderer at ever twist n turn of public life – the latest a 'fat-shaming' slur for his 'back-at-yer' agile response to the Scottish Nonce Protectors Worstminster rep, Ian Slackford's nasty, cutting remark viz 'parties / cake n eat it'.

Well, when it comes down to having 'yer cake n eat it', obviously the 'ten jobs' 'Porky Pict' Slackford has – n lots of it. Probably he's the wanker who ate all the pies too – and the haggis. Little wonder Mr McGlutton has the body mass profile of a Toby Jug – accompanied by the countenance of a church roof gargoyle – and the personality and rudeness bad manners of a shit-wallowing hog.

But do any of these memory-deficient detractors and hypocrites infesting Worstminster give a fuck about the tax-paying, voting electorate? Do they fuck – the common herd are simply an ATM for the ruling political regimes - and their only concern is 'what's in it for me' – so perfectly exampled by this dog wanker, ex-Field Marshal (Rtd) Tom Tugyercock, Tory MP for Tonbridge, confiding in one gutter press hack from the Rat Fink Gazette that 'When it comes down to military discipline and leadership, Boris has no idea – and I'm the man for the job.'

Nope, the ego-deluded Tugyercock's simply not leadershit material - nor is Keir Stammerer, or his pit bull attack dog deputy - the 'snout-in-the-trough' Crime Minister post-obsessed Angela 'Two Pairs of AirPods' Rayner.

North of that Gawd-awful Nonceland border the knives are out too, with Scottish Labour leader, Anus Sarwank, joining hands with Keir Stammerer to drum up animosity against Boris and his cabinet party animal pals – and being joined in their anti-Boris calls by Scotland's Tory leader, Douglas 'Red Card' Ross – a corrupt hypocrite and sleaze-monger on any and all matters moral in nature, specifically where transparency and honesty are concerned.

For the record, MSP Ross, in addition to his bloated MP salary and expenses – has a lucrative sideline as a soccer referee - and claims taxpayer-funded expenses while failing to declare £££ earnings from his referee job.

Ross was exposed for not declaring 16 footie games where he was paid £7,000 quid – and a 17th for £445 – yet remembered to claim £93 that same day on his MP expenses - £48.99 nicker for parking and £43 quid for a return rail ticket.

All so typical, Ross' contempt for the public and being embroiled in sleaze – then has the brazen hubris and temerity to kick Boris while he's down for being a bit of a party beast.

But it's not just the hypocrisy-ridden Judas / quisling politicos who are sticking the boot – and knives - into Boris – but all manner of non-entity gobshite celebs and assorted IQ-deficient pundit cunts, spoon-fed on unqualified arrogance, who've jumped on the band wagon – alike that pair of bubble-headed Geordie tossers, Ant n Dick, followed a close second by insider trading slug, Piers Moron, and Labour donor Gary 'Eco-Friendly' Neville (who he? - apparently a former football player now morphed into yet another know-all goggle box pundit).

Ha, what a paradigm shift in everyday life, this New Abnormal, since the WEF's Klaus Schlob's Great Reset agents provocateur purposely – and with malice aforethought - left a window open at a Wuhan bio-weapons lab and the nasty Covid-1984 virus escaped to infect the entire world's human population – and Hong Kong's pet hamsters.

Now, after nigh on two years of global scale national economy-crippling loopy lockdowns - and brainwashing the world-wide common herd with Covid scamdemic propaganda – we have a legion of IQ-deficient dipshits n dingbats forming a commissar corps and policing the educational institutions of the West – plus the perennially-offended Wokester Brigade deplatforming common sense – then force feeding us identity politics n juggling pronouns – and the liberal leftie political correctness bullshit 'diversity' mantra (code' for non-white, non-hetero, n non-male).

To wit, if all this hyped up Tory lockdown partying brouhaha comes down to a leadership free-for-all, then a Conservative black, trans-lesbian would be the perfect 'fit the bill' replacement for Bonkers Boris.

Yep, Broken Britain has become so embroiled in such a squirrely state of socio-political nonsense that we're on a par with the Cheshire Cat's comment to Alice: 'We're all mad here'.

Oh woe, where is Guy Fawkes when you need him most?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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