UK Political Sleaze Contest – a Draw

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

So every fucker n their dog around Worstminster are on tenderhooks viz who the fuck is gonna get Bonkers Boris first – Sue Gray n her 'who ate all the party pies' inquiry report – or Cressida Dickhead's Met Plod Squad investigation.

Oh my, if Bonkers is ousted as Crime Minister n leader of the Tory's 'Let's Party' Party, then evicted from No.10 - plus a general election called in the fallout, then the threat is gonna come from this dog wanker Labour 'leader' (sic) Keir Stammerer and his equally odious, ranga deputy, Mangela 'AirPods' Rayner – who, along with the rest of the Labour War Crimes / Dodgy Dossier Party - forming some venal coalition with his corrupt fat cunt buddy, Ian 'Rent-a-Slob' Slackford, and the sneaky, rodent-featured Knickerless Sturgeon - n their Scottish Nonce Protectors gang – joining hands in unison to plunge their daggers n dirks into the backs – and fronts – of the Tory top rankers at every opportunity, on a delusional whim that if Graham Brady, 1922 Committee Chairman, receives 54-plus letters of dissatisfaction from Tory MPs viz unseating Boris as PM, then perhaps a general election will be called and their 'Coalition' might grab the keys to 10, Downing St.

Ha, and piggy-wigs may fly.

Okay, common herd, wake the fuck up for five minutes and remind yourselves that this current Labour party 'leader' (sic) Keir Stammerer – he cursed with the  popularity of chemotherapy – and ranking zero on the Trustworthiness scale – is a career Brussels stooge and EU Remainiac – and would drag Britain back into the EUSSR – kicking n screaming in protest - if he ever gets the opportunity of holding a majority in the House of Conmans – and that's why Brussels and the Lib-Dums - and Labour War Crimes party – and Sturgeon's SNP want Bonkers Boris out – and either a EU Remainiac Tory shill as PM (Treason Mayhem Mk2) – or themselves - in Downing Street – getting first bite at the leftover party vol au vonts.

Yep, the entire cross party political spectrum is on an ego-inspired backstabbing trip – Tory slack-benchers included – scribbling away their venomous memos to the 1922 Committee to instigate a leadershit challenge.

Aye, the 'Let's get Boris' gang of also-ran wannabe political ne'er-do-wells are after our favourite Tory blunderer at ever twist n turn of public life – the latest a 'fat-shaming' slur for his 'back-at-yer' agile response to the Scottish Nonce Protectors Worstminster rep, Ian Slackford's nasty, cutting remark viz 'parties / cake n eat it'.

Well, when it comes down to having 'yer cake n eat it', obviously the 'ten jobs' 'Porky Pict' Slackford has – n lots of it. Probably he's the wanker who ate all the pies too – and the haggis. Little wonder Mr McGlutton has the body mass profile of a Toby Jug – accompanied by the countenance of a church roof gargoyle – and the personality and rudeness bad manners of a shit-wallowing hog.

But do any of these memory-deficient detractors and hypocrites infesting Worstminster give a fuck about the tax-paying, voting electorate? Do they fuck – the common herd are simply an ATM for the ruling political regimes - and their only concern is 'what's in it for me' – so perfectly exampled by this dog wanker, ex-Field Marshal (Rtd) Tom Tugyercock, Tory MP for Tonbridge, confiding in one gutter press hack from the Rat Fink Gazette that 'When it comes down to military discipline and leadership, Boris has no idea – and I'm the man for the job.'

Nope, the ego-deluded Tugyercock's simply not leadershit material - nor is Keir Stammerer, or his pit bull attack dog deputy - the 'snout-in-the-trough' Crime Minister post-obsessed Angela 'Two Pairs of AirPods' Rayner.

North of that Gawd-awful Nonceland border the knives are out too, with Scottish Labour leader, Anus Sarwank, joining hands with Keir Stammerer to drum up animosity against Boris and his cabinet party animal pals – and being joined in their anti-Boris calls by Scotland's Tory leader, Douglas 'Red Card' Ross – a corrupt hypocrite and sleaze-monger on any and all matters moral in nature, specifically where transparency and honesty are concerned.

For the record, MSP Ross, in addition to his bloated MP salary and expenses – has a lucrative sideline as a soccer referee - and claims taxpayer-funded expenses while failing to declare £££ earnings from his referee job.

Ross was exposed for not declaring 16 footie games where he was paid £7,000 quid – and a 17^th for £445 – yet remembered to claim £93 that same day on his MP expenses - £48.99 nicker for parking and £43 quid for a return rail ticket.

All so typical, Ross' contempt for the public and being embroiled in sleaze – then has the brazen hubris and temerity to kick Boris while he's down for being a bit of a party beast.

But it's not just the hypocrisy-ridden Judas / quisling politicos who are sticking the boot – and knives - into Boris – but all manner of non-entity gobshite celebs and assorted IQ-deficient pundit cunts, spoon-fed on unqualified arrogance, who've jumped on the band wagon – alike that pair of bubble-headed Geordie tossers, Ant n Dick, followed a close second by insider trading slug, Piers Moron, and Labour donor Gary 'Eco-Friendly' Neville (who he? - apparently a former football player now morphed into yet another know-all goggle box pundit).

Ha, what a paradigm shift in everyday life, this New Abnormal, since the WEF's Klaus Schlob's Great Reset agents provocateur purposely – and with malice aforethought - left a window open at a Wuhan bio-weapons lab and the nasty Covid-1984 virus escaped to infect the entire world's human population – and Hong Kong's pet hamsters.

Now, after nigh on two years of global scale national economy-crippling loopy lockdowns - and brainwashing the world-wide common herd with Covid scamdemic propaganda – we have a legion of IQ-deficient dipshits n dingbats forming a commissar corps and policing the educational institutions of the West – plus the perennially-offended Wokester Brigade deplatforming common sense – then force feeding us identity politics n juggling pronouns – and the liberal leftie political correctness bullshit 'diversity' mantra (code' for non-white, non-hetero, n non-male).

To wit, if all this hyped up Tory lockdown partying brouhaha comes down to a leadership free-for-all, then a Conservative black, trans-lesbian would be the perfect 'fit the bill' replacement for Bonkers Boris.

Yep, Broken Britain has become so embroiled in such a squirrely state of socio-political nonsense that we're on a par with the Cheshire Cat's comment to Alice: 'We're all mad here'.

Oh woe, where is Guy Fawkes when you need him most?

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tory Minister al-Zahawi - Israeli Stooge

https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2022/01/28/675692/UK-Nadhim-Zahawi-Palestinian-activists-resistance-

An expenses-fiddling British minister has threatened pro-Palestinian protesters and activists with prosecution and warned that those chanting slogans in support of Gaza-based resistance groups could face legal action.

In yet another anti-Palestine move by the West, UK Minister for Equestrian Electricity Supplies, Nadhim 'Stables' al-Zahawi, said protesters chanting the pro-Palestinian slogan "From the river to sea, Palestine will be free" should be referred to the police.

Zahawi claimed that the slogan, the wording of which refers to the River Jordan and the Mediterranean Sea, was an indication of “anti-Semitism”.

He said it was essential for university campuses to crack down on pro-Palestinian activists as those using the chant were implicitly supporting Palestinian resistance groups, particularly Hamas.

Be ashamed al-Zahawi, yet that facility is beyond the grasp of your moral character. So typical of a Zionist Israeli stooge n apologist.

Fuck all to do with anti-Semitism - obviously a term al-Zahawi would fail to comprehend if a Semite was pissing down his leg.

Palestinians are Semites and have a longer history of the occupation of the lands twix the Jordan and the Sea than the Khazar-Ashkenazi interlopers.

All about 'anti-Zionist' land grabbing.

Stand with the Oppressed, not the Oppressors.

History shall not treat you, a dispossessed Kurd, kindly.

Here we have an elected member of Broken Britain's House of Conmans Parliament who is a member – 'and' ex-Chair - of the very shady CIA-funded Le Cercle secret society – an ultra right-wing Atlanticist foreign policy forum that, while opposing communism, is hands-on okay with such racist claptrap as apartheid – a factor that is blatantly apparent by al-Zahawi's sycophantic  support for Zionism, and embracing Balfour's Folly.

Hmmm, al-Zahawi is a perfect example of the 'enemy without' now being 'within' - a Tory minister whose first loyalty is to a foreign government whose record of human rights abuses is on a par with Darth Vader's.

PM Boris & the 'Let's Party' Party

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Happy New Year – or Kung Hee Fat Choy – (as will be the formal new year greeting once Beijing take over the World.)

Welcome to 2022 and the Mother of All Parliament's Peak Fuckup Month.

Worstminster's self-appointed cross party Inquisition are busy burning the midnight oils and cobbling together any old tat that will unseat Bonkers Boris and his up close n personal cabinet cronies – for their heretical sins of 'having a party' (having several, in fact – just the same as every other fucker n their locked-down dog did – but on the sly).

Okay, first off, let's get a few facts straight. Regardless of a slew of slanderous sarcasms emanating from political wits, that Tory backbenchers have now renamed themselves the 'Let's Party' Party – or adopted Lionel Richie's hit single 'All Night Long' (Gonna Have a Party) - as their new 'blue nose' anthem – apparently recent revelations viz threats to these very same Tory MPs - specifically 'Silly Willy' Wraggamuffin - by the party's criminally-corrupt  bully boy whips, to support Bonkers Boris 'in his hour of need'  – or else forfeit constituency funding – has given rise to the government being referred to as 'the Blackmail Party'.

Hmmm, perhaps it is one blunder, or a bodge-up, too far. The Boris clique broke the rules and had a few drinkies n canapés – and, worse still, broke the 11^th Commandment – by getting found out - and now the cult of rancorous political personalities rears its ugly head, as Parliamentarians and civil service scumsters alike have declared open season on Boris the Party Animal - now jointly accused of being Boris the Blackmailer - with the latest allegation from Nusrat Ghani MP labelling him Boris the Muslim Basher.

But what the fuck – after almost two years of pointless Covid scamdemic curve-flattening social distancing, stay home lockdowns and face muzzle mandate crap, if the strict 'social order' of things didn't exclude common herd gate-crashers, wouldn't we all like to have been invited – and brought our own bottles – or cans – of Chateau de Tesco and Shite Lightning along?

This entire Downing Street back garden Partygate brouhaha is yet another anti-Boris regime smear, stirred up by spiteful Tory Nasty Party back bench ingrates - and the ever-complaining Labour party 'whinge committee'. Come on, Labour, a cheese n wine n crackers working lunch isn't exactly in the same bracket as Watergate.

But is the reason for shit-stirring more than simply of a moral aspect –or envy and jealousy of missing out on a piss-up – which plenty participated in n enjoyed (Labour n Lib-Dums n Greenies n the Sturgeon's SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) behind closed doors – and others would too, if they'd had the balls to seize the opportunity.

It all comes down to political squabbling – at which the EU-suck-holing Labour apparatchiks are past masters, under their current hypocrisy-ridden leadershites – Kier Stammerer – the man who never prosecuted fellow Freemason and BBC High Priest, Jimmy 'Royal Paedo Pimp' Savile for his 'in yer face' kiddie fiddling n corpse shagging necrophilia crimes – or 'Sir Kier's' deranged ginger-mingin trout of a deputy – the rodent-featured, expenses-fiddling Mangela 'AirPods' Rayner.

And while on the subject of the Opposition Benches - while Boris is the very model of a modern major moron – he isn't the worst Crime Minister we've suffered in recent years – n in comparison to the likes of Treason Mayhem n Posh Dave Scameron – or New Labour's Gordon 'Incapability' Broon, and low life war criminal Tony 'Miranda' Bliar, Boris is a public school cut above the rest – but that, in n of itself, viz comparison to the afore-mentioned scumsters, is, we admit, no positive endorsement.

A pity the scurrilous Zionist arse-kissing likes of Stammerer and Rayner don't turn their focus inward and sort out their personal character defects and foibles – and too the rest of Labour's festering cancers – such as associations with the criminally psychotic – and now convicted - Claudia 'Bad Spider' Webbe; one-time Labour MP for the Leicester East conshituency - before she defected to the Dark Side Party as Shadow Minister for Acid Attacks. Nice people, these Labour MPs.

Conversely, as for Bonkers Boris and the infighting Tory Nasty Party Gang, and too this mess of constant whingeing opposition (to every fucking thing) politicos – including the squabbling twats commonly referred to as Labour and the Lib-Dums – all are sans that vital commodity which is the harbinger of achievement and greatness – Vision – and here we refer to international and futuristic scale vision – and not simply vision to the hallucinatory horizon of their personal myopia-limited egocentricity.

Ah well, a timeless enigma, where ambition exceeds ability, 'tis always a problem, as ego surpasses intellect – and mayhap Boris n the cabinet office elite have reached a state of peak decadence – surpassing even the previous Posh Dave Scameron and Treason Mayhem administration's record of gross incompetence.

Well, the Tory gang stuck their proverbial necks out and got grassed up – by their own – the enemies within - the traitorous ilk of Dominoes Cummings and others – for their lockdown-busting party time – and the Grand Inquisitors demanding 'spin yer way outa that one Boris' – which he doubtless will – even with a gaggle of disgruntled Tory backbenchers sharpening their bayonets.

Yep, and the Judas factions are crawling out of the woodwork faster than death watch beetles from a burning church.

'Boris Johnson is unfit for public office' – and so say all of us – or at least that is the opinion of former (note 'former') Scottish Tory leader Ruth 'Fat Arse' Davidson, voiced to one gutter press hack from the Backstabbers Gazette this week in the lobby of the Upper House of Frauds.

Old Fat Arse claims if she was an MP – which, thank fuck, she isn't – she'd submit a letter of no confidence in Prime Minister Boris to the 1922 Committee Chairman, Sir Graham Brady.

Alas, this is the calibre of the personnel we have infesting the benches of Worstminster's House of Conmans. A majority of nasty party Tories. A shitload of equally nasty Labour party wankers. The Lib-Dum losers party shits 'minority'. A trio of clueless Greens. The odd Pancake Tuesday Adventist; the Tory-defector (to Labour – WTF?) Christian 'Holier Than Thou' Wankford – and a smattering of Independents – plus a singular mentally-unstable - and disowned - certifiable acid-chucker.

Just take a look at the Hansard record – it reads like some critical school review - of adults (sic) behaving alike rowdy children, sans any sense of decorum n rolling around a playground n clawing each other's eyes out. None fit to be involved in the running of a nation state – which is their elected role – and overpaid position.

Dodgy demagogues, marked by their dirty, deviant deeds. The fucking lot are passengers with a season ticket on the state gravy train – and even the likes of Bonkers Boris and that hypocrisy-ridden Labour cunt Stammerer need to get their proverbial fucking act together and 'lead' – or get the fuck out of the way so someone more capable can.

For a fact, Boris and his chums – foppish wastrels all – flaunting their vulgar wealth, n titles n connections  n country seats – and that delusional air of the 'VIP untouchable' – all guaranteed some corporation or civil service ranking post sinecure from birth viz hereditary Freemasonic connections.

Then to compound insult to the lockdown party breach insults, they have the 'in yer face' brazen hubris to spring shit like this all-new totalitarian state Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill on the common herd – to silence – and criminalise - any and all criticism, censorship or public protest of an abusive sitting government – and bestow its fascist 'Thought Police' Plod Squad morons with Gestapo / Stasi format stop / search / arrest / detain powers.

Worstminster government – regardless of what party holds office, is morphing, by corrupt design, into a Corporatocracy, an oligarchy – we rule n you obey – or get disenfranchised.

For standing up to be counted and disagreeing with officialdom, – you are now a domestic terrorist – and for the official rhetoric to work, we need division n distraction – and if today's courageous patriot disagrees with government, then there's our new enemy, Emmanuel Goldstein.

Cripes! If that oick Boris does end up out of a job before 2022 proceeds further towards the Spring season's path – then it will be all thanks to his bungling attitude regarding rules for the common herd and rules for him n his silver spoon elitist chums – marked well by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege – and in Bonkers Boris' case, treating his Downing Street tenure on a par with the Oxford Uni' days association with the 'la-di-da toffs only' Bullingdon Vandals Dining Club – with his equally arrogant pals Posh Dave Scameron and Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – plus dodgy pig-fucking diehards like Spiffy Fitz-Scrotum; Sebastian Groaker; Miles Watts-Wankerson; and the notorious Rupert Pulled-Porkenstein (later to become lead singer with Sammy & the Sodomites).

Stop press: Okay, jokes and bullshit aside, has anyone clicked on yet why back bench Tories and the Labour scum want Boris out this week - faster than shite through a goose with IBS? With Boris gone a hardcore clique of traitorous Remainiac wankers see the opportunity to overturn Brexit and re-join the EUSSR.

Allergy warning: for Woke readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Lust Island Slapper Cops Instascam Grief

Sitting comfy n cosy n secure? Fire in the hearth or central heating on? A glass of vino or Scotch – or mug of cocoa – n an Xmas left-over mince pie? Good, that's how life should be. But for many, due no fucking fault of their own, that is not the case. And don't blame unemployment n homelessness – or lack of good education, or life skills – or an underprivileged childhood – or poor parenting – or even laziness,  as a defining factor.

There's simply too many random elements of chance involved - and regardless of shit-for-brains gobshites and armchair philosophers - like one Tory Nasty Party MP – the incumbent Minister for Market Stalls - Paul 'Price of a Pinta?' Scully - claiming that ex-Lust Island bottle blonde bimbo, Molly-Mae Vague, is spot-on correct to use her Instascam page to post derogatory and offensive views of the rest of the common herd (she was once part of) – painting them – broad brush fashion - as a bunch of slack-arsed wankers who need to get their acts together - and either pick some better Lotto numbers – or work their arses off 24/7, like her.

Alas, muddled Molly, no fucker n their dog has the same 24 hours in their day as the next person.

The gospel according to the social media-focused Slappers Gazette, Molly-Mae Vague's thoughtless public 'tone deaf' comments have pissed off a greater percentage of her 'common herd' followers on social media platform channels – with a fierce wave of backlash referring to her as, simply, 'a privileged cunt'.

But who's fault is that. The IQ-deficient Molly-Mae – or the six billion-plus celebrity mesmerised wankers who chose to follow her – suffering grand mal attacks of group think mesmerism and hypnosis – or simply mass formation psychosis? – and the best remedy for this cult of the personality fascination is to stop logging on to social media platforms that host arrogant, egocentric intellectually-challenged wankers such as Ms Molly-Mae Vague.

Oh my, these self-promoting, posturing twats – on a singular or collective / group basis, are a very transitory social communication medium of 'influence', and hold no divine, contractual right to steer the course of the future – and Time's passage shall see them gone, and history shall not remember them kindly.

The Lust Island reality TV series 'runner-up' is perhaps described best by her shack-up buddy, Ron Furious – aka the Punchy Pikey – as 'a wee bit self-opinionated and delusional – like the Muppet Show's Miss Piggy' – 'but gave an okay blowjob – once she took them Bugs Bunny dental veneers out' – giving her a nine points score as a 'fair to middlin' three holer'.

After winning titles as Miss Teen Rodent Features in 2015 and World Teen Super Skanger UK in 2016, the intellectually-limited Molly-Mae progressed to cutting a lucrative £££ deal with South African tanning cosmetics range firm, Black as Night – then a mega-bucks contract with US-based Snatch-Wash, for a series of perfumed vaginal douche video ad's – with that unforgettable, classic sell-line: 'You're young and vibrant – but your pussy smells like a dead skunk'.

Further profitable sponsorship deals followed, the most recent with 'highway robbery' crap coffee franchise, Starbust – for Molly-Mae to persuade her billions of social media followers to spend £5 nicker each morning buying one of their over-priced Pistachio Crappuchino drinks – and perhaps be fortunate to discover a couple of her bleached public hairs floating in the foam.

But the so-recent toxic comments regarding the lifestyle status of her six billion slavish celebrity-mesmerised common herd 'followers' might just see her personal Instascam social media platform depopulated – for perhaps the followers are not quite as fucked in the head as she believes.

Such is life for this self-promoting social media influencer, who likes nothing better than to massage her own ego, by gobbing off n boasting she's been promoted from 'brand ambassador' to the post of 'creative director' of fast fashion brand, Shitty Little Things – raking in a tax-dodging sum of £500,000 quid a year – then rubs in this transitory material success, by insulting those not so fortunate – specifically her Instascam followers.

Ah well, yer can't educate pork, and the best yer can expect from a pig is a grunt. Oink-Oink, Molly-Mae.

... and the latest from Planet Molly: Molly Mae – what a bubble-headed klutz.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/love-island-star-molly-mae-feels-so-famous-she-hires-people-to-stop-taking-pictures-of-her/204521

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Beijing's TikTok App #1 Global Spy

All this shite – from the ByteDance prototype A.me to Douyin, and now – finally master class - TikTok – (a personal / group communications medium / ultimate 'nosy bastard' data mining / harvesting cyber-threat app' that's neurologically damaging to sound mental health) - has a captive Generation Z psyche core audience – and most other attention span deficient fuckers - by the cerebral short n curlies – morphing them into Generation Goldfish – all captivated by a social media source promoting crime and all-round degeneracy – for which the West is notorious.

Gaze upon them – the cellphone Zombie Apocalypse social influencers – what a bunch of IQ-deficient n ego-delusional wankers – followed n gorped at by an audience of useless wankers who need to get a life – of their own – and neither demographic aware they're the dopamine-addicted victims of a globe-spanning advanced tech' AI algorithm-driven psychological warfare experiment – (think subliminal clip, but one you are conscious of) – being conducted by a not-so-friendly, control freak political monster – specifically the People's Smiley Face Panopticon Surveillance Utopia of China – that once efficient stage of maturity has been achieved, will be expanded into a global propaganda / 'censorship beyond borders' tool – (as it already has, with great efficiency, inside the dystopian Middle Kingdom) – to undermine (even further) Western culture and values - currently tuned into a fascination n fixation frequencies of all things 'celebrity-orientated' - and cheap, hedonistic pursuits.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Anti-Bliar Knighthood Sentiment Contagious

If, viz consideration of the current 'half million-plus' signature status of the online Petition to block the prestigious award of a knighthood to ex-Labour party Crime Minister, Tony Bliar, the powers that be are of a mind to ignore the public demographics' heartfelt outcry and simply treat us with their customary contempt, then 'go ahead' and dub the cunt 'Sir Tony', it shall be blatantly obvious that the British ruling establishment don't give a flying fuck about the opinion held by We, the People, (aka the common herd / the sheeple / the workers / the taxpaying voters) - regarding their ego-massaging actions – specifically rewarding a failed, and reviled, politico with an honorary title.

To wit, viz the publicly broadcast 'unqualified opinion' of the House of Conmans Speaker, Lindsey 'Batshit' Hoyle, that all serving Crime Ministers should be awarded knighthoods post-facto, as it's 'a tough job' – we are, collectively, of a mind to disagree that this despised, leper-status pariah, Bliar, warrants any such recognition for his decade billeted in 10, Downing Street – but rather the obnoxious creep should be disenfranchised of his British citizenship and ostracised from our shores.

Yep, 'tough job', eh. Lindsey. If that is the case for a knighthood qualification, then we better start bestowing the Order of the Garter on 'Mothers' who have given birth to children and nurtured them to adulthood – cos that is one hell of a 'tough fucking job' – and, so too, knight any fucker n their dog who has served patriotically in the nation's military, and been shot at – and survived - while reluctantly participating in the Mid-East foreign wars of aggression the likes of Tony Bliar and his corruption-ridden Labour party apparatchiks involved Britain – on behalf of, and to the sole benefit of, the Western military-industrial cartel, multi-national corporations – and the ever-belligerent Zionist state of Israel.

Sign right here, folks:

https://www.change.org/p/the-prime-minister-tony-blair-to-have-his-knight-companion-of-the-most-noble-order-of-the-garter-rescinded?redirect=false

Further recent anti-Bliar reading:

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2022/01/qe2-knights-war-criminal-scumster.html

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2021/12/tony-bliar-unvaxxed-are-idiots.html

As of 15:00 hours Tuesday 3rd January 2021, signature count passes 600,368. Ye Gods, no fucker or their dog likes Teflon Tony - even his own wife, Cherie, has signed the petition - along with the next-door neighbours.

Who remembers that obnoxious bitch, the former Tory Nasty Party leader, Maggie Twatcher? History does not recall her kindly, as is the fate of Bliar. When Twatcher passed (God rot her soul) people sang in the streets 'The Witch is Dead' - and for Bliar, there shall be lengthy queues lining up to piss on his grave.

QE2 Knights War Criminal Scumster

In this festive season weekend's nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: the 'New Year Honours Sleaze-a-Thon' – a scandalous exposé of royal / political hypocrisy viz low life scumbag war criminals being knighted for their services to Satan, Sodomy & Paedo Coverups – fresh off the presses at Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists, and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero empathy or respect for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:001% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The gospel according to a Fuckingham Palace press release, former Labour Party Slime Minister, Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar, has been knighted in the Queen's New Year's Honours list.

Que? WTF? QE2 just decides, off the back of her pointy little head: 'We are 'graciously pleased' to bestow that nice Mr Bliar with the Order of the Garter - to help keep his socks up'.

No way, even Lizzie's not that daft – and is probably of the same opinion of 'Bliar the Pariah' as the rest of our once-sceptred isle's population: that he's an 'all-round, unscrupulous cunt' – and the only award coming his way be one for the Order of Venal Scumbaggery.

Nope, the recommendations for such royal bestowments and titles come from across society to the cabinet office-based Honours Committee for twice-yearly review (Queen's birthday / New Year honours) viz actual merit, and recognition of service or achievement. Doubtless some embedded civil service shill / political crony of Bliar's has finally succeeded in getting the wanker nominated.

But here's the stickler, if a low life war criminal like Bliar can cop a knighthood for dragging our Broken Britain into an illegal war, then who the fuck next – as delinquent FlopShops owner Philip Greed got a shitehood for his services to pension fund bankruptcy.

Wild rumours circulate in the swirling vagaries of the Four Winds that a former Lord Advocate of Nonceland - the pretentious 'Smelly Elish' Angiolini - (aka the 'Govan Groaker') - was nominated  for a Damehood 'and' Privy Council seat by her Scottish Nonce Party First Minister boss, Alex 'Groper' Salmond - (aka the Porky Pict) - as a 'thank-you' for her services to the corrupt Caledonian paedo-sodomite-infested Magic Circle ruling establishment - covering up a legion of rent boy buggery scandals – and the sexual abuse / serial rape 'and' Satanic blood sacrifice of disabled children.

Everyone still remember the insidious Jimmy 'bleached thatch' Savile? A great pal of Maggie Twatcher – and coincidentally, Tony Bliar – nominated for a shitehood – (and got one) – by Twatcher back in 1990 – for his stellar services as Official Establishment Paedo Pimp, and promoting the despicable, and criminal, acts of pederasty, sodomic rape and necrophilia.

And that is a mere sampling of the graft n corruption-ridden honours system, wherein the likes of corporate ravagers, influence-peddling politicos, bent bureaucraps, and more at scent than substance showbiz 'celebrities' are bestowed with shiny gongs and titles.

Thus, how about a posthumous title for Harold Shipman, for his services to euthanasia, and keeping funeral parlours and gravediggers in business? Or the Moors murderers, for their contributions to the advancement of clinical psychology and forensic science?

There again, here we have a perfect example of how fucking corrupt and venal Food Bank Britain's ruling Establishment really is – to award this universally-despised cunt Bliar - the Brussels poodle and EUSSR Remainiac - with anything – apart from a composite jail sentence for his Worstminster-related Very Important Paedophile kiddie fiddling cover-ups, Britain's involvement in the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, and his 'personal' blatant complicity – not only in the assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly, but also the 7/7/2005 false flag terrorist attacks on the London tube system – and a London bus – aimed at further demonising Islam as 'the enemy of choice' and justify the West's Middle East military aggressions.

Albeit, there might be a sense of prevailing justice alive across our once-sceptred isle, as a petition has been launched to block the shitehood's award, before the insidious, mercenary cunt is ever dubbed on the shoulder with Lizzie's sword.

"Tony Blair knighthood: Petition to remove honour from former Crime Minister reaches over 250,000 signatures.

Sign right here folks: 

https://www.change.org/p/the-prime-minister-tony-blair-to-have-his-knight-companion-of-the-most-noble-order-of-the-garter-rescinded?redirect=false

Yep, and it ain't no spoof or parody. The petition was kick started on New Year's Day –  to block the bestowing of Tony Bliar's ill-thought knighthood - just minutes after it was announced - and passed the 200,000 mark at 1:30pm today, with the signatures being added faster than shit through a Llandudno promenade seagull.

The Petition declaims:  

"Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar is to be knighted with the highest possible ranking in the new year honours list – and will be appointed a Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, the oldest and most senior British Order of Chivalry."

"Bliar caused irreparable damage to both the constitution of the United Kingdom and to the very fabric of the nation's society."

"He was personally responsible for causing the death of countless innocent, civilian lives and servicemen in various global conflicts – and for this alone he should be held accountable for war crimes."

"Bliar is the least deserving person of any public honour, particularly one awarded by Her Majesty, the Queen."

"We, the People, thus petition our incumbent Tory Crime Minister, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, to appeal to Her Majesty, QE2, to have this honour rescinded."

And that, mes amis, is what the tax-paying voter public of Broken Britain think of Anthony Charles Lynton Bliar - the type of creepy cunt who prompts one to count their fingers if they've been unfortunately coerced into shaking his hand – even if it was by way of thanks for a cash-for-honours' donation.

As Labour PM, Bliar was responsible for Broken Britain's involvement in the Zionist-Israeli-promoted  post-9/11 illegal invasions of both Afghanistan and Iraq – and directly complicit in the 2003 'assisted suicide' of Iraq / Mid-East bio-weapons inspector Dr David Kelly – the man who exposed the Iraq 'weapons of mass distraction' dodgy dossier as a pack of purposely exaggerated lies.

Bliar, in collusion with his creepy 'dark actor' cabinet cohorts – the insidious likes of Attorney General, Peter Goldshit; Jack Strawman, Robin Crook, Geoff Loon, Alastair Campbed and non-other than the Prince of Darkness itself, the Labour Party's Sodomite-in-Chief, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – were discussing who to appoint to oversee Kelly's 'inquest' – a day before his dead body was even discovered propped against a tree in Oxfordshire's Vale of White Horse 'Harrowdown Hill' woods.

In the wake of John Chilcot's Inquiry into the legitimacy of the Iraq invasion – and Bwian Hutton's Judicial Inquiry into the suicide (murder) of Dr David Kelly - Hutton n Chilcot were later rebranded as Tony Bliar's personal 'Whitewash Stooges'.

If any fucker or their dog requires further documented evidence of what a low life, closet case, criminal shit 'Sir Tony' is – then take a read at the following:

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2021/12/tony-bliar-unvaxxed-are-idiots.html

Or, alternately, consider the mendacious perfidy of the cross-dressing Tony 'call me Miranda' Bliar - arrested for importunity in a London public toilet, while engaged in acts of buggery with other males – was charged and appeared at Bow Street Magistrates Court as 'Charles Lynton' – his middle names – and while Mr Charles Lynton copped a £500 nicker fine 'and' a criminal record, Mr 'Teflon Tony' Bliar escaped any such scandalous stigma.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/tony-blair-knighthood-petition-to-remove-honour-from-former-prime-minister-reaches-over-150000-signatures/196272

https://www.change.org/p/the-prime-minister-tony-blair-to-have-his-knight-companion-of-the-most-noble-order-of-the-garter-rescinded?redirect=false

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Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).

Stop press: Ed' - with the Petition recording 266,371 signatures as of 18:30 hours this Sunday, 2nd January 2022 evening, then Tony Bliar's thoughts might be better spent contemplating his title of Most Despised Cunt in Britain.

Update: 346,193 signatures as of 05:52 this Monday morning, 3rd January - and adding up faster than a lizard drinking.

As of 12:30 pm today, Monday, the burgeoning total now stands at 400,521.

As of 22:00 hours tonight, Monday, the signature tally now exceeds 500,000 - that's half a million - and counting.

HK Press Freedom vs Beijing Jackboot

In this New Year 2022 'Let's Kick Some Nasty Totalitarian State's Ass' editorial feature we review the latest and greatest hot gossip from the Chinese People's Utopia of Hong Kong – for a timely scandalous exposé of Beijing's fake democracy and dystopian control freak hypocrisy - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing, arrogant, authoritarian Chinese Communist Party Politburo membershits – easily recognised from the 'bully bastard' dictatorship trademark – and further cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they might one day rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

An armed n dangerous force of 200-plus uniformed Rénmín Jǐngchá (Plod Squad) officers, backed by plain clothes Guó'ānbù (State Security Thugs), this week raided Hong Kong's Stand News independent journalism offices, arresting scores of staff – along with a strew of hapless, rubber-necking onlookers -  for conspiracy to publish seditious materials - which served to expose what a graft and corruption-ridden bunch of Snakehead triad scum are actually running Carrie Scam's Honkers government – on behalf of their Beijing-based dynastic cronies.

Both current and former staff members of the Stand News were among those targeted in a raid of the publication's offices – during which the plods were authorised to 'search and seize relevant journalistic materials' – er – specifically 'journalists' – and 'all assets' – including the company's pencil sharpener.

Among the many arrested under this broad brush policy sweep were three males, four females – (and one kai-tai (trans-person) I-Ching fortune teller) - aged between 12 years old (copy boy) and 73 years old (the tea lady).

Others seized include the former 'and' acting chief editors of Stand News, Mr Fuk Yew Tu and Mr Flip Flop Fong, as well as Cantonese porn star turned state corruption whistle-blowing democracy icon, Mr Qui Tam – and including Stand board members Ms Sue Doku, Ms Dim Sum Dong, and Mr Pak Lunch.

The Beijing-denounced political activist hip-hop group, Falun & the Gongs, were also rounded up and arrested after organising a pop-up music gig on the old, now-defunct, Kai Tak airport runway – opposite the Stand News' Kwun Tong offices - which overlook Kowloon Bay -  and for displaying a host of their Tuidang (Fuck the Commie Party) banners – with hundreds of their free give-away copies of the best-selling single, 'Tiananmen Man' confiscated.

Foreign gutter press hacks later reported online that the raids were led / overseen by Minister of State Security (Guó'ānbù) Mr Sum Dum Fuk, and Kowloon Police Chief, Colonel 'Ping Pong' Wong – a former celebrity 'singles' player, and one-time commander of the elitist military 21^st Table Tennis Regiment.

Following the conclusion of the secret police raids, Chief Secretary of the Rénmín Jǐngchá (Plod Squad), Mr Tic Tac Toe, informed the state news agency that 'there would be zero tolerance of behaviour that threatens national security – regardless of the provisions of the Basic Law' – but Hong Kong would always need journalists' (to donate vital internal organs) – and a slew of secret police recruits to arrest them.

The Honkers Journalists Association has expressed deep concerned viz the Stand News raid – especially in the wake of the so-recent sortie on the Beijing-critical Apple News last June - and urged Carrie Scam's government (what a joke) to protect press freedom in accordance with the Basic Law.

The Basic Law, which came into effect when Hong Kong was irresponsibly handed back to China by Britain in July, 1997, was drafted to protect such fundamental human rights as freedom of assembly, and freedom of speech.

Some chance, where Beijing's fascist despots are concerned.

To wit, is Honker's press freedom now a thing of the past? Is Yogi Bear a Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Honkers authorities – all Beijing stooges - have been increasingly forced to crack down on dissent in the city state, following the imposition of Beijing's all-new and draconian 'National Security Law' – which basically criminalises any fucking thing both the Beijing Politburo's 'New Era' technocrats 'and' geriatric 'Old Guard' dinosaurs don't like – specifically criticism directed at their misgovernance - and the Truth – plus any talk of secession, subversion - or collusion with foreign devil forces – all of which carry a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Critics state Beijing's 'National Security Law' effectively reduces Hong Kong's judicial autonomy and facilitates more at scent than substance grounds to target, arrest and 'punish' (imprison) demonstrators and activists – while Honker's Beijing-dominated stooge government has further embarked on a major overhaul of public broadcaster RTHK – and reviewing the imposition of punitive 'fake news' legislation – with 'fake' being any fucking thing they don't like.

Well, WTF can anyone expect from the cadre of paranoid and incompetent fascist technocrats running China as they tighten their control freak stranglehold over not only the former British colony of Hong Kong, but the entire Middle Kingdom.

Hmmm, so much for a career in the Hong Kong journalist camp. As to the Stand News arrestees – doubtless they'll get their good citizen social credit scores marked down to fucking zero – and cop a lengthy spell in one of the Peoples Utopia's many 'Smiley Face' Transplant Organ Harvesting Prisons – and be released with one kidney less – or, worse case scenario, not come out at all, due various internal organs missing.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka 'the Truth'.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.

An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence – and my Freedom of Speech liberty guaranteed - as enshrined in Article 10 of the European Human Rights Convention.

(Unless one has the audacity to subscribe to Assange's WickedLeaks – or support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of the horrid Hampstead – or  Nottingham's - Nasty Paedo Clubs - or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Cringemonogate / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors – then Sections 5 and 19 of the Public Order Act (1986) are enacted – and fair play Judicial Process, along with Common Fucking Sense, go the way of the Dodo).