Mad Max Mosley Muzzles Media

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Publicly outed and shamed arch-sex deviant Mad Max Mosley once again stands accused of a blatant attempt to use data protection laws to muzzle the gutter press - for his own selfish advantage – by this week launching a legal bid to scrub his notorious nasty Nazi-themed sex orgy from the pages of history in a chilling attack on media freedom.

The 97-year-old Mosley and his ambulance-chasing legal team from Crater-Ffuck are not only hell bent on an act of historical revisionism - by conspiring to manipulate data protection laws to erase all public records (and video recordings) of Max's now-notorious 2008 five hour Spankathon BD/SM sado-masochist session with a gaggle of high-priced London whores – but too block press hacks from printing further mortifying claims that he controls the controversial media regulator, Impress – regardless of bankrolling the Fourth Estate watchdog's hypercritics and career quibblers to the extent of £3:8 million nicker.

The former Formula One boss is launching legal action against a range of UK newspapers – the Daily Shitraker, The Bum Spankers Gazette, Suck n Swallow Weekly and the Catamites Review – demanding they delete any references to his sadomasochistic sex party and never, ever mention it again.

The BD/SM orgy, which involved Manky Max and five prostitutes, was exposed by Raving Rupert Mudrock's Screws of the World in 2008 and became not only an onanist's collectors edition but the subject of one of the biggest privacy trials in the history or – erm – privacy trials.

Conversely, in a narcissistic move that will doubtless result in devastating consequences both for press freedom and historical records, Mosley - son of the treasonous WW2 Blackshirt fascist leader, 'Orrible Oswald' Mosley - is intent on misusing data protection laws – (originally drafted to combat misuse of personal information by mail order and credit card companies – and the excessive processing / retention of sensitive personal data) - to trample the gutter press's iconic freedom to slander and libel at will – and force newspapers to erase any mention of his bizarre – and doubtless publicly embarrassing - sexual fetishes.

The degenerate Mosley's legal bid is a pathetic attempt to apply a combination of previous rulings and ambiguous data protection laws to argue that he should be allowed to scrub highly embarrassing information concerning his vile sexual habits from the annals of history – and further suppress public debate regarding his financing Impress's operations.

Okay, for the record - Impress funding is channelled through the Independent Press Regulation Trust - a charitable body financed in turn by the Alexander Mosley Charitable Trust - whose main donor is none other than Mad Max Mosley.

Dinsdale Figg-Newton, Tory MP for Essex Old Scrotum constituency, opined to media hacks: "The freedom of the Press is paramount and it would be perverse to allow historical records to be removed on the basis of data protection – specifically in the case of Mad Max conniving to manipulate the rules to expunge records of his dirty deviant sexual excesses from the pages of history."

Likewise, John Shittingdale, a former Nasty Party Culture Secretary, added: "Data protection is an important principle for the protection of citizens and not just to hide Max Mosley's dirty secrets – and hence not be used to restrict the freedom of the press to report on his immoral bondage and torture games with 'sex for cash' loose women."

Oh dear, how sad – is Spankies Max turning into a media-shy shamester - embarrassed by public (rather 'pubic') exposure of his sexual deviancy and BD/SM fetishes? Perhaps some congenital defect passed down by his fucked-in-the head Nazi Blackshirt traitorous scumbag father, Oswald.

Maxie won the case against Mudrock's Screws of the World thanks to his Masonic secret handshake club pal, High Court Justice Sir David Greedy, issuing a judgement based on the grounds that the BD/SM Spankathon orgy 'was not' Nazi themed.

However Mosley admitted blowing (sic) £2,500 quid on whores for his five hour 'flog n fuck' session – with the females kitted out in the type of striped pyjama suits worn by Auschwitz concentration camp inmates – with supervising 'bisexual' Dominatrix, Mistress Scabby, wearing a Luftwaffe uniform.

Concentration camp outfits and a Luftwaffe uniform – and Maxie's dirty deviant sex orgy was in no way 'Nazi themed'. Gimee a break – WTF constitutes 'Nazi-themed' then – a majority verdict passed by the Nuremberg Tribunal – or inviting Goering and Himmler to grab a tawse and join the fun – while being applauded by an audience of SS stormtroopers?

More embarrassing still – for the PTB Establishment - was the fact of an MI5 agent - who cannot be named for security reasons - (Ron Scrote) - being forced to resign after Mudrock's shit-raking Sunday gutter press tabloid revealed the 38-year old Luftwaffe-outfitted Dominatrix, Mistress Scabby – (real name Fellattia McGamm) - was his wife – and left MI5 director general Jonathan Evans facing a Downing St 'Third Degree' Q & A grilling before New Labour Slime Minister Gordon Broon and Home Sickretary Jacqui Smith (MP for Red Dick) as to who authorised one of its officers to set up a blackmail sting - which resulted in the lurid five-hour sado-masochistic sex session video flogged off to the highest bidder – Rupert Mudrock's Screws of the World.

Evans denied there was any official motive to field a covert operation to entrap Mosley, who, while being viewed as a total shit for brains screwball, was not considered a national security threat – and the sting was a work of criminal blackmail enterprise organised by Mistress Scabby.

In the initial 2008 Screws of the World story, Mosley was exposed as spending £2,500 on 'Pain 4 Gain' whores during the orgy which was filmed at Ms Scabby's Spankarama Salon – (read 'torture dungeon') at a £2 million nicker flat in Chelsea's exclusive Sodomite Gardens.

Speaking to press hacks on conditions of anonymity (and a large 'cash in hand' fee) one of the five prostitutes involved in the controversial 2008 sado-masochist orgy (Candida Mingerot) revealed that: "Good ole Spankies Max, he woz one of our regulars. Shove a couple 100g Viagra tabs down his gullet an' Maxie woz away – just like his wrinkly old pal Bernie Ecclescake - adores playin' the bitch an' gettin' rogered up the back passage wiv a nine inch strapon."

"Now Maxie likes ter 'switch' if yer gets me meanin' – so he'd have me mate Mingeeter bent over ter touch her toes an' Maxie gives her a leatherin' wiv a flogger while he counts each stroke off in effin' German - while I'm kneelin' down an' giving the old git a blowie – an' he sez 'suck harder yer bitch – or you're next for the gas chamber'."

"So there he is, spankin' away - Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs – all the way up to neunundneunzig (99) when Mingeeter screams – 'Fer fuck's sake, me arse is killin' me. Okay, I give up an' confess ter bein' a Zionist spy' – at which point Maxie shoots his load an' starts givin' it all this right arm in the air 'Sieg Heil' salutin' shit."

Mosley's current press censorship whinge is based on defending his right to enjoy an eccentric (read dirty deviant) sex life – and to being henceforth immune from press exposure of his degenerate sexual habits. Some chance.

And to close, a quick word from the multimillionaire racing tycoon subject of this blog – Mad Max himself.
"Fucking newspapers. I don't mind if the press are saying nice things about me, but not when my dirty little secrets are splashed across their front pages – and have that bastard Rupert Mudrock refer to me in an editorial as a 'dog wanker'."

Hmmm, thank you, Max.

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