Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to this morning's Biased Broadcasting Corp UK political section headlines, Broken Britain's defeatist 'Terrified Terry' Maybot – forearmed with a bag of cough sweeties - is heading to Brussels to kiss some EUSSR hierarchy pork barrel ass - in a futile attempt to break the defeatist-termed 'deadlock' viz Brussels toxic compliance demands regarding the fucked up Brexit negotiations.
Conversely, the 'heartbeat-on-the-street' is unequivocal that the best way to deal with Brussels' unelected corporatocracy stooges is to offer up sweet bugger all and tell them to go 'FOESAD' ( fuck off, eat shit and die) as this flaky fascist federation has been leeching off us for too long - and we are sick to the back teeth of being their compliant cash cow.
The meeting, with chief negotiator Michel Barnfowl and Commission chief Jean-Claude Wancker, comes days after the same pair of tossers opined to press hacks that talks were deadlocked due Broken Britain's reluctance to simply hand over £100 billion nicker in a divorce settlement fee, remain part of the single market and under the joint jackboots of the EUSSR corruption-ridden Customs Union and European Court of Injustice.
Cabinet office loose lips gossip also let slip that the gutless Brexit Secretary, David 'Cream Puff' Davis, will join the Maybot for the 'negotiations stalemate' meeting, ahead of this week's summit of the EUSSR's Exploitation Committee.
The Nasty Party Prime Monster is vying to end this nagging stalemate over the principal three critical phase topics for negotiation. Specifically the amount of compo' that Brussels claims Broken Britain must pay to leave the EUSSR Federation; the future rights of the EUSSR's scrounging economic migrants squatting in the UK - and should Parliament have Costain's build a Great Wall of Ulster to mark the Northern Ireland border.
The EUSSR's 50-seat Round Table corporate oligarchs have mandated that until sufficient progress is made on these three items - and their coffers are topped off with silver - they will instruct the Brussels-based Commissioners to continue refusing to discuss post-Brexit relations.
Brussels piss-head top dog Jean-Claude Drunkard added that the Brexit process would take longer than was initially projected - blaming delays on Broken Britain's failure to simply cough up the billions of £££ pounds in divorce compo' that the money-grubbing Brussels kleptocrats are demanding.
However, Tory MP John Deadwood has urged Terry Mayhem that in light of the death of common sense on Brussels part, to tell Jean-Claude Drunkard and the rest of his scrounging technocrats to go fuck a pig regarding the zillion £££ divorce settlement - predicting an 11th hour stand-down on their part to reach a free trade deal with the UK before we co-opt for a World Trade Organisation agreement with the rest of the known Universe.
But pro-EUSSR former Nasty Party chancellor – (and alleged kiddie fiddler) - Ken 'Groper' Clarke went into whingeing Remoaner mode, casting a dark spell on the Maybot's trip – claiming Brexit under any terms would have a catastrophic effect on the UK economy if we cease to be 'a province' of the EUSSR Federation.
Que? WTF? The Tory government have had what might well be termed 'a catastrophic effect' on Broken Britain's economy since they got elected in 2010 and put the Femdom submissive / coke-snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne in charge of the public piggy bank.
Really, if this entire Brexit pantomime isn't farcical enough already, together with Labour's Chris Leslie, 'Groper' Ken is attempting to subvert the government's key Brexit bill – to modify the 'two year' transition period proposed by Terry Mayhem in Florence into an embarrassing, 'still-no-end-in-sight' comedy of errors.
Hmmm, about time the Groper actually switched sides and went to sit on the opposition Labour benches with the Corbynite Remainiacs – right next to Keir Stammerer perhaps - where all treacherous House of Conmans scum belong.
These dishonest House of Conmans motherfucking MPs – coerced by the EUSSR commissars and treacherous elements in our own British society pushing their Remainiac dynamic – with this two year 'negotiations period – and now Terry Maybot's Florence speech commitment of an extra two year transitional period – to 2021 – have slipped the catch on Pandora's Box - and the Brussels hierarchy toasts the death of common sense and logic - further tempting them to keep tipping the lid - until shit and hellfire breaks loose – morphing into an all-out war, that bodes well for no-one – or their dog – which has the potential to see Hope too devoured by the loosed demons of anarchy and socio-political rebellion.
If it is going to come down to a Deal / No Deal scenario then why are we fucking around appointing a bungling, craven clown like Davis to expedite the negotiations when we can have the practiced hand of Noel Edmonds to conduct the Brexit haggling process – with his Bankster pal on the other end of the hotline advising 'Pay the scrounging bastards fuck all'.
On the gutter press and goggle box media front the Remainiac Judas crew are as active as the Westminster 'treasonite' factions - with Rachel 'Mugwump' Nonsense – the Orc-ugly blonde moment sister of ex-London Mayor Bonkers BoJo Nonsense – demanding MP's ignore the democratic will of the people and force a Parliamentary vote to stay under Brussels EUSSR Federation jackboot.
This post-menopausal anti-Brexit troll – an over-rated Big Issue press hackette and member of the born loser Lib-Dum Party, has, as Bonkers Boris himself declared - lost her marbles - and spewing fascist crap venom is a likely comrade to join hands with that Third World Remoaning bitter bitch immigrant broomstick merchant, Gina 'Fascist Scum' Miller – along with the geriatric fungus-featured anti-democratic Jonathan Lynn – a senile, shirt-lifting Thespian faggot who harbours a bitter distaste for the will of We, the People - and knows better than 17:4 million Brits. In Lynn's worthless 'pink' opinion the Brexit referendum was meaningless – yet presents a looming disaster for Broken Britain.
Oh yes, along with Rachel Mugwump and Gina Miller, another suitable case for treatment in Arkham Asylum. The geriatric onanist tosspot then went on to say that the lack of wars in Europe since 1945 was down to the success of the festering cesspit of graft and corruption known as the EUSSR Federation - (nothing to do with international free trade or the UN?).
Bullshit – was the stupid old twat taking an extended Irish power nap while the civil war and purposely planned political partitioning of Yugoslavia was in play?
Next up for castigation are arch-Remainiacs Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond and the train fare dodging / coke snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – for plotting to sabotage Brexit over a lobster lunch.
Yep, this isn't simply Worstminster tittle-tattle – but a true blue jibber jabber anti-Brexit conspiracy during their lobster thermidore nosh-up at Twatt's restaurant in Chelsea's Sloane Square. Just round the corner, in fact, from naughty Natalie Rowe's (Osborne's BD/SM Dominatrix) botty-smacking torture chambers in Mad Max Mosley Memorial Gardens.
Aside from Downing Street being 'fucking furious' over Hammond’s schoolboy naive handling and obtuse approach to Brexit - plus recent saboteur comments he wasn't forking out funds on a 'no-deal' negotiations scenario, Number 10 insiders confided that Osborne and Terry Mayhem can't bear to be in the same room together – especially so since the spoiled brat Osborne publicly stated he has a personal vendetta against the PM for firing his useless arse – telling all and sundry he won't rest until the Maybot is 'chopped up in bags in his freezer - for dog food'.
To add further insult to injury, the IQ-deficient Osborne is now widely suspected of co-ordinating opposition to Brexit from outside Government – as editor of London's give-away freebie Evening Shite gutter press tabloid – whose primary uses is split between sub-standard bedding insulation for the poor fuckers rendered homeless through Osborne's austerity measures – and being hung on a nail behind the crapper door – as 'read n wipe' bog paper.
While on the subject of Brexit traitors let's not overlook the House of Conmans spendthrift Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, who failed to engage brain before opening gob and asserted that there is no obligation on Parliament to accept any future Brexit deal - as the result of the referendum is only advisory and not binding - (ignoring the obvious issue of this being anti-democratic).
Same applies with the Sturgeon's Scottish Nonce Party fascists – this awkward moronic clot wants independence from Worstmonster 'and' remain a member of the EUSSR. What bit of the definition of 'independence' doesn't the dozy scrote understand?
Hmmm, the cognoscenti among us might recall that prior to the EUSSR referendum there was a Parliamentary debate viz the referendum process in which both sides, Leave and Remain MPs, accepted that the result of the referendum would be unconditionally accepted by all - winners and losers alike - and that the result would be binding on Parliament - which would proceed to implement the People's decision - exercised via fair democratic vote in the Brexit referendum.
Now, due the fact the Tory's were blind-sided by their own naive pro-EUSSR bullshit and the wholly unpredicted Leave victory, certain bitter Remainiacs have chosen to ignore this agreement and act anti-democratically in trying to overturn the result, at their peril.
Thus the anti-Brexit stance of the Parliamentary Remainiacs coupled with the same sentiments of corrupt Shitehall mandarins is enough of a slap in the face to our ballot box democracy and the will of the people – but when the cabinet is split down the middle on the issue and gobshite ministers with their own power-hungry agendas who voted Remain are involved and attempting to subvert the Brexit negotiations then that's enough to shake the fair play Democracy Rules faith of even the most blindly optimistic sectors of our sick society.
Government agreements don't work in modern Britain. The losing side simply ignores the result if it doesn't go their way, as was the case with the Edinburgh Agreement.
Democracy is sick in the UK and our once-sceptred isle is ruled by a clique of left-liberal Globalist elitist Dildobergers – arbiters of a live or die factor over the common herd – who force their agenda on the public in violation of our expressed democratic passions
To wit, any government that implements the repression, arrest, prosecution and imprisonment of those that disagree with its questionable policies (fracking, for one) – both domestic and foreign, or hinders and subverts the common herd's majority vote ballot box will – as per the Brexit referendum - is definitely not a government of the People.
Our historic 'covenant' with elected Parliamentary representatives – all 650 of the fuckers – is that they respect and act on the majority will of We, the People – and not that of some fascist control freak foreign entity – specifically the Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy.
Yet a certain subversive sector of these fuckers have an inordinate sway over the common herd's perceived democratic ballot power if they can ignore the Brexit Leave result to conspire as – and with - the paid agents of a foreign power – specifically the corporatocracy oligarchs that crack the whip which makes Brussels EUSSR unelected commissioners jump.
And the same 'reptiles' fit perfectly into the taxonomical slot of pathological deceivers - empathy-deficient psychopaths in gestation - with the philosophy of 'ego and self-interest' predominant in their fucked up grey cranial matter, where any semblance of duty of care concerning the collective welfare their useless eating, common herd constituents is concerned. Their behaviour more at criminally treasonous than reprehensible.
Mayhap the time is ripening to revisit the events of 1653 - the abolition of this factious, corrupt Parliament and the appointment of a Great Protector - in the vein of Cromwell.
One possible compromise to total revolution would be to evict the unelected meddling Vermin in Ermine scroungers from the Upper House of Frauds, sack all incumbent MPs, abolish – more at outlaw - the Tory, Labour, Lib-Dum. UKIP, Greens, Pinks, Browns, Independents, Pancake Tuesday Adventist parties – the lot – the entire corrupt shebang - and form a single political unit to sit in a greatly culled Parliament – a number of 100 and no more - selected on merit by their own canny and critical constituents – who will expedite the Will of the People - for a fair salary.
Further to this any MP or cabinet minister caught fornicating with a foreign government, corporate lobbyist or gutter press hack scum (Hammond / Osborne / lobster lunches – who paid?) be expelled from their post.
In fact enact legislation that any lobbyist espied trespassing within the borough of Westminster be shot on sight by the Met Plod Squad's Parliamentary Protection Unit.
Ah well – in a perfect world ........ But in a perfect world the Met's blue uniformed duffers would employ greater industry in collaring Jolly Jihad Islamists 'before' they consummated their false flag terrorist atrocities on the heads of hapless and innocent civilian types.
Little chance of that ever manifesting when they scrape together the splattered bits of some manky Muslim suicide bomber and declare with gusto "We've got him'.
Yep, with a Scotland Yard statement to the public demographic today (16/10/17) declaring that due budget cutbacks (£400 zillion quid) Plod Squad investigations have to be prioritised – hence such crimes as shoplifting, burglary and kiddie fiddling complaints will be ignored.
Thus goes any chance of these same clowns ever arresting a living brother Masonic member of the paedophile-infested elitist ruling establishment.
Thought for the day. Brexit made easy.
Britain's 1688 Bill of Rights states unequivocally that sovereignty can never be surrendered to a foreign power - except in the circumstance of a defeat in war – as per 1066.
Thus the 1972 European Communities Act and all Common Market / EEC / EUSSR bullshit treaties signed by the child molesting Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath are illegal - hence null and void.
Good, fuck the Brexit divorce bill – no deal sounds great – they need us more than we need them – and a cliff edge 'extreme sports' bye-bye sounds even better - exhilarating in fact.
So let's go at it with a sense of adventure – straight over the top like lemmings – knowing this truth or dare plunge will result in a comfy cushion landing.
For fuck's sake, Britain – before exchanging the prefix Great for Broken – established an empire that the sun never set on – so if we can do that then I reckon we've the nuance, acumen and resilience to make a go of it without the graft n corruption-ridden control freak kleptocrat jobsworths in Brussels telling us what to do – and how to do it.
Okay, last but not least - are the BBC aware that it's actually the Tory Nasty Party that are in power and not Corbyn's Trotskyite Labour commissars?
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