Sunday 25 February 2018

Trump Okays 'Concealed Carry' for Teachers

In today’s 'US Celebrates National Insanity Week' exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our frontline transgender 'school wars' correspondent, Billy Sue McSkanger, manning her live news cellphone hotline from an East Texas school fire zone 'safe space' bunker for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing authoritarian 0:01% oligarchy that believe they rule this world and all upon its mantle.

To conspiracy theorists' prodigious delight - and that of the ADHD-stricken American public - who believe any old black propaganda shite that appears on the goggle box 'perception deception' screen - following last week's shoot-a-thon carnage at Florida's Parkland-based Marjory Stoneage Douglas High School - which left seventeen dead and a dozen more wounded - the Operation Gladio style false flag plot's fictitious narrative first thickened - then the spin started to unravel at a geometric rate – with several students independently confirming there were multiple shooters on the scene - and Sheriff Snott Israel's local Plod Squad goons broadcasting the previous day there was an 'active shooter' drill scheduled – though overlooked to mention the use of live ammunition.

The gospel according to the 'official bullshit' – er – 'story' – claims the purported 'lone gunman' – 19 year old Nikolas Cruz - activated fire alarms in the school's Building 12 on February 14th, prompting a stampede of panic-stricken students from their classrooms – screaming 'we're all gonna burn!' – at which point he opened fire with a semi-automatic AR-15 assault rifle – and voila – we have the St. Valentine's Day massacre revisited.

Continuing with the official lie, after loosing off a couple of clips of 5.56 ammo into the throngs of students, the Cruz 'body double' look-alike shooting suspect dropped his weapon and hid among the crowd as authorities did a 'sheep dog' evacuation of pupils and faculty members from the school building.

Conversely, one early media interview with traumatised students to hit the airwaves – now surgically excised – reported a female pupil exiting the school with purported 'shooter' Cruz – who she claimed was shitting kittens the same as herself, and didn't know WTF was going down either – plus both could hear continuing gunfire from elsewhere in Building 12.

So too teacher Stacey Lippel who informed reporters – quote: “I saw the shooter about 20 feet from me standing at the end of the hallway and shooting off a barrage of bullets down it. And I’m staring at him thinking "what the fuck is this cop doing in full combat gear - helmet, face-mask, bulletproof armour, shooting his rifle at everyone?"

Typical of his impetuous habit of failing to engage brain (sic) and thinking madcap schemes through before opening mouth, in a pathetic 'corrective action' response to the Parkland carnage, President Donald Chump informed bemused press hacks that he is considering proposals to promote 'concealed carry' of weapons by school employees to respond to America's persistent wave of false flag campus shooting violence.

Where the fuck does the cringeworthy Chump get his ideas from – Alfred E Neuman at Mad magazine – or the script-writers for the Simpsons or Road Runner cartoons?
There again, I'll bet that shit-for-brains announcement gave the likes of White House psychos HR McMaster, Mad Dawg Mattis and T Rex Tillerson – and the rest of the Deep State shadow government Kosher Nostra / Satanist primal fear-feasting 'death eaters' one hell of a hard on.

President Chump then statistically elaborated on his bonkers plan: “These school shoot-outs last on average about three minutes - and it takes five to eight minutes for the slack arsed first responders - the police and guys with the body bags – to arrive, so the attack is over."

"I reckon my proposal could solve the problem of this school shooting epidemic, by making potential death wish students think twice before taking loaded assault rifles and hand guns to class – if we arm the teachers and other school employees – like janitors, groundsmen and dinner ladies – so, if some bolshie student pulls out a gun they can react, Dirty Harry style, before law enforcement officers or the SWAT team arrives, and have a Mexican stand-off with the potential classroom shooter in a 'Make my day, sonny' scenario."

Ye Gods – this man is the Selwyn Froggitt / Wurzel Gummage face of American politics. A walking-talking fuck-up - with a bad hair-do.

Chump was joined by Education Secretary Betsy DeVos – pondscum sister of the perpetually re-branded / scandalised psychos-for-hire agency – (Blackwater / Xe / Academi / Constellis) - boss, Erik Prick - and the paranoid cloud cuckoo Vice President Mike 'Jesus Talks to Me' Pence during a later meeting with survivors of the recent Parkland tragedy - and parents from past school carnage events who lost their children during the false flag shoot-a-thon pantomime at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Faketown, Connecticut.

Questioned by media hacks whether she supported the arming of teachers, Ms DeVos replied: "My little bro' Erik has plenty of gung-ho sadistic thugs on his payroll that fit the armed teacher bill – and can sort out a classroom of rowdy kids the same way they did with Baghdad's Nisour Square disturbance."

Conversely, the head of the Great Satan's most powerful gun lobby accused Democrats and the gutter press media of exploiting the school shooting – a calculated act of terror that left seventeen people dead - for purposes of political one-upmanship.

NRA boss Wayne LaPenis opined that hypocrites and opportunists were comparing the Parkland school chaos with Chicago's 1929 St Valentine's Day massacre – and drawing parallels with the Al Capone / Bugsy Bunny Mafia gangland murders to inflame the sentiments of the anti-gun lobbyists to demonise gun ownership - and hence expand gun control to abolish the US' inviolate 2nd Amendment gun rights - and imperil the mega-bucks profits of America's money-spinning domestic market arms industry.

Conspiracy aside, taking this cure-resistant pandemic of school campus shootings at face value, WTF can we expect with permanently stressed pupils, following a brain-dead compliance code – and the same of teaching staff attempting to foist off a bullshit syllabus onto active, critical thinking minds?

So much for the ham-fisted clots employed as county sheriffs – and the FBI conspirators who set this latest staged vaudeville tragedy up – on a par with Sandy Hook and the Las Vegas atrocities – another scam more full of holes than a rabbit warren.
To wit, let's not lose sight of the fact these purported 'random acts' of violence / school shooter amok scenarios – are all part n parcel of the CIA's MK-Ultra mind control / Rent-a-Patsy 'Orion Project' psychological warfare trauma scenes to enthral and manipulate public perception.

Observed from a safe distance – our sceptred Isle of Albion's side of the Atlantic – it's not so much a zombie apocalypse – but more at moron apocalypse catastrophe in motion. And people speculate 'Cui Bono' – and why the PTB pull this false flag shit?
For one, it's part of the Kuromaku's socio-political engineering game - to gauge public reaction to such atrocities - and inure the public to their kids either morphing into killers – or getting blown away during the maths lesson by the establishment's mind control patsies.

Yep, some fucker or their dog summed it up correctly with the old adage that 'the inmates are running the asylum' – whether it's the good ole US of A pontificating on what's wrong with the world – wholly oblivious of the gross hypocrisy factor - blaming Russia for election meddling while justifying their own 'foreign fields' socio-political meddling / military aggressions viz 'colour revolutions' / regime change as 'the promotion of democracy' being US policy.

Here the fickle finger of fate points directly back at the white supremacist, colonial / crapitalist patriarchy at the centre of the US / EU / NATO axis of domination spouting the American exceptionalism / Manifest Destiny bullshit lie to justify foreign belligerence to expand their Satanic empire and achieve global hegemony.
The US of A is a predatorial, neo-colonial rogue state become – who have adopted the empathy-deficient war-mongering culture of their buddy-buddy racist regime pals in Zionist Isra-Hell.

The Great Satan of today is the child of the established 1898 McKinley policy of destabilization, subversion, and economic warfare – born from the false flag sinking of the USS Maine in Havana harbour / Spanish-American War / military capture and colonisation of the Philippines.

Early days, and from little acorns can great oak trees grow – sometimes. But for the US a trail of foreign field meddling disasters mark their wake - with Korea and Vietnam a mere sample.
This current era involves Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Sudan, Syria, Yemen – with Venezuela, Iran and North Korea the next on the firing line for direct military 'persuasion' – get those fuckers outa the way before kick starting the big one with Russia and China.

And as to gun-slinging teachers - no shit – weaponised halls of learning (learning to duck). Any kid gets stroppy and starts talking back, just jack a round into the sidearm's chamber and say 'Make my day'.

Has anyone considered the menopausal split-arse members of the teaching faculty – when they get one of their medication lapse 'psychotic episode' moods on and decide they've had enough of gobshite students and reach for the cocked n ready Ingram sub-machine gun hanging off the blackboard base runner?

Then the kids will be of a mind to arrive for classes locked n loaded themselves - setting the stage for a Biblical scale 'Gunfight at the Kindergarten Corral' clusterfuck.

Never mind Mum's reminder of 'Don't forget your homework - such will be more at 'Don't forget your Kevlar vest'.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from SHS (Snowflake Hypersensitivity Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'political incorrect'.
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1 comment:

Rusty said...

http://govtslaves.info/2018/02/msm-florida-shooting-narrative-crumbles-teacher-saw-shooter-in-full-metal-garb/

Told ya so.