PM Boris & the 'Let's Party' Party

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Happy New Year – or Kung Hee Fat Choy – (as will be the formal new year greeting once Beijing take over the World.)

Welcome to 2022 and the Mother of All Parliament's Peak Fuckup Month.

Worstminster's self-appointed cross party Inquisition are busy burning the midnight oils and cobbling together any old tat that will unseat Bonkers Boris and his up close n personal cabinet cronies – for their heretical sins of 'having a party' (having several, in fact – just the same as every other fucker n their locked-down dog did – but on the sly).

Okay, first off, let's get a few facts straight. Regardless of a slew of slanderous sarcasms emanating from political wits, that Tory backbenchers have now renamed themselves the 'Let's Party' Party – or adopted Lionel Richie's hit single 'All Night Long' (Gonna Have a Party) - as their new 'blue nose' anthem – apparently recent revelations viz threats to these very same Tory MPs - specifically 'Silly Willy' Wraggamuffin - by the party's criminally-corrupt  bully boy whips, to support Bonkers Boris 'in his hour of need'  – or else forfeit constituency funding – has given rise to the government being referred to as 'the Blackmail Party'.

Hmmm, perhaps it is one blunder, or a bodge-up, too far. The Boris clique broke the rules and had a few drinkies n canapés – and, worse still, broke the 11^th Commandment – by getting found out - and now the cult of rancorous political personalities rears its ugly head, as Parliamentarians and civil service scumsters alike have declared open season on Boris the Party Animal - now jointly accused of being Boris the Blackmailer - with the latest allegation from Nusrat Ghani MP labelling him Boris the Muslim Basher.

But what the fuck – after almost two years of pointless Covid scamdemic curve-flattening social distancing, stay home lockdowns and face muzzle mandate crap, if the strict 'social order' of things didn't exclude common herd gate-crashers, wouldn't we all like to have been invited – and brought our own bottles – or cans – of Chateau de Tesco and Shite Lightning along?

This entire Downing Street back garden Partygate brouhaha is yet another anti-Boris regime smear, stirred up by spiteful Tory Nasty Party back bench ingrates - and the ever-complaining Labour party 'whinge committee'. Come on, Labour, a cheese n wine n crackers working lunch isn't exactly in the same bracket as Watergate.

But is the reason for shit-stirring more than simply of a moral aspect –or envy and jealousy of missing out on a piss-up – which plenty participated in n enjoyed (Labour n Lib-Dums n Greenies n the Sturgeon's SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) behind closed doors – and others would too, if they'd had the balls to seize the opportunity.

It all comes down to political squabbling – at which the EU-suck-holing Labour apparatchiks are past masters, under their current hypocrisy-ridden leadershites – Kier Stammerer – the man who never prosecuted fellow Freemason and BBC High Priest, Jimmy 'Royal Paedo Pimp' Savile for his 'in yer face' kiddie fiddling n corpse shagging necrophilia crimes – or 'Sir Kier's' deranged ginger-mingin trout of a deputy – the rodent-featured, expenses-fiddling Mangela 'AirPods' Rayner.

And while on the subject of the Opposition Benches - while Boris is the very model of a modern major moron – he isn't the worst Crime Minister we've suffered in recent years – n in comparison to the likes of Treason Mayhem n Posh Dave Scameron – or New Labour's Gordon 'Incapability' Broon, and low life war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, Boris is a public school cut above the rest – but that, in n of itself, viz comparison to the afore-mentioned scumsters, is, we admit, no positive endorsement.

A pity the scurrilous Zionist arse-kissing likes of Stammerer and Rayner don't turn their focus inward and sort out their personal character defects and foibles – and too the rest of Labour's festering cancers – such as associations with the criminally psychotic – and now convicted - Claudia 'Bad Spider' Webbe; one-time Labour MP for the Leicester East conshituency - before she defected to the Dark Side Party as Shadow Minister for Acid Attacks. Nice people, these Labour MPs.

Conversely, as for Bonkers Boris and the infighting Tory Nasty Party Gang, and too this mess of constant whingeing opposition (to every fucking thing) politicos – including the squabbling twats commonly referred to as Labour and the Lib-Dums – all are sans that vital commodity which is the harbinger of achievement and greatness – Vision – and here we refer to international and futuristic scale vision – and not simply vision to the hallucinatory horizon of their personal myopia-limited egocentricity.

Ah well, a timeless enigma, where ambition exceeds ability, 'tis always a problem, as ego surpasses intellect – and mayhap Boris n the cabinet office elite have reached a state of peak decadence – surpassing even the previous Posh Dave Scameron and Treason Mayhem administration's record of gross incompetence.

Well, the Tory gang stuck their proverbial necks out and got grassed up – by their own – the enemies within - the traitorous ilk of Dominoes Cummings and others – for their lockdown-busting party time – and the Grand Inquisitors demanding 'spin yer way outa that one Boris' – which he doubtless will – even with a gaggle of disgruntled Tory backbenchers sharpening their bayonets.

Yep, and the Judas factions are crawling out of the woodwork faster than death watch beetles from a burning church.

'Boris Johnson is unfit for public office' – and so say all of us – or at least that is the opinion of former (note 'former') Scottish Tory leader Ruth 'Fat Arse' Davidson, voiced to one gutter press hack from the Backstabbers Gazette this week in the lobby of the Upper House of Frauds.

Old Fat Arse claims if she was an MP – which, thank fuck, she isn't – she'd submit a letter of no confidence in Prime Minister Boris to the 1922 Committee Chairman, Sir Graham Brady.

Alas, this is the calibre of the personnel we have infesting the benches of Worstminster's House of Conmans. A majority of nasty party Tories. A shitload of equally nasty Labour party wankers. The Lib-Dum losers party shits 'minority'. A trio of clueless Greens. The odd Pancake Tuesday Adventist; the Tory-defector (to Labour – WTF?) Christian 'Holier Than Thou' Wankford – and a smattering of Independents – plus a singular mentally-unstable - and disowned - certifiable acid-chucker.

Just take a look at the Hansard record – it reads like some critical school review - of adults (sic) behaving alike rowdy children, sans any sense of decorum n rolling around a playground n clawing each other's eyes out. None fit to be involved in the running of a nation state – which is their elected role – and overpaid position.

Dodgy demagogues, marked by their dirty, deviant deeds. The fucking lot are passengers with a season ticket on the state gravy train – and even the likes of Bonkers Boris and that hypocrisy-ridden Labour cunt Stammerer need to get their proverbial fucking act together and 'lead' – or get the fuck out of the way so someone more capable can.

For a fact, Boris and his chums – foppish wastrels all – flaunting their vulgar wealth, n titles n connections  n country seats – and that delusional air of the 'VIP untouchable' – all guaranteed some corporation or civil service ranking post sinecure from birth viz hereditary Freemasonic connections.

Then to compound insult to the lockdown party breach insults, they have the 'in yer face' brazen hubris to spring shit like this all-new totalitarian state Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill on the common herd – to silence – and criminalise - any and all criticism, censorship or public protest of an abusive sitting government – and bestow its fascist 'Thought Police' Plod Squad morons with Gestapo / Stasi format stop / search / arrest / detain powers.

Worstminster government – regardless of what party holds office, is morphing, by corrupt design, into a Corporatocracy, an oligarchy – we rule n you obey – or get disenfranchised.

For standing up to be counted and disagreeing with officialdom, – you are now a domestic terrorist – and for the official rhetoric to work, we need division n distraction – and if today's courageous patriot disagrees with government, then there's our new enemy, Emmanuel Goldstein.

Cripes! If that oick Boris does end up out of a job before 2022 proceeds further towards the Spring season's path – then it will be all thanks to his bungling attitude regarding rules for the common herd and rules for him n his silver spoon elitist chums – marked well by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege – and in Bonkers Boris' case, treating his Downing Street tenure on a par with the Oxford Uni' days association with the 'la-di-da toffs only' Bullingdon Vandals Dining Club – with his equally arrogant pals Posh Dave Scameron and Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – plus dodgy pig-fucking diehards like Spiffy Fitz-Scrotum; Sebastian Groaker; Miles Watts-Wankerson; and the notorious Rupert Pulled-Porkenstein (later to become lead singer with Sammy & the Sodomites).

Stop press: Okay, jokes and bullshit aside, has anyone clicked on yet why back bench Tories and the Labour scum want Boris out this week - faster than shite through a goose with IBS? With Boris gone a hardcore clique of traitorous Remainiac wankers see the opportunity to overturn Brexit and re-join the EUSSR.

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