In this New Year 2022 'Let's Kick Some Nasty Totalitarian State's Ass' editorial feature we review the latest and greatest hot gossip from the Chinese People's Utopia of Hong Kong – for a timely scandalous exposé of Beijing's fake democracy and dystopian control freak hypocrisy - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing, arrogant, authoritarian Chinese Communist Party Politburo membershits – easily recognised from the 'bully bastard' dictatorship trademark – and further cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they might one day rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
An armed n dangerous force of 200-plus uniformed Rénmín Jǐngchá (Plod Squad) officers, backed by plain clothes Guó'ānbù (State Security Thugs), this week raided Hong Kong's Stand News independent journalism offices, arresting scores of staff – along with a strew of hapless, rubber-necking onlookers - for conspiracy to publish seditious materials - which served to expose what a graft and corruption-ridden bunch of Snakehead triad scum are actually running Carrie Scam's Honkers government – on behalf of their Beijing-based dynastic cronies.
Both current and former staff members of the Stand News were among those targeted in a raid of the publication's offices – during which the plods were authorised to 'search and seize relevant journalistic materials' – er – specifically 'journalists' – and 'all assets' – including the company's pencil sharpener.
Among the many arrested under this broad brush policy sweep were three males, four females – (and one kai-tai (trans-person) I-Ching fortune teller) - aged between 12 years old (copy boy) and 73 years old (the tea lady).
Others seized include the former 'and' acting chief editors of Stand News, Mr Fuk Yew Tu and Mr Flip Flop Fong, as well as Cantonese porn star turned state corruption whistle-blowing democracy icon, Mr Qui Tam – and including Stand board members Ms Sue Doku, Ms Dim Sum Dong, and Mr Pak Lunch.
The Beijing-denounced political activist hip-hop group, Falun & the Gongs, were also rounded up and arrested after organising a pop-up music gig on the old, now-defunct, Kai Tak airport runway – opposite the Stand News' Kwun Tong offices - which overlook Kowloon Bay - and for displaying a host of their Tuidang (Fuck the Commie Party) banners – with hundreds of their free give-away copies of the best-selling single, 'Tiananmen Man' confiscated.
Foreign gutter press hacks later reported online that the raids were led / overseen by Minister of State Security (Guó'ānbù) Mr Sum Dum Fuk, and Kowloon Police Chief, Colonel 'Ping Pong' Wong – a former celebrity 'singles' player, and one-time commander of the elitist military 21st Table Tennis Regiment.
Following the conclusion of the secret police raids, Chief Secretary of the Rénmín Jǐngchá (Plod Squad), Mr Tic Tac Toe, informed the state news agency that 'there would be zero tolerance of behaviour that threatens national security – regardless of the provisions of the Basic Law' – but Hong Kong would always need journalists' (to donate vital internal organs) – and a slew of secret police recruits to arrest them.
The Honkers Journalists Association has expressed deep concerned viz the Stand News raid – especially in the wake of the so-recent sortie on the Beijing-critical Apple News last June - and urged Carrie Scam's government (what a joke) to protect press freedom in accordance with the Basic Law.
The Basic Law, which came
into effect when Hong Kong was irresponsibly handed back to
Some chance, where
To wit, is Honker's press freedom now a thing of the past? Is Yogi Bear a Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Honkers authorities – all Beijing stooges - have been increasingly forced to crack down on dissent in the city state, following the imposition of Beijing's all-new and draconian 'National Security Law' – which basically criminalises any fucking thing both the Beijing Politburo's 'New Era' technocrats 'and' geriatric 'Old Guard' dinosaurs don't like – specifically criticism directed at their misgovernance - and the Truth – plus any talk of secession, subversion - or collusion with foreign devil forces – all of which carry a maximum sentence of life in prison.
Critics state Beijing's 'National Security Law' effectively reduces Hong Kong's judicial autonomy and facilitates more at scent than substance grounds to target, arrest and 'punish' (imprison) demonstrators and activists – while Honker's Beijing-dominated stooge government has further embarked on a major overhaul of public broadcaster RTHK – and reviewing the imposition of punitive 'fake news' legislation – with 'fake' being any fucking thing they don't like.
Well, WTF can anyone expect from the cadre of paranoid and incompetent fascist technocrats running China as they tighten their control freak stranglehold over not only the former British colony of Hong Kong, but the entire Middle Kingdom.
Hmmm, so much for a career
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