In today’s shocking ‘Global Bonkers Pandemic’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'gone ga-ga' gossip from our embedded loony reporter, 'Lobotomy Les' McDuffer, manning the live news Skype webcam hotline from inside the Bedlam Asylum for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Deep State agents of the good ole US of A – under the IQ-deficient aegis of President Donald Chump – have released their latest tantalising DARPA-developed Weapon of Mass Distraction - Batch #1 of the heavily edited / redacted JFK Assassination Papers – to keep canny Yanks with a couple of common sense brain cells still achieving telemetry (along with a legion of like-minded conspiracy-orientated foreign busybodies) from poking their curious noses further into the Las Vegas 'lone gunman' random target shot-a-thon travesty that witnesses, survivors and first responders alike swear – (on threat of confiscation of their Obama Care ill-health cards) – involved multiple shooters and definitely not a hapless, senile gambling addict who was selected by dark forces as ideal patsy material.
So, WTF do these long-buried documents reveal that we didn't already know? Sweet fuck all regarding which of the multiple snipers was assigned the forward-facing Grassy Knoll 'kill zone' shooting spot.
A single piece of pro-confusion data claims CIA deputy director James 'Jesus' Angleton – a class act wanker and Mil-Ind cabal stooge in his own right – called a Brit-based Cambridge Evening News hack from his Langley, Virginia office phone a half hour prior to the Dealey Plaza shootings – offering a tip that the hack should call the American Embassy in London - immediately, if not sooner - 'to claim first rights on a real big news scoop' - 25 minutes before John F. Kennedy was shot dead and Texas Governor co-passenger John Connally wounded - with a hail of 'magic bullets' by assassins unknown – then and now.
Alas, CIA incompetence strikes yet again – as the purported smarty pants Angleton, while placing his timely call in accordance with the assassination plot schedule, somehow overlooked the fact that Virginia (Eastern Time Zone) is one hour ahead of Texas' Central Time Zone.
To add further insult to the injury viz the common herd's collective intelligence on the 23/10/1963 – the New Zealand's Christchurch Star gutter press news sheet carried the front page story of JFK's assassination 'and' the identity of the lone gunman shooter – Lee Harvey Patsy – several hours before the event occurred. No shit – these International Date Line time zone thingies are a real pain to get one's head round too – even for the CIA smart asses.
Hmmm, the roots of coincidence n synchronicity defy the parameters of clairvoyance and credibility yet again. Same as the Israeli / Neo-Con Mil-Ind cabal's 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks on the NY WTC Towers, the Pentagon - and an innocent bystander field in Wanksville, Pennsylvania (home to Dracula's Quaker cousins).
And let's not allow selective memory or encroaching Alzheimer's to overlook the occasion of the BBC's ginger mingin psychic media hack, 'Gypsy Jane' Standley, reporting WTC 7 being 'pulled' a half hour before the 'controlled demolition collapse' event – with Building 7 clearly visible and still standing undamaged – in the background camera shot over her left shoulder.
Okay, WTF is next on the raving bonkers hit list to drag over the coals?
Broken Britain's not fit for purpose Nasty Party Defence Minister, Michael 'Flabby' Fallon, has urged MPs to stop criticising the barbaric Third World Kingdom of Saudi Arabia - in the interests of securing the sale of military fighter jets (and affiliated 'go-bang' ordnance) – much needed in the never-ending campaign to bomb their hapless – and defenceless – Yemeni neighbours into total extinction.
The utterly dense defence secretary was giving evidence to the House of Conmans Warmonger Committee, where he was repeatedly badgered by one embedded BAE Systems lobbyist as to why the mega-£££-zillions deal to flog his company's Typhoon fighter jets to Saudi Arabia had not yet been signed – which the moronic Fallon blamed on British and international human rights and wrongs activists campaigning against the deal and directing a barrage of sharp criticism at the empathy-deficient Saudi government – an act which has been rightly applauded by certain subversive (moral conscience) elements in Parliament.
We return once again to the good ole Land of the Free (sic) United States of the Great Satan (aka Israel's Bitch) – with the Chump administration's chronically-rabid Defence Secretary, Jimbo 'Mad Dog' Mattis, informing one gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that he personally – and too his Agent Orange boss in the Oval Office - would ever accept the reality of a nuclear-armed North Korea – especially so under the leadership of a man with a worse haircut than President Donald Tweet.
Mad Dog took pains to warn the Pyongyang hierarchy that the NorKor military machine was no match for the Great Satan / South Korean alliance, and his personal brand of gunboat diplomacy was most effective when backed by a pre-emptive display of military force.
Hmmm, hypocrisy – or chutzpah – (take yer pick) – beyond borders. Mattis n the US of A will never accept the reality of a nuclear-armed North Korea – whereas the rest of hapless humanity have to accept the very scary reality of the Great Satan and her Israeli pals being armed with all manner of strategic and tactical dial-a-yield, micro suitcase sized and EMP-specific – and neutron blast nuclear weapons – with the US the only nation ever to use these in a military aggressive manner – Hiroshima / Nagasaki – just to see WTF damage they could do to a civilian target.
And let's not forget the legion of nuke tests that toxified the South Pacific environment with test after test of evolving design thermo-nukes – and too the myriad airborne detonations – and those in the continental US / Nevada with hapless Army GIs sat around the perimeter edges of the blast zones – sans radiation protection kit.
The go-getting Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Bag Salmon Spread, appears to be taking a page from ex-Sino Chairman Meow's Little Red Book of Daft Ideas – announcing his daring 'great leap forward' project to launch the Dark Ages kingdom's current cultural / socio-political model head first into the 21st Century.
Prince Salmon Spread unveiled this week a $500 zillion bucks wet dream - his personal Agenda 2030 vision of fundamentally diversifying Saudi's oil-dependent economy – by constructing the 26,500 square kilometre mega-whopping Neom City to be sited at the entrance of the Gulf of Aqaba – enjoining the borders of Egypt, Jordan and Isra-Hell.
The technologically advanced 'smart city' will have its own autonomous administration and be free from anything so traditionally boring as severely restrictive Sharia Law and Wahhabi socio-cultural regulations.
The Crown Prince privately confided to Western press hacks that once his doddering old man croaked and he was invested as King he intended to deal a swift blow to the wannabe ambitions of his scores of step-brothers and the money-grubbing legion of scrounging princes - along with all Wahhabist extremist ideologies - and return Saudi to the observance of moderate Islam – where pretty much anything goes.
Wow, n no shit, Sherlock – it all sounds too good to be true. But Prince Salmon Spread's got some catching up to do – to even draw close to the socio-political backward culture likes of the UAE - where skinny dipping in the tropical warm waters of the Gulf or a quick shag on the beach can get a bloke and his poke tossed in jail forever – with zero time off for good behaviour.
Oh yes, under the auspices of this forward-focusing Crown Prince, not only will women be permitted to drive cars in the coming year (2018 for us – still 1440 – some 578 years behind - for the star-crossed Saudis).
But be discouraged not, for Saudi Arabia has become the first country to grant citizenship to a robot. The lucky AI 'all-woman' humanoid device is Neekni Sahrawi, who (no shit) was designed to look like Audrey Hepburn - wearing a burka - and revealed to a cacophony of wolf whistles at a Future Investment Initiative in Riyadh last Wednesday.
Ms Neekni Sahrawi is the creation of Hong Kong based Hands-On Robotics, who have gained a certain undesirable notoriety for the design and mass market production of their paedophile-friendly robotic 'kiddie molester' child sized models (in both sexes) that can scream in a choice of thirty pre-programmable languages when groped, forced to perform fellatio, bonked and / or sodomised.
Unconfirmed rumours abound that Hands-On is producing a line of robot sex toy goat and micro-camel models specifically for the Arab Gulf market – just like the real thing to enjoy in the privacy of your 'man-tent' around the oasis at night.
Well, good luck on these stick-yer-neck-out ventures, Prince Salmon-Spread – especially with regard to the negative extremist ideology reactions of the ultra-conservative Wahhabist Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice - and their Sharia Law-enforcing Mutaween religion Plod Squad.
Personally I'll be keeping well clear of the KSA when the proverbial shit hits the fan and a deep state 'do or die' conflict takes off between the monarchic and clerical factions.
The control freak political correctness monster rears its ugly head yet again in the global mass media viz 'transgender' issues – with kids so young they haven't yet evolved the cognitive skills to work out where babies really come from – or if lil' girls will eventually grow a willy - and are being tempted by sinister Satanic New World Order forces to choose if they want to keep their willy or wee snatch – or opt for becoming the opposite sex with a regular dosing of synthetic puberty-blocking hormones.
Believe me boys – tits are not a thing you want – and for the girly demographic – you will not be comfy with a pair of dangling bollocks. Just be happy with what yer got.
The rogue crime state of Israel scores – as ever - a top notch rating on the global insanity scale - in defiance of 40-odd UN Security Council resolutions and 100 plus General Assembly resolutions – along with censorious International Court of Justice rulings - and smearing every critic and their dog with the customary anti-Semitic / Holohoax denier broad brush to justify the illegal settlements programme in the military occupied West Bank of Palestine – and the IDF's barbaric siege of the population of the Gaza Strip enclave behind this abominable Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp in the known Universe.
And now, to toss another 'fuck off, eat shit and die' we-don't-care finger at the world, these Zionist thug-bully arseholes intend to celebrate the centennial of Arthur Balfour signing his infamous 'Declaration' – throwing Empire's Day Britain's endorsement behind the theft of Palestine by a horde of unwashed foul and foreign Khazar Ashkenazi immigrants escaping the vile ghettos of Europe and Russia.
Perhaps time to apply hindsight and finally reflect back on the speech the Zionist lobby claim JFK never made – er – the one that got him killed: "One day after I am long gone, you will remember me and say, we should have stopped the nuclear program of Israel, abolished the Federal Reserve and kicked all secret societies, occultists, usurpers and Zionists out of our wonderful country, to keep it that way, but it is never too late, just remember that."
Back on the European mainland, no more shall the shout of 'Viva España' be heard voice by the mad cat Catalans - whose recent independence referendum gesture based on Emile Durkheim's theory of deviancy – (a blatant middle finger tossed at the 'democratic right repressive' control freak state apparatus) - went down like a proverbial lead balloon.
As the dust settles in the aftermath of the referendum violence visited on the innocent civilian heads of Catalan voters by the barbaric Guardia Civil thugs imported from Seville, the restive region's political leader, Carles Podgymonk has been unceremoniously fired from his post by the Madrid hierarchy – on orders from Brussels' chief EUSSR Federation control freak mandarin, Jean-Claude Drunkard - with the Cortes Generales poised and ready to stamp down on any further notions of autonomy with a Franco era style Hitlerian Nazi-sponsored fascist jackboot - to not only keep the region in compliant check but a submissive vassal of the EUSSR's fifty-seat Round Table of Corporate Kleptocrats.
To wit, with hindsight focusing on the socio / political perspective of the referendum, displays of autonomy and independence (anarchy / criminality) by the common herd demographic is verboten – hence the off-the-cuff Guardia Civil's violent response in policing un sanctioned acts of free speech expression.
So much for the beleaguered spirit of democracy and self-determination.
The Royal Navy's 'rum, bum n baccy' brigade hit the scandal sheet top ten charts this weekend with a gaggle of manky matelots evicted from the HMS Vigilant nuclear submarine after being discovered stoned out of their heads on Columbian marching powder - while on duty and tasked with minding the big red 'missile launch' button.
But this isn't the first sordid scandal to hit the Vanguard class submarine – with revelations earlier this month being leaked to the public domain of a strew of highly improper on board shirt-lifting 'whose turn in the barrel' incidents among senior sodomites.
The nine dope-head crew members of the vessel, which is one of four Royal Navy submarines armed with eight Trident 'hit or miss' nuclear armaments, copped a slapped wrist apiece and were summarily discharged after testing positive for the Class A snorting powder.
One Navy snitch confirmed for the Golden Rivet Review that nine crew-members had been sacked for drug abuse offences – and one able seaman crew member of the Vigilant stationed at the Faslane Clyde Naval Base reportedly discharged for engaging in 'hide the one-eyed eel' unprotected sex with an underage rent boy in a swimming pool at the nearby Nonceland Resorts Leisure Centre.
It doesn't take a rocket science intelligence quota to discern the Conservative Nasty Party are employing a swathe of distraction tactics to divert critical public attentions from the limp-wristed 'Yes Sir / No Sir antics of that clueless dipshit David Davies – head of the Brexit negotiating team – as they fail yet again to achieve any form of agreement with Brussels mule-stubborn EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy – and our wet rag dingbat excuse for a Tory PM, Terry Mayhem, expresses deep concern over half-arsed claims viz a list of no less that 'thirty-six' alleged sex-pest Nasty Party MPs preying on both female, male 'and' transgender' Parliamentary support staff.
Really, who the fuck in their right mind voted for another post-menopausal disaster to run the country (don't forget Slaggie Twatcher)? The ruminant Maybot's on a par with her Kraut 'schwein im schlüpfer' (pig in knickers) counterpart – the mangy Merkel – n both the useless trolls should be exiled to the far Gromboolian plains.
The Maybot went into a pre-rehearsed defensive whinge-a-thon as Worstminster was gripped by rumours regarding the identities of senior politicians and peers allegedly guilty of texting messages of a sexually degrading nature – both humiliating and personally abusive - to female research staff and aides employed in the House of Conmans 'and' Upper House of Frauds – who have now formed a TwatsApp group to share information over abuse and warn new Parliamentary staff which MPs and Vermin in Ermine peers are dirty deviant molesters – specifically one Labour Lord who delights in felching activities – bending over in his red and white stoat coat and having some naive male intern shove a couple of hamsters – or an adventurous gerbil - up his back passage.
One of Mayhem's cabinet ministers is alleged to have groped some slut at a drinks party, while another was described in the libellous message stream as ‘likes to pull his one-eyed trouser snake party trick for the ladies after a couple of cocktails’ – and one particularly perverted under-secretary has a passion for copulative sex with badgers.
Reverberating down the 'Pestminster' grapevine's scandal frequency are rumours that Nasty Party MP Mark 'The Vaper' Garnier is to face Parliamentary interrogation and possibly 'the rack' over concerns he broke ministerial rules after sending his House of Conmans secretary, Candida Gamarouche, off on a work time errand in Soho to buy him a selection of sex toys – including a #7 vibrating butt plug.
The gospel according to the Sunday Shitraker red top tabloid states Garnier added to the calumny by admitted he referred to her as 'sugar tits' - claiming this didn't amount to harassment as her nipples always tasted sweet.
Also in the line of fire from the 'command responsibility' angle, Labour's Trotskist leader, Jeremy Corbyn was quick to run for cover and rejected claims he avoided suspending the intellectually-challenged ginger mingin MP for Sheffield Hallam – Jared 'Gobshite' O'Mara - for making repeated misogynistic and homophobic comments dating back to 2002 and, finally bowing to political pressure, has tasked the party's chief interrogator, Harry 'Kneecaps' McScrote, to investigate the online remarks made by O'Mara.
However, ex-BBC doorman / bouncer Clive 'Skinhead' Lewis, elevated to the rank of incumbent Labour MP for Norwich South, has dodged a suspension censure but forced to apologise for using offensive and unacceptable language at the party conference in Brighton last month - where he was filmed on stage at a fringe event telling some unidentified rent boy acolyte to: 'Get on yer knees, bitch' – raising questions viz the recently-wedded MP's true sexual orientation.
Labour's scatter-brained Dianne Flabott opined that Parliament had to establish a credible process for dealing with complaints of sexual harassment, but stressed it was an issue she personally had no experienced of. Hmmm, wonder why?
The shit came closer to hitting the fan yesterday when several 'sacrificial goat' names were postured in the corridors of power, amid fears in Downing Street that a high-profile cabinet figure was about to be outed by the Sunday press scandal sheets – as any further sexcapade brouhaha and senior politico resignation could destabilise the Maybot's shaky government to the point of collapse – unless a massive damage control 'Three B's coercion exercise' (Bribery, Blackmail or Bludgeons) is swiftly expedited by the Party Whips – those curators of Parliament's sordid scandals.
And this squirly crap does in no way stop there - with a joint militant task force opposition Labour and Lib-Dum 'Let's get the Tory's' character assassination crew targeting cartoon character minister Michael Gove – with the slack-jawed Pob standing accused of ruining BBCr4today's birthday celebrations at central London's Shagmore Hall - by making a funny joke.
A what? A funny joke? Oh no – not in this 'Daren't say Booo! to a goose' era of control freak political correctness.
Typical of the spineless, craven wankers that public figures seem to have evolved into, Pob Gove apologised unreservedly after making a joke about Hollywood's celebrity serial groper and casting couch rapist, Harvey Fatberg, on Broken Britain's Biased Broadcasting Corp Radio 4 Today programme.
Gove, rashly entrusted with the cabinet 'environment portfolio', observed to fellow interviewee Neil Pillock that being grilled by bully boy BBC presenter John Humphreys was on a par with blindly venturing into Harvey Fatberg's boudoir for a midnight chat - commenting "One just hopes to emerge with their anal sphincter intact."
Facing a backlash of priggish indignation from fellow MPs - who think nothing of sodomising underage rent boys in some Barnes-based child sex brothel – or getting their arses spanked at Mistress Rowe's BD/SM Salon in Chelsea's Max Mosley Memorial Gardens – Gove tweeted his joke had been a 'clumsy and inappropriate attempt at humour' - and apologised profusely to any and all across the expanse of the known Universe that his faux pas might have offended.
But for the many out to sink the Tory government Gove's apology came too late, with Labour's ranga Jessica 'Jaws' Phillips MP claiming Pob's remarks were undignified and he should fall on his own sword – and Lib Dem's Jo 'Peanuts' Swinson accusing him of trivialising sexual assault.
Green Party peer, Lady Jenny Wren Jones of Mousecomb, sporting her customary 'dragged through a hedge backards' battleship grey rat's nest hairdo, opined to media hacks that criticism of Gove's comments were ridiculous, adding "I just wish some athletic toy boy would take the trouble to sexually harass me."
Whereas ex-political lobbyist cum bottle blonde moment Labour MP, Stella Greasy - referring to similar jokes made by chat show host James Corden – described them as 'not fit for the ears of God-fearing folk'.
Ha! Amazing how all Gove's split-arsed critics and complainants comprise a coterie of three-bagger broomstick merchants that even the likes of the Viagra-fuelled priapic Harvey Fatberg would disdain from bonking – and resort to the onanist act of jerking off instead.
Conversely, the Tory's Desperate Dan chinned Justine Greenthing opined that any old bag who felt they'd been sexually harassed should take it as a compliment – especially so if the 'horny pesterer' was sober at the time.
Not wishing to get left out on any occasion to put the boot in, the Nonceland Fascist Party's wee nippy First Munster, Nicola Sturgeon, opened her big gob before engaging brain (as usual), commenting that such issues as females of the species being abused and raped by establishment politicos is no laughing matter – as Aberdeen paedo ring child sexual abuse victim Hollie Greig would no doubt agree.
Hmmm, poor wee Hollie Greig - a voice still crying out in the wilderness for Justice – a justice that the SNP's nonce-protecting 'Fish Fiends' - Porky Pict Salmond and the Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon beast and their Police Nonceland / Holyrood / Crown Office ilk - have been turning a corrupt deaf ear to since the year 2000.
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Sunday, 29 October 2017
Friday, 27 October 2017
Tory Scrotes Celebrate Balfour Centennial
In today’s ‘How Low Can the Tory Gang Sink' exposé counter-culture edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our cross-dressing correspondent Mollie McSkanger, still faithfully hacking the Downing Street - Tel Aviv secure phone hotline for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Okay, first off, to answer the sub-banner headline subject question: How Low Can the Tory Gang Sink'? Easy – to the ground zero sump level of the swamp - with all the other corrupt, bottom-feeding coprophagiacs.
The Nasty Party's not-fit-for-purpose Slime Munster, Toxic Terry Mayhem - founder of the St Juliana's Chlamydia Club - imprudently stated for the Hansard public record during a House of Conmans Q & A session that – in her unqualified opinion – "Broken Britain is proud of its diabolical role in the creation of the rogue state of Isra-Hell, and we shall mark the centenary with lots of kosher fireworks and bunting – and keep supplying Mr Nuttyahoo and his IDF thugs with even more armaments to smite their myriad foes" – neurotically defending the centennial of the notorious Balfour Declaration that sanctioned the Ashkenazi 'Jews of convenience' Zionist criminal endeavour of stealing Palestine from under the feet of the rightful Palestinian inhabitants.
Hmmm, typical Tory shite – celebrating Britain’s vital role in creating a 'Promised Land' home for God's Chosen People – on some other poor fucker's historic abode - with Terry Maybot scheduled to welcome and hold hands with the scandalised, criminally insane Israeli Likit Party PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, at a Royal Albert Hall event organized by the Balfour 100 Ltd group - formerly the United Christian Zionist Alliance for Kissing Israel's Ass.
That might be the muddled Maybot's sentiment on the matter but it is not the opinion of the common herd – nor any fucker and their dog with two ounces of common sense and a moral conscience regarding human rights and acts of blatant injustice.
In fact we consider this Balfour Declaration letter's implementation - a Zionist wish list 'done n dusted' accomplishment - an insult to the collective intelligence of all right-thinking humanists globally – which demonstrates the contemptible aversion of moral judgement on the parts of both Arthur Balfour, Wally Rothshite and the Zionist cabal.
Yet why the fuck is this 100 year old despicable colonial era letter / document / 'declaration' – (scribed by Balfour - actually Milner & Amery - back in 1917 at the insistence of Lord Wally Rothshite and the International Zionist Congress) - being celebrated is, in and of itself, a conundrum as Israel wasn't established in its current racist, apartheid state format - or recognised as such by the corruption-ridden / Zionist-infested United Nations until 1948 – some 31 years later – following years of anti-British subversive military actions attacks (Google King David Hotel) by the Zionist Stern Gang, Irgun and Haganah terrorist groups.
Why now? At a wild guess - probably as a distraction tactic - to take the common herd's focus off the Tory's fucked up, 'no idea' Brexit negotiations with the intransigent Brussels-based EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy.
However, the infamous Declaration was not quite the one-off letter purportedly drafted by Nonceland-born and bred Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour over after dinner brandy and cigars with Lord Rothshite, but a work in progress from July 1917 – the date of the first Balfour draft – followed later that same month by Wicked Wally Rothshite's personal draft – with the original edited by Balfour in August to include the Rothshite / Zionist Congress / Chosen People / Promised Land wish list ('Nile to Euphrates') formula amendments.
This latter draft was ripped up and binned – then reworked by Alfred Milner at the end of August – and too subsequently amended as the Milner / Amery draft of October 1917 – eyeballed and okayed by US President Woodworm Wilson (Que? WTF?) - then finally, and under piqued duress, accepted by Balfour and Rothshite on the 2nd November as the official, government-approved version.
Now, as to the semantic content of the Declaration's final draft: 'His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine .........' er - specifically the Muslim Palestinian goyim community.
Hmmm, so that one didn't work out too well, now did it? Much the same as every fucking thing the end of Empire / post-Colonial British bureaucrats put their incompetent, meddling hands to.
As to the architects of this Declaration - whose origins and content shall go down in the annals of infamy – all overseen by Prime Minister David 'The Goat' Lloyd-George and directly expedited by Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour – a man described by friends and family alike as an egotistical control freak – and viewed by political associates as being wicked and immoral. The type of person that someone of uncharitable mind might well refer to as a 'cunt'.
Then we had Lord Walter Rothshite – pro-Zionist Ashkenazi Jew and scion of the usurious Khazar Kosher Nostra bankster cartel.
Instructed by Lloyd-George to 'keep an eye on these scrotes' – war cabinet member Alfred Milner - and later parliamentary under-secretary Leo Amery - scrutinised the drafts to edit and amend, then composed the final Declaration document for Balfour to put his moniker on.
For the record all involved were a pick n mix melange of Zionist stooges and shills – with Balfour beholden to the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate for his social and political career advancement – and Leo Amery a crypto-Jew and Zionist – who also mentored arch Russian immigrant / terror merchant Ze'ev Jabotinsky and covertly backed the formation of his Jewish Legion in Palestine.
Fer fuck's sake, the hapless Palestinians never stood a chance from Day One - as the Declaration gave the future Israeli thugsters a green light for total occupation via the route of forced evictions, land grabs and illegal settlements – all complemented with a side order of human rights abuses and repetitive war crime atrocities – as they move with stealth to achieve the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / Greater Israel agenda – stretching from their own self-declared 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.
Yep, as the old adage goes: 'some fucker's gain is another fucker's loss'.
In April Foreign Secretary Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense informed gutter press hacks that "We've no intention of apologizing for Arthur Balfour's letter to Wally Rothshite - and are proud of our role in creating a never-ending homeless refugee situation for millions of Muslim Semite Palestinians. Our only remaining task is to encourage moves toward peace by achieving a Final Solution to Israel's Palestinian problem - and getting the useless eater Arab scum to vacate the West Bank and move elsewhere."
Opposition Trotskyist Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has returned his personalised Downing Street 'Balfour Day' celebration invite with a nasty brown skidmark across the RSVP section – and informed one press hack from the Kikesters Gazette that "This Balfour Declaration was an act of betrayal and its anniversary should prompt sombre reflection on a shameful episode in British history – much the same as Chamberlain and Munich – and Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath signing our once-sceptred isle's sovereign soul away to the Brussels control freaks and EUSSR Federation."
Thought for the day. So, will you be joining hands with the Nasty Party Friends of Israel clowns to 'celebrate' the fact Zionist agents were embedded in the British government a century ago – (much the same as today) – giving away some other hapless fuckers country to a bunch of foreign immigrant types – who had a greedy 'pound of flesh' eye set on a campaign of ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide to rid the land of its rightful occupants?
A pity the likes of Terry Mayhem and her Nasty Party Tory gang – (for that matter include the Labour and Lib-Dum party's Friends of Israel Club memberships too) – pull the selective memory trick to excuse the fact Lloyd George's coalition government of 1917 was, by way of this venal Balfour Declaration - responsible for the establishment of a nuclear-armed rogue terrorist camp posing as a nation state – who, following their 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks on America - today are the source of all criminal mischief in and around the Middle East – hell bent on a policy of military aggression - via their sycophant US / Arab proxies - to maintain their current regional military hegemony and achieve this warped expansionist 'lebensraum' (breathing space) Greater Israel wet dream fantasy.
And that is the Zionist camp of today. Fronting a facade of the Mid-East's sole democracy and having the world's most moral army – while arrogantly flaunting 230-plus United Nations resolutions condemning their racist policies, illegal land grabs, human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the heads of their hapless Palestinian victims – trapped in the military-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip enclave – besieged behind Israel's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet .
What blatant 'in yer face' chutzpah hypocrisy and guff.
To wit, celebrating this Balfour Declaration centennial fiasco is on a par with Remembrance Day and sporting blood-coloured poppies – and spouting the hypocrisy-ridden 'Lest we forget' faux patriotism mantra. And WTF have we done since 1918? Had another world war 1939 -1945 – then Korea and on and on with a ruthless neo-colonial determination – and we're still at it – in Syria and on a shitload more covert fields of conflict spread across the globe.
Lest we forget. What sophistry. We forgot – and keep forgetting.
Doubtless any goy fucker and their dog – moi included for scribing this hit piece – who doesn't subserviently kowtow to the centennial celebratory occasion and castigates the Balfour Declaration as yet another of the legion of classical mistakes any British government ever made – will be smeared with the Israeli crime state's anti-Semitic broad brush – and pilloried with a double helping of Holohoax denial censure.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Okay, first off, to answer the sub-banner headline subject question: How Low Can the Tory Gang Sink'? Easy – to the ground zero sump level of the swamp - with all the other corrupt, bottom-feeding coprophagiacs.
The Nasty Party's not-fit-for-purpose Slime Munster, Toxic Terry Mayhem - founder of the St Juliana's Chlamydia Club - imprudently stated for the Hansard public record during a House of Conmans Q & A session that – in her unqualified opinion – "Broken Britain is proud of its diabolical role in the creation of the rogue state of Isra-Hell, and we shall mark the centenary with lots of kosher fireworks and bunting – and keep supplying Mr Nuttyahoo and his IDF thugs with even more armaments to smite their myriad foes" – neurotically defending the centennial of the notorious Balfour Declaration that sanctioned the Ashkenazi 'Jews of convenience' Zionist criminal endeavour of stealing Palestine from under the feet of the rightful Palestinian inhabitants.
Hmmm, typical Tory shite – celebrating Britain’s vital role in creating a 'Promised Land' home for God's Chosen People – on some other poor fucker's historic abode - with Terry Maybot scheduled to welcome and hold hands with the scandalised, criminally insane Israeli Likit Party PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, at a Royal Albert Hall event organized by the Balfour 100 Ltd group - formerly the United Christian Zionist Alliance for Kissing Israel's Ass.
That might be the muddled Maybot's sentiment on the matter but it is not the opinion of the common herd – nor any fucker and their dog with two ounces of common sense and a moral conscience regarding human rights and acts of blatant injustice.
In fact we consider this Balfour Declaration letter's implementation - a Zionist wish list 'done n dusted' accomplishment - an insult to the collective intelligence of all right-thinking humanists globally – which demonstrates the contemptible aversion of moral judgement on the parts of both Arthur Balfour, Wally Rothshite and the Zionist cabal.
Yet why the fuck is this 100 year old despicable colonial era letter / document / 'declaration' – (scribed by Balfour - actually Milner & Amery - back in 1917 at the insistence of Lord Wally Rothshite and the International Zionist Congress) - being celebrated is, in and of itself, a conundrum as Israel wasn't established in its current racist, apartheid state format - or recognised as such by the corruption-ridden / Zionist-infested United Nations until 1948 – some 31 years later – following years of anti-British subversive military actions attacks (Google King David Hotel) by the Zionist Stern Gang, Irgun and Haganah terrorist groups.
Why now? At a wild guess - probably as a distraction tactic - to take the common herd's focus off the Tory's fucked up, 'no idea' Brexit negotiations with the intransigent Brussels-based EUSSR kleptocrat hierarchy.
However, the infamous Declaration was not quite the one-off letter purportedly drafted by Nonceland-born and bred Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour over after dinner brandy and cigars with Lord Rothshite, but a work in progress from July 1917 – the date of the first Balfour draft – followed later that same month by Wicked Wally Rothshite's personal draft – with the original edited by Balfour in August to include the Rothshite / Zionist Congress / Chosen People / Promised Land wish list ('Nile to Euphrates') formula amendments.
This latter draft was ripped up and binned – then reworked by Alfred Milner at the end of August – and too subsequently amended as the Milner / Amery draft of October 1917 – eyeballed and okayed by US President Woodworm Wilson (Que? WTF?) - then finally, and under piqued duress, accepted by Balfour and Rothshite on the 2nd November as the official, government-approved version.
Now, as to the semantic content of the Declaration's final draft: 'His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine .........' er - specifically the Muslim Palestinian goyim community.
Hmmm, so that one didn't work out too well, now did it? Much the same as every fucking thing the end of Empire / post-Colonial British bureaucrats put their incompetent, meddling hands to.
As to the architects of this Declaration - whose origins and content shall go down in the annals of infamy – all overseen by Prime Minister David 'The Goat' Lloyd-George and directly expedited by Foreign Secretary Arthur Balfour – a man described by friends and family alike as an egotistical control freak – and viewed by political associates as being wicked and immoral. The type of person that someone of uncharitable mind might well refer to as a 'cunt'.
Then we had Lord Walter Rothshite – pro-Zionist Ashkenazi Jew and scion of the usurious Khazar Kosher Nostra bankster cartel.
Instructed by Lloyd-George to 'keep an eye on these scrotes' – war cabinet member Alfred Milner - and later parliamentary under-secretary Leo Amery - scrutinised the drafts to edit and amend, then composed the final Declaration document for Balfour to put his moniker on.
For the record all involved were a pick n mix melange of Zionist stooges and shills – with Balfour beholden to the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate for his social and political career advancement – and Leo Amery a crypto-Jew and Zionist – who also mentored arch Russian immigrant / terror merchant Ze'ev Jabotinsky and covertly backed the formation of his Jewish Legion in Palestine.
Fer fuck's sake, the hapless Palestinians never stood a chance from Day One - as the Declaration gave the future Israeli thugsters a green light for total occupation via the route of forced evictions, land grabs and illegal settlements – all complemented with a side order of human rights abuses and repetitive war crime atrocities – as they move with stealth to achieve the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / Greater Israel agenda – stretching from their own self-declared 'brook of the Nile to the Euphrates'.
Yep, as the old adage goes: 'some fucker's gain is another fucker's loss'.
In April Foreign Secretary Bonkers Boris al Pasha Attaturk Nonsense informed gutter press hacks that "We've no intention of apologizing for Arthur Balfour's letter to Wally Rothshite - and are proud of our role in creating a never-ending homeless refugee situation for millions of Muslim Semite Palestinians. Our only remaining task is to encourage moves toward peace by achieving a Final Solution to Israel's Palestinian problem - and getting the useless eater Arab scum to vacate the West Bank and move elsewhere."
Opposition Trotskyist Party leader Jeremy Corbyn has returned his personalised Downing Street 'Balfour Day' celebration invite with a nasty brown skidmark across the RSVP section – and informed one press hack from the Kikesters Gazette that "This Balfour Declaration was an act of betrayal and its anniversary should prompt sombre reflection on a shameful episode in British history – much the same as Chamberlain and Munich – and Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath signing our once-sceptred isle's sovereign soul away to the Brussels control freaks and EUSSR Federation."
Thought for the day. So, will you be joining hands with the Nasty Party Friends of Israel clowns to 'celebrate' the fact Zionist agents were embedded in the British government a century ago – (much the same as today) – giving away some other hapless fuckers country to a bunch of foreign immigrant types – who had a greedy 'pound of flesh' eye set on a campaign of ethnic cleansing and slow cook genocide to rid the land of its rightful occupants?
A pity the likes of Terry Mayhem and her Nasty Party Tory gang – (for that matter include the Labour and Lib-Dum party's Friends of Israel Club memberships too) – pull the selective memory trick to excuse the fact Lloyd George's coalition government of 1917 was, by way of this venal Balfour Declaration - responsible for the establishment of a nuclear-armed rogue terrorist camp posing as a nation state – who, following their 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks on America - today are the source of all criminal mischief in and around the Middle East – hell bent on a policy of military aggression - via their sycophant US / Arab proxies - to maintain their current regional military hegemony and achieve this warped expansionist 'lebensraum' (breathing space) Greater Israel wet dream fantasy.
And that is the Zionist camp of today. Fronting a facade of the Mid-East's sole democracy and having the world's most moral army – while arrogantly flaunting 230-plus United Nations resolutions condemning their racist policies, illegal land grabs, human rights abuses and war crimes visited on the heads of their hapless Palestinian victims – trapped in the military-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip enclave – besieged behind Israel's Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet .
What blatant 'in yer face' chutzpah hypocrisy and guff.
To wit, celebrating this Balfour Declaration centennial fiasco is on a par with Remembrance Day and sporting blood-coloured poppies – and spouting the hypocrisy-ridden 'Lest we forget' faux patriotism mantra. And WTF have we done since 1918? Had another world war 1939 -1945 – then Korea and on and on with a ruthless neo-colonial determination – and we're still at it – in Syria and on a shitload more covert fields of conflict spread across the globe.
Lest we forget. What sophistry. We forgot – and keep forgetting.
Doubtless any goy fucker and their dog – moi included for scribing this hit piece – who doesn't subserviently kowtow to the centennial celebratory occasion and castigates the Balfour Declaration as yet another of the legion of classical mistakes any British government ever made – will be smeared with the Israeli crime state's anti-Semitic broad brush – and pilloried with a double helping of Holohoax denial censure.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Monday, 16 October 2017
Brexit Betrayers Burning Midnight Oil
Once again, the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering counter-culture hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The gospel according to this morning's Biased Broadcasting Corp UK political section headlines, Broken Britain's defeatist 'Terrified Terry' Maybot – forearmed with a bag of cough sweeties - is heading to Brussels to kiss some EUSSR hierarchy pork barrel ass - in a futile attempt to break the defeatist-termed 'deadlock' viz Brussels toxic compliance demands regarding the fucked up Brexit negotiations.
Conversely, the 'heartbeat-on-the-street' is unequivocal that the best way to deal with Brussels' unelected corporatocracy stooges is to offer up sweet bugger all and tell them to go 'FOESAD' ( fuck off, eat shit and die) as this flaky fascist federation has been leeching off us for too long - and we are sick to the back teeth of being their compliant cash cow.
The meeting, with chief negotiator Michel Barnfowl and Commission chief Jean-Claude Wancker, comes days after the same pair of tossers opined to press hacks that talks were deadlocked due Broken Britain's reluctance to simply hand over £100 billion nicker in a divorce settlement fee, remain part of the single market and under the joint jackboots of the EUSSR corruption-ridden Customs Union and European Court of Injustice.
Cabinet office loose lips gossip also let slip that the gutless Brexit Secretary, David 'Cream Puff' Davis, will join the Maybot for the 'negotiations stalemate' meeting, ahead of this week's summit of the EUSSR's Exploitation Committee.
The Nasty Party Prime Monster is vying to end this nagging stalemate over the principal three critical phase topics for negotiation. Specifically the amount of compo' that Brussels claims Broken Britain must pay to leave the EUSSR Federation; the future rights of the EUSSR's scrounging economic migrants squatting in the UK - and should Parliament have Costain's build a Great Wall of Ulster to mark the Northern Ireland border.
The EUSSR's 50-seat Round Table corporate oligarchs have mandated that until sufficient progress is made on these three items - and their coffers are topped off with silver - they will instruct the Brussels-based Commissioners to continue refusing to discuss post-Brexit relations.
Brussels piss-head top dog Jean-Claude Drunkard added that the Brexit process would take longer than was initially projected - blaming delays on Broken Britain's failure to simply cough up the billions of £££ pounds in divorce compo' that the money-grubbing Brussels kleptocrats are demanding.
However, Tory MP John Deadwood has urged Terry Mayhem that in light of the death of common sense on Brussels part, to tell Jean-Claude Drunkard and the rest of his scrounging technocrats to go fuck a pig regarding the zillion £££ divorce settlement - predicting an 11th hour stand-down on their part to reach a free trade deal with the UK before we co-opt for a World Trade Organisation agreement with the rest of the known Universe.
But pro-EUSSR former Nasty Party chancellor – (and alleged kiddie fiddler) - Ken 'Groper' Clarke went into whingeing Remoaner mode, casting a dark spell on the Maybot's trip – claiming Brexit under any terms would have a catastrophic effect on the UK economy if we cease to be 'a province' of the EUSSR Federation.
Que? WTF? The Tory government have had what might well be termed 'a catastrophic effect' on Broken Britain's economy since they got elected in 2010 and put the Femdom submissive / coke-snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne in charge of the public piggy bank.
Really, if this entire Brexit pantomime isn't farcical enough already, together with Labour's Chris Leslie, 'Groper' Ken is attempting to subvert the government's key Brexit bill – to modify the 'two year' transition period proposed by Terry Mayhem in Florence into an embarrassing, 'still-no-end-in-sight' comedy of errors.
Hmmm, about time the Groper actually switched sides and went to sit on the opposition Labour benches with the Corbynite Remainiacs – right next to Keir Stammerer perhaps - where all treacherous House of Conmans scum belong.
These dishonest House of Conmans motherfucking MPs – coerced by the EUSSR commissars and treacherous elements in our own British society pushing their Remainiac dynamic – with this two year 'negotiations period – and now Terry Maybot's Florence speech commitment of an extra two year transitional period – to 2021 – have slipped the catch on Pandora's Box - and the Brussels hierarchy toasts the death of common sense and logic - further tempting them to keep tipping the lid - until shit and hellfire breaks loose – morphing into an all-out war, that bodes well for no-one – or their dog – which has the potential to see Hope too devoured by the loosed demons of anarchy and socio-political rebellion.
If it is going to come down to a Deal / No Deal scenario then why are we fucking around appointing a bungling, craven clown like Davis to expedite the negotiations when we can have the practiced hand of Noel Edmonds to conduct the Brexit haggling process – with his Bankster pal on the other end of the hotline advising 'Pay the scrounging bastards fuck all'.
On the gutter press and goggle box media front the Remainiac Judas crew are as active as the Westminster 'treasonite' factions - with Rachel 'Mugwump' Nonsense – the Orc-ugly blonde moment sister of ex-London Mayor Bonkers BoJo Nonsense – demanding MP's ignore the democratic will of the people and force a Parliamentary vote to stay under Brussels EUSSR Federation jackboot.
This post-menopausal anti-Brexit troll – an over-rated Big Issue press hackette and member of the born loser Lib-Dum Party, has, as Bonkers Boris himself declared - lost her marbles - and spewing fascist crap venom is a likely comrade to join hands with that Third World Remoaning bitter bitch immigrant broomstick merchant, Gina 'Fascist Scum' Miller – along with the geriatric fungus-featured anti-democratic Jonathan Lynn – a senile, shirt-lifting Thespian faggot who harbours a bitter distaste for the will of We, the People - and knows better than 17:4 million Brits. In Lynn's worthless 'pink' opinion the Brexit referendum was meaningless – yet presents a looming disaster for Broken Britain.
Oh yes, along with Rachel Mugwump and Gina Miller, another suitable case for treatment in Arkham Asylum. The geriatric onanist tosspot then went on to say that the lack of wars in Europe since 1945 was down to the success of the festering cesspit of graft and corruption known as the EUSSR Federation - (nothing to do with international free trade or the UN?).
Bullshit – was the stupid old twat taking an extended Irish power nap while the civil war and purposely planned political partitioning of Yugoslavia was in play?
Next up for castigation are arch-Remainiacs Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond and the train fare dodging / coke snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – for plotting to sabotage Brexit over a lobster lunch.
Yep, this isn't simply Worstminster tittle-tattle – but a true blue jibber jabber anti-Brexit conspiracy during their lobster thermidore nosh-up at Twatt's restaurant in Chelsea's Sloane Square. Just round the corner, in fact, from naughty Natalie Rowe's (Osborne's BD/SM Dominatrix) botty-smacking torture chambers in Mad Max Mosley Memorial Gardens.
Aside from Downing Street being 'fucking furious' over Hammond’s schoolboy naive handling and obtuse approach to Brexit - plus recent saboteur comments he wasn't forking out funds on a 'no-deal' negotiations scenario, Number 10 insiders confided that Osborne and Terry Mayhem can't bear to be in the same room together – especially so since the spoiled brat Osborne publicly stated he has a personal vendetta against the PM for firing his useless arse – telling all and sundry he won't rest until the Maybot is 'chopped up in bags in his freezer - for dog food'.
To add further insult to injury, the IQ-deficient Osborne is now widely suspected of co-ordinating opposition to Brexit from outside Government – as editor of London's give-away freebie Evening Shite gutter press tabloid – whose primary uses is split between sub-standard bedding insulation for the poor fuckers rendered homeless through Osborne's austerity measures – and being hung on a nail behind the crapper door – as 'read n wipe' bog paper.
While on the subject of Brexit traitors let's not overlook the House of Conmans spendthrift Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, who failed to engage brain before opening gob and asserted that there is no obligation on Parliament to accept any future Brexit deal - as the result of the referendum is only advisory and not binding - (ignoring the obvious issue of this being anti-democratic).
Same applies with the Sturgeon's Scottish Nonce Party fascists – this awkward moronic clot wants independence from Worstmonster 'and' remain a member of the EUSSR. What bit of the definition of 'independence' doesn't the dozy scrote understand?
Hmmm, the cognoscenti among us might recall that prior to the EUSSR referendum there was a Parliamentary debate viz the referendum process in which both sides, Leave and Remain MPs, accepted that the result of the referendum would be unconditionally accepted by all - winners and losers alike - and that the result would be binding on Parliament - which would proceed to implement the People's decision - exercised via fair democratic vote in the Brexit referendum.
Now, due the fact the Tory's were blind-sided by their own naive pro-EUSSR bullshit and the wholly unpredicted Leave victory, certain bitter Remainiacs have chosen to ignore this agreement and act anti-democratically in trying to overturn the result, at their peril.
Thus the anti-Brexit stance of the Parliamentary Remainiacs coupled with the same sentiments of corrupt Shitehall mandarins is enough of a slap in the face to our ballot box democracy and the will of the people – but when the cabinet is split down the middle on the issue and gobshite ministers with their own power-hungry agendas who voted Remain are involved and attempting to subvert the Brexit negotiations then that's enough to shake the fair play Democracy Rules faith of even the most blindly optimistic sectors of our sick society.
Government agreements don't work in modern Britain. The losing side simply ignores the result if it doesn't go their way, as was the case with the Edinburgh Agreement.
Democracy is sick in the UK and our once-sceptred isle is ruled by a clique of left-liberal Globalist elitist Dildobergers – arbiters of a live or die factor over the common herd – who force their agenda on the public in violation of our expressed democratic passions
To wit, any government that implements the repression, arrest, prosecution and imprisonment of those that disagree with its questionable policies (fracking, for one) – both domestic and foreign, or hinders and subverts the common herd's majority vote ballot box will – as per the Brexit referendum - is definitely not a government of the People.
Our historic 'covenant' with elected Parliamentary representatives – all 650 of the fuckers – is that they respect and act on the majority will of We, the People – and not that of some fascist control freak foreign entity – specifically the Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy.
Yet a certain subversive sector of these fuckers have an inordinate sway over the common herd's perceived democratic ballot power if they can ignore the Brexit Leave result to conspire as – and with - the paid agents of a foreign power – specifically the corporatocracy oligarchs that crack the whip which makes Brussels EUSSR unelected commissioners jump.
And the same 'reptiles' fit perfectly into the taxonomical slot of pathological deceivers - empathy-deficient psychopaths in gestation - with the philosophy of 'ego and self-interest' predominant in their fucked up grey cranial matter, where any semblance of duty of care concerning the collective welfare their useless eating, common herd constituents is concerned. Their behaviour more at criminally treasonous than reprehensible.
Mayhap the time is ripening to revisit the events of 1653 - the abolition of this factious, corrupt Parliament and the appointment of a Great Protector - in the vein of Cromwell.
One possible compromise to total revolution would be to evict the unelected meddling Vermin in Ermine scroungers from the Upper House of Frauds, sack all incumbent MPs, abolish – more at outlaw - the Tory, Labour, Lib-Dum. UKIP, Greens, Pinks, Browns, Independents, Pancake Tuesday Adventist parties – the lot – the entire corrupt shebang - and form a single political unit to sit in a greatly culled Parliament – a number of 100 and no more - selected on merit by their own canny and critical constituents – who will expedite the Will of the People - for a fair salary.
Further to this any MP or cabinet minister caught fornicating with a foreign government, corporate lobbyist or gutter press hack scum (Hammond / Osborne / lobster lunches – who paid?) be expelled from their post.
In fact enact legislation that any lobbyist espied trespassing within the borough of Westminster be shot on sight by the Met Plod Squad's Parliamentary Protection Unit.
Ah well – in a perfect world ........ But in a perfect world the Met's blue uniformed duffers would employ greater industry in collaring Jolly Jihad Islamists 'before' they consummated their false flag terrorist atrocities on the heads of hapless and innocent civilian types.
Little chance of that ever manifesting when they scrape together the splattered bits of some manky Muslim suicide bomber and declare with gusto "We've got him'.
Yep, with a Scotland Yard statement to the public demographic today (16/10/17) declaring that due budget cutbacks (£400 zillion quid) Plod Squad investigations have to be prioritised – hence such crimes as shoplifting, burglary and kiddie fiddling complaints will be ignored.
Thus goes any chance of these same clowns ever arresting a living brother Masonic member of the paedophile-infested elitist ruling establishment.
Thought for the day. Brexit made easy.
Britain's 1688 Bill of Rights states unequivocally that sovereignty can never be surrendered to a foreign power - except in the circumstance of a defeat in war – as per 1066.
Thus the 1972 European Communities Act and all Common Market / EEC / EUSSR bullshit treaties signed by the child molesting Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath are illegal - hence null and void.
Good, fuck the Brexit divorce bill – no deal sounds great – they need us more than we need them – and a cliff edge 'extreme sports' bye-bye sounds even better - exhilarating in fact.
So let's go at it with a sense of adventure – straight over the top like lemmings – knowing this truth or dare plunge will result in a comfy cushion landing.
For fuck's sake, Britain – before exchanging the prefix Great for Broken – established an empire that the sun never set on – so if we can do that then I reckon we've the nuance, acumen and resilience to make a go of it without the graft n corruption-ridden control freak kleptocrat jobsworths in Brussels telling us what to do – and how to do it.
Okay, last but not least - are the BBC aware that it's actually the Tory Nasty Party that are in power and not Corbyn's Trotskyite Labour commissars?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The gospel according to this morning's Biased Broadcasting Corp UK political section headlines, Broken Britain's defeatist 'Terrified Terry' Maybot – forearmed with a bag of cough sweeties - is heading to Brussels to kiss some EUSSR hierarchy pork barrel ass - in a futile attempt to break the defeatist-termed 'deadlock' viz Brussels toxic compliance demands regarding the fucked up Brexit negotiations.
Conversely, the 'heartbeat-on-the-street' is unequivocal that the best way to deal with Brussels' unelected corporatocracy stooges is to offer up sweet bugger all and tell them to go 'FOESAD' ( fuck off, eat shit and die) as this flaky fascist federation has been leeching off us for too long - and we are sick to the back teeth of being their compliant cash cow.
The meeting, with chief negotiator Michel Barnfowl and Commission chief Jean-Claude Wancker, comes days after the same pair of tossers opined to press hacks that talks were deadlocked due Broken Britain's reluctance to simply hand over £100 billion nicker in a divorce settlement fee, remain part of the single market and under the joint jackboots of the EUSSR corruption-ridden Customs Union and European Court of Injustice.
Cabinet office loose lips gossip also let slip that the gutless Brexit Secretary, David 'Cream Puff' Davis, will join the Maybot for the 'negotiations stalemate' meeting, ahead of this week's summit of the EUSSR's Exploitation Committee.
The Nasty Party Prime Monster is vying to end this nagging stalemate over the principal three critical phase topics for negotiation. Specifically the amount of compo' that Brussels claims Broken Britain must pay to leave the EUSSR Federation; the future rights of the EUSSR's scrounging economic migrants squatting in the UK - and should Parliament have Costain's build a Great Wall of Ulster to mark the Northern Ireland border.
The EUSSR's 50-seat Round Table corporate oligarchs have mandated that until sufficient progress is made on these three items - and their coffers are topped off with silver - they will instruct the Brussels-based Commissioners to continue refusing to discuss post-Brexit relations.
Brussels piss-head top dog Jean-Claude Drunkard added that the Brexit process would take longer than was initially projected - blaming delays on Broken Britain's failure to simply cough up the billions of £££ pounds in divorce compo' that the money-grubbing Brussels kleptocrats are demanding.
However, Tory MP John Deadwood has urged Terry Mayhem that in light of the death of common sense on Brussels part, to tell Jean-Claude Drunkard and the rest of his scrounging technocrats to go fuck a pig regarding the zillion £££ divorce settlement - predicting an 11th hour stand-down on their part to reach a free trade deal with the UK before we co-opt for a World Trade Organisation agreement with the rest of the known Universe.
But pro-EUSSR former Nasty Party chancellor – (and alleged kiddie fiddler) - Ken 'Groper' Clarke went into whingeing Remoaner mode, casting a dark spell on the Maybot's trip – claiming Brexit under any terms would have a catastrophic effect on the UK economy if we cease to be 'a province' of the EUSSR Federation.
Que? WTF? The Tory government have had what might well be termed 'a catastrophic effect' on Broken Britain's economy since they got elected in 2010 and put the Femdom submissive / coke-snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne in charge of the public piggy bank.
Really, if this entire Brexit pantomime isn't farcical enough already, together with Labour's Chris Leslie, 'Groper' Ken is attempting to subvert the government's key Brexit bill – to modify the 'two year' transition period proposed by Terry Mayhem in Florence into an embarrassing, 'still-no-end-in-sight' comedy of errors.
Hmmm, about time the Groper actually switched sides and went to sit on the opposition Labour benches with the Corbynite Remainiacs – right next to Keir Stammerer perhaps - where all treacherous House of Conmans scum belong.
These dishonest House of Conmans motherfucking MPs – coerced by the EUSSR commissars and treacherous elements in our own British society pushing their Remainiac dynamic – with this two year 'negotiations period – and now Terry Maybot's Florence speech commitment of an extra two year transitional period – to 2021 – have slipped the catch on Pandora's Box - and the Brussels hierarchy toasts the death of common sense and logic - further tempting them to keep tipping the lid - until shit and hellfire breaks loose – morphing into an all-out war, that bodes well for no-one – or their dog – which has the potential to see Hope too devoured by the loosed demons of anarchy and socio-political rebellion.
If it is going to come down to a Deal / No Deal scenario then why are we fucking around appointing a bungling, craven clown like Davis to expedite the negotiations when we can have the practiced hand of Noel Edmonds to conduct the Brexit haggling process – with his Bankster pal on the other end of the hotline advising 'Pay the scrounging bastards fuck all'.
On the gutter press and goggle box media front the Remainiac Judas crew are as active as the Westminster 'treasonite' factions - with Rachel 'Mugwump' Nonsense – the Orc-ugly blonde moment sister of ex-London Mayor Bonkers BoJo Nonsense – demanding MP's ignore the democratic will of the people and force a Parliamentary vote to stay under Brussels EUSSR Federation jackboot.
This post-menopausal anti-Brexit troll – an over-rated Big Issue press hackette and member of the born loser Lib-Dum Party, has, as Bonkers Boris himself declared - lost her marbles - and spewing fascist crap venom is a likely comrade to join hands with that Third World Remoaning bitter bitch immigrant broomstick merchant, Gina 'Fascist Scum' Miller – along with the geriatric fungus-featured anti-democratic Jonathan Lynn – a senile, shirt-lifting Thespian faggot who harbours a bitter distaste for the will of We, the People - and knows better than 17:4 million Brits. In Lynn's worthless 'pink' opinion the Brexit referendum was meaningless – yet presents a looming disaster for Broken Britain.
Oh yes, along with Rachel Mugwump and Gina Miller, another suitable case for treatment in Arkham Asylum. The geriatric onanist tosspot then went on to say that the lack of wars in Europe since 1945 was down to the success of the festering cesspit of graft and corruption known as the EUSSR Federation - (nothing to do with international free trade or the UN?).
Bullshit – was the stupid old twat taking an extended Irish power nap while the civil war and purposely planned political partitioning of Yugoslavia was in play?
Next up for castigation are arch-Remainiacs Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond and the train fare dodging / coke snorting Gideon 'Spankies' Osborne – for plotting to sabotage Brexit over a lobster lunch.
Yep, this isn't simply Worstminster tittle-tattle – but a true blue jibber jabber anti-Brexit conspiracy during their lobster thermidore nosh-up at Twatt's restaurant in Chelsea's Sloane Square. Just round the corner, in fact, from naughty Natalie Rowe's (Osborne's BD/SM Dominatrix) botty-smacking torture chambers in Mad Max Mosley Memorial Gardens.
Aside from Downing Street being 'fucking furious' over Hammond’s schoolboy naive handling and obtuse approach to Brexit - plus recent saboteur comments he wasn't forking out funds on a 'no-deal' negotiations scenario, Number 10 insiders confided that Osborne and Terry Mayhem can't bear to be in the same room together – especially so since the spoiled brat Osborne publicly stated he has a personal vendetta against the PM for firing his useless arse – telling all and sundry he won't rest until the Maybot is 'chopped up in bags in his freezer - for dog food'.
To add further insult to injury, the IQ-deficient Osborne is now widely suspected of co-ordinating opposition to Brexit from outside Government – as editor of London's give-away freebie Evening Shite gutter press tabloid – whose primary uses is split between sub-standard bedding insulation for the poor fuckers rendered homeless through Osborne's austerity measures – and being hung on a nail behind the crapper door – as 'read n wipe' bog paper.
While on the subject of Brexit traitors let's not overlook the House of Conmans spendthrift Speaker, John 'Shortarse' Bercow, who failed to engage brain before opening gob and asserted that there is no obligation on Parliament to accept any future Brexit deal - as the result of the referendum is only advisory and not binding - (ignoring the obvious issue of this being anti-democratic).
Same applies with the Sturgeon's Scottish Nonce Party fascists – this awkward moronic clot wants independence from Worstmonster 'and' remain a member of the EUSSR. What bit of the definition of 'independence' doesn't the dozy scrote understand?
Hmmm, the cognoscenti among us might recall that prior to the EUSSR referendum there was a Parliamentary debate viz the referendum process in which both sides, Leave and Remain MPs, accepted that the result of the referendum would be unconditionally accepted by all - winners and losers alike - and that the result would be binding on Parliament - which would proceed to implement the People's decision - exercised via fair democratic vote in the Brexit referendum.
Now, due the fact the Tory's were blind-sided by their own naive pro-EUSSR bullshit and the wholly unpredicted Leave victory, certain bitter Remainiacs have chosen to ignore this agreement and act anti-democratically in trying to overturn the result, at their peril.
Thus the anti-Brexit stance of the Parliamentary Remainiacs coupled with the same sentiments of corrupt Shitehall mandarins is enough of a slap in the face to our ballot box democracy and the will of the people – but when the cabinet is split down the middle on the issue and gobshite ministers with their own power-hungry agendas who voted Remain are involved and attempting to subvert the Brexit negotiations then that's enough to shake the fair play Democracy Rules faith of even the most blindly optimistic sectors of our sick society.
Government agreements don't work in modern Britain. The losing side simply ignores the result if it doesn't go their way, as was the case with the Edinburgh Agreement.
Democracy is sick in the UK and our once-sceptred isle is ruled by a clique of left-liberal Globalist elitist Dildobergers – arbiters of a live or die factor over the common herd – who force their agenda on the public in violation of our expressed democratic passions
To wit, any government that implements the repression, arrest, prosecution and imprisonment of those that disagree with its questionable policies (fracking, for one) – both domestic and foreign, or hinders and subverts the common herd's majority vote ballot box will – as per the Brexit referendum - is definitely not a government of the People.
Our historic 'covenant' with elected Parliamentary representatives – all 650 of the fuckers – is that they respect and act on the majority will of We, the People – and not that of some fascist control freak foreign entity – specifically the Brussels-based EUSSR hierarchy.
Yet a certain subversive sector of these fuckers have an inordinate sway over the common herd's perceived democratic ballot power if they can ignore the Brexit Leave result to conspire as – and with - the paid agents of a foreign power – specifically the corporatocracy oligarchs that crack the whip which makes Brussels EUSSR unelected commissioners jump.
And the same 'reptiles' fit perfectly into the taxonomical slot of pathological deceivers - empathy-deficient psychopaths in gestation - with the philosophy of 'ego and self-interest' predominant in their fucked up grey cranial matter, where any semblance of duty of care concerning the collective welfare their useless eating, common herd constituents is concerned. Their behaviour more at criminally treasonous than reprehensible.
Mayhap the time is ripening to revisit the events of 1653 - the abolition of this factious, corrupt Parliament and the appointment of a Great Protector - in the vein of Cromwell.
One possible compromise to total revolution would be to evict the unelected meddling Vermin in Ermine scroungers from the Upper House of Frauds, sack all incumbent MPs, abolish – more at outlaw - the Tory, Labour, Lib-Dum. UKIP, Greens, Pinks, Browns, Independents, Pancake Tuesday Adventist parties – the lot – the entire corrupt shebang - and form a single political unit to sit in a greatly culled Parliament – a number of 100 and no more - selected on merit by their own canny and critical constituents – who will expedite the Will of the People - for a fair salary.
Further to this any MP or cabinet minister caught fornicating with a foreign government, corporate lobbyist or gutter press hack scum (Hammond / Osborne / lobster lunches – who paid?) be expelled from their post.
In fact enact legislation that any lobbyist espied trespassing within the borough of Westminster be shot on sight by the Met Plod Squad's Parliamentary Protection Unit.
Ah well – in a perfect world ........ But in a perfect world the Met's blue uniformed duffers would employ greater industry in collaring Jolly Jihad Islamists 'before' they consummated their false flag terrorist atrocities on the heads of hapless and innocent civilian types.
Little chance of that ever manifesting when they scrape together the splattered bits of some manky Muslim suicide bomber and declare with gusto "We've got him'.
Yep, with a Scotland Yard statement to the public demographic today (16/10/17) declaring that due budget cutbacks (£400 zillion quid) Plod Squad investigations have to be prioritised – hence such crimes as shoplifting, burglary and kiddie fiddling complaints will be ignored.
Thus goes any chance of these same clowns ever arresting a living brother Masonic member of the paedophile-infested elitist ruling establishment.
Thought for the day. Brexit made easy.
Britain's 1688 Bill of Rights states unequivocally that sovereignty can never be surrendered to a foreign power - except in the circumstance of a defeat in war – as per 1066.
Thus the 1972 European Communities Act and all Common Market / EEC / EUSSR bullshit treaties signed by the child molesting Teddy 'Scissorhands' Heath are illegal - hence null and void.
Good, fuck the Brexit divorce bill – no deal sounds great – they need us more than we need them – and a cliff edge 'extreme sports' bye-bye sounds even better - exhilarating in fact.
So let's go at it with a sense of adventure – straight over the top like lemmings – knowing this truth or dare plunge will result in a comfy cushion landing.
For fuck's sake, Britain – before exchanging the prefix Great for Broken – established an empire that the sun never set on – so if we can do that then I reckon we've the nuance, acumen and resilience to make a go of it without the graft n corruption-ridden control freak kleptocrat jobsworths in Brussels telling us what to do – and how to do it.
Okay, last but not least - are the BBC aware that it's actually the Tory Nasty Party that are in power and not Corbyn's Trotskyite Labour commissars?
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Saturday, 7 October 2017
Dark Forces vs UK Paedo Inquiry
In today’s ‘Elitist Kiddie Fiddling Club’ exposé edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our embedded whistle-blowing news correspondent, 'Nurse' Mollie McSkanger, manning the live news Skype smart phone hotline from the 'Enema Room' of the St Sodom's Care Home for Wayward Boys & Girls for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic 'Rh-Neg' bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The 'current' chairwoman of the 'beleaguered' Independent Inquiry into Child Sex Abuse, Prof. Alexis Jaybird - the fourth boss – to date - of the star-crossed historic paedophile probe - this week confided to gutter press hacks from the Kiddie Fiddlers Gazette that establishment oligarch-linked 'dark forces' were hell bent on undermining the scope, credibility and progress of the inquiry.
Ms Jaybird claims that vested interests - comprised of elitist Freemasons, ritual blood sacrifice Satanists, government sexual deviants and establishment patricians – plus a cadre of aristocratic mental case zoophiles and necrophiliac perverts – (collectively, a cabal of unscrupulous degenerates an uncharitable person might refer to as cunts) - were collectively conspiring - with extreme prejudice - to hobble and force the collapse of, and shut down, the jinxed inquiry - in a belated effort to prevent further and evidential public exposure of their depraved, bestial and lecherous paedophile abuse culture of grooming or kidnapping children for paedo sex trafficking networks that reach around the globe and into the upper echelon institutions of our Parliament, along with the palaces and temples of the aristocratic, political / corporate / military spectrum and societal hierarchy.
In an second exclusive interview with the Sprog Bonkers Review, Professor Jaybird revealed "Sinister vested interests are baiting the Plod squad investigators with all manner of red herrings and double McGuffin victim claims to make our sexual abuse inquiry implode and self-destruct."
"There are establishment institutions – including the mainstream media – and specifically the taxpayer-funded Biased Broadcasting Corporation - who regard us as a menace to their cliques' continued criminal pederast activities and would prefer to see us fail - due the fact this inquiry represents such a threat to their vaunted anonymity and the continued status quo of their vile child molesting culture."
"The approach of these apologists, the deniers and naysayers, waving their slander and libel flags, is clearly that of the corrupt spin doctor specialists - seeking balance, consensus, and restoration of trust in the administration, rather than the truth."
Established by the Tory's former Home Secretary, Terry 'Dipshit' Mayhem in 2014, the inquiry kicked off on the wrong foot – not once but twice – with establishment stooge Maybot first appointing a sure bet cover-up merchant, the dementia-ridden Baroness Annie Butler-Sloshed of Whitewash Hall, then acting on public outcry rejection, failed in her attempt to appoint the even more odious and senile Dame Fifi 'Woof-Woof' Wolfsbane of Hemlock-on-the-Hill.
Next up for heading the 'third time unlucky' inquiry was the not fit for purpose transvestite pugilist-featured New Zealand 'chair-troll' – Judge Lowell Goddard – founder of the Kiwi Halitosis Society – a craven dingbat who packed her bags and buggered off back home to an illusory safety in the far-away Antipodes on receipt of the first death threats from the Paedos Anonymous contract killers.
Now the inquiry is finally getting its act together, with a staff of 220 lawyers and investigators applying the 'Chekov's gun' principle while combing through thousands of documents and holding hearings under a 'lucky thirteen' separate headings, including the Catholic and Anglican churches, schools, Whitehall and Westminster Parliament, local authority councils and children’s homes – expending an excess of £20 million quid last year alone – most on the salary and travel expenses of the ill-fated Dame Lowell Goddard.
However, the sex abuse inquiry once again came close to collapse amid now-refuted black propaganda claims that lead counsel Ben Emmerson QC was in the habit of going for long, solitary walks over the moors at night and coming back smelling of wet sheep – unfounded accusations that traduced the inquiry's reputation and cast the entire shebang into a state of crisis and jeopardy - with its credibility seriously undermined.
Ms Jaybird elaborated: "What the deep state desire is a unleaded and fully decaffeinated version of the inquiry's scope. This is why these venal establishment bastards are tossing all manner of false flag distractions and hoax spanners into the works – like smokescreen accusations against that senile old git, Lord Bummy Scumhall and the other iffy Tory shirt lifter, Harvey Proctologist – both a pair of bottom feeding scumbags who prompt one to count their fingers if coerced into shaking their hand."
"Then the evidence disappears as the victim-witnesses get run over by a bus. Or, as in the case of that despicable slug, Granville 'Guano Breath' Janner - and his equally obnoxious buddy, Lecherous Leon Brittan, they suddenly come down with a virulent 24 hour terminal cancer virus and snuff it before the Director of Pubic Prostitutions can issue an indictment – or they cut a plea bargain deal and blow the whistle on their Masonic Magic Circle pederast pals."
"Take for a perfect example the Satanic ritual abuse scandal that won't go away in Scotland's nonce-friendly Grampian province – specifically the case of Hollie Greig – a special needs Downs Syndrome girl who, with a legion of other disabled children at Aberdeen's Beechwood Special School, were subjected to sexual abuse and serial rape for a decade and a half by the Ferryhill Devil Worship Society whose membership includes sitting sheriffs, judges, police officers, social workers, doctors, money-laundering solicitors, teachers and Sunday Herald press hacks - with purported law-enforcement prosecutors from the Grampian procurator fiscal's vice den and Edinburgh's Crown Office – 'and' the Holyrood Parliament - acting as cover-up agents to protect their Masonic Speculative Society paedophile masters."
"The Aberdeen 'Paedo's Rule' situation has morphed into being so beyond any semblance of legal jurisprudence reach and come-uppance that even Hollie's untouchable abusers have the blatant audacity to run their own sex abuse hoax website - to disseminate lies about the poor girl and her mother – and the Hollie Demands Justice campaigners."
"Now these sinister vile perverts and their witches coven trolls – still to this day – make great industry of their black propaganda smears against any and all who dare seek justice for Hollie Greig – having a team of intellectually-challenged useful idiots such as Anna Baboon and that sleazy-drunken identity thief 'Mags the Slag' O'Neil-Shaw-Keeley and Jittering Jonnie 'Pile-a-shite' Stevenson act as establishment 'paedo protection unit' disinformation shills to run 'The Hollie Hoax' websites – claiming that more scent than substance police 'investigations' (sic) found zero evidence of wrong-doing by their own officers or Aberdeen's kiddie fiddling elite (same thing) – and going so far even to the point of directing Aberdeen's corruption-ridden Plod Squad arrest and prosecute Justice for Hollie campaigners. And all this in the face of the undeniable documented medical evidence that Hollie was a victim of serial rape and Satanic ritual abuse."
"Considering that the IQ-deficient Nicola Sturgeon's vaunted Scottish Child Abuse Inquiry has suffered more resignations than our own – (and we now have the disreputable likes of Anne Lady Shit sitting as the chair in her comfy – albeit undeserved - red and white 'stoat coat') – in the opinion of the many in the know, that equates as paedo protectors investigating elitist paedo offenders – and with a critical eye on her past history regarding the Hollie Greig scandal – this constitutes an absolute joke – same as the Scottish Nowhere Party's 'Named Nonce' child protection programme."
"Thus we have zero faith in Mrs Lady Shit objectively investigating this so-called 'untouchable' child molesting ring that targeted Hollie Greig in Aberdeen. To wit, with the volumes of hard and conclusive documentary medical evidence regarding Hollie's complaint – and the fact she was awarded a 'five figure' monetary sum in criminal compensation for her sufferings - I shall be seeking Parliamentary remit to pursue this case, with the Wiltshire Plod Squad's tenacious Chief Constable 'Mad Mike' Veale heading the investigation."
"Alas, this is what we are up against, and the incidence of child sex trafficking and Satanic ritual abuse globally is on the increase – mainly thanks to the internet and the fact people seem to prefer worshipping the Devil as opposed to God. Plus there is still little understanding of what drives some men to want to have sex with children – apart from the fact they're fucked in the head – as is any lone single bloke who hangs around kiddie's playgrounds with a hard-on – or uses internet posted pix of innocent children for masturbation fantasy material."
"Another of my inquiry’s key aims is to conduct an investigation into the Scottish legal establishment's dirty deviant Masonic Magic Circle rent boy / 'Tartan Tadgers' sodomic sub-culture - and the ruling elite's proclivity for joining this disgusting Violate Club BD/SM society that has diabolical Satanist blood ritual sacrifice undertones involving the rape and murder of kidnapped children – and to determine if surgical castration – or full emasculation - might contribute as a deterrent solution to the actual hands-on paedophile abuse problem."
"Similar cases of organised Satanist-linked paedophile sexual abuse have come to light across the country - in locations such as the notorious Liberal MP Cyril 'Fatso' Smith's kiddie fiddling bailiwick of Rochdale – along with Nottingham's Beechwood children's home; the Paki kiddie grooming gang in Oxford – collared in Thames Valley police's Operation Bullshit; the Hampstead Heath black mass sodomy sessions - and paedo-accommodating bonny Nonceland."
"I personally headed the Rotherham inquiry, eventually concluding that at least 1,400 girls - the majority of them whitey adolescents - had been horrifically abused by men of Pakistani heritage – whose justifying rationalisation for their crimes was that the child victims consented and were making lifestyle choices - when the harsh reality was they had been drugged and brutally raped on a serial basis."
"At least 24 offenders were eventually convicted of serious crimes, with sentences of up to 35 years – and due the racial dimension of the case I was branded with the racist fire iron and labelled a 'Paki-basher'."
"Our critics claim the inquiry's remit is too broad, and its subjects too disparate, for meaningful conclusions or recommendations – yet one can see across a number of investigations these patterns of deviant behaviour that are instantly sore thumb recognisable – primarily the Masonic Magic Circle's elitist establishment desire to cover up abuse and shield paedo offenders."
Here Professor Jaybird's comments ring true to form when we reflect on the Plod Squad's legion of paedo-scum investigations that – where living politicos and associated celebrity / elitist sexual deviants have been named as abusers – resulted in the victims being discredited and prosecuted – or suicided - for having the audacity to finger their betters and attempting to bring calumny on the paedo-establishment's status quo.
And that is why the likes of the Met's Operation Kiddie Fiddler, Operation Conehead, Operation Fairwanks, Operation Coverup, Operation Say Fuck All, Operation Nonce Ponce, Operation Sprog Bummer and Operation Masonic Whitewash failed to prosecute a single public face Ninth Circle pederast.
Conversely, fortune shines, for we have in the form of the Wiltshire Plod Squad's 'Operation Nail the Paedo' investigation – launched in 2015 to rehash historic complaints and accusations that ex-Nasty Party PM, Teddy 'Scissor Hands' Heath, was a raving Satanic kiddie fiddler – with their report finally released this past week that if Heath was alive today (alas – yet another child sexual abuser conveniently dead) – he would be brought in and interviewed under caution.
Meanwhile a couple of 'Vermin in Ermine' pals of the late Prime Minister, Lord Klunt of Squirrel's Dray - chairman of the Edward Heath Arse-Kissing Foundation, and Lord Smellpong of Knobminster, former cabinet room tea boy, opined to media hacks: 'The Wiltshire Police report is profoundly unsatisfactory as it neither justifies nor dispels the cloud of suspicion that Ted was a paedo fudger.'
Hmmm, a great pity Heath never took issue and sued David Icke for libel when he fingered him as a kiddie fiddling sodomite in his Biggest Secret book back in 1998 - while Heath was still alive and able to set the legal beagles on the author.
Icke claims Heath groped and sexually mauled and abused his young schoolboy victims – before strangling them – with a pair of prosthetic metal claws – specifically procured for him by the BBC's paedo pimp to the royal household and elitist establishment - Jimmy Savile – along with his child victims from the Haut de la Garenne orphanage on Jersey - then tossed their weighted corpses into the sea - after sodomising them on his Morning Sickness yacht.
Apart from the damning fact it was this treasonous Nasty Party bastard who took Britain into the EUSSR in 1973 – Slaggie Twatcher and her henchmen turned Heath's criminal predilection for sexually molesting young boys against him to force a party leadership change – with Twatcher supplanting Bumboy Ted as Tory boss in 1975.
The Plod Squad allegations against Heath include one of rape of a male under 16, three of indecent assault on a male under 16, four of indecent assault on a male under 14, and two of indecent assault on an underage Billy goat.
The earliest, dating from 1961 when Heath was Lord Privy Seal, alleged he had indecently assaulted and raped an 11-year-old boy in London during a paid sexual encounter in at a private dwelling – where he is reported asking a group of children on a visit from a local care home who wanted to shake hands with his one-eyed trouser snake – (Elm Guest House? Dolphin Square? Bryn Estyn Orphanage?) – while two of the seven claims relate to paid sexual encounters with underage rent boys at Lord Freddy Fatberg's Catamite Hall estate.
So, now to the $64,000 bucks question – where the fuck did it all start to go wrong?
Well, truth is – it's been 'wrong' for a long fucking time back – throughout history in fact - as the Old Testament's Leviticus records – and tags abnormal acts of sexual congress with dead people and / or animals – playing the 'beast with two backs' - and kiddie fiddling paedo pastimes – as 'an abomination' to be cursed and wiped from the face of the Earth - and we all know what God did to the 'twin sin' cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.
This current wave of pederasty starts in modern day Broken Britain with the 1957 Wolfenden Report (Google it) on whose merits the 1965 Sexual Offences private members bill was conjured up by Tory peer, Arthur 'Boofy' Gore, 8th Earl of Arran (which commenced life as a venture to decriminalise homosexual activity between consenting adult badgers) – and was supported by the short-arsed bisexual / geriatric Labour peer, Leo Abscess.
Now Abscess was a strutting, gaudy Welsh peacock, notorious for marrying women 50 years younger than himself as a sexual orientation foil – 33 year old Polack electrician Ania Czeputkowska - and scribing a 1997-published bizarre volume of shirt-lifting tittle-tattle, titled 'Fellatio, Masochism, Politics and Love' – and with the additional backing of Labour Party closet case Welsh homo-pederast, Lord Andypandy of Blackmail Creek (formerly George Thomas, MP for Cardiff), later to be appointed Speaker of the House of Conmans – their Sexual Offences private members bill eventually morphed into the sodomite-friendly - pink ribbon bestowed - Sexual Offences Act 1967.
Okay, you ain't gonna find this in Hansard or the Wikipedia seach engine but these were the very same scumsters the PIE elitist kiddie fiddlers were set on manipulating with the 3 B's method of persuasion - (Bribery, Blackmail or Bludgeons) - to cobble together a further private members bill - to lower the age of sexual consent so they could legally 'suck n fuck' little schoolboys.
The Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) was set up as a nonce-ponce 'special interest group' within the Scottish Minorities Faggot-Maggot Clan.
The group's stated aim was to alleviate the sexual frustrations of a legion of dirty deviant adults with some very serious mental health issues by campaigning to abolish the age of consent - thus legalising the perverted and morally abhorrent urge for sex with children.
Really, WTF is wrong with these abnormal wankers? They don't get turned on by the thought of rampant full bare body contact with some lecherous female of the species - but prefer inflicting physical and psychological sexual trauma on an immature child?
The gutter press recorded at the time that certain ranking officials of the PIE-affiliated National Council for Civil Liberties (now Liberty) – specifically the expenses-fiddling Harriet 'Botox' Harmful and her best 'cash for access' buddy Patricia 'Piranha Teeth' Spewitt - were guilty of participation in this diabolical, fiendish conspiracy to corrupt public morals – serving the vested interests of the Paedophile Information Exchange - a debased cabal of deranged sodomite queers and nancy boys - whose surveyed members candidly confided they were most attracted to girls too young to grow hair they could sit on - and little boys aged 9–13.
But the PIE's public face days were numbered, forcing it to go underground, after printing contact advertisements in their Slagpie magazine's 'Bum-a-Sprog' section, which were calculated to promote indecent acts between adults and innocent children - and thus attracted the cursory attentions of the Plod Squad and Director of Pubic Prostitutions.
Where are they today, these child molesting nonce-ponce villains? The Dark Net, for one – a hive of child sex trafficking data. Washington's chocker with them – same as London's Worstminster – Shitehall, and Parliament – the Lower House of Conmans and Upper House of (unelected) Frauds. The world's diverse crapitals and metropolitan areas for another. The Vatican – and anywhere the Roman Catholic church's clergy are to be found lurking – especially the Jesuit's Ninth Circle agents.
Were you ever sexually abused while in a care home? Did Jimmy Savile offer you a visit to Top of the Pops live if you sucked his lollipop? Ever have a sail round St Helier Bay on Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht? How about accepting sweeties from Rochdale roly-poly fat git Liberal MP, Cyril Shit? Did you see Jeremy Thorpe shoot Norman Scott's big dog? Were you ever in Thomas Watt Hamilton's Boy Scout troop? How about Nonceland camping on Viscount Peterscam's Cringemoregate estate? Is your name mentioned in the sexual abuse victim list of Lord Sluggie Cullen's Dunblane massacre inquiry report – the one with the 100 year Masonic-paedo protection 'sealing order' on it?
Have you ever visited Glasgow's St Enoch's Shopping Mall public toilets on a Saturday afternoon and accepted money from some nasty SLAB employee faggot named Dirty Douggie Haggarty for a short time bumming session? Were you ever sexually assaulted while serving as a Roman Catholic altar boy or singing in the choir at St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and a couple of moronic thugs from the Plod Squad's Operation Fairwanks 'Victim Intimidation' team will call round to ensure you keep your gob shut and develop a case of selective memory amnesia.
Thought for the day. Now we have this senility-stricken old duffer, Baron Armstrong of Shitminster - a bureaucratic jobsworth to the bone - still playing the part of Heath's pondscum spin doctor apologist – and turning his venom on CC Mike Veale for having the audacity to turn up credible evidence that Heath was a paedo-sodomite – so instead of holding hands up and admitting Heath was a child molesting criminal, he and his ilk are instead out to denigrate the victim testimonies and shoot the messenger.
Armstrong's career as a civil service mandarin was spent covering up the sodomy and paedo offences of elected officials in the House of Conmans – and the unelected gang of parasites malingering in the Upper House of Frauds.
These are the type of dog wankers that comprised Bunny Astor's Cliveden Set fraternity and whose corrupt recreations got John Profumo – the Nasty Party's Sec of State for Whoring - sacked – for bonking the same teenage hookers as KGB agent Boris Badsky – and Astor's chief pondscum paedo pimp Stephen Ward 'suicided' by MI5 - and ensured the ballot box defeat of Macmillan's credibility-deficient government in the next year's general election.
All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – nope make that all – and include half of the EUSSR member states too – little girls – and more so little boys – are sold off for sexual abuse and thus profit to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and quite often too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.
Example – in such diverse geographical lawless locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama (to name but a merest sample) the girls (and adolescent rent boys) can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.
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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political paedo ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, kiddie fiddling Aberdeen Sheriffs, shit-stabbing SLAB officials, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
The 'current' chairwoman of the 'beleaguered' Independent Inquiry into Child Sex Abuse, Prof. Alexis Jaybird - the fourth boss – to date - of the star-crossed historic paedophile probe - this week confided to gutter press hacks from the Kiddie Fiddlers Gazette that establishment oligarch-linked 'dark forces' were hell bent on undermining the scope, credibility and progress of the inquiry.
Ms Jaybird claims that vested interests - comprised of elitist Freemasons, ritual blood sacrifice Satanists, government sexual deviants and establishment patricians – plus a cadre of aristocratic mental case zoophiles and necrophiliac perverts – (collectively, a cabal of unscrupulous degenerates an uncharitable person might refer to as cunts) - were collectively conspiring - with extreme prejudice - to hobble and force the collapse of, and shut down, the jinxed inquiry - in a belated effort to prevent further and evidential public exposure of their depraved, bestial and lecherous paedophile abuse culture of grooming or kidnapping children for paedo sex trafficking networks that reach around the globe and into the upper echelon institutions of our Parliament, along with the palaces and temples of the aristocratic, political / corporate / military spectrum and societal hierarchy.
In an second exclusive interview with the Sprog Bonkers Review, Professor Jaybird revealed "Sinister vested interests are baiting the Plod squad investigators with all manner of red herrings and double McGuffin victim claims to make our sexual abuse inquiry implode and self-destruct."
"There are establishment institutions – including the mainstream media – and specifically the taxpayer-funded Biased Broadcasting Corporation - who regard us as a menace to their cliques' continued criminal pederast activities and would prefer to see us fail - due the fact this inquiry represents such a threat to their vaunted anonymity and the continued status quo of their vile child molesting culture."
"The approach of these apologists, the deniers and naysayers, waving their slander and libel flags, is clearly that of the corrupt spin doctor specialists - seeking balance, consensus, and restoration of trust in the administration, rather than the truth."
Established by the Tory's former Home Secretary, Terry 'Dipshit' Mayhem in 2014, the inquiry kicked off on the wrong foot – not once but twice – with establishment stooge Maybot first appointing a sure bet cover-up merchant, the dementia-ridden Baroness Annie Butler-Sloshed of Whitewash Hall, then acting on public outcry rejection, failed in her attempt to appoint the even more odious and senile Dame Fifi 'Woof-Woof' Wolfsbane of Hemlock-on-the-Hill.
Next up for heading the 'third time unlucky' inquiry was the not fit for purpose transvestite pugilist-featured New Zealand 'chair-troll' – Judge Lowell Goddard – founder of the Kiwi Halitosis Society – a craven dingbat who packed her bags and buggered off back home to an illusory safety in the far-away Antipodes on receipt of the first death threats from the Paedos Anonymous contract killers.
Now the inquiry is finally getting its act together, with a staff of 220 lawyers and investigators applying the 'Chekov's gun' principle while combing through thousands of documents and holding hearings under a 'lucky thirteen' separate headings, including the Catholic and Anglican churches, schools, Whitehall and Westminster Parliament, local authority councils and children’s homes – expending an excess of £20 million quid last year alone – most on the salary and travel expenses of the ill-fated Dame Lowell Goddard.
However, the sex abuse inquiry once again came close to collapse amid now-refuted black propaganda claims that lead counsel Ben Emmerson QC was in the habit of going for long, solitary walks over the moors at night and coming back smelling of wet sheep – unfounded accusations that traduced the inquiry's reputation and cast the entire shebang into a state of crisis and jeopardy - with its credibility seriously undermined.
Ms Jaybird elaborated: "What the deep state desire is a unleaded and fully decaffeinated version of the inquiry's scope. This is why these venal establishment bastards are tossing all manner of false flag distractions and hoax spanners into the works – like smokescreen accusations against that senile old git, Lord Bummy Scumhall and the other iffy Tory shirt lifter, Harvey Proctologist – both a pair of bottom feeding scumbags who prompt one to count their fingers if coerced into shaking their hand."
"Then the evidence disappears as the victim-witnesses get run over by a bus. Or, as in the case of that despicable slug, Granville 'Guano Breath' Janner - and his equally obnoxious buddy, Lecherous Leon Brittan, they suddenly come down with a virulent 24 hour terminal cancer virus and snuff it before the Director of Pubic Prostitutions can issue an indictment – or they cut a plea bargain deal and blow the whistle on their Masonic Magic Circle pederast pals."
"Take for a perfect example the Satanic ritual abuse scandal that won't go away in Scotland's nonce-friendly Grampian province – specifically the case of Hollie Greig – a special needs Downs Syndrome girl who, with a legion of other disabled children at Aberdeen's Beechwood Special School, were subjected to sexual abuse and serial rape for a decade and a half by the Ferryhill Devil Worship Society whose membership includes sitting sheriffs, judges, police officers, social workers, doctors, money-laundering solicitors, teachers and Sunday Herald press hacks - with purported law-enforcement prosecutors from the Grampian procurator fiscal's vice den and Edinburgh's Crown Office – 'and' the Holyrood Parliament - acting as cover-up agents to protect their Masonic Speculative Society paedophile masters."
"The Aberdeen 'Paedo's Rule' situation has morphed into being so beyond any semblance of legal jurisprudence reach and come-uppance that even Hollie's untouchable abusers have the blatant audacity to run their own sex abuse hoax website - to disseminate lies about the poor girl and her mother – and the Hollie Demands Justice campaigners."
"Now these sinister vile perverts and their witches coven trolls – still to this day – make great industry of their black propaganda smears against any and all who dare seek justice for Hollie Greig – having a team of intellectually-challenged useful idiots such as Anna Baboon and that sleazy-drunken identity thief 'Mags the Slag' O'Neil-Shaw-Keeley and Jittering Jonnie 'Pile-a-shite' Stevenson act as establishment 'paedo protection unit' disinformation shills to run 'The Hollie Hoax' websites – claiming that more scent than substance police 'investigations' (sic) found zero evidence of wrong-doing by their own officers or Aberdeen's kiddie fiddling elite (same thing) – and going so far even to the point of directing Aberdeen's corruption-ridden Plod Squad arrest and prosecute Justice for Hollie campaigners. And all this in the face of the undeniable documented medical evidence that Hollie was a victim of serial rape and Satanic ritual abuse."
"Considering that the IQ-deficient Nicola Sturgeon's vaunted Scottish Child Abuse Inquiry has suffered more resignations than our own – (and we now have the disreputable likes of Anne Lady Shit sitting as the chair in her comfy – albeit undeserved - red and white 'stoat coat') – in the opinion of the many in the know, that equates as paedo protectors investigating elitist paedo offenders – and with a critical eye on her past history regarding the Hollie Greig scandal – this constitutes an absolute joke – same as the Scottish Nowhere Party's 'Named Nonce' child protection programme."
"Thus we have zero faith in Mrs Lady Shit objectively investigating this so-called 'untouchable' child molesting ring that targeted Hollie Greig in Aberdeen. To wit, with the volumes of hard and conclusive documentary medical evidence regarding Hollie's complaint – and the fact she was awarded a 'five figure' monetary sum in criminal compensation for her sufferings - I shall be seeking Parliamentary remit to pursue this case, with the Wiltshire Plod Squad's tenacious Chief Constable 'Mad Mike' Veale heading the investigation."
"Alas, this is what we are up against, and the incidence of child sex trafficking and Satanic ritual abuse globally is on the increase – mainly thanks to the internet and the fact people seem to prefer worshipping the Devil as opposed to God. Plus there is still little understanding of what drives some men to want to have sex with children – apart from the fact they're fucked in the head – as is any lone single bloke who hangs around kiddie's playgrounds with a hard-on – or uses internet posted pix of innocent children for masturbation fantasy material."
"Another of my inquiry’s key aims is to conduct an investigation into the Scottish legal establishment's dirty deviant Masonic Magic Circle rent boy / 'Tartan Tadgers' sodomic sub-culture - and the ruling elite's proclivity for joining this disgusting Violate Club BD/SM society that has diabolical Satanist blood ritual sacrifice undertones involving the rape and murder of kidnapped children – and to determine if surgical castration – or full emasculation - might contribute as a deterrent solution to the actual hands-on paedophile abuse problem."
"Similar cases of organised Satanist-linked paedophile sexual abuse have come to light across the country - in locations such as the notorious Liberal MP Cyril 'Fatso' Smith's kiddie fiddling bailiwick of Rochdale – along with Nottingham's Beechwood children's home; the Paki kiddie grooming gang in Oxford – collared in Thames Valley police's Operation Bullshit; the Hampstead Heath black mass sodomy sessions - and paedo-accommodating bonny Nonceland."
"I personally headed the Rotherham inquiry, eventually concluding that at least 1,400 girls - the majority of them whitey adolescents - had been horrifically abused by men of Pakistani heritage – whose justifying rationalisation for their crimes was that the child victims consented and were making lifestyle choices - when the harsh reality was they had been drugged and brutally raped on a serial basis."
"At least 24 offenders were eventually convicted of serious crimes, with sentences of up to 35 years – and due the racial dimension of the case I was branded with the racist fire iron and labelled a 'Paki-basher'."
"Our critics claim the inquiry's remit is too broad, and its subjects too disparate, for meaningful conclusions or recommendations – yet one can see across a number of investigations these patterns of deviant behaviour that are instantly sore thumb recognisable – primarily the Masonic Magic Circle's elitist establishment desire to cover up abuse and shield paedo offenders."
Here Professor Jaybird's comments ring true to form when we reflect on the Plod Squad's legion of paedo-scum investigations that – where living politicos and associated celebrity / elitist sexual deviants have been named as abusers – resulted in the victims being discredited and prosecuted – or suicided - for having the audacity to finger their betters and attempting to bring calumny on the paedo-establishment's status quo.
And that is why the likes of the Met's Operation Kiddie Fiddler, Operation Conehead, Operation Fairwanks, Operation Coverup, Operation Say Fuck All, Operation Nonce Ponce, Operation Sprog Bummer and Operation Masonic Whitewash failed to prosecute a single public face Ninth Circle pederast.
Conversely, fortune shines, for we have in the form of the Wiltshire Plod Squad's 'Operation Nail the Paedo' investigation – launched in 2015 to rehash historic complaints and accusations that ex-Nasty Party PM, Teddy 'Scissor Hands' Heath, was a raving Satanic kiddie fiddler – with their report finally released this past week that if Heath was alive today (alas – yet another child sexual abuser conveniently dead) – he would be brought in and interviewed under caution.
Meanwhile a couple of 'Vermin in Ermine' pals of the late Prime Minister, Lord Klunt of Squirrel's Dray - chairman of the Edward Heath Arse-Kissing Foundation, and Lord Smellpong of Knobminster, former cabinet room tea boy, opined to media hacks: 'The Wiltshire Police report is profoundly unsatisfactory as it neither justifies nor dispels the cloud of suspicion that Ted was a paedo fudger.'
Hmmm, a great pity Heath never took issue and sued David Icke for libel when he fingered him as a kiddie fiddling sodomite in his Biggest Secret book back in 1998 - while Heath was still alive and able to set the legal beagles on the author.
Icke claims Heath groped and sexually mauled and abused his young schoolboy victims – before strangling them – with a pair of prosthetic metal claws – specifically procured for him by the BBC's paedo pimp to the royal household and elitist establishment - Jimmy Savile – along with his child victims from the Haut de la Garenne orphanage on Jersey - then tossed their weighted corpses into the sea - after sodomising them on his Morning Sickness yacht.
Apart from the damning fact it was this treasonous Nasty Party bastard who took Britain into the EUSSR in 1973 – Slaggie Twatcher and her henchmen turned Heath's criminal predilection for sexually molesting young boys against him to force a party leadership change – with Twatcher supplanting Bumboy Ted as Tory boss in 1975.
The Plod Squad allegations against Heath include one of rape of a male under 16, three of indecent assault on a male under 16, four of indecent assault on a male under 14, and two of indecent assault on an underage Billy goat.
The earliest, dating from 1961 when Heath was Lord Privy Seal, alleged he had indecently assaulted and raped an 11-year-old boy in London during a paid sexual encounter in at a private dwelling – where he is reported asking a group of children on a visit from a local care home who wanted to shake hands with his one-eyed trouser snake – (Elm Guest House? Dolphin Square? Bryn Estyn Orphanage?) – while two of the seven claims relate to paid sexual encounters with underage rent boys at Lord Freddy Fatberg's Catamite Hall estate.
So, now to the $64,000 bucks question – where the fuck did it all start to go wrong?
Well, truth is – it's been 'wrong' for a long fucking time back – throughout history in fact - as the Old Testament's Leviticus records – and tags abnormal acts of sexual congress with dead people and / or animals – playing the 'beast with two backs' - and kiddie fiddling paedo pastimes – as 'an abomination' to be cursed and wiped from the face of the Earth - and we all know what God did to the 'twin sin' cities of Sodom and Gomorrah.
This current wave of pederasty starts in modern day Broken Britain with the 1957 Wolfenden Report (Google it) on whose merits the 1965 Sexual Offences private members bill was conjured up by Tory peer, Arthur 'Boofy' Gore, 8th Earl of Arran (which commenced life as a venture to decriminalise homosexual activity between consenting adult badgers) – and was supported by the short-arsed bisexual / geriatric Labour peer, Leo Abscess.
Now Abscess was a strutting, gaudy Welsh peacock, notorious for marrying women 50 years younger than himself as a sexual orientation foil – 33 year old Polack electrician Ania Czeputkowska - and scribing a 1997-published bizarre volume of shirt-lifting tittle-tattle, titled 'Fellatio, Masochism, Politics and Love' – and with the additional backing of Labour Party closet case Welsh homo-pederast, Lord Andypandy of Blackmail Creek (formerly George Thomas, MP for Cardiff), later to be appointed Speaker of the House of Conmans – their Sexual Offences private members bill eventually morphed into the sodomite-friendly - pink ribbon bestowed - Sexual Offences Act 1967.
Okay, you ain't gonna find this in Hansard or the Wikipedia seach engine but these were the very same scumsters the PIE elitist kiddie fiddlers were set on manipulating with the 3 B's method of persuasion - (Bribery, Blackmail or Bludgeons) - to cobble together a further private members bill - to lower the age of sexual consent so they could legally 'suck n fuck' little schoolboys.
The Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE) was set up as a nonce-ponce 'special interest group' within the Scottish Minorities Faggot-Maggot Clan.
The group's stated aim was to alleviate the sexual frustrations of a legion of dirty deviant adults with some very serious mental health issues by campaigning to abolish the age of consent - thus legalising the perverted and morally abhorrent urge for sex with children.
Really, WTF is wrong with these abnormal wankers? They don't get turned on by the thought of rampant full bare body contact with some lecherous female of the species - but prefer inflicting physical and psychological sexual trauma on an immature child?
The gutter press recorded at the time that certain ranking officials of the PIE-affiliated National Council for Civil Liberties (now Liberty) – specifically the expenses-fiddling Harriet 'Botox' Harmful and her best 'cash for access' buddy Patricia 'Piranha Teeth' Spewitt - were guilty of participation in this diabolical, fiendish conspiracy to corrupt public morals – serving the vested interests of the Paedophile Information Exchange - a debased cabal of deranged sodomite queers and nancy boys - whose surveyed members candidly confided they were most attracted to girls too young to grow hair they could sit on - and little boys aged 9–13.
But the PIE's public face days were numbered, forcing it to go underground, after printing contact advertisements in their Slagpie magazine's 'Bum-a-Sprog' section, which were calculated to promote indecent acts between adults and innocent children - and thus attracted the cursory attentions of the Plod Squad and Director of Pubic Prostitutions.
Where are they today, these child molesting nonce-ponce villains? The Dark Net, for one – a hive of child sex trafficking data. Washington's chocker with them – same as London's Worstminster – Shitehall, and Parliament – the Lower House of Conmans and Upper House of (unelected) Frauds. The world's diverse crapitals and metropolitan areas for another. The Vatican – and anywhere the Roman Catholic church's clergy are to be found lurking – especially the Jesuit's Ninth Circle agents.
Were you ever sexually abused while in a care home? Did Jimmy Savile offer you a visit to Top of the Pops live if you sucked his lollipop? Ever have a sail round St Helier Bay on Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht? How about accepting sweeties from Rochdale roly-poly fat git Liberal MP, Cyril Shit? Did you see Jeremy Thorpe shoot Norman Scott's big dog? Were you ever in Thomas Watt Hamilton's Boy Scout troop? How about Nonceland camping on Viscount Peterscam's Cringemoregate estate? Is your name mentioned in the sexual abuse victim list of Lord Sluggie Cullen's Dunblane massacre inquiry report – the one with the 100 year Masonic-paedo protection 'sealing order' on it?
Have you ever visited Glasgow's St Enoch's Shopping Mall public toilets on a Saturday afternoon and accepted money from some nasty SLAB employee faggot named Dirty Douggie Haggarty for a short time bumming session? Were you ever sexually assaulted while serving as a Roman Catholic altar boy or singing in the choir at St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts?
Send your comments using the online reply form below and a couple of moronic thugs from the Plod Squad's Operation Fairwanks 'Victim Intimidation' team will call round to ensure you keep your gob shut and develop a case of selective memory amnesia.
Thought for the day. Now we have this senility-stricken old duffer, Baron Armstrong of Shitminster - a bureaucratic jobsworth to the bone - still playing the part of Heath's pondscum spin doctor apologist – and turning his venom on CC Mike Veale for having the audacity to turn up credible evidence that Heath was a paedo-sodomite – so instead of holding hands up and admitting Heath was a child molesting criminal, he and his ilk are instead out to denigrate the victim testimonies and shoot the messenger.
Armstrong's career as a civil service mandarin was spent covering up the sodomy and paedo offences of elected officials in the House of Conmans – and the unelected gang of parasites malingering in the Upper House of Frauds.
These are the type of dog wankers that comprised Bunny Astor's Cliveden Set fraternity and whose corrupt recreations got John Profumo – the Nasty Party's Sec of State for Whoring - sacked – for bonking the same teenage hookers as KGB agent Boris Badsky – and Astor's chief pondscum paedo pimp Stephen Ward 'suicided' by MI5 - and ensured the ballot box defeat of Macmillan's credibility-deficient government in the next year's general election.
All the bullshit and political correctness brouhaha besides, in the majority of Third World nations – nope make that all – and include half of the EUSSR member states too – little girls – and more so little boys – are sold off for sexual abuse and thus profit to some scumbag pimp – often the parents – and quite often too with the kid agreeing as they know they – or the family - ain't gonna get fed otherwise.
Example – in such diverse geographical lawless locations as the Republic of the Philippine Islands 'and' Panama (to name but a merest sample) the girls (and adolescent rent boys) can obtain a City Hall licence to work as a 'hostess' in beer halls and bars at 13 – which is all a charade for prostitution – and officially sanctioned by the hypocrites who endorse this trade for corrupt backhander revenue.
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While a hefty score of conscience-stifled rabid royals, noncing nobles, political paedo ponces, perjurious Oxford college principals, kiddie fiddling Aberdeen Sheriffs, shit-stabbing SLAB officials, bent money-laundering Glassie lawyers and corruption-ridden porky plods might have become collateral 'fear and alarm' casualties and thrown into paranoid psychosis states of scandalous exposure anxiety attacks, no innocent non-combatant women and kids - and especially so Muslim migrant refugee 'Junior Jihadi' sprogs – or trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees, small furry 'felcher friendly' sized mammals – ferrets and stoats, voles, moles, white mice, bum rats, chinchillas, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, miniature coypus, dwarf beavers, etcetera, et al – were harmed in posting this insurrectionist Truthsayer epistle.
Conversely, a large number of the NSA - GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Pegasus / Echelon / X-Keyscore / Evident / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / Eco-Giraffe data mining / TOR sniffing / JTRIG / Umbra Ultra-encrypted system’s nasty network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in EMF smog-bound Cheltenham were shocked into high anxiety states and temporarily inconvenienced by our act of disrespect for political correctness.
So bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and awaken people's vigilance against the corrupt establishment's totalitarian COINTELPRO 5 D's (Deceive, Disrupt, Degrade, Destroy n Deny) encroachment - using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'consequences be damned' / 'harm's way' / 'who gives a flying fuck' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing the propaganda and lies our corrupt gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in a disingenuous politically correct format – or the ruling regime's sinister de facto belief that trans-national kiddie fiddling is a global 'common core' cultural value that should be accepted by a morally-misguided public - and the age of consent lowered to three years – to accommodate their perverted Satanic sexual fetishes.
To conclude, fuck the Devil's demonic Satanás and the crypto-Judahist sayanim scum – along with the Vatican-regime's flabby, maladjusted Masonic / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle / Sovereign Order of the Shites of Malta secret handshake psycho-sodomite-felching-pederast-necrophiliac / parabiosis-addicted ruling VIP (Very Important Paedophile) elitist paedocide fraternity – plus their Crapitalist shifty Shylock bankster brethren and their shelf life expired fractional reserve fraudulent and usury-rigged system's zillion % APR mark-ups, toxic credit default swaps, sub-prime whatsit loans and 'bespoke tranche opportunities' (sneakily re-branded CDS).
And let's not forget to cast equal curses upon the tents of Big Brother and his Common Purpose Colombine sister – nor overlooking the 'by Divine Right' parasitic anachronisms referred to as the 'Royal Family' - nor the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals from the Carlyle Group and Kissasser Associates and military-industrial armaments cabal who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Dildoberger cabal pow-wow – and spin the trans-dimensional reptilian conjured yarn that the tried and tested key to conflict resolution is via more bloody conflict.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness. An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist ZioNazi Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence - (unless one has the audacity to dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Thursday, 5 October 2017
Las Vegas: The Lone Gunman Rides Again
In today’s 'Lone Gunman' crock of shit exposé edition we toss political correctness and candour to the vagaries of the four winds to bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Doesn't the banner headline just give rise to childhood memories of the Saturday afternoon silver screen matinee's Cowboys vs Red Indians movies? No grey areas there – you were either a Goodie – or a Baddie – and the Goodies never pulled false flag op's.
We recall well our 1950's Lone Gun heroes – with the masked man Lone Ranger coming first to mind. Then we had the strong, silent type genus: Tom Mix, Hopalong Cassidy, Audie Murphy and John Wayne – and not forgetting the closet case camp Cisco Kid and his podgy fuck up of a 'partner' Pancho – or the New Orleans lone gun late-comer, Lee Harvey Oswald.
Yep, the banner headlines says it all: the lone gunman 'scam' rides again.
And why not, as the smoke n mirrors trick worked so well to deceive and control public perceptions viz the JFK assassination – (all thanks to the Warren Commission and an ever-compliant mass media public deception system) – then why not dust it off and give it a fresh lease of life – or death, as the case may be.
Yet the official narrative that claims Stephen al Haj McPatsy (aka Stephen Scapegoat) - an out-of-condition, flabby 64-year-old retired accountant with absolutely no military background, no firearms training, zero gun experience and diminished physical stamina evolved super powers after converting to Islam - and mystically wielded a highly complex - and physically demanding - weapon system for ten sustained minutes of automatic fire is more at scent than substance.
Oh yes, here we go again – another wild ride disseminating truth and lies as the official story of the Sin City mass shooting incident unravels like a roll of triple tinted toilet tissue in the grip of a tornado that just flattened the gas station toilets – for the hapless stooge McPatsy hardly qualifies as an all-American homicidal psycho assassin as he has no middle name – as per John Wilkes Booth, Charles Julius Guiteau, James Earl Ray, Gary Leon Ridgway, Sara Jane Moore, John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman and John Warnock Hinckley Jr - plus everyone's favourite dim-witted schmuck, Lee Harvey Oswald.
The official narrative concocted to 'explain' the Las Vegas massacre is so full of bullet holes itself that one has to speculate on the customary 'cui bono' aspect and the problem-reaction-solution motives for staging the attack – (cui bono? Let's start with Homeland Insecurity's burgeoning control freak police state) – then blaming the entire massacre on a lone gunman senior citizen - a physical impossibility that gives the preliminary plod squad press releases a ludicrous, hogwash aspect.
Okay, the initial headcount is some 59 snuffed – with a reported 515 wounded – whose injuries might well yet boost the actual fatality numbers.
Thus if we – for a moment – tolerate the assumption that this wasn’t yet another false flag / hoax shooting spree – like Sandy Crook – and people were actually shot, wounded and killed – then the police-accredited bulletin which claims Stephen al Haj McPatsy - a retired, 64-year-old accountant with no record of military service, zero firearms training nor gun handling experience – and wholly lacking the required physical stamina – carted 23 assault rifles, thousands of rounds of ammo and spare clips plus a stash of explosives up to his 32nd floor room unnoticed – then expertly wielded diverse complex and physically demanding automatic fire weapon systems for ten sustained minutes is utter bullshit.
For fuck's sake, even highly trained Hollywood action stars and crisis actors would have a difficult time shouldering and firing, on-target, a full-auto weapon for ten minutes straight – if they could find an assault rifle capable of that task and not overheating and jamming.
Shoulder-held full auto fire assault rifles are brutal on the shooter and require exceptional strength and stamina to keep 'aimed on target' - plus extensive training hands-on troubleshooting experience (barrel overheating, receiver jams, double feeds, recoil management, etc.) - to keep them firing.
This fictitious lone shooter scenario, laying down thousands of rounds of effective fire in a sustained ten minute assault is utter bollocks. For recent Muslim convert / ISIS recruit, Mr Stephen al Haj McPatsy's 32nd floor hotel room would have been so full of smoke and powder residue that he'd require a scuba tank and night vision gear to be able to see and keep breathing in that enclosed space – apart from the accumulated smoke 'triggering' (sic - no pun intended) the fire / smoke alarms and sprinkler systems – or the noise alerting hotel security.
It is physically ' mission impossible' for a sedentary lifestyle retired accountant with a gambling problem and flabby physique – as per Stephen al Haj McPatsy - to operate such a system in the sustained, effective manner that the Vegas Plod Squad claim - especially when shooting from an elevated position - which tosses the ranging of the weapon system all to fuck.
Alas, the official narrative is 'mission impossible' – and complete bullshit.
McPatsy is reported to have 23 automatic weapons in his 32nd floor room of the Grassy Knoll Hotel - along with explosive charge packs and zillions of rounds of ammunition.
So the 'recent convert to Islam' terrorist – for no conceivable reason – decides he's had it for the day with losing in the downstairs casino, retires to his room and takes umbrage at the Country n Western noise emanating from the Route 91 Harvest Music Festival on the adjacent Las Vegas strip.
Then, wholly out of character, rips out an 800 pounds double glazed hurricane proof window and undertakes a ten minute free fire session of mass murder – followed by a convenient self-harm act of suicide
None of the videos (smart phone / camera) of the shooting spree posted online by the barmy twats who stood there dodging live fire rounds, show any muzzle flashes from the 32nd floor of the hotel – the proclaimed source of the gunfire – while one video captures the sound of automatic weapon fire and at least two weapons firing simultaneously - from the 5th floor.
Clark County Sheriff, Billy Bob Redneck informed a press conference that apart from the 23 automatic weapons and explosives found in McPatsy's hotel room his officers had discovered a further stash of explosives in the trunk of his car at the hotel, along with 1,600 rounds of assault rife ammo.
Conversely, one FBI whistleblower, speaking on conditions of total anonymity (Agent Hiram J. Quackenbush III) confided to alternative news press hacks that Stephen Scapegoat had a zero count criminal history or law enforcement arrest record – no extremist political or religious affiliations - and no apparent beef with any fucker or their dog prior to his Sunday night rampage that left 59 dead and more than 500 injured.
'I'm telling you boys, this was a coordinated attack – same as the 9/11 false flag strikes - that required meticulous planning, funding and training. It wasn’t some spontaneous lone wolf scenario executed by a senior citizen who just snapped and went cuckoo after he had a losing streak at the casino Bingo tables.'
'It just pisses me off no end how my masters at the FBI are able to immediately declare that McPatsy was the lone shooter with ties to ISIS barely 12 hours after the incident — when our same agency has spent over a year investigating President Chump - with zero evidence linking him to the Russian Mafia - all while refusing to declare Chump has no ties to Russia?'
Meanwhile, McPastsy's serial bigamist Filipina girlfriend, Marilou Skanger, told media hacks she had no idea that her senile gambling addict amour was planning this death wish mass murder ritual – a statement that doesn't surprise in the least – as neither did Mr McPatsy – until the real shooters stuck a gun against the side of his head and pulled the trigger.
Monday morning saw the Great Satan's incumbent 'Day-Glow Orange' President, Donald Chump, take a break from provoking NorKor leader Kim Jong-un in their daily ego-driven Twitter threats 'who's got the worst haircut' pissing contest – to condemn Sin State Nevada's Las Vegas shootings as 'an act of pure evil'.
Spot on too – but WTF can we expect from the good ole US of A / land of the free when – thanks to the 2nd Amendment – (.... the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed) - they're permitted to legally buy, own and carry all manner of nasty firearms - and enough ammo to start a personal war.
Jeysus H. Christ – 59 dead – and with 515 wounded by rifle fire and / or sustained stampede injuries, perhaps more to follow the body bag list - plus several hundred more shit their pants big time.
The fatality headcounts rise every fucking time – this latest one at the US's C & W Route 91 Harvest Festival has gotta be the worst mass shooting since the last mass shooting – and has Columbine beat, hands down. Unless it's another Sandy Crook charade and the entire venue was packed with leftover 9/11 false flag terror attack crisis actors.
A pity this intellectually-challenged smug twat, Chumpsky, doesn't adopt deaf ear status to the wicked pro-Zionist whisperings from his venal anti-Christ son-in-law, Jared '666' Kushner, and direct the same levels of authoritarian 'act of pure evil' condemnation against the likes of Israel for their barbaric racist / apartheid treatment of the captive Palestinian victim population – or the homicidal maniacs running Saudi Arabia – for their indiscriminate aerial bombing of the civilian centres population of Yemen – or pause for thought on the 'Coalition of the Wicked Willing's fatally flawed – and criminal – policy of backing (funding / training / arming) the ISIS Caliphate crazies - and the independence-delusional Lemon Kurds.
But there again, no profit for the Deep State / Neo-Con Mil-Ind-Bankster cabal by blighting their mega-bucks arms deals with the KSA barbarian shites via any 'peace on Earth' bullshit endeavours. Conflict and war are the money spinners that get the weapons systems DARPA field tested and keep the shekels rolling in.
Thought for the day. Really, who the fuck do the Great Satan's 'intelligence services' (sic) delegate to orchestrate the choreography for these 'in yer face' false flag homicidal hits? Wile E. Coyote or Wallace and Gromit – or Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show?
If Hollywood's involved, then the director needs shafting for his B-minus pantomime movie plot.
Hmmm, false flag op' / multiple shooters – all with military training? Why does that fuckpig serpent Erik Prince (psycho-sadist kid brother of Chump's Education Secretary Betsy DeVos) come straight to mind – along with his Slackwater / Xe Services LLC / Academie / Constellis Holdings murder incorporated links?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Doesn't the banner headline just give rise to childhood memories of the Saturday afternoon silver screen matinee's Cowboys vs Red Indians movies? No grey areas there – you were either a Goodie – or a Baddie – and the Goodies never pulled false flag op's.
We recall well our 1950's Lone Gun heroes – with the masked man Lone Ranger coming first to mind. Then we had the strong, silent type genus: Tom Mix, Hopalong Cassidy, Audie Murphy and John Wayne – and not forgetting the closet case camp Cisco Kid and his podgy fuck up of a 'partner' Pancho – or the New Orleans lone gun late-comer, Lee Harvey Oswald.
Yep, the banner headlines says it all: the lone gunman 'scam' rides again.
And why not, as the smoke n mirrors trick worked so well to deceive and control public perceptions viz the JFK assassination – (all thanks to the Warren Commission and an ever-compliant mass media public deception system) – then why not dust it off and give it a fresh lease of life – or death, as the case may be.
Yet the official narrative that claims Stephen al Haj McPatsy (aka Stephen Scapegoat) - an out-of-condition, flabby 64-year-old retired accountant with absolutely no military background, no firearms training, zero gun experience and diminished physical stamina evolved super powers after converting to Islam - and mystically wielded a highly complex - and physically demanding - weapon system for ten sustained minutes of automatic fire is more at scent than substance.
Oh yes, here we go again – another wild ride disseminating truth and lies as the official story of the Sin City mass shooting incident unravels like a roll of triple tinted toilet tissue in the grip of a tornado that just flattened the gas station toilets – for the hapless stooge McPatsy hardly qualifies as an all-American homicidal psycho assassin as he has no middle name – as per John Wilkes Booth, Charles Julius Guiteau, James Earl Ray, Gary Leon Ridgway, Sara Jane Moore, John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman and John Warnock Hinckley Jr - plus everyone's favourite dim-witted schmuck, Lee Harvey Oswald.
The official narrative concocted to 'explain' the Las Vegas massacre is so full of bullet holes itself that one has to speculate on the customary 'cui bono' aspect and the problem-reaction-solution motives for staging the attack – (cui bono? Let's start with Homeland Insecurity's burgeoning control freak police state) – then blaming the entire massacre on a lone gunman senior citizen - a physical impossibility that gives the preliminary plod squad press releases a ludicrous, hogwash aspect.
Okay, the initial headcount is some 59 snuffed – with a reported 515 wounded – whose injuries might well yet boost the actual fatality numbers.
Thus if we – for a moment – tolerate the assumption that this wasn’t yet another false flag / hoax shooting spree – like Sandy Crook – and people were actually shot, wounded and killed – then the police-accredited bulletin which claims Stephen al Haj McPatsy - a retired, 64-year-old accountant with no record of military service, zero firearms training nor gun handling experience – and wholly lacking the required physical stamina – carted 23 assault rifles, thousands of rounds of ammo and spare clips plus a stash of explosives up to his 32nd floor room unnoticed – then expertly wielded diverse complex and physically demanding automatic fire weapon systems for ten sustained minutes is utter bullshit.
For fuck's sake, even highly trained Hollywood action stars and crisis actors would have a difficult time shouldering and firing, on-target, a full-auto weapon for ten minutes straight – if they could find an assault rifle capable of that task and not overheating and jamming.
Shoulder-held full auto fire assault rifles are brutal on the shooter and require exceptional strength and stamina to keep 'aimed on target' - plus extensive training hands-on troubleshooting experience (barrel overheating, receiver jams, double feeds, recoil management, etc.) - to keep them firing.
This fictitious lone shooter scenario, laying down thousands of rounds of effective fire in a sustained ten minute assault is utter bollocks. For recent Muslim convert / ISIS recruit, Mr Stephen al Haj McPatsy's 32nd floor hotel room would have been so full of smoke and powder residue that he'd require a scuba tank and night vision gear to be able to see and keep breathing in that enclosed space – apart from the accumulated smoke 'triggering' (sic - no pun intended) the fire / smoke alarms and sprinkler systems – or the noise alerting hotel security.
It is physically ' mission impossible' for a sedentary lifestyle retired accountant with a gambling problem and flabby physique – as per Stephen al Haj McPatsy - to operate such a system in the sustained, effective manner that the Vegas Plod Squad claim - especially when shooting from an elevated position - which tosses the ranging of the weapon system all to fuck.
Alas, the official narrative is 'mission impossible' – and complete bullshit.
McPatsy is reported to have 23 automatic weapons in his 32nd floor room of the Grassy Knoll Hotel - along with explosive charge packs and zillions of rounds of ammunition.
So the 'recent convert to Islam' terrorist – for no conceivable reason – decides he's had it for the day with losing in the downstairs casino, retires to his room and takes umbrage at the Country n Western noise emanating from the Route 91 Harvest Music Festival on the adjacent Las Vegas strip.
Then, wholly out of character, rips out an 800 pounds double glazed hurricane proof window and undertakes a ten minute free fire session of mass murder – followed by a convenient self-harm act of suicide
None of the videos (smart phone / camera) of the shooting spree posted online by the barmy twats who stood there dodging live fire rounds, show any muzzle flashes from the 32nd floor of the hotel – the proclaimed source of the gunfire – while one video captures the sound of automatic weapon fire and at least two weapons firing simultaneously - from the 5th floor.
Clark County Sheriff, Billy Bob Redneck informed a press conference that apart from the 23 automatic weapons and explosives found in McPatsy's hotel room his officers had discovered a further stash of explosives in the trunk of his car at the hotel, along with 1,600 rounds of assault rife ammo.
Conversely, one FBI whistleblower, speaking on conditions of total anonymity (Agent Hiram J. Quackenbush III) confided to alternative news press hacks that Stephen Scapegoat had a zero count criminal history or law enforcement arrest record – no extremist political or religious affiliations - and no apparent beef with any fucker or their dog prior to his Sunday night rampage that left 59 dead and more than 500 injured.
'I'm telling you boys, this was a coordinated attack – same as the 9/11 false flag strikes - that required meticulous planning, funding and training. It wasn’t some spontaneous lone wolf scenario executed by a senior citizen who just snapped and went cuckoo after he had a losing streak at the casino Bingo tables.'
'It just pisses me off no end how my masters at the FBI are able to immediately declare that McPatsy was the lone shooter with ties to ISIS barely 12 hours after the incident — when our same agency has spent over a year investigating President Chump - with zero evidence linking him to the Russian Mafia - all while refusing to declare Chump has no ties to Russia?'
Meanwhile, McPastsy's serial bigamist Filipina girlfriend, Marilou Skanger, told media hacks she had no idea that her senile gambling addict amour was planning this death wish mass murder ritual – a statement that doesn't surprise in the least – as neither did Mr McPatsy – until the real shooters stuck a gun against the side of his head and pulled the trigger.
Monday morning saw the Great Satan's incumbent 'Day-Glow Orange' President, Donald Chump, take a break from provoking NorKor leader Kim Jong-un in their daily ego-driven Twitter threats 'who's got the worst haircut' pissing contest – to condemn Sin State Nevada's Las Vegas shootings as 'an act of pure evil'.
Spot on too – but WTF can we expect from the good ole US of A / land of the free when – thanks to the 2nd Amendment – (.... the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed) - they're permitted to legally buy, own and carry all manner of nasty firearms - and enough ammo to start a personal war.
Jeysus H. Christ – 59 dead – and with 515 wounded by rifle fire and / or sustained stampede injuries, perhaps more to follow the body bag list - plus several hundred more shit their pants big time.
The fatality headcounts rise every fucking time – this latest one at the US's C & W Route 91 Harvest Festival has gotta be the worst mass shooting since the last mass shooting – and has Columbine beat, hands down. Unless it's another Sandy Crook charade and the entire venue was packed with leftover 9/11 false flag terror attack crisis actors.
A pity this intellectually-challenged smug twat, Chumpsky, doesn't adopt deaf ear status to the wicked pro-Zionist whisperings from his venal anti-Christ son-in-law, Jared '666' Kushner, and direct the same levels of authoritarian 'act of pure evil' condemnation against the likes of Israel for their barbaric racist / apartheid treatment of the captive Palestinian victim population – or the homicidal maniacs running Saudi Arabia – for their indiscriminate aerial bombing of the civilian centres population of Yemen – or pause for thought on the 'Coalition of the Wicked Willing's fatally flawed – and criminal – policy of backing (funding / training / arming) the ISIS Caliphate crazies - and the independence-delusional Lemon Kurds.
But there again, no profit for the Deep State / Neo-Con Mil-Ind-Bankster cabal by blighting their mega-bucks arms deals with the KSA barbarian shites via any 'peace on Earth' bullshit endeavours. Conflict and war are the money spinners that get the weapons systems DARPA field tested and keep the shekels rolling in.
Thought for the day. Really, who the fuck do the Great Satan's 'intelligence services' (sic) delegate to orchestrate the choreography for these 'in yer face' false flag homicidal hits? Wile E. Coyote or Wallace and Gromit – or Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show?
If Hollywood's involved, then the director needs shafting for his B-minus pantomime movie plot.
Hmmm, false flag op' / multiple shooters – all with military training? Why does that fuckpig serpent Erik Prince (psycho-sadist kid brother of Chump's Education Secretary Betsy DeVos) come straight to mind – along with his Slackwater / Xe Services LLC / Academie / Constellis Holdings murder incorporated links?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
Wednesday, 4 October 2017
Tory Brexit Traitors Hijack Manchester
In today’s 'Tory Party Scum Hijack Manchester' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from our Manchester-based political hack, Ron McGnasher, manning the live news Skype hotline webcam - attached to the barrel of his Remington M24-E1/XM .300 calibre rifle - from the 47th floor Sniper's Bar balcony atop the Hilton Hotel – with a bird's eye view covering the Nasty Party conference extravaganza being staged at the adjacent G-Mex Convention Centre some hundreds of feet below.
But Ron's our boy and reporting direct to Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into razor-edged bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The story so far in Broken Britain's 'It's Grim Up North' manky Manchester – where the Nasty Party Tory gang are slumming it by holding their annual party conference at the city's G-Mex convention centre (recycled ex-railway station – n same venue where the nation's sex pervs once held their annual botty-spanking BD/SM fetish exhibitions) – with two metre high screened off fencing enclosing the entire multi-block perimeter – and their adjacent Midland Hotel billet – in one security-infested 'and surrounded' Green Zone political privilege enclave – with access roads and pavements marked 'common herd no go zones' - and more moronic Plod Squad thugs hanging around in two's n three's (safety in numbers?) than any fucker or their dog can shake a stick at.
No shit, walk around Mancs, day or night, and you get a prize for spotting a Plod – even one of the intellectually-challenged PCSO types – and this week the entire public demographic suppression control freak gang are high-viz – feet on the ground to protect their elitist political scumbag masters – all to the calculated inconvenience of the tax-paying sheeple who fund their pay cheques and pensions.
But while it's a draughty October 'round the door jambs' for the rest of Broken Britain's useless eaters – for the Nasty Party apparatchiks it's Ides of March time – knives sharpened and ready to back-stab any and all during their shit stirring 'fringe events' – whose fallen corpses might provide a career stepping stone leg-up.
A point manifested to perfidious perfection by Grant 'Two Jobs' Shatts – (aka Micky Spleen / Sebastian Pox) – (former party chairperson and incumbent MP for the Well-off Twatfield constituency) – who seized the occasion of the conference venue conspiring with other like-minded Tory sleazesters to stage a coup – announcing, Joe McCarthy fashion, 'I have here the names of thirty Tory MPs who want that hopeless bitch Terry Maybot out and me as leader'.
Obviously the ever-prevaricating Mrs Mayhem is widely regarded as a tosspot who's making a total bollocks of Brexit with her interminable 'transitional periods' – and is topping the target list for the long knives crew – along with Foreign Office Sec' Bonkers Boris Nonsense.
But beware, for while the Maybot might be a self-delusional pillock, Bonkers Boris – class act buffoon that he behaves as - ain't – and might have his personal Assassins Creed hit team in play.
Yep, the Nasty Party are only in town for this four-day conclave – more of an ego-massaging session by a gaggle of IQ-deficient politicos – convincing each other they can win a general election (with bed-sheet sized banners bearing the legend 'Building a country that works for Us' – (and our elitist moneybags donors).
Hmmm, more at fucking up our country's social welfare and NHS systems – and expanding the ranks of the homeless - after the utter balls-up manifested at the general election on 8th June this year – while inflicting the greatest pre-and post conference 'no thoroughfare' inconvenience on all - peripheral commuters and shoppers alike.
Really, the Nasty Party – led by the pig-fucking Posh Dave Scameron and now the 'batteries not included' Maybot - have been tried, tested and proven as a collective of all-round fuckups since 2010 – with their austerity measures, etcetera, et al – and back-sliding on the Brexit issue with two year transitional period excuses - and the voting demographic have had enough.
The 'had enough' aspect was plainly displayed to 'welcome' PM Maybe and her gang of dunces and nonces as they arrived in Mancuniun – to be greeted by the sight of the City's numerous canal waterways and river crossing bridges – brightly festooned with the 'lynched' effigies of Tory politicos – hanging flaccid in their pitiless 'austerity finest'.
The sight of which prompted the gormless looking Michael Fabricator, Tory MP for snotty Staffordshire's Ditchfield constituency – (he with the Bonkers Boris Nonsense copycat hair-do) to comment 'What a charming welcome to Manchester and the Conservative Party Conference' - and that Mancunians are collectively a bunch of fascist scum.
The gospel according to Town Hall snitches claims there is next to zero truth to the rumour such were hung there on the orders of Manchester's all-new Labour Mayor, Andy Pandy Burnout.
Regarding the Tory cabinet's Remainiacs versus Brexiteers skirmishing sessions, associated back-stabbing plots and the 'un-sackable' / not fucker's indispensible' media debate - Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – are offering odds that there might be a few political career casualties resulting from the Tory conference – with the EUSSR Brussels stooge Remainophile likes of Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken' Groper' Clarke - and that odious post-menopausal skanger - the incumbent MP for Nottingham's Botox constituency - Annie Sourpuss - topping the in-house fighting hate list.
But alas, no mention of the smarmy Jeremy Kunt getting the bum's rush – he of the shit-eating grin whose gross ministerial level incompetence and deliberate mismanagement have made a total bollocks of our once-sacred National Ill-Health Service – to justify the whole shebang being flogged off at fire sale prices to foreign PFI concerns.
Though the Maybot is in denial and totally overwhelmed by the fact she's got her egocentric, incompetent bony ass caught up in the Gale Force 8 slipstream of historic events – refusing to censure Israel's human rights abuses and illegal settlement land thefts visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian population of – er – the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip enclave - in what used to be Palestine – and covering up Saudi Arabian war crimes against the civilian demographic of neighbouring Yemen – while sanctioning sales of British weapons to Saudi – to use in acts of military aggression against non-military Yemeni targets – specifically women n kids.
And now a capital offense sin – in the eyes of 52% (at least) of the voting public – her little Florence speech, submitting to this venal add-on two year transitional period until we give the EUSSR and Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy the final 'fuck off, eat shit and die' finger. All of which has put a smile on the faces of her Remainer cabinet clique - the anti-democracy Brexit Remainers (aka Remoaners / Remainiacs) camp – and don't we all know what happens to Remainers – they get left behind.
So out of all the ego-massaging, self-promoting speeches, arrogance and bullshit, there's simply gotta be a funny side to this political posturing crap – hasn't there?
Especially so when one cuts through the stand up comedy and safe space politically correct bullshit and takes pertinent note that the venue was infested with pro-Zionist Israel lobbyists and arms corporation scumsters taking likely-corruptible cabinet and Parliamentary committee members out of a night-time around China Town and the LGBT-centric Canal Street for drinkies, a spot of snort, lap dances and happy ending massages – with several junior minister types clocked on smart phonecameras entering the Leather Lads gay / fetish club in the cellars (read 'dungeons') of the old Masonic Temple on Twatborough Street – a venue previously leased by the Paedophile Information Exchange for their covert kiddie fiddling extravaganzas.
Another giggle is worthy of mention – for covering the conference was the Biased Broadcasting Corp's political news hack - the repulsive bottle blonde moment Scot, Laura Kuntsberg, shadowed by a bodyguard – no less than ex-Glassie cage fighter, Bald Hector 'Pitbull' McNonce.
Challenged on the arrangement by gutter press hacks, the Beeb's security chief, Shaheed al Ka-Boom, insisted she must have a personal Praetorian Guard protection - both inside and out of the secure zone at the Brighton-based Labour and Mancs Tory conferences.
'We take the safety of our staff extremely seriously. Ms Kuntsberg is a well-known public figure. She and her team will be covering events with huge crowds of unwashed scallies - where there might be hostility to the lies and shit she writes. Hence we want to ensure adequate precautions are taken if some aggie tosser on a moped decides to give her an acid enema – and anyway the stupid TV licence fee paying common herd public are covering the security bill.'
One disgraced Tory MP - Craig 'Turncoat' Mackinlay / South Gannnet - too craven to do the 'right thing' - fall on his own sword and commit ritual seppuku – bears the dishonest ignominy of being up for trial next May for fiddling his election expenses to the tune of several billion quid – yet had the audacity to state for the public record that 'unemployed young people from Glasgow need to get on their bikes and start pedalling south - and take 'fruit-picking farming jobs' - where they can work with loads of gorgeous young immigrant slappers from the EUSSR bloc countries.'
Que? Farming jobs? Fruit picking? It's Winter coming on, clot. WTF are they gonna pick – acorns? Bollocks - the squirrel brigade will have harvested that crop by now.
Next up, in an astonishing failure to 'engage brain before opening gob' outburst, the Nasty Party's fellow expenses-fiddling Europe Minister Alan 'Poison Dwarf' Drunkcan - MP for the Tory's Rotting Melon constituency – and previously Shadow Minister for Jailbird Affairs – used the conference forum to slam the Brexit vote as a ‘tantrum by the working class’.
Hmmm, this shirt-lifting Remainiac dog wanker should have paid more attention during school day's History lessons, then he might have the nuance to think again when it comes down to working class tantrums: specifically circa 1789 and 1917 – when a bit of a working class 'tantrum' put paid to France's 'born to excess' Bourbon monarchical dynasty – and the Russkie Romanov gang of wastrels royal lineage too.
Last, but by no means least, disaster was on a star-crossed fiasco schedule, striking at the conference finale when the Curse of Corbyn kicked in big time - (a Witchipoo spell conjured up by Labour's 'three-bagger' broomstick merchant and chief Juju woman – (and shadow minister for racist comments) - the sweaty Diane 'Dementia' Flabbert) - during Terry Mayhem's closing speech when the PM was stricken with a wave of Stage 3 asbestosis level coughing spasms (for which Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond slipped 'Tezza' a covert hemlock lozenge) – then suffering the stigma of being handed a P45 notice – followed by half the stage's Tory logo backdrop becoming victim to gravity and tumbling to the ground, letter after successive letter.
Then, as the Maybot left the stage, her ginger-mingin Home Sec, Amber Crudd, ordered FS Bonkers Boris Nonsense to 'Get off yer Brexiteer arse an' applaud the Boss, yer Turkish wanker!'
Oh yes, no need for any Cassandra prophecies on this one – the Nasty Party's doomed to suffer an extinction level event at the next election.
Thought for the day. The best of the conference venue was perhaps – to the anarchist eye, the legions of Young Tory types flaunting their freshly silk screen printed 'Mighty Moggster' t-shirts: Mighty Mogg for Brexit Minister / Beware the Mighty Mogg - and upper arm tattoos bearing the 'Jake R Mogg' legend.
Okay, back to Planet Reality for a brief moment. The Tories only semi-saving grace - come the next election - is the fact that the Lib-Dums are totally fucking hopeless as is – and even worse under the leadershit of the senility-afflicted Vince Cable.
By the same rule, Corbyn's Trotskyist faction-ridden Labour gang don't know their arse from their elbow - and apart from being hell bent on overturning the Brexit vote with a final referendum – and democracy be damned – are doubly-damned credibility-wise by having the sweaty, IQ-deficient racist bitch, Diane 'Dementia' Flabbert, in their shadow cabinet ranks.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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The story so far in Broken Britain's 'It's Grim Up North' manky Manchester – where the Nasty Party Tory gang are slumming it by holding their annual party conference at the city's G-Mex convention centre (recycled ex-railway station – n same venue where the nation's sex pervs once held their annual botty-spanking BD/SM fetish exhibitions) – with two metre high screened off fencing enclosing the entire multi-block perimeter – and their adjacent Midland Hotel billet – in one security-infested 'and surrounded' Green Zone political privilege enclave – with access roads and pavements marked 'common herd no go zones' - and more moronic Plod Squad thugs hanging around in two's n three's (safety in numbers?) than any fucker or their dog can shake a stick at.
No shit, walk around Mancs, day or night, and you get a prize for spotting a Plod – even one of the intellectually-challenged PCSO types – and this week the entire public demographic suppression control freak gang are high-viz – feet on the ground to protect their elitist political scumbag masters – all to the calculated inconvenience of the tax-paying sheeple who fund their pay cheques and pensions.
But while it's a draughty October 'round the door jambs' for the rest of Broken Britain's useless eaters – for the Nasty Party apparatchiks it's Ides of March time – knives sharpened and ready to back-stab any and all during their shit stirring 'fringe events' – whose fallen corpses might provide a career stepping stone leg-up.
A point manifested to perfidious perfection by Grant 'Two Jobs' Shatts – (aka Micky Spleen / Sebastian Pox) – (former party chairperson and incumbent MP for the Well-off Twatfield constituency) – who seized the occasion of the conference venue conspiring with other like-minded Tory sleazesters to stage a coup – announcing, Joe McCarthy fashion, 'I have here the names of thirty Tory MPs who want that hopeless bitch Terry Maybot out and me as leader'.
Obviously the ever-prevaricating Mrs Mayhem is widely regarded as a tosspot who's making a total bollocks of Brexit with her interminable 'transitional periods' – and is topping the target list for the long knives crew – along with Foreign Office Sec' Bonkers Boris Nonsense.
But beware, for while the Maybot might be a self-delusional pillock, Bonkers Boris – class act buffoon that he behaves as - ain't – and might have his personal Assassins Creed hit team in play.
Yep, the Nasty Party are only in town for this four-day conclave – more of an ego-massaging session by a gaggle of IQ-deficient politicos – convincing each other they can win a general election (with bed-sheet sized banners bearing the legend 'Building a country that works for Us' – (and our elitist moneybags donors).
Hmmm, more at fucking up our country's social welfare and NHS systems – and expanding the ranks of the homeless - after the utter balls-up manifested at the general election on 8th June this year – while inflicting the greatest pre-and post conference 'no thoroughfare' inconvenience on all - peripheral commuters and shoppers alike.
Really, the Nasty Party – led by the pig-fucking Posh Dave Scameron and now the 'batteries not included' Maybot - have been tried, tested and proven as a collective of all-round fuckups since 2010 – with their austerity measures, etcetera, et al – and back-sliding on the Brexit issue with two year transitional period excuses - and the voting demographic have had enough.
The 'had enough' aspect was plainly displayed to 'welcome' PM Maybe and her gang of dunces and nonces as they arrived in Mancuniun – to be greeted by the sight of the City's numerous canal waterways and river crossing bridges – brightly festooned with the 'lynched' effigies of Tory politicos – hanging flaccid in their pitiless 'austerity finest'.
The sight of which prompted the gormless looking Michael Fabricator, Tory MP for snotty Staffordshire's Ditchfield constituency – (he with the Bonkers Boris Nonsense copycat hair-do) to comment 'What a charming welcome to Manchester and the Conservative Party Conference' - and that Mancunians are collectively a bunch of fascist scum.
The gospel according to Town Hall snitches claims there is next to zero truth to the rumour such were hung there on the orders of Manchester's all-new Labour Mayor, Andy Pandy Burnout.
Regarding the Tory cabinet's Remainiacs versus Brexiteers skirmishing sessions, associated back-stabbing plots and the 'un-sackable' / not fucker's indispensible' media debate - Flatbrokes - Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies – are offering odds that there might be a few political career casualties resulting from the Tory conference – with the EUSSR Brussels stooge Remainophile likes of Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, Ken' Groper' Clarke - and that odious post-menopausal skanger - the incumbent MP for Nottingham's Botox constituency - Annie Sourpuss - topping the in-house fighting hate list.
But alas, no mention of the smarmy Jeremy Kunt getting the bum's rush – he of the shit-eating grin whose gross ministerial level incompetence and deliberate mismanagement have made a total bollocks of our once-sacred National Ill-Health Service – to justify the whole shebang being flogged off at fire sale prices to foreign PFI concerns.
Though the Maybot is in denial and totally overwhelmed by the fact she's got her egocentric, incompetent bony ass caught up in the Gale Force 8 slipstream of historic events – refusing to censure Israel's human rights abuses and illegal settlement land thefts visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian population of – er – the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip enclave - in what used to be Palestine – and covering up Saudi Arabian war crimes against the civilian demographic of neighbouring Yemen – while sanctioning sales of British weapons to Saudi – to use in acts of military aggression against non-military Yemeni targets – specifically women n kids.
And now a capital offense sin – in the eyes of 52% (at least) of the voting public – her little Florence speech, submitting to this venal add-on two year transitional period until we give the EUSSR and Brussels kleptocrat hierarchy the final 'fuck off, eat shit and die' finger. All of which has put a smile on the faces of her Remainer cabinet clique - the anti-democracy Brexit Remainers (aka Remoaners / Remainiacs) camp – and don't we all know what happens to Remainers – they get left behind.
So out of all the ego-massaging, self-promoting speeches, arrogance and bullshit, there's simply gotta be a funny side to this political posturing crap – hasn't there?
Especially so when one cuts through the stand up comedy and safe space politically correct bullshit and takes pertinent note that the venue was infested with pro-Zionist Israel lobbyists and arms corporation scumsters taking likely-corruptible cabinet and Parliamentary committee members out of a night-time around China Town and the LGBT-centric Canal Street for drinkies, a spot of snort, lap dances and happy ending massages – with several junior minister types clocked on smart phonecameras entering the Leather Lads gay / fetish club in the cellars (read 'dungeons') of the old Masonic Temple on Twatborough Street – a venue previously leased by the Paedophile Information Exchange for their covert kiddie fiddling extravaganzas.
Another giggle is worthy of mention – for covering the conference was the Biased Broadcasting Corp's political news hack - the repulsive bottle blonde moment Scot, Laura Kuntsberg, shadowed by a bodyguard – no less than ex-Glassie cage fighter, Bald Hector 'Pitbull' McNonce.
Challenged on the arrangement by gutter press hacks, the Beeb's security chief, Shaheed al Ka-Boom, insisted she must have a personal Praetorian Guard protection - both inside and out of the secure zone at the Brighton-based Labour and Mancs Tory conferences.
'We take the safety of our staff extremely seriously. Ms Kuntsberg is a well-known public figure. She and her team will be covering events with huge crowds of unwashed scallies - where there might be hostility to the lies and shit she writes. Hence we want to ensure adequate precautions are taken if some aggie tosser on a moped decides to give her an acid enema – and anyway the stupid TV licence fee paying common herd public are covering the security bill.'
One disgraced Tory MP - Craig 'Turncoat' Mackinlay / South Gannnet - too craven to do the 'right thing' - fall on his own sword and commit ritual seppuku – bears the dishonest ignominy of being up for trial next May for fiddling his election expenses to the tune of several billion quid – yet had the audacity to state for the public record that 'unemployed young people from Glasgow need to get on their bikes and start pedalling south - and take 'fruit-picking farming jobs' - where they can work with loads of gorgeous young immigrant slappers from the EUSSR bloc countries.'
Que? Farming jobs? Fruit picking? It's Winter coming on, clot. WTF are they gonna pick – acorns? Bollocks - the squirrel brigade will have harvested that crop by now.
Next up, in an astonishing failure to 'engage brain before opening gob' outburst, the Nasty Party's fellow expenses-fiddling Europe Minister Alan 'Poison Dwarf' Drunkcan - MP for the Tory's Rotting Melon constituency – and previously Shadow Minister for Jailbird Affairs – used the conference forum to slam the Brexit vote as a ‘tantrum by the working class’.
Hmmm, this shirt-lifting Remainiac dog wanker should have paid more attention during school day's History lessons, then he might have the nuance to think again when it comes down to working class tantrums: specifically circa 1789 and 1917 – when a bit of a working class 'tantrum' put paid to France's 'born to excess' Bourbon monarchical dynasty – and the Russkie Romanov gang of wastrels royal lineage too.
Last, but by no means least, disaster was on a star-crossed fiasco schedule, striking at the conference finale when the Curse of Corbyn kicked in big time - (a Witchipoo spell conjured up by Labour's 'three-bagger' broomstick merchant and chief Juju woman – (and shadow minister for racist comments) - the sweaty Diane 'Dementia' Flabbert) - during Terry Mayhem's closing speech when the PM was stricken with a wave of Stage 3 asbestosis level coughing spasms (for which Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond slipped 'Tezza' a covert hemlock lozenge) – then suffering the stigma of being handed a P45 notice – followed by half the stage's Tory logo backdrop becoming victim to gravity and tumbling to the ground, letter after successive letter.
Then, as the Maybot left the stage, her ginger-mingin Home Sec, Amber Crudd, ordered FS Bonkers Boris Nonsense to 'Get off yer Brexiteer arse an' applaud the Boss, yer Turkish wanker!'
Oh yes, no need for any Cassandra prophecies on this one – the Nasty Party's doomed to suffer an extinction level event at the next election.
Thought for the day. The best of the conference venue was perhaps – to the anarchist eye, the legions of Young Tory types flaunting their freshly silk screen printed 'Mighty Moggster' t-shirts: Mighty Mogg for Brexit Minister / Beware the Mighty Mogg - and upper arm tattoos bearing the 'Jake R Mogg' legend.
Okay, back to Planet Reality for a brief moment. The Tories only semi-saving grace - come the next election - is the fact that the Lib-Dums are totally fucking hopeless as is – and even worse under the leadershit of the senility-afflicted Vince Cable.
By the same rule, Corbyn's Trotskyist faction-ridden Labour gang don't know their arse from their elbow - and apart from being hell bent on overturning the Brexit vote with a final referendum – and democracy be damned – are doubly-damned credibility-wise by having the sweaty, IQ-deficient racist bitch, Diane 'Dementia' Flabbert, in their shadow cabinet ranks.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour 'and' decaffeinated public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness.
An anti-authoritarian counter-culture alternative opinion blog and free radical alternative media source 'not owned' by Raving Rupert Mudrock's News Corp and the ultra-racist Edomite Mafia 'Kosher Nostra' bankster crime syndicate - and committed to the relay of open source information – plus 'hopefully' immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
(Unless one has the audacity to support the pro-Palestinian BDS campaign and criticise Zionist Israel's human rights abuses and war crimes – or dare mention the dirty dealings of the Met's PPU (Paedophile Protection Unit ) or expose, name and shame the membership ranks of Nottingham's Nasty Paedo Club or Scotland's Masonic Speculative Society 'Nonce Ponce' Magic Circle arse bandit / Violate BD/SM Club VIP (Very Important Pederast) kiddie fiddling Edinburgh / Balmoral / Glencoe / Aberdeen-based cabal – along with their Westminster and Holyrood Parliament / Crown Office / Secret Squirrel Security Services / Plod Squad sodomite - paedo-enablers / cover-up protectors).
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