US Bully Pushes 'Big Bad Assad' Propaganda

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Black Propaganda’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering 'false flag' hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding non-conformists, proto-nihilists and career radical pro-justice revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to US President Donald Chump states it is now his God-given 'divine' responsibility to resolve the humanitarian and political crisis in Syria - by causing further mayhem and chaos - as he forewarned of a full-on 'US troops on the ground' military action in the war-ravaged Middle East nation.

Russian FSB political asset Chumpsky upped the 'holier than thou' warmongering ante during an interview with Hypocrisy Now magazine yesterday, claiming that the purported chemical weapons attack in Syria's rebel-controlled Iblid Province was a terrible affront to humanity and it was his 'Assad's Gotta Go!' mission, as leader of the Free World, to put wrongs to right.

Hmmm, but as head of the US Global Policeman Squad (read 'Bully') he ignores any responsibility on the part of the Great Satan to resolve the humanitarian and political crisis visited on the hapless and disenfranchised Arab Muslim Semite population of Palestine – or the atrocities directed at Yemeni civilians – still suffering a daily deluge of US / UK manufactured and supplied bombs and missiles launched from the barbarian state of Saudi Arabia's warplanes.

Always ready to jump on the bandwagon to further some skewed Zionist / Edomite Mafia political advantage, Israel's clinically insane Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo, joined Chump's denunciations and severely condemned the usage of chemical weapons against innocent civilians in Syria – informing one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "The horrible images from the anti-Assad media hacks in Iblid, with colour photos of babies coughing their lungs out, should shock everyone into an eye for an eye response and have Assad arrested as a war criminal."

Here the Khazar-Ashkenazi 'Jew of convenience' Nuttyahoo is obviously suffering another bout of his customary 'selective memory syndrome' regarding 'war crimes' and the fact he ordered the IDF's 2014 Operation Genocide chemical weapons and white phosphorus bomb attacks on the Gaza Strip that snuffed anyone old enough to bleed (2,314 civilians killed / 17,125 maimed and injured).

Then we have the US ambassador to the UN – Nikki Haley – (Tricky Nikki Haley - formerly Ms Nimrata Randhawa and winner of South Carolina's 2004 Miss Sikh of the Week Award - whose diplomatic qualifications for the post of UN Ambassador were obviously earned in her earlier incarnation - working for FCR Waste Management) – who assumed an air of brazen hubris while pontificating to the Security Council that "Time and time again Vlad Putrid's Russia uses the same false narrative to deflect attention from their Assad regime allies in Damascus" – further threatening unilateral action by the Great Satan's gung-ho military – adding: "When the United Nations consistently fails in its duty to act collectively, there are times in the existence of these Third World nations that we are compelled to take our own action to gain control of their strategic geopolitical locations – and natural resources."

Ha! Where the fuck did Donald Chump find this bimbo? Such guff and hypocrisy from the Great Satan's mouthpiece – when the good ole US of A murdered / burned alive some 250,000 Japanese civilians with two bombs back in August of 1945.

But that's simply another class act 'hypocrisy first' from Ambassador Sickie Haley – a bitch who declares she has a sharp aversion to government intrusion – unless she's the one 'intruding'.

We take pertinent note of Haley's zero reference factor of the UN's failure to act collectively – specifically regarding the human rights abuses, land thefts and war crimes committed by Israel against the victim Palestinian Semite population – of what once was Palestine - before the Zionist Irgun, Stern and Haganah terrorist gangs stole it by force of arms to create their very own 'Jewtopia'

And as per so recently, just cries of Foul! and brouhaha when the UN does issue a critical report condemning Israel for these crimes – at which point the craven UN Zionist stooge hierarchy of Secretary General António 'No Balls' Guterres distance themselves from any such criticism before they're subjected to the fearsome 'anti-Semitic' brand and labelled 'Holohoax Deniers' for good measure – and end up topping a Mossad shit list.

This UN duplicity is perfectly illustrated in 3D graphic colour and surround sound with regard to the Economic and Social Commission for Western Asia (ESCWA), report - Israeli Practices towards the Palestinian People and the Question of Apartheid - complied by Under Secretary General Rima Khalaf whose so-recent March 2017 summary concluded - without any scent of ambiguity - that the rogue state of Israel is governed by an apartheid / racist regime – specifically Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party.

The spineless Guterres distanced himself from the report, stating it reflected the authors' views – ie 'the Truth' – and under pressure from both Israel and the United States ordered it removed from the ESCWA's website.

Hence back to the Iblid WMD chemical attack and pose the necessary 'Cui Bono' question regarding this latest unsubstantiated 'Assad Did It' blame game?
Who? Why, none more so than the Kosher Nostra's terrorist proxies, hell bent on demonizing the Assad regime, derailing the peace process and justifying their diabolical existence for an expanded and prolonged military conflict.

This raucous of international insta-condemnation 'black propaganda' version of events that immediately assigned guilt of the reported chemical weapons attack to the Assad government raises too many red flags – specifically regarding 'Whodunit' false flags.
One thus speculates if this was a pathetic repeat of the 2013 East Ghouta false flag chemical weapons attack that never occurred – apart from the venal lips of media charlatans and pro-war political opportunists pushing the 'weapons of mass distraction' narrative.

But WTF is new - more outrageous 'court of political' opinion / media-driven hypocrisy and 'let's get Assad spin viz the purported Syrian military chemical weapons attack in Idlib Province– which reports now claim resulted from an airstrike on a Jolly Jihad rebel terrorist warehouse manufacturing and storing the aforesaid chemical weapons (chlorine gas – not sarin).
And all a concocted excuse to justify launching a wave of air strikes on Syrian military and air force facilities – that's why two US Navy destroyers – the USS Ross n USS Porter - are stationed in the East Mediterranean – awaiting the 'go signal' to launch a barrage of Tomahawk cruise missiles against Syrian bases.

Do you live in the Idlib area? Have you been gassed by chemical weapons recently? Do you realise Idlib Province is now part of the Imperial Ottoman Empire since Turkey fenced it off?

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