Dark Forces vs UK Paedo Inquiry

In today’s ‘Elitist Kiddie Fiddling Club’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our embedded whistle-blowing news correspondent, 'Nurse' Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news Skype smart phone hotline from the 'Enema Room' of the St Sodom's Care Home for Wayward Boys & Girls for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic 'Rh-Neg' bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The 'current' chairwoman of the 'beleaguered' Independent Inquiry into Child Sex Abuse, Prof. Alexis Jaybird - the fourth boss – to date - of the star-crossed historic paedophile probe - this week confided to gutter press hacks from the Kiddie Fiddlers Gazette that establishment oligarch-linked 'dark forces' were hell bent on undermining the scope, credibility and progress of the inquiry.

Ms Jaybird claims that vested interests - comprised of elitist Freemasons, ritual blood sacrifice Satanists, government sexual deviants and establishment patricians – plus a cadre of aristocratic mental case zoophiles and necrophiliac perverts – (collectively, a cabal of unscrupulous degenerates an uncharitable person might refer to as cunts) - were collectively conspiring - with extreme prejudice - to hobble and force the collapse of, and shut down, the jinxed inquiry - in a belated effort to prevent further and evidential public exposure of their depraved, bestial and lecherous paedophile abuse culture of grooming or kidnapping children for paedo sex trafficking networks that reach around the globe and into the upper echelon institutions of our Parliament, along with the palaces and temples of the aristocratic, political / corporate / military spectrum and societal hierarchy.

In an second exclusive interview with the Sprog Bonkers Review, Professor Jaybird revealed "Sinister vested interests are baiting the Plod squad investigators with all manner of red herrings and double McGuffin victim claims to make our sexual abuse inquiry implode and self-destruct."
"There are establishment institutions – including the mainstream media – and specifically the taxpayer-funded Biased Broadcasting Corporation - who regard us as a menace to their cliques' continued criminal pederast activities and would prefer to see us fail - due the fact this inquiry represents such a threat to their vaunted anonymity and the continued status quo of their vile child molesting culture."
"The approach of these apologists, the deniers and naysayers, waving their slander and libel flags, is clearly that of the corrupt spin doctor specialists - seeking balance, consensus, and restoration of trust in the administration, rather than the truth."

Established by the Tory's former Home Secretary, Terry 'Dipshit' Mayhem in 2014, the inquiry kicked off on the wrong foot – not once but twice – with establishment stooge Maybot first appointing a sure bet cover-up merchant, the dementia-ridden Baroness Annie Butler-Sloshed of Whitewash Hall, then acting on public outcry rejection, failed in her attempt to appoint the even more odious and senile Dame Fifi 'Woof-Woof' Wolfsbane of Hemlock-on-the-Hill.

Next up for heading the 'third time unlucky' inquiry was the not fit for purpose transvestite pugilist-featured New Zealand 'chair-troll' – Judge Lowell Goddard – founder of the Kiwi Halitosis Society – a craven dingbat who packed her bags and buggered off back home to an illusory safety in the far-away Antipodes on receipt of the first death threats from the Paedos Anonymous contract killers.

Now the inquiry is finally getting its act together, with a staff of 220 lawyers and investigators applying the 'Chekov's gun' principle while combing through thousands of documents and holding hearings under a 'lucky thirteen' separate headings, including the Catholic and Anglican churches, schools, Whitehall and Westminster Parliament, local authority councils and children’s homes – expending an excess of £20 million quid last year alone – most on the salary and travel expenses of the ill-fated Dame Lowell Goddard.

However, the sex abuse inquiry once again came close to collapse amid now-refuted black propaganda claims that lead counsel Ben Emmerson QC was in the habit of going for long, solitary walks over the moors at night and coming back smelling of wet sheep – unfounded accusations that traduced the inquiry's reputation and cast the entire shebang into a state of crisis and jeopardy - with its credibility seriously undermined.

Ms Jaybird elaborated: "What the deep state desire is a unleaded and fully decaffeinated version of the inquiry's scope. This is why these venal establishment bastards are tossing all manner of false flag distractions and hoax spanners into the works – like smokescreen accusations against that senile old git, Lord Bummy Scumhall and the other iffy Tory shirt lifter, Harvey Proctologist – both a pair of bottom feeding scumbags who prompt one to count their fingers if coerced into shaking their hand."

"Then the evidence disappears as the victim-witnesses get run over by a bus. Or, as in the case of that despicable slug, Granville 'Guano Breath' Janner - and his equally obnoxious buddy, Lecherous Leon Brittan, they suddenly come down with a virulent 24 hour terminal cancer virus and snuff it before the Director of Pubic Prostitutions can issue an indictment – or they cut a plea bargain deal and blow the whistle on their Masonic Magic Circle pederast pals."

"Take for a perfect example the Satanic ritual abuse scandal that won't go away in Scotland's nonce-friendly Grampian province – specifically the case of Hollie Greig – a special needs Downs Syndrome girl who, with a legion of other disabled children at Aberdeen's Beechwood Special School, were subjected to sexual abuse and serial rape for a decade and a half by the Ferryhill Devil Worship Society whose membership includes sitting sheriffs, judges, police officers, social workers, doctors, money-laundering solicitors, teachers and Sunday Herald press hacks - with purported law-enforcement prosecutors from the Grampian procurator fiscal's vice den and Edinburgh's Crown Office – 'and' the Holyrood Parliament - acting as cover-up agents to protect their Masonic Speculative Society paedophile masters."

"The Aberdeen 'Paedo's Rule' situation has morphed into being so beyond any semblance of legal jurisprudence reach and come-uppance that even Hollie's untouchable abusers have the blatant audacity to run their own sex abuse hoax website - to disseminate lies about the poor girl and her mother – and the Hollie Demands Justice campaigners."

"Now these sinister vile perverts and their witches coven trolls – still to this day – make great industry of their black propaganda smears against any and all who dare seek justice for Hollie Greig – having a team of intellectually-challenged useful idiots such as Anna Baboon and that sleazy-drunken identity thief 'Mags the Slag' O'Neil-Shaw-Keeley and Jittering Jonnie 'Pile-a-shite' Stevenson act as establishment 'paedo protection unit' disinformation shills to run 'The Hollie Hoax' websites – claiming that more scent than substance police 'investigations' (sic) found zero evidence of wrong-doing by their own officers or Aberdeen's kiddie fiddling elite (same thing) – and going so far even to the point of directing Aberdeen's corruption-ridden Plod Squad arrest and prosecute Justice for Hollie campaigners. And all this in the face of the undeniable documented medical evidence that Hollie was a victim of serial rape and Satanic ritual abuse."

"Considering that the IQ-deficient Nicola Sturgeon's vaunted Scottish Child Abuse Inquiry has suffered more resignations than our own – (and we now have the disreputable likes of Anne Lady Shit sitting as the chair in her comfy – albeit undeserved - red and white 'stoat coat') – in the opinion of the many in the know, that equates as paedo protectors investigating elitist paedo offenders – and with a critical eye on her past history regarding the Hollie Greig scandal – this constitutes an absolute joke – same as the Scottish Nowhere Party's 'Named Nonce' child protection programme."

"Thus we have zero faith in Mrs Lady Shit objectively investigating this so-called 'untouchable' child molesting ring that targeted Hollie Greig in Aberdeen. To wit, with the volumes of hard and conclusive documentary medical evidence regarding Hollie's complaint – and the fact she was awarded a 'five figure' monetary sum in criminal compensation for her sufferings - I shall be seeking Parliamentary remit to pursue this case, with the Wiltshire Plod Squad's tenacious Chief Constable 'Mad Mike' Veale heading the investigation."

"Alas, this is what we are up against, and the incidence of child sex trafficking and Satanic ritual abuse globally is on the increase – mainly thanks to the internet and the fact people seem to prefer worshipping the Devil as opposed to God. Plus there is still little understanding of what drives some men to want to have sex with children – apart from the fact they're fucked in the head – as is any lone single bloke who hangs around kiddie's playgrounds with a hard-on – or uses internet posted pix of innocent children for masturbation fantasy material."

"Another of my inquiry’s key aims is to conduct an investigation into the Scottish legal establishment's dirty deviant Masonic Magic Circle rent boy / 'Tartan Tadgers' sodomic sub-culture - and the ruling elite's proclivity for joining this disgusting Violate Club BD/SM society that has diabolical Satanist blood ritual sacrifice undertones involving the rape and murder of kidnapped children – and to determine if surgical castration – or full emasculation - might contribute as a deterrent solution to the actual hands-on paedophile abuse problem."

"Similar cases of organised Satanist-linked paedophile sexual abuse have come to light across the country - in locations such as the notorious Liberal MP Cyril 'Fatso' Smith's kiddie fiddling bailiwick of Rochdale – along with Nottingham's Beechwood children's home; the Paki kiddie grooming gang in Oxford – collared in Thames Valley police's Operation Bullshit; the Hampstead Heath black mass sodomy sessions - and paedo-accommodating bonny Nonceland."

"I personally headed the Rotherham inquiry, eventually concluding that at least 1,400 girls - the majority of them whitey adolescents - had been horrifically abused by men of Pakistani heritage – whose justifying rationalisation for their crimes was that the child victims consented and were making lifestyle choices - when the harsh reality was they had been drugged and brutally raped on a serial basis."

"At least 24 offenders were eventually convicted of serious crimes, with sentences of up to 35 years – and due the racial dimension of the case I was branded with the racist fire iron and labelled a 'Paki-basher'."

"Our critics claim the inquiry's remit is too broad, and its subjects too disparate, for meaningful conclusions or recommendations – yet one can see across a number of investigations these patterns of deviant behaviour that are instantly sore thumb recognisable – primarily the Masonic Magic Circle's elitist establishment desire to cover up abuse and shield paedo offenders."

Here Professor Jaybird's comments ring true to form when we reflect on the Plod Squad's legion of paedo-scum investigations that – where living politicos and associated celebrity / elitist sexual deviants have been named as abusers – resulted in the victims being discredited and prosecuted – or suicided - for having the audacity to finger their betters and attempting to bring calumny on the paedo-establishment's status quo.

And that is why the likes of the Met's Operation Kiddie Fiddler, Operation Conehead, Operation Fairwanks, Operation Coverup, Operation Say Fuck All, Operation Nonce Ponce, Operation Sprog Bummer and Operation Masonic Whitewash failed to prosecute a single public face Ninth Circle pederast.

Conversely, fortune shines, for we have in the form of the Wiltshire Plod Squad's 'Operation Nail the Paedo' investigation – launched in 2015 to rehash historic complaints and accusations that ex-Nasty Party PM, Teddy 'Scissor Hands' Heath, was a raving Satanic kiddie fiddler – with their report finally released this past week that if Heath was alive today (alas – yet another child sexual abuser conveniently dead) – he would be brought in and interviewed under caution.

Meanwhile a couple of 'Vermin in Ermine' pals of the late Prime Minister, Lord Klunt of Squirrel's Dray - chairman of the Edward Heath Arse-Kissing Foundation, and Lord Smellpong of Knobminster, former cabinet room tea boy, opined to media hacks: 'The Wiltshire Police report is profoundly unsatisfactory as it neither justifies nor dispels the cloud of suspicion that Ted was a paedo fudger.'

Hmmm, a great pity Heath never took issue and sued David Icke for libel when he fingered him as a kiddie fiddling sodomite in his Biggest Secret book back in 1998 - while Heath was still alive and able to set the legal beagles on the author.

Icke claims Heath groped and sexually mauled and abused his young schoolboy victims – before strangling them – with a pair of prosthetic metal claws – specifically procured for him by the BBC's paedo pimp to the royal household and elitist establishment - Jimmy Savile – along with his child victims from the Haut de la Garenne orphanage on Jersey - then tossed their weighted corpses into the sea - after sodomising them on his Morning Sickness yacht.

Apart from the damning fact it was this treasonous Nasty Party bastard who took Britain into the EUSSR in 1973 – Slaggie Twatcher and her henchmen turned Heath's criminal predilection for sexually molesting young boys against him to force a party leadership change – with Twatcher supplanting Bumboy Ted as Tory boss in 1975.

The Plod Squad allegations against Heath include one of rape of a male under 16, three of indecent assault on a male under 16, four of indecent assault on a male under 14, and two of indecent assault on an underage Billy goat.
The earliest, dating from 1961 when Heath was Lord Privy Seal, alleged he had indecently assaulted and raped an 11-year-old boy in London during a paid sexual encounter in at a private dwelling – where he is reported asking a group of children on a visit from a local care home who wanted to shake hands with his one-eyed trouser snake – (Elm Guest House? Dolphin Square? Bryn Estyn Orphanage?) – while two of the seven claims relate to paid sexual encounters with underage rent boys at Lord Freddy Fatberg's Catamite Hall estate.

So, now to the $64,000 bucks question – where the fuck did it all start to go wrong?

Well, truth is – it's been 'wrong' for a long fucking time back – throughout history in fact - as the Old Testament's Leviticus records – and tags abnormal acts of sexual congress with dead people and / or animals – playing the 'beast with two backs' - and kiddie fiddling paedo pastimes – as 'an abomination' to be cursed and wiped from the face of the Earth - and we all know what God did to the 'twin sin' cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.

This current wave of pederasty starts in modern day Broken Britain with the 1957 Wolfenden Report (Google it) on whose merits the 1965 Sexual Offences private members bill was conjured up by Tory peer, Arthur 'Boofy' Gore, 8th Earl of Arran (which commenced life as a venture to decriminalise homosexual activity between consenting adult badgers) – and was supported by the short-arsed bisexual / geriatric Labour peer, Leo Abscess.

Now Abscess was a strutting, gaudy Welsh peacock, notorious for marrying women 50 years younger than himself as a sexual orientation foil – 33 year old Polack electrician Ania Czeputkowska - and scribing a 1997-published bizarre volume of shirt-lifting tittle-tattle, titled 'Fellatio, Masochism, Politics and Love' – and with the additional backing of Labour Party closet case Welsh homo-pederast, Lord Andypandy of Blackmail Creek (formerly George Thomas, MP for Cardiff), later to be appointed Speaker of the House of Conmans – their Sexual Offences private members bill eventually morphed into the sodomite-friendly - pink ribbon bestowed - Sexual Offences Act 1967.

Okay, you ain't gonna find this in Hansard or the Wikipedia seach engine but these were the very same scumsters the PIE elitist kiddie fiddlers were set on manipulating with the 3 B's method of persuasion - (Bribery, Blackmail or Bludgeons) - to cobble together a further private members bill - to lower the age of sexual consent so they could legally 'suck n fuck' little schoolboys.

The Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) was set up as a nonce-ponce 'special interest group' within the Scottish Minorities Faggot-Maggot Clan.
The group's stated aim was to alleviate the sexual frustrations of a legion of dirty deviant adults with some very serious mental health issues by campaigning to abolish the age of consent - thus legalising the perverted and morally abhorrent urge for sex with children.

Really, WTF is wrong with these abnormal wankers? They don't get turned on by the thought of rampant full bare body contact with some lecherous female of the species - but prefer inflicting physical and psychological sexual trauma on an immature child?

The gutter press recorded at the time that certain ranking officials of the PIE-affiliated National Council for Civil Liberties (now Liberty) – specifically the expenses-fiddling Harriet 'Botox' Harmful and her best 'cash for access' buddy Patricia 'Piranha Teeth' Spewitt - were guilty of participation in this diabolical, fiendish conspiracy to corrupt public morals – serving the vested interests of the Paedophile Information Exchange - a debased cabal of deranged sodomite queers and nancy boys - whose surveyed members candidly confided they were most attracted to girls too young to grow hair they could sit on - and little boys aged 9–13.

But the PIE's public face days were numbered, forcing it to go underground, after printing contact advertisements in their Slagpie magazine's 'Bum-a-Sprog' section, which were calculated to promote indecent acts between adults and innocent children - and thus attracted the cursory attentions of the Plod Squad and Director of Pubic Prostitutions.

Where are they today, these child molesting nonce-ponce villains? The Dark Net, for one – a hive of child sex trafficking data. Washington's chocker with them – same as London's Worstminster – Shitehall, and Parliament – the Lower House of Conmans and Upper House of (unelected) Frauds. The world's diverse crapitals and metropolitan areas for another. The Vatican – and anywhere the Roman Catholic church's clergy are to be found lurking – especially the Jesuit's Ninth Circle agents.

Were you ever sexually abused while in a care home? Did Jimmy Savile offer you a visit to Top of the Pops live if you sucked his lollipop? Ever have a sail round St Helier Bay on Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht? How about accepting sweeties from Rochdale roly-poly fat git Liberal MP, Cyril Shit? Did you see Jeremy Thorpe shoot Norman Scott's big dog? Were you ever in Thomas Watt Hamilton's Boy Scout troop? How about Nonceland camping on Viscount Peterscam's Cringemoregate estate? Is your name mentioned in the sexual abuse victim list of Lord Sluggie Cullen's Dunblane massacre inquiry report – the one with the 100 year Masonic-paedo protection 'sealing order' on it?

Have you ever visited Glasgow's St Enoch's Shopping Mall public toilets on a Saturday afternoon and accepted money from some nasty SLAB employee faggot named Dirty Douggie Haggarty for a short time bumming session? Were you ever sexually assaulted while serving as a Roman Catholic altar boy or singing in the choir at St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts?

Send your comments using the online reply form below and a couple of moronic thugs from the Plod Squad's Operation Fairwanks 'Victim Intimidation' team will call round to ensure you keep your gob shut and develop a case of selective memory amnesia.

Thought for the day. Now we have this senility-stricken old duffer, Baron Armstrong of Shitminster - a bureaucratic jobsworth to the bone - still playing the part of Heath's pondscum spin doctor apologist – and turning his venom on CC Mike Veale for having the audacity to turn up credible evidence that Heath was a paedo-sodomite – so instead of holding hands up and admitting Heath was a child molesting criminal, he and his ilk are instead out to denigrate the victim testimonies and shoot the messenger.

Armstrong's career as a civil service mandarin was spent covering up the sodomy and paedo offences of elected officials in the House of Conmans – and the unelected gang of parasites malingering in the Upper House of Frauds.

These are the type of dog wankers that comprised Bunny Astor's Cliveden Set fraternity and whose corrupt recreations got John Profumo – the Nasty Party's Sec of State for Whoring - sacked – for bonking the same teenage hookers as KGB agent Boris Badsky – and Astor's chief pondscum paedo pimp Stephen Ward 'suicided' by MI5 - and ensured the ballot box defeat of Macmillan's credibility-deficient government in the next year's general election.

All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – nope make that all – and include half of the EUSSR member states too – little girls – and more so little boys – are sold off for sexual abuse and thus profit to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and quite often too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.

Example – in such diverse geographical lawless locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama (to name but a merest sample) the girls (and adolescent rent boys) can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.

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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political paedo ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, kiddie fiddling Aberdeen Sheriffs, shit-stabbing SLAB officials, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.

Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.

So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.

To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).

And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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